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Seven Days
Peacekeepers Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 2 - "Peacekeepers"
Donovan puts his resignation from the team on hold in order to help Parker with a rescue operation to maintain peace in Bosnia.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Live: From Death Row Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 22 - "Live: From Death Row"
Parker causes the delay of an important Backstep mission to go to New Orleans to prove the innocence of an old friend scheduled for execution for a murder he didnt commit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kansas Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 17 - "Kansas"
A power surge sends Parker into a mirror universe where his colleagues now play threatening roles.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The First Freshman Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 13 - "The First Freshman"
Parker has his hands full when he has to Backstep to prevent the death of the U.S. Presidents rebellious daughter at the hands of a vicious killer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Brink Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 19 - "The Brink"
Parker must go back to his old mental hospital to work undercover to find a killer who influences others to kill and maim based on astrological patterns.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Final Countdown Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 18 - "The Final Countdown"
Parker must prevent an overzealous officer from launching a nuclear missile during a crisis with Korea.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Revelation Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 14 - "Revelation"
Parker must decide whether or not to heed the words of a man who claims to have Backstepped from the far future, and warns that Earths safety depends on the death of a revered holy man.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crystal Blue Persuasion Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 15 - "Crystal Blue Persuasion"
An astronaut returns with an alien virus that makes him irresistible to women, and Olga soon finds herself pregnant with a clutch of alien babies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Deloris Demands Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 6 - "Deloris Demands"
Parker ignores phone calls from someone claiming to be an old girlfriend, Deloris, until she carries out her threat to paralyze the nations air traffic control system.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tracker Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 8 - "Tracker"
Unaware that a vengeful Chechen rebel is tracking him, Parker leads terrorists to Project Backstep.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Head Case Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 11 - "Head Case"
Parker must prevent the U.S. President from being blackmailed after agents of a South American dictator steal his private psychiatric tapes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sugar Mountain Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 20 - "Sugar Mountain"
A boy with the psychic ability to project fire kills a Canadian trade minister and Parker must stop him and relieve him of his powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
The Fire Last Time Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 7 - "The Fire Last Time"
While on a mission to prevent the murder of the U.S. Attorney General by a religious zealot, Parker is plagued by flashbacks to a disastrous mission in Somalia where the rest of his team were killed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dunwych Madness Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 4 - "The Dunwych Madness"
Mentnors post-World War II experiments return to haunt him, as a virus that causes homicidal madness gets loose in an isolated New England village.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Adam & Eve & Adam Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 10 - "Adam & Eve & Adam"
When a neutron bomb accident obliterates all other life on Earth, Parker, Olga, Owsley, and an army officer undertake an arduous journey to reach Project Backstep and reverse things before their 7-day window of opportunity expires.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Olgas Excellent Vacation Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 5 - "Olgas Excellent Vacation"
Olga and Parker get romantically involved when he backsteps to save her life after she encounters terrorists blowing up an oil line in the wilderness area shes vacationing in.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Top Dog Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 9 - "Top Dog"
When Talmadge becomes incapacitated because of an apparent brain aneurysm, Nathan Ramsey is appointed as his successor, and Ramsey immediately begins to implement Parkers removal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rhino Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 3 - "Rhino"
Parker teams with an old friend, a Navy SEAL, to prevent the assassination of the new president of Columbia at a White House state dinner.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Raven Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 12 - "Raven"
A missile test disaster sends Parker back in time to find a beautiful revenge-minded thief who has stolen the device that will cause the disaster.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stairway to Heaven Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 1 - "Stairway to Heaven"
Atmospheric interference causes Parker to return from a back-step with a woman who died fifteen years ago, and whose presence threatens to unravel the fabric of the universe.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Empty Quiver Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 16 - "Empty Quiver"
A militia leader detonates a nuclear bomb in Washington, but the Backstep goes awry when the Sphere goes back without Parker - the team has 7 days to figure out what disaster is coming and resolve it before its too late, and all they have to help them is a reluctant psychic who was part of one of Mentnors past experiments.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Born in the USSR Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 21 - "Born in the USSR"
In Russia over 38,000 people are wiped out by Sarin gas, but it is a ploy by a Russian military officer to gain access to Olga and create their own Backstep Sphere.
Added on September 21, 2011
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As Time Goes By Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 9 - "As Time Goes By"
Just as Parker and Olga start to become romantically involved, Olgas husband Josef returns from the future to claim his wife and join the team.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Last Breath Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 13 - "Last Breath"
When a Russian spy submarine gets trapped on an ice shelf off the coast of Alaska, its nuclear fuel is released into the atmosphere, causing widespread devastation. Parker must link up underwater with the submarine before it happens again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Come Again? Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 4 - "Come Again?"
Talmadge decides to authorize the use of Backstep in order to save Dr. Jonathan Axelrad, a man with the secret to cold fusion. But everything is not what it seems...
Added on September 21, 2011
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Walter Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 20 - "Walter"
Parker balks when ordered to kill an autistic savant, Walter, whose code-breaking skills are put to use by enemy spies to kill 20 CIA agents.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Vows Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 5 - "Vows"
A tanker truck filled with a deadly acid explodes killing 86 people and devastating the North Korean embassy and threatening to trigger a war.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Last Card Up Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 12 - "Last Card Up"
After a disastrous confrontation between a religious cult and the U.S. government, Parker is sent back in time to undo the event.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lifeboat Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 21 - "Lifeboat"
Parker discovers a secret lab at Never Never Land with an alien alive from the Roswell UFO crash - the alien escapes and sets off a nuclear disaster.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Doppleganger (2) Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 7 - "Doppleganger (2)"
Good-Frank tries to make his way to Backstep to stop Starker from initiating his military coup and taking over the U.S. government (with the aid of Parkers evil duplicate) while the U.S. and China are on the brink of nuclear war.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Gettysburg Virus Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 3 - "The Gettysburg Virus"
Parker is sent back in time by a dying Olga to stop the spread of a deadly mutated Ebola virus.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Theres Something About Olga... Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 16 - "Theres Something About Olga"
Olga is kidnapped and replace by a look-alike, with the intention of stealing Operation Backsteps secrets.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Dish Best Served Cold Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 17 - "A Dish Best Served Cold"
A former Backstep pilot, thought to be dead, seeks revenge by trying to sabotage the Sphere.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sleepers Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 10 - "Sleepers"
When Parker and Donovan are to be honored at the White House, they are caught up in an intricate assassination scheme.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Vegas Heist Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 18 - "Vegas Heist"
As the team vacations in Las Vegas, a group tries to rob a casino to save their African village.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pilot (1) Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 1 - "Pilot (1)"
The U.S. government adapts technology from an alien spacecraft at Roswell and create a device that can travel back in time seven days. When Washington is devastated by a terrorist attack, the need to find a capable pilot becomes essential and with time running out, only mental patient and ex-military man Frank Parker proves suitable.
Added on September 21, 2011
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HAARP Attack Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 11 - "HAARP Attack"
Parker must prevent a terrorist plot to have American planes bomb a U.S. command center in Saudi Arabia, but an accident during the Backstep makes things go a little crazy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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EBEs Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 19 - "EBEs"
When a Back-Step is made to prevent a toxic spill, Parker discovers an alien cover-up.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shadow Play Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 8 - "Shadow Play"
A young secretary, Rebecca, goes underground after the NAS office she works for is destroyed in an explosion and it is believed that she is the one responsible.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Daddys Girl Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 15 - "Daddys Girl"
The Vice-Presidents illegitimate daughter, an Air Force flyer, is shot down in Bosnia. After shes killed along with her Ranger rescue team, and her father kills himself out of grief, Parker must jump back in time to save the mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Parkergeist Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 14 - "Parkergeist"
After a sabotaged Backstep, Parker seems to be killed. Now a disembodied Parker must somehow convince Olga hes not dead.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Doppleganger (1) Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 6 - "Doppleganger (1)"
When the team at Never Never Land compound hears news that the United States is in danger of being taken over by terrorists, Operation Back Step is put into effect. However, after Dr. Ballard modifies the sphere, a glitch causes Frank Parker to separate into two people.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pilot (2) Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 2 - "Pilot (2)"
Parker must thwart the plans of the terrorists who blew up Washington, while tracking them to Russia and finding out about their back-up plan to detonate a poison gas bomb.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Playmates and Presidents Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 22 - "Playmates and Presidents"
Parker is ordered to Backstep in order to prevent a Presidential candidate from being assassinated. His mission is a success and the Governor asks him to join his campaign team, but Frank soon discovers the Governor has psychological issues and his daughter is trying to get the evidence to the public.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pope Parker Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 19 - "Pope Parker"
When the Pope is assassinated, a mixed-up Backstep occurs and Parker finds himself occupying the body of the Holy Pontiff.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
The Collector Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 8 - "The Collector"
Parker Backsteps to prevent a collapsed dam from killing people, but when under the influence of alcohol lands in the middle of an execution, letting a serial killer escape. Frank insists on taking on the investigation to make up for his screw-up.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Mr. Donovans Neighborhood... Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 21 - "Mr. Donovans Neighborhood"
When a reverend fighting against drug deals in Donovans old neighborhood gets killed, Donovans sister is killed as well. Donovan investigates and is arrested for killing one of the men responsible, and Frank engineers a Backstep to go back and save his friend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Love and Other Disasters Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 9 - "Love and Other Disasters"
A wiring problem causes an explosion at the wedding of Princess Lisette, and Parker must Backstep to protect the Princess and Olga, after discovering terrorists were responsible.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
The Devil and the Deep Blue... Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 10 - "The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea"
Parker must Backstep to prevent a submarine from blowing up, and a U.S. cruiser in the area from triggering a nuclear war between China and the U.S.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cure Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 23 - "The Cure"
A scientist comes up with a cure for cancer, unaware it will unleash a deadly plague. The NSA of 168 years in the future send back an assassin to kill her before her ""cure"" wipes out the world.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Space Station Down Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 15 - "Space Station Down"
Parker must prevent the Global Space Station from exploding in space and releasing large amount of plutonium into Earths atmosphere...but due to the narrow threshold he must dock with it in space.
Added on September 21, 2011
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For the Children Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 4 - "For the Children"
Parker quits when a Backstep is cancelled that would have saved children on a subway train from being killed, and the team must question whether they obey NSA orders or act on their consciences.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Two Weddings and a Funeral... Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 5 - "Two Weddings and a Funeral"
A falling scaffolding hurts Parker, and as Olga keeps vigil over him in his coma, she professes her love for him just as he wakes up to hear her. Through an increasing series of dares they end up getting married . . . but all is not what it seems.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sisters Keeper Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 7 - "Sisters Keeper"
Parker backsteps to save Olgas sister, Svetlana, from the Russian mafia.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Buried Alive Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 12 - "Buried Alive"
Parker Backsteps to prevent a mine shaft from exploding and killing thousands of people, including a nearby military base. However, things go awry when the Sphere materializes deep within the Earth and the Backstep team have no idea where Frank is or what he was sent back to avert.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pinball Wizard Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 2 - "Pinball Wizard"
Teens playing video games are actually being used to pilot missiles.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brother, Can You Spare a... Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 18 - "Brother, Can You Spare a Bomb?"
Parker must Backstep to prevent Ramseys younger brother, mentally ill and off his medication, from killing a Senator.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
The Cuban Missile Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 16 - "The Cuban Missile"
Parker Backsteps to stop Fidel Castros son Teo, a boxer, from being murdered in his comeback fight - an incident that leads to Castro launching a nuclear missile strike on Miami.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
The Backsteppers Apprentice... Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 13 - "The Backsteppers Apprentice"
Parker Backsteps to save a Nobel Peace Prize recipient, but passes through the side of an airline flight, causing it to crash. A boy on board the plane is taken along with Frank into the past, and he must save the Peace Prize winner, stop the crash, and help the boy save his grandfather.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Football Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 1 - "The Football"
The Presidents briefcase containing the missile controls is lost on the streets of Washington D.C.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Witch Way to the Prom Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 20 - "Witch Way to the Prom"
Parker Backsteps to prevent three high school girls from accidentally blowing up a hotel, but it turns out to be a bit more involved then that.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
X-35 Needs Changing Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 17 - "X-35 Needs Changing"
Parker and Olga must recover a kidnapped baby created in a lab as part of a genetic experiment to breed super-geniuses.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Time Gremlin Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 11 - "Time Gremlin"
A doctor in California destroys the entire state by experimenting with explosive fault line devices, and Parker must prevent a tidal wave from killing over ten million people. Complications arise when he Backsteps and ends up with a strange creature capable of generating temporal disruptions that is intent on destroying Backstep.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Parker.com Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 3 - "Parker.com"
When a supercomputer with artificial intelligence deactivates the U.S. nuclear weapons systems, Parker must take advantage of its infatuation with him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Seven Days
Walk Away Seven Days Seven Days
Episode 6 - "Walk Away"
An alien implant cures Dr. Ballards paralysis, but results in his mind being taken over by Adam, the Roswell alien (from ""Lifeboat"").
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Scorpion (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 26 - "Scorpion (1)"
Stardate: 50984.3Voyager finally enters Borg space, only to discover a threat more powerful than the Borg themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Futures End (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 9 - "Futures End (2)"
Stardate: 50312.5While trying to rescue Paris and Tuvok, Torres and Chakotay are captured by a gang of weapons smugglers who believe that they are from the government.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Remember Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 6 - "Remember"
Stardate: 50203.1After Voyager encounter a telepathic species, BElanna starts having powerful dreams that depict the life of a woman and her lover in a time of great political and social upheaval.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Darkling Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 18 - "Darkling"
Stardate: 50693.2When the doctor tries to improve his personality by incorporating the psychological profiles of famous and historical people, he is overwhelmed by their dark sides and begins exhibiting signs of a split personality, one the regular doctor, and the other dark and evil. Kes asks to leave Voyager when they encounter a race with vast knowledge of the region of space they are currently exploring.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Displaced Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 24 - "Displaced"
Stardate: 50912.4Crew members are replaced one-by-one with aliens from an unknown race.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Blood Fever Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 16 - "Blood Fever"
Stardate: 50537.2Ensign Vorik expresses his desire to mate with BElanna during his Pon-Farr. After they get in a brawl over the matter, Torres begins showing signs of the Pon-Farr herself.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Flashback Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 2 - "Flashback"
Stardate: 50126.4After falling ill to what appears to be a repressed memory Tuvok must perform a mind-meld with Captain Janeway in order to survive. The meld takes them back to when Tuvok was a junior science officer aboard the U.S.S. Excelsior under the command of Captain Hikaru Sulu.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Futures End (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 8 - "Futures End (1)"
Stardate: UnknownBoth Voyager and a 29th century Federation Timeship, the Aeon are pulled back in time to Earth in the late 20th century. The Timeship Aeon crashes in Arizona during the 1960s, while Voyager appears in orbit around Earth during 1996.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Fair Trade Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 13 - "Fair Trade"
Stardate: UnknownVoyager encounters a region of space named the Nekrit Expanse. Since Neelix has no knowledge about the space after this point, he tries to make himself feel useful to the crew by trying to obtain a map from an old friend named Wixiban, who uses him as a courier for illegal substances.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Alter Ego Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 14 - "Alter Ego"
Stardate: 50460.3Ensign Kim asks Tuvok to teach him Vulcan emotional control techniques when he falls in love with a holodeck character named Marayna. Kim soon becomes jealous when he sees Tuvok interacting with her behind his back as she tries to seduce him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Unity Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 17 - "Unity"
Stardate: 50614.2During an away mission, Chakotay discovers a Federation hailing signature coming from an alien planet. After landing, he learns that all is not peaceful, and those helping him have not been entirely honest about their true origins.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Rise Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 19 - "Rise"
Stardate: UnknownNeelix is pushed to the limits when Tuvoks attitude becomes too much to bear while the pair is on an away mission to help evacuate a Nezu planet, which is being bombarded with asteroids.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The Chute Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 3 - "The Chute"
Stardate: 50156.2Paris and Kim are sent to an Akritian prison after being accused of a terrorist bombing.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Favorite Son Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 20 - "Favorite Son"
Stardate: 50732.4Harry Kim experiences strong senses of deja vu in an unknown region of space. He soon learns that he is native to this region and that he is TKarian, not human.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The Q and the Grey Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 11 - "The Q and the Grey"
Stardate: 50384.2Voyager encounters several supernova in a small region of space. Time soon reveals that it is the after effects of a civil war within the Q-Continuum. Q appears and believes that the solution to the problem is for him to produce a child, and his mate of choice is Captain Kathryn Janeway. Matters are complicated when a jealous female Q appears claiming that Q was her boyfriend.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Real Life Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 22 - "Real Life"
Stardate: 50863.2The Doctor decides he should create a holographic family in order to expand himself. When BElanna is disgusted by its unrealistic perfectionism, she alters the program to include random events and outcomes with interesting and devastating results.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Before and After Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 21 - "Before and After"
Stardate: 50973Kes begins traveling backwards through time from the moment of her death. With each shift, she comes closer to a solution but she also grows months and years younger at a time.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Warlord Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 10 - "Warlord"
Stardate: 50348.1An injured alien named Tieran transfers his consciousness into Kes mind moments before he dies. He then gains control over her and begins using her abilities to steal a shuttlecraft and return to his home world to attempt a political coup.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Macrocosm Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 12 - "Macrocosm"
Stardate: 50425.1Janeway and Neelix return from an away mission to find Voyager adrift in space and the crew barely alive. They soon learn that the ship has been overrun by viral life forms that are rapidly growing in size.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Coda Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 15 - "Coda"
Stardate: 50518.6Captain Janeway repeatedly dies after she and Chakotay crash into a planet in what appears to be a time loop. Soon, her deceased father appears and tells her that she is dead and must accept her situation and move on.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Distant Origin Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 23 - "Distant Origin"
Stardate: UnknownAn alien paleontologist discovers a common ancestral link between his people and humans. He believes that this proves that his people (the Voth) evolved on Earth and migrated to the Delta Quadrant millions of years ago, but his government is not as willing to believe his interpretation of the evidence.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Worst Case Scenario Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 25 - "Worst Case Scenario"
Stardate: 50953.4BElanna Torres discovers a holodeck program where Chakotay and the Maquis rebel against Janeway.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Sacred Ground Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 7 - "Sacred Ground"
Stardate: 50063.2Captain Janeway has to undergo a rigorous ritual in order to save Kes life when she is knocked unconscious.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
False Profits Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 5 - "False Profits"
Stardate: 50074.3A pair of Ferengi is found masquerading as Gods to a culture still in its Bronze Age. It is discovered that they had arrived through the Barzan Wormhole, which leads back to the Alpha Quadrant, however, its Delta Quadrant end is highly unstable and always moving.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The Swarm Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 4 - "The Swarm"
Stardate: 50252.3Voyager encounters a region of space owned by a mysterious race of aliens that would take 15 months to go around. Upon crossing the boundaries, a swarm of ships attach themselves to Voyagers hull - an act which drains the ships power supplies and threatens to destroy it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Basics (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 1 - "Basics (2)"
Stardate: 50023.4Voyager is captured by the Kazon and the crew are dumped on a planet in its early stages of evolution. As only Tom Paris and Lon Suder have evaded capture, its up to them and the EMH to come up with a plan to retake the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
One Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 25 - "One"
Stardate: 51929.3 - When Voyager encounters a deadly radioactive nebula, Captain Janeway decides to save time by going through it and placing the crew in protective stasis with only Seven of Nine and the Doctor left to protect the ship. Seven soon starts experiencing hallucinations when an alien wants to trade vital supplies.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Mortal Coil Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 12 - "Mortal Coil"
Stardate: 51449.2 - Neelix is killed during an away mission, but is revived when Seven of Nine modifies Borg technology to revive him. Soon, he begins to question all that he has been taught about the afterlife.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The Killing Game (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 18 - "The Killing Game (1)"
Stardate: Unknown - When the Hirogen capture and board Voyager they discover that the holodeck can be used to improve the hunt by putting the prey through different situations and locations. In one situation, Captain Janeway, Torres, Tuvok and Seven of Nine are members of the French resistance in occupied France with the Hirogen in roles as Nazi SS Officers. Since the crew was implanted with subdermal transmitters, they have no idea that this is on the holodeck, and they think its real. It is up to the Doctor in sickbay who is forced to heal the injured to disable the devices and help the crew escape.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The Raven Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 6 - "The Raven"
Stardate: Unknown - When Seven of Nine believes that she is being contacted by the Borg, she leaves Voyager only to discover the remains of a cube that she believes was the vessel on which she was first assimilated as a little girl.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The Killing Game (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 19 - "The Killing Game (2)"
Stardate: 51715.2 - The crew must find a way to defeat the Hirogen and reclaim Voyager.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Vis Vis Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 20 - "Vis Vis"
Stardate: 51762.4 - An alien test pilot who has the capability of switching bodies manages to take Toms place aboard Voyager in order to escape the law.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Nemesis Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 4 - "Nemesis"
Stardate: 51082.4 - Chakotay is stranded on a planet where two races are trying to wipe each other out in a massive, planet-wide war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Demon Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 24 - "Demon"
Stardate: Unknown - In search of the vital chemical deuterium essential to Voyagers energy supplies, they discover a Demon planet with reserves large enough to replenish the ship. Ensign Kim and Tom Paris take a shuttlecraft down to the planets surface in environmental suits. Soon they are found on the planet with no suits, and the ships atmosphere becomes poisonous to them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Unforgettable Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 22 - "Unforgettable"
An alien woman who requests asylum on board Voyager claims that she was onboard the ship a month ago, and she fell in love with Chakotay.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Revulsion Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 5 - "Revulsion"
Stardate: 51186.2 - When Seven of Nine and Kim work together in the new Astrometrics Lab, Seven interprets Kims attitude towards her as a romantic invitation, and Seven is keen to explore her new feelings.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scientific Method Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 7 - "Scientific Method"
Stardate: 51244.3 - When the crew begins suffering from stranger illnesses with each passing hour, Seven of Nine is the only one who is able to expose the threat to the crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Living Witness Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 23 - "Living Witness"
Stardate: Unknown - 700 years into the future the Doctor must defend the crew of Voyager and set history straight when an alien race claims that the Warship Voyager was responsible for war crimes commited against their race.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Year Of Hell (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 8 - "Year Of Hell (1)"
Stardate: 51268.4 - Voyager comes under attack from a Krenim Temporal Ship that alters the course of evolution by wiping out entire species from the timeline.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Retrospect Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 17 - "Retrospect"
Stardate: 51658.2 - While re-fitting Voyagers systems with newly traded weapons, Seven of Nine claims to have been assaulted by Kovin, the weapons dealer. The Doctor soon makes a surprising discovery about the situation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Year Of Hell (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 9 - "Year Of Hell (2)"
Stardate: 51425.4 - With most of the crew having abandoned Voyager and only a skeleton crew remaining, the crew realize that to stop the Krenim ship from altering history any further, they need allies. They soon realize that the price of history is higher than any of them could have possibly imagined.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prey Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 16 - "Prey"
Stardate: 51652.3 - When Voyager encounters a disabled Hirogen ship with a wounded Hirogen aboard, Captain Janeway beams him aboard. Soon, the prey being hunted by this particular Hirogen, a member of Species 8472, boards the ship. The only immediate solution is to let the Hirogen loose on the ship to attack it prey.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Concerning Flight Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 11 - "Concerning Flight"
Stardate: 51386.4 - When pirates steal some of Voyagers technology, Janeway and Tuvok search their home world and discover her holographic Leonardo Da Vinci who helps them in their search.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Random Thoughts Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 10 - "Random Thoughts"
Stardate: 51367.2 - The crew takes shore leave on a planet inhabited by a telepathic species that have forbidden all violent thoughts and actions. BElanna is arrested when she thinks of retaliation to an incident, but a surprising discovery is made when Tuvok starts investigating.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hope and Fear Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 26 - "Hope and Fear"
Stardate: 51978.2 - An alien translator by the name of Arturis is able to finally decode the Starfleet message received by Voyager five months ago. It tells them to go to a new type of ship waiting for them with an engine system faster than warp drive, which is capable of bringing them home within three months.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Message in a Bottle Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 14 - "Message in a Bottle"
Stardate: Unknown - The crew discover an ancient communications relay that extents to the Alpha Quadrant. They are able to send the Doctor through to a Federation ship at the other end, the experimental U.S.S. Prometheus, only to discover that it has been taken over by Romulans.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Omega Directive Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 21 - "The Omega Directive"
Stardate: 51781.2 - Voyager is forced out of warp by the detection of a dangerous and powerful particle called Omega which only Janeway and Seven of Nine know about on board the ship. Due to the nature of the particle, only Starfleet Captains are informed and are ordered to destroy it at all costs, as it has the power to destroy subspace. Janeway must enlist the help of the senior crew on a need-to-know basis in order to destroy it safely.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Waking Moments Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 13 - "Waking Moments"
Stardate: 51471.3 - The crew is attacked by a species of alien that live in the human dream state. It is up to Chakotay, with extensive knowledge about the dream state, to save the ship and its crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Day of Honor Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 3 - "Day of Honor"
Stardate: Unknown - When BElanna faces the Klingon Day of Honor she must retrieve the warp core with Tom Paris, which Voyager had ejected. When the shuttle is attacked, BElanna and Tom are left floating adrift in space in environmental suits. Believing they are about to die, BElanna does the only honorable thing she can do, and reveals her true feelings towards Tom.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hunters Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 15 - "Hunters"
Stardate: 51501.4 - Voyager starts receiving messages from Starfleet through the communications network, now that they know that the crew is alive in the Delta Quadrant. Some bad news is received by some of the crew, particularly Captain Janeway among others. After a short while, the messages become lodged in one of the modules, and the crew must retrieve them. Shortly, they are crudely introduced to a new enemy, the Hirogen, who seek nothing more than to kill victims for the thrill of the hunt, and Voyager is their next target.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scorpion (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 1 - "Scorpion (2)"
Stardate: 51003.7 - The crew of Voyager come up with a solution to the Borgs problem, and are willing to share it with them if they grant safe passage to the ship and its crew. In order to help with the negotiations, the Borg send over a drone designated Seven of Nine as a representative of the collective.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Gift Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 2 - "The Gift"
Stardate: Unknown - Kes telekinetic powers grow to such a point where she can no longer control them. In order to prevent Voyager from being destroyed, she must leave the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Renaissance Man Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 24 - "Renaissance Man"
The Doctor must impersonate various crew members when Captain Janeway is abducted and held hostage for Voyagers warp core.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Imperfection Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 2 - "Imperfection"
Stardate: 54129.4 - Rebi and Azan are reunited with their home worlds, and leave the crew of Voyager. Mezoti is offered the chance to stay with Rebi and Azan, and accepts their invitations to live with them. Seven of Nine is placed in a life-threatening situation when her Borg implants begin to malfunction. The only way she can survive is if they can find replacement parts from a living drone. With Icheb now the last of the remaining Borg children on the ship, he volunteers to offer his implants through a risky procedure that may cost both of their lives.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Author, Author Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 20 - "Author, Author"
Stardate: 54732.3 - A means of direct communication is established with Voyager allowing each crew member to speak with family and friends. The Doctor sends a holo-novel for publication based on a lost starship with a doctor who is treated like a slave, which causes controversy among the members of the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Workforce (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 16 - "Workforce (1)"
Stardate: 54584.3 - The crew of Voyager carry out their normal lives as workers on an industrial planet called Quarra, totally unaware of their time on Voyager or their situation in the Delta Quadrant. Chakotay, Kim and Neelix, return from their trading mission on the Delta Flyer to find the ship abandoned and adrift in a nebula, with only the Doctor on board. The Doctor informs them that the ship fell into a trap which forced them to abandon ship in the escape pods, allowing them to be captured. The Doctor has heard nothing from them since. After going undercover on the planet, Chakotay, Kim, Neelix and the Doctor must now find a way to return the crew and restore their memories, while evading local authorities who have uncovered their plan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Flesh and Blood (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 9 - "Flesh and Blood (1)"
Stardate: 54337.5 - The crew of Voyager find a Hirogen training facility, and discover that the hologram technology they gave the Hirogen several months ago was modified to the point where the Holograms are smarter and more cunning than their hunters. The Doctor is abducted by a band of holograms that escaped from the Hirogen facility and is asked to join them in forging a new life as independent photonic beings. The crew of Voyager must ally themselves with the Hirogen to find the Doctor and re-capture the renegade Holograms. After a confrontation with the holograms ship, Voyager is disabled and BElanna is abducted, with the Doctors help, to aid the Holograms in their plight.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Natural Law Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 22 - "Natural Law"
Stardate: 54817.5 - Chakotay and Seven Of Nine are left stranded on an alien planet when they crash into a planet inhabited by primitive tribes. Voyager is prevented from finding them by a mysterious energy barrier surrounding them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lineage Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 12 - "Lineage"
Stardate: 54452.6 - After receiving the news that she is pregnant with Tom Paris child, and after learning that the child will have dominant Klingon features, BElanna has flashbacks to when she was a child, remembering how difficult her life was because of her Klingon heritage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Q Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 19 - "Q"
Stardate: 54704.5 - Q places his son in the care of Captain Janeway for a week, hoping that she will be able to teach him a sense of discipline. However, his powers and his recklessness endanger the crew and test Janeways patience.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Workforce (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 17 - "Workforce (2)"
Stardate: 54622.4 - Chakotay must convince Janeway and the other crew members of their past lives on Voyager. Matters are complicated when Chakotay is exposed and taken for interrogation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Friendship One Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 21 - "Friendship One"
Stardate: 54775.4 - With regular communications to the Alpha Quadrant established, Starfleet send a mission to Voyager: retrieve a 21st Century probe sent from Earth called Friendship One. However, the probe has been modified by a Delta Quadrant species, and the changes may not have been for the better.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Critical Care Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 5 - "Critical Care"
The Doctor is abducted from Voyager and forced to work in a hospital where patients are treated based on their social status.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Human Error Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 18 - "Human Error"
When Seven tries to perfect her social skills on the holodeck, her hobby quickly becomes an obsession, which leads her to neglect her duties, placing Voyager in great danger.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Repentance Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 13 - "Repentance"
Voyager is placed in an ethical dilemma when they encounter a damaged transport ship carrying prisoners. It is revealed that some of the prisoners are being jailed because of their species, and the social misconceptions surrounding them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nightingale Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 8 - "Nightingale"
Stardate: 54274.7 - While Voyager stops for maintenance, Harry Kim, Seven and Neelix use the Delta Flyer to search for dilithium, when they come across a war between two alien races. After receiving a distress call from a damaged ship claiming to be on a humanitarian mission, Harry is offered his first chance at commanding a vessel of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Drive Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 3 - "Drive"
Stardate: 54058.6 - Paris and Kim volunteer to enter a race that symbolises a peace treaty between four warring races. However, the races peaceful intentions are undermined with plans of sabotage and murder. Torres feels she is nearing the end of her relationship with Paris. However, they work things out with surprising results.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Endgame (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 25 - "Endgame (1)"
Stardate: 54973.4 - After a decades-long journey to reach the Alpha Quadrant, Admiral Kathryn Janeway makes a bold decision to change the past in an attempt to undo the toll taken on the crew during their arduous journey home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homestead Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 23 - "Homestead"
Stardate: 54868.6 - When Voyager discovers a settlement of Talaxians on an asteroid caught in an industrial conflict, the crew manage find a new home for the population. When an armed conflict between the mining operations and the re-settled Talaxians erupts, Neelix is offered a chance of a new life away from Voyager within the colony.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prophecy Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 14 - "Prophecy"
Stardate: 54518.2 - Voyager encounters a generational Klingon ship. When the crew of the ship beam over to Voyager after a warp core explosion, they believe that either BElanna, or her child is their saviour, as foreseen by their religious scrolls and prophecies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Inside Man Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 6 - "Inside Man"
Stardate: 54208.3 - A hologram of Reginald Barclay is sent to Voyager bringing news that the ship can be returned home in a matter of hours through a geodesic fold. However, the crew becomes suspicious of the holographic Barclays intentions after seeing him exhibit strange behaviour.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Unimatrix Zero (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 1 - "Unimatrix Zero (2)"
Stardate: 54014.4 - The away team must infiltrate the Borg Collective and execute their plan to undermine them, even though it may destroy Unimatirix Zero forever.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Void Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 15 - "The Void"
Stardate: 54553.4 - Voyager is pulled into an empty layer of subspace where ships are forced to attack each other and steal supplies for survival. Voyagers only hope for survival lies in forming alliances with other ships who wish to escape the Void.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Repression Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 4 - "Repression"
Stardate: 54090.4 - Former members of the Maquis fall victim to a spate of mysterious attacks on board Voyager. Tuvok is placed in charge of the investigations, and soon makes some remarkable discoveries.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Body and Soul Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 7 - "Body and Soul"
Stardate: 54283.3 - While in the Delta Flyer, the Doctor, Harry Kim and Seven of Nine come under attack for transporting a hologram through Lokirrim space - an act which is strictly forbidden. To hide the doctor, Seven of Nine downloads him into her cybernetic implants shortly before they are taken to a Lokirrim holding cell. On board Voyager, Tuvok enters Pon Farr.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shattered Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 11 - "Shattered"
After Voyager passes near a spatial rift, Chakotay is injured in Engineering, leaving his body in a state of temporal flux. After receiving treatment in sickbay, he inadvertently gains the ability to pass through rifts in time that are scattered throughout the ship, enabling him to walk into different stages of Voyagers history over the past seven years.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thirty Days Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 9 - "Thirty Days"
When Voyager encounters a planet entirely of water they discover that the forcefield maintaining its integrity is breaking down. Tom Paris directly disobeys orders in an attempt to save the planet, which results in him being demoted to Ensign and placed in the brig for thirty days.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fight Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 19 - "The Fight"
While boxing on the holodeck, Chakotay is contacted by a telepathic species. However, prolonged communication may leave him insane or braindead.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Course: Oblivion Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 18 - "Course: Oblivion"
After Paris and Torres tie the knot, the ship and its crew start to disintegrate on the molecular level.
Added on September 21, 2011
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11:59 Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 23 - "11:59"
Captain Janeway relates the story of her distant ancestor Shannon ODonnell during the construction of the Millennium Gate on Earth during New Years Eve 1999. She must convince the last holdout, local bookstore owner Henry Janeway to approve the plan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gravity Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 13 - "Gravity"
When Tuvok, Paris and the Doctor are pulled into a planet by its intense gravity and crash, they wait to be rescued. From their perspective, many weeks have passed with no contact from Voyager, while on board, only a few hours have passed as they plan a rescue attempt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Infinite Regress Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 7 - "Infinite Regress"
After encountering a piece of Borg technology known as a Vinculum which connects drones minds together, Seven of Nine begins exhibiting the personalities of people that she assimilated as a member of the collective. Soon, they become so strong that they may overwhelm Sevens own personality.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bride of Chaotica! Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 12 - "Bride of Chaotica!"
Photonic energy life forms mistake the characters in Toms holonovel for real people. The holodeck characters interpret this as an attack, and soon Dr. Chaotica tries to wipe them out. The only person that can stop him is Captain Janeway in the role of Queen Arachnia of the Spider People.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Night Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 1 - "Night"
Stardate: 52081.2 - Voyager comes to the aid of a warring species as Captain Janeway reflects on the decisions she has made during their time in the Delta Quadrant and their outcomes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Someone to Watch Over Me Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 22 - "Someone to Watch Over Me"
The Doctor tries to introduce Seven of Nine to the concept of dating. After a disastrous first date the Doctor personally guides her, but he soon realises that he is falling in love with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Timeless Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 6 - "Timeless"
Voyager uses new quantum slipstream technology in an attempt to get home, but a miscalculation causes the ship to crash into an ice planet. Fifteen years later, the sole survivors, Chakotay and Kim, steal the Delta Flyer in an attempt to send a message back in time and avert the disaster, however, Captain Geordi LaForge is determined to stop them at all costs.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Once Upon a Time Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 5 - "Once Upon a Time"
While Voyager searches for the crew of the crashed Delta Flyer carrying Tuvok, Paris and Ensign Wildman, Neelix must keep Naomi occupied. When it is discovered that Samantha is badly injured, he must decide how much he should tell her daughter.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Think Tank Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 20 - "Think Tank"
Voyager is ambushed by a race known as the Hazari with no way of escape. Soon, an alien Think Tank arrives with an answer to the ships problem and all they ask in return is Seven of Nine.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Latent Image Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 11 - "Latent Image"
The Doctor discovers that his short-term memory has been altered with some events being deleted, so he launches an investigation into whom or what could be responsible. When he sets a trap and the culprit is caught, he is shocked at who it is and why theyre doing it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Counterpoint Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 10 - "Counterpoint"
While traveling through Devore space, Captain Janeway must hide all telepaths on board in transporter stasis as telepathy is illegal under Devore law. After Voyager is repeatedly searched, the leader of the investigations requests asylum and wishes to defect.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bliss Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 14 - "Bliss"
The discovery of a wormhole leading directly to Earth elates the crew beyond belief, but Seven Of Nine remains unconvinced that this is real. To help her cause, she recruits Naomi Wildman, the Doctor and an alien pilot named Qatai to stop the ship from entering.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nothing Human Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 8 - "Nothing Human"
When an alien attaches itself to BElannas nervous system, the Doctor enlists the help of a holographic recreation of the Cardassian Dr. Crell Mossett. She refuses all treatment when the Bajoran crew informs her that this doctor was responsible for sadistic war crimes during the occupation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Juggernaut Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 21 - "Juggernaut"
After encountering a damaged Malon freighter, a repair crew from Voyager tries to contain a toxic chemical leak that threatens a nearby inhabited planet. Before they embark on the mission, two crewmen from the ship warn them about the Angel of Decay that wreaks havoc on board the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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In the Flesh Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 4 - "In the Flesh"
The crew of Voyager discover a simulation of Starfleet Headquarters being run by Species 8472 being used to practice launching an assault on the Alpha Quadrant. With the aid of regular doses of drugs, Species 8472 are able to shape-shift into human form.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Warhead Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 25 - "Warhead"
After Kim beams an alien missile onboard Voyager it links up to the Doctors systems and requests that it is allowed to complete its mission of mass destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Drone Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 2 - "Drone"
A transporter accident merges some of Seven Of Nines Borg nanoprobes with the Doctors 29th Century holo-emitter to create a 29th Century super-Borg.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Extreme Risk Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 3 - "Extreme Risk"
In order to retrieve a probe stuck in a hazardous atmosphere, Tom Paris designs a new type of shuttlecraft named the Delta Flyer. Torres begins to exhibit reckless behavior by engaging in dangerous holodeck programs.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Equinox (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 26 - "Equinox (1)"
Voyager encounters another Federation starship, the Equinox, commanded by Captain Ransom, which was also abducted by the Caretaker. However, a terrible secret is exposed by the Doctor and Captain Ransom steals Voyagers technology along with Seven of Nine and the Doctor as hostages.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Relativity Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 24 - "Relativity"
When Voyager is destroyed, Captain Braxton of the 29th Century Timeship Relativity contacts Seven of Nine to travel back in time and discover who planted the temporal disruptor. However, she must do this without being discovered by the past Janeway.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dark Frontier (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 15 - "Dark Frontier (1)"
Stardate: 52619.2 - After defeating a Borg ship, Captain Janeway decides to launch an attack on another damaged Sphere to steal a trans-warp coil. However, as the crew prepare for their heist, the Borg Queen is secretly aware of the entire plan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Disease Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 17 - "The Disease"
Without medical clearance, Kim becomes involved in a love affair with a member of the Varo species. Problems arise when they become biochemically interdependent after the incident.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ex Post Facto Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 8 - "Ex Post Facto"
Stardate: UnknownTom Paris is accused of a murder he claims he did not commit. His sentence is to re-live the last few moments of his victims life every 14 hours through a memory transplant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eye of the Needle Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 7 - "Eye of the Needle"
Stardate: 48579.4The discovery of a wormhole leading to the Alpha Quadrant elates the crew, however, their only contact within range is a skeptical and paranoid Romulan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cloud Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 6 - "The Cloud"
Stardate: 48546.2In the search for omicron particles to boost the ships energy supplies, Voyager inadvertently injures a space-faring life form.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Emanations Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 9 - "Emanations"
Stardate: 48623.5While investigating an asteroid belt containing a new element, Harry Kim is pulled into a subspace vacuole and switched with a dead body. Soon after the body is revived the crew learn that the asteroid belt is the graveyard of an alien culture that transports its dead in the belief that they evolve into a higher state of consciousness. Harrys appearance on the homeworld begins to raise questions about the existence of their afterlife.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Faces Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 14 - "Faces"
Stardate: 48784.2The Vidiians capture Paris, Torres and Durst while on an away mission. Torres is taken to a lab and split into two people: one human, and one Klingon.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Phage Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 5 - "Phage"
Stardate: 48532.4During an away mission in the search for dilithium crystals, Neelix is attacked and his lungs are surgically removed by a disease-ridden race of aliens known as the Vidiians. His only hope for survival is if the crew of Voyager can get them back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Parallax Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 3 - "Parallax"
Stardate: 48439.7As the Maquis crewmembers begin to integrate themselves into the Starfleet crew, Voyager becomes trapped in a quantum singularity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cathexis Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 13 - "Cathexis"
Stardate: 48734.2After Chakotay and Tuvok are injured in a shuttle accident, a non-corporeal life form begins to wreak havoc on Voyager by infiltrating the minds of the crew and altering the ships systems one by one.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jetrel Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 15 - "Jetrel"
Stardate: 48832.1The man, who designed the weapon that destroyed all life on the moon of his home world, including that of his family, diagnoses Neelix with a fatal illness.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Time and Again Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 4 - "Time and Again"
Stardate: UnknownAfter being hit by the shockwave of a devastating planet-wide explosion, Voyager investigates. While on the surface, Janeway and Paris are accidentally shifted one day into the past.
Added on September 21, 2011
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State of Flux Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 11 - "State of Flux"
Stardate: 48658.2When stolen Federation technology is found on a severely damaged Kazon Nistrim ship, Seska becomes the prime suspect. The evidence is further re-enforced when questions arise over her true heritage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Caretaker (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 1 - "Caretaker (1)"
Stardate: 48315.6While in pursuit of a Maquis ship in a region of space known as the Badlands, Captain Kathryn Janeway and her crew aboard Voyager and the Maquis ship are transported 70,000 light years from home into the uncharted region of the galaxy known as the Delta Quadrant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prime Factors Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 10 - "Prime Factors"
Stardate: 48642.5Harry Kim discovers advanced technology when a race of aliens known as the Sikarans offer shore leave to the crew of Voyager. This would send Voyager 40,000 light years closer to home, however, the Sikarans Canon of Laws forbids them from sharing their technology with anyone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heroes and Demons Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 12 - "Heroes and Demons"
Stardate: 48693.2Harry Kim disappears from the holodeck during his holo-novel, ""Beowulf."" According to the characters, he died at the hands of a mystical beast known as ""Grendel"". When Chakotay and Tuvok also dissapear, the Doctor is transferred to the holodeck to investigate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Learning Curve Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 16 - "Learning Curve"
Stardate: 48846.5In order to bring some rebellious Maquis crewmembers into line, Tuvok gives them a Starfleet Academy crash course.
Added on September 21, 2011
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One Small Step Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 8 - "One Small Step"
Voyager searches for a long-lost Mars spacecraft.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Collective Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 16 - "Collective"
Borg children who were rejected by the Borg as unworthy drones abduct Chakotay, Kim, Neelix and Paris.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Virtuoso Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 13 - "Virtuoso"
When the Doctors singing talents are discovered by a technologically superior race, his new found popularity makes him consider resigning his commission to stay on the alien world with his millions of adoring fans.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Tsunkatse Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 15 - "Tsunkatse"
Seven of Nine is forced into a competition for her life known as Tsunkatse, when she and Tuvok are abducted from the Delta Flyer. If she refuses to fight, Tuvok will be refused the medical aid he needs to keep him from dying from the injuries he sustained from the crash.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The Voyager Conspiracy Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 9 - "The Voyager Conspiracy"
A data-overloaded Seven of Nine starts spreading rumours of a mutiny and insurrection when the ship encounters an alien race who have technology that can catapult the ship light-years closer to home and cut years off their journey.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Life Line Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 24 - "Life Line"
News reaches Voyager through the up-and-running Pathfinder project that the Doctors creator, Lewis Zimmerman, is critically ill. In an attempt to save his life, the Doctors program is transmitted to the Alpha Quadrant, but once there, he finds Zimmerman does not want to be examined by an obsolete EMH program.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Live Fast and Prosper Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 21 - "Live Fast and Prosper"
A group of con artists impersonate Captain Janeway and the crew of Voyager. The crew must find the imposters soon, or they, themselves will be punished for the con artists crimes.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Equinox (2) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 1 - "Equinox (2)"
The crew of Voyager must find a way to save Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Memorial Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 14 - "Memorial"
The crew of Voyager experience vivid memories and dreams of a battle they dont remember having, with an enemy they have never encountered.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Blink of an Eye Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 12 - "Blink of an Eye"
Voyager becomes the target of a society it inadvertently helped to create within a short period of time.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Fury Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 23 - "Fury"
Kes returns to Voyager in a state of rage, blaming Captain Janeway for her past. Using her expanded Ocampan powers in a fit of revenge, she travels through time to deliver the crew to the Vidiians.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Dragons Teeth Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 7 - "Dragons Teeth"
The ship is placed in danger when it comes under attack from a territorial race of aliens known as the Turei. While sheltering on a planet, Captain Janeway tries to make an alliance with its inhabitants, the Vaadwaur. However, she soon begins to think that the Vaadwaur may pose a bigger threat than the enemy above.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Unimatrix Zero (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 26 - "Unimatrix Zero (1)"
Seven of Nine is led to a place known as Unimatrix Zero; a place where Borg drones are individuals for a short period of time during their regeneration. However, once their regeneration is complete, all recollection of the event is erased. Captain Janeway uses this to form a plan of attack that would create a mutiny from within the Collective.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Survival Instinct Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 2 - "Survival Instinct"
Stardate: 53049.2 - Seven of Nine discovers that she was previously freed from the collective along with a few others, and that she was responsible for their re-assimilation. They now wish to be restored to their individuality, but it may cost them their lives, as well as Sevens.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Good Shepherd Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 20 - "Good Shepherd"
Captain Janeway takes three crewmen with poor performance records on an away mission in the Delta Flyer in an attempt to bring them to Starfleet standards. However, an unexpected collision with a Dark Matter comet leaves the crew in a perilous situation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Haunting of Deck Twelve... Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 25 - "The Haunting of Deck Twelve"
When Voyager encounters some engineering problems, Neelix keeps the Borg children entertained by telling the story of an adventure that the crew experienced several months ago, with the ghost that lives on deck twelve.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Alice Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 5 - "Alice"
Tom Paris persuades Chakotay to allow him to buy a shuttle from a junkyard. While repairing it, the shuttle, named Alice, begins to gain control over Toms mind.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Pathfinder Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 10 - "Pathfinder"
An obsessed Barclay tries to find a way to communicate with the starship Voyager with the use of an artificially generated micro-wormhole. He becomes so involved that he needs the help of Counsellor Troi to keep his grip on reality.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Barge of the Dead Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 3 - "Barge of the Dead"
During a near-death experience, BElanna finds herself aboard the Klingon Death Barge, a spectral vessel which transports dishonoured souls to Grethnor. After seeing her mother there, BElanna risks her life to go back and save her mothers soul from this fate, even at the cost of her own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fair Haven Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 11 - "Fair Haven"
As the crew enjoys time off in a holo-program created by Tom Paris, and set in an Irish village named Fair Haven, Captain Janeway falls for a handsome holo-character specifically designed for her. A deadly neutrino wave approaching Voyager shortly bring the festivities to a halt as this wave may prove to be more dangerous than they first imagined.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Spirit Folk Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 17 - "Spirit Folk"
The inhabitants of the holo-city of Fair Haven suspect the Voyager crew of having mystical powers when they witness the use of their futuristic technology.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Riddles Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 6 - "Riddles"
Tuvok is attacked by an energy source, which leaves him exposed and vulnerable. He soon starts experiencing emotions he never had before.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 4 - "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy"
The Doctor programs himself with the ability to daydream. When an alien spy gains access to the Doctors visions he mistakes them for reality.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Childs Play Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 19 - "Childs Play"
Seven of Nine defends a child Borg drone whose parents come to reclaim him. The boys parents plan on using him as a secret weapon as revenge on the Borg, even if it results in his death.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Ashes to Ashes Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 18 - "Ashes to Ashes"
Ensign Lindsay Ballard returns to Voyager after being killed during a previous away mission. An alien race known as the Kobali, whose only method of reproduction is resurrection of the dead through genetic engineering had revived her and taken her as a new member of their race. When the full extent of her new Kobali genes are activated, they reach a point where she must choose between her old home on the ship, or her new home with her adoptive Kobali family.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Maneuvers Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 11 - "Maneuvers"
Stardate: 49208.5After Voyager detects a Federation probe, the Kazon Nistrim attack and steal some transporter technology. Chakotay interprets this as a personal attack, and is then captured.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Twisted Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 6 - "Twisted"
Stardate: UnknownA spatial distortion ring begins to reconfigure the internal layout of Voyager. With the crew unable to get to vital systems, and the captain injured after coming into contact with the anomaly, the ship is slowly twisted as the ring implodes and endangers the crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Elogium Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 4 - "Elogium"
Stardate: 48921.3When the crew of Voyager investigate a cluster of space-borne life forms, Kes is forced into a stage in her life known as the Elogium. This is the only time in her life when she can have a family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Thaw Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 23 - "The Thaw"
Stardate: UnknownThe crew of Voyager encounters a planet that has recently entered an ice age. They discover a series of stasis chambers where a small group of people are mentally connected to an artificial environment that turned horribly wrong.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Resolutions Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 25 - "Resolutions"
Stardate: 49690.1When Captain Janeway and Chakotay contract an incurable virus they are left on a planet that shield them from its effects. While Janeway searches for a cure, she begins to form a deeper relationship with her first officer. Onboard Voyager, Tuvok, who is now in command, faces a near mutiny.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Meld Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 16 - "Meld"
Stardate: UnknownIn order to help out Lon Suder, a psychopath who killed a crewmember, Tuvok performs a mind meld. Soon after he begins showing violent tendencies, which develop until he loses control.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Initiations Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 2 - "Initiations"
Stardate: 49005.3A young Kazon trying to earn his name and place among his people kidnaps Chakotay.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Alliances Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 14 - "Alliances"
Stardate: 49337.4In order to stop attacks from the Kazon, Captain Janeway finds herself being forced to make an alliance with the more powerful Kazon sects. When negotiations fail, their only chance is to ally themselves with the race that used the Kazons as slaves in the past, called the Trabe.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Deadlock Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 21 - "Deadlock"
Stardate: 49548.7An accident in a plasma cloud duplicates Voyager after they are attacked by the Vidiians. During the aftermath, the ship is severely damaged, Ensign Wildmans baby dies and Harry Kim is sucked into space through a hull breach.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
The 37s Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 1 - "The 37s"
Stardate: 48975.1After discovering a 1936 Ford truck from Earth floating in space Voyager discovers a series of cryo-statis chambers containing abductees from Earth during the 1930s, including Amelia Earhart and her navigator.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Lifesigns Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 19 - "Lifesigns"
Stardate: 46504.3After receiving a Vidiian patient who is about to die from the Phage, the doctor transfers her consciousness into the ships computer and creates a holographic body. He soon finds himself becoming deeply attracted to her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Cold Fire Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 10 - "Cold Fire"
Stardate: 49164.8The crew of Voyager make contact with the Caretakers mate, Suspiria. Kes meets with the descendants of other Ocampa on Suspirias array that left the homeworld over 300 years ago. Soon, her mental abilities begin to grow to a point where she can no longer control them, and nearly kills Tuvok in the process.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Resistance Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 12 - "Resistance"
Stardate: UnknownTuvok and BElanna are captured and imprisoned after an away mission to obtain a chemical vital to Voyagers systems from a black market go wrong. Janeway is knocked unconscious and is rescued by a man who believes that she is his daughter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Basics (1) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 26 - "Basics (1)"
Stardate: Unknown.Voyager receives a distress signal from Seska, who claims that Maje Cullah is going to take her baby away from her, a baby she says is Chakotays. Chakotay is skeptical, but cant take the risk of abandoning his child, should it really prove to be his.Janeway authorises a mission to rescue Chakotays child and the ship moves deep into Kazon Nistrim territory. However: was Seska for real, or is this all an elaborate trap?
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Persistence of Vision Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 8 - "Persistence of Vision"
Stardate: UnknownCaptain Janeway starts seeing characters and objects from her holo-novel around the ship. Soon afterwards the crew begins entering a catatonic state one by one, while only Kes and the Doctor remain unaffected.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Innocence Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 22 - "Innocence"
Stardate: UnknownWhen Tuvok crashes on a moon, he discovers three small children who believe they are about to die.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Tattoo Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 9 - "Tattoo"
Stardate: UnknownUpon discovering a cultural symbol drawn in the ground on a planet that was used by his ancestors to heal the land, Chakotay tries to contact the beings his tribe called the Sky Spirits.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Projections Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 3 - "Projections"
Stardate: 48892.1When the Doctor is activated during a Red Alert, he learns that the ship has been abandoned, and that only BElanna Torres and an injured Captain Janeway are left on board. Soon afterwards, Lt. Barclay appears and tells him that his entire time on Voyager is an elaborate simulation, and hes really a holo-engineer by the name of Zimmerman on Jupiter station in the Alpha Quadrant, who has been trapped on a holodeck for six hours. If he does not destroy Voyagers warp core and end the program soon he will die.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Prototype Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 13 - "Prototype"
Stardate: UnknownAfter finding and repairing a robot found drifting in space, BElanna is abducted and forced to design a new prototype or Voyager will be destroyed.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Parturition Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 7 - "Parturition"
Stardate: UnknownWhen Neelix and Paris find themselves trapped on a planet dubbed Planet Hell, they become the unwilling parents of an infant alien that is near death. In the meantime, a ship appears and begins attacking Voyager.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Non Sequitur Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 5 - "Non Sequitur"
Stardate: 49011Harry Kim arises one morning to find he is back in San Francisco on Earth with his girlfriend Libby. In order to help him restore reality, he enlists the help of a shady figure in France by the name of Tom Paris, who has no idea who Harry is.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Investigations Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 20 - "Investigations"
Stardate: 49485.2After weeks of erratic behavior, Tom Paris leaves Voyager and joins a Talaxian convoy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Death Wish Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 18 - "Death Wish"
Stardate:49301.2A suicidal Q threatens the future of the Q-Continuum after he requests asylum aboard Voyager.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Tuvix Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 24 - "Tuvix"
Stardate: 49655.2A transporter accident merges Tuvok and Neelix into one new being who calls himself Tuvix.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Threshold Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 15 - "Threshold"
Stardate: 49373.4Tom Paris begins evolving into a higher organism after achieving warp 10 in an experimental shuttle.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Voyager
Dreadnought Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Voyager
Episode 17 - "Dreadnought"
Stardate: 49447When Voyager encounters a Cardassian missile ship in the Delta Quadrant named Dreadnought, BElanna must disarm it before it destroys a planet with millions of innocent people.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Whore Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 9 - "Whore"
Batiatus breaks the news that Spartacus is to service the richest woman in Rome.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Mark of the Brotherhood Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 8 - "Mark of the Brotherhood"
Batiatus purchases a fresh batch of slaves during an auction to be trained as gladiators and ponders the idea of selling Crixus.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Old Wounds Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 11 - "Old Wounds"
Spartacus hovers on the brink. Meanwhile, Batiatus plots revenge against his enemies
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Delicate Things Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 6 - "Delicate Things"
Lies, distrust and duplicity plague the house of Batiatus and impact the hopes of both Barca and Spartacus, who have benefited from good fortune and envision a future away from the grounds. Barca expects to buy his and his male lovers way out, while Spartacus anticipates his promised reunion with his enslaved wife, part of his reward for a monumental victory in the arena. But just in case things go wrong, Spartacus dreams and schemes an escape plan.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
The Thing in the Pit Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 4 - "The Thing in the Pit"
Having performed shamefully in the arena against Crixus, Spartacus is forced to fight in the Pits. Batiatus, determined to profit from Spartacus, may be at risk if his debts arent repaid.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Shadow Games Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 5 - "Shadow Games"
Batiatus is presented with a gladiatorial opportunity of a lifetime. Spartacus and Crixus must overcome their mutual hostility to fight as a team against a legendary and unbeaten opponent.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Revelation Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 12 - "Revelation"
Lucretia and Batiatus await the arrival of Glaber with the intentions to receive his patronage, while Spartacus focuses his attention on his plan for revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Party Favors Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 10 - "Party Favors"
Spartacus and Crixus are set up to fight in an exhibition match for Numerius birthday - but Crixus is intent on blood.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Sacramentum Gladiatorum Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 2 - "Sacramentum Gladiatorum"
Enslaved in gladiatorial school, the newly christened Spartacus must try to suppress his desire for vengeance when his new master promises to reunite him with his wife.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Kill Them All Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 13 - "Kill Them All"
In the season finale, Spartacus enlists the help of an accomplice in order to get his revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Legends Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 3 - "Legends"
Though Spartacus proved himself during training and now wears the attire of a gladiator, his coarse attitude and relentless quest to see his wife isolates him from his fellow gladiators and Doctore.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
Great and Unfortunate Things... Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 7 - "Great and Unfortunate Things"
Overcome by the pressure of Batiatuss control, Spartacus must make a choice: leave his past behind and assume the mantle of a champion gladiator, or die.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Blood And Sand...
The Red Serpent Spartacus Blood And Sand Spartacus Blood And Sand
Episode 1 - "The Red Serpent"
The Romans, in an effort to protect their homeland, seek the help of Thracian warrior Spartacus and his team of fighters. After a violent incident, Spartacus must enter the gladiator ring to face his punishment from the Romans.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Strays The Shield The Shield
Episode 11 - "Strays"
During a routine bust on bangers, Vic and the Team discover a money laundering ring that reaches far and wide in the crime community. Meanwhile, Dutch takes the chilling confession of the man who was arrested in the serial-rape case, and Danny goes undercover.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
All In The Shield The Shield
Episode 14 - "All In"
With an Armenian hit-man hot on their trail, the Strike team sweeps the streets of the Armenian community to find him before he finds them. After catching a break, Acevedas suspicions grow about the Strike Teams involvement with the Money Train robbery. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette investigate a case that could repeal hundreds of convictions, which leaves Claudette having to choose between her conscience and her career.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Blood And Water The Shield The Shield
Episode 2 - "Blood And Water"
Tension within the group begins to mount as the Strike Team attempt to rectify a mistake Vic made when he decided to use some of the cash from the stolen money train during a botched gun-running sting. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette seek the help of a college honor student named Esteban who was the only survivor in the murder of two latin gang members, one of them being his close friend.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Streaks And Tips The Shield The Shield
Episode 4 - "Streaks And Tips"
The newly arrived Decoy Squad and the Strike Team go head to head in the investigation to solve a car-jacking case. Dutch gets in over his head on an attempted murder case.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Riceburner The Shield The Shield
Episode 12 - "Riceburner"
When Aceveda assings The Strike Team to serve a high risk warrant against a mob killer to service his political agenda, they find themselves embroiled in a hostile struggle with the Korean community. Now the Team must find out how to put an end to the situation before they end up casualties of a racial fued. Meanwhile, one of Vics informants works with Danny on finding stolen chairs, while having eyes for her.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Mum The Shield The Shield
Episode 5 - "Mum"
Vic struggles with Claudettes new supervision of the Strike Team. Marked bills lead Aceveda and a federal agent closer to the truth about the Armenian money-train heist in an episode with a recurring motif of people not reporting crimes against them.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Safe The Shield The Shield
Episode 7 - "Safe"
Vic and the Strike Team decide to take risky measures to protect themselves from being linked to the Money Train heist. Unfortunately, their plan is interrupted when one of Vics open cases is suddenly linked to a Narco Corrido song.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
On Tilt The Shield The Shield
Episode 15 - "On Tilt"
When Aceveda confirms that the Strike Team is the target of an Armenian mob hit, Mackey must take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Whyms career is on the line when she disobeys Acevedas orders to put a case to rest that may prove the innocence of convicted felons.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Bottom Bitch The Shield The Shield
Episode 3 - "Bottom Bitch"
A prostitute seeks the help of the police in her quest to bring down her pimp. Claudette assigns Vic against his wishes to the case, which puts him on the verge of going over the edge. Dutch uncovers a disturbing trend of rapes and a politician is arrested for solicitation.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Posse Up The Shield The Shield
Episode 6 - "Posse Up"
When the ex-wife and child of Juliens former partner, Tommy, are murdered, Tommy becomes a suspect, prompting Julien to team up with Mackey to conduct their own investigation. Elsewhere, Shane goes undercover to catch a group attacking gay prostitutes, and Claudette and Dutch investigate a rape case against Acevedas orders.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Fire In The Hole The Shield The Shield
Episode 13 - "Fire In The Hole"
When a mole in the treasury department is discovered and the framed suspect in the Armenian money train robbery turns up missing, the Strike team race to find the suspect before their cover is blown. Meanwhile, Claudette attempts to make amends with the Decoy Squad by going undercover to help them on a case.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Slipknot The Shield The Shield
Episode 9 - "Slipknot"
When two high profile murders are linked to each other, Aceveda orders Wyms to get the entire Barn involved before gang and racial violence breaks out. Mackey uses the case to leverage himself and the Strike Team back into the streets of Farmington.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
What Power Is... The Shield The Shield
Episode 10 - "What Power Is..."
Aceveda finds himself in a near fatal confrontation, and enlists Vic to help him take down the suspects in order to help service his own personal agenda. Meanwhile after losing her position of power, Claudette rejoins Dutch on the search for the cuddler rapist as they get a stunning break in the case.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Cracking Ice The Shield The Shield
Episode 8 - "Cracking Ice"
An oversight puts Waylon and Trish in serious danger during an undercover job and Claudette is to blame. Meanwhile, Tommy makes a drastic decision when he realizes nobody in the Barn can help him get back on the job.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Playing Tight The Shield The Shield
Episode 1 - "Playing Tight"
The Strike teams attempt to play by the book comes to an abrupt end when they discover that two gangs, the Byz Latz and the One-Niners are attempting to alter the balance of power by acquring MP5s. Claudette and Dutch investigate the murders and feet decapitation of 4 Armenian men by the Armenian mob in their search for the stolen cash from the money train. Meanwhile, Danny who is doing temp work at a high school while waiting for an appeal, discovers she might me be able to get her old job back.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
String Theory The Shield The Shield
Episode 9 - "String Theory"
Monica orders her units to turn the streets of Farmington inside-out when two officers mysteriously disappear after answering a 911 call. Shane tries to make amends with his old crew after Vic agrees to help him get out from under Antwon, but things dont work out as planned. Dutch and Claudette convince Monica to let them take active roles in the case of the missing officers, but soon find themselves at a dead end with the only witness being clinically insane.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Bang The Shield The Shield
Episode 3 - "Bang"
With Farmington on the brink of a gang war, Monica and Vic race to find the catalyst and stop the bloodshed, enlisting Antwons help along the way. Still in the doghouse, Dutch decides to take action in thawing the relationship between Claudette and the D.A. Danny and Julien get up close and personal with the Farmington 1-Niners, while Monica looks to Vic for support when the implementation of her property seizure policy challenges her morality.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Tar Baby The Shield The Shield
Episode 5 - "Tar Baby"
A tip from Lemonheads juvie would leads Vic and Monica to take down a major heroin operation with connections to Antwon Mitchell. Monica continues to battle Aceveda as she tries to sell her new policies to the community, and Julien begins to doubt her methods. Claudette loses trust in Dutch when she suspects he made a backroom deal with the D.A. And Shane and Army find themselves over their heads with Antwon when he blames them for Vics heroin bust.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Judas Priest The Shield The Shield
Episode 12 - "Judas Priest"
Vic and his crew track down the Russian who was involved with the cop murders, but they lose control during his interrogation and the hit man dies in an explosion before they can get any answers. Meanwhile, Aceveda is blackmailed by the man who assaaulted him. Plus, Rawlings seizure is on the verge of being shelved.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Doghouse The Shield The Shield
Episode 4 - "Doghouse"
When Monica puts Vic on the trail of an escaped fugitive in Farmington, he must continue to prove his worth while playing it straight. Claudette gets suspicious of the D.As motives when she and Dutch are assigned to investigate a major drug dealer who ends up being a minor offender. David seeks an illicit outlet for the troubling feelings caused by his rape. Vic decides to bring Shane closer as his fears about Shanes connection to Antwon Mitchell rise.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Insurgents The Shield The Shield
Episode 6 - "Insurgents"
Vic and Monica stake a deal with the DEA to shut down Mitchells tar heroin operation. When the bust comes up empty, Vics suspicions of Shane grow, until Shane proves himself by coming up with a key piece of evidence that reveals a large stash of tar being stored at a local church. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudettes friendship continues to feel strain as they try to tie a young womans murder to a suspected serial killer. Plus, Julien takes a stand against Monicas policy, then goes to David for support when she suggests he consider transferring out of Farmington.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
A Thousand Deaths The Shield The Shield
Episode 11 - "A Thousand Deaths"
Vic and the Strike Team use their leverage on the One-Niners to track down anyone involved with the cop killings. Their hunt leads them down an unexpected path with the Russian mob. Monica puts pressure on the team to come clean about any of their dealings with Antwon. Dutch and Claudette investigate a gang shooting and soon realize their key witness is close to the Barn, and has something to hide.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Back In The Hole The Shield The Shield
Episode 10 - "Back In The Hole"
Vic and Monica go head to head with Antwon, and do everything in their power to get him to admit to being involved with the cop killings. Monica is shocked when Vic and Shane confront her with the information theyve been hiding regarding Antwon and Angies body. Shane and Army wonder if theyll be able to pass the lie detector test Monica is forcing them to take. Meanwhile, after another young black woman is murdered, Dutch and Claudette hope to prove their suspicions correct with their recently relocated Texan.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
The Cure The Shield The Shield
Episode 1 - "The Cure"
Vic is no longer the cop he used to be, acting adrift after his past actions have caught up to him. The strike team has been dissolved, leaving Mackey to menial busts that keep him off the streets. When Aceveda moves on to his new City Council position, Captain Monica Rawling takes over the Barn and empowers Vic to implement her controversial anti-gang policies.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Aint That A Shame The Shield The Shield
Episode 13 - "Aint That A Shame"
Monica, Vic and the strike team work together to put Antwon Mitchell back behind bars after his deal with the DEA released him from prison. When Vic reveals his suspicions of Davids connection to both Antwon and an inmates murder, David must protect his political future at any cost. When the murder of an over-protective father leads Claudette and Dutch back to a foster home they had previously investigated, Monica makes an unpopular decision that helps seal her fate.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Grave The Shield The Shield
Episode 2 - "Grave"
Mackey tries to help an old acquaintance find a wayward teenager, but the search quickly turns ugly when the missing teen appears to have been involved in a shoot-out. Meanwhile, Shane heads out into the field with his new partner Army, teaching him shady police tactics and seeing how far hell go to be partnered up. Plus, Aceveda spends his last day trying to bury Vic for good, which makes things difficult for Rawling trying to take his place.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Cut Throat The Shield The Shield
Episode 8 - "Cut Throat"
Monica and Vic rush to get their informants off the street after two C.Is are found brutally murdered. Meanwhile, as Dutch and Claudette investigate a brutal beating and robbery, a case from the past forces Dutch to take one in the line of duty. Plus, Vic suspects hes being set up when Shane comes to him after his situation with Antwon and Halpern spins out of control.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Hurts The Shield The Shield
Episode 7 - "Hurts"
Just as Monica and Vic get close to a big break in the Garage Sting, Chief Phillips unexpectedly hands over the bust to the Organized Crime Unit. He blames the decision on an emerging PR scandal involving a videotape of Vic at the church bust that was leaked to the Assistant Chief through Acevedas office. Vic uses his leverage with the Byz Lats to find a Russian mob leader before the mobster flees the country. Monica threatens two foster care social workers with jail after a young girl is found close to death in her foster home, then tells Julien if he doesnt put in for a transfer, shell request one for him herself.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Petty Cash The Shield The Shield
Episode 11 - "Petty Cash"
Corrine agrees to be Vic and Shanes go-between and also agrees to cooperate with Claudette and Dutch as she does so. Meanwhile, Vic comes to an understanding with Aceveda and seeks one out with Olivia; and Claudette assigns Ronnie to work with Julian to investigate the murder of a high-school football star, keeping Ronnie out of the barn and unable to intercept the letter Shane sent to Claudette detailing the Strike Teams "sins."
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Snitch The Shield The Shield
Episode 2 - "Snitch"
As a local gang war heats up, Vic positions himself as a valuable commodity to the warring parties; Corrine and Cassidy confront Vic.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Party Line The Shield The Shield
Episode 10 - "Party Line"
While Shane remains holed up in L.A. with Mara and Jackson, Corinne decides to cooperate with Dutch and Claudette, whos now spearheading the LAPD effort to bring down Vic. Meanwhile, Vic plays Aceveda, Pezuela, Beltran and ICE against each other. But Ronnies tempted to simply give up and run to Mexico. "And you should run too man" he tells Vic.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Coefficient of Drag The Shield The Shield
Episode 1 - "Coefficient of Drag"
Vic challenges Shane and deals with threats to his family; a federal agent arrives in Farmington to investigate a recent wave of violence.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Bitches Brew The Shield The Shield
Episode 7 - "Bitches Brew"
A prostitute from Vics past is the key to taking down a violent drug dealer; Dutch worries about Claudettes health; Danny takes drastic measures to protect her child.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Moving Day The Shield The Shield
Episode 9 - "Moving Day"
Vic closes in on Shane, Mara and their sick young son; Claudette dismantles the Strike Team; Pezuela offers Acevada "assistance" for his mayoral campaign; Rita Denton (Frances Fisher) comes on to Dutch; and Billings ex-wife and daughter are fearful when a registered sex offender moves into their neighborhood.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Parricide The Shield The Shield
Episode 8 - "Parricide"
A local priest may be protecting drug dealers; Dutch and Billings close in on attempted cop killers; Corrine learns uncomfortable truths about Vic.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Family Meeting The Shield The Shield
Episode 13 - "Family Meeting"
Officers in the Barn investigate a womans disappearance and the arrival of a large drug shipment; lives change forever.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Possible Kill Screen The Shield The Shield
Episode 12 - "Possible Kill Screen"
Olivia joins forces with the Strike Team to catch a Mexican drug king and his shipment. Meanwhile, Dutch cleans up Billings mess, and the death of a woman associated with the Strike Team prompts an investigation by Claudette.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Money Shot The Shield The Shield
Episode 3 - "Money Shot"
Vic works an angle to make himself valuable to the Armenian mob; Corrine finds herself in a surprising legal jam; Tina targets a producer of adult entertainment.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Animal Control The Shield The Shield
Episode 6 - "Animal Control"
Vic sets into motion plans to end the gang threat as his relationship with Cassidy deteriorates; Dutch and Billings investigate a possible sleepwalking murderer.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Genocide The Shield The Shield
Episode 4 - "Genocide"
The gang war erupts in unexpected ways that Vic cannot control; Dutch and Billings homicide investigation grows into something more disturbing; Cassidy reaches out to Danny.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Game Face The Shield The Shield
Episode 5 - "Game Face"
Claudette encounters a murderous old nemesis; Vic confronts Olivia about her political connections; Dutchs case gets personal.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Kavanaugh The Shield The Shield
Episode 8 - "Kavanaugh"
Kavanaugh seeks the help of Antwon Mitchell in his ongoing quest to take down the Strike Team. In the midst of this, Kavanaugh has a lot on his mind as his ex-wife reenters the picture, and he reluctantly agrees to let Vic send Emolia undercover to infiltrate a Salvadoran gang that is stockpiling grenades.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Jailbait The Shield The Shield
Episode 3 - "Jailbait"
The Strike Team tries to develop a strategy to deflect the Internal Affairs investigation as Vic finally comes face to face with Kavanaugh. Meanwhile, Tina goes undercover to help take down a sex-trafficking ring; and friction between Claudette and Dutch deepens when she reopens one of their past cases.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Trophy The Shield The Shield
Episode 5 - "Trophy"
Via a bug planted in the clubhouse, Kavanaugh monitors the Strike Team as they investigate an illegal prescription drug ring that is proving to be deadly for the people of Farmington. While working on a missing persons case, Dutch attempts find out what Claudette is hiding.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Extraction The Shield The Shield
Episode 1 - "Extraction"
As racial tension in the area escalates, the Strike Team attempts to end a race war, while Claudette and Dutch investigate a riot at a high school. Meanwhile, an Internal Affairs officer begins his investigation of Vic and the Strike Team by first zeroing in on Lem. A pregnant Danny refuses to reveal the identity of the father, and Julien begins training a rookie cop named Tina Hanlon.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Rap Payback The Shield The Shield
Episode 6 - "Rap Payback"
As the Strike Team is preoccupied with gang violence, Kavanaugh decides to make the Barn his base of operations. An evasive serial killer from Dutch and Claudettes past reenters their life. Meanwhile, additional strain is placed on their working relationship when Tina learns something personal about Julien.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Man Inside The Shield The Shield
Episode 7 - "Man Inside"
Claudette further aggravates her illness as she continues to aggressively interrogate Kleavon Gardner. The Strike Team works with the Chief of a citywide task force to investigate the murder of a drug dealers girlfriend and her daughter. Meanwhile, Kavanaugh attempts to discover how Vic acquired the $65,000 that was given to Corrine, and Ronnie is up next for questioning in the IAD investigation.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Smoked The Shield The Shield
Episode 9 - "Smoked"
The Strike Team attempts to make bail for Lem who is now in jail, but they discover that Kavanaugh has frozen their accounts. Claudette returns to work to help Dutch investigate the murder of a man whos body was found in the dumpster. Meanwhile, Tina jeopardizes her future at the Barn after she endangers the life of an undercover detective. Corrine confronts Danny about Vics unfaithfulness and the identity of the babys father.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Enemy of Good The Shield The Shield
Episode 2 - "Enemy of Good"
During an interrogation, Kavanaugh reviews the Strike Teams corrupt past and attempts to weaken Lems loyalty to Vic by bringing up the connection to Terrys murder. Meanwhile, the Strike Team investigates a multiple homicide. Dutch and Claudette suspect that a minister might have been involved in an attempted murder. Tina gets in over her head while on duty with Julien.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Post Partum The Shield The Shield
Episode 11 - "Post Partum"
As Vic prepares to help Lem get out of the country to begin a new life in Mexico; Kavanaugh and Aceveda attempt to capitalize on the situation by using this as means to try to take down the leader of the Strike Team. Dutch decides to file for a transfer. Meanwhile, Shane tries to cut off the investigation by taking extreme measures and Danny finally confronts the father of her child.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Tapa Boca The Shield The Shield
Episode 4 - "Tapa Boca"
With the IAD investigation in full force, Vic seeks legal representation from Becca Doyle for the Strike Team. Also, a suspicious Vic decides to confront Emolia after he begins to doubt her loyalty to him. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette investigate the ghastly murder of a pregnant woman. Tina continues to make mistakes while on duty.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Of Mice and Lem The Shield The Shield
Episode 10 - "Of Mice and Lem"
To the dismay of his friends, a weary Lem is thinking about accepting a deal from the D.A. where he has to plead guilty to the heroin charges. With no other choice, Vic reluctantly meets with Antwon in order to ensure Lems safety in prison. Meanwhile, unforeseen circumstances that are beyond Claudette and Dutchs control might cause irrevocable damage to their friendship.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
The Spread The Shield The Shield
Episode 3 - "The Spread"
In a routine sweep to nab every outstanding suspect, the detectives divvy up the warrants. But when they cast their nets, they bring up far bigger fish than expected. Danny and Julien uncover a gun-smuggling operation; and Mackey and his team encounter a pro-basketball star whos in town to play the Lakers, when they bust in on drug dealers. Meanwhile, Claudette and Dutch try to catch a man who has been raping women in an attempt to procreate.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Pilot The Shield The Shield
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
While the Strike Team ramps up their control of the streets, David tried to crack corruption in the Barn by recruiting Terry to help him take down Vic, only to result in Terrys death. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette investigate the murder of Nancy Reborg only to discover her missing daughter has been sold off by her addict father to a child molester.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Circles (2) The Shield The Shield
Episode 13 - "Circles (2)"
In the aftermath of a riot, cops are being lured into ambush shootings by a rash of bogus 911 calls. Surprisingly Mackey and Captain Aceveda must work together to stop these attacks and solve the problems in The Grove, while Assistant Chief Gilroy tries to pit the two against each other to save his own job.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Dawg Days The Shield The Shield
Episode 4 - "Dawg Days"
Mackey attempts to broker a peace agreement between rival rappers whose feud is spilling into the streets. Danny is attacked after identifying a shooter, Julien helps a woman whose sons body has been stolen, and Dutch and Claudette search for a mission migrant worker. Meanwhile, Capt. Aceveda finds a powerful ally in ""Kingmaker"" Jorge Machado.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Cherrypoppers The Shield The Shield
Episode 6 - "Cherrypoppers"
When the body of a young hooker is found in the district, Dutch and Claudette get the full resources of the Barn for 24 hours and the help of the FBI to search for Dutchs serial killer. Meanwhile, The Strike Force busts an underage prostitution ring, and Capt. Acevaeda continues to investigate Mackey.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Cupid & Psycho The Shield The Shield
Episode 8 - "Cupid & Psycho"
Allegations against the Strike Team are front-page news, and the team is broken up pending the investigation. Mackey threatens to reveal that Officer Lowe is gay if he wont recant his statement about the Strike Team. In the meantime, Vic and Claudette find themselves following the trail of a batch of ""cupid"" meth, while Shane and Dutch try to get along on a case.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Our Gang The Shield The Shield
Episode 2 - "Our Gang"
Internal Affairs investigates the shooting death of Det. Crowley, but Aceveda speaks starts his own investigation. Meanwhile, Claudette and Dutch investigate the shooting of a churro vendor that ends up in the Strike Team busting up a gang initiation
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Dragonchasers The Shield The Shield
Episode 10 - "Dragonchasers"
Mackey helps Connie quit using crack cold-turkey in her desperate attempt to keep her son, leaving Vendrell and Lemansky to investigate a strip-club mugging ring. Meanwhile, Dutch follows his instincts on a serial killer case and Danny is bitten by an HIV-infected perpetrator.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Blowback The Shield The Shield
Episode 5 - "Blowback"
David insists that Vic take uniformed cops in with them to bust an Armenian gangs drug delivery. After the bust, Julien sees the Team take a portion of the drugs for themselves. But in the end Shane ends up having the drugs and the vehicle theyre in stolen from them. While the search for the drugs and the truck goes on, Mackey learns that his son is autistic.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Pay In Pain The Shield The Shield
Episode 7 - "Pay In Pain"
When Mackey and Vendrell hook up with a cop from another precinct to investigate the shooting, Vendrell sets off an explosive confrontation with a suspect by making a racial slur. And Mackey seldom a paragon of restraint defuses the situation. But before this tense hour is over, Mackeys complex relationship with Vendrell becomes even more complicated. Meanwhile, Dutch and Wyms search for a serial killer and bring in a psychic on a complaint from the son of one of her clients, and David calls internal affairs after getting Juliens affidavit.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Throwaway The Shield The Shield
Episode 9 - "Throwaway"
A planted gun in a truck-jacking case causes complications for the Strike Team, and now theyre left to clean up their own mess. While the rift between Officers Lowe and Sofer deepens, causing Capt. Aceveda to intervene. Also, Detective Wyms deals with the mess of her family during a visit from her daughter.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Two Days Of Blood (1) The Shield The Shield
Episode 12 - "Two Days Of Blood (1)"
While Vic answers Assistant Chief Gilroys call for help in covering up a hit and run before Dutch intuits the facts of the case, Shane and Lemmonhead follow the trail of a gunrunner with a penchant for cockfights. Meanwhile, Aceveda turns to Claudette after a double homicide raises ire and fear within an ignored community.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Carnivores The Shield The Shield
Episode 11 - "Carnivores"
Mackey and the Strike Team mediate a dispute between Rondell Robinson and the Nation of Islam while Wagenbach and Wyms investigate a brutal home invasion in the tight lipped Korean community. Meanwhile, Aceveda revisits his past.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Exiled The Shield The Shield
Episode 7 - "Exiled"
After Vic disowns him, Shane turns to the Armenian mob for help. Vic gets more involved with the San Marcos investigation, while Dutch and Billings are able to track down someone who survived the massacre.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Chasing Ghosts The Shield The Shield
Episode 6 - "Chasing Ghosts"
Vic redirects his attention to finding out who really killed Lem after he learns for certain that Guardo wasnt involved. The Strike Team investigates the murder of a politicians daughter. Later, Cassidy confronts her father about his unethical past.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Haunts The Shield The Shield
Episode 5 - "Haunts"
After being badly beaten, Shanes life spirals even more out of control as his guilt continues to eat away at him and his marriage begins to fall apart. Vic and Ronnie try to learn who was responsible for Shanes attack. Meanwhile, under the new leadership of Kevin Hiatt, Claudette assigns the Strike Team to investigate the San Marcos murders. Dutch and Billings make progress in a serial rapist case.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Baptism by Fire The Shield The Shield
Episode 2 - "Baptism by Fire"
Kavanaugh acquires what he needs in order to apprehend Vic who is preoccupied with getting revenge on Guardo. Claudette finds herself under the political microscope as a result of the San Marcos incident, and Danny receives some news about her future at the Barn.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Spanish Practices The Shield The Shield
Episode 10 - "Spanish Practices"
Claudette notices Hiatts mistake when he makes an arrest, and Billings delivers shocking news to the department. Vic forms an alliance with Aceveda, while he waits for his review board hearing. Meanwhile, Shanes life keeps spiraling out of control.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Recoil The Shield The Shield
Episode 9 - "Recoil"
As progress is being made in the San Marcos investigation, Vic receives bad news about his career. Meanwhile, Shane and Diro become business partners as she prepares to take over the Armenian mob.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
The New Guy The Shield The Shield
Episode 4 - "The New Guy"
Claudette gives Vic a chance to save his job if he agrees to train his potential replacement. An unsolved rape case from the past that Dutch and Claudette were working on resurfaces. Meanwhile, Aceveda meets someone that can help him further his political career.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Back to One The Shield The Shield
Episode 3 - "Back to One"
Consumed by bloodlust, Vic finally gets the chance to avenge his friends murder, despite Shanes pleas against it. Meanwhile, Ronnie is assigned by Claudette to help Dutch and Billings investigate a robbery homicide at a pharmacy.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
On the Jones The Shield The Shield
Episode 1 - "On the Jones"
With the Barn grieving over the loss of one of their own, Vics out to avenge his friends murder, but finds himself in the crosshairs of Kavanaugh. Claudette assigns the Strike Team to investigate the torching of a methadone clinic. Meanwhile, Julien and Tina look into a robbery/assault at a porno shop, and Dutch makes a horrifying discovery in San Marcos.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
The Math of the Wrath The Shield The Shield
Episode 8 - "The Math of the Wrath"
Vic learns about his true status at the Barn from Hiatt. Shane gets involved with the daughter of an Armenian mob boss. Claudette begins to question Hiatts loyalty.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Greenlit The Shield The Shield
Episode 5 - "Greenlit"
David works with Vic and the Strike Team to take down a dealer giving heroin to school kids, while Dutch and Claudette help a woman find her Alzheimer addled mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Partners The Shield The Shield
Episode 3 - "Partners"
Still fuming from the death of Tio and his brawl with Armadillo, Vic takes a day off and leaves the Strike Team with Aceveda, only to end up helping an old partner bust the man who helped him lose his job. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette search to find the people behind the torture and mutilation of a woman who may still be alive, and Julien fails to back up Dannys side of the story from her shooting.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Carte Blanche The Shield The Shield
Episode 4 - "Carte Blanche"
Now that Vic is back to work, he and Shane go undercover as dirty cops to find the man behind a robbery/murder. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette track down an old rival of Claudettes after a turned in gun is connected to a previous case. And in an attempt to get the Asian vote in the election, David assigns Julien and Danny to watch over a Korean parish.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Dead Soldiers The Shield The Shield
Episode 2 - "Dead Soldiers"
As Vic gets closer to finding his family, the Strike Team focus their attention to Armadillo after he burns down Tios HQ. Now Vic must prevent Claudette from finding out the truth about his connection to Tio and his men. Meanwhile, Dutch is followed around by the new civilian auditor to solve a meter-maid murder, and Danny and Julien try to clear up issues between feuding neighbors.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Breakpoint The Shield The Shield
Episode 12 - "Breakpoint"
While the Strike Team puts the finishing touches on the money train take down, Vic goes it alone and works with Dutch and Claudette to find a missing kid. David gets an unwanted visit from the Chief and Julien receives an unpleasant surprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Coyotes The Shield The Shield
Episode 10 - "Coyotes"
When Lanies report on the Barn is leaked to the press, everyone suddenly fears for their jobs, including David whos mentioned as the reason for most of the problems. Gilroy skips bail and winds up on Vics doorstep looking for help, so while Vic and Shane deal with him Lemonhead is forced to show the newest member of the Strike Team the ropes. Meanwhile Claudette faces some of her own demons as she and Dutch try to uncover the culprit behind a possible robbery/homicide and Danny comes to a startling realization.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Dominoes Falling The Shield The Shield
Episode 13 - "Dominoes Falling"
When a gang execution hits close to home for Claudette, Vic, Tavon, and Dutch work together to find the culprit before anyone else gets hurt. Shane, Lemonhead, and Ronnie are forced to choose between hitting the money train without Vic or letting it go. Meanwhile, Danny receives some life changing news and Juliens harassment reaches a whole new level.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Co-Pilot The Shield The Shield
Episode 9 - "Co-Pilot"
Flashback to the first day of the barn. Under pressure to get results, Vic and his new Strike Team make an impression on the streets. Dutch and Claudette realize they make a good team, and David discovers he doesnt have as much power as he thought he would.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Scar Tissue The Shield The Shield
Episode 8 - "Scar Tissue"
When Vic discovers that Ronnie has been burned as payback, the rest of the team does everything they can to put an end to him. Meanwhile, Claudette makes headway on her investigation against Vic after a conversation with Corrine, and Dutch takes Danny under his wing as they try to find the suspect of a Thai Town beating.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
The Quick Fix The Shield The Shield
Episode 1 - "The Quick Fix"
While Vic searches for his wife and children, the Strike Team allow more drugs into Farmington through a corrupt connection. But when their latest shipment turns bad, the head to Tijuana to uncover the person behind their poisoned cocaine. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette try to track down the man responsible for fire necklacing the captains of two separate gangs.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Inferno The Shield The Shield
Episode 11 - "Inferno"
With Ronnies face healed he comes up with a plan to take down the Money Train, and the Strike Team is all in. Unfortunately, a federal criminal comes back to Farmington, and the Team has to use every connection trick, and resource to bring him in to prove the Barn is still a force. Meanwhile, Dutch and Claudette investigate the rape of a young girl which leads to information that puts the case in a new light. Plus, an old friend from the past reappears to make Juliens life hell.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Barnstormers The Shield The Shield
Episode 7 - "Barnstormers"
Vic and Emma try to help a woman whos in an abusive relationship. Vic and the Strike Team begin to make plans for the money train take down, even though the greenlight still has them on their toes. When David tells Dutch that he embarrassed the department with the Bob and Marcy case and that Claudette is now lead on all their cases, hes forced to take any action necessary to prove himself in a new homicide. Danny finally makes a stand against Yassirah.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Shield
Homewrecker The Shield The Shield
Episode 6 - "Homewrecker"
Detectives Wagenbach, Mackey and Wyms investigate a massacre at a womens shelter, and Captain Aceveda works with Lowe on the case of a stolen bicycle.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Phantoms Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 9 - "Phantoms"
Sheppard and Ronon are influenced by a mind-altering device created by the Wraith while on a mission to rescue a lost team.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
No Mans Land (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 1 - "No Mans Land (2)"
The team desperately attempts to stop two Wraith hive ships from reaching Earth. Sheppard must rely on an old foe to rescue McKay and Ronon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
McKay and Mrs. Miller Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 8 - "McKay and Mrs. Miller"
Rodney McKay is reunited with his estranged sister back on Earth, who has given up a brilliant career as a scientist to raise a family.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
First Strike (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 20 - "First Strike (1)"
An unstoppable energy weapon leaves Atlantis under seige after Earth launches a preemptive attack against a very powerful enemys homeworld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Misbegotten (3) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 2 - "Misbegotten (3)"
The Atlantis team must decide the fate of a colony of Wraith they have turned into humans. Dr. Weir must defend her leadership when she is evaluated by the I.O.A.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Irresistible Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 3 - "Irresistible"
Sheppards team meets an obnoxious man who is adored by all thanks to a secret that he carries -- and who has an unexpected affect on them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Common Ground Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 7 - "Common Ground"
Colonel Sheppard finds himself the prisoner of a Genii commander, along with a desperately hungry Wraith who has been separated from his hive.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Tao of Rodney Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 14 - "Tao of Rodney"
After an Ancient device gives Rodney superhuman powers, his enhanced brilliance is checked only by his impending death -- unless he can learn how to ascend.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Return (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 11 - "The Return (2)"
The Atlantis team goes against orders to try and save Atlantis from Replicator control -- and to rescue General ONeill and Richard Woolsey, who are trapped in the occupied city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Submersion Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 18 - "Submersion"
The team discovers an Ancient drilling station deep beneath the surface of the ocean, only to find that a Wraith queen is still alive there.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Irresponsible Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 13 - "Irresponsible"
The team finds Lucius Lavin manipulating the people of another hapless planet, using Ancient technology to pose as an invincible hero.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Game Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 15 - "The Game"
Sheppard and McKay discover that their competitive video game has been controlling a planet of real people, who now stand on the brink of war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Sunday Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 17 - "Sunday"
The team tries to relax during a mandatory day off, until an explosion leaves three people dead -- and reveals that one scientist is a walking time bomb.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Progeny Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 5 - "Progeny"
Weir and the team visit an advanced civilization that split off from the Lanteans thousands of years ago, but discover that they may not have left Atlantis in peace.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Sateda Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 4 - "Sateda"
Ronon Dex is captured by the Wraith and returned to his homeworld, where he is haunted by his past as he is forced to once again become their prey.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Ark Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 16 - "The Ark"
The team discovers the last of a civilization in suspended animation, whose survival is at risk when their station is critically damaged.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Echoes Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 12 - "Echoes"
The inhabitants of Atlantis begin to suffer ill effects when the planets whale population begins migrating to the island city, bringing an unexpected harbinger of doom.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Real World Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 6 - "The Real World"
Elizabeth Weir wakes up in a mental institution, where she is told that the expedition to Atlantis and the Stargate are figments of her imagination.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Return (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 10 - "The Return (1)"
The Atlantis expedition is stunned to learn that a ship full of Ancients is returning to reclaim their lost city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Vengeance Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 19 - "Vengeance"
The Atlantis team investigates the disappearance of one of their allies, only to find an old enemy engineering a race of powerful monsters.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Doppelganger Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 4 - "Doppelganger"
During an off-world mission Colonel Sheppard unknowingly becomes host to an alien entity, which infects others in Atlantis and afflicts them with terrifying nightmares.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Harmony Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 14 - "Harmony"
Colonel Sheppard and Dr. McKay must protect a child princess on a pilgrimage before she can become queen, and learn that she has dangerous enemies threatening her life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Lifeline (3) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 2 - "Lifeline (3)"
Colonel Sheppard and his team embark on a risky mission to steal a Z.P.M. power module from the Replicators -- but must rely on a compromised Dr. Weir to succeed.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Travelers Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 5 - "Travelers"
Colonel Sheppard is captured by the inhabitants of a generational ship and their beautiful leader, who wish to use his ability to use Ancient technology for their own ends.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Trio Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 16 - "Trio"
McKay, Carter, and Keller are trapped in an underground chamber while on an off-world mission, with no apparent means of escape.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Last Man (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 20 - "The Last Man (1)"
Sheppard returns to Atlantis after a mission and finds the city abandoned, all systems dead -- and instead of ocean, sand dunes as far as the eye can see.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Outcast Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 15 - "Outcast"
While on personal leave on Earth, Sheppard and Ronon learn that scientists have engineered a human-form Replicator -- who is now on the loose.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Spoils of War Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 12 - "Spoils of War"
The team finds their former Wraith allys hive ship drifting in space, which leads them to a secret project that could turn the tide of a civil war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Quarantine Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 13 - "Quarantine"
An automated lockdown traps Atlantis personnel in various parts of the city, each of them hoping the others will come to their rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Missing Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 7 - "Missing"
During a visit to New Athos, Teyla and Dr. Keller find themselves on the run from a primitive tribe of warriors.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Kindred (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 18 - "The Kindred (1)"
As a mysterious new illness sweeps through the Pegasus Galaxy, Teyla is convinced by a vision that the father of her child is trying to communicate with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Seer Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 8 - "The Seer"
The team meets a man with extraordinary prophetic abilities, who gives them a dark prediction about Atlantiss future. The Wraith seek a new alliance with Atlantis in their war with the Replicators.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Be All My Sins Rememberd... Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 11 - "Be All My Sins Rememberd (2)"
With a plan to potentially extinguish the Replicator threat, the Atlantis team must seek an alliance with a fleet of Wraith ships.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Adrift (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 1 - "Adrift (2)"
Floating in deep space with the citys protective shield failing, the team must do all they can to keep Atlantis alive. A radical injury threatens Dr. Weirs life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
This Mortal Coil (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 10 - "This Mortal Coil (1)"
A mysterious drone crashes into Atlantis, indicating that the Replicators may have found the city. But when Elizabeth Weir appears, the team realizes that the probe is just a part of a bigger mystery.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Midway Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 17 - "Midway"
Tealc visits Atlantis to counsel a headstrong Ronon, who is up for review by the I.O.A. But the two must work together when the Wraith invade the Midway space station in order to reach Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Kindred (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 19 - "The Kindred (2)"
The team is shocked when an old friend, believed to be dead, miraculously returns to them. Teyla plans an escape from Michaels captivity.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Tabula Rasa Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 6 - "Tabula Rasa"
When a virus causes amnesia in everyone except Teyla and Ronon, the Atlantis team must work together to find a cure before their memories fade entirely.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Reunion Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 3 - "Reunion"
When a group of Ronons people enlist the teams help in raiding a Wraith weapons facility, Ronon reconsiders whether his future lies in Atlantis or with his friends.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Millers Crossing Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 9 - "Millers Crossing"
Rodney McKay goes in search of his sister on Earth after she is kidnapped by the head of a powerful corporation.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Whispers Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 7 - "Whispers"
Sheppard and Beckett join a team investigating a hidden Wraith laboratory where Michael has been conducting genetic experiments.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Ghost in the Machine Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 5 - "Ghost in the Machine"
The city of Atlantis becomes host to the minds of disembodied Replicators, led by someone very close to the team.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Outsiders Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 12 - "Outsiders"
The Wraith arrive in a village where Dr. Beckett is working, and demand that the locals turn over a group of refugees who survived the Hoffan plague -- or the entire village will be obliterated.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Remnants Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 15 - "Remnants"
While being evaluated by the I.O.A. Richard Woolsey meets a beautiful scientist new to Atlantis, who is not what she appears. Sheppard is captured and tortured by an enemy he thought was dead.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Infection Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 17 - "Infection"
After Todds hive ship shows up over Atlantis transmitting a distress call, the team discovers that he and his crew have been stricken with a disease they helped create.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Shrine Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 6 - "The Shrine"
Rodney McKay is stricken with a mental affliction that robs him of his knowledge and memories, causing him to revert to a childlike state.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Identity Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 18 - "Identity"
Dr. Kellers body is taken over by a cunning thief, while Keller finds herself imprisoned with a death sentence on another planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Search and Rescue (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 1 - "Search and Rescue (2)"
After a conflict with Michael leaves several Atlantis personnel trapped, Colonel Carter leads a rescue mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Prodigal Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 14 - "The Prodigal"
The team fights to retake control of Atlantis when Michael infiltrates the control room to take Teylas child and destroy the city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Enemy at the Gate Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 20 - "Enemy at the Gate"
The team learns that a rogue Wraith has acquired several Z.P.M.s to power a formidable new hive ship -- and he is headed for Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Daedalus Variations Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 4 - "The Daedalus Variations"
The team boards the Daedalus when it shows up abandoned in orbit, only to find themselves skipping through parallel universes.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Tracker Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 9 - "Tracker"
Ronon and McKay join Dr. Keller on an off-world errand of mercy, and must track her through the forest when a Runner kidnaps her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Seed Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 2 - "The Seed"
When an alien organism incapacitates Dr. Keller, the team seeks help from an old friend recently revived from stasis.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Inquisition Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 13 - "Inquisition"
A new coalition of human worlds puts the Atlantis team on trial for their alleged crimes against the Pegasus Galaxy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Lost Tribe (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 11 - "The Lost Tribe (2)"
Sheppard races to an Ancient laboratory to save McKay and Daniel Jackson before Todd arrives to destroy a weapon that has a devastating side-effect. Daniel uncovers the identity of the hostile new species.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Vegas Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 19 - "Vegas"
In the city of Las Vegas, Detective John Sheppard must solve the case on a long string of unusual murders -- perpetrated by a Wraith in hiding.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Queen Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 8 - "The Queen"
Teyla goes in disguise as a Wraith queen when Todd agrees to make a bold proposal to the leader of his alliance -- not realizing that he has other intentions.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Broken Ties Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 3 - "Broken Ties"
Ronon once again comes face-to-face with Tyre, one of his people who became a Wraith worshiper -- but who now claims he has broken free of their influence.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
First Contact (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 10 - "First Contact (1)"
When Daniel Jackson visits Atlantis, he and Dr. McKay discover a hidden lab that brings a new enemy knocking. The Daedalus welcomes a Wraith ally for a special project.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Brain Storm Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 16 - "Brain Storm"
Rodney returns to Earth with Jennifer to witness the triumph of his rival, who believes he has solved the problem of global warming. But when the new technology goes horribly awry, Rodney must help shut down the deadly weather device.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Home Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 9 - "Home"
McKays efforts to harness the energy of an alien planets atmosphere allows for a return trip to Earth -- but the team may not be able to return to Atlantis.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Poisoning the Well Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 7 - "Poisoning the Well"
The team finds a world whose people are on the brink of a discovery that may make them immune to the Wraith feeding.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Before I Sleep Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 15 - "Before I Sleep"
A woman is found in suspended animation in Atlantis, and the team is shocked to see that it is Dr. Weir herself, who tells them of her trip 10,000 years into the citys past.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Hide and Seek Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 3 - "Hide and Seek"
The Atlantis base is threatened when the team discovers that an alien entity is in the city. McKays experiment with alien technology goes awry.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Hot Zone Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 13 - "Hot Zone"
Nearly a third of Atlantiss residents are infected with a deadly virus that causes hallucinations and death, forcing a lockdown of the city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Siege (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 20 - "The Siege (2)"
A new military contingent from Earth is sent to take command of Atlantis and defend it from the impending Wraith attack.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Rising (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 1 - "Rising (1)"
A new Stargate team embarks on a dangerous mission to a distant galaxy, where they discover a mythical lost city -- and a deadly new enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Brotherhood Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 16 - "The Brotherhood"
The team searches for a valuable Zero Point Module rumored to be hidden on the planet Dagan -- but their new allies have motives of their own.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Storm (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 10 - "The Storm (1)"
When a massive storm threatens the city, Atlantis is evacuated -- only to be taken over by the teams newest enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Siege (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 19 - "The Siege (1)"
With a group of Wraith hive ships on the way to Atlantis, the team searches for a place to flee and a way to destroy the city. McKay leads a team to try and activate the Ancients orbital weapons platform.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Gift Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 18 - "The Gift"
Plagued by terrifying nightmares, Teyla begins to recall a time when she and her father were captured by the Wraith and subjected to disturbing experiments.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Defiant One Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 12 - "The Defiant One"
Sheppards team investigates a downed Wraith ship, and find themselves stuck on a planet with a lone Wraith survivor.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Underground Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 8 - "Underground"
Efforts to open trade relations with a species called the Genii turn sour when the team discovers their new "allies" have ulterior motives.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Suspicion Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 5 - "Suspicion"
After a series of run-ins with the Wraith, the team begins to suspect their Athosian allies of having a spy in their midst.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Childhoods End Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 6 - "Childhoods End"
Sheppard and the team visit a world where no one is over 24 years old -- because of a ritual suicide practice they believe keeps the Wraith at bay.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Thirty-Eight Minutes Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 4 - "Thirty-Eight Minutes"
The team finds themselves in mortal danger when their Puddle Jumper ship becomes lodged in the Stargate.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Eye (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 11 - "The Eye (2)"
Major Sheppard plays a dangerous game of cat and mouse with soldiers who have seized control of Atlantis and taken Weir and McKay hostage.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Letters from Pegasus Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 17 - "Letters from Pegasus"
With a brief opportunity to send a data transmission to Earth, members of the Atlantis expedition compose video messages home to their loved ones.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Sanctuary Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 14 - "Sanctuary"
The team finds a paradise world that would make an ideal sanctuary for those fleeing from the Wraith, but the local inhabitants believe their goddess will not permit it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Intruder Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 2 - "The Intruder"
The Daedalus is infected by a Wraith computer virus, while members of the expedition hope to return to Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Michael Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 18 - "Michael"
An amnesiac young Lieutenant in Atlantis suffers from disturbing nightmares that he is a Wraith, only to make a shocking discovery about himself.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Grace Under Pressure Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 14 - "Grace Under Pressure"
When Dr. McKay is trapped underwater in a sinking Puddle Jumper, his only chance for survival may be an hallucination of Samantha Carter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Conversion Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 8 - "Conversion"
Colonel Sheppard begins to undergo a disturbing physical transformation after being exposed to Becketts anti-Wraith drug.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Aurora Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 9 - "Aurora"
When the team finds an Ancient warship adrift on the edge of the galaxy, its crew still alive, Colonel Sheppard enters their virtual reality stasis to communicate with them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Condemned Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 5 - "Condemned"
The Atlantis team finds a culture that lives in relative safety from the Wraith, because they hand over their criminals to the Wraith -- and crash-land in the volatile penal colony.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Trinity Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 6 - "Trinity"
McKay puts the team at risk when he tries to perfect unfinished Ancient technology that wiped out a civilization. Ronon Dex discovers that he is not the lone survivor from his world.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Instinct Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 7 - "Instinct"
The team discovers a young Wraith girl who has been raised by a human, and is in hiding from the people of her human village in fear of her life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Inferno Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 19 - "Inferno"
Sheppards team meets a civilization about to be destroyed by a super-volcano, and is trapped there when the Stargate is destroyed during the evacuation.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Allies (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 20 - "Allies (1)"
Michael and his Wraith faction arrive at Atlantis to propose an alliance, hoping to use the retrovirus to transform their Wraith enemies into prey.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Duet Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 4 - "Duet"
A run-in with a Wraith Dart leaves the consciousness of a precocious Atlantis security officer trapped in Dr. McKays mind.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Runner Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 3 - "Runner"
Sheppard and his team attempt to locate Lieutenant Ford, only to find themselves captives of a former soldier who is being hunted by the Wraith.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Lost Boys (1) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 10 - "The Lost Boys (1)"
The team is captured by the missing Lieutenant Ford, who is now leading a group of young menwho are taking the Wraith enzyme -- and who wants the teams help in a suicide attack against a hive ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Tower Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 15 - "The Tower"
The team finds a world that possesses Ancient defense technology, where Colonel Sheppard finds himself a pawn in the rivalry between the heirs to the throne.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Coup DEtat Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 17 - "Coup DEtat"
After a team from Atlantis goes missing, the expedition finds itself in the middle of a Genii coup.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Epiphany Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 12 - "Epiphany"
Sheppard finds himself on a planet where time passes more rapidly, with no way to contact his team or return to Atlantis.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Long Goodbye Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 16 - "The Long Goodbye"
The team discovers two pods that contain the minds of alien beings, who take control of Weir and Sheppards bodies to continue their personal war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
Critical Mass Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 13 - "Critical Mass"
When an operative of the Trust plants a bomb in Atlantis, the team must find a spy within their own ranks before the Wraith arrive and discover the city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Siege (3) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 1 - "The Siege (3)"
The Daedalus arrives to defend Atlantis from the Wraith onslaught, but it may not be enough when the team discovers that an even larger armada is on the way.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Atlantis
The Hive (2) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis
Episode 11 - "The Hive (2)"
Colonel Sheppard and his team find themselves prisoners of the Wraith following Fords attack on a hive ship. Dr. McKay goes to great lengths to help them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 6 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Abby and her group are now being pursued. Time is running out as they try to avoid being found while searching for a missing Naj.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 3 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Abby stumbles across a community that could hold the key to everyones future. The last surviving member of the government, Samantha Willis, has set up a community that still boasts light, hot water, food, and power. Abby and Samantha hit it off immediately, but Abbys illusions are shattered when she sees the lengths Samantha will go to in order to maintain control of her fledgling community.Meanwhile, Greg and Tom are out searching for supplies when they encounter a family who have successfully sheltered from the virus. When the daughter of the family reaches out to Tom and Greg, they are faced with a terrible dilemma, as any contact with them could kill the family.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 4 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Abby travels to Waterhouse, a nearby manor- and into a land dispute between an aggressive group of teenage boys and Jimmy Garland, a former army officer, which obstructs her attempts to discover whether Peter is there or not.Tom, Al, Sarah and Najid find themselves attracted to the comfort and security within Samantha Willis community, but Al falls afoul of Samantha, and is ejected from it. Can Tom prove himself to Samantha, and what about the complication of his criminal past? Meanwhile, Anya and Greg confront some unwelcome visitors, and learn some useful lessons about group solidarity.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 1 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Britain is in the grip of a deadly flu virus, which is now spreading throughout the world. When people start dying in their millions, a handful of survivors are left struggling to stay alive as society crumbles around them.Abby Grant is a housewife and mother who begins the desperate search for her son. On her journey she meets a variety of people whom fate has spared.The new world could be a dangerous place, and their only hope is to stick together.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 2 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Abby and her new friends discover that supplies wont be shared equally in the new world. A gang of armed thugs have laid claim to all the shops in the area leaving them short of food and water.Greg receives an attractive offer which could give him a comfortable life, but taking it would mean turning his back on the others.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 5 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
The arrival of a spiritual leader by the name of John raises suspicions for some members of the group. One of his followers is pregnant, so they are allowed to stay - a decision that ultimately puts the group in danger.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 5 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Reunited and on the road, the Family travel south on the look out for a new home. They encounter a small but thriving community of survivors and decide to take up their offer of hospitality.While Al and Sarah enjoy their new romance, Tom simmers as Anya makes friends with Judy, the communitys leader.Greg and Abby return to Gregs house one last time where Greg spots the mysterious postcard, leading him to an abandoned airfield and an encounter with the disturbed Mr. Stevens.Meanwhile, Sarah discovers an elderly couple dying from a new, mutant strain of the virus.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 4 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Tom and Greg are enslaved alongside dozens of others in Mr Smithsons coal mine. Elsewhere, the Family are desperately tracking Billy, their only lead, across the country. At a roadside motel Billy stops to meet his girlfriend Sally and when the Family confront him, Billy claims ignorance and exits.Meanwhile in the mine, Greg formulates an escape plan, convincing Smithson that hes a geologist and has discovered a gas leak. However the Family are converging on Smithsons as well with their own rescue plans, leading to a dangerous game of cat and mouse...
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 2 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
The family, scavenging for survival in the city, discover that other people have been abducted in the same way as Abby. Tom, Al, Anya and Sarah set off in pursuit of a pharmaceutical company with offices in the city, while Greg and Naj are confronted by a group from which Tom has stolen supplies. At the lab, Whittaker re-infects Abby with the virus.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 3 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
A passing trader betrays the familys new location to Samantha, who arranges to have Tom captured and tried for the murder of a member of her community.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 6 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
The post-apocalyptic drama reaches its thrilling conclusion as the fates of the Family, the Lab and the rest of the world come crashing together in a deadly showdown.
Added on September 21, 2011
Survivors (2008)
Episode 1 Survivors (2008) Survivors (2008)
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Greg has been wounded by a gunshot, Anya, Al and Tom frantically search a nearby hospital to find vital medical supplies. With the building on fire, it suddenly collapses, leaving Anya and All trapped. Whilst Greg is now perilously close to death.Abby still remains kidnapped at the Lab as the Scientists seek to find a vaccine using her immune system.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My Full Moon Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "My Full Moon"
A combination of a full moon and some bad luck causes Sacred Hearts new crop of interns to receive their toughest case load yet while Elliot makes an important decision regarding her future as a doctor.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My Cookie Pants Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Cookie Pants"
Elliot and J.D. encounter a road block in their newfound romantic relationship, and Dr. Cox considers taking the now vacant Chief of Medicine post.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My Soul on Fire (2) Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 15 - "My Soul on Fire (2)"
The tropical seaside wedding goes ahead as the Janitor and Lady tie the knot which affirms the relationship of another couple.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My ABCs Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "My ABCs"
Featuring a special appearance from Sesame Workshops "Muppets", J.D. learns a lesson about the gift of compassion, while Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie to secure a spot on Turks team.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My Saving Grace Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My Saving Grace"
Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox have to work together again to get rid of Dr. Maddox, while Carla faces an incompetent intern.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My Happy Place Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My Happy Place"
J.D. and Elliots relationship seems to have been rekindled when they encourage Dr. Kelso to find his true happy place.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My New Role Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "My New Role"
As his increasing workload from being Chief of Medicine begins to take a toll, the unimaginable happens when Dr. Cox reaches out to Dr. Kelso for friendship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My Last Words Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Last Words"
J.D. and Turk make a huge sacrifice concerning a decade-long steak night tradition for a dying patient. Meanwhile, Dr. Maddox, the new Chief of Medicine, begins to show her true colors.
Added on September 21, 2011
Scrubs
My Jerks Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My Jerks"
Dr. Kelsos beautiful but unethical replacement, Dr. Maddox, shakes things up at Sacred Heart, while J.D. struggles to manage a new crop of incompetent interns and Carla helps Elliott put her ego in check.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Absence Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Absence"
J.D. manages to still bother Dr. Cox despite being away on a vacation from the hospital. Meanwhile, Turk and Carla have some big news to announce.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Finale Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 18 - "My Finale"
J.D. is planning on leaving Sacred Heart but before he goes there are a few things that he wants to do including; getting a hug from Dr. Cox, and learning the Janitors real name. Elliot is ready for the next step in her and J.D.s relationship and she begins moving her furniture into J.D.s apartment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Their Story II Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "Their Story II"
J.D.s ego becomes inflated after Dr. Cox finally gives him the recognition hes been waiting for. Elsewhere, the senior staff receives insight from the interns.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Nah Nah Nah Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Nah Nah Nah"
While Turk views an inspiring story on SportsCenter, he comes up with a new procedure which may help a paralyzed teen. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and the janitor are suffering from romantic problems
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Lawyers in Love Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Lawyers in Love"
Its Teds lucky day when he falls head over heels in love with an ukulele player, and Dr. Cox realizes he cannot handle everything that is thrown at him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Soul on Fire (1) Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 14 - "My Soul on Fire (1)"
The Janitor and Lady invite the Sacred Heart staff to their fake wedding in the Bahamas hoping to score some loot but their scheme is about to backfire...
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Chief Concern Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 17 - "My Chief Concern"
Change doesnt come easy for the gang when J.D. considers moving closer to his son. Meanwhile, Turk gets comfortable as chief of surgery, while Ted and Gooch reach a new level in their relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Comedy Show Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "My Comedy Show"
J.D. and Turk gather up a new crop of interns as they organize their annual (and historically unfunny) sketch show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Cuz Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 16 - "My Cuz"
Things get weird for J.D. when he discovers the identity of Kims new man as he plans to reach out to her in order to move closer to Sam. Meanwhile, Turk starts a campaign for a promotion.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Clean Break Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Clean Break"
J.D. tries to break-up with Danni, but she beats him to it when she realizes that she will always be second place to Elliot in his heart.Dr. Cox suddenly becomes a nice guy and Elliot changes back to her old self after Dr. Kelso criticizes her new look.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Best Friends Wedding Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 22 - "My Best Friends Wedding"
The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk.With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Self-Examination Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 21 - "My Self-Examination"
J.D. is unsure what to do, when he realizes he made a mistake telling Elliot he loved her.The Janitor squares off against Dr. Cox after he loses the election of the janitors to Randall.Carlas brother Marc constantly puts Turk in a tough situation, when Turk forgets to write his wedding vows.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Advice to You Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Advice to You"
A chance meeting in the elevator sparks a new friendship between J.D. and the mysterious Danni whose ongoing dialogue about her ex forces J.D. to talk about his feelings for Elliot.Carlas brother Marco comes to visit, but he still hasnt forgiven Turk for mistaking him for a valet at their mothers funeral. Unfortunately, Turk cant even apologize because Marco cant speak anything but Spanish.At the hospital, Dr. Cox relishes his new job promotion but is surprised when J.D. doesnt follow his lead in contradicting Dr. Kelsos orders.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Moment of Un-Truth Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 17 - "My Moment of Un-Truth"
J.D. must keep a secret when Carlas "what-if" guy asks her out on a date.Meanwhile, on the other side of the argument, Carla hounds Turk for checking out other women.Elliot is also on the spot as Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso both advise her not to give her patient drugs as they suspect he is an addict faking pain.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Own American Girl Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My Own American Girl"
A run-in with her old flame Sean and an accident in her new car lead Elliot to the realization that nothing good has happened to her in the three years that she has been at Sacred Heart. This realization drives her to take drastic measures, including a complete makeover, both inside and out, in an attempt to change her luck.Meanwhile, J.D. gets stuck with a patient, whose diagnosis he cant quite pin down, and when Dr. Cox denies him any assistance, he looks to Carla and Turk to help him out. While Dr. Cox is busy not helping J.D., he takes the time to make amends with Dr. Kelso.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Porcelain God Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "My Porcelain God"
Elliot finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Caseys advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is.Meanwhile, Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Brother, Where Art Thou... Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "My Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Dan decides to stay with J.D. for a while after their moms new fianc kicks him out, but after spending some quality time with him at the hospital, Dan isnt sure if he likes the cynical person his little brother has become.Elliot tries to deal with her own problems of a long distance relationship and decides to try moonlighting as a pet examiner with Carla to save up money.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Catalyst Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "My Catalyst"
J.D. believes he may have finally found a mentor in Dr. Kevin Casey, a surgeon with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it turns out that Dr. Cox has always been jealous of the guy.Meanwhile, the Janitor and his new assistant help Kelso out with a garbage problem.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Lucky Night Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My Lucky Night"
Sean is a bit surprised and disturbed to learn about Elliot and J.D.s history together, but it turns out his anger is really a cover up for his upcoming six month long trip and he doesnt want Elliot to explode.Dr. Cox. is forced to swallow his pride and actually ask for help when he decides to throw his hat in the ring for the Residency Director position at the hospital.Carla picks up an extra shift as a surgical nurse, which allows her to spend the day working alongside with Turk, to his great annoyance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Dirty Secret Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Dirty Secret"
Elliot is feeling uncomfortable using clinical terms for her patients private parts a result of a repressed childhood and an accidental orgasm she inflicted on a patient during a pelvic exam - so Carla tries to teach her how to say "vagina" and "penis" without blushing.Meanwhile, Dr. Cox crashes at J.D. and Turks after taking bad advice from J.D. Carla suggests no more sex until the wedding and Turk only comes to terms with it after learning the real meaning of romance from a patient with prostate cancer. Ultimately Carla backs down on her own idea when she has a stressful day at work finally letting people make fun of her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Choosiest Choice of All... Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 19 - "My Choosiest Choice of All"
J.D. hooks up with Danni again, after Sean returns, but he cant forget about his passionate night with Elliot.Meanwhile, Dr. Cox realizes, that he might actually have a crush on the one doctor he loathes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Journey Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Journey"
J.D. is feeling left out of his friendship with Turk and gets hurt when Turk is scared of opening up to him.Meanwhile, Carla is driven crazy over an unidentified urine sample, and Elliot tries to balance Sean and her career, so that one doesnt end up getting in the way of the other.
Added on September 21, 2011
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His Story II Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 18 - "His Story II"
Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands.Meanwhile, one of Elliots patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Tormented Mentor Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 15 - "My Tormented Mentor"
Jordans friends Allison and Maddie come to town to provide moral support for Jordan after her brothers death however, their constant presence does not provide any relief to Dr. Cox.Meanwhile, Turk tries to impress the new female surgeon, Dr. Miller, but his first encounter serves only to leave him baffled by the opposite sex yet again. Attempting to reinforce the policy on sexual harassment at Sacred Heart, Carla is forced to teach a course where Dr. Kelso is the number-one student.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Fifteen Seconds Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "My Fifteen Seconds"
As J.D.s relationship with Danni progresses, he and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perrys great chagrin.Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla and Elliot work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships.Dr. Kelso accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Butterfly Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 16 - "My Butterfly"
An ever present butterfly prompts the question on what could have happened different as Turk looks for his lucky do-rag for surgery, and Elliot tries to find a lost stuffed animal for a child needing a bone marrow transplant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Fault Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 20 - "My Fault"
Elliot asks Sean to move in with her, which only adds to J.D.s problems.Turk is unsure why Dr. Millers attitude towards him has changed, until he finds out that Carla un-invited her from their wedding.Dr. Kelso outrages Dr. Cox when he announces that Sacred Heart will begin doing full body scans, starting with an ever present hypochondriac patient, who wants any freebies he can get.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My White Whale Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My White Whale"
Finding difficulties training his interns, J.D. asks to Elliot for some help. She tells J.D. about Sean, who gave Elliot great tips based on his dolphin training that fit perfectly for her interns.Dr. Cox finds the ideal pediatrician for his son: Dr. Norris, who acts and looks just like him. However, Dr. Cox is quick to find a problem with him once Jack develops a cough that scares both him and Jordan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Friend the Doctor Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Friend the Doctor"
Turk is happy that he finally makes it through a solo surgery without the assistance of an attending surgeon.Dr. Cox dreads the fact that he is getting older.J.D. also makes a discovery as he finds out that many of the hospital staff dont know the Janitor as he does.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Rule of Thumb Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "My Rule of Thumb"
Carla and Elliot try to help a patient, Maggie, lose her virginity as she prepares to die.Walking in on her sister and Dr. Cox prompts Danni to move in with J.D. Dr. Cox attempts to convince Turk to do a kidney transplant for a patient he has "moved up" the list. But a personal grudge seems to stand in the way and may decide whether the patient lives or dies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Screw Up Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 14 - "My Screw Up"
Jordans brother and sister return, but Dr. Cox learns that his brother-in-law Ben hasnt visited a doctor about his cancer in the two years he has been gone traveling the world.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Lucky Charm Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 14 - "My Lucky Charm"
A man injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Malpractical Decision Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Malpractical Decision"
J.D. is approached by a malpractice attorney, asking him to do a risky procedure on her father.Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Female Trouble Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "My Female Trouble"
With the case against Turk on his mind, J.D. attempts to end it with Neena, but she wont take "no" for an answer and keeps him wrapped around her finger. Carla tries her own way of persuading Mr. Corman to drop the lawsuit.Elliot sets out to prove she isnt the doctor she was four years ago and doesnt need to rely on anyone anymore.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My First Kill Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My First Kill"
J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually, they will screw up and kill a patient. J.D. fears his first time killing someone will soon be upon him.Elliot is upset with Molly, after she disagrees about a patients promise to attend drug rehab.Carla loses Rowdy and she and the Janitor go looking for him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Quarantine Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 16 - "My Quarantine"
J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused.Turk learns, that Carla dated Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him.The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake," in order to satisfy him, from Laverne.Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Old Friends New Friend... Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My Old Friends New Friend"
The new Dr. Clock arrives with her spaced out personality and doesnt cease to call J.D. "Johnny." But J.D. is fine with it, because there is nothing that is going to bring down his last week of being a resident before he officially becomes a full fledged doctor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Cake Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Cake"
When Dan resurfaces, J.D. is shocked to learn his father has passed away. The reactions from his co-workers help J.D. a little, but the one person, Dr. Cox, who he wanted to be there for him is too busy with J.D.s patients.Meanwhile, Dan sits drunk in the bath tub the whole day and Turk finds out he has Type II Diabetes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Her Story Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "Her Story"
Elliot becomes unsure, if she wants Molly as her mentor, when she finds out that Molly doesnt have a perfect home life.J.D. is tested in leadership skills when Dr. Cox yells at him in front of his interns.Carla and Turk try to come to an agreement when Turk continuously wakes Carla up every night.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Office Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Office"
Dr. Clock tries to reconcile J.D. and Eliot, while waiting to see which one Dr. Cox will give the Chief Resident position to. Molly and Carla are experiencing some subtle conflict and Elliot and J.D. begin to come together after long boughts of conflict of their own.Meanwhile, Dr. Cox, Turk and the Janitor are forced to work together to help a patient.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Common Enemy Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "My Common Enemy"
When J.D. finds Dan with Elliot, Turk tells him to use the hurt brother excuse to get them to break up, just like Turk uses his diabetes to get stuff from Carla. But then J.D. realizes he wasnt hurt at all...Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso unite to try and torment their common enemy: Dr. Clock.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Big Move Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 22 - "My Big Move"
J.D. and Carla get the silent treatment from Turk, who cant seem to control his emotions, after learning about their kiss.Dr. Cox reluctantly seeks the help of Elliot, when an epileptic patient wont listen to him.The Janitor feels emasculated by his new uniform.Jordan trys Botox.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Faith in Humanity Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 23 - "My Faith in Humanity"
Turk wont open up at couples therapy.Elliot refuses Dr. Coxs romantic advice, when a very attractive man saunters into the hospital.J.D. learns a lesson in humanity from a dying old woman.The Janitor accidently lets a bunch of rats run around Sacred Heart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Ocardial Infarction Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "My Ocardial Infarction"
Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a capella sing-off between his "group" and Teds band.Turk starts taking his diabetes more serious, when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Lips Are Sealed Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 21 - "My Lips Are Sealed"
When Carla and J.D. go out to let Carla have some fun, they get drunk and end up accidentally kissing.Dr. Cox gets the hammer dropped by Jordan, when Jack has to get stitches under Perrys watch.Elliot has trouble with a male patient, who has taken enhancement pills.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Best Moment Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "My Best Moment"
When J.D. has to address a bunch of pre-med students about what its like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best moments as a doctor instead. When he challenges the rest of the staff to do so, they all remember their best memories in the medical field.Meanwhile, Elliot is forced to face her fear of children, when she must befriend a ten year old boy, whose father is being treated in the I.C.U.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Unicorn Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Unicorn"
J.D. takes matters into his own hands, when searching for a relative for his favorite patient.Meanwhile, Elliot is fed up with coworkers not taking her serious and discovers, that she can get her way by flaunting her femininity with some help from Carla and Jordan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Last Chance Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Last Chance"
When Molly takes a job at a different city, she and J.D. end up having a night of kissing, and he tries to rush to sleep with her before she leaves.Dr. Cox goes on ambulance duty with a maniac, who he eventually finds out is a woman who has lost her son to an accident.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Boss Free Haircut Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 20 - "My Boss Free Haircut"
Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him.J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Changing Ways Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 25 - "My Changing Ways"
With their residencies over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. J.D. moves out to live on his own, while Turk and Carla consider a family change, creating another rift in their long friendship.Jordan is hired to handle some paperwork for Kelso, which annoys Cox.Elliot has a job interview at a different hospital thanks to her boyfriend Jake.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Best Laid Plans Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 19 - "My Best Laid Plans"
J.D. ditches a seemingly uninterested Kylie for Dr. Molly Clock, who just returned from Milwaukee.Carla fumes over Turks frequent phone calls to an ex-girlfriend.The Janitor and Dr. Cox make a wager over Elliot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Life in Four Cameras Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 17 - "My Life in Four Cameras"
When J.D. meets a former writer from his all time favorite TV show "Cheers," he begins to picture his life at the hospital as a bland, multiple camera sitcom, where everything is perfect and wraps up nicely.Back in reality, Cox is relunctant to fire an amiable cafeteria worker, while Turk and Carla struggle to keep their promise of constant romantic affection afloat.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Roommates Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 18 - "My Roommates"
J.D. is thrown out of the apartment.Turk and Carla continue to struggle to keep the romance alive.Dr. Cox has reason to believe that the son of an old buddy is autistic.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My New Game Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My New Game"
Dr. Cox is having issues with Jordan, since Ted revealed that they are still technically married due to some filing problems.J.D. has problems of his own as he cant shake off the tag of Co-Chief Resident the Janitor assigned to him, while Elliot keeps the Chief Resident tag.Elsewhere, Turk begins to doubt his abilities after letting a patient die and isnt helped, when he finds out J.D. has no confidence in him either.Dr. Cox and Molly spar about her involvement in his patients.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Drive-By Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 24 - "My Drive-By"
Elliot is torn between moving too quickly and ruining her new relationship with Jake.Dr. Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego and Dr. Kelso and the Janitor fight over who gets to use the motorized cart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Hypocritical Oath Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 15 - "My Hypocritical Oath"
J.D. has a crush on a girl, who he met at a club, and hes torn about telling her, that her boyfriend has gonorrhea.Elliot decides to take a stand against Dr. Kelso with one of her patients. And Dr. Cox is blackmailed by the Janitor for a basketball games score, after he spoils the end of "The Sixth Sense."
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Dumb Luck Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Dumb Luck"
Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadnt been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again.Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed. Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Hard Labor Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Hard Labor"
Kim goes into labor, and J.D. struggles to decide if he should tell her what he really thinks of their relationship. Turk, desperate to do something not baby-related, races to beat a video game before Carla discovers him. And Dr. Cox searches for someone he trusts enough to give his daughter a shot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Number One Doctor Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Number One Doctor"
Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend. The doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he is elated when he is ranked #1.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Waste of Time Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "My Waste of Time"
Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient.Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelsos abandoned office for the brain trust.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Identity Crisis Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My Identity Crisis"
Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage. Meanwhile the Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames, because he doesnt know the peoples actual names. If J.D. cant name all of them, he must take up the mop for a day. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox realizes that he is lonely without his wife and children.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Inconvenient Truth Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My Inconvenient Truth"
J.Ds brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother. In the meantime, Elliot and Dr. Cox debate over the morals of their practice and the staff of Sacred Heart find the Janitors behavior rather odd after he watches "An Inconvenient Truth".
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Manhood Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Manhood"
When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong. J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Growing Pains Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "My Growing Pains"
The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Bad Too Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "My Bad Too"
J.D.s teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make when he wants to go to his high school graduation. Turk doesnt want Carla to find out that he secretly learned Spanish. And to address Dr. Kelsos weight gain, Dr. Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Princess Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Princess"
After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot.Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Own Worst Enemy Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My Own Worst Enemy"
In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesnt want to be with Keith, and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself.Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like who is in danger of being discharged.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our White Coats Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "Our White Coats"
Before receiving their white coats, the med students of Winston University must figure out why they want to be doctors, and Denise gets a little relationship help from Elliot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our First Day of School Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "Our First Day of School"
J.D., Turk, Cox, Kelso and intern Denise return to Sacred Heart to teach med school, while new med students Lucy, Drew, Cole and Maya are put through the ringer on their first day of school.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Histories Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "Our Histories"
While their wives are out of town, J.D. and Turk attend a med students party; Kelso says goodbye to Ted and Gooch.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Dear Leaders Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "Our Dear Leaders"
Lucy takes her new assignment as hell week "team leader" a bit too seriously, and Dr. Turk feels threatened when an internationally renowned surgeon pays a visit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our New Girl-Bro Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "Our New Girl-Bro"
While Turk struggles to find a replacement best friend, Elliott offers some sound advice and guidance to an over-worked and exhausted Lucy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our True Lies Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "Our True Lies"
A case of guilty conscience plagues the med school when a student cheats on an exam and Dr. Cox takes it out on the entire class. Meanwhile, Denise makes a startling admission of her own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Couples Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "Our Couples"
Lucy finds couplings, dysfunctional or not, throughout the hospital
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Stuff Gets Real Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "Our Stuff Gets Real"
The reality of having a baby begins to settle in for both J.D. and Elliot while Lucy struggles with the reality of operating on people.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Thanks Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "Our Thanks"
The med students of Winston University finally find something to be thankful for when Cole identifies his true calling in surgery, Drew finds the love of his life, and Lucy finds the inspiration to become a doctor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Mysteries Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "Our Mysteries"
J.D. still clamors for Dr. Turks approval as he approaches his final day of teaching at Sacred Heart, Lucy searches within herself for the courage to perform a basic medical procedure on a real human, and Denise and Drew make things official.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Drunk Friend Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "Our Drunk Friend"
Lucy learns a hard earned lesson about what it takes to be a doctor. Meanwhile J.D. and Turk spot a potential love connection between Denise and the new med student, Drew, as they play matchmakers with a little bit of help from Dr. Kelso.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Role Models Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "Our Role Models"
J.D. and Drew learn a tough lesson in mentoring when Dr. Cox and Lucy show them that sometimes the student is the teacher.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Our Driving Issue Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "Our Driving Issue"
When Cole and Kelso both get negative results back after a few routine tests, they learn the hard way to put their egos in check in order to rein in the support of their so-called friends.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Extra Mile Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 15 - "My Extra Mile"
J.D. urges Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemotherapy, after meeting a woman who loves his hair. Meanwhile,Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives, to better their chances of conceiving. Also, Elliot cant stop giving her new boyfriend Keith stupid gifts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Dj Vu, My Dj Vu Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 22 - "My Dj Vu, My Dj Vu"
J.D. feels that the same things happen over and over again at the hospital. Dr. Cox returns to work, but Elliot believes that he has lost his usual confidence. Elliot calls Dr. Cox on his behavior. Carla gets fed up with Turk, because he still can do a lot of stuff, but she cant since she is now pregnant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Own Personal Hell Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 14 - "My Own Personal Hell"
J.D. is sick of perfect intern Keith and hes not the only one. Elliots relationship with Keith is revealed, so the other interns think that he is getting special attention. In the meantime Dr. Cox boasts about being named "The Best Doctor in the City" by a local magazine, thus Dr. Kelso assigns him to the most difficult patient in the hospital to deflate his ego. Also, Turk and Carla continue to struggle in their quest for conception.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My New God Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "My New God"
Dr. Coxs religious sister Paige comes to visit for her nephews baptism. Turk is finding out, just how unsexy baby making can be. Elliot helps him realize that Carla finds the whole process to be romantic. Elswhere, J.D. and the Janitor start a buddy friendship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Transition Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 24 - "My Transition"
J.D. plans a date with Kim on their night off but Elliot keeps getting in their way. Meanwhile, Elliot throws a baby shower for Carla.Perry and Jordan hand over all of Jacks stuff to Carla. And someone announces a very surprising pregnancy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Day At The Races Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My Day At The Races"
While planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish, before he turned 30. He enters a triathlon to begin. Meanwhile, Elliot discovers a side of her boyfriend Jake, that freaks her out. And Turk is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient, who wants to be hypnotized during surgery in effort to be promoted.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Big Bird Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Big Bird"
J.D., Turk, Elliot and Carla are interrogated about the mysterious death of a patient.Dr. Kelso learns, that J.D. and Turk were away tracking down a patient, Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married and Carla was busy recruiting hospital personnel for a group lottery purchase.
Added on September 21, 2011
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His Story III Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 19 - "His Story III"
Turk and Carla turn J.D.s old bedroom into a nursery for the baby. The Janitor seizes an opportunity to shove J.D. out of the picture for a day. Elsewhere, Elliot uses her mother to learn information about Keiths peers and Turk & Dr. Cox accuse each other of not being hip.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Her Story II Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "Her Story II"
J.D. is annoyed, that Julie doesnt laugh, so Elliot encourages him, to tell her his feelings, and Turk tries to use psychology to fix the issue.Meanwhile, Carla is upset, when the Janitor refers to a new nurse as a "hot young Carla," which intensifies her growing concern, that she is too old to conceive.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Bright Idea Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 16 - "My Bright Idea"
Turk finds out, that Carla is pregnant, before she does, so J.D. convinces Turk to tell the entire hospital staff to surprise Carla with the news. But Carla wants to personally share her baby news with everybody, so Turk and J.D. have to quickly contain the hospital gossip. Meanwhile, when Elliot puts Dr. Cox into an embarrassing situation, he decides to get even with Elliot through Keith and Carla.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Jiggly Ball Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My Jiggly Ball"
J.D. is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awards dinner, so he wants to find out something good about him. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox each have a patient, whom they feel deserves the benefit of a new experimental treatment, but there is only one open slot. Elsewhere, Carla and Turk try to help Elliot get her old job at Sacred Heart back. And the Janitor taunts J.D. with the made up game of "Jiggly Ball."
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Half-Acre Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Half-Acre"
J.D. meets the klutzy Julie, and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice. Meanwhile, Carla tries to find Dr. Coxs soft side, when he refuses to kiss his son.Turk and the Janitor put together an air band to win a contest, but Kelso gives them a tremendous obstacle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Fallen Idol Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 21 - "My Fallen Idol"
Dr. Cox starts drinking, after his decisions result in the death of three of his patients. The staff tries to cover for him at the hospital, while everyone tries to convince him how inspiring he is for them.Turk starts his new rotation with orthopedic surgery, but isnt so fond of his attending doctors touchy-feely methods. Thus, J.D. and the Janitor attempt to help Turk find ways to bond with his new supervisor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Rite of Passage Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Rite of Passage"
J.D. wants to show Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso how to treat interns, but instead he finds out that they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear and respect.Everyone at the hospital is avoiding Jordan to get rid of her except for Turk. An aborted attempt to bond with her results in Jordan being conned by Sam, the drug addict. Elsewhere, Elliots fellowship goes sour and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My New Suit Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 18 - "My New Suit"
J.D.s brother Dan returns for a surprise visit and Elliot learns that J.D. has been telling Dan that she still likes him. A patient with weight-related problems needs an MRI, but hes too big for the machine. Carla and Turk freak out when they begin to discuss baby names. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso assigns Dr. Cox to assist Ted with malpractice claim paperwork after Dr. Cox insults Dr. Kelsos son.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Urologist Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 23 - "My Urologist"
J.D. challenges an urologists assessment on a consult for a patient in need of a risky surgical procedure. He also starts to fall for her. Meanwhile, Elliot considers breaking up with Keith, but Carla is showing extreme hormonal changes due to her pregnancy and tries to interfere. The Janitor and Dr. Kelso are having a little tiff of their own about fear.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Way Home Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "My Way Home"
In a "Wizard of Oz" homage, J.D. is trying to go home, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries, that she doesnt have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Elliot doesnt believe, that she has the brains to lead a question and answer session. Also, the Janitor is painting color coded lines throughout the hospital for easier navigation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Missed Perception Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Missed Perception"
J.D. mistakes an elderly womans happiness as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness.Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patients body pain and Carla tries to organize the annual group photo.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Buddys Booty Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Buddys Booty"
J.D. is still dealing with his recent breakup and trying not to kill intern Keith, who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse, a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it.Dr. Cox and the Janitor bond over drinks at the bar and Carla makes it her mission to make the hospitals gym female friendly. Meanwhile Turk suggests, that J.D. and Elliot find themselves booty calls.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Lunch Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 20 - "My Lunch"
J.D. asks Dr. Cox out for lunch, but runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy, who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility.Elliot and Carla discover, that Todd has been lying about all his hospital "conquests" and suspect that hes been less than truthful about other issues. Turk warns them not to meddle in his affairs.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Cabbage Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "My Cabbage"
Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things dont turn out as intended.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Five Stages Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "My Five Stages"
J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, who is declining in health. Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates, including Elliot and her booty call Keith. Elsewhere, Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, thus Ted finally has the upper hand with a potential lawsuit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Chopped Liver Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 17 - "My Chopped Liver"
When J.D. rearranges his schedule to allow himself more time to spend with Turk, Turk secretly resents hanging out with J.D. in that time because it interferes with his own "Turk Time."Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith, and Carla covers for Kelso at work, as he grieves for his dead dog.Later, a patient almost dies, after giving up part of his liver for his brother, and the hospital staff learns about making sacrifices for the people they really care about.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Interns Eyes Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My Interns Eyes"
Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns. Turk has doubts having children, then tries to prevent Carla from getting pregnant. Meanwhile Elliot struggles to find her way at County Hospital and doesnt want to seem like the helpless person she was before.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Last Day Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 24 - "My Last Day"
Its J.D.s last day as an intern, and soon he will become a resident. Carla and Turk are arguing about dating other people. Elliot finally rebels against being everyones doormat, and J.D. is just trying to stay out of peoples way.Jordan has returned to get a physical and a new patient, Mr. Bober, has been admitted, because he needs his gall bladder removed. He really needs the surgery, but doesnt have the insurance to pay for it. They enlist the help of Dr. Cox, Dr. Wen and Jordan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Way or the Highway Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 20 - "My Way or the Highway"
Turks competitiveness is starting to annoy J.D., especially when it crosses the line of personal jokes and comes to patients matters.Meanwhile, Dr. Cox finally has a taste of good coffee, but thanks to his feud with Dr. Kelso, the only nurse who was able to make it gets fired. Elliot meets a very attractive patient, whom she instantly identifies, but has a really hard time getting him to ask her out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Blind Date Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "My Blind Date"
A woman slips and falls on the wet floor of the hospital. Afraid that she might sue the hospital, Dr. Kelso asks J.D. to stand by her and be friendly, so she wont sue them. But J.D. is very busy with Dr. Coxs 24-hour marathon to keep his ICU patients alive.Elliot is desperate for some attention from Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk snaps at Carla when she steals fries from his plate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Old Lady Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My Old Lady"
The three interns are each assigned patients with various illnesses. Statistically speaking, one of the three is going to die. J.D.s patient is 86 year old Mrs. Tanner, who is in renal failure. 20 year old David Morrison is Turks hernia patient and Elliots patient Mrs. Guerrero only speaks Spanish and might have lupus.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Heavy Meddle Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 16 - "My Heavy Meddle"
When a rampaging Dr. Cox suddenly shows up at his door in a strange funk, J.D. sees a possibility of a breakthrough in their relationship - until he learns that Cox loses control in almost an annual rite. Meanwhile, Turk elects to partner with Elliot on a research project so that he can maneuver her back with his buddy J.D., and Carla struggles to fulfill a comatose patients final request - playing heavy metal music in his room.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Bed Banter & Beyond Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 15 - "My Bed Banter & Beyond"
After going to bed and spending an entire day having sex, J.D. and Elliot go to work trying to hide their new secret romance, but everybody already knows it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Bad Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Bad"
Dr. Cox is still facing the threat of suspension, and coincidentally, J.D. is assigned to a special patient: Jordan Sullivan, an important board member. She is very demanding and J.D. ends up sleeping with her after he confronts her. Only he didnt know that she is Dr. Coxs ex-wife, and now the only one who can save J.D.s mentor from being fired by the evil Dr. Kelso.Meanwhile, Elliot is assigned to take care of a shrink whose jaw has been wired shut, and for whom she ends up becoming a patient. Carlas mom makes a scandal after Turk spends the night at Carlas, and when she breaks her leg, Carla blames Turk for it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Best Friends Mistake Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My Best Friends Mistake"
J.D. begins to feel distant from Turk, when he leaves him abandoned every time that he tries to talk to him. Elliot fights with Kelso for calling her "sweetheart," and she seeks Dr. Coxs advice. J.D.s relationship with Elliot goes in a time race, when he has 48 hours to kiss her before he is put into her "Friend Zone."
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Nickname Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "My Nickname"
J.D. begins a new relationship with Carla. J.D. gains a new nickname - "Scooter" - and his relationship with Nurse Carla evolves as he begins to out-distance her medical knowledge, while Turk trembles, when he learns that his secret lunch spot was claimed years ago by the territorial Dr. Kelso.Elsewhere, Dr. Cox gives Elliot the evil eye when she wont discharge a troublesome patient.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Sacrificial Clam Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 21 - "My Sacrificial Clam"
J.D. fears being contaminated with Hepatitis B, after a needle accidentally sticks his forearm.Meanwhile, Elliot has a hard time combining her new relationship and keeping up with studies. Turk obsesses about getting in shape, after Carla makes a fat joke about him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Student Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 17 - "My Student"
J.D., Elliot and Turk are receiving their first medical students, and now they finally get a chance to see what it feels like to be on the other side. Turks student is a very attractive young woman, to whom Dr. Cox is immediately attracted. But he doesnt know his way around women and needs Turk to give him a little help. J.D. doesnt know how to handle his student and Elliots turns out to the be son of an important CEO.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Drug Buddy Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 14 - "My Drug Buddy"
Alex and Elliot argue over missing medication, and J.D. needs to choose sides.Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso gives Carla a ride to work and she sees a totally different side of him. Turk develops a conflict with Dr. Cox after he finds out that Dr. Cox has secret feelings for Carla.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Old Man Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 19 - "My Old Man"
An assortment of moms and dads descend on their offspring at home and in the workplace. J.D.s father is a gregarious yet lonely divorcee whos desperately trying to be just one of the guys. Elliots folks, on the other hand, are a snooty couple whose pompous behavior dismays their daughter. Similarly rattled is Turk, unnerved by the bonding of his girlfriend, Carla, and his brassy mother. But the most vexatious parent by far is the janitors dad.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Hero Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 23 - "My Hero"
Ben takes the news of his diagnosis pretty well - at least better than his sister Jordan and J.D. Remarkably, it is Dr. Cox who is the voice of reason and compassion, until his own fears get in the way.Meanwhile, Turk and Elliot have their own issues to deal with. Turk is upset because he wasnt chosen to assist on a difficult surgery and Elliot is criticized during rounds by Dr. Kelso for the 100th time.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Fifteen Minutes Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Fifteen Minutes"
J.D. and Turk become heroes after saving a cameramans life on TV, while heading to a strip club. But Turk quickly becomes the target of a new publicity campaign led by Dr. Kelso, exploiting the hospitals diversity.Meanwhile, J.D. worries about his evaluation. Elliot is going out with Carla, but in the last minute she blows her off and later Elliot runs into her in a bar.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Balancing Act Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "My Balancing Act"
J.D. is frustrated when his budding romance with an ex-patient wilts as their dates are constantly interrupted by emergency calls, while the beastly Dr. Kelso becomes less fearsome to the wide-eyed interns, when Dr. Cox informs them how to avoid the blowhards bite. In addition, a perplexed Carla and Turk deal with their first sexual intimacy complication.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My First Day Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My First Day"
John Dorian, "J.D." to friends, is a boyishly handsome, self-deprecatingly funny, likeable guy who would be confident if he only realized his assets. Four years of medical school have prepared J.D. for his first day as an intern at Sacred Heart Hospital - but he has his doubts. As J.D. is thrown into the chaotic world of hospital life, we not only get to see the quirky characters that he encounters, but also hear the humorous commentary of thoughts streaming through J.D.s head. By J.D.s side is his best friend since college, the handsome and confident Chris Turk. As a new surgical intern, Turk struts around with a gregarious and cocky demeanor that hides a terror that he only admits to J.D. Both guys initially have the hots for their attractive fellow intern, Elliot Reid, but J.D. quickly finds out her beauty is only surpassed by her hyper-competitive attitude. Guiding the interns education are those with more medical experience. Dr. Robert "Bob" Kelso, Chief of Medicine, wants the interns to think they can count on him. On the other side of the personality spectrum is Dr. Percival "Perry" Cox, a steamroller of a man short on patience. Watching over the interns with a caustically teasing but caring demeanor, is nurse Carla Espinosa, a woman who is motherly and sexy at the same time - which appeals mightily to Turk.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Own Personal Jesus Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Own Personal Jesus"
Its Christmas, and even though J.D. and the others dont really feel like celebrating, Turk makes a huge deal about it. But his faith and happiness are gone after a very busy night at the hospital.Dr. Cox has J.D. videotape the birth of the child of one of his friends.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Tuscaloosa Heart Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 18 - "My Tuscaloosa Heart"
J.D. has a patient whos rude to him and the nurses and eventually dies from cancer. J.D. feels awful for not giving him his full attention and worries maybe he could have saved the guy if he was nicer to him.Meanwhile, Elliot is convinced that Dr. Kelso is the one singing a song called "Tuscaloosa Heart" on a tape given to her by a patient who claims he went to college with Bob. And Dr. Cox finds himself trapped in a love square: Hes falling in love with Kristen Murphy, his intern, just as his ex-wife reappears demanding sex and theres also his crush on Carla.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Day Off Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Day Off"
J.D. gets to see the hospital through the eyes of a patient when hes admitted for appendicitis. Elliot examines him and he tells everyone how cold and rough she is, which drives her crazy. J.D. doesnt want Turk to operate on him, which hurts Turks feelings.Meanwhile, Dr. Cox is trying to show off to his mentor, Dr. Benson, the ex-chief of medicine, who is also a patient at the hospital. The only thing in his way is Dr. Kelso, who almost dismissed Dr. Benson prematurely.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Two Dads Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "My Two Dads"
J.D. points out what seems to be a technical mistake to Dr. Kelso, but it was really an attempt of Dr. Cox to save a woman without insurance using a dead guys insurance. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox show J.D. their different ways of looking at medicine. Meanwhile, the Janitor intimidates J.D., Elliot discovers the healing powers of her boobs and Turk gives Carla a pen he thought he took from the Lost and Found box.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Mentor Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Mentor"
J.D. tries to persuade a smoker patient to quit smoking in order to impress Dr. Cox, who is just feeling lonely in his opinion. Elliots attitude towards Carla annoys her, thus Turk is able to go on a date with Carla, when he convinces her to forgive Elliot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Super Ego Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "My Super Ego"
J.D. has finally earned the spot as brightest student, but hes got competition: Nick Murdoch, who seems to be nicer, friendlier and has a better butt than him. But even J.D. cant hate the guy, for he is so nice. But he is surprised when he finds Nick sitting in a corner crying because he cant take the pressure of medical internship.Meanwhile, Turk is having problems at the operation table and doesnt tell Carla, who keeps bothering Dr. Cox about it.And Dr. Cox gives Turk a very unique suggestion on how to calm down before surgery.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Occurrence Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 22 - "My Occurrence"
Jordans brother Ben is admitted at Sacred Heart for having an accident with a nail gun. J.D. learns that Ben has leukemia, but wont believe it, since there have been many mixups in the hospital lately, so he goes on a search for the real test results.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My No Good Reason (1) Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 14 - "My No Good Reason (1)"
Laverne and Dr. Cox engage in a philosophical debate. Carla finds a hot nanny for Isabella, and Turk struggles to find a way not to leer at her.Elliot smuggles a patients dog into the hospital to cheer her up and ends up in hot water with Dr. Kelso. A tragic twist awaits at the end, challenging everyone to decide if they think everything happens for a reason.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Perspective Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Perspective"
A Croatian Doctor comes to Sacred Heart, only to find out that he has to redo his Internship there.J.D. shows symptoms of Vasovagal Syncope, a condition that causes fainting and blackouts.Turk and Elliot argue over whose turn it is to take care of him, whilst Carla tries out her new excuse "I have a baby" and the Janitor takes a vacation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Night To Remember Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Night To Remember"
A memory loss patient is the peg for a look back on the last seasons of Scrubs, when the Sacred Heart crew looks back at their memorable moments.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Friend With Money Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "My Friend With Money"
Elliot begins enjoying luxuries since she has extra money with her new private practice gig. But eventually, J.D. becomes jealous of her and that forbids him the use of these privileges.Dr. Cox and the Janitor become roommates in one of the hospital suites, while Turk tries to convince Carla that she has postpartum depression and that she needs help.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Therapeutic Month Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "My Therapeutic Month"
J.D. develops a crush on a new physical therapist but due to his latest misfortunes, he finds it difficult to ask her out. Elliot asks Keith to move in with her, but is not willing to budge on her home rules. Turk breaks his arm and is sent back to residency by Dr. Kelso. Thanks to Dr. Cox, he realizes that he doesnt know as much about medicine as he thought.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Rabbit Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 21 - "My Rabbit"
Kim moves in with J.D. in order to raise their child together. J.D. learns from Turk and Dr. Cox that fatherhood changes the way of how to see things.Carla complains to Elliot about her being a control freak when they prepare the bachelorette party.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Best Friends Babys Baby... Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Best Friends Babys Baby and My Babys Baby"
J.D. and Kim start contemplating about their future and their babys future. Meanwhile, Turk rushes Carla to the hospital after she goes into labor. And Jordan accuses Dr. Cox of not being a more defensive father towards Jack.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Cold Shower Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 19 - "My Cold Shower"
J.D. tries to get together with Elliots sorority sister Melody, but she just wants to make out with him without going further. Meanwhile, Keith re-proposes to Elliot after she gets to make everything perfect, while everyone has fantasies about being married to Elliot. Elliot and Carla are having problems figuring out what is wrong with two elderly patients, who show the same symptoms but have no obvious connection.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Scrubs Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "My Scrubs"
J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelsos uninsured friend. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict isnt exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Their Story Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 17 - "Their Story"
The perspective shifts between Jordan, Ted, and Todd, as they go about their day.Jordan messes with Elliot and Keiths relationship and is disturbed when it doesnt give her any satisfaction. Ted tries to settle a pay dispute between the nurses and Dr. Kelso. Todd has found his calling in plastic surgery, but must convince Turk not to interfere with a sixteen-year-old girl getting breast implants.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Mirror Image Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My Mirror Image"
J.D. addresses the news that he is going to be a father and Dr. Cox is worried about how his anger is going to impact his offspring. Meanwhile, Carla and Turk prepare for the impending arrival of their new baby. Elliot feels left out because she is childless, while the Janitor wonders if he has wasted his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Words of Wisdom Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 16 - "My Words of Wisdom"
In the wake of Lavernes funeral, the Sacred Heart Staff decide to implement lessons from her life to their actions. Carla is upset that everyone seems to act as if nothing has changed. Dr. Cox tries to take twenty minutes for himself every day, but has great difficulty doing that. Meanwhile, the Janitor helps J.D. and Turk treat a deaf patient. And Elliot learns that Keith wants more from their relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Musical Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Musical"
A new patient at the hospital wakes up and sees everything happening around her as a musical.Carla cant decide whether or not to return to work and Elliot must find a way to tell J.D. he cant move into her new house with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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His Story IV Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "His Story IV"
The hospital is seen through the eyes of Dr. Kelso, who befriends an Iraq War veteran.The soldiers stay sparks a political debate among staff members.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Coffee Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My Coffee"
J.D. and Kim are surprised of how much they have in common. Recently giving birth, Carla doesnt want to return to work. Meanwhile, Elliot tries to persuade Dr. Turner, a surgeon with thirty years of experience, that medicine is the better option to work with and that surgery could kill him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Conventional Wisdom Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 20 - "My Conventional Wisdom"
J.D. and Turk go to a medical convention in Phoenix, Arizona, where they run into J.D.s ex-girlfriend Dr. Kim Briggs, who has a surprise for J.D. Meanwhile at Sacred Heart, the janitor pretends to be the chief of medicine and Dr. Cox starts to put doubts about the wedding into Elliots mind.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Road To Nowhere Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Road To Nowhere"
After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kims first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelsos new RV on a road trip. Meanwhile, Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordans ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My House Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My House"
Dr. Cox feels like the TV character House when he has to solve several mysteries, one of them being Elliots anger towards Dr. Kelso, while for some reason she is taking it out on Turk.J.D. tries to be a better boyfriend to Kim.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Point Of No Return Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 22 - "My Point Of No Return"
In the season finale, J.D. and Elliot start thinking about their future and if they both made a mistake in not being with each other. The Janitor activates the "Brain Trust" to come up with the perfect wedding gift for Elliot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Long Goodbye (2) Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 15 - "My Long Goodbye (2)"
Laverne is brain-dead, and her family decides to take her off life support. One by one, the staff say their goodbyes, except Carla, who stoutly refuses to accept whats happening. She consequently finds herself "haunted" by Laverne. Meanwhile, Jordan gives birth, but Dr. Cox doesnt want to tell anyone because he doesnt want his daughters birthday to always be associated with Lavernes death.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Fishbowl Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "My Fishbowl"
When Private Dancer is released from the hospital, the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to be reinstated into the service, so he gets depressed. The Sacred Heart staff try to cheer him up, while the Janitor is having a fish problem.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Turf War Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 18 - "My Turf War"
When Keith leaves town for a few days, J.D. expects that hell finally be able to spend some quality time with Elliot. But he doesnt anticipate Elliots old college friend dropping by. J.D. switches between hitting on her and competing with her for Elliots attention. Meanwhile, Turk and Dr. Cox volley a hypochondriac patient back and forth since theres nothing wrong with him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Nightingale Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 2 - "My Nightingale"
J.D., Elliot and Turk find themselves alone in the hospital night shift and face responsibilities without supervision for the first time. Luckily, they have Carla there to support and guide them through the night.Meanwhile, Dr. Cox doesnt know what to do, when he realizes that he has feelings for his ex-wife Jordan and is asked (forced actually) to introduce Dr. Kelso at a social event, where he will be receiving an award from the medical board.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Own Private Practice... Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 17 - "My Own Private Practice Guy"
A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky MD (Jay Mohr), who establishes a rapport with J.D.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Karma Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 16 - "My Karma"
J.D. and Turk think theyve got bad karma after hitting a car and causing an accident, while playing golf on the hospital roof. Dr. Cox bends over backwards to give Jordan as much comfort as possible on her labor day, and she confesses to J.D. that Dr. Cox is the real father. Elliot seeks advice from Carla on how to tell Paul that shes crazy, because theyre getting more intimate and she cant hide it anymore. But Carla is feeling too crazy herself with the upcoming wedding.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Dream Job Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 22 - "My Dream Job"
J.D. and Turks college buddy, Spence, drops by for a visit, and accidentally tells Dr. Cox a secret. Too much partying with successful Spence causes Turk and J.D. to show up late and drunk for work, which Dr. Kelso fully reprehends them for. Elliots feeling low since she cant measure up to Dr. Kelsos standards, and the Janitor starts another feud this time over paychecks with J.D.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Monster Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 10 - "My Monster"
Elliot still doesnt have a place to live. J.D. think hes lost his mojo when he cant even kiss the giftshop girl while they go out on a date. Turk and Carla are having romance problems, because she feels hes not being as generous to her as she is to him. And Dr. Cox freaks out when he lets Jordan move in to his place due to her pregnancy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Fruit Cups Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 8 - "My Fruit Cups"
When an expectant Jordan shows up unexpectedly, Cox is forced to choose between her and his new love, Julie.Meanwhile, J.D. and Turk take advantage of the hospitals supply closet for sleep, when they take on extra shifts at a free clinic to supplement their income. Carla encourages Elliot to stand up to her father, when he pressures her to pick a specialty more "suitable for a woman."
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Big Brother Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 6 - "My Big Brother"
J.D.s brother is in town. Turk is thrown out of a patients funeral for not knowing his name and feels even worse because earlier he made a bet with Dr. Cox over another patients life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My T.C.W. Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 18 - "My T.C.W."
J.D. flirts with the wife of a patient whos been in a coma for the past two years, whom they all call T.C.W. (Tasty Coma Wife). He feels guilty for doing that, even though she wants to go ahead with it. Meanwhile, he cant stand listening to any more relationship problems, as everybody dumps their issues on his ears: Elliot, sabotaging her relationship with Paul over beef jerky, Carla, finding out her engagement ring passed through a patients digestive system and Dr. Coxs unsucessful attempts to get some attention from Jordan, who can only think about her baby right now.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Sex Buddy Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 11 - "My Sex Buddy"
Renewed sex with J.D. calms Elliot, whos facing personal and professional dilemmas: Shes broke, and patients are bailing out on her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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His Story Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 15 - "His Story"
Elliot meets a nice guy at the bar, but freaks out when she finds out hes a male nurse at Sacred Heart. Turk keeps asking Carla to marry him, but she still wont give an answer. Dr. Cox feels the pressure he puts on himself everyday: His psychiatrist, his subordination to Dr. Kelso and his paternal feelings for J.D.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My New Old Friend Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 12 - "My New Old Friend"
Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso and J.D. from a hypochondriac, a surgical patient and Elliot, who wants more than just sex from J.D.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Kingdom Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 19 - "My Kingdom"
Turk takes J.D. up to surgery, and right from the start J.D. steps all over Turk when trying not to be the geek among the surgeons. Paul hears Elliot say "I love U2" while she was rearranging her CDs and thinks she said "I love you too." Dr. Cox decides to get even with Dr. Kelso by telling everyone hes dead, revealing what people really think of him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Big Mouth Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 4 - "My Big Mouth"
J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Drama Queen Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 21 - "My Drama Queen"
J.D. carries on with his romance with Jamie, but finds himself at a dead end after realizing shes a drama queen. Dr. Kelso makes Dr. Cox give a class on how to approach the patients nicely in order to prevent possible law suits. Carlas mother dies and she wants to get married.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Interpretation Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 20 - "My Interpretation"
Jamies (T.C.W.) husband died, and J.D. struggles with the ethical issues involved in starting a relationship with her. Dr. Cox babysits his son, whom Jordan still hasnt chosen a name for, and is disturbed that he feels nothing for the baby. Turk is haunted by erotic dreams about Elliot, which gets him into hot water with Carla.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Overkill Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 1 - "My Overkill"
Relationships between the staff of Sacred Heart Hospital have been shaken since Jordans revelations. Turk is sleeping on J.D.s bed, after Carla kicked him out of his own. Elliot is having a hard time facing J.D. every day at work. J.D. desperately tries to get Dr. Coxs attention back, unsuccessfully.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Brother, My Keeper Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 14 - "My Brother, My Keeper"
Turk is still waiting for Carla to answer his proposal and asks his brother to stay over a few days to help him deal with it. Dr. Townshend, an old friend of Dr. Kelso and one of the nicest doctors around befriends J.D.Elliot accidentally finds out the sex of Jordans baby, becoming the object of Dr. Coxs anxiety.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Philosophy Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 13 - "My Philosophy"
J.D. bonds with a patient, who is waiting for a heart transplant and discusses with her their idea of what death must be like. Elliot puts her foot down and demands a feminine locker room from Dr. Kelso. Turk decides its time to propose to Carla, but a kid swallows the engagement ring.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My First Step Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 7 - "My First Step"
All of the male doctors are euphoric due to the visit of Julie Keaton, the pharmaceutical sales rep, except for Dr. Cox, who still believes in treating patients for their best health, instead of trying to get some attention from the hot Ms. Keaton.Meanwhile, J.D. and Elliot argue over a risky decision regarding one of Elliots patients. Turk tries to talk Carla into entering a practitioner nurse course, so she wont be so underestimated by the doctors staff.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My New Coat Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 5 - "My New Coat"
Elliot sleeps with a handsome doctor she hardly knew and soon becomes the hospital tramp. Turk suffers from his back after operating with Dr. Amato, a very short surgeon. J.D. finds out that wearing a white coat doesnt make him a better doctor, but is upset by having Dr. Cox throw in his face that he made another mistake. And Dr. Kelso is just dying for an opportunity to lash out his anger on Dr. Cox.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Lucky Day Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 9 - "My Lucky Day"
Ever since her father cut her off financially, Elliots been feeling the weight of the world on her back. While having to find a new affordable place to live, she also has to face the threat of being sued by a patient whom she told he had only eight months to live. Carla and Jordan hit a sore spot when Carla gives her opinion on Jordan and Perrys relationship.Meanwhile, J.D. has a fight with Dr. Cox and the two dispute over who gets to give the better treatment to two patients with the same prognosis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Case Study Scrubs Scrubs
Episode 3 - "My Case Study"
When Dr. Kelso challenges the residents by offering a trip to a medical conference in Reno as a reward to the individual, who presents the most interesting case study, J.D. refuses to play along, earning him the respect of Dr. Cox.In the meantime, Turk misses his opportunity to ask for a new laser on the one day of the year, that Dr. Kelso grants favors, so he is forced to find another way to come up with the goods.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sherlock
Unaired Pilot Sherlock Sherlock
Episode 1 - "Unaired Pilot"
Sherlock was announced as a single 60-minute drama production at the Edinburgh International Television Festival in August 2008, to be broadcast in Autumn 2009, with the intention of producing a full series should the pilot be successful. The BBC decided not to transmit the pilot, as is common industry practice, but commissioned three 90-minute episodes. This is the 60 minute pilot
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Game Sherlock Sherlock
Episode 3 - "The Great Game"
A strange clue in an empty room, a blood-soaked car, a priceless Old Master, a deranged bomber. With the clock ticking, the curtain rises on a battle of wits between Sherlock, John and the shadowy stranger who seems to know all the answers...
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Study in Pink Sherlock Sherlock
Episode 1 - "A Study in Pink"
A war hero, invalided home from Afghanistan, meets a strange but charismatic genius who is looking for a flatmate; it is London, 2010, and Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes are meeting for the first time. A string of impossible suicides has Scotland Yard baffled - and only one man can help.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Blind Banker Sherlock Sherlock
Episode 2 - "The Blind Banker"
A mysterious cipher is being scrawled on the walls around London. The first person to see the cipher is dead within hours of reading it. Sherlock plunges into a world of codes and symbols, consulting with Londons best graffiti artists. He soon learns that the city is in the grip a gang of international smugglers, a secret society called the Black Lotus.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sex And The City
Frenemies Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 16 - "Frenemies"
Carrie gives a couple of seminars on meeting men to a packed audience of women, who ask some pointed questions that show her up badly. Samantha finds a new friend in Claire Anne, who turns out to be more than her equal. Charlotte succeeds in making herself more sexually attractive to Trey. At the funeral of a would-be boyfriend, Miranda agrees to a date with another man, despite Carries warnings to her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Drama Queens Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 7 - "Drama Queens"
Carrie is invited to meet Aidans family, but she feels overwhelmed and declines: she then spots Mr. Big and Natasha out together, and comes to realise that she has been behaving badly, and decides to meet Aidans family after all. Charlotte falls down in the street and meets Trey McDougall, a very eligible doctor, with whom she hits it off immediately. Samantha is seeing Mark, a doctor with access to a supply of Viagra, which she experiments with. Miranda gets used to the details of a life of domesticity with Steve.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hot Child in the City Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 15 - "Hot Child in the City"
Carrie meets a new man, Wade Adams, at a comic store, and falls in love with his fabulous apartment, but not with his mother. Samantha is hired as the publicist for the Bat Mitzvah of Jenny Brier, and finds that Jenny and her friends are as over-sexed at 13 as Samantha is at 34. Charlotte searches the internet for a solution to Treys sexual problem, and then demands that they see a sex therapist. Miranda is having to wear braces, which make her feel like a teenager, but she gives them up after a date fears hell get caught up in them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sex and Another City Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 14 - "Sex and Another City"
Carrie, Samantha & Miranda spend a second week in Los Angeles. Carrie & Samantha go to a movie screening party, but are refused entry at the door. Fortunately another guest, Keith Travers, gets them into the party, and Carrie spends the evening with him, ending up in bed at his fabulous home, until she discovers he isnt all he pretends to be. Miranda meets up with Lew, an old friend from New York, and finds hes mellowed since hes been living in LA. Charlotte despairs of her sexless marriage, and flies to LA to be with the others.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Where Theres Smoke Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 1 - "Where Theres Smoke"
The four friends take the ferry out to Staten Island to watch and judge the New York City Fire Departments Calendar Contest. Carrie meets a handsome local politician, Bill Kelley, but is reluctant about starting a relationship with him. Charlotte decides to get herself married by the end of the year, and has a date with Arthur. Samantha meets Ricky, a dream hunk, but their time together is ended prematurely when he has to leave to attend a fire. Miranda realizes that being rescued isnt necessarily a sign of weakness.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Running with Scissors Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 11 - "Running with Scissors"
Carries reignited affair with Mr. Big puts a increasing strain on her relationship with Aidan, and she meets Natasha again in the worst of circumstances: while letting herself out of the Bigs home. In the commotion, Natasha has an accident, so Carrie takes her to hospital. Charlotte becomes more and more preoccupied with preparations for her wedding, especially finding the perfect wedding dress; she also finds out about Carrie and Mr. Big, and is outraged. Samanthas new boyfriend, Tom Reymi, makes her have an AIDS test, which fortunately proves negative, before he will sleep with her. Miranda is attracted to a man wearing a sandwich costume.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Escape from New York Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 13 - "Escape from New York"
At short notice, Carrie, Samantha & Miranda go to Los Angeles, so Carrie can discuss options on making a movie based on her columns. Her agent Debbie sets up a meeting for her with Hollywood actor/producer Matthew McConaughey. Samantha meets an unusual sort of model at a party. Miranda takes a wild ride on a mechanical bull, determined to enjoy herself. Meanwhile, Charlotte has been on a sexless honeymoon in Bermuda, and tries to find out what Treys problem really is.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Are We Sluts? Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 6 - "Are We Sluts?"
Aidan is waiting until the time is right to sleep with Carrie, despite her best attempts at seduction, though they get there eventually. Charlottes new man, Alexander Lindley, is unpleasantly talkative in bed, which upsets her. Samantha and her late night visitors get the blame when someone in her apartment building is robbed at gunpoint, and she is forced to move. Miranda contracts an STD, and notifying her list of sexual contacts proves to be highly embarrassing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Attack of the 510 Woman Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 3 - "Attack of the 510 Woman"
Carrie spots Mr. Big and Natashas wedding announcement in the paper, and later bumps into her while shopping. Samantha treats the four friends to a day at a spa, where one of the male attendants is reputed to give more than just massages. Charlotte is inhibited about disrobing in the steam baths, but later manages to force herself to, and is pleasantly surprised. Miranda has a new, Ukrainian cleaning lady, Magda, who takes it on herself to clean up Mirandas life as well as her apartment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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No Ifs, Ands or Butts Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 5 - "No Ifs, Ands or Butts"
Carrie tries to quit smoking to improve her chances with her new boyfriend, Aidan Joff, a furniture designer. Charlotte has a new boyfriend, Brad, but he turns out to be an irredeemably lousy kisser. Samantha dates Chivon, an African-American, but his sister is no so open-minded. Miranda doesnt have the time to watch Steve practice basketball, even though theres the potential to win a million dollars: he is upset about this, and she realises she needs to put more effort into their relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 4 - "Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl..."
Carrie finds out that Sean, her new young boyfriend, has had relationships with both men and women, and tries not to let it faze her, but it does eventually. Charlotte takes part in a photo shoot by a famous photographer, Baird Johnson, whose latest technique is to photograph women dressed as men. Samantha stands up to Matt, her new male assistant, eventually firing him, and then having sex with him. Miranda begins to feel suffocated by Steves presence in her apartment, but when he leaves she feels lonely, and ends up inviting him to move in.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Easy Come, Easy Go Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 9 - "Easy Come, Easy Go"
After Mr. Big confesses to Carrie that his relationship with Natasha is not going well, they return to their old ways, resulting in a night of passion. Charlotte realises her greatest goal in life when she and Trey become engaged, though it was she who had to pop the question. Samantha has a difficult time with Adam, her latest boyfriend. Miranda and Steve are still sharing an apartment even though theyve broken up, and they find out that its not easy living with a former partner, particularly if they want to date someone else.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Politically Erect Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 2 - "Politically Erect"
Carrie eventually consummates her relationship with Bill Kelley, but is put out when he reveals a fantasy of his. Charlotte starts to put into action her plan of getting married by the end of the year, by throwing a used-boyfriend party. Samantha meets a bachelor, who although he is no match for her in height, is a match between the sheets. Miranda discusses with Steve whether their relationship should become deeper.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Big Time Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 8 - "The Big Time"
Carrie keeps bumping into Mr. Big, causing her to wonder whats going on, which she finds out when he confesses he cant stop thinking about her. Charlotte starts to think that Trey might indeed be her Mr. Right. Samantha fears she is becoming menopausal, but when sleeping with Len, an older man from her new apartment building, discovers shes not. Miranda is starting to get fed up with living with Steve, and the last straw comes when he tries to persuade her its time to start thinking about a baby: they break up.
Added on September 21, 2011
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What Goes Around Comes Around... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 17 - "What Goes Around Comes Around"
Carrie is snubbed by Natasha at a restaurant, and is then mugged. Samantha drags Carrie to a party, only to find out its a dorm party; Samantha makes out with one of the college lads, who happens to share the same name with her, but he becomes obsessed with her. Charlotte, tiring of the lack of sex with Trey, has a couple of encounters with a gardener, which leads to their separation. Miranda has a date with the police detective investigating Carries mugging, but nervous that she isnt good-looking enough, gets too drunk.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All or Nothing Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 10 - "All or Nothing"
At last Aidan says that he loves Carrie, which makes her feel even more guilty about her renewed relationship with Mr. Big. Things go well with Charlottes engagement to Trey, until he proposes a prenuptial agreement that upsets her. When shes feeling down with the flu, Samantha panics that shes going to end up alone, as no-one is prepared to look after her. Miranda finds that phone sex (with her new boyfriend George) can be as fulfilling, but also as painful, as more usual relationships.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cock a Doodle Do! Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 18 - "Cock a Doodle Do!"
Mr. Big phones Carrie and invites her to lunch, which she accepts against Mirandas advice. Samanthas sleep is being disturbed by the noise made by some transsexual prostitutes, and she ends up inviting them in for a rooftop party with the other three friends. Charlotte receives an early-morning visit from Trey, whos finally ready for her. Miranda is feeling that her life is in a rut, and runs into Steve on a couple of occasions.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dont Ask, Dont Tell Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 12 - "Dont Ask, Dont Tell"
Carrie is in a continued quandary as to whether to tell Aidan about her renewed relationship with Mr. Big. At the last moment, Charlotte starts to have doubts about marrying Trey. Samantha has a relationship with one of the wedding party. Miranda pretends to be an air stewardess to get a date.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ring a Ding Ding Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 16 - "Ring a Ding Ding"
Aidan moves out and leaves Carrie the option of either buying back her apartment for what he paid for it or selling it off but she doesnt have enough money for a loan so she goes to see Mr. Big who writes her a check but she finally decides that she wants to do it on her own so she tears up the check. Charlotte ends up giving her her wedding ring so that Carrie can use it as collateral to get her loan.Samantha discovers that Richard isnt the one thats shopping for all the presents that he buys her and that he isnt even signing the cards but his assistant is the one who does it so she gets his assistant to sign the most recent card "Love Richard" to trick him into saying I love you. Miranda and Steve discuss custody of their soon to be child.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sex and the Country Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 9 - "Sex and the Country"
Carrie goes to Aidans cottage with him and is bored, and scared of a squirrel, so she returns to the city where she has dinner with Mr. Big and he tells her that hes dating a movie star. She decides to give it another shot and returns to the country this time with Samantha. Samantha is bored until she sees Farmer Luke and she decides to ask if she can borrow some milk and they end up sleeping together. Miranda finds out that Steve has testicular so she tries to comfort him but it ends up pissing him off because he thinks shes pitying him. Charlotte and Trey go to Treys mothers where they keep trying to have a baby.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Whats Sex Got to Do with... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 4 - "Whats Sex Got to Do with It?"
Everyone is having sex except Miranda. Shes on a sex strike because shes tired of going on bad dates so she substitutes sex with chocolate. She finally ends her strike and masturbates. Carrie is having mind blowing sex with Ray, the jazz club owner, in hopes of forming a relationship. Charlotte is having great sex with Trey but is angry with him for not asking him to move in with him. He later comes to see her and not only does he ask her to move in with her but he also asks her to re-marry him, she accepts. Samantha decides to give relationships a try because she really likes Maria. She tells Carrie, Charlotte and Miranda that shes in a lesbian relationship and they support her when she tells them that she wants to have sex when it feels right. It apparently feels right rather quickly because the following day shes telling them about how great sex with another woman is.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Agony and the Ex-tacy... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 1 - "The Agony and the Ex-tacy"
When Carrie turns 35, all the girls reflect on how it feels like being in their thirties and still single. Samantha is doing just what she likes best: men her latest attempt is a monk, and despite her unsuccessful attempts to drive him to sin she still manages to have some sex with him, even if its only in her mind. Charlotte still believes in soulmates. Unfortunately she realizes Trey isnt hers after he ejaculates on her leg ("my soulmate wouldnt do this to me", she whines). Miranda, at first marveled with the greatness of marriage realizes that you dont have to be married to be happy, while Carrie freaks when no one shows up at her dinner party and she goes home feeling depressed and abandoned. Fortunately, Big shows up with a bottle of champagne. And even though he might not be her soulmate, its good enough for her. After all, not everything is perfect. Not even your 35th birthday.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 11 - "Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda"
While Charlotte is frustrated that shes cant get pregnant despite her efforts with Trey, Miranda has the exact opposite problem: her lazy ovary combined with Steves lonely ball somehow managed to get her pregnant in what Samantha called "a mercy fuck" ("he only had one ball", Miranda justifies). Although shes decided to have an abortion, she isnt sure about whether or not to tell Steve. Carrie thinks she should, despite never having told a waiter from The Saloon that she got an abortion herself after a drunk one night stand over a decade ago. In the waiting room of the abortion clinic, Miranda reconsiders her position as she wonder when shell ever find time and chances to get pregnant again; so she decides to keep it. Meanwhile, Charlotte discovers her uterus is attacking Treys sperm and considers in vitro fertilization; Carrie comes clean with Aidan about her past after meeting the waiter that knocked her up and Samantha has a hard time being the rep for Lucy Liu and finding a
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Real Me Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 2 - "The Real Me"
Carrie is asked to be a model on a fashion show mixing real models and real people. At first reluctant to believe she was chosen to be a model, Carrie is quickly swept off her feet with the glamour of the fashion business. But as everything that comes fast goes fast her dream turns into a nightmare when moments before the show her dress is changed to a jewelry panty. With a huge hair, heavy makeover and high heels, Carrie finally feels like a supermodel and enters the stage strong and confident, only to fall from the top of her shoes. Nevertheless, she gets up and goes on with the show, after all shes a real person and when real people fall they get back on their feet and move on. Meanwhile, Charlotte is embarrassed to change gynecologists when she develops a rash on her vagina, and even more embarrassed when the doctor prescribes anti-depressives for her vagina. But the real solution for Charlottes depressed vagina is more attention, and so Charlotte finally meets her female part wi
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Motherboard, My Self Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 8 - "My Motherboard, My Self"
Carrie freaks out when her computer crashes because her whole life was on the computer. Everybody starts telling her that she should have backed up her work. Aidan buys her a new computer and a zip drive and she gets angry at him for invading her space. He gets angry at her for not letting him be a part of her life more and he gives her back her key. Mirandas mother dies. Samantha buys a guide on the street featuring 1001 sexual positions and tries them with her wrestling coach boyfriend. For some reason she cant get off and fears that she lost the ability to have an orgasm so she masturbates all day to try and get it back. Carrie, Samantha and Charlotte go to Mirandas mothers funeral to give Miranda their support and Carrie is surprised to see Aidan there.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Change of a Dress Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 15 - "Change of a Dress"
When asked when she was getting married, Carrie reflects on the purpose and meaning of getting married. Miranda, after faking an ultrasound she doesnt get it why she has to cheer with everyone the fact that shes having a boy takes Carrie to try on ugly wedding dresses in a weird shock therapy to exorcise her fears away. But Carrie has a freak allergic reaction to the dress, which makes her feel negative about the whole thing. She asks Aidan for some time, but he wont give it to her. She realizes he still doesnt trust her and despite their mutual love, the wedding is just something to give him confidence on her. He moves out the next day. Meanwhile, Charlotte freaks out on tap dancing class and Samantha has her first monogamy attack something she never thought she could after finding out Richard is sleeping around.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Time and Punishment Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 7 - "Time and Punishment"
Things between Carrie and Aidan which had been going great get weird after Aidan overhears Big on Carries answering machine. While he seems more distant and cold, Carrie goes out of her way to please him. Finally, when Aidan and a waitress get too friendly, Carrie confronts him if hes out to get even with her. He asks her not to see Big again, but she cant. Aidan will just have to accept it. Meanwhile, Samantha goes to bed with a guy who stole her cab and ends up shaving his pubic hair after he tells her to get waxed. And Charlotte faces lack of support from her friends when she decides to quite her job and become a full time wife and mother and maybe cure Aids in the meantime. All the arguments she has with Miranda cause her to have a neck thrown out, and if that wasnt painful enough try having Aidan picking you up from the bathroom floor when youre naked.
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Ghost Town Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 5 - "Ghost Town"
Miranda is invited to the opening of Steves bar, but is afraid to go because he seems to be getting on with his life while shes been living the same life she did except shes still single now. She asks Carrie to join her, but Carrie is reluctant once sees that Aidan is Steves partner. However, after mature thinking, Carrie decides that if Aidan can be a bigger person and invite her, she can be even bigger and buys him a plant. When she enters the bar Steve tells her Aidan didnt invite her; he did. Shocked, Carrie flees the scene before she runs into the ghost of Aidan. Meanwhile, Charlotte is faced with a ghost of her own when Bunny insists they buy her preferable mattress. Suddenly Charlotte realizes that their apartment is more Bunny than her and decides to take a stand in the name of her marriage. Samantha is bored with all the talking and soaking of her lesbian relationship, and Maria buys her a strap-on to make up for Sams dick abstinence. Unfortunately she never knew how har
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A Vogue Idea Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 17 - "A Vogue Idea"
Carrie has a one-time, big-shot free-lancing opportunity at Vogue. She puts her heart and soul into a shoe article, which unfortunately isnt very well accepted by the female editor. After a lot of bonding with the male editor, Julian, Carrie finds herself completely swept off her feet with all the glamour of Vogue. When she is given the opportunity of her dreams pick anything on the Vogue closet she decides that no pair of shoes can replace her dignity as she is surprised by a pant-less Julian. Meanwhile, Samantha decides to give Richard a threesome for his birthday, and learns that one twenty year old bimbo doesnt get anywhere near her twenty year old experience. And Charlotte freaks out while hosting Miranda a baby shower after sees a present that brings her back to her past.
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Belles of the Balls Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 10 - "Belles of the Balls"
Carrie goes to the country with Aidan and ends up accidently inviting Mr. Big when Willow breaks up with him. He calls Carrie and tells her that Willow dumped him and she says that she wishes that he could come over but its too far but hes willing to take the long drive to see her. She gives him the directions and then tells Aidan who isnt pleased to hear that Mr. Big is coming over. He says that its like a super hero thing and Mr. Big is Batman while hes the Green Hornet. Mr. Big gets drunk and Carrie wont let him drive so Aidan lets him sleep on the couch. The following morning Mr. Big tries to apologize to Aidan but Aidan starts a fight with him and Carrie steps in to stop them. It turns out that they really get along. Charlotte sends Trey to have his sperm tested but he cant do it in a cup. She comes in to see how things are going and they end up having sex in the little room. Miranda goes with Steve to see a specialist about getting a prostetic testicle but Miranda tell
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Good Fight Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 13 - "The Good Fight"
Maybe having Aidan move in wasnt such a good idea, as Carrie feels her apartment overcrowded with stuff that isnt hers and noise that disturbs her alone time. Things only get worse once Carries old neighbor tells her shes not moving out until the end of the month, postponing Aidans plans of breaking the walls. After a big fight, Carrie and Aidan spend three days without talking to each other, until she breaks and apologizes first. Turns out theres a lot more about moving in than just throwing out some one-time-worn clothes in order to make room for your future husbands stuff. Meanwhile, Samantha freaks out because she is actually falling in love with her perfect-dicked boss; Charlotte is extremely offended when Trey gives her a cardboard baby and Miranda wonders if having sex is going to hurt the baby.
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I Heart NY Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 18 - "I Heart NY"
Carrie accidentally finds out that Big is planning on moving away from NY and wonders if she should have goodbye sex with him. She tries to have a romantic evening with him, but Miranda goes into labor and Carrie has to ditch Big to join her friend at the hospital. Miranda still doesnt feel maternal at all she doesnt want to be motivated to push and she gets annoyed every time Steve cries about the baby. Meanwhile, Charlotte sees her ex husband and his mother at the museum and decides its time to date again, but her date freaks out with her apartment. Samantha wears a wig to catch Richard cheating on her with another woman.
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Baby, Talk Is Cheap Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 6 - "Baby, Talk Is Cheap"
Carrie sends Aidan an email saying that she misses him and when he doesnt respond she decides to give him a call. They go out with Miranda and Steve and Carrie senses that Aidan wants a relationship too even though he tells her that he doesnt want a relationship. She pursues him anyways and they have sex. He later shows up again and they go walking the dog. Samantha attracted a man by using fake nipples but discovers that hes a big baby when she tells him to stop using baby talk during sex. Miranda meets a man who she dubs Marathon Man because hes training for a marathon. They have sex several and shes shocked when he performs analingus on her. She wonders if she has to reciprocate so she confers with Charlotte, Carrie and Samantha and they all tell that theyve never done except for Charlotte who seems to find it acceptable because shes married. Charlotte and Trey try to have a baby but after having dinner with married friends and their children they decide to stop trying
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Defining Moments Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 3 - "Defining Moments"
Carrie and Big finally seem to be getting along fine, despite the girlss pressure for her to define what kind of relationship she has established with him. Carrie doesnt know it herself, but it clearly shows as not being a regular friendship when she flirts with a jazz player. Big shows up on their date and acts jealous about Carrie, and she has to set some boundaries. Meanwhile, Miranda lowers her boundaries too when she decides to let her boyfriend pee with the bathroom door open, but changes her mind after he decides to do everything else with the door opened. Charlotte sets her boundaries on Trey, who wanted to have sex on virtually every room they stepped into, and Samantha lowers her boundaries on relationships when she decides to take on a lesbian relationship with a Brazilian artist.
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All That Glitters Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 14 - "All That Glitters"
The girls all go dancing at a gay club and Carrie meets a gay guy and they start hanging out but she soon discovers that she has to fight for his attention whenever they go out. Miranda runs into a co-worker who she didnt know was so she tells him that shes pregnant and he lets it spill at work so she accidently lets it out that hes gay. Samantha takes a hit of extasy and tells Richard that she loves him. Charlotte and Treys home is featured in "Home and Gardens" but they grow farther apart and he moves out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Just Say Yes Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 12 - "Just Say Yes"
Upset with the idea of having to move out because her building is going co-op, Carrie faces an even bigger problem: Aidan suggested that they moved in together after he bought both Carries and the next door apartment to make one big place for them. Its a big step that needs some thinking time, which is not helped when Carrie accidentally discovers an engagement ring among Aidans stuff. This makes her question if Aidan is really "the one" and if she is ready for it. But then again, are we ever ready? An unexpected bump into Big doesnt really help her, specially when the ring she saw has nothing to do with her nevermind that it was Miranda who helped him pick it out. Finally, when shes not expecting, Aidan knees and pops the question. The right timing, the right place and most important, the right ring make Carrie say yes. Meanwhile, Miranda faces a proposal too, after she tells Steve shes pregnant with his child. But different from Carrie, Miranda is definitely not ready for
Added on September 21, 2011
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Plus One is the Loneliest... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 5 - "Plus One is the Loneliest Number"
Carries single status speaks volumes at her book-release party; Miranda approaches the dating scene as a single mother; Charlotte has an unexpected visitor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Critical Condition Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 6 - "Critical Condition"
Carrie prepares for her books review and obsesses after running into a woman Aidan dated after their breakup. Charlotte and Bunny battle over the MacDougal apartment. Miranda is at her wits end with Brady, and Samantha learns to be supportive.
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Cover Girl Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 4 - "Cover Girl"
Carrie wrestles with ideas for her books cover; Samantha wonders if shes outgrown her lifestyle; Charlotte secretly turns to self-help books for advice.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Love a Charade Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 8 - "I Love a Charade"
On a night out at a Manhattan club, Carrie is amazed to learn that her old friend Bobby Fine, a flamboyant singer, is finally getting married - and that his intended is a woman. While the initial shock never quite wears off, it does give Carrie and her friends the chance to visit the Hamptons. Once there, Samantha takes over Richards mansion and throws a party; Charlottes new boyfriend makes his society debut; and Carrie runs into writer Jack Berger.
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Unoriginal Sin Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 2 - "Unoriginal Sin"
Samantha announces that shes back with Richard, who buys her an outrageously big diamond ring as a proof of his sorrow and commitment. Still, Samantha has doubts about his regeneration and cant seem to get over the image of him being intimate with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie avoids her editor by all means thinking shes going to get fired, but turns out he just wanted to tell her shes been offered a book deal. Hesitant, Carrie is asked to write an introduction and answer the question: "is there hope for single women?". To help her figure out the answer, Charlotte takes her to a positivism course, where she learns that although seemingly a positivist, Charlotte is a big negativist. More than that, shes got a broken heart. And Miranda has to handle a request she cant deny: Steve asks Brady to be baptized. He even brings in his mother for the ceremony, and Miranda asks Carrie to be the babys godmother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Luck be an Old Lady Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 3 - "Luck be an Old Lady"
Its Charlottes 36th Birthday but she doesnt really want to celebrate. Carrie, however, celebrates the "faux" birthday, by accompanying Miranda and Charlotte to join Samantha on her latest private jet trip with Richard to Atlantic City.Miranda wants to catch up on her sleep and read The New Yorker, and Samantha is busy keeping an eye on Richards every move. Meanwhile, Charlotte is increasingly fearful that shes become an old maid. To combat this rather frightning thought, she stuns the girls with her new racy, red lipstick look - a result of an Atlantic City style makeover.Carrie realizes people go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot, but wonders: If we know the house always wins, why gamble?Samanthas suspicions become unbearable as she watches the busty casino ladies show off their assets to Richard - She tells Richard that she loves him but she loves herself more. She leaves behind the mega diamond ring and the pearl thong he just gave her and walks out the door.Sitting on the boardwalk and watching a happy couple taking in the sunset, Carrie realizes that shes hiding in her friends and that perhaps there are things worth gambling on.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Anchors Away Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 1 - "Anchors Away"
Its Fleet Week in New York City and Carrie, Samantha and Charlotte are only just beginning to adjust to Mirandas new life with baby Brady. Samantha is finding it particularly hard to adjust to "cleaning up her act" in front of baby Brady, especially because shes still furious over Richard Wrights infidelity. Charlotte, now over Trey, is ready to find her next great love, whereas Carrie wonders if shes all out of great loves, now that Big and Aidan are gone.Carrie turns to Manhattan for romance and discovers that the only company that she can find is a fellow single woman...one who likes to mix her prescription drugs with her ice cream! She jumps at the opportunity when a sailor invites her to the Fleet Week party. At the end of the night though, she realises that until she can let go of her past two relationships, she cannot date anymore and goes home alone...Meanwhile, Samantha is on a mission to get back at Richard. First she throws a Martini in his face and then puts posters all around his neighbourhood calling him a "cheater" and "liar"!Charlotte also flirts with an officer who isnt quite a gentleman.Richard, unfazed by Samanthas poster campaign, persists in apologizing to her and declaring his love for her.Meanwhile, Miranda works on the art of breastfeeding!
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Big Journey Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 7 - "The Big Journey"
Carrie reunites with Big (Chris Noth) when she travels to the West Coast in the seventh of eight new episodes airing this summer. At the end of last season, Big moved to California, and Carries final rendezvous with her on-again, off-again beau was canceled when Miranda went into labor. On tonights episode, Carries book tour takes her to San Francisco, which isnt far from Bigs new digs in Napa Valley. When they meet, Carrie is surprised at how much her former lover has changed. Joining Carrie on the press junket is her man-hungry publicist Samantha, who, surprisingly, has grown disillusioned with New York men.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Power of Female Sex Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 5 - "The Power of Female Sex"
"Wheres the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?" - CarrieCarrie goes on a date with a gorgeous French architect who shows his thanks with a thousand dollars; a famous painter uses Charlotte as one of his models; Skipper becomes sexually obsessed with Miranda.
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Sex And The City Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 1 - "Sex And The City"
"Its like the riddle of the Sphinx... Why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?" - CarrieAt a birthday party for thirtysomething Miranda, Carrie and her friends vow to stop worrying about findng the perfect male and start having sex like men. Carrie experiments with an old flame and meets Mr. Big; Miranda warms up to Skipper; Samantha has a one night stand with a man Charlotte wouldnt sleep with on the first date.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Threes a Crowd Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 8 - "Threes a Crowd"
Charlotte is dating Jack, who wants a threesome, but she is unsure. Carrie discovers that Mr. Big has an ex-wife, and feels threatened. Samantha is seeing a married man; when his wife finds out, she proposes a threesome to keep their marriage together. Miranda feels unattractive and looks for affirmation that she isnt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bay of Married Pigs Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 3 - "Bay of Married Pigs"
Carrie is invited to a couples house in the Hamptons only to be flashed by the husband; Mirandas law firm thinks shes a lesbian; Samantha gets to know her doorman better; Charlotte dumps and eligible guy with the wrong china pattern.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Baby Shower Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 10 - "The Baby Shower"
The four friends are invited to a baby shower out in Connecticut, and they each react differently. Carrie is late, and wonders how she would be as a mother. Samantha throws an I dont have a baby shower party.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Monogamists Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 7 - "The Monogamists"
Carrie is spending all her time with Mr. Big, and then finds hes not being exclusive, which she cant handle. Miranda has broken up with Skipper, but when she sees him out with another woman, she tries to get back together, on a non-exclusive basis, which he cant handle. Samantha goes apartment hunting, supposedly with a realtor on an exclusive basis, but actually continues to use others.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Valley of the Twenty-Something... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 4 - "Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys"
"There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless." - MirandaCarrie discovers the limitations of going out with a twentysomething hunk. Charlottes boyfriend has a sexual favor to ask; Samantha comes to the sobering realization that shell always be older than her boy toy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Secret Sex Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 6 - "Secret Sex"
"A guy can just as easily dump you if you f*ck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth." - SamanthaHow many of us out there are having sex with people we are ashamed to introduce to our friends? Carrie thinks Mr. Big is keeping her a secret, while Miranda discovers a secret about her new boyfriend. Samantha has never been discreet with anyone shes ever slept with, and Charlotte divulges her past love affair with one of Gods chosen people.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Turtle and the Hare Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 9 - "The Turtle and the Hare"
Mr. Big tells Carrie hes never going to marry again, which unsettles her. Miranda introduces the friends to the Rabbit, a mechanical aid, and Charlotte becomes addicted. Stanford Blatch proposes to Carrie as a cover, so he can inherit his part of the family fortune.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Drought Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 11 - "The Drought"
Carries relationship with Mr. Big is moving into a more mundane, less physical stage, and shes worried whether its due to her inadvertant flatulent indiscretion. Charlotte is dating a former lover of Carries, and finds that hes not interested in sex anymore. Samantha discovers that not having sex can be erotic. Miranda hasnt had sex for months.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Models and Mortals Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 2 - "Models and Mortals"
"Suddenly, I felt like I was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel." - CarrieMiranda makes the mistake of going out with a "modelizer" (someone whos obsessed with models); Samantha chooses to go out with a modelizer and has her sexual encounter videotaped; Carrie experiments with Derek the Model and flirts with Mr. Big.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Oh Come, All Ye Faithful Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 12 - "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful"
Mirandas lover always showers afterwards, as hes a Catholic. Carrie discovers Mr. Big takes his mother to church on Sundays. Samantha falls in love with a perfect man, but he doesnt measure up to her requirements. Charlotte consults a series of soothsayers about whether she will ever get married. Carrie breaks up with Mr. Big.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Womans Right to Shoes Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 9 - "A Womans Right to Shoes"
Carrie and Stanford attend a baby shower thrown by their friends Kyra and Chuck. Upon arriving, they discover that Kyras house rules include the removal of all footwear, regardless if doing so will destroy a carefully crafted outfit. The evening is pleasant enough, but when Carrie plans to leave the party, she discovers that her brand new Manolos have been stolen. Later, Kyra offers to pay for the missing shoes, but balks when she discovers that they cost $485. Carrie winds up leaving the apartment with no compensation, and a sense of shoe-induced shame. She wonders if she has somehow made a mistake by choosing the lifestyle that she did, rather than the more traditional one chosen by Kyra.Miranda finds herself with three separate problems: an open apartment in her building, Brady suffering from the chickenpox and her own growing need for male companionship. Luckily, one person solves all three problems, as Dr. Robert Leeds takes the vacancy and helps Miranda care for her sick child.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Domino Effect Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 11 - "The Domino Effect"
Big visits New York for what could be the moneyed mystery mans last chance with Carrie. In the meantime, Miranda pursues a relationship with Dr. Robert; Charlotte visits a Chinese fertility doctor; and freewheeling Samantha balks at holding hands.
Added on September 21, 2011
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To Market, To Market Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 1 - "To Market, To Market"
Carrie believes her "stock" has gone up thanks to her hot date with new flame Jack Berger. Meanwhile, Miranda faces her true feelings about Steve, Charlotte is dismayed by Harrys refusal to marry a non-Jew, and Samantha bemoans the gentrification of her area until a new stockbroker neighbor begins eliciting moans of another tenor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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An American Girl in Paris... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 20 - "An American Girl in Paris: Part Deux"
After Petrovsky leaves Carrie behind for a second time in Paris, she begins to wonder if shes doomed to follow in Juliets footsteps. Back in New York, Samanthas chemo treatments are killing her sex drive, and she tries to push Smith away in an attempt to cope with it. Hoping to adopt a baby, Charlotte and Harry host an expectant couple from North Carolina, with the intent of acquiring their unborn child.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Ick Factor Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 14 - "The Ick Factor"
The relationship between Carrie and Petrovsky continues to develop, but one thing continues to nag at Carrie. Petrovsky is given to grand gestures of affection (including poetry reading and the composition of original love songs), and thats a bit too much for this slightly cynical New York girl. When Petrovsky takes Carrie to a premiere at the Met, she literally swoons. To balance things out, the artist takes her to McDonalds, where the pair become the most elegantly dressed duo in the establishments history.Steve and Miranda decide to finally tie the knot, but vow not to have an elaborate wedding. Keeping things low-key isnt as easy as it sounds, but they eventually manage to work things out, finding a perfect community garden in which to hold their ceremony.Not to be left behind in the romance department, Harry takes Charlotte to an upscale French restauarant. The meal is wonderful, but later that night, the newlyweds both come down with acute food poisoning. The romantic eveni
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lights, Camera, Relationship... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 5 - "Lights, Camera, Relationship!"
Carries relative success brings out the worst in Berger; Samantha turns on her hype machine to help Jerry; Miranda and Steve spend a surprise evening together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Out of the Frying Pan Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 16 - "Out of the Frying Pan"
Aleksandr prefers strong coffee and stronger realities. In the meantime, Charlotte runs to escape the pain of not having a child and bumps into a small bundle of joy; Miranda puts her own desires aside and emphasizes Steves; and Samantha audaciously gets a new hairstyle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Catch Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 8 - "The Catch"
An assignment sends Carrie to explore the newest pastime for singles in New York... swinging through the air on the flying trapeze. Try as she might, Carrie just cant allow herself to let go of the bar and allow her instructor to catch her. While relating this situation to the girls, Harry appears and introduces Carrie to his best man for the upcoming nuptials. After much coaxing, Carrie allows herself a one-nighter with her fellow member of the wedding party, but winds up wildly unsatisfied after he proves to be a less than sensitive lover.Also having relationship issues are Miranda and Samantha. Miranda finds herself hiding underneath her bed (nestled next to Fatty) when Steve drops by unexpectedly with his girlfriend Debbie. Miranda realizes that if she were to actually meet Debbie, shed have to admit that Steve has found somebody else, and thats not something that shes overly eager to do. Equally troubled is Samantha, for loathe as she may be to admit it, Samantha realizes tha
Added on September 21, 2011
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An American Girl in Paris... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 19 - "An American Girl in Paris: Part Une"
Before leaving for Paris, Carrie runs into Big outside of her apartment, but she makes it clear to him that she wants him totally out of her life. Ms. Bradshaw then has one last dinner with Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda, and its clear that the four women know that Carries absence will have a major impact on all of their lives.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hop, Skip, and a Week Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 6 - "Hop, Skip, and a Week"
Charlotte gets unwanted attention at the synagogue; Samanthas PR machine works a little too well; Miranda feels the pressure of being a lawyer and a single mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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One Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 12 - "One"
Alexander Petrovsky, an internationally acclaimed artist who sweeps Carrie off her feet show up in her romance life. In the meantime, Miranda and Steve celebrate Bradys first birthday; Samantha frets about her appearance "down there;" and Charlotte receives some surprise news.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cold War Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 17 - "The Cold War"
Carrie avoids the cold weather with Aleksandr; Charlotte and her new "baby" enjoy the spotlight; Miranda toasts her new home; Samantha circulates a steamy video.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Splat! Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 18 - "Splat!"
Carrie considers Aleksandrs question; Charlotte uses her maternal instincts and Miranda admits concerns about Aleksandr.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Boy, Interrupted Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 10 - "Boy, Interrupted"
Carrie receives a pleasant surprise when her high school boyfriend, Jeremy, calls her up and asks her to meet for dinner. The pair broke up in High School, but their chemistry leads them to instantly reconnect. Everything seems perfect, until he reveals one fairly shocking bit of information... he is actually in the area because hes committed himself to a Connecticut mental facility.The New York City summer heat is driving Samantha crazy, but equally frustrating is her inability to be granted access to SoHo, an exclusive club that features a fabulous swimming pool. Luckily for Sam, she finds a misplaced ID card that grants her access to the club, so long as she doesnt mind answering to the name Annabelle Bronstein. Unfortunately, a SoHo employee blows the lid off the deception, causing Samantha to beat a hasty retreat back into the sweltering Manhattan streets.Approving Dr. Leeds application to live in her apartment building proves to be one of the best decisions that Miranda has
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Post-it Always Sticks... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 7 - "The Post-it Always Sticks Twice"
Carrie and the girls are meeting for their usual breakfast when two bombshells are dropped. The good news is that Charlotte and Harry are engaged... but the bad news is that Berger dumped Carrie via a Post-it note earlier that morning. Carrie swears that she will refrain from giving Berger the satisfaction of an angry message, but winds up inadvertantly leaving one after badmouthing him to some of his friends at an exclusive club.Charlotte absolutely basks in the glow of her engagement to Harry. Her ring is enormous (and patterned after the one given by Richard Burton to Elizabeth Taylor), and all seems well. All, that is, except for the nagging feeling that somehow this second marriage will be somewhat less special than her first. She tells the girls that this wedding will be far less elaborate than the last, releasing them from bridesmaid duties. Charlottes attitude changes after running into a enthusiastic barhopping bridal party, rejuvenating her spirits and causing her to re-enl
Added on September 21, 2011
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Catch-38 Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 15 - "Catch-38"
Carrie deals with her feelings towards having a baby and her new relationship with Aleksandr. In the meantime, Charlotte baby-sits for Brady; Miranda and Steve go on a honeymoon, and Samantha uses her public relations to get an appointment with a doctor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Let There Be Light Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 13 - "Let There Be Light"
After much consideration, Carrie decides that she will begin sleeping with Petrovsky, but rejects Charlottes suggestion that an actual relationship between the two could develop. The pair spend a wonderful night together, but the next morning, Carrie is shocked to find that Petrovskys apartment is also a hub for his business, with a living room full of his employees. Petrovsky serves Carrie a wonderful breakfast, but she wonders if shes just the latest in a long line of conquests for the artist.Steve moves into Mirandas apartment, but the newly-recoupled couple finds that they have to deal with unfortunate run-ins with Dr. Robert Leeds. Robert goes out of his way to make Miranda uncomfortable, leading Miranda to conclude that hes become obsessed with her. Eventually, Steve decides to talk things out with Robert, but winds up interrupting Leeds in an intimate moment with two other women. Instead of dealing a blow to Mirandas ego by telling her that Robert is over her, Steve choos
Added on September 21, 2011
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Great Sexpectations Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 2 - "Great Sexpectations"
Carrie and Jacks relationship is moving along perfectly. Their first few dates are nearly flawless, and are filled with steamy displays of public affection. Unfortunately, after a night of "quiet sex," Carrie discovers that the passion the two share doesnt translate to the bedroom.Meanwhile, when Samantha introduces the girls to a "raw foods" restaurant, she discovers that she wants something thats not on the menu... a date with the hot waiter. Unfortunately, Samantha isnt the only woman interested in the staff. Later in the week, Sam returns to the restaurant, determined to be the last one there at the end of the night, allowing her to take the waiter home for dessert. After many hours (and four courses of uncooked food), Samantha finally gets her man and soon finds out that he was worth both the wait and the wheatgrass.Hoping to fill the Steve-sized hole in her life, Miranda finds a new love, TiVO. Mirandas relationship luck remains consistent (consistently bad), as Magda acci
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 4 - "Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little"
Carrie brings Berger out for a dinner with the girls, and the conversation flows smoothly, but things come to a screeching halt when Berger gives Miranda some blunt advice about her lovelife. The advice may be difficult to hear, but ultimately, Berger scores points with the girls for his honesty. Later that night, Carrie and Berger share their first "I Love Yous," and things couldnt seem to get any better.Unfortunately, they soon get worse. Berger gives Carrie a copy of his book, "Hurricane Pandora." Carrie loves his writing, but gently ribs him for having a female protagonist from New York that wears a hair scrunchy. Berger does not take to this light criticism well, shutting down completely, and becoming very cold to our Ms. Bradshaw.Meanwhile, Samantha and Jerrys sex life is heating up, with the pair acting out several different fantasies in the bedroom. Sometimes Jerry plays an IRS agent, other times a doctor... but the scenarios always end with a steamy bedroom encounter. Whil
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Perfect Present Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 3 - "The Perfect Present"
Carrie visits Bergers apartment for the first time and discovers his "ex-file." Meanwhile, Charlotte sacrifices pieces of her past as the day of her official conversion to Judaism approaches; a diaper bag-discovery forces Miranda to deal with the reality of Steves new relationship; and in a bit of role-reversal, Samantha "waits" on Jerry the waiter.
Added on September 21, 2011
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They Shoot Single People... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 4 - "They Shoot Single People, Dont They?"
Carrie thinks she enjoys being single, until shes late for a photo shoot and gets a bad picture on a magazine cover. Samantha dates William, a club owner, who lies about their possible future together. Charlotte tries to hook Tom, an actor friend after he decides to move to Salt Lake City. Miranda fakes ecstasy for Josh, a previous boyfriend whom she meets again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fuck Buddy Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 14 - "The Fuck Buddy"
Getting over Mr. Big, Carrie makes a date with a special friend, and tries to make it a fuller relationship. Samantha has an interesting time with the couple next door until reality strikes. After Charlotte summons the courage to ask men for dates, she gets carried away and starts to double book. Miranda dates a man who she thinks is highly-strung, but is really just unpleasant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Four Women and a Funeral Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 5 - "Four Women and a Funeral"
Carrie starts making it up with Mr. Big. Samantha is ostracised from New Yorks social scene after she commits an indiscreton. Charlotte falls for a recently widowed man she meets at a funeral. Miranda buys her own apartment, and starts suffering panic attacks.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ex and the City Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 18 - "Ex and the City"
Carrie wonders why she has never become friend with an ex-boyfriend, and decides that if she must start with someone, that someone mind as well be Mr. Big. She calls him up for inviting him over for a dinner, where he breaks the news that hes proposed to his new girlfriend, Natasha. Shocked, Carrie storms out of the restaurant, shouting and yelling about how with her he had a commitment problem for 2 years, but had found no difficulties on proposing to whats-her-name after 5 months. Meanwhile, the other gals try to find friends themselves. After running away (literally) from Steve, Miranda receives a visit from him in her place and ends up in bed with him theyre friends who have sex. Charlotte tries to become friends with a horse and overcome her trauma caused by her best friend a horse who threw her from his back when she was a child. And Samantha faces a challenge: she meets a man with a huge penis. So big that she isnt sure she can make it. When the doubt becomes a certain,
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Caste System Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 10 - "The Caste System"
Carrie decides to say "I love you" to Mr. Big, but his response isnt exactly what she was hoping for. Instead, all she got was an ugly purse. They attend a fancy party from an upstate socialite, who wont allow indoors smoking or have any brown food or drinks at the party. While out in the terrace for a smoke, Carrie runs into Jeremiah, an artist/bartender with whom shes been flirting with for a several years. While he was showing her his tattoo, Serena the socialite walks in on them, and tells Mr. Big Carrie was giving him a blowjob. Offended, Carrie leaves the party with Jeremiah, get drunk and wakes up the next morning with him on his bed. Luckily they didnt do anything, because Mr. Big called her first thing in the morning saying he does love her, but he was just afraid to say it. Meanwhile, Charlotte meets a famous actor and acts like a groupie around him. But despite making exceptions on several dating rules, she feels like she has to establish some boundaries when the guy go
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Chicken Dance Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 7 - "The Chicken Dance"
Miranda is shocked when her decorator and a friend who was just staying over for a few days announce their engagement with only knowing each other for a few days. At the engagement party, Samantha nags a date for herself, and Miranda wonders if her apartment will bring good luck to everyone but her. At the wedding, Charlotte is serving as one of the brides maid, and gets the sexiest dress she can get to walk down the isle. Her escort is a very handsome man, and within a few hours they click as if they had gone out on several dates. Unfortunately the man takes his fathers side when Charlotte complains that the old man felt her up. Samantha is shocked to realize that she had already slept with her engagement party date. Miranda is stuck with the guest book and thinks shes invisible to all men. Carrie is asked to write and proclaim a poem for the bride and groom, and is hurt when Mr. Big walks out of the room to answer his phone during her reading. She is saddened with the fact that wh
Added on September 21, 2011
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Old Dogs, New Dicks Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 9 - "Old Dogs, New Dicks"
Carrie tries to get Mr. Big out of some of his annoying habits. Samantha chances on an old boyfriend who is now a drag queen, named in her honor, at drag bingo. Charlotte is horrified to find shes dating an uncircumcised man. Miranda is still dating Steve, the bartender, but they have problems with incompatible life-styles and schedules.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Take Me Out to The Ballgame... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 1 - "Take Me Out to The Ballgame"
After Carrie ends her relationship with Mr. Big, she dates a new member of the Yankees team, but they bump into Mr. Big and she realises she is not over him. Miranda becomes annoyed with the others talking about nothing but men. Samantha is unsatisfied with her boyfriends shortcomings. Charlotte has a problem with her new boyfriend, Paul Ericson, continually adjusting himself, and her attempt to improve things misfires.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Twenty-Something Girls vs... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 17 - "Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women"
Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda head to the Hamptons and Charlotte meets a 26-year old guy. She tells him shes 27 and she starts to act like a girl in her twenties. They sleep together and he gives her crabs. Samantha fires her 25-year old assistant Nina and she steals her business rolodex. She gets jealous when Nina plans "The Hamptons Hoe-Down" and people who have never shown up for her parties show up for Ninas. She decides to congratulate her and is happy to discover that Nina needs her help because nothing is going as planned and to pay her back she sets her up with Greg, the guy who gave Charlotte crabs. Carrie gains a protege and cant believe that at 25 shes still a virgin. She goes to a book party and meets a doctor. Later at the hoe-down she runs into Mr. Big, whos back from Paris, with his twenty-something girlfriend whom he met in Paris.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Evolution Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 11 - "Evolution"
Carrie thinks her relationship with Big has evolved enough to the place where she can leave stuff at his place. She purposely leaves a few items on his bathroom, only to be surprised by Big the next morning with a bag with all her items in it. Carrie is confused and tries to discuss it with him, but realizes she doesnt have to leave her marks on his place to know theyre in a relationship. Meanwhile, Miranda feels her biological clock ticking when her gynecologist tells her one of her ovaries has stopped production. She starts taking hormones and going out on dates with guys shed never go like her co-worker with the hair plugs but a discussion about freezing eggs leads her to realize shes only 33 and still has one ovary working. Samantha has the chance of getting back to the one guy who broke her heart, but cant resist the temptation of jumping to bed with him. Her vengeance plan goes down the drain when he dumps her and she realizes she hasnt evolved past having feelings quit
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shortcomings Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 15 - "Shortcomings"
Carrie dates a writer, Vaughn, and meets his very open family, but finds them all too much. Samantha dates Charlottes brother, Wesley, who is in town following his separation. Miranda dates a divorced father, and finds that his family ties are stronger than his feelings for her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Freak Show Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 3 - "The Freak Show"
Carrie ruins a new relationship with Ben, a guy she meets in the park. Samantha dates Harrison, but finds he is into something she isnt. Charlotte dates Mitchell Sailor, Mr. Pussy. Miranda quits dating after Carrie sets her up with a blind date she doesnt like. Carrie realises shes a freak, too.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Games People Play Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 13 - "Games People Play"
Carrie meets a new man, Seth Robinson, in her analysts waiting room. Samantha dates a sports fan whose sex life is in sync with his teams successes. Charlotte joins a bridge club to try to meet someone. Miranda flirts with a Peeping Tom in the apartment opposite.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Awful Truth Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 2 - "The Awful Truth"
Carrie reluctantly invites Mr. Big to her birthday party after he sends her flowers. Samantha tries to tell her boyfriend about his shortcomings, and he gets them to go to a therapist. Charlotte gets a puppy, Henry, in lieu of a perfect man. Miranda talks dirty with her lover, the spring-roll man.
Added on September 21, 2011
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La Douleur Exquise! Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 12 - "La Douleur Exquise!"
Carrie freaks out when Big breaks the news to her that he might have to move to Paris for a year. She is revolted that all this time she thought of them as a "we" while his conception of "we" was "me and my penis." Angry and drunk after several shots of Cosmopolitan, Carrie calls Big at 5:30 am discussing their relationship. The next morning she drops by with greasy food and suggests that she too should move to Paris so they can stay together. Big shoots her idea down and says that if she moves to Paris it has to be because of her and not him. Carrie is even more revolted, but ultimately accepts that the man of her life has to go. Meanwhile, Charlottes fetish with shoes brings her to a shoe salesman with a feet fetish who gives a 500-dollar pair of shows for free. She cant keep it and try to return, but the guy wont take it. Instead, he convinces her to model 6 new shoes that just came to the store. And Miranda meets a guy on a bookstore who likes to have sex where he can get caught
Added on September 21, 2011
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Was It Good for You? Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 16 - "Was It Good for You?"
Carrie meets a man and they go out for coffee. She gives him her phone number and when he doesnt call she wonders what she might of done to turn him off. She later runs into him in the street and he tells her the reason he didnt call is because hes an alcoholic and his AA sponsor told him that he shouldnt start any new relationships for at least a year. He throws caution to the wind and embarks on a relationship with Carrie. Soon enough though he becomes addicted to her instead of alcohol so she has to cut him off, which leads him to alcohol addiction once again. Charlotte thinks shes bad in bed when a guy falls asleep while making love to her so she enrolls herself in a tantric sex workshop and signs Carrie, Samantha and Miranda up as well. They go to the workshop and they all learn how to please their partner without actually having sex and Miranda accidently gets hit by flying ejaculate. Samantha agrees to have sex with a gay couple she knows but when the couple cant go th
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cheating Curve Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 6 - "The Cheating Curve"
Where does the line between cheating and not cheating stands? The four glamorous women from Manhattan discuss the topic while going through their own experiences. Charlotte is having an opening at her gallery, where she walks in on her date making out with another woman. She is intrigued by the "powerful lesbians", a group of well-dressed, successful lesbians with good shoes. She accepts an invitation of dinner from one of them and has a great time on a men-free environment (the G-Spot, the newest, hottest girls club in the city), but soon faces restrictions due to her heterosexuality. Meanwhile, Samantha discovers that her hot personal instructor (that shaved her privates in the shape of a lightening) is giving lightening to other woman. Miranda has a tough time competing with porn when she discovers her date can only have sex while watching porn. And Carrie has trouble revealing to her friends that she is back together officially with Mr. Big.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Man, the Myth, the Viagra... Sex And The City Sex And The City
Episode 8 - "The Man, the Myth, the Viagra"
Carrie continues her relationship with Mr. Big, but wants him to get to know her friends better. Samantha starts spending time with a wealthy seventy-something. Miranda has a bad experience with a married man, and starts seeing a bartender, Steve Brady.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Monkey Business Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 2 - "Monkey Business"
A new crewmate and a stowaway cause mayhem on board HMAS Hammersley. Nikki and Charge are taken hostage by foreign pirates, with explosive results. Nikki is close to breaking point, following the death of her fiance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Oh Danny Boy Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 6 - "Oh Danny Boy"
Hammersley is tasked with protecting a shipment of nuclear waste from a terrorist attack. When a bomb is discovered on board, Robert and 2 Dads must set aside their differences to save Hammersley. Buffer falls victim to a practical joke and Robert is tricked into going on a drunken date, with disastrous results.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Red Sky Morning Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 8 - "Red Sky Morning"
Kate is terrorised by a mysterious stalker on board an abandoned cargo ship. Spider contracts deadly coral poisoning during a bizarre snorkelling accident and Buffer and 2Dads face a freezing fate in a tropical paradise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Safeguard Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 10 - "Safeguard"
Buffer gets a lesson in tough love from a sexy training officer. Hammersley is stranded in a deadly mine-field, after being attacked by heavy armed smugglers. Charge goes to extreme lengths to earn the respect of his estranged son and the crew are involved in a sailors worst nightmare - fire at sea.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pearls Before Swine Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 9 - "Pearls Before Swine"
Hammersley hunts down a mysterious gang of armed robbers, who are terrorising pearl luggers off the WA coast. Spider and Buffer have a trippy encounter with some hard-partying drug smugglers. 2Dads faces disciplinary action for negligence. Also, Mike is forced to intervene over rumours that Kate and Buffer are romantically involved.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Secret Cargo Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 11 - "Secret Cargo"
A thrilling rescue becomes a tragic mystery when a healthy young tourist dies suddenly on board Hammersley. Bomber and RO fight for their lives when an armed gang tries to seize control of Hammersley. Nicki receives a death threat while investigating ETs diving accident.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Guns Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 4 - "Guns"
Mike and Spider are taken hostage during a shoot-out with weapons smugglers. Kate fears her past relationship with Mike will become public knowledge. The Hammersley rescues a former Navy officer lost at sea, with shocking consequences for the crew
Added on September 21, 2011
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Half Life Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 7 - "Half Life"
The crew is exposed to toxic radiation during a daring rescue at an abandoned nuclear test site. Swains courage is called into question, when he opts out of a high-risk rescue operation and Charge uncovers a military conspiracy over nuclear testing and a long lost B-25 bomber.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ghost Net Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 5 - "Ghost Net"
Nikki starts investigating the mystery behind ETs death. But can she handle the truth? Swain risks his life to save a boy suffering from the bends. Spider tries to free a child slave from an illegal fishing boat, but lands himself in hot water. Tempers fray when Hammersley rescues an old enemy following a bizarre diving accident.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Black Gold Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 12 - "Black Gold"
A rescue at sea casts doubt on the circumstances of ETs death. While searching for a missing kayaker, Buffer stumbles across an illegal oil smuggling operation. Charges weight threatens to sink his navy career. Will he become the biggest loser?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Catch and Release Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 1 - "Catch and Release"
The crew of Hammersley is rocked by the mysterious death of a much-loved shipmate. When valuable "Red Gold" coral is stolen from a dive boat, HMAS Hammersley is drawn into a web of murder, piracy and eco-terrorism. Then, Swain and Spider are kidnapped by an obsessed vigilante, determined to rid Australian waters of illegal fishing boats.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Red Reef Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 13 - "Red Reef"
In an explosive series climax, Mike and his crew takes extreme action to thwart an oil smuggling conspiracy and avenge ETs murder. Nikki risks everything to uncover the truth about ETs final moments. Kate is trapped in a deadly showdown with one of ETs killers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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China Dolls Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 3 - "China Dolls"
In episode three of Sea Patrol, the plight of a critically ill, pregnant woman presents a challenge to the medical skills and emotional stamina of several of the Hammersley crew. Yanlin (Hsiao Ling Tang) is one of a group of Asian women found when the patrol boat team boards a suspect fishing vessel.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Right Stuff Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 3 - "The Right Stuff"
On patrol in protected waters in the Arafura Sea, a lazy comment from one Hammersley crew member to another that its "about as routine as its gets" is the ironic curtain raiser to a day of horror. The crew of Hammersley launches a daring raid to recover a cargo of stolen uranium from armed terrorists. Kate queries Dutchys professionalism after he injures her during a boarding party, and Mikes godson is taken hostage by smugglers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Live Catch Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 14 - "Live Catch"
Bomber faces disciplinary action after a violent confrontation with illegal fishermen. Kate is blinded by a deadly toxin, sparking a desperate race to find an antidote, and 2Dads plan to help Bomber gain a promotion backfires when they are kidnapped.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Paradise Lost Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 5 - "Paradise Lost"
A series of shocking surprises await the crew when they discover a secret community living on a tropical island. Robert risks his life to save Bomber during a gunfight with drug runners, and Mike investigates claims of an illicit romance between two crew members.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dutch Courage Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 9 - "Dutch Courage"
There is something strange about the suspected foreign fishing vessel that a crew from Hammersley boards in the Timor Sea. On the deck are four Australian men who claim to be on a fishing trip, but Dutchy is suspicious of a fishing boat that seems to be carrying no bait, no nets, no fish and without any "blood and guts" on the deck. Further investigation reveals a cargo of illicit alcohol and results in the XO being held hostage with a machete at her throat while the rest of her crew is sent packing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rawhide Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 10 - "Rawhide"
Hammersley hunts down cattle rustlers behind the hijacking of live cattle shipments. Robert takes desperate measures to be seen as a team player by his crewmates, and Bird is terrorised by her ex-boyfriend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Big Fish Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 6 - "Big Fish"
Dutchy and Charge take drastic action to catch two prison escapees on a remote island. Hammersley rescues a kidnapped pilot with a dangerous secret. Charge finds himself in a psychological battle with a convicted murderer and Bird gets more than she bargained for when a routine operation turns nasty.
Added on September 21, 2011
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In Too Deep Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 16 - "In Too Deep"
Mike is tortured and faces death when he is captured by a ruthless gang of drug traffickers. Dutchy and the crew vow revenge when one of their mates is presumed murdered. After realising she has no romantic future with Mike, Kate makes a fateful decision about her career.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crocodile Tears Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 2 - "Crocodile Tears"
A new Commanding Officer and the discovery of a cruel and lucrative trade in crocodile skins results in some tense and disturbing moments for the crew of the HMAS Hammersley.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ransom Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 4 - "Ransom"
A kidnap drama on the ocean and relationship tremors below decks rock Hammersley as she sails the Coral Sea.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rumble In the Jungle Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 12 - "Rumble In the Jungle"
Hammersley is caught in a war zone while delivering aid to a remote foreign island. Swain and Dutch risk their lives to rescue an aid worker and her sick patient from a deadly tribal feud. Mike faces a deadly dilemma when Bird is struck by a mystery illness and requires urgent evacuation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Flotsam and Jetsam Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 15 - "Flotsam and Jetsam"
When Hammersley rescues a shipwrecked woman, they uncover a murderous criminal conspiracy. Kate saves Dutchs life during a gun battle with smugglers, sparking his romantic interest, and Bomber makes a shocking decision after she and 2Dads are caught breaking the non-fraternisation rule.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Soft Target Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 13 - "Soft Target"
The crash posting of a Communications Technician to HMAS Hammersley proves to be a particularly nice surprise for one of her crew. However, 2Dads suspicion of his old mate soon begins to grow, particularly when he suspects that Fraser is feeding vital intelligence to a group of pirates who have been ransacking boats. Mike and Kate use unorthodox tactics to catch the gang of daring pirates, .and Charge gets more than he bargained for when he finds love on a dating website.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Night of the Long Knives Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 1 - "Night of the Long Knives"
The crew of HMAS Hammersley uncovers a terrorist plot to assassinate a senior US official. Kate has doubts about Hammersleys popular new crewmate, a war hero with a dark secret. Mike resists a promotion to Navcom, even though it would allow him and Kate to pursue their relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shoes of the Fisherman Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 7 - "Shoes of the Fisherman"
On patrol in the Arafura Sea, the Hammersley encounters an old adversary, an illegal foreign fishing vessel skippered by an infamous fisherman known as Hannibal. Robert is lost overboard in mysterious circumstances, sparking a major search and lives are at stake when Swain discovers rabies on board Hammersley.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brotherhood of the Sea Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 11 - "Brotherhood of the Sea"
When 2Dads goes missing on a scuba diving trip, Charge risks his life and career to find him. Mike creates a diplomatic incident when he searches a North Korean ship suspected of smuggling.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Universal Donor Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 8 - "The Universal Donor"
The sinister business of organ harvesting sees two of the Hammersleys favourite sailors facing their own mortality.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Hunted Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 10 - "The Hunted"
Dutchy and the crew are caught in a deadly fight for survival when a training exercise turns into a manhunt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lifeline Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 8 - "Lifeline"
Robert becomes the lifeline when 2Dads is trapped alone in a sunken research submarine. Mike and the crew pursue a marine biologist suspected of sabotaging the submarine, and with 2Dads air supply running out, Charge must use all his technical skills to help save his mates life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead Zone Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 5 - "Dead Zone"
Kate uncovers a deadly conspiracy when she investigates a cluster of rare illnesses on a remote island. Hammersley is on the hunt for a ship suspected of dumping toxic chemicals into tropical waters.
Added on September 21, 2011
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One Perfect Day Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 13 - "One Perfect Day"
Tragedy rocks HMAS Hammersley as the crew races to prevent a terrorist attack on a busy Australian port. Meanwhile, Kate and Dutchy discover ingredients for a radioactive dirty bomb are being smuggled into Australia on illegal fishing boats, and Mike is stunned to realise SAS Officer Jim Roth has proposed to Kate - will he let the woman he loves marry another man?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eye for an Eye Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 2 - "Eye for an Eye"
Kate is hunted down by an obsessed criminal after she kills his accomplice during a boarding. When Bird is kidnapped, the crew fears she will be murdered as payback.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crimes of Passion Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 3 - "Crimes of Passion"
Dutchy finds himself the prime suspect in a cold-blooded murder after he rescues a beautiful young woman. The Hammersley rushes to save a professional diver trapped in a shark cage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Spoils of War Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 4 - "Spoils of War"
Swain is obsessed with the mysterious sinking of a refugee boat. The crew uncovers a smuggling ring with a deadly method of sneaking goods into Australia, and Birds romantic life is complicated when Mikes godson Ryan joins the crew of Hammersley.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Saving Ryan Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 12 - "Saving Ryan"
Bird is compromised when she discovers Ryan working for a private security firm while AWOL from the navy. Mike fears his son has been murdered by mercenaries and risks his career to get revenge on the killers. A pregnancy scare forces Kate to reconsider her future.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Third Man Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 1 - "The Third Man"
A suicide bomb attack in a nightclub has a shocking impact on the crew of HMAS Hammersley. Dutchy goes undercover with the SAS to capture a group of deadly extremists before they can attack Australian targets. 2Dads risks his life to save Hammersley from a bomb attack. Kates world is rocked when her former lover, SAS officer Jim Roth, returns to Hammersley. Mike risks his career by refusing to co-operate with a high ranking ASIO spy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead Sea Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 9 - "Dead Sea"
The crew of Hammersley are caught in a deadly fire fight while rescuing an SAS team from an undercover mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Morning After Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 11 - "The Morning After"
When one of their mates is kidnapped by terrorists, the crew of Hammersley is in a desperate race to save his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Damage Control Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 10 - "Damage Control"
The crew pursues a distraught father who has kidnapped his own children. Then, while searching a crocodile-infested swamp for the missing family, the crew discovers a badly mauled fisherman.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Precious Cargo Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 6 - "Precious Cargo"
The crew uncovers a people smuggling racket, when they almost collide with a floating shipping container full of North Korean refugees.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ghost of Things Past Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 3 - "Ghost of Things Past"
The crew of the HMAS Hammersley come across an abondonned catamaran in the middle of the ocean, which uncovers the beginnings of a murder mystery. A sailor has gone missing and Nikki puts her navigational sklls to the test in the attempt to find them. The ship is then hit by a cyclone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Welcome Aboard Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 1 - "Welcome Aboard"
The HMAS Hammersley, an Australian Navy patrol boat, is taking on a new crew for its next cycle of duty. Among them is commanding officer Mike Flynn and Lieutenant Kate McGregor. The two of them were old flames, but went through a nasty break-up. How will Kate find having to serve under Mike? And will their personal issues create problems between the crew and their mission?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Irukandji Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 4 - "Irukandji"
One of the crew members of the HMAS Hammersley is lost at sea, and is unable to be found. Emotions among crew members become heightened with the prospect that one of their great friends and colleagues may have lost their life and that their body may never be recovered.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rescue Me Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 7 - "Rescue Me"
The HMAS Hammersley confronts a series of new menaces in the northern waters from pirates to toxic crabs, not to mention a gorgeous solo yachtswomen with a rescue fetish.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Under the Hammer Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 9 - "Under the Hammer"
Disaster looms for the Hammersley crew when a fire erupts in the engine room, after the mascot is stolen by a rival Patrol Boat crew. Meanwhile, an eye injury threatens to destroy Charges career, and ET takes a vow of chastity in a desperate attempt to prove himself to Nikki.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Deep Water Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 12 - "Deep Water"
As the terrorist plot nears fruition, the Hammersley must race against time to save a boatload of potential victims from Rick Gallaghers deadly toxin.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Under The Radar Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 5 - "Under The Radar"
Has Mike actually found love with one of his crewmen? And what if she was then to go missing? An illegal fishing ship has been caught in their radar and the HMAS Hammersley attempts to capture it, but they are then attacked by eco-terrorists.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chinese Whispers Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 11 - "Chinese Whispers"
The Hammersley saves sailors from a sinking ship, only to learn they are diamond smugglers who will kill to save their cargo.
Added on September 21, 2011
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What Lies Beneath Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 2 - "What Lies Beneath"
The HMAS Hammersley encounters trouble at sea, and the lives of all of the crew members are placed at risk. And tensions rise when Commanding Officer Mike Flynn and Lieutenant Kate McGregor clash over what course of action to undertake.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Through the Storm Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 8 - "Through the Storm"
The video of Chefos bucks night finds its way into Kates hands and she is humiliated by what she finds on it. The HMAS Hammersley comes across an unexploded sea mine and Spider manages to save the life of a boy who was near the mine, but have Spiders days in the navy come to an end?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cometh the Hour Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 13 - "Cometh the Hour"
As the decommissioning of the HMAS Hammersley draws near, the crew risks life and ship to hunt down a rogue terrorist boat and retrieve its cargo of bio-toxins. In ordering the sinking of the rogue ship, Mike makes the most difficult decision of his career.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Soldiers of Fortune Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 13 - "Soldiers of Fortune"
It is Election Day on Samaru, and while Hammersley is winding up her peace keeping duties, its also a day that almost sees the death of one of her crew. The day begins with bloodshed as a boat carrying two United Nations electoral observers and a load of vote filled ballot boxes explodes in the face of the Navy crew. Using evidence provided by Buffer, about the attempt by Ray Walsman to have him murdered, the Hammersley team arrests the ex-pat and hands him over to the Samaru police.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heart of Glass Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 8 - "Heart of Glass"
Mother love has a deep impact on the Hammersley crew, resulting in great sadness for one sailor and a terrifying hostage situation for another two...On the morning of her 21st birthday, Bomber (Kirsty Lee Allan) receives a surprise. It is a silver bracelet from her long estranged mother.On the same morning, Buffer (Jeremy Lindsay Taylor), learns of his mothers impending death, news that distracts him from his duty and results in both Bomber and Spider (Jay Ryan) disappearing.It is only when Bomber cant be found to receive her birthday surprise that there is the dreadful realisation that she and Spider must have fallen overboard, unnoticed, while Buffer was away from his command post.Drifting at sea, with only makeshift flotation devices fashioned from overalls, it is Bomber who keeps Spider alive, before the owners of a luxurious charter cruiser haul the duo to safety.Bomber immediately identifies the boats sole passenger as a ruthless drug lord who has just killed on his way out of prison, but despite her warnings to Spider, their cover is blown.It is the birthday bracelet from Bombers mother that proves a crucial life saver.As the Hammersley crew races to the rescue, Spider is viciously bashed, and Bomber taken hostage by the desperate drug lord, who has arranged an escape rendezvous with a chartered plane. It is then that the mother ship takes a leading role.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heaven Born Captains Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 4 - "Heaven Born Captains"
Pursuing pirates, the Hammersley rescues a family in distress. Chefo falls foul to a denizen of the deep and a life is lost. Buffer is torn between duty and his sense of justice.Believing to be on the trail of dangerous pirates the Hammersley boards a decrepit fishing boat, only to find a terrified family of refugees. The refugees are taken on board the Hammersley for medical treatment and transportation to a detention centre. Suddenly, Chefo and a young seaman, Jaffah, collapse in agony. Mike realises theyre probably victims of irukandji jellyfish, the sting of which can be fatal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Friends Close, Enemies Closer... Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 12 - "Friends Close, Enemies Closer"
While his mates opt for shore leave at a local hotel, Buffer (Jeremy Lindsay Taylor) is keen to connect with his new phone friend, Monica. Awaiting her call, Buffers attention is not only distracted by the Russian Special Forces tattoo on an aggressive passer by, but it leads him to be inadvertently locked in a container on a suspect barge, heading upriver. Meanwhile, Commander Mike Flynn has recovered and is back in charge of the Hammersley, quickly reacting to a "mayday" call from the luxurious yacht owned by Ray Walsman.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Birds Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 6 - "Birds"
The Australian Navys non-fraternisation rules for crew members lead to a gut wrenching climax when one of the Hammersleys favourite sons faces the horror of an underwater amputation.As they share a flirtatious encounter on deck, unrequited lovers, ET (David Lyons) and Nikki (Saskia Burmeister) are unaware they are being watched by fisheries inspector, Campbell Fulton (Andrew Buchanan).He has already been described as a loose canon, and demonstrates that in an ugly scene where he enters Nikkis cabin, threatens to report her interlude with ET, then subjects her to a sexual assault.Nikkis distress is compounded by the fact that Fulton was a member of a boarding party that dealt with a fishing vessel suspected of carrying the Asian flu virus.She confides in Kate (Lisa McCune) that she should be quarantined with the rest of the boarding party because of the unwelcome contact with Fulton.Unaware of the assault, CO Mike Flynn (Ian Stenlake) assigns Fulton and ET to take the disease carrying fishing vessel to a safe mooring.Its a pairing that leads to a violent fight between the two men, after Fulton rudely quizzes ET about his sex life with Nikki.When Fulton pushes ET into the rancid hold of the vessel ET becomes trapped by the legs under a heavy barrel.The damaged vessel is taking water and the hold is filling quickly.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rules of Engagement Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 10 - "Rules of Engagement"
Unresolved romantic tension has a dramatic effect on some of the Hammersley crew, after a savage mortar attack by insurgents on the Samaru island of Minatu.One moment the crew is on a humanitarian exercise, building a simple hospital. Minutes later, the quiet village erupts with a series of explosions, and ET (David Lyons) makes an impulsive dash to save Zuraya (Emelia Burns), a Samaruan girl who has taken a fancy to him.Nikki (Saskia Burmeister) is not impressed, and less so, when Zuraya later stows away, and puts some of the crew in dreadful danger.Quick to arrive on the scene of the attack is SAS Captain Jim Roth (Ditch Davey), who tersely informs Mike Flynn (Ian Stenlake) that he needs a speedy inflatable boat to track the insurgents to their island base.When Jims SAS team gets pinned down and he is wounded, Mike heads an extraction crew to find them the tension ramping up when Spider (Jay Ryan) slips into a nest of live grenades.At first the rescue seems to be successful, but as Mike and Jim head for the Hammersley, an explosion blows them from the wharf into the water. Mike sustains critical injuries.Commander Steve Marshall (Steve Bisley) tells Kate (Lisa McCune) that he cannot send-back up and makes her acting CO of the ship.Its up to Kate to handle a volatile beachside confrontation, and the medical evacuation of Mike.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fortune Favours Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 2 - "Fortune Favours"
The second series of Sea Patrol opens with the drama of political unrest in the Pacific and a beguiling mystery which will take all thirteen episodes to resolve. With the tenuous state of the government of the Samaru Islands, Australia has agreed to take part in a multi-national peace-keeping initiative. In the meantime, a routine patrol uncovers the disturbing presence of what seems to be a squad of Eastern European mercenaries. A subsequent murder indicates the involvement of big, big money
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dogs of War Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 1 - "The Dogs of War"
After the Hammersley successfully pulls off the tricky evacuation of all the Australian citizens from an island in the Samaru Archipelago, it comes across an FFV which isnt what it pretends to be. Charge discovers first-hand exactly how dangerous his job can be. And Nikki and ET have to decide what to do now that theyre working together. The navy isnt convinced that love and work is a good mix. Lisa McCune, Ian Stenlake, Saskia Burmeister, Alan Dale, Geoff Morrell.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Brilliant Career Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 11 - "A Brilliant Career"
A change of command on HMAS Hammersley results in divided loyalties and the humiliation of the ships most senior female officer. After a dangerous departure from Samaru, Commander Mike Flynn is recovering in hospital.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Takedown Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 3 - "Takedown"
An ugly hostage situation on board HMAS Hammersley sees two of the ships female officers taken hostage below decks.Its a day of high tension, which begins when a group of shipwrecked illegal immigrants is rescued from a sand bay.Along with Afghan refugees, and a chronically ill Asian girl, are three super-fit Eastern Europeans who waste no time once they are safe on board.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Giving up the Dead Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 5 - "Giving up the Dead"
The ugly practice of drink spiking has drastic effects on two of the Hammersley crew who eventually find themselves facing a fiery death at sea.The nightmare begins when RO (Kristian Schmid) stumbles back to the Hammersley, having woken disoriented on a deserted beach.Some of the crew joke about his party animal behaviour, but RO has no memory of his time ashore, and his erratic behaviour worsens.He attacks a shipmate and then almost drives a RHIB (inflatable Zodiac) into the side of the mother ship, when he suffers triple vision...CO Mike Flynn (Ian Stenlake) orders a drug test and for the reclusive RO, the positive results are devastating. His career is on the line and only Bomber (Kirsty Lee Allan) seems to believe his claim that his drink was spiked by a Swedish backpacker.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shadow Line Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 9 - "Shadow Line"
A golden carrot is dangled before one of the Hammersleys top brass, offering command of a super yacht that will sail to the worlds most glamorous destinations.The offer is made by mysterious local businessman Ray Walsman (Alan Dale) to CO Mike Flynn (Ian Stenlake), who is already being pressured to apply for promotion to a desk job by Commander Steve Marshall (Steve Bisley).Walsmans offer tempts Mike double his salary, tax free and sailing the seas to exotic ports.Spider (Jay Ryan) is also tempted although in his case the reason is a siren call from Walsmans nubile daughter, Carly Wiseman (Dajana Cahill).But all offers have to be set aside as the Hammersley crew deals with the aftermath of a nightmarish situation when a hi-jacked cargo ship sinks leaving one survivor, and the bodies of five crewmen all executed with a single shot to the head.The survivors account of events is chilling, as he describes a dawn raid and the luxury boat used by eastern European hi-jackers.It is the same boat that helped the attackers of Charge (John Batchelor) escape. When the cruiser is apprehended and its skipper taken into custody, Charge launches an angry assault. That is an error which gives the prisoner a chance to dive overboard and escape.A land based search follows, with the heavily armed crew working in pairs, but when the escapee disables Spider (Jay Ryan), Kate (Lisa McCune) is left alone at his mercy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hidden Agendas Sea Patrol Sea Patrol
Episode 7 - "Hidden Agendas"
The loneliness of a Navy wife impacts on the Hammersley when one crew member considers applying for a desk job rather than jeopardise his marriage.The normally affable Swain (Matthew Holmes) believes his wife has left him. His distress is only relieved by a mission he makes his own to save the life of a Samaruan child.The Hammersley crew is on Samaru as part of a peace keeping exercise, when a gun amnesty is disrupted by a burst of machine gun fire, courtesy of an endearing local boy, Saka (Patrick Jhanur).Saka says he found the brand new gun in the jungle, but when tests reveal it is part of a shipment stolen in Australia, his life is endangered.An earlier encounter with the mysterious cruiser they have seen before convinces Mike Flynn (Ian Stenlake) that foreign mercenaries are running guns to the insurgents on Samaru, and his problems increase when he and Swain witness Sakas kidnapping.Everyones best laid plans to grab a bit of much needed R and R are in disarray.A fishing trip arranged to distract Swain is sidetracked by news of the boys whereabouts, and a somber faced Mike watches as Kate (Lisa McCune) and SAS Captain Jim Roth (Ditch Davey) head off on a date.Jim has found an idyllic island paradise for their romantic interlude, but it is interrupted by the discovery of a camp occupied by tough looking mercenaries and the kidnapped Saka.Although Jim wants to return to Hammersley for back-up, Kate refuses to leave the child and after an ingenious rescue, a headlong dash for safety follows.
Added on September 21, 2011
Smallville
Stiletto Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Stiletto"
Lois believes that she needs a big story to secure her reputation as a star reporter but the red/blue blur continues to elude her. However, after Chloe is mugged, Lois steps in to fend off one of the attackers and uses the opportunity to pretend a new superhero, Stiletto, has come to town and is giving exclusives to Lois. Clark is concerned Lois will hurt herself pretending to be a superhero but after he is captured by thugs with kryptonite, Lois steps in to save the day.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Odyssey Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Odyssey"
Green Arrow calls upon fellow heroes Black Canary and Aquaman to locate the missing Clark Kent, last seen in the Arctic. , The Martian Manhunter also joins in to help out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Requiem Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Requiem"
An explosion at LutherCorp injures Oliver and kills all the board members.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Identity Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Identity"
Jimmy catches a red and blue blur on film when he takes a picture of Clark saving Lois from a mugger; after Tess decides to run the picture on the front page of the Daily Planet, Clark fears his identity will be discovered.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Turbulence Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Turbulence"
Tess invites Clark to a press conference in New York but when an explosion rocks the private jet they are on, Clark must figure out how to save them without Tess learning his secret. Unbeknown to Clark, Tess orchestrated the explosion to get Clark to reveal his powers. Meanwhile, Davis discovers a surprising way to control the monster within.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Abyss Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Abyss"
Clark takes Chloe to the Fortress of Solitude so Jor-El can heal her after Brainiac replaces her memories with Kryptonian code.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eternal Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Eternal"
Tess tries to kill Davis by blowing up his truck. However, after he escapes, she realizes she needs help to destroy him and turns to Clark. Tess reveals Davis secret childhood with the Luthors and hints that she knows Clarks true identity. Meanwhile, Davis runs to Chloe for help.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bride Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Bride"
Unexpected guests crash Chloe and Jimmys wedding; Oliver thinks he has found Lex and sets out to confront him, but he is shocked to find Lana instead; Lois and Clark grow closer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Infamous Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Infamous"
Linda Lake returns to Metropolis and threatens to expose Clarks secret unless he promises to give her exclusive information on the red-blue blur so she can become a star reporter again. Refusing to be blackmailed, Clark tells Lois his secret and asks her to write his story for The Daily Planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Instinct Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Instinct"
Tess and her team perform tests on the crystal she retrieved from the Arctic, causing it to send a beam of light into the universe; the beam of light triggers the arrival of Maxima, a queen from another planet looking for her soul mate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Plastique Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Plastique"
Chloe invites an injured 15-year-old to move in with her. Meanwhile, Clark experiences his first day of work with Lois.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Beast Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Beast"
Clark discovers that Davis is still alive and confronts Chloe about protecting him. Oliver discovers Jimmy breaking into Chloes apartment, but things get rapidly worse after Davis jumps from the shadows and attacks both of them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Legion Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Legion"
The Persuader attacks Clark; Chloe, as Brainiac, tells Davis he is Doomsday and that he was created to destroy the "other Kryptonian" and the world.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bloodline Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Bloodline"
Clark receives a package containing the crystal that Tess found in the Arctic; the crystal activates, sending Clark and Lois to the Phantom Zone, where they run into Kara (Laura Vandervoort); Zods wife, Faora, takes over Lois body.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prey Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Prey"
Clark believes a recent attack in a theater may be the work of a serial killer; Davis fears that his blackouts could mean that he is the killer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Doomsday Smallville Smallville
Episode 22 - "Doomsday"
Oliver tells Clark he must kill Davis, as Doomsday is a serious threat and must be stopped at all costs. However, Clark struggles with taking a human life, so the Green Arrow and his team decide to take matters into their own hands. Lois takes on Tess, but the fight takes a shocking turn. Meanwhile, Chloe gets caught in the middle of Oliver and Clarks battle over killing Davis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Committed Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Committed"
A heartbroken psychotic wearing a watch jeweled with kryptonite abducts Chloe and Jimmy and subjects them to a polygraph; while searching for them, Clark and Lois pose as a couple.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bulletproof Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Bulletproof"
Clark learns that John Jones was shot while working as a police officer; Lana tells Tess that Lex isnt the man she thinks he is, forcing Tess to re-evaluate her position as head of Luthercorp.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Toxic Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Toxic"
When Oliver is poisoned, he starts having flashbacks to the period when he gained his archery skills... and met Tess. Meanwhile, Chloe has to make a decision which surprises Clark.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hex Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Hex"
At Chloes birthday party, a mysterious magician named Zatanna grants Chloes wish to be more like Lois and switches the two into each others bodies. Zatanna searches for her fathers book of spells so she can conjure up his spirit but not before also granting Clark his deepest wish.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Power Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Power"
Clark discovers that Lana is missing; Tess reveals what really happened to Lana when she woke up from her Brainiac-induced coma; Tess is shocked by what she discovers in a secret LuthorCorp facility.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Injustice Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Injustice"
Chloe returns and begs Clark to kill Davis, claiming he can no longer keep the beast under control. Tess has assembled a team of meteor freaks, including Plastique, to track down Davis so Clark can kill him. However, things get out of hand once Tess team discovers she is double-crossing them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Talisman Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Talisman"
Jeremiah Holdsclaw, a young Kiwatche Indian, steals a mythic knife from the tribal caves and gets superpowers similar to Clarks. Jeremiah believes he is the fulfillment of the ancient prophecy of Naman, "the man who fell from the stars." He sets out to kill Lionel with the knife, and Clark must stop him without revealing his own secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Memoria Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Memoria"
Believing that key information about his fathers past was lost when his memory was erased, Lex decides to join an experimental program with Dr. Garner to regain the information so he can turn his father over to the FBI. Knowing that Lex will discover his secret if he regains his memory, Clark tries to stop him but is caught by Lionel and the doctor and exposed to the same radical treatment so that Lionel can solve the mystery of Clarks past.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Exile (1) Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Exile (1)"
Under the influence of red kryptonite, Clark is following a life of crime in Metropolis while his friends and parents desperately try to find him. Lex is forced to confront his personal demons on a desert island, while Lionel holds a funeral for his presumed-dead son. And Jonathan Kent must pay a high price for the power necessary to bring his son back home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shattered Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Shattered"
Lex locates Morgan Edge and gets him to admit to dirty dealings with Lionel, but before Lex can take it to the authorities, someone tries to kill him at the mansion. Barely surviving, Lex flees and asks Clark for help. However, when Clark returns to the mansion to investigate he finds nothing amiss, and begins to wonder if it really happened, especially after Lionel announces Lex has had a psychotic break and must be institutionalized.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Slumber Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Slumber"
Clark dreams he is being pursued by a frightened young girl who needs his help. However, after he discovers she is actually a comatose neighbor who should have woken up years ago, he enlists Lanas help to uncover the truth - which puts Lana in grave danger. Meanwhile, Lionel demands that Lex undergo a full psychological evaluation before he hires him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Whisper Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Whisper"
Attempting to stop a robbery, Clark is temporarily blinded when he shoots off a burst of heat vision that is accidentally reflected back into his eyes by a piece of kryptonite and soon realizes his body has developed super-hearing to compensate for his lack of sight. However, as it was in the beginning with his other gifts, Clark doesnt quite have his new power under control.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Phoenix (2) Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Phoenix (2)"
Clark gives up the ring and its effects rather then kill his father, and both he and the rescued Lex return to Smallville. Clark must deal with crime lord Morgan Edge, who has followed him to Smallville, while Lex must determine who tried to have him killed - Lionel or Helen.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Resurrection Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Resurrection"
While his father is awaiting surgery, Clark befriends a young boy, Garrett whose brother Vince just died from liver failure. However, everyone is shocked when Vince shows up alive and seemingly well - until his liver starts failing again. In a desperate attempt to keep his brother alive, Garrett straps a Kryptonite bomb to himself and demands that Vince be given Jonathans liver or he will blow up the building.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Truth Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Truth"
When Chloe accidentally inhales a mysterious krypto-gas, she discovers it acts as a truth serum to anyone who comes in contact with her and decides to take advantage of her new power by going to the Kents to find out Clarks secret. However, her new power comes with fatal consequences and Clark must find an antidote before she discovers the truth about him or worse, dies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Extinction Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Extinction"
Clark discovers someone is hunting people affected by the kryptonite rocks and the killers next target is Lex. Clark uses his powers to save Lex, but is caught off guard when the killer learns his weakness and shoots him with a kryptonite bullet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Relic Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Relic"
Clark discovers that Jor-El was on Earth forty years ago. Lanas great uncle, who was convicted of murdering his wife forty years ago, shows her a picture of the man he believes really killed her aunt, and she is shocked to discover the drifter looks just like Clark. Sure that the man is Jor-El, Clarks investigation leads him to a kryptonian medallion that allows him to see bits of the past - and the life that Jor-El started for him long before he arrived on Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Delete Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Delete"
Clark and Lana each make an attempt on Chloes life for unknown reasons after they receive a mysterious e-mail from the Summerholt Institute. Clark must discover the source of these e-mails after Chloe reveals she has uncovered proof that they are doing mind-control research at the lab and realizes they must be trying to kill her in order to prevent her from writing an expose. Meanwhile, Lana decides to rent the apartment above the caf to Adam even though she feels he is hiding something dangerous about his past.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Legacy Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Legacy"
When Jonathan begins to act strangely, Clark believes Jor-El is sending Jonathan messages through the key and is the cause for his fathers withdrawal from the family. Clark goes down to the caves to confront his biological father but Lionel catches him there and begins putting the pieces together, leading him straight to Dr. Swann. As the two billionaires face off, a deal is struck and Lionels true motives are revealed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Forsaken (1) Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Forsaken (1)"
Clark decides to tell Lana his secret so they can finally be together. Meanwhile, an errant FBI agent kidnaps and tortures Pete to try and force him to reveal Clarks secret. Also, Lex panics after the FBI gives him 24 hours to turn over information on his father or face jail time, but help arrives from an unexpected source.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Magnetic Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Magnetic"
Clark is suspicious when Lana suddenly becomes attracted to a fellow student and begins to act rebelliously, which eventually lands her in jail. Clarks suspicions are confirmed when he discovers Lanas new boyfriend has magnetic powers that can move objects and alter human emotions, but when he tries to free Lana from the paranormal hold that is controlling her, she tries to kill him. Meanwhile, Lex discovers Chloe has been delving into Lionels past and tries to get her to join forces against his dad.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Obsession Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Obsession"
Clark is forced to use his powers in front of Alicia, a new girl at school, but he is surprised to find out she has powers of her own. The two develop a bond through their shared secret, but things turn ugly after Alicia becomes obsessive about sharing Clark with anyone else - especially Lana. Meanwhile, Lana asks Lex to investigate Adam.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Covenant (2) Smallville Smallville
Episode 22 - "Covenant (2)"
Kara, a beautiful superpowered girl from Krypton, entices Clark to join with his father and embrace his destiny. Clark is left without support after Petes departure when Jonathan reveals the deal he made with Jor-El. At the same time, Clarks relationships with Lex and Lana take unexpected turns, leaving him with no one but Kara to turn to.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Velocity Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Velocity"
After Pete refuses to throw a street race, the thugs that run it threaten his life, so he asks Clark to use his powers to stop them. Furious that Pete would put himself in this position, Clark must figure out a way to save Pete and still protect his secret. Meanwhile, Jonathan begins to suffer the consequences of his deal with Jor-El.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Asylum Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Asylum"
Three of Clarks former opponents approach Lex to enlist his help in luring Clark to the hospital after they hear that Lionel has requested Lex be given electroshock therapy to erase his memory. However, the plan goes awry when the villains double-cross Lex and use kryptonite to steal Clarks powers. Meanwhile, Lana meets a mysterious stranger in the hospital.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hereafter Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Hereafter"
Clark discovers that his schoolmate Jordan can foresee the future, but is horrified when Jordan tells him he "sees" Lana dying in a fire in the next few days. Meanwhile, suspicious of his behavior, Chloe investigates Adams background and discovers some disturbing news.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crisis Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Crisis"
Clark receives a panicked call from Lana and hears a gunshot before the line goes dead, but when he arrives at the Talon he is stunned to discover she is alive and well. Clark realizes the phone call came from the next day and that Adam is the one who will shoot Lana.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Perry Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Perry"
Perry White, a once promising journalist whose career was destroyed by Lionel Luthor, arrives in Smallville in search of alien stories for a tabloid news show. In spite of being constantly inebriated, Perry believes he has witnessed Clark using his extraordinary speed, so he devises a dangerous scheme to expose Clarks superpowers. Meanwhile, Lex learns that Perry has powerful incriminating evidence of Lionels shady past.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Patriot Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Patriot"
In an effort to protect the rest of the team, Oliver decides to register for the Vigilante Registration Act to see what the government plans to do with the new law. As he suspected, it was a trap to lure superheroes to an undisclosed location where he is confined to a jail and subjected to a battery of brutal tests under the supervision of Col. Slade. Aquaman and his new wife Mera team up with Clark to free Oliver. Lois is frustrated when Clark continues to push aside her offers to help the team and sets out to prove she can play with the big boys.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shield Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Shield"
After Lois departs for Egypt, the Daily Planet hires a new reporter by the name of Cat Grant to take her place. An assassin named Deadshot takes aim at Cat but Clark learns the man has a dangerous hidden agenda that involves The Blur. Meanwhile, Carter Hall turns up in Egypt to keep an eye on Lois and he tells Lois about his wife Shayera.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Harvest Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Harvest"
Clark is concerned about Lois safety so he diverts her away from covering the Vigilante Registrations Act by suggesting she cover another story. After he comes clean with her, an angry Lois tells him that she can take care of herself, but when a flat tire strands their car in the middle of nowhere, their plans take a turn for the worse and Lois ends up in serious danger. Meanwhile, Tess searches for a cure for Alexander, who is rapidly aging.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scion Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Scion"
Lionel and Tess go head to head in a battle for the Luthor name. Clark and Lois are stunned by Tess latest present to them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Abandoned Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Abandoned"
Lois finds a video made for her by her mother, Ella Lane, before she died. After watching the tape, Lois makes a drastic decision about her relationship with Clark that takes her to the Fortress, where she comes face to face with Jor-El and Lara.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fortune Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Fortune"
After Zatanna sends a magically spiked bottle of champagne to Clark and Lois for their bachelor/bachlorette parties, the gang blacks out after the toast, only to wake up the next morning and realize they cant remember anything about the night before.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kent Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Kent"
Clark is shocked to find a mirror box in the barn. Clark Luthor surprises him and sends Clark Kent back to the alternate reality where Clark runs into a very angry Jonathan Kent. Meanwhile, back in our reality, Clark Luthor visits Tess and tells if she doesnt side with him hell kill her. Lois asks Emil to help her bring Clark back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Collateral Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Collateral"
Clark, Oliver, Lois and Dinah are released by the VRA after being captured at Hawkmans funeral but each of them have flashbacks of Chloe holding them against their will. When Chloe returns, Dinah warns the others that Chloe may now be a traitor. Oliver dismisses her concerns but Clark is unsure if he can trust Chloe after she disappeared without an explanation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ambush Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Ambush"
The General and Lucy Lane decide to drop in on Lois and Clark for a surprise Thanksgiving dinner. Clark and the General get off to a rocky start after Lois father bashes the superheroes and tells Clark he is trying to pass a vigilante registration law. Meanwhile, in an effort to stop the vigilante registration act from being passed, Rick Flagg lies to Lucy in order to lure Clark away from the farm long enough for him to assassinate the General. Lois is torn between making her father proud and her love for Clark.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Masquerade Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Masquerade"
Chloe and Oliver are mistaken for FBI agents investigating Desaads recent string of murders and the pair are kidnapped by Desaads minions. Desaad tries to infect Chloe with the darkness. Meanwhile, Lois tells Clark he needs to be more careful with his identity and suggests a disguise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Luthor Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Luthor"
Tess acquires a Kryptonian box that once belonged to Lionel Luthor. When Clark accidentally activates the box, hes transported to a parallel universe where Lionel found Clark in the cornfields instead of the Kents. In this universe, Clark Luthor is a murderer and Lois is engaged to Oliver and both of them hate Clark. Clark must be careful not to tip off Lionel that hes not his son while trying to figure out how to get back to Earth where the monster Clark Luthor was transported in his place.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Booster Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Booster"
After everything that happened with the VRA, Lois tells Clark its best to make Clark Kent forgettable and awkward so people dont suspect hes The Blur. However, the two are stunned when a fame-hungry superhero from the future, Booster Gold, sweeps into town and begins making saves and posing for press ops, completely winning over the city of Metropolis. Booster begins his campaign to take The Blurs place as the Worlds Greatest Superhero and tries to charm Lois into writing a story about him, but shes not having his antics and begins her own campaign for The Blur. During one of Boosters saves, an alien weapon in the form of a scarab falls from a truck and fuses itself to a boy named Jaime Reyes, turning him into the Blue Beetle. Unfortunately, Jaime is unable to control the suit and Blue Beetle starts attacking Metropolis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Supergirl Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Supergirl"
Clark is stunned when Kara returns to Earth and tells him Jor El sent her to stop the dark force that is coming because he doesnt believe Clark can handle it. Meanwhile, Lois confronts Gordon Godfrey, a shock jock radio DJ who has been crusading against heroes, after he threatens the Green Arrow. However, after Godfrey is possessed by the dark force, he takes Lois hostage and Clark and Kara have to come to her rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Isis Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Isis"
Lois decides to tell Clark she knows hes The Blur, but she accidentally activates an ancient artifact that transforms her into the Goddess Isis, complete with superpowers of her own. Oliver and Clark reluctantly decide to ask Tess for help with Lois. Meanwhile, after Cat Grant witnesses Lois as Isis using her superpowers, she decides Lois is the Blur and sets out to prove it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homecoming Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Homecoming"
In an attempt to cheer up Clark, Lois convinces him to attend their five-year high school reunion. A visit back to the home of the Crows has Clark remembering old times with Lana and Chloe, while Lois is furious that no one remembers her five days as a student. Brainiac 5.0 uses his Legion ring to visit from the future and takes Clark through his past, present and future. He shows Clark what really happened the night Jonathan died, Olivers current pain and Clarks future at the Daily Planet with Lois and his role as Earths favorite red and blue superhero.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Beacon Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Beacon"
Clark is surprised to see Martha on the news speaking at a pro-vigilante rally. However, surprise quickly turns to horror when he and Lois watch as Martha gets shot on national television. Meanwhile, Lionel reveals himself to the world and reclaims LuthorCorp from Tess and Oliver. Lois and Chloe decide to cheer Clark up by showing him videos from thousands of vigilante supporters professing their support for The Blur.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prophecy Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Prophecy"
Clark takes Lois to the Fortress to get Jor-Els blessing for their marriage. Jor-El bestows a unique wedding gift on the couple he gives Lois Clarks super powers so she can see what its like to be him for a day. Unfortunately, the Toyman has returned to Metropolis, so Lois must go up against the notorious villain instead of Clark. Meanwhile, Oliver searches for the Bow of Orion, which he believes will remove the Omega symbol from his skull, and runs into Kara, who is also on a mission to stop Darkseid.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dominion Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Dominion"
Tess (Cassidy Freeman) learns that General Slade was found unconscious on a street corner, proof that someone has gained access to the Phantom Zones escape portal and sent him back. Clark decides to return to the exiled land to make sure other phantoms are not fleeing and is furious when Oliver tricks Clark into taking him along. With Clarks powers gone, the two are immediately captured by the Zoners who take them to their new leader, Zod, who is thirsting for revenge on Clark for banishing him to this Kryptonian jail. Meanwhile, Lois learns Clark trusted Tess with a secret, but didnt tell Lois.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lazarus Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Lazarus"
Lois finds Clarks lifeless body and removes the blue kryptonite enabling him to heal himself. However, Lois sneaks away before Clark fully awakens in order to protect his secret. Meanwhile, Chloe is desperate to find Oliver, so she turns to an unlikely source for answers. Jonathan returns to the Kent Farm with a message for Clark, and Tess awakens in a LuthorCorp lab.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Icarus Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Icarus"
The VRA is in full effect and things take an unfortunate turn of events after the Green Arrow tries to stop a mugging but is attacked by citizens for being a super hero. Clark discovers that the civilians who attacked Oliver were all marked with a darkness tattoo. Carter Hall and Star Girl return to help Clark deal with Slades re-emergence after he kidnaps Lois.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Finale Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 & 22 - "Finale"
The story of Clark Kent culminates in this epic two-hour series finale as Clark takes the last step to becoming the Man of Steel. With surprise guest appearances, nods to the first few seasons of the series and Michael Rosenbaums return as Lex Luthor, this final episode wraps up a decade-long story following one mans journey to becoming the worlds greatest superhero.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Run Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Run"
Jonathans wallet is stolen by a super-speed thief, Bart Allen, who is faster then Clark. Bart comes to the farm and becomes friends with Clark, but Bart returns to crime when he sees an ancient manuscript that Lex has. As Clark soon realizes, the manuscript holds a map to one of the kryptonian crystals and he must go up against Bart to recover it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Blank Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Blank"
When a boy who can make people lose their memories robs the Talon, Clark goes after him but gets total amnesia. Chloe finds out what happened and has to tutor Clark in the use of his superpowers and make sure he doesnt accidentally reveal his secret. While Clark, Chloe, and Lois try to track down Kevin, Clark takes advantage of his "new life" to ask Lana on a date. And Lex tries to turn Clarks memory loss to his advantage by getting him to reveal the secret of the caves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crusade Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Crusade"
Clark returns to Smallville as Kal-El - intent on fulfilling his destiny, he goes after a powerful kryptonian crystal that Lex has obtained in Egypt. Meanwhile, newcomer Lois Lane arrives in Smallville to look into the death of her cousin Chloe, and Lana returns from Paris with a new boyfriend. Jonathan lies in a coma after the events of last years season finale and Lionel must deal with his new life in prison.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Onyx Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Onyx"
A black kryptonite explosion splits Lex in two and his evil side - Alexander - is released. Alexander imprisons Lex in the mansion then gives full vent to his evil side - he threatens to evict Lana from the Talon unless she becomes his mate, jousts with Lionel, and tries to kill Clark and Chloe when they figure out his secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Recruit Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Recruit"
Clark is approached by Met U for recruitment and meets Geoff, a former Smallville resident. It soon becomes apparent that he is using his powers to paralyze anybody who gets in his way...including Lois.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Transference Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Transference"
Clark is drawn to the state penitentery by one of the kryptonian crystals, which Lionel is using to switch bodies with Lex. Clark intervenes and Lionel enters his body instead. While Lionel uses his newfound super-powers to regain his lost fortune and alienate Clarks friend, Clark must convince his parents that he is the "real" Clark and reverse the processs, while avoiding murderous convicts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ageless Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Ageless"
Checking out a crater in a cornfield, Clark and Lana discover a baby with no parents and take him back to the Kent farm. However, when the baby, Evan, ages from a newborn to a 7-year-old in less than a day, it becomes clear he is aging at a rapid rate and they turn to Lex for help. Meanwhile, Genevieve suspects Lex has the Chinese Kryptonian artifact and orders Lionel to either recover it...or risk putting Lex in danger of his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Devoted Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Devoted"
Clark decides to join the football team over Jonathans wishes and gets the starting quarterback position when his predecessor attacks Jason over a girl. Clark and Lois investigate and discover that the cheerleaders are using kryptontie in the teams water supply to turn them into obedient mindless boyfriends.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jinx Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Jinx"
Mikail Mxyzptlk, a foreign exchange student and bookie, has the power to control others and uses it to sabotage football games, including the one Clark is quarterbacking. Clark and Chloe figure out his secret, but he threatens to kill Chloe unless Clark throws the next game. Mikail came to Smallville via LuthorCorp, and Lex will do almost anything to learn his secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Krypto Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Krypto"
Lois accidentally hits a dog and brings it back to the farm to heal, but Clark quickly realizes it has super-strength. He investigates and discovers it was part of an aborted LuthorCorp experiment...and that robbers are using the dogs to help them steal money. Meanwhile, Lana wonders what Jason is up to with his mother, and Jason is forced to ask Genevieve a few questions of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sacred Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Sacred"
After Clark receives a message from the recently-deceased Dr. Swann, he and Lana follow Jason and Lex to China in search of one of the kryptonian crystals. Lana is tortured, causing Isabelle to emerge and wreck havoc in her search for the crystal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pariah Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Pariah"
When a mysterious killer strikes at both Lana and Jason, Alicia is the leading suspect and even Clark comes to doubt her innocence. Feeling betrayed, she secretly tricks Clark into revealing his powers in front of one of his friends. And Genevieve returns to town with an offer for Lex, who in turn has an offer for Jason.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Facade Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Facade"
Abigail, an ugly high school girl, gets plastic surgery from her surgeon-mother to boost her popularity. However, her beauty hides a dark secret - when she kisses someone theyre inflicted with life-threatening hallucinations. When Lana sees Abigail with one of her victims, she becomes the next target.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Commencement Smallville Smallville
Episode 22 - "Commencement"
After a nightmare, Clark goes to the cave to confront his father Jor-El. Jor-El warns that the crystals have fallen into human hands and have triggered a new meteor shower which will annihilate the Earth unless he reunites the three crystals. Meanwhile, Lex helps Lana, who has apparently commited murder, but then turns against her to get possession of her Kryptonian stone. As disaster looms, Chloe and Lois try to find Lana while Clark attempts to reassemble the stones, and Jason returns to make things unpleasant for the Kents.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Unsafe Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Unsafe"
Alicia (from "Obsession") is supposedly cured and returns to Smallville to start things back up with Clark. When she pushes for more and he turns reluctant, Alicia expoess him to red kryptonite, and the two go off to Las Vegas to get married. Meanwhile, Lana questions whether sex may prove the key to winning Jason back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Spell Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Spell"
Lana reads a spell book belonging to her 17th century ancestor, the witch Isabelle, and becomes possessed by her spirit. Isabelle resurrects her other two witches and together they seek out the kryptonian crystals, using their magic to render Clark powerless.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Forever Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Forever"
Clark must stop the school photographer after he sets up a fake high school and uses his ability to petrify people to kidnap students - including Chloe and Lana - to keep the glory days of high school going forever. Meanwhile, Lex and Lionel are kidnapped and tortured by the Teagues in an effort to find the Kryptonian artifact, revealing that...Lana has it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scare Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Scare"
A Luthorcorp experiment is released into the atmosphere - a toxin that causes its victims to hallucinate their worst fear. Chloe, Clark, Lana, and Jason all fall fictim to the toxin, and Lex, desperate to find a cure, takes a dangerous antidote. Meanwhile, Lionel is released from prison and his conviction overturned thanks to a mysterious benefactor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lucy Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Lucy"
Lucy Lane, Lois younger sister, comes to Smallville but Clark catches her stealing money from the Talon to pay off a European crime syndicate. Lex offers to help but everything is not what it seems. Meanwhile, a thief breaks into Lanas apartment and steals the crystal, and Jason suspects Lionel.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bound Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Bound"
Lex is accused of killing a young woman and and Clark turns to Lionel for help. Meanwhile, Lana has a dream of her ancestor and a mysterious second woman - a dead ringer for Jasons mother Genevieve, who arrives to visit her son and his new girlfriend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Spirit Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Spirit"
On the eve of the Smallville High School Prom, stuck-up candidate for Prom Queen Dawn Stiles is pulled into a coma when she is involved in a car crash into a ravine filled with dozens of chunks of kryptonite. While her body lies in a coma, Dawn finds her spirit allowed to possess the bodies of others, where she can continue her quest to become Prom Queen. As a result, Martha, her body possessed by Dawn, flirts with Clark and asks him to the Prom, Lana attempts to electrocute the ex-boyfriend who dumped Dawn, Lois goes all-out to ensure she and Clark go to Prom together, and Chloe attempts to set fire to the school on Prom night.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gone Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Gone"
After discovering that Chloes body isnt in her coffin, Clark and Lois Lane investigate but are stopped by Lois father, General Sam Lane. They believe General Lane knows more then hes telling, and figure out hes been in contact with Lex. Meanwhile, after Lanas sudden departure Jason follows her to Smallville. And Lionel sends a mutant killer to determine if Chloe is alive and kill her for sure.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wrath Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Wrath"
Lana absorbs Clarks powers during a lightning storm, which she uses to break into Lexs safe and steal some incriminating evidence. After being turned away by Grant at the Daily Planet, who wont accept her stolen evidence, Lana goes after Lex herself. Clark tries to rescue Lex, but must first battle the super-powered Lana.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gemini Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Gemini"
A mysterious man who claims to be a product of Lexs latest project plants a bomb on Chloe and uses her to force Lois to get the truth from Lex.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Traveler Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Traveler"
Lionel has Clark kidnapped, and when Chloe and Lana confront him, he makes them think Lex is the culprit. Chloe and Lana then beg Jor-El to restore Karas memory because shes the only person who can rescue Clark.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Blue Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Blue"
Clark hears his mothers voice trapped in Karas crystal, and releases her. She gives him Jor-Els ring made of Blue Kryptonite, which strips him of his powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kara Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Kara"
Clark and Lois meet Smallvilles newest arrival face-to-face, and she has some surprising news. Clark decides to leave Smallville and continue with his superhero training but Jor-el informs him that a new Kryptonian menace has arisen.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sleeper Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Sleeper"
While Clark seeks out Brainiac to force him to fulfill his side of their bargain and restore Lana, Chloe and Jimmy go up against the government.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Action Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Action"
When a movie is shot in Smallville, Clark is forced to secretly use his powers to save someone from a runaway car... but somebody is looking and becomes Clarks biggest fan. Meanwhile, Lionels fate is revealed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Persona Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Persona"
Chloe begins to notice that Clarks not acting like himself. Bizarro enlists the help of Brainiac.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Arctic Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Arctic"
Lex is taken to the Fortress to fulfill his destiny, while Lana awakens from her coma and Chloe is arrested by the government.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Descent Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Descent"
No one is safe when Lex seeks the secret of Veritas, and Clark tries to stop him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fierce Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Fierce"
Kara takes to life in Smallville by getting a job at the Talon, and entering the Miss Sweet Corn Pageant as a contestant, overruling Clarks objections. However, Lex takes an interest in her and three of the other contestants discover she has super-powers and decide to use her to steal a valuable time capsule.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Veritas Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Veritas"
Clark must learn a new superpower as he and Kara join forces to take on Brainiac, putting the lives of their friends in danger.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fracture Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Fracture"
Lex tracks the amnesiac Kara to Detroit, where Lois follows him. An obsessive busboy infatuated with Kara shoots Lex, and Chloe has to determine whether to heal him or not.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hero Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Hero"
Pete Ross returns to town and finds a number of surprising changes since his departure. Besides resolving his feelings toward Clark since he learned of his friends secret, Pete has to deal with the acquisition of a superpower of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Apocalypse Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Apocalypse"
When Clark wonders if the world would be better off if he never came to Smallville, Jor-El shows him what life would have been like if he had never existed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cure Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Cure"
Dr. Curtis Knox says he can "cure" someone from being a "meteor freak," changing their lives. Chloe takes an interest in this, but Dr. Knox may have another secret.[Dr. Knox seems to be Randel Savage, an 25.000 years old immortal. There are several references to his past and there is the antique watch, a symbol of Randel Savage]
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lara Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Lara"
Kara goes to Washington to look for her missing crystal, but is captured after she breaks into the lab. Shes sedated with a truth serum that has kryptonite in it, which makes her relive a trip to Earth from the past. In this past trip she followed Lara, Clarks biological mother, to the Kents farm. Clark saves Kara, but also ends up being affected by the serum when he burns it with his heat vision.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bizarro Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Bizarro"
During Clarks battle with the last Phantom Zone wraith, Lex is rescued by a mysterious woman. She then goes to the Kent farm and reveals she is Clarks cousin, Kara, from Krypton.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Siren Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Siren"
When Green Arrows band of heroes thwarts his efforts once too often, Lex employs a super-powered vigilante to take down the Emerald Archer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Quest Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Quest"
After Lex is attacked by a mysterious stranger, he and Clark both discover the last surviving member of the Veritas group who holds the secret to controlling the Traveler.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kandor Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Kandor"
Jor-El mysteriously arrives at the Kent farm searching for his son, Kal-El, but meets Chloe instead. Convinced the Blur is Jor-El, Zod enlists Tesss help in finding him to force him to reveal the secret to his powers. Clark realizes Jor-El is alive and on Earth and races to find him before Zod does.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Idol Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Idol"
DC Comics The Wonder Twins Zan and Jayna show up in Metropolis to help The Blur fight crime but end up botching several rescues, landing Clark in hot water with the District Attorneys office.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Charade Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Charade"
Lois investigates the early prison release of ex-District Attorney Raymond Sacks but he threatens her with a gun when confronted. The Blur saves her, but is captured on film by a delivery guy who plans to sell the photo to Sacks. Lois and Clark each attempt to thwart the delivery of the photo and run into Maxwell Lord, a wealthy tycoon and Checkmate operative, who is trying to learn The Blurs identity to eliminate him. Meanwhile, Chloe discovers Zods secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rabid Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Rabid"
Zod and his soldiers release a virus into the air that turns humans into zombies. The only way to stop it is to make an antidote from the blood of another Kryptonian. After Lois is infected, Chloe pleads with Clark to donate his blood to stop the epidemic, even though it risks outing him to Zod.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Roulette Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Roulette"
Oliver is drugged and kidnapped by a woman named Victoria AKA Roulette, who tells Oliver that hes involved in a dangerous game and must fight for his life. After Victoria shows up dead and Oliver is arrested by the police, he turns to Chloe for help. Meanwhile, Lois berates Clark for not telling her about Olivers suicide attempt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Upgrade Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Upgrade"
Zod continues to pose as "The Blur" and asks Lois to investigate one of Tess secret labs. An explosion rocks the lab, and Lois is rescued by John Corben who was a subject of multiple experiments. While investigating the explosion, Clark is exposed to red kryptonite. And infected Clark takes Zod to the Fortress. Tess turns to Chloe for help and they send in Corben to stop Clark from revealing all his secrets.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Savior Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Savior"
Clark (Tom Welling) tells Jor-El hes ready to start his training, but Jor-El sends him back to Metropolis to cut ties with Lois before he can begin. Chloe (Allison Mack) is shocked when Lois (Erica Durance) suddenly reappears after having been missing for weeks, but Lois has no recollection of vanishing into thin air with the Legion ring. Chloe begs Clark to use the Legion ring to go back in time to save Jimmy, but he refuses, driving a wedge into their friendship. Meanwhile, Zod (Callum Blue) arrives at the Luthor mansion...
Added on September 21, 2011
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Warrior Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Warrior"
Clark meets Zatanna at a comic book convention, where she tells him her father charmed a copy of the comic book "Warrior Angel" and it holds magical powers. A young man named Stephen steals the comic book and develops super powers, transforming himself into Warrior Angel and saving Chloe from a horrible accident.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Salvation Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Salvation"
When Zod and the Kandorians launch their brutal attack on Earth, Chloe calls in some old friends to join the fight against the aliens. Clark and Zod face off in an epic battle for the control of Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Persuasion Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Persuasion"
It is Valentines Day and while Clark is out on a date with Lois, he unknowingly becomes infected by gemstone kryptonite, which has magical wish-fulfilling properties. Clark mentions to Lois that he wishes they had a more traditional relationship,so Lois quits the Daily Planet, moves in with Clark and starts planning their wedding. Still unaware of his new power, Clark also casually tells Chloe he wishes she would spend more time watching out for him, so an infected Chloe takes his wish to heart and sets her sights on a new target Lois.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hostage Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Hostage"
Much to Clarks surprise, Martha Kent returns to Smallville with her new boyfriend, Perry White in tow. Lois and Perry realize they are both working on the same story about the Red Queen, and decide to team up, which ultimately puts them in serious danger. Chloe helps Clark search for the Book of Rao, which they believe contains information on how to stop Zod and his army.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crossfire Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Crossfire"
Oliver tries to help a young street girl, Mia AKA Speedy, get out of her dangerous life by offering to train her, but Mia double crosses him. Lois asks Clark to help her land a job as an on-air television host, but the two are shocked when the station wants to hire them as a team.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Echo Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Echo"
Tess forces Oliver to come to a Queen Industries gala to put the Board at ease, but things go awry when the Toyman shows up with a bomb and a plan to take revenge on Oliver. The Toyman tells Oliver he must confess to murdering Lex or he will blow the place up. Meanwhile, as part of his training, Jor-El gives Clark the ability to hear other peoples thoughts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Escape Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Escape"
Clark and Lois head out of town for a quiet romantic getaway, but their plans are thwarted when they run into Chloe and Oliver at their Bed & Breakfast Inn. The couples awkward moment is interrupted by the arrival of the Silver Banshee, who sets her sights on Clark and Oliver. Meanwhile, Tess faces off with Zod with a surprising result.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Conspiracy Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Conspiracy"
Bernard Chisholm, a doctor who died and was brought back to life by the Kandorians so they can experiment on him, escapes and kidnaps some Kandorians in order to prove aliens have invaded Earth. Bernard tries to get Lois to write a story validating his claim, but when Lois refuses, he kidnaps her too. In an effort to save his people, Zod poses as a reporter from the Daily Planet and uncovers Bernards secret lab. Clark arrives at the lab just in time to see Zod get shot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Disciple Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Disciple"
Olivers past comes back to haunt him in the form of The Dark Archer, Olivers former teacher, who seeks revenge on his student by taking aim at Lois and Chloe. Oliver faces down The Dark Archer after his former mentor kidnaps Mia AKA "Speedy" but is pushed to his limit and Clark races to stop him from making another deadly mistake.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Metallo Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Metallo"
After being struck by a truck, John Corben wakes up alone in an abandoned apartment as a man-machine with a Kryptonite heart. Corben realizes he now has superhuman strength and sets out to exact revenge on the Red-Blue Blur, who he perceives to be an irresponsible vigilante. Against Clarks wishes, Lois involves herself in the Red-Blue Blurs investigation, and winds up getting kidnapped by Corben.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pandora Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Pandora"
Tess kidnaps Lois to find out where Lois went after she disappeared for weeks. Loiss memory of the future depicts a Metropolis under Zods rule and Clark powerless under the red sun, while Chloe forms a resistance group with Oliver. After learning of these future events, Clark makes an important decision about Zod.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Checkmate Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Checkmate"
Tess creates an elaborate hoax in order to kidnap Green Arrow, and delivers him to Amanda Waller, who tells him that that the government is recruiting him to serve his country. However, Green Arrow escapes before they can reveal his identity. After Oliver brings Clark and Chloe up to speed, the three investigate and Clark is surprised to find John Jones investigating Olivers kidnapping too. Clark senses that John is keeping information from him. Oliver and Clark are shocked when Tess reveals that Amanda is after something called "Watchtower." Waller threatens to kill Chloe unless Clark gives her the names and locations of the rest of the Justice League.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sacrifice Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Sacrifice"
Tess breaks into Watchtower, triggering an elaborate security system that Chloe installed, ultimately trapping the two women inside. Clark realizes Zod has given his soldiers super powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Absolute Justice Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Absolute Justice"
A man named Sylvester Pemberton tracks down Chloe and tells her he knows about her team of superheroes and needs their help. However, before he can explain who he is, he is attacked and killed by Icicle. Clark and Chloes investigation leads Clark to the former headquarters of the Justice Society of America where he meets up with Nelson AKA Dr. Fate, Carter Hall AKA Hawkman and Courtney AKA Star Girl. Courtney pleads with Hawkman and Dr. Fate to help her catch the killer that is targeting their group but they are reluctant to resume their duties as superheroes. Clark, John Jones, Green Arrow and Chloe team up to help the JSA stop Icicle before he murders another member of the group. Meanwhile, Lois receives a package from a mysterious agency called Checkmate, run by Amanda Waller.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mortal Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Mortal"
Clark faces off against three Belle Reve prisoners who plan to force him to help break into the sanitariums mysterious "Level Three."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Reckoning Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Reckoning"
Clark reveals his secret to Lana, Jonathan and Lex learn the results of the senatorial election, and there is a tragic car accident on the highway that takes the life of someone Clark loves, forcing Clark to appeal to Jor-El for help.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tomb Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Tomb"
Chloe is possessed by the spirit of a young girl whose body is sealed in the Talons walls, and goes searching for the girls killer while Clark and Lois try to track her down.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fragile Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Fragile"
Clark befriends a little girl who has the ability to telekinetically shatter glass, then comes to her aid when its believed she killed her mother in a brutal stabbing attack. Meanwhile Lex and Lana grow closer together and Chloe finds out about it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fanatic Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Fanatic"
The Senatorial race between Jonathan and Lex heats up when Jonathan receives an anonymous threat warning him to drop out of the election. When Clark finds Jonathan badly beaten he determines to find the attackers. Lois is thrown into the mix when she is captured and she is forced to assassinate Jonathan during his speech.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hidden Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Hidden"
A krypto-mutant, Gabriel, hacks into missile codes and prepares to eliminate krypto-mutants in Smallville once and for all. A powerless Clark confronts him and is shot, and only Jor-El can save him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lockdown Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Lockdown"
Lex and Lana are at the mercy of a deranged Smallville deputy who plans to keep them captive until Lex reveals the location of the Kryptonian spaceship. Meanwhile, the Kents cant see eye-to-eye on campaign financing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Solitude Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Solitude"
When Martha comes down with a strange disease, Professor Fine convinces Clark that Jor-El is responsible and that the Fortress must be trying to eliminate the father of Kal-El. But Professor Fine has an ulterior motive which comes to fruition when they arrive.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fade Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Fade"
Clark saves a man who in gratitude decides to help Clark in return...by using his ability to turn invisible and his skill as a hitman to kill Lex so Clark can reunite with Lana. And Clark and Lana finally square off about Lanas new relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mercy Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Mercy"
Lionel is taken hostage by a masked man who forces him to play elaborate games for the prize of staying alive. Martha goes to confront Lionel after Clark tells her Lionel knows his secret and becomes a part of the game herself, fighting for her life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hypnotic Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Hypnotic"
Clark is hypnotized by a woman who uses a supposedly magical charm to control others - he reveals his super powers and is sent to kill Lex. Meanwhile, Lex has tracked down the missing Professor Fine and plans to confront him, unaware that Clark is coming to murder him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Arrival Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Arrival"
Lana greets two new Kryptonian arrivals from the ship, Nam-Ek and Aethyr, and their presence poses a grave danger to Clark and his family & friends.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Vessel Smallville Smallville
Episode 22 - "Vessel"
Professor Fine has unleashed a virus that will kill millions. Clark must put a stop to him, while Lex wonders what happens when he will tell Lana his newest secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Exposed Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Exposed"
Jonathans oldest friend, Senator Jack Jennings, comes to Smallville looking for support in his re-election campaign, but is framed for the murder of his mistress, requiring Lois to go undercover as a stripper.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Oracle Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Oracle"
Clark and Martha are both visited by Jonathans ghost, who warns them about Lionel and claims that Clark must kill him to stop him. Meanwhile Fine will do whatever it takes to get the vaccine from Lex.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Vengeance Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Vengeance"
Clark discovers that the new assistant at the Daily Planet, a bespectacled, bumbling woman named Andrea, is actually a mysterious female vigilante who stalks Suicide Slum. Her path crosses Clarks as they both seek the same criminal. Meanwhile, Clarks bottled-up grief threatens to get the best of him and LuthorCorp experiences a shakeup.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lexmas Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Lexmas"
Lex considers whether to turn an operative loose to obtain or fake damaging information against Jonathan to upset his Senatorial race. But when Lex is shot, he falls into a coma and is visited by the ghost of his mother, who shows him what his life could be like if he frees himself from his father. Meanwhile, Clark helps deliver Christmas presents.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Splinter Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Splinter"
Clark gives into paranoid delusions brought on by exposure to new "silver" kryptonite, and Professor Fine is the only one who can save him... before he kills Lana.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Aqua Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Aqua"
At a party at Crater Lake, Lois is saved from drowning by Arthur "A.C." Curry. Arthur has incredible swimming abilities, but also a secret agenda aimed at...Lex. Meanwhile, Professor Fine discussed Lexs weapons-manfucturing operations with Clark.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Void Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Void"
Distraught over her break-up with Clark, Lana goes to a rogue medical student who experiments with a dangerous kryptonite-based serum that allows people to flat-line but see their dead loved ones. Lana attempts to see her dead parents using the serum and when Clark returns from Honduras to help her, the doctor injects him with the serum and Clark speaks with his dead father...who warns him that Lionel knows his secret. Meanwhile, Lionel continues working to get closer to Martha, and Lex has a near-death vision of his mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cyborg Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Cyborg"
Clark finds himself up against Lex when he befriends Victor Stone, a half-machine, half-human subject who escapes from LuthorCorp with the aid of a sympathetic doctor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thirst Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Thirst"
Lana joins a sorority to get housing for her last-minute college registration, but the sisters have a deadly agenda which involves turning Lana into a vampire like themselves and sending her against Clark. Meanwhile, Chloe applies to become an intern at the Daily Planet and runs up against the editor-in-chief, Pauline Kahn.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hug Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Hug"
A guy in charge of a rival fertilizer firm to LuthorCorps talks an EPA investigator into commiting suicide, then arrives in Metropolis. He is intent on buying up the Kent farm and using the land to build a rival company to Lexs. After shaking hands with the man, Jonathan Kent inexplicably agrees to sell. Lex offers to have his lawyers help. Meanwhile, Clark befriends a local recluse. It turns out that the recluse and Lexs rival were both salesmen who were caught in a car accident and exposed to kryptonite. They both gained the same power of "persuasion" on anyone they touched, as the recluse graphically demonstrates to Clark by having Chloe kiss him! Lexs rival finally manages to shake hands with Lex, and convince him to try and gun down Clark. Clark manages to knock out Lex and the recluse takes out his former partner, "convincing" him to shoot himself. The recluse decides to go back into the world, but not before telling Clark that he shouldnt hide from his powers either. Fortun
Added on September 21, 2011
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Drone Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Drone"
Clark gets into a class election and one of his opponents is a krypto-mutant who can control bees. Meanwhile a reporter from Metropolis visits to do a story on Lex.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pilot Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
The first episode tells the story of the meteor shower that hit Smallville and changed life in the Kansas town forever. Clark Kent meets Lex Luthor for the first time and encounters the first in a long line of humans mutated the strange green meteor rocks that accompanied him on his journey to Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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X-Ray Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "X-Ray"
Clark begins experiencing "vision problems" as his x-ray vision begins manifesting. Meanwhile a mysterious shapeshifter is going about town using his or her abilities to steal and get others in trouble.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Zero Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Zero"
A man from Lexs past stalks him in conjunction with a mysterious death at Club Zero that Lex may have been responsible for. Meanwhile Chloe looks into Clarks past as an adopted child.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hothead Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Hothead"
An abusive and hot-tempered football coach gains the ability to control and project fire.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jitters Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Jitters"
An experiment at the Luthor fertilizer plant makes an old friend of the Kents literally shake and jitter, and he seeks vengeance against the Luthors, who hide the secret of his transformation behind "Level Three" at the local plant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hourglass Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Hourglass"
An old man uses green meteor rock to reverse the aging process, then gain vengeance on the children of the jury that put him away decades earlier. Meanwhile, another woman at the same old folks home has prophetic abilities and she sees the futures of both Clark and Lex.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rogue Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Rogue"
Clark visits Metropolis in this episode, and does a secret good deed - a police detective witnesses this and decides to look into it. He contacts Lex and reminds Lex that he knows about his past in order to get him to talk. The detective, Phelan, discovers that Clark had been around many "accident scenes" in recent months, and he decides to look into it. Phelan begins blackmailing Clark to help protect him from an IA investigation. When Clark balks Phelan frames Jonathan. Clark manages to set up Phelan for the theft of a rare piece at a museum and Phelan is killed in the shootout before he can tell anyone about Clarks secret. Lex is left to wonder at the superspeed image captured on a museum camera.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nicodemus Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Nicodemus"
A flower that comes from a reopened "Level Three" of the fertilizer plant brings strange reactions from several people, including Jonathan, Lana, and Pete.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Reaper Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Reaper"
Tyler gains the power to destroy organic matter with a touch, and resolves to put the dying out of their misery...and Whitneys father is his next target. Meanwhile Lionel and Lex spar over Lionels rising success in Smallville.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crush Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Crush"
Former Smallville High cartoonist Justin loses the use of his hands in a hit and run accident, and develops the ability to move things with his mind. After crippling his unsympathetic doctor he returns to Smallville and hooks back up with his friend Chloe. He reveals his secret to Chloe, and then takes revenge by killing Principal Kwan, who was the driver who hit him. It turns out Kwans son Danny was the driver. Chloe realizes Justin is responsible, and Clarks comes to her aid, knocking Justin out. Meanwhile, Lexs former nanny, Pamela, comes back to see how hes doing and to apologize for leaving him after his mothers death, bringing up some old issues for Lex. And Whitneys father passes away.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stray Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Stray"
A young runaway, Ryan, has the power to read minds and flees his abusive stepparents. The Kents take him in and Clark soon discovers the boys powers and that hes immune to them. But Ryans stepparents have plans to use the boys powers for financial gain against...Lex.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Craving Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Craving"
A weight-obsessed teen dieting on kryptonite-infected vegetables gains her fondest dream...but must feed on the fat of others to maintain her enhanced appearance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tempest (1) Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Tempest (1)"
Lex is hit with a surprise after his father closes the local Smallville plant to force him back to Metropolis, blaming the plants failure on his management. Meanwhile Clark prepares for his date with Chloe, reporter Roger Nixon gets wind of Clarks alien origins after setting up an explosion, and Whitney joins the Marine Corps. Lex works with the workers to buy the plant and put it under local management, and his father Lionel threatens to sabotage the efforts by buying up their mortgages. It all comes together when Nixon uses the "key" Lex found (in "Obscura") to activate the spaceship just as three tornados hit Smallville. He flees into the storm with Jonathan in pursuit and Martha left to confront the opening spaceship. The tornado hits Lexs manor and traps Lionel under beam, leaving Lex with a life-or-death decision to make. And Clark arrives to see Lana whisked up into the tornado. (to be continued...)
Added on September 21, 2011
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Metamorphosis Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Metamorphosis"
Clark must deal with Greg, a nerdish bug collector with a crush on Lana who gains the ability of various insects and uses them to lash out at anyone who opposes him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cool Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Cool"
A jock named Sean gains the ability to absorb heat from everything and everyone around him, and begins preying on people to gain the heat he needs to survive.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kinetic Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Kinetic"
Whitney falls in with some former jocks who have kryptonite tattoes that give them the power to walk through the walls. Meanwhile, Chloe is seriously injured and Lex has his own plans.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Leech Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Leech"
Both Clark and a classmate named Eric are struck by lightning when Eric is holding a piece of meteorite rock. The strike takes Clarks powers away and transfers them to Eric. As Eric gets used to his new powers, Clark has to deal with being a normal person for the first time, with all the advantages and disadvantages. Erics domineering father wants to have him examined in Metropolis - in response, Eric goes on a rampage. Borrowing Lanas meteor-rock necklace, Clark confronts Eric at a power plant and manages to reverse the transfer. Meanwhile, Sir Harry Hardwick (Victorias father, and rival of Lionel Luthor) and his daughter try to recruit Lex for their business in Metropolis and almost succeed in buying out LuthorCorp, but they find out that they were tricked by Lex. Copyright 2002 Steve Crow
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shimmer Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Shimmer"
Lex is being stalked by an invisible entity that threatens him and almost kills a bathing Victoria. Suspicion falls on Amy, the daughter of one of the household staff. She is dangerously obsessed with Lex, to the point of having a shrine of him in her room. Lex finds out and insists that the family move out. It turns out that the villain is Amys non-entity of a brother, who has distilled an invisibility potion from krptyonite-mutated roses. He attacks Lex when the family is turned out, but Clark intervenes and manages to knock him out. Meanwhile, Victoria and Lex are putting together a plan to bring down Lexs father, but Victoria seems to have a scheme on the side that involves a bio-tech firm, Cadmus Laboratories. And Whitney is growing distant from Lana due to the poor health of his father, which drives Lana over to Clark. Copyright 2002 Steve Crow
Added on September 21, 2011
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Obscura Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Obscura"
After an explosion Lana finds herself getting visions of a serial killer...and his next target is Chloe. Meanwhile Lex and Roger look further into the meteor shower and determine that something besides meteors hit Smallville that day.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Progeny Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Progeny"
Lex discovers that Chloes mother has special abilities and forces her to help him in exchange for Chloes life. However, she has a trick or two of her own to use to escape.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trespass Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Trespass"
Lana has a stalker which leads her to an unexpected hideout. Also, Chloe has to reevaluate her feelings for Clark after she and Jimmy break up due to Jimmys belief that she isnt really over Clark.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hydro Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Hydro"
A Daily Planet gossip columnist uses her special power to overhear a conversation between Lana and Chloe, and publishes the conversation... where Lana admits having doubts about marrying Lex. While Chloe investigates the reporter, Lois asks Clark to help her investigate the mysterious Green Arrow bandit when she suspects he may be Oliver Queen in disguise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rage Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Rage"
After being shot while stopping a carjacking, the Green Arrow begins acting strangely. Chloe and Clark investigate and find Oliver is taking a super drug that while healing his wound, has some dangerous side effects.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Phantom Smallville Smallville
Episode 22 - "Phantom"
Clark discovers the reason Lana married Lex then and sets out to kill Lionel. Lex tries to use DNA from the last phantom to power his super-soldiers. Lois goes to a dam to search for Lexs lab but is caught by a security guard and fatally injured. Chloes power is discovered.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sneeze Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Sneeze"
In the aftermath of Zods activities, Clark develops a new power. Lois gets a new job, Lana takes a new step in her relationship with Lex, and Lex has to deal with a new danger. Meanwhile, an old friend of Lexs arrives in Metropolis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Zod Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Zod"
A powerless Clark is trapped in the "Phantom Zone" surrounded by the criminals his father imprisoned there. However, an unexpected ally comes to his aid. Meanwhile, Zod in Lexs body advances his plan to transform Earth into a new Krypton, while using Lana to produce an heir.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crimson Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Crimson"
Clark is once again exposed to red kryptonite, and his "other self" goes on a rampage of sorts on Valentines Day, kissing the women hes most attracted to and expressing his uninhibited feelings for the various relationships around him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Reunion Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Reunion"
Lex and Oliver Queen return to their old prep school for a reunion, but Olivers old friends (and Lexs old enemies) start dying in mysterious accidents. Meanwhile, Clark learns that someone... or something may have left the Phantom Zone with him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Freak Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Freak"
A boy named Tobias was blinded by the meteor shower but given the ability to identify other meteor freaks. Lex is using Tobias to locate other people with abilities so that he can perform experiments on them. Lana learns of Tobias and is fearful that he will name Clark as a freak, so she offers him a cornea transplant to keep him quiet. But Tobias has some surprising news.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Noir Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Noir"
Lana and Lionel have a secret meeting, after which Lana is shot. While Jimmy is observing photos of the encounter, he is knocked unconscious. While unconscious Jimmy dreams about what life in Smallville would have been like in the 1940s. Clark is a reporter at the Daily Planet, Lana is a siren who planned the demise of her magnate husband Lex, and Lois is a singer at a bar that Lionel owns.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fallout Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Fallout"
After escaping from the Phantom Zone, Raya comes to Smallville to visit Clark. Raya and Clark grow close, and Raya reveals how to repair the Fortress of Solitude. Unfortunately, Baern, another escapee seeks out revenge on Clark and Raya for his time spent in the Zone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Static Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Static"
One of the escapees from the Phantom Zone has killed the crew of a ship in Seattle. Clark confronts the killer who feeds on the bones of his victim. In Smallville, a patient in LuthorCorp Labs escapes experimentation and seeks revenge on Lex by trapping him in a dimension where he can see and hear those around him, but they cannot see him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Arrow Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Arrow"
The mysterious Green Arrow steals a necklace from Martha, and both Lois and Clark resolve to find out who the vigilante is. While Clark determines Green Arrows true identity, Lex continues his investigation of the mysterious black box while Lionel warns Lana against him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Labyrinth Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Labyrinth"
Clark is in his barn one moment... and the next finds himself in a psychiatric hospital where he discovers hes been suffering from delusions that he came from another planet and has super-powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Justice Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Justice"
When Lexs Level 33.1 project comes to fruition, Oliver Queen must bring together several of Clarks "heroic" super-powered allies together: Arthur Curry, Bart Allen, and Victor Stone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prototype Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Prototype"
Lex tries to turn a soldier that supposedly died in Afghanistan into a "super-soldier." A senator threatens to tell the world about Lexs labs, prompting Lex to send the "soldier" to kill the senator. Lois sees the attack and becomes the soldiers next victim.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nemesis Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Nemesis"
Lex and Clark get a chance to hash out their differences... when theyre both trapped in a cave after an explosion, and Clark is unable to get them out without revealing his powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Subterranean Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Subterranean"
An illegal immigrant comes to Clark for help, escaping from a nearby farm where hes working... a farm that houses a dark secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wither Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Wither"
Clark and Chloe pursue a plant creature that uses male humans to recreate, one which has taken Jimmy Olsen as its next human breeding ground. Meanwhile, Oliver Queen asks a reluctant Lois to be his date at a charity ball held by Lex.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Promise Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Promise"
Clark has second thoughts about Lana marrying Lex, and Lana has the same concerns. Meanwhile, the doctor involved in the secret behind Lanas pregnancy threatens Lex with his knowledge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Combat Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Combat"
Clark and Chloe find an escaped Zoner named Titan who is the star of a secret fight club that puts its death battles on the internet. Lois can tell that there is a story and goes to investigate, where she is put in the ring to fight. Clark goes in as a super-powered fighter to take on Titan but ends up against a different opponent instead.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Visitor Smallville Smallville
Episode 18 - "Visitor"
After a schoolmate claims to be an alien and proves it by using heat vision, Clark investigates and believes the boy is from Krypton. Meanwhile, Helen confronts Lex over the locked room in the mansion that holds his investigation of Clarks secrets.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Exodus (2) Smallville Smallville
Episode 23 - "Exodus (2)"
A sense of foreboding surrounds Smallville as Clark must choose between staying with Lana and his family or fulfilling his destiny to rule the Earth. Lex and Helen prepare for their marriage, and Chloe considers Lionels offer to investigate Clark.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Skinwalker Smallville Smallville
Episode 10 - "Skinwalker"
Clark becomes involved with a Native American woman, Kyla, and becopmes aware of ancient Indian prophecy that warns of a man of great powers who fell from the sky. Worse, a wolflike creature is attacking the local Lexcorp construction project, and Martha and Lionel may be the next victims.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fever Smallville Smallville
Episode 16 - "Fever"
Martha catches a lungful of kryptonite-irradiated spores and a weakened Clark is her only hope for survival.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dichotic Smallville Smallville
Episode 9 - "Dichotic"
A Smallville student, Ian, displays the ability to make clones of himself and uses his power to date both Choe and Lana. Meanwhile Lex goes to anger management class and meets an attractive local doctor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heat Smallville Smallville
Episode 2 - "Heat"
Clark gains a new power - heat-vision. As he struggles to control it, Lex gets married to the new Smallville High teacher, Desiree Atkins, little does he know that she not only has an alterior motive, but that shes coming on to Clark too.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lineage Smallville Smallville
Episode 7 - "Lineage"
A strange woman shows up claiming to be Clarks biological mother...and that his father is Lionel. Meanwhile Lana decides to meet with the man who is her biological father.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Insurgence Smallville Smallville
Episode 12 - "Insurgence"
Lex hires some thugs to bug Lionels office but things get out of control when Lionel and Martha are taken hostage, and Clark must rescue them without revealing his secrets.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Suspect Smallville Smallville
Episode 13 - "Suspect"
Lionel is shot in the manor, and Jonathan is the prime suspect.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Witness Smallville Smallville
Episode 20 - "Witness"
Clark runs up against super-strong robbers who are apparently tied to LexCorp. And Chloe begins to ally with Lionel, while Lana and Henry Small bond.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Accelerate Smallville Smallville
Episode 21 - "Accelerate"
Lana is haunted by the ghost of a dead friend, Emily, but the "spirit" has connections to Lionel Luthor, who is also scheming to get control of the Indian caves and "help" Lex with his wedding.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Precipice Smallville Smallville
Episode 19 - "Precipice"
After Lana is almost assaulted by a college student, Clark injures the boy while helping her. When the Kents are sued for damages that could cost them the farm, Clark tries to find a way out of the lawsuit. Meanwhile, Helens obsessive ex-boyfriend comes to Smallville to win her back but when she turns him down, he stabs her, prompting Lex to take the law into his own hands.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Red Smallville Smallville
Episode 4 - "Red"
Clark has his first run-in with red kryptonite in this exploration of classic Superman mythology, turning immoral when he gets his high-school ring holding a piece of rock. Meanwhile, Lex and his father have some issues to resolve when Lionel starts taking over the manor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Duplicity Smallville Smallville
Episode 3 - "Duplicity"
Pete finds Clarks spaceship, forcing Clark to reveal his secret to his best friend. Dr. Hamilton is plagued by kryptonite-fueled illness and focuses on Pete. Meanwhile, Lana has to deal with Nell and her plans to remarry while Lex and Lionel adjust to life together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Calling (1) Smallville Smallville
Episode 22 - "Calling (1)"
Dr. Walden comes out of a coma with super-powers and a desire to kill Clark, piquing the Luthors interest. The spaceship starts talking to Clark, and Helen and Lex prepare for their wedding.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Vortex (2) Smallville Smallville
Episode 1 - "Vortex (2)"
Clark rescues Lana from the storm, but discovers that the spaceship is released, while Jonathan is buried alive with the unscrupulous reporter who discovered Clarks secret. Meanwhile, Lex is wracked with guilt over his critically injured father.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prodigal Smallville Smallville
Episode 15 - "Prodigal"
Lex recovers his long-lost brother Lucas and uses him in a ploy to buy out his fathers share of the company. But it soon becomes clear that Lucas isnt to be trusted, and Lex soon finds himself ousted from his own company.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rush Smallville Smallville
Episode 14 - "Rush"
Students are engaging in wild, sometimes suicidal stunts, and Chloe and Pete are the next ones to become "infected."..and they use a piece of red meteor rock to get Clark to join them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nocturne Smallville Smallville
Episode 5 - "Nocturne"
Lana has a new stalker - a boy imprisoned in his basement by his parents who sneaks out at night to visit her. Meanwhile Lionel hires Clarks mother as his personal assistant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Redux Smallville Smallville
Episode 6 - "Redux"
Marthas father William comes to town after many years of estrangement due do his disapproval of Jonathan. Meanwhile Clark must deal with a series of old-age deaths at Smallville High, and the new principal puts his foot down.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rosetta Smallville Smallville
Episode 17 - "Rosetta"
Clark travels to New York to meet Dr. Swann, a brilliant scientist who holds a message for Clark from his home planet. Meanwhile Lana decides to move out of Chloes house after they get into an argument about Clark.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ryan Smallville Smallville
Episode 8 - "Ryan"
Ryan (from "Stray") returns and Clark has to save him from Dr. Garner of the Summerholt Research Facility. Meanwhile, Aunt Nell leaves Smallville, and Lex wants to expand the plant but runs afoul of the mayor.
Added on September 21, 2011
Smallville
Visage Smallville Smallville
Episode 11 - "Visage"
Whitney returns to Smallville, eager to start back up where he left off with Lana. But everything isnt what it seems...
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Mad Woman in the Attic... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 4 - "The Mad Woman in the Attic (2)"
Eves powers grow out of control, catching everyone in her endless sinister games.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Gift (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 11 - "The Gift (1)"
The Blathereen, arch-rivals of the family Slitheen arrive on Earth. In a move that surprises the gang they declare peace between Earth and Raxicoricofallapatorius and they offer Sarah Jane a gift, one that might change the future of the human race forever.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Prisoner of the Judoon (... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 1 - "Prisoner of the Judoon (1)"
Sarah Jane and the gang face the most dangerous day of their lives, as the rhino-like Judoon return. When prisoner Androvax the Destroyer crash-lands on Earth, a Veil is set free and starts to turn Earths technology against itself.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Eternity Trap (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 7 - "The Eternity Trap (1)"
A haunted house, with mysterious whispers and secrets in the shadows - time for Sarah Jane Smith!
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Prisoner of the Judoon (... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 2 - "Prisoner of the Judoon (2)"
Luke, Clyde and Rani must fight their most fearsome enemy yet - Sarah Jane Smith.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Mona Lisas Revenge (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 10 - "Mona Lisas Revenge (2)"
As Luke and Rani investigate the myth of the dreaded abomination, Mona Lisa vows to free her horrifying brother from his prison, but everything now depends upon Clyde to stop the terror.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Eternity Trap (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 8 - "The Eternity Trap (2)"
Sarah Jane and the gang discover the secret of Erasmus Darkening - but are they too late?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Mad Woman in the Attic... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 3 - "The Mad Woman in the Attic (1)"
Far in the future, in the year 2059, Old Rani remembers the day when her whole life went wrong.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Wedding of Sarah Jane... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 6 - "The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith (2)"
The Doctor arrives to join the battle, but is he too late to save both Sarah Jane and the Earth itself?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Mona Lisas Revenge (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 9 - "Mona Lisas Revenge (1)"
Unknown forces bring to life Leonardo Da Vincis most famous painting, and Clydes day becomes a nightmare when a school trip descends into disaster. Trapped and without Sarah Janes help the gang must find a way to battle the awesome abomination.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Wedding of Sarah Jane... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 5 - "The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith (1)"
The Doctor returns on the happiest day of Sarah Janes life, but a deadly trap is waiting for them all.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Gift (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 12 - "The Gift (2)"
Sarah Jane faces the battle of her life to save her son from the effects of the gift of the Blathereen. Meanwhile trapped in the school, Rani, Clyde and K-9 fight to find a way to get to the attic, where the final showdown will take place.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Nightmare Man (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 2 - "The Nightmare Man (2)"
With Luke, Clyde and Rani trapped in a bizarre dreamscape, Sarah Jane must fight alone. As the Nightmare Man grows stronger, only K-9 might hold the key. But can Luke summon the courage to face his adult life before the whole world is trapped in an endless nightmare?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Lost in Time (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 9 - "Lost in Time (1)"
A harmless investigation turns into an epic quest across time and space.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Death of the Doctor (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 6 - "Death of the Doctor (2)"
Old friends fight together - but is it too late to stop the sinister Shansheeth?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Vault of Secrets (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 4 - "The Vault of Secrets (2)"
When an old enemy, Androvax the Veil, returns to Earth asking for help, the gang face a dilemma should they trust him? Or does the legendary Vault hold an even greater terror? But a second threat arises, when android guardians threaten to destroy anyone who uncovers their secrets. As the battle between Sarah Jane, Androvax and the androids reaches its climax, Rani has to save her own mother from being caught in the crossfire. But as the Vault opens the destiny of the entire Veil species is at stake. Is it too late to save them?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Nightmare Man (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 1 - "The Nightmare Man (1)"
When Luke has his first nightmare, hes haunted by a dark figure from his dreams. A strange entity is reaching out to our world, with terrible consequences for the whole human race. Luke faces life-changing events, and Bannerman Road will never be the same again.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Death of the Doctor (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 5 - "Death of the Doctor (1)"
Old Companions Sarah Jane Smith and Jo Grant meet for the first time to discover the truth when the Doctor is declared dead. An interstellar conspiracy gathers around UNIT Head Quarters as Clyde finds that he holds the fate of the Time Lord in his hand.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 11 - "Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith (1)"
No one can defend the earth forever, but who could ever replace Sarah Jane?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Lost in Time (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 10 - "Lost in Time (2)"
Sarah Jane, Clyde and Rani fight across the centuries to be reunited.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 12 - "Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith (2)"
Sarah Jane has gone for good, and a new regime begins at Bannerman Road!
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Vault of Secrets (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 3 - "The Vault of Secrets (1)"
Androvax the Veil returns to Earth and asks for the gangs help, but how can they trust him? Or is the threat posed by the Vault of Secrets great enough to overcome old enmities. And when the android guardians threaten destruction, is there really any other choice?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Empty Planet (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 7 - "The Empty Planet (1)"
Clyde and Rani awake to find they are the only humans on Earth, even Sarah Jane Smith has vanished. But the Earth is not deserted, stalking the streets of London, strange forces gather.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Empty Planet (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 8 - "The Empty Planet (2)"
Clyde and Rani only just manage to escape from the robots.Regrouping with Gavin in a cafe, Clyde deduces that he and Rani were left behind after the robots abducted everyone else because of the two of them having been grounded by the Judoon, although this fails to explain Gavins continued presence. When Gavin runs off again, Rani and Clyde are confronted by the robots, who explain that they want the son and heir (Although Clyde initially assumes that they want Earths sun and air); Gavins father - who he mentioned left his mother when he was young - was an alien prince, and with his fathers recent death Gavin is the only viable heir to the throne.Tracking Gavin down, Clyde and Rani explain the situation to him, convincing him to remove a ring that his father gave his mother to give to him; the ring acted as a bio-damper that prevented anyone from detecting his alien heritage. With the ring removed, the robots can sense him, and he agrees to accompany them back to his fathers world, his last actions on Earth being to name Clyde and Rani a Lord and Lady of his people.With Earths population returned - having been sent to a warp shunt while the robots searched - Sarah and Mr Smith create the necessary records to state that Gavin has moved to Australia, Sarah praising Clyde and Ranis accomplishments even when they were alone.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Eye of the Gorgon (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 4 - "Eye of the Gorgon (2)"
Marias dad Alan (Joseph Millson) has been turned to stone. The alien talisman is now in the possession of the Gorgon and her evil nuns, and they are preparing to open the portal to their world. Can Sarah Jane (Elisabeth Sladen) and her young friends free Alan from his stony state, prevent the nuns from unleashing more deadly aliens on the Earth, and avoid the Gorgons petrifying gaze?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Whatever Happened to Sarah... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 8 - "Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane? (2)"
Maria (Yasmine Paige) finds herself taken back in time by the alien Graske to a pier in 1964. There, she meets a young girl her own age called Sarah Jane Smith (Elisabeth Sladen) who, with her friend Andrea (Jane Asher), is about to embark on a fateful adventure. Taken by the Graske again, Maria is then reunited with the present-day Sarah Jane. But with them both trapped in limbo as part of the meddlesome Tricksters plan to wreak chaos, they are helpless to stop the huge meteor which is about to crash into the Earth. Marias dad Alan is the only one able to remember Sarah Jane and Maria and faces a struggle to bring them back in time to save the world.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Lost Boy (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 9 - "The Lost Boy (1)"
A news report on a couple looking for their missing son, Ashley, brings a surprise for Sarah Jane (Elisabeth Sladen) when she discovers that the missing boy looks exactly like Luke (Tommy Knight). And when Mr Smith (Alexander Armstrong) confirms that Luke is a genetic match with Ashley, Sarah Jane sends him back to live with his parents. With no knowledge of his former life, Luke finds it hard to fit in and, when he tries to escape, he makes a startling discovery about who his parents really are. Sarah Jane, meanwhile, makes some investigations into the Pharos Para-Science Institute a research unit that has been conducting experiments using alien technology. Floella Benjamin guest stars as Professor Rivers.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Revenge of the Slitheen (... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 2 - "Revenge of the Slitheen (2)"
Under attack from the monstrous Slitheen child, Maria (Yasmine Paige), Luke (Tommy Knight) and Clyde (David Anthony) escape, thanks to some deodorant and Sarah Janes (Elisabeth Sladen) sonic lipstick. Back in her attic, Sarah Janes super computer Mr Smith (Alexander Armstrong) reveals the aliens evil plan to drain Earth of its energy. But as a power blackout spreads across the globe, Mr Smith goes out of action. The gang must rely on their wits alone to stop the Slitheen from extinguishing the sun for ever.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Whatever Happened to Sarah... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 7 - "Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane? (1)"
Sarah Jane (Elisabeth Sladen) mysteriously disappears just as a huge meteor threatens to crash straight into Earth. When Maria (Yasmine Paige) wakes up one morning, its as though Sarah Jane and Luke (Tommy Knight) never existed. Living across the road in Sarah Janes house is a woman called Andrea (Jane Asher). And with the attic empty and Mr Smith (Alexander Armstrong) nowhere to be seen, every other trace of Sarah Jane has vanished and Maria is the only one able to remember her. With the mysterious, hooded figure of the Trickster haunting Bannerman Road and the alien Graske meddling in time, Maria sets out to discover whatever happened to Sarah Jane. But as her journey takes her back to 1964, will she be able to find Sarah Jane in time to stop the meteor from destroying the world?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Warriors of Kudlak (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 5 - "Warriors of Kudlak (1)"
Sarah Jane (Elisabeth Sladen) and Maria (Yasmine Paige) investigate the mysterious disappearance of local boy Lance Metcalf, and soon discover that a number of children have gone missing across the country. Remarkably, the disappearances all occurred during freak storms and in cities that are home to a laser tag game called Combat 3000. As Sarah Jane and Maria delve deeper into the mystery, Luke (Tommy Knight) and Clyde (David Anthony) are off enjoying a game of Combat 30
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Warriors of Kudlak (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 6 - "Warriors of Kudlak (2)"
A Carcaroth has arrived on Earth, seeking soldiers to help fight his endless intergalactic war back home. Using Combat 3000 to sift out the best, most aggressive and instinctive fighters, he then transports them to his spaceship awaiting transfer to the war. Clyde (David Anthony) and Luke (Tommy Knight) find themselves amongst the warriors, while Sarah Jane (Elisabeth Sladen) and Maria (Yasmine Paige) must infiltrate the aliens headquarters to bring down the Carcaroth from the inside.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Revenge of the Slitheen (... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 1 - "Revenge of the Slitheen (1)"
Its Maria (Yasmine Paige), Luke (Tommy Knight) and Clydes (David Anthony) first day at their new school and somethings not quite right. The food keeps going off, theres a funny smell in the air and the new technology block is hiding some dark secrets. The friends soon make a shocking discovery: evil alien race the Slitheen have disguised themselves as teachers as part of a deadly plan that threatens the future of the entire Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Lost Boy (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 10 - "The Lost Boy (2)"
Maria (Yasmine Paige) and her dad, Alan (Joseph Millson), dig deeper into the mystery of Lukes (Tommy Knight) new parents and discover that Luke has actually been kidnapped by the Slitheen. There are more shocks when Sarah Jane (Elisabeth Sladen) and Maria find out that Mr Smith (Alexander Armstrong), Sarah Janes super computer, is one of the bad guys. With Clyde (David Anthony) nowhere to be seen, Luke in the clutches of aliens and no Mr Smith to help, things are not looking good for Sarah Jane and Maria. But just what do the Slitheen want with Luke? And who, or what, exactly, is the Xylok?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Eye of the Gorgon (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 3 - "Eye of the Gorgon (1)"
Sarah Jane (Elisabeth Sladen) and her young friends investigate reports of a ghostly nun which is haunting the local old folks residential home. And when one of the elderly residents entrusts Luke (Tommy Knight) with a mysterious alien talisman, it becomes clear there is even more to the story than meets the eye. The gang delves deeper, and discovers that the nun is part of a secret order sworn to protect a terrifying alien creature who can turn her victims to stone with a single look.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Temptation of Sarah... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 9 - "The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith (1)"
When Sarah Jane finds a time fissure, her curiosity leads her to go through it and she finds herself in 1951, in the village of Foxgrove, where she was born. Eager to see the parents she never knew, she makes a decision that will have catastrophic consequences
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Enemy of the Bane (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 12 - "Enemy of the Bane (2)"
Lukes dreams are being tormented by visions of Mrs. Wormwood. The Sontarans are back for revenge. Sarah Jane must once agian call on an old friend.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Mark of the Berserker... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 7 - "The Mark of the Berserker (1)"
Luke is going for a sleepover at Clydes house whilst Sarah Jane goes away for the weekend, during which Clydes estranged father Paul turns up hoping to get to know his son. Meanwhile Rani discovers that one of her classmates is in possession of a strange locket, that can be used to control people.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Temptation of Sarah... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 10 - "The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith (2)"
With the Earth devastated under the control of the Trickster, Sarah Jane and Luke go back to 1951 and change things back to how they were- which means that Sarah Janes parents must die. Will she make that sacrifice?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Secrets of the Stars (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 6 - "Secrets of the Stars (2)"
Clyde threatens Sarah but they manage to talk him out of it, which leads Sarah Jane to believe that Truemans control on people can be repressed by persuading them to do something that they do not normally want to do. Meanwhile, using in his broadcast to the world, Martin Trueman takes over each star sign one by one, starting with Gemini - including Ranis mother. The world is in confusion as people are accepting the Ancient Lights.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Mark of the Berserker... The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 8 - "The Mark of the Berserker (2)"
With Clydes father Paul possessed by the alien pendant, he takes Clyde off for some fun. With a little help from some old friends, Rani and Luke try and track them down, leading to a waterside confrontation with the Berserker
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Last Sontaran (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 2 - "The Last Sontaran (2)"
A lone surviving Sontaran from the failed conversion of Planet Earth wants revenge for the deaths of his comrades.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Last Sontaran (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 1 - "The Last Sontaran (1)"
A lone surviving Sontaran from the failed conversion of Planet Earth wants revenge for the deaths of his comrades.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Day of the Clown (2) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 4 - "The Day of the Clown (2)"
Trouble is brewing at Spellmans Magical Museum of the Circus when a group of people join hands and block the entrance the the museum... but they let Sarah Jane in, what is this mystery all about?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
The Day of the Clown (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 3 - "The Day of the Clown (1)"
Trouble is brewing at Spellmans Magical Museum of the Circus when a group of people join hands and block the entrance the the museum... but they let Sarah Jane in, what is this mystery all about?
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Secrets of the Stars (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 5 - "Secrets of the Stars (1)"
A fraudulent astrologer named Martin Trueman is hit by an extraterrestrial body and begins to impress everyone with his uncanny predictions. However, what he predicts for Sarah Jane is far from pleasant...
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sarah Jane Adventures...
Enemy of the Bane (1) The Sarah Jane Adventures The Sarah Jane Adventures
Episode 11 - "Enemy of the Bane (1)"
Mrs Wormwood returns to see Sarah Jane- but to ask help. The Bane have turned against Mrs Wormwood and are preparing to unleash a dark power against the universe. However, to thwart the Banes plan, Sarah Jane must call upon an old friend
Added on September 21, 2011
State Of Play
Episode 4 State Of Play State Of Play
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Foy is questioned by the news team at a hotel and his interview is recorded by Syd in the next room, who later discovers personally that Foy is gay. Cal declares his love for Anne. Cameron Foster persuades Stephen Collins not to tell the tabloid press about Anne and Cals affair. Foy has been paid by Warner Schloss who are lobbyists for U-EX Oil. Was Sonia a spy for the company? Meanwhile Stephen discovers he has had a weekend away with Sonia for which their expenses were also paid by Warner- Schloss.
Added on September 21, 2011
State Of Play
Episode 1 State Of Play State Of Play
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Teenager Kelvin Stagg is shot dead in a London street. Then politician Stephen Collins breaks down when he hears his assistant Sonia Baker has been killed by falling under a train. A newspaper editor asks his journalist Cal McCaffrey (Stephens former campaign manager) to look for a connection between the two deaths, and McCaffrey finds the dead teenager had stolen a silver metallic briefcase. McCaffrey traces the briefcase and in it he finds pictures of Stephen and Sonia - and a gun.
Added on September 21, 2011
State Of Play
Episode 2 State Of Play State Of Play
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Spin-doctor Andrew Wilson has a letter which shows Stephen Collins was about to leave his wife Anne and move in with Sonia Baker - so Collins has been lying to Cal. The Collinses give a press conference, and Anne says she knew about Sonia. Cals team wants to know who leaked their story to a rival paper. Journalist Dan leads them to Dominic Foy. Meanwhile, Stellas flat is raided by the man who shot at the courier who witnessed Staggs murder. Then Anne and Cal begin an affair. The newspaper finally hands the stolen briefcase over to the police, but Cal refuses to say where he got it and is arrested.
Added on September 21, 2011
State Of Play
Episode 6 State Of Play State Of Play
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Cameron tells Yvonne Shaps that he has sacked Cal making him a freelance journalist and that Cal has the copyright to the story if she does not give them more money for the story Cal will go to another paper. Yvonne gives them the money. Foy gives them an e-mail linking Sonia with U-Ex Oil and Warner-Scloss. Stephen tells Cal he will resign from the Energy Select Committee and help get him a story that will link George Fergus to Sonias murder. During an interview Collins talks about Sonia meeting Paul Canning from Warner-Scloss at the Trocadero everyday. Cal realises that this is information that Collins should not know and that there may now be a link to Stephen and Sonias hitman.
Added on September 21, 2011
State Of Play
Episode 5 State Of Play State Of Play
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Della manages to get Dominic Foy back into the hotel for another interview. Stephen Collins is listening to the interview next door and speaking through a concealed microphone tells Della what questions to ask. When he discovers that Sonia was pregnant and Foy adds that Collins didnt care about her he forces his way into Foys room and phtsically attacks him. Foy is taken to hospital. Greer tells Cal that George Fergus convinced her to employ Sonia Baker, even though Sonia had less qualifications than the other applicants. Cameron now has a story, but is gagged by U-Ex oil and Westminster, he prints this fact in short headlines. As a result The Herald brings in another editor to edit the headlines . Cameron has a document witnessed by Della and tells Cal that the copyright to the final story will be his.
Added on September 21, 2011
State Of Play
Episode 3 State Of Play State Of Play
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Cal is released on bail. In order to get a decoy for Della, Cal arranges to get a story to the press about his release. Cal has now become a target for the hit man and needs police protection. DCI Bell questions Stephen Collins and suggest that Sonia Baker was blackmailing him and had threatened to make their affair public knowledge. Both Bell and The Herald want to interview Dominic Foy, especially when they discover he has had a past relationship with Sonia Baker.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
Yesteryear Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 2 - "Yesteryear"
Upon returning from a mission to scan the Guardian of Forever, Spock discovers that there is no record of him serving in Starfleet and he has been replaced by an Andorian first officer, Thelin. Neither Spock nor anyone else who were on the planet have a memory of the Andorian, while no one on the Enterprise remembers Spock! Computer records indicate Spock died as a youngster during a Vulcan ritual, and that they were scanning the Guardian when it was ""running"" that period of time. Since Spock didnt go through to save himself, he altered the timeline. The Guardian sends Spock through where he pretends to be a distant cousin. He meets Amanda and Sarek and an embittered young Spock. Young Spock eventually tries to undertake the desert ritual on his own and is almost killed. His pet sehlat saves him at the cost of its own life before Old Spock can show up. The timeline restored, everything is put back to normal.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Time Trap Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 12 - "The Time Trap"
The Enterprise is investigating a ""Bermuda Triangle of Space"" when pursuit by three Klingon ships forces them into the area. They and the lead ship commanded by Captain Kor disappear and reappear in a mysterious null area of space filled with abandoned ships. They find a concentrated population on one ship and both captains are whisked away to meet with a Council of various aliens who are trapped there. Unable to escape because of the eventual drain of all higher power systems, they have formed a peaceful coalition, the Elysians, and insist the newcomers obey their rules. The Klingons fail in one attempt to escape the area, but Spock determines that the two ships together might succeed if they operate in tandem. Reluctantly Kor agrees but prepares to sabotage efforts. He has his mate plant a bomb during a social party between the two crews. The two ships linked together manage to escape but Scotty and Spock find the bomb and jettison it just before the Klingon ship breaks away and acti
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Infinite Vulcan Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 7 - "The Infinite Vulcan"
The Enterprise investigate a seemingly-abandoned planet to discover its inhabited by a race of plants, the Phylosians. They are then confronted by a giant humanoid, Dr. Keniclius 5, a refugee of the Eugenics Wars. He leads the Phylosians and they capture Spock and send Kirk packing. Keniclius plans to clone Spock as he cloned himself (being the ""fifth"" generation of the original) and bring peace to the galaxy via conquest. Hes helping the Phylosians, a dying race, who are aiding him in return. McCoy whips up some weedkiller and the Enterprise landing party get past the Phylosians only to confront a giant Spock; Keniclius first of many. But the original is to be sacrificed. Kirk goads the giant Spock into assisting the younger one by drawing on its reflexive actions. The clone-Spock revives the original with a mind meld and Keniclius gives up his dreams of conquest. He and the giant clone-Spock will stay behind to help the Phylosians.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Lorelei Signal Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 4 - "The Lorelei Signal"
Responding to a distress signal from a sector of space where ships disappear every 27.346 years, the male crewman are affected by a signal. Uhura and Chapel are forced to take command when the male crew onboard starting acting enraptured. On the planets surface, Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and a redshirt are first greeted than captured by the women and given headsets that suck out their energies and cause their bodies to deteriorate as if they were aging. They escape but in their enfeebled condition are trapped in a giant urn filling with rainwater. Uhura leads a landing party that defeat the women readily and find the men. The womens physiology and life-energy requirements are keyed to the planet, and Enterprise agrees to take them to a normal planet. Using the transporter and the original patterns, they restore Kirk and the others.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
One of Our Planets is Missing... Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 3 - "One of Our Planets is Missing"
The crew of the Enterprise races to find a way to stop a cloud from destroying inhabited planets.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
More Tribbles, More Troubles... Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 5 - "More Tribbles, More Troubles"
The Enterprise is escorting robot carriers loaded with five-lobed quinto-triticale to Shermans Planet amidst rumors the Klingons haev a new weapon. The Klingons attack a small scout ship and the Enterprise rescue the single crewman: trader Cyrano Jones. And he has...tribbles. Neither Jones or the Klingons, led by Kirks ""old friend"" Captain Koloth, will say why they want him dead. It turns out Jones escaped his sentence on Station K-7 (to clean up every tribble) by finding a tribble predator called a glommer. The Klingons attack the robot ships to stop the shipment and reveal their new weapon: an energy innervator that leaves both ships powerless. Meanwhile, McCoy checks out Jones tribbles and finds out that the tribbles are safe...sort of. They dont reproduce. They just get bigger...and bigger. When Kirk beams the giant-sized tribbles aboard the Klingon ship, Koloth reveals a state secret: they created the glommer and want it back from Cyrano, who ""acquired"" it. Kirk obliges but at
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Terratin Incident Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 11 - "The Terratin Incident"
While exploring a burnt out supernova the Enterprise track a strange signal with the unrecognized word ""terratin"". They track it to the single planet orbiting the supernova and are hit with a burst of light from the volcanic planet. The crew and all organic matter begin to shrink while the ships circuits are fused and the dilithium burned out. Struggling against a ship that they will soon be unable to control, they beam Kirk down to the signal source. The transporter recreates him from the original pattern, restoring him to normal size. The planet is plagued with volcanic activity and has a radiation that when focused causes organic shrinkage. Kirk finds a miniature city just before being beamed back up on automatic. He finds the ship deserted: the city below beamed the Enterprise crew, now at their same size down. The ""shrink attack"" was the only way they had to contact Enterprise, and they are about to be destroyed by volcanic activity. They were a lost colony: Terra 10 (i.e., ""terr
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Ambergris Element Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 13 - "The Ambergris Element"
While exploring the planet Argo, Kirk and Spock are turned into water breathers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Magicks of Megas-Tu Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 8 - "The Magicks of Megas-Tu"
While on a mission at the center of the galaxy, the Enterprise are swept through the center of everything and end up in an alien world where all laws of nature and physics fail to work. They are rescued from total system collapse and death by a satyrlike creature named Lucien. He claims to be happy to have them finally come visiting, but preaches caution. Spock deduces that magic actually works in this universe, but the Enterprise crews experimental use of it attracts the attention of Luciens people. They came to Earth and practiced magic, but were hated, feared, and driven out. They put the Enterprise crew on trial in a mock Salem but it is actually Lucien they consider at fault. They agree to let the Enterprise go but condemn Lucien to eternal imprisonment. Defending Lucien, Kirk challenges the court ruling and uses magic himself to fend off the Chief Prosecutor. Impressed by Kirks willingness to die for Lucien, who may have been the inspiration for Lucifer, the Megans send the En
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Survivor Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 6 - "The Survivor"
Near the Romulan border the Enterprise discover a one-man ship containing Carter Winston, a missing philanthropist. His fiancee Anne is aboard and the couple are happy to be reunited. But ""Winston"" transforms into an alien, knocks out Kirk, and takes his place long enough to order the ship into the neutral zone. The alien then takes McCoys place to tell Anne to forget Winston and misdirect Kirk and Spock. They see through the ruse and realize ""Carter"" is a Vendorian, from a race of deceitful shapeshifters. It agreed to help the Romulans get hold of Enterprise. An outcast from its own race, it befriended the real Carter before he died and absorbed much of his feelings and emotions. It shapeshifts into a deflector shield to save Anne and the ship. At the end Anne suggests they try and make a go of it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
Once Upon a Planet Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 9 - "Once Upon a Planet"
Kirk returns to the ""shore leave"" planet, but its not as peaceful as it was when they last saw it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Slaver Weapon Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 14 - "The Slaver Weapon"
While carrying an ancient Slaver stasis box to a star base, Spock, Uhura, and Sulu get an indication that there is another nearby. Upon investigating, they are taken prisoner by the Kzinti - a cat-like race who hate humans after losing several wars to them. The Kzinti have an empty Slaver box, which is the only way to find another stasis box. They manage to open the Enterprise crews box and find old meat, a strange hologram statue, and...a mysterious gun-like device. The item can shift its form. Spock and Sulu manage to escape but are recaptured when they trigger a matter-destruct sequence. An energy-draining setting almost lets Uhura escape. The Kzinti eventually stumble upon a setting that activates a sentient computer. When they are unable to provide the proper passwords it nonetheless provides them with another setting when they request the matter conversion form. But its a self-destruct setting: the computer believes the Kzinti to be Slaver enemies and gives them the means to th
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
Beyond the Farthest Star Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 1 - "Beyond the Farthest Star"
In orbit around a dead star, the Enterprise comes across a huge starship inhabited by a parasitic life form that threatens the entire ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
Mudds Passion Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 10 - "Mudds Passion"
The Enterprise are sent to check out a conman who is their old friend Harry Mudd. He is trying to sell a fake love potion to miners. Kirk reveals the scheme and ""rescues"" Harry into protective custody. Mudd tricks Nurse Chapel into trying the love potion on Spock as a distraction to take her hostage and escape by shuttlecraft. Spock and Kirk pursue him to an abandoned planet but not before the potion is distributed into the air system. The potion has a delayed effect and Spock soon becomes enarmored of Christine. Complicating matters, a giant rock creature on the planet attacks and the Enterprise crew are too romantically distracted to rescue them. Kirk manages to use the love potion on the Godzilla-sized creature and it spares them long enough to be rescued. The potions effects totally reverse and the love-smitten duos hate each other for an equal period of time. Realizing he had the real thing on his hands all along and didnt market it correctly, Harry confesses to his misdeeds.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Jihad Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 16 - "The Jihad"
Kirk leads a party to retrieve a religious relic that was stolen; however, he is faced with sabotage from within the group by someone who doesnt want to relic to be found, which will trigger an intergalactic jihad.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Eye of the Beholder Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 15 - "The Eye of the Beholder"
The Enterprise crew go looking for the missing Ariel, a science ship. They track it to a class M planet. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy beam down and after passing through a series of oddly divided ecological regions, are captured by strange slug-like creatures. They are taken to a high-tech zoo where they meet the remaining three survivors of the Ariel. They are exhibits in the zoo belonging to the Lactran slug-aliens, who are highly intelligent. The creatures are so intelligent they dont recognize the humans and Spock as intelligent. One of the Ariel crewman is dying of an illness, and uniting their mental force with Spock they manage to contact a Lactran child to give them the medical kit and a communicator. The child snatches the communicator just as Scotty beams it up. While the adults concentrate their mental powers on Kirk in an effort to recover their child, almost driving him mad, the Lactran child takes over the Enterprise. After scanning its computers it beams back with Scotty and
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Counter-Clock Incident... Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 6 - "The Counter-Clock Incident"
With Commodore Robert April (the first commander of the Enterprise) on board, Kirk pursues a ship plunging into a supernova, and enters a universe where time runs backwards.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
The Pirates of Orion Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 1 - "The Pirates of Orion"
When Spock is stricken down by a disease fatal to Vulcans, the Enterprise is to meet a freighter with a load of drugs that provides the only cure, but Orion pirates attack the ship and Kirk must track down the Orions and the drug before it is too late.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
Bem Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 2 - "Bem"
The Enterprise has as an observer on their current exploration/contact missions: Commander Ari bn Bem of the planet Pandro. He is rude and obnoxious and dangerously independent, but Kirk is under orders to treat him well to further relations with Pandro. After six months in his cabin Bem insists on going on a landing party. Trying to rescue Bem (who claims he is observing the primitive locals), Kirk and Spock are captured. Bem has replaced their communicators and phasers with dummies to observe them under stress as well. He reveals he is a colony creature who can split his body into separate, individually independent parts. Meanwhile, a sensory anomaly is sweeping over the planet, and appears to be a ""god"" of some sort that claims responsibility over its ""children"" and insists they leave. Bem escapes and Kirk rescues him again by telling the ""god"" that he has the same responsibility to Bem it does to her children. A chastened Bem acquiesces and the planets natives are left to develop
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
Albatross Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 4 - "Albatross"
Dr. McCoy is arrested and held responsible for causing a plague that ravaged the planet Dramia Two, where he performed a mass-innoculation 19 years earlier.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek The Animated...
How Sharper Than a Serpents... Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 5 - "How Sharper Than a Serpents Tooth?"
The Enterprise is tracing the course of a probe that scanned Earth and sent a signal back along its course. They are attacked by a serpent-shaped energy field belonging to a feathered serpent who claims to be Kulkukan of Mayan-Aztec legend. It beams Kirk, McCoy, Scott, and Ensign Walking Bear aboard its ship to solve its puzzle before he will reveal himself. Aligning the mirrors in a strange city, they solve the puzzle and Kulkukan appears before them. It takes them to its ""zoo"" of violent creatures that now live in tranquility. Spock figures a way to break Kulkukans force field and Kirk uses the diversion to free the animals. Kulkukan realizes that is not a god, but just a delusional old alien that once helped the younger races along. It leaves in sadness, leaving McCoy to remember the Shakespearean quote, ""How sharper than a serpents tooth is an ungrateful child...""
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Practical Joker Star Trek The Animated Series Star Trek The Animated Series
Episode 3 - "The Practical Joker"
The Enterprise explores a mysterious cloud in space. After passing through it the ships computer begins acting in a bizarre fashion. It replicates Kirks shirts with ""Kirk is a Jerk"" on the back, manufacturers devices that leave a black eye ring on Spock, and shoot cream pies out of the food devices. Things take a turn for the worse when McCoy, Sulu, and Uhura are trapped in thea holodeck where they are beset by dangerous weather phenomena. They are rescued by Scotty when he bypasses the controls, but the Enterprise crew are further endangered when the Romulans attack and the ships computer overrides manual controls. By feigning fear of the cloud, Kirk tricks the ships computer into entering the cloud, which reverses the process. As they depart, they pick up transmissions from the pursuing Romulan ship that they are experiencing strange phenomena from their computer...
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Pilot Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Having her handbag stolen proves to be a blessing for Fiona when a handsome stranger named Steve comes to her rescue. Lip is shocked to discover Ian could be gay and decides his brother should pay a visit to the ever-accommodating Karen Jackson down the block. But the sudden arrival of her furious father Eddie ensures Ians already-slim chances of happiness with Karen take a severe blow. Meanwhile, Steve buys Fiona a romantic gift, but for some reason shes less than impressed with it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
But at Last Came a Knock Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 9 - "But at Last Came a Knock"
Monica comes back when Frank needs her to sign documents and decides to take Liam with her. Meanwhile, Steve and Fiona move together.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Aunt Ginger Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 3 - "Aunt Ginger"
Fiona turns her attentions to Tony, a cop who has had a crush on her since childhood, but Steve isnt willing to give up without a fight; Ian is targeted by the brothers of a girl he spurned; the whole family searches for elderly Aunt Ginger, who owns their house.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Father Frank, Full of Grace... Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 12 - "Father Frank, Full of Grace"
Steve tries to convince Fiona to skip town with him now that his true livelihood as been discovered; Frank and Karens secret is revealed, forcing Frank to go into hiding; Fiona tries to figure out how to get Lip and Ian out of jail after their arrest for car theft.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Daddys Girl Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 11 - "Daddys Girl"
Tony comes closer to discovering what Steve is doing, while Fiona makes a new friend. In the meantime, Lip helps Ian look for his father.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Frank the Plank Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 2 - "Frank the Plank"
Drunk as a skunk, Frank has a run-in with Karens father and returns home to take it out on Ian. The next day is Friday, and Frank is nowhere to be found, which is a bit odd since he never misses disability check day. The family starts a manhunt. .
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Three Boys Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 5 - "Three Boys"
When the Gallaghers find out Veronica comes from a wealthy family, they try to scheme a fake wedding for the dowry. Meanwhile, Frank gets some bad news about his health.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Killer Carl Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 6 - "Killer Carl"
Fiona tries to prove the Gallagher home is suitable for rehabilitating a delinquent after receiving a letter from Carls teacher; Lip gets busted taking the SAT for fellow students in exchange for cash; Kash and Ian are ashamed at their failure to stop a string of robberies at the Kash and Grab; Franks poor business acumen continues to have negative consequences.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Frank Gallagher: Loving... Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 7 - "Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father "
Frank gets into trouble with two goons he owes money. Fiona asks Sheila to take care of Liam while she spends a night with Steve, and Ian tries to stop Mickey from bullying Kash.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Its Time To Kill The Turtle... Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 8 - "Its Time To Kill The Turtle "
Sheila fears to lose Frank when he gives up drinking. While Lip suspects their dad hasnt changed, Debbie and Carl enjoy having Frank back in their life. Meanwhile, Fiona tries to find a better paid job.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Casey Casden Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 4 - "Casey Casden"
Debbie, sad and lonely after Aunt Ginger leaves, steals a little boy from a birthday party. In classic Gallagher style, the family hatches a plan to return the toddler safe and sound without attracting attention from the Chicago Police Department, who has made the kidnapping a top priority. Karen, in complete defiance of Eddie, starts to tease Frank sexually. Frank not knowing what to make of it keeps himself busy with booze, picking up Sheilas meds from the pharmacy and concentrating on finding the missing boy. What began as an innocent lie for Kevin to protect himself from a hot girl ultimately becomes a proposal of marriage for Veronica.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shameless (US)
Nana Gallagher Had an Affair... Shameless (US) Shameless (US)
Episode 10 - "Nana Gallagher Had an Affair"
The childrens paternity is put into question and Frank needs Carls help.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Mnage Troi Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 24 - "Mnage Troi"
Riker and Deanna, both on shoreleave, are unexpectedly joined by Deannas mother, Lwaxana, on Betazed. Shortly, all three are kidnapped by the Ferengi who want to study Lwaxanas telepathic abilities.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Survivors Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 3 - "The Survivors"
Stardate: 43152.4The Enterprise discovers a planet that has had all life eradicated, except for two mysterious residents and their home, which has been left in perfect condition.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Enemy Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 7 - "The Enemy"
Stardate:43349.2A blind Geordie is trapped on a hazardous planet with a paranoid and severely injured Romulan. In orbit, a Romulan Warbird is preventing the Enterprise from attempting a rescue mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Vengeance Factor Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 9 - "The Vengeance Factor"
Stardate: 43421.9The Enterprise crew tries to mend the relationship between a race known as the Acamarians and a faction known as the Gatherers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Allegiance Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 18 - "Allegiance"
Stardate: 43714.1Picard is secretly abducted and switched with an alien double. The crews suspicions are raised when he starts exhibiting unusual behaviour, and is relieved of command.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Transfigurations Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 25 - "Transfigurations"
Stardate: 43957.2Dr. Crusher becomes attracted to an injured alien with mysterious powers, who is being tracked down by his government like a wanted criminal.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The High Ground Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 12 - "The High Ground"
Stardate: 43510.7Dr. Crusher is abducted by a group of terrorists while delivering crucial medical supplies to a planet ravaged by civil war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Price Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 8 - "The Price"
Stardate: 43385.6The Enterprise hosts the negotiations for the rights to a newly discovered, stable wormhole to the Delta Quadrant. One of the negotiators, Devinoni Ral, becomes attracted to Deanna Troi, but he holds a dubious secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Most Toys Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 22 - "The Most Toys"
Stardate: 43872.2The crew are shattered by the apparent death of Data in a shuttle explosion, and are prevented from carrying out a detailed investigation when Starfleet gives them orders for a new mission elsewhere. However, the crew dont realize that he was actually abducted and placed on display as part of a collection of rare and valuable items held by a disreputable character.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Offspring Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 16 - "The Offspring"
Stardate: 43657.0Data becomes a father when he creates a Soong-type android in the form of a daughter named Lal. Issues are complicated when Lal starts showing signs of a more evolved consciousness, including the ability to feel emotions, which attracts the attention of Starfleet scientists who want to take her away from Data and examine her advanced systems.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Captains Holiday Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 19 - "Captains Holiday"
Stardate: 43745.2While on vacation on Risa, Captain Picard encounters two Vorgons from the 27th Century who claim they are searching for a powerful weapon hidden somewhere on the planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Sarek Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 23 - "Sarek"
Stardate: 43917.4Spocks Vulcan father, Sarek, boards the Enterprise to negotiate political relations with the Legaran. However, Sarek has contract Bendii syndrome, which causes a Vulcan to gradually lose control, and become overpowered with emotions.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Bonding Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 5 - "The Bonding"
Worf and Wesley must help a 12 year old boy cope with the death of his mother; an archaeologist killed during an away mission to a deserted planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Hollow Pursuits Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 21 - "Hollow Pursuits"
Stardate: 43807.4A nervous and insecure officer, Lt. Reginald Barclay, places the Enterprise in great danger when he neglects his duties in Engineering, and instead spends his time acting out his fantasies on the holodeck.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Defector Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 10 - "The Defector"
Stardate: 43462.5A defecting Romulan warns the Federation about an impending attack by the Romulans, who are secretly establishing bases within the Neutral Zone.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Yesterdays Enterprise Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 15 - "Yesterdays Enterprise"
Stardate: 43625.2A rift in the space/time continuum brings the U.S.S. Enterprise - C forward into the 24th Century, and alters the timeline. In this future, the Federation is at war with the Klingons, Tasha Yar is on the bridge, Worf did not join the Federation, and only Guinans unique perception of reality may restore the timeline.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Hunted Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 11 - "The Hunted"
Stardate: 43489.2A potentially new member of the Federation enlists the help of the Enterprise to track down a wanted criminal who has a reputation for his excessive violence. However, the fugitives actions may not be of his own will.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Booby Trap Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 6 - "Booby Trap"
Stardate: 43205.6While investigating an ancient ship left adrift in space, the Enterprise accidentally trips the ancient booby trap that disabled the old vessel over 1000 years ago.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Evolution Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 1 - "Evolution"
Stardate: 43125.8A system-wide computer malfunction places the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise in grave danger while they are escorting a scientist to a star in the process of exploding.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Best of Both Worlds (... Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 26 - "The Best of Both Worlds (1)"
Stardate: 43989.1An Starfleet expert on the Borg, Lt. Cmdr. Shelby, is assigned to the Enterprise to investigate the disappearance of a Federation colony. Picard is abducted by the Borg and assimilated into the Collective, which forces Riker to attempt a rescue mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Dj Q Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 13 - "Dj Q"
Stardate: 43539.1A Calamarian starts attacking the Enterprise while seeking revenge on a powerless Q.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
A Matter of Perspective Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 14 - "A Matter of Perspective"
Stardate: 43610.4Riker is accused of murder when a scientist is killed in an explosion. Picard must recreate the recent events in the holodeck to prove his commanders innocence.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Sins of the Father Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 17 - "Sins of the Father"
Stardate: 43685.2Worf is reunited with his long-lost brother when their father is charged with treason for helping the Romulans. Together they make an appeal to the Klingon High Council to challenge the charges, and have them revoked.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Ensigns of Command Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 2 - "The Ensigns of Command"
Stardate: 43133.3A human colony is forced to evacuate a planet when the original inhabitants return and threaten the colonists with annihilation if they do not leave within four days.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Tin Man Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 20 - "Tin Man"
Stardate: 43779.3The Enterprise encounters a living ship in the Neutral Zone, and risks breaking the Romulan Federation alliance in order to bring it into contact with a Betazoid emissary.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Who Watches the Watchers Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 4 - "Who Watches the Watchers"
Stardate: 43173.5An away team inadvertently breaks the Prime Directive and reveal themselves to a primitive culture on Mintaka III, causing the inhabitants believe that Captain Picard is a God.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Half a Life Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 22 - "Half a Life"
Lwaxana Troi falls in love with a man who must return home to commit suicide, as is customary for their race when they reach a certain age.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Devils Due Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 13 - "Devils Due"
The crew of the Enterprise must defend the planet Ventax from a mythological Devil who re-appears when a 1000 year long era of peace comes to an end.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
In Theory Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 25 - "In Theory"
Data experiences the complexities of love when a fellow crewmate becomes attracted to him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Remember Me Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 5 - "Remember Me"
Dr. Crusher begins to question her sanity when members of the crew start disappearing one by one, and all evidence of their existence is erased.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Qpid Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 20 - "Qpid"
Q places Vash and the senior Enterprise crew in a recreation of Robin Hood and his merry men.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Future Imperfect Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 8 - "Future Imperfect"
Riker awakens one morning to discover he is suddenly 16 years in the future as the captain of the Enterprise, and negotiating a peace treaty with the Romulans with no recollection of how he arrived at that point in time, or of any recent events.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Datas Day Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 11 - "Datas Day"
A Vulcan Ambassador being escorted by the Enterprise starts exhibiting suspicious behavior. Miles OBrien marries his fiance, Keiko Ishikawa in Ten-Forward.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Galaxys Child Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 16 - "Galaxys Child"
Geordi must work with the real Leah Brahms when she arrives on the Enterprise when a space-borne alien life form thinks the ship is its mother. Tensions rise when she learns that Geordi created a holographic version of her several months before in order to save the ship from danger.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Drumhead Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 21 - "The Drumhead"
Picard is accused of treason when an explosion aboard the Enterprise is investigated by a ruthless and paranoid Starfleet Admiral.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Redemption (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 26 - "Redemption (1)"
Worf must choose between his people and the Federation when a civil war threatens to destroy the Klingon Empire.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Night Terrors Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 17 - "Night Terrors"
Troi faces a recurring nightmare when the Enterprise is caught in a rift in space. Soon, the crew begins to slip into insanity through dream deprivation.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
First Contact Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 15 - "First Contact"
Riker is abducted by a xenophobic race of aliens during a first contact mission. They believe the Enterprise is a scout for an invasion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Nth Degree Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 19 - "The Nth Degree"
An alien probe transforms Barclay from a shy, awkward character into an arrogant super-genius who is able to interface with the Enterprises computer through the holodeck.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Clues Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 14 - "Clues"
Picard orders a secret investigation when the crew suspects Data of lying about the discovery of a wormhole.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Legacy Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 6 - "Legacy"
The Enterprise is caught in the middle of a civil war when they encounter Tasha Yars long-lost younger sister, Ishara.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Family Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 2 - "Family"
Picard meets with his older brother in France, and contemplates resigning his Starfleet commission after his ordeal with the Borg. Worfs adoptive parents spend time with their son on the Enterprise, and succeed in embarrassing him in front of his crewmates.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Reunion Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 7 - "Reunion"
Picard is asked to choose between two candidates to succeed the current Chancellor of the Klingon High Council as the new ruler of the Empire. Worf is disturbed by unexpected news when he is paid a visit by his former lover.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Brothers Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 3 - "Brothers"
While escorting a seriously ill boy to the closest Federation Starbase for treatment, Data mysteriously takes control of the Enterprise and takes it to a distant planet. He learns that his creator has summoned him for an important meeting that could change his life. However, Dr. Soong unknowingly summoned Datas twin brother Lore, into the bargain.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Wounded Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 12 - "The Wounded"
When the Cardassians start re-arming themselves, a Federation Captain takes it upon himself to remove a potential threat before it escalated. Now, Picard must fight for the Cardassians and stop the renegade from slaughtering innocents.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Loss Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 10 - "The Loss"
Troi loses her empathic abilities when the Enterprise is caught in the gravitational pull of a black hole.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Host Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 23 - "The Host"
Dr. Crusher falls in love with a Trill Ambassador, until she discovers the Trills symbiotic relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Best of Both Worlds (... Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 1 - "The Best of Both Worlds (2)"
Riker must pull out all the stops in order to save Earth from a Borg invasion being lead by none other than Locutus - otherwise known as Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Suddenly Human Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 4 - "Suddenly Human"
A custody battle between Picard and a childs adoptive father arises when a boy showing evidence of abuse is discovered.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Final Mission Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 9 - "Final Mission"
Wesley must keep Captain Picard alive on the eve of his entrance exam to Starfleet Academy when their shuttle crashes on a barren moon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
The Minds Eye Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 24 - "The Minds Eye"
While en route to Risa for shore leave, Geordi is abducted by the Romulans and brainwashed into becoming an assassin.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Identity Crisis Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 18 - "Identity Crisis"
Geordi and a former crew mate begin evolving into bizarre creatures when they return to a planet both of them were on during an Away Mission five years earlier.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Gambit (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 4 - "Gambit (1)"
Stardate: 47135.2 - An away team investigates the apparent death of Jean-Luc Picard who was supposedly killed in a bar fight. When Riker is abducted by a band of criminals who loot archaeological digs, he is shocked to find Picard alive and well, and undercover as a renegade archaeologist.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Journeys End Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 20 - "Journeys End"
Stardate: 47751.2 - Under the terms of the new Federation/Cardassian alliance, Picard is ordered to evacuate a colony of native Americans, but protests from Wesley hamper the process. Wesleys destiny is finally revealed to him when the Traveler returns.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pegasus Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 12 - "The Pegasus"
Stardate: 47457.1 - Riker is placed on a covert mission to find the missing starship he was once a member aboard, but the mission holds a secret that could destroy the peace treaty between the Federation and the Romulans.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gambit (2) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 5 - "Gambit (2)"
Stardate: 47160.1 - Picard and Riker covertly work together in an attempt to find out why the criminals are looting archaeological digs.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Genesis Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 19 - "Genesis"
Stardate: 47653.2 - Upon returning from an away mission, Picard and Data find the ship drifting in space, and the crew de-evolving into their animal ancestors.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homeward Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 13 - "Homeward"
Stardate: 47423.9 - Worfs adoptive brother violates the Prime Directive to save an alien society whose planet is dying.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sub Rosa Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 14 - "Sub Rosa"
Stardate: Unknown - Dr. Crusher attends her grandmothers funeral, to find that she had been in romantic encounters with a mysterious man who had been haunting the Howard family women for generations.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Liaisons Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 2 - "Liaisons"
Stardate: Unknown - During an exchange program, Picards shuttle crashes on an unknown planet where he is rescued by the sole survivor of another crash.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Force of Nature Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 9 - "Force of Nature"
Stardate: 47310.2 - The Enterprise is drawn to a region of space where many starships have been mysteriously disabled. They soon learn that a brother and sister team has been working together to bring attention to the fact that frequent high-warp travel is damaging the very fabric of space/time.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Attached Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 8 - "Attached"
Stardate: 47304.2 - While on a a diplomatic mission, Dr. Crusher and Picard are captured and imprisoned. As a result, they are linked together via a telepathic device.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Inheritance Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 10 - "Inheritance"
Stardate: 47410.2 - Data is disturbed by the claims of a woman who says she is Noonien Soongs ex-wife.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dark Page Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 7 - "Dark Page"
Stardate: 47254.1 - Lwaxana Troi collapses with a repressed memory related illness. Her only chance for survival is if Deanna can probe her subconscious and find out what is killing her. However, the secret Lwaxana holds is deeper than Deanna imagined.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Phantasms Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 6 - "Phantasms"
Stardate: 47225.7 - Datas new dream subroutine causes him to experience nightmares which provide a unique insight into strange events that are occurring on board the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All Good Things... (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 25 - "All Good Things... (1)"
Stardate: 47988.0 - Shortly after Picard is diagnosed with a long-term, potentially debilitating brain disorder, he starts experiencing bizarre shifts into three main time periods: 25 years into the future, a few days before the Enterprise-D is sent on its mission to Farpoint station, and the present. Picard realizes that Q is behind these shifts through time. Q finally reveals himself that humanity is still on trial, and that Picard must stop an event in the future that will halt the formation of life on Earth four billion years ago.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Preemptive Strike Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 24 - "Preemptive Strike"
Stardate: 47941.7 - Fresh from Starfleets Advanced Tactical Training course, Ro Laren is assigned to infiltrate the Maquis. However, over time she begins to sympathize with them, which forces her to choose between her loyalty to the Federation, and her new friends in the Maquis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bloodlines Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 22 - "Bloodlines"
Stardate: 47829.1 - Picard tries to save his newly-discovered son from the retaliation of a vengeful Ferengi whose only son was killed by Picard buring the Battle of Maxia many years before.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thine Own Self Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 16 - "Thine Own Self"
Stardate: 47611.2 - Data find himself mysteriously stranded on a planet with no recollection of who he is or how he arrived there. Soon he is accused of spreading a plague among the inhabitants. Troi takes the bridge officers test in an attempt to gain the rank of Commander.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lower Decks Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 15 - "Lower Decks"
Stardate: 47566.7 - Four young ensigns compete for a promotion that only one of them will receive. However, they are soon placed on a top secret mission that places some of their lives in danger.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Firstborn Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 21 - "Firstborn"
Stardate: 47779.4 - A disinterested Alexander must face his first Right of Ascension passage, but a mysterious warrior by the name of KMtar brings with him a disturbing request.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eye of the Beholder Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 18 - "Eye of the Beholder"
Stardate: 47622.1 - While investigating the mysterious suicide of a crew member, Troi and Worf begin to show romantic feeling towards one another.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Parallels Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 11 - "Parallels"
Stardate: 47391.2 - Worf returns from a Klingon competition to find that he is shifting through different realities.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Emergence Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 23 - "Emergence"
Stardate: 47869.2 - The Enterprises computer systems starts having repeated malfunctions, leading the crew to believe that it may be evolving into a new life form.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Descent (2) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 1 - "Descent (2)"
Stardate: 47025.4 - Data abducts Picard, Troi and Geordi and holds them prisoners of the Borg, while he derives pleasure from being evil. Dr. Crusher is left in command of the Enterprise as it comes under attack from a Borg vessel.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Interface Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 3 - "Interface"
Stardate: 47215.5 - Geordi defies direct orders from Captain Picard in an attempt to rescue his mother who had recently been reported as missing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Masks Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 17 - "Masks"
Stardate: 47615.2 - The Enterprise is slowly transformed into an ancient alien temple when Data discovers an alien archive full of information about an ancient culture. Shortly after opening the archive, Data becomes possessed with several different personalities.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Conundrum Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 14 - "Conundrum"
Stardate: 45494.2 - The Enterprise crew unknowingly receives a new first officer who claims that the Federation is at war with another species.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Redemption (2) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 1 - "Redemption (2)"
Stardate: 45020.4 - Picard suspects a Romulan influence in the recent Klingon civil war, and must force the Federation to intervene before the Empire collapses.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Outcast Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 17 - "The Outcast"
Stardate: 45614.6 - While investigating the disappearance of a Jnaii shuttlecraft, the crew finds reason to believe the missing ship is stranded in an abnormal pocket called "null space." Riker and Soren, a member of the Jnaii race, begin preparing to rescue the craft, and the two strike up a friendship. Their relationship develops quickly as the pair question each other about mating habits, since the Jnaii are androgynous and do not identify themselves as either male or female. Despite this difference, sparks begin to fly between them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Game Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 6 - "The Game"
Stardate: 45208.2 - An addictive game is distributed among the crew of the Enterprise, however, it appears that this game interferes with a persons logic and reason, which leaves the crew open to manipulation. Only a young Ensign and a vacationing Wesley Crusher are able to think for themselves, and must find a way to reverse the damage before the ship falls into the wrong hands.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I, Borg Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 23 - "I, Borg"
Stardate: 45832.1 - An injured Borg is discovered and brought back to the Enterprise where he is repaired by Dr. Crusher and befriended by Geordi, who names him Hugh. Soon, Hugh starts showing signs of individuality while Picard must choose between destroying him or returning him to the collective.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Inner Light Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 25 - "The Inner Light"
Picard is struck by an energy beam from an alien probe, which renders him unconscious and places him in the life of a citizen on the planet Kataan, with his memory of the Enterprise intact. Although he searches for a way to return, he finally decides to live his life with his Kataan wife, have children & grandchildren, learning to play a flute and completely immersing in the Kataan culture. He finds the planet is dying due to an imbalance of its sun. With no way to evacuate the planets people, the government builds a probe which will tell others how they lived. The same probe that Picard met. Picard wakes to find himself back on the Enterprise having lived an entire lifetime in just minutes. The probe, having disgorged its memories, gives one last gift: the flute (which shows up in later episodes.)
Added on September 21, 2011
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Times Arrow (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 26 - "Times Arrow (1)"
Stardate: 45959.1 - Datas head is uncovered in an archaeological dig on Earth, where evidence is also found that aliens may have been on Earth as early as the 19th Century. Using modified technology, an away team follows Data into the late 1890s to investigate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ethics Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 16 - "Ethics"
Stardate: 45587.3 - When Worf is paralysed in an accident he must undergo drastic back surgery. However, this experimental technique may cost him his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cost of Living Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 20 - "Cost of Living"
Stardate: 45733.63 - Deannas mother pays a surprise visit to the Enterprise with even more surprising news: she plans to marry a man she has never met. After destroying an asteroid, the ship becomes infected with parasites that eat away at the ships hull.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cause and Effect Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 18 - "Cause and Effect"
Stardate: 45652.1 - While exploring the Typhon Expanse, the Enterprise is caught in a time warp in which they are repeatedly destroyed while colliding with another starship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hero Worship Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 11 - "Hero Worship"
Stardate: 45397.3 - The Enterprise investigates the cause of an explosion which destroyed a small ship and its entire crew, except for a small boy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Imaginary Friend Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 22 - "Imaginary Friend"
Stardate: 45832.1 - While exploring a strange form of energy in a region of space, a little girls imaginary friend becomes real and places the Enterprise in great danger.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Disaster Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 5 - "Disaster"
Stardate: 45156.1 - A natural disaster leaves Troi in command of the Enterprise, Picard stuck in a turbo lift with three small children and Keiko OBrien stuck in Ten-Forward giving birth with an anxious Worf.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Perfect Mate Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 21 - "The Perfect Mate"
Stardate: 45761.3 - The Ferengi try to abduct an empathic Metamorph who could bring peace between two warring worlds.
Added on September 21, 2011
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New Ground Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 10 - "New Ground"
Stardate: 45376.3 - Worfs son, Alexander, unexpectedly arrives on the Enterprise to stay with his father. However, Alexander wants to stay permanently.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Matter of Time Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 9 - "A Matter of Time"
Stardate: 45349.1 - While on a mission to help a planet recently struck by an asteroid, the Enterprise is payed a visit by a man who claims to be from the future.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Power Play Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 15 - "Power Play"
Stardate: 45571.2 - While en route to the source of a subspace distress signal coming from a desolate moon, Data, Troi and OBrien take over the bridge and force the ship to change course.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Silicon Avatar Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 4 - "Silicon Avatar"
Stardate: 45122.3 - Picard attempts communications with the Crystalline Entity - a life form responsible for hundreds of deaths throughout the Alpha Quadrant. However, a scientist on board the Enterprise has plans of revenge over the death of her only son at the hands of the Entity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Violations Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 12 - "Violations"
Stardate: 45419.3 - While escorting a group of telepaths, crew members on board the Enterprise suddenly start to slip into comas.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Unification (2) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 8 - "Unification (2)"
Stardate: 45245.8 - Picard and Data find Spock and discover the reason behind the secret meetings. However, a darker scheme planned by the Romulans is also uncovered in the process.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Darmok Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 2 - "Darmok"
Stardate: 45047.2 - Picard must find a way to communicate with the newly discovered Tamarians, who speak entirely in metaphors, when a Tamarian Captain is brutally killed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Unification (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 7 - "Unification (1)"
Ambassador Spock has dissapeared and intelligence finds him on Romulus. Captain Picard is sent to Romulus to find Spock. Meanwhile Riker and the rest of the crew investigate the fragments of a Vulcan ship discovered in the wreck of a Ferengi vessel.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The First Duty Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 19 - "The First Duty"
Stardate: 45703.9 - Wesley is involved in a cover-up at Starfleet Academy when a cadet is killed and five shuttles are destroyed during a forbidden maneuver performed by Starfleet Academys best cadets.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Masterpiece Society Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 13 - "The Masterpiece Society"
Stardate: 45470.1 - A natural disaster in the core of a systems sun threatens to destroy a colony of genetically engineered people on an otherwise desolate planet. However, the crews intervention may cause more harm than good.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ensign Ro Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 3 - "Ensign Ro"
Stardate: 45076.3 - Picard exposes a planned genocidal attack on the Bajorans with the help of a new officer, Ensign Ro Laren.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Next Phase Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 24 - "The Next Phase"
Stardate: 45092.4 - While the Enterprise helps a Romulan science vessel, an accident occurs which forces Geordi LaForge and Ro Laren slightly out of phase, causing them to become undetectable to everyone but each other. As a result, the crew thinks they are dead and make arrangements for their funerals, even though they are closer than the crew realise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Home Soil Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 18 - "Home Soil"
Stardate: 41463.9The members of an away team investigating the death of an engineer encounter vengeful microscopic life forms.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Arsenal of Freedom Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 21 - "The Arsenal of Freedom"
Stardate: 41798.2The crew encounters bizarre phenomena while searching for the missing U.S.S. Drake.
Added on September 21, 2011
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11001001 Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 15 - "11001001"
Stardate: 41365.9While undergoing repairs, the Bynar Engineers steal the Enterprise to save their planet from destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heart of Glory Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 20 - "Heart of Glory"
Stardate: 41503.7Two Klingons, rescued by the Enterprise, try to take over the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Coming of Age Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 19 - "Coming of Age"
Stardate: 41416.2While Wesley takes the entrance exam to Starfleet Academy, the Enterprise is investigated by the Inspector Generals office and Picards competency is questioned.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Haven Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 11 - "Haven"
Stardate: 41294.6Lwaxana pays a surprise visit to the Enterprise and announces the pre-arranged marriage of Deanna to the son of her late husbands best friend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Symbiosis Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 22 - "Symbiosis"
Stardate: UnknownPicard attempts to break an ancient co-dependency between two species on one planet without violating the Prime Directive.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Battle Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 9 - "The Battle"
Stardate: 41723.9The Ferengi hand over an old ship which Picard once captained: the U.S.S. Stargazer. However, a mind altering device that has been planted on board alters Picards mind to make him think that he is reliving a past battle, and the target is the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hide and Q Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 10 - "Hide and Q"
Stardate: 41590.5Q places the senior crew of the Enterprise in a war game that pits them against a boar-faced, Napoleonic enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Too Short a Season Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 16 - "Too Short a Season"
Stardate: 41309.5The aging and terminally ill Starfleet Admiral Mark Jameson, who is negotiating the release of hostages, suddenly begins growing younger through an unexplained phenomenon.
Added on September 21, 2011
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When The Bough Breaks Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 17 - "When The Bough Breaks"
Stardate: 41509.1The children of the Enterprise, including Wesley Crusher, are abducted by a race of sterile people who are unable to have children of their own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Well Always Have Paris Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 24 - "Well Always Have Paris"
Stardate: 41697.9Picard meets an old flame, whose husband has created a haywire dimensional experiment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Skin of Evil Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 23 - "Skin of Evil"
Stardate: 41601.3When Trois shuttle crashes on an alien planet, a new being is discovered: an entity that thrives on the suffering of others.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Encounter at Farpoint (1... Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 1 - "Encounter at Farpoint (1)"
Stardate: 41153.7The new captain of the recently built U.S.S. Enterprise-D, Captain Jean Luc Picard, takes the crew on their first mission: to discover the secret of Farpoint Station. During their journey, they encounter an omnipotent being known as Q, who accuses humanity of barbarism, and places them on trial. Jean-Luc must prove otherwise, or the human race will be annihilated.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Code of Honor Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 4 - "Code of Honor"
Stardate: 41235.25Tasha Yar must fight for her life, and a vaccine, to save a race of people when she is kidnapped and forced to battle with her abductors wife.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Neutral Zone Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 26 - "The Neutral Zone"
Stardate: 41986.0A derelict satellite is found with cryonically frozen humans aboard as the USS Enterprise is sent to investigate the destruction of outposts near Romulan space.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lonely Among Us Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 7 - "Lonely Among Us"
Stardate: 41249.3Picards mind is taken over by an energy field that the Enterprise passes through.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Where No One Has Gone Before... Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 6 - "Where No One Has Gone Before"
Stardate: 41263.1The Enterprise is flung across space into a distant galaxy billions of light years away when a propulsion engineer, and his mysterious companion, attempt to re-design the ships engine systems.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Justice Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 8 - "Justice"
Stardate: 41255.6Picard is forced to choose between friendship, and the Prime Directive, when Wesley Crusher accidently breaks the law and is therefore sentenced to death while on Rubicon III.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Angel One Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 14 - "Angel One"
Stardate: 41636.9The Enterprise discovers the male crew of a crashed Federation freighter are hiding as fugitives on the planet Angel One, which is dominated and ruled by women.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Last Outpost Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 5 - "The Last Outpost"
Stardate: 41386.4A powerful entity disables the Enterprise and a Ferengi ship. Their only means of escape is if they can correctly answer the riddles he asks.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Naked Now Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 3 - "The Naked Now"
Stardate: 41209.2The crew of the Enterprise are infected with a virus they contracted while examining the mysterious deaths of the entire crew onboard the Starship Tsilkovsky.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Conspiracy Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 25 - "Conspiracy"
Stardate: 41775.5The strange behavior of high-ranking officers leads Picard to uncover a twisted alien conspiracy within Starfleet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Big Goodbye Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 12 - "The Big Goodbye"
Stardate: 41997.7Picard, Dr. Crusher and Data are placed in great danger when the holodeck malfunctions while they are running a Dixon Hill program, which pits them against 1940s mobsters.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Datalore Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 13 - "Datalore"
Stardate: 41242.4The crew of the Enterprise find android parts that are identical to Datas while they are exploring his homeworld. When assembled, an evil twin of Data is created and named Lore.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Suspicions Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 22 - "Suspicions"
Stardate: 46830.1 - Dr. Crusher puts her career on the line when she tries to clear the name of a murdered scientist whose invention could allow starships to pass through a suns corona.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Fistful of Datas Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 8 - "A Fistful of Datas"
Stardate: 46271.5 - Worf and his son, Alexander, become trapped in the holodeck when their Wild West program malfunctions. However, they must find a way to defeat the holographic bandits who have Datas appearance and abilities.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Aquiel Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 13 - "Aquiel"
Stardate: 46461.3 - Geordie falls in love with a lieutenant who is the prime suspect in a murder case.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Relics Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 4 - "Relics"
Stardate: 46125.3 - Montgomery Scotty Scott is discovered suspended in a transporter beam 75 years after he disappeared. After the Enterprise crew re-materialise him, he has a hard time adjusting to the new society.
Added on September 21, 2011
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True Q Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 6 - "True Q"
Stardate: 46192.3 - A young intern visiting the Enterprise captures the interest of Q when she starts displaying Q-like powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Realm of Fear Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 2 - "Realm of Fear"
Stardate: 46041.4 - Lt. Barclays fear of using transporters is eerily justified when he sees bizarre aliens within the transporter beam.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Birthright (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 16 - "Birthright (1)"
Stardate: 46578.4 - While visiting Deep Space Nine, Worf learns that his father is still alive and being held captive in a secret Romulan prison camp.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tapestry Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 15 - "Tapestry"
Stardate: Unknown - A mortally wounded Picard is forced into re-living a time of his life when he was back in Starfleet Academy, with the intervention of Q.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rightful Heir Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 23 - "Rightful Heir"
Stardate: 46852.2 - While on a quest to summon a vision of Kahless, Worf questions his faith when the real Kahless rises from the dead to lead the Empire.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Quality of Life Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 9 - "The Quality of Life"
Stardate: 46315.2 - Data discovers that the maintance robots built by Dr. Farallon may have become sentient.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chain of Command (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 10 - "Chain of Command (1)"
Stardate: 46357.4 - Picard resigns as Captain of the Enterprise to lead a top-secret espionage mission into Cardassia with Worf and Dr. Crusher.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Man of the People Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 3 - "Man of the People"
Stardate: 46071.6 - Deanna becomes attracted to an alien ambassador. Shortly thereafter, she starts ageing rapidly and starts becoming violent.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TNG
Starship Mine Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 18 - "Starship Mine"
Stardate: 46682.4 - The crew evacuates the Enterprise when the ship needs to be cleaned of particles that have built up over the ships hull. However, Picard accidentally stumbles over a terrorist group who plan on destroying the ship. He only has a short time to stop their attempts before the ship is swept by a beam of radiation to remove the particles that is lethal to all forms of life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Chase Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 20 - "The Chase"
Stardate: 46731.5 - Picards old archaeology professor is found murdered, the crew try to complete his research. Soon, the crew must compete with Romulans and Klingons and Cardassians to uncover the truth behind his discoveries.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Times Arrow (2) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 1 - "Times Arrow (2)"
Stardate: 46001.3 - The away teams investigations are hampered by a nosy Samuel Clemens. Picard discovers that he originally met Guinan in the 1890s on Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Timescape Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 25 - "Timescape"
Stardate: 46944.2 - Picard, Geordi, Troi and Data return from a Federation conference to find the Enterprise frozen in time and under attack from a frozen Romulan Warbird.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lessons Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 19 - "Lessons"
Stardate: 46693.1 - Picard must choose between love and command when he must make a decision that could place the woman he loves in a potentially deadly and high-risk mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Second Chances Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 24 - "Second Chances"
Stardate: 46915.2 - Riker discovers that eight years ago, an exact clone of him was created when he beamed through a planets surface while returning to his starship. This clone, named Thomas Riker, has secretly remained on the planet for the past eight years, and still has romantic feelings for Troi.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rascals Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 7 - "Rascals"
Stardate: 46235.7 - A transporter accident transforms Picard, Ro Laren, Guinan and Keiko OBrien into small children who appear to be about 12 years old. Matters are complicated when the Ferengi seize the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chain of Command (2) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 11 - "Chain of Command (2)"
Stardate: 46360.8 - Picard is captured and tortured by the Cardassians, while Riker tries to prevent a Federation attack on Cardassia.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Frame of Mind Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 21 - "Frame of Mind"
Stardate: 46778.1 - Riker questions his sanity when his reality seems to shift between an alien psychiatric hospital and a play he is performing with other members of the crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Schisms Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 5 - "Schisms"
Stardate: 46154.2 - Members of the crew are secretly abducted from the Enterprise to be used in bizarre experiments where they are dismembered and re-assembled without anyones knowledge - including their own. The only signs that anything is wrong is a strange form of tiredness and no recollection of having slept well the night before.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Face of the Enemy Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 14 - "Face of the Enemy"
Stardate: 46519.1 - Troi is abducted and surgically altered by the Romulans as part of a ploy to smuggle intelligence operatives into the Federation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ship in a Bottle Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 12 - "Ship in a Bottle"
Stardate: 46424.1 - While performing holodeck maintenance, Barclay accesses the stored hologram of Professor Moriarty, who wreaks havoc on board the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Descent (1) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 26 - "Descent (1)"
Stardate: 46982.1 - The Borg return to threaten the Federation under the new leadership of Lore. Data experiences a disturbing facet of human emotions - he feels pleasure after killing a Borg drone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Birthright (2) Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 17 - "Birthright (2)"
Stardate: 46759.2 - Worf is captured by the Romulans where he learns why the other captives did not attempt an escape years before.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dauphin Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 10 - "The Dauphin"
Stardate: 42568.8Wesley falls in love with a passenger the Enterprise is escorting, who has the secret ability to shape-shift.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Royale Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 12 - "The Royale"
Stardate: 42625.4An away team is trapped in an alien environment based around a novel entitled The Hotel Royale.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Unnatural Selection Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 7 - "Unnatural Selection"
Stardate: 42494.8A mysterious hyper-ageing sickness kills the crew of a Federation cargo ship, and Dr. Pulaski must race against time to find a cure.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Q Who? Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 16 - "Q Who?"
Stardate: 42761.3Q hurls the Enterprise into the Delta Quadrant and introduces the Federation to a powerful new enemy that may destroy the Alpha Quadrant: The Borg.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Outrageous Okona Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 4 - "The Outrageous Okona"
Stardate: 42402.7The Enterprise is placed in a compromising situation when the captain of a disabled starship places the crew in the middle of a love triangle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Schizoid Man Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 6 - "The Schizoid Man"
Stardate: 42437.5Data is possessed by the consciousness of a brilliant scientist. However, it has a disturbing impact on Datas personality.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Contagion Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 11 - "Contagion"
Stardate: 42609.1A strange power source disables the Enterprises computer systems, damages Datas programming and leaves the ship and crew vulnerable to a Romulan attack.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Icarus Factor Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 14 - "The Icarus Factor"
Stardate: 42686.4Riker is promoted to Captain of another Federation ship. Worf must confront his past and his Klingon heritage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Samaritan Snare Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 17 - "Samaritan Snare"
Stardate: 42779.1A race known as the Pakleds kidnap Geordi La Forge. Picard must face surgery when he is left in a near-dead state.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Emissary Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 20 - "The Emissary"
Stardate: 42901.3Worf is re-united with his former lover, KEhleyr, while the Enterprise is ordered to intercept a Klingon ship whose crew has been in stasis for a century.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Manhunt Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 19 - "Manhunt"
Stardate: 42859.2While being escorted to a Federation conference by the Enterprise, Lwaxana hunts for a man to satisfy her needs when her sex-drive is quadrupled during a natural mid-life cycle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Matter of Honor Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 8 - "A Matter of Honor"
Commander Riker participates in an officers exchange program which lands him an assignment on a Klingon Bird-of-Prey. Meanwhile, a Bezite ensign has trouble assimilating to the routines of the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Loud as a Whisper Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 5 - "Loud as a Whisper"
Stardate: 42477.2A deaf-mute mediator meets with disaster while being escorted by the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Elementary, Dear Data Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 3 - "Elementary, Dear Data"
Stardate: 42286.3Data and Geordi become involved with a holodeck program about Sherlock Holmes and his investigations, when they create Sherlocks arch nemesis, Moriarty; however, modifications to the Moriarty character include the capability of out-smarting Data, which leads to some unexpected consequences.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Up the Long Ladder Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 18 - "Up the Long Ladder"
Stardate: 42823.2Picard must convince two dying civilizations that they must co-exist on the same planet to survive, however, they have other plans to ensure their survival: in the form of clones of the Enterprise crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shades of Gray Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 22 - "Shades of Gray"
Stardate: 42976.1Riker is infected with an alien organism that takes over his mind. Dr. Pulaski must force Rikers mind back to a state where it can access primitive survival skills.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Time Squared Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 13 - "Time Squared"
Stardate: 42679.2Picard encounters his double from six hours in the future, whose Enterprise had been destroyed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Where Silence Has Lease Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 2 - "Where Silence Has Lease"
Stardate: 42193.6A mysterious life form known as the Nagilum threatens the life of the crew in his attempt to understand humanity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Peak Performance Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 21 - "Peak Performance"
Stardate: 42923.4Trouble begins when a Ferengi warship stumbles over a war simulation between Riker and Picard, each on different ships, and begins attacking them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Measure of a Man Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 9 - "The Measure of a Man"
Stardate: 42523.7When Datas rights as a sentient individual are placed under trial, Starfleet forces Riker into a position where he must prove that Data is only an Android.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Child Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 1 - "The Child"
Stardate: 42073.1Troi undergoes a mysterious pregnancy when the Enterprise tries to escape from a system that has recently fallen victim to a deadly plague.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pen Pals Star Trek TNG Star Trek TNG
Episode 15 - "Pen Pals"
Stardate: 42695.3Wesley must investigate the causes of strange tectonic activity on the planet where Datas pen pal lives.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Level of Necessity Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 14 - "Level of Necessity"
The 58th enters the tunnels to try to find and destroy a Chig ammo dump. In the tunnels on the way to the ammo dump, Lubin is killed, and Damphousse predicts that one more of them will die.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
The Angriest Angel Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 16 - "The Angriest Angel"
McQueen seeks reinstatement of his pilot status so he can fly what could be a suicide mission: find and destroy a seemingly invincible Chig super-bomber.(Part 2 of 2)
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Pearly Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 19 - "Pearly"
Stranded on an embattled planet, the 58th must race to reach the rendezvous point in time to save an injured Shane-and their only hope is a marooned officer, whos been on the planet for months, and has developed a possibly suspicious rapport with the enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
R & R Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 20 - "R & R"
The 58th visits a pleasure ship called the Bacchus for some overdue R&R; but when a sudden call to action puts them in the heat of battle, Cooper discovers that hes addicted to a pain medication thats particularly dangerous for In Vitroes.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Stay with the Dead Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 11 - "Stay with the Dead"
A failed rescue mission leaves the 58th presumed dead, except for Nathan, who lands in the hospital, where a nagging memory that his comrades are still alive is passed off as a result of suffering from severe head trauma.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
The River of Stars Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 12 - "The River of Stars"
Christmas Eve finds the 58th in dire straits: its transport vehicle, damaged in battle, is hurtling uncontrolled into enemy territory and the pilots must struggle to stay alive with no power, no weapons, and no hope of being rescued.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Ray Butts Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 6 - "Ray Butts"
The Saratoga has a mysterious new passenger: a battle-scarred special-forces commando whose classified mission directives put the 58th at his disposal, even if it means leading them to certain disaster.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Stardust Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 21 - "Stardust"
The 58th is embroiled in a dangerous, top-secret counteroffensive against the Chigs when the Saratoga takes on some mysterious passengers-a high-profile general, a stern colonel and the corpse of a recently executed criminal.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
And If They Lay Us Down... Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 23 - "And If They Lay Us Down to Rest... (1)"
The 58th is deployed to a seemingly barren moon to make final preparations for a major offensive by the Earth forces, but when they arrive they discover that the moon is home to an unknown species-and that Operation: Roundhammer may cause its extinction.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Dear Earth Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 18 - "Dear Earth"
In the midst of a mail call, McQueen tells Hawkes to resign himself to being left out of the festivities - InVitros have no families back on Earth. But the mail brings a surprise for the two men. In an effort to bring order to the ranks, the top brass have decided to make a motivational film about the efforts of InVitros fighting alongside natural born humans in the war against the Chigs and they order both men to participate. Hawkes is excited by the opportunity, but McQueen wants nothing to do with the documentary.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Mutiny Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 5 - "Mutiny"
When mutiny erupts aboard a civilian cargo ship carrying 200 In Vitro embryos, Cooper faces a difficult decision-should he protect his fellow soldiers, or join forces with the rebellious Tanks?
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
The Enemy Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 8 - "The Enemy"
The soldiers of the 58th become their own worst enemies when a routine supply mission goes awry, leaving them stranded in alien territory and suffering from the effects of a mysterious Chig weapon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Toy Soldiers Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 17 - "Toy Soldiers"
West discovers that his brother has enlisted in the Corps and is serving under a young, gung-ho lieutenant whos so determined to make a name for himself as a soldier, that he will risk endangering the lives of his entire battalion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Choice or Chance (2) Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 10 - "Choice or Chance (2)"
After narrowly escaping the crippled alien battleship, the 58th finds itself imprisoned in the catacombs of a Chig penal colony. While Wang suffers in an alien torture chamber, Nathan encounters someone hed only dreamed of seeing again.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Never No More Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 15 - "Never No More"
Shane risks her life when she volunteers to fight an enemy spacecraft with another squadron, led by a former boyfriend whose new love was killed during a mission. (Part 1 of 2)
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Pilot (2) Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 2 - "Pilot (2)"
When the colony on Tellus is attacked and destroyed by the aliens, the cadets are forced to go into battle prematurely, but they prove themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Sugar Dirt Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 22 - "Sugar Dirt"
When Commodore Ross sees theres an opportunity to launch a potentially crippling offensive against the Chigs. Forced to abandon the 58th on a barren planet, Ross leaves the marines to fend for themselves with little ammo, no food-and no hope of rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
The Dark Side of the Sun Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 4 - "The Dark Side of the Sun"
Nightmares come to life for Shane when a sentry-duty assignment on an asteroid leads the 58th into a bloody confrontation with a battalion of rogue androids, among which are the AIs who murdered her parents.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Eyes Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 7 - "Eyes"
The Saratoga becomes a pressure cooker of violence and political intrigue when an assassination on Earth forces a delegation of UN officials to use the craft as the site of an important conference.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
The Farthest Man from Home... Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 3 - "The Farthest Man from Home"
A survivor of the brutal attack on the Tellus colony is found, leading to believe that Kylen is still alive on the distant planet-a belief for which hes willing to risk his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Pilot (1) Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 1 - "Pilot (1)"
A promising sci-fi series that, executive producer Glen Morgan says is ""kind of a World War II movie in space"" takes off with impressive special effects. In the year 2063, the final frontier is a battle field. An earth united in peace takes its first steps toward interplanetary colonization, only to be threatened by an enigmatic alien race. Enter the 58th Squadron, a group of wet-behind-the-ears pilots with the Marine Corps Air and Space Cavalry. Under the rigorous tutelage of Sgt. Maj. Frank Bougus, reluctant leader Nathan West and fellow cadets Shane Vansen and Cooper Hawkes embark on a mission to save the galaxy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Hostile Visit (1) Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 9 - "Hostile Visit (1)"
A commandeered alien battleship provides the 58th with information about an important Chig outpost, giving the Earth forces an opportunity to make a Trojan-horse attack against the enemy-if the 58th can learn to fly the craft in time.
Added on September 21, 2011
Space Above And Beyond...
Who Monitors the Birds? Space Above And Beyond Space Above And Beyond
Episode 13 - "Who Monitors the Birds?"
Stranded and practically defenseless on an alien world, Hawkes accepts an assassination assignment thats supposed to buy him an immediate Honorable Discharge from the Marines.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Inside Track Suits Suits
Episode 3 - "Inside Track"
Harvey goes rogue in order to fix a crisis with a client despite Jessicas desire to reign him in. Elsewhere, Mike turns to Rachel for guidance when he learns hell be hosting a dinner for rookies, an important tradition at the firm.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
The Shelf Life Suits Suits
Episode 10 - "The Shelf Life"
Mike questions the firing of an executive, whom Harvey dismissed at the request of a client.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Dog Fight Suits Suits
Episode 12 - "Dog Fight"
In the season finale, Harvey tries to free an innocent man but hits a wall when he goes to the district attorney, who seems more focused on preserving the system than seeking justice. Elsewhere, Trevor causes problems for Mike when he shows up on his doorstep.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Rules Of The Game Suits Suits
Episode 11 - "Rules Of The Game"
Harveys former mentor (Gary Cole) turns to his protg when his office comes under investigation. Elsewhere, Mike and Louis try to settle a moguls estate in the midst of family clashes; and Jenny worries that Mike is hiding something.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Dirty Little Secrets Suits Suits
Episode 4 - "Dirty Little Secrets"
Harvey defends someone from Jessicas (Gina Torres) past. Meanwhile, Mike is assigned his first solo case, and his secret is almost discovered.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Identity Crisis Suits Suits
Episode 8 - "Identity Crisis"
Harvey and Louis are forced to work together to go after an investment firm that ripped off a nonprofit. But Louis, anxious to make a good impression, inadvertently hurts the case. Elsewhere, Mike tries to contain a modern-day Robin Hood whose actions are damaging a clients business.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Undefeated Suits Suits
Episode 9 - "Undefeated"
Harvey takes on an undefeated lawyer from Boston during a class-action lawsuit
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Pilot Suits Suits
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Harvey throws Mike his first case, a pro bono sexual harassment suit involving a CEO. But will Mikes need to raise twenty-five thousand dollars and his bad influence best friend get in his way? If Harvey is going to stay on top of his game, hell have to keep Mike motivated and honest.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Tricks of the Trade Suits Suits
Episode 6 - "Tricks of the Trade"
The guys defend a woman falsely accused of insider trading. Elsewhere, Mike helps Rachel study for the LSAT and realizes shes close to discovering his secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Bail Out Suits Suits
Episode 5 - "Bail Out"
Mikes life becomes complicated when an old friend reappears and needs his help. Harvey must decide between closing a multi-million dollar deal and helping his trusted driver defend himself against a law suit.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Errors and Omissions Suits Suits
Episode 2 - "Errors and Omissions"
Mike has an ethical dilemma when Louis forces him to make a decision that could hurt his relationship with Harvey. Elsewhere, Harveys past comes back to haunt him during a case.
Added on September 21, 2011
Suits
Play the Man Suits Suits
Episode 7 - "Play the Man"
Its mock trial time at Pearson Hardman as Mike faces off against Louis protege Devon. But the tension between Mike and Rachel threatens to torpedo his case.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Husbands and Knives The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Husbands and Knives"
Marge starts up a new women-only gym in Springfield and Homer frets about losing her after she becomes a highly successful businesswoman. Meanwhile, Coolsville, a new comic book shop, opens up in Springfield and puts Comic Book Guy out of business.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mona Leaves-a The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Mona Leaves-a"
After Mona, Homers mother, passes away unexpectedly, Homer feels guilty for not getting the chance to tell her how much he really loved her.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Eternal Moonshine of the... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
Homer wakes up to find himself outdoors and covered in snow, without memory of the night before. When he arrives home, he finds everyone missing. Seeking help from Moe and Professor Frink, Homer tries to piece together his memory to find out what happened to him the night before.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
The Homer of Seville The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "The Homer of Seville"
After a freak accident, Homer becomes an opera singer and finds himself star of the Springfield Opera. Soon he becomes mobbed by fans and gains himself a female stalker.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Debarted The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "The Debarted"
Bart teams up with a new kid at school, Donny, to pull some pranks, but when the hijinks go haywire, Groundskeeper Willie tips Bart off to the fact that there might be a rat amongst his friends. Meanwhile, Homer becomes attached to a loaner vehicle while his is in the shop being repaired.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Funeral for a Fiend The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Funeral for a Fiend"
Sideshow Bob returns, this time with his entire family, and sets in motion a complex diabolical scheme to finally kill Bart.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Dial N for Nerder The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Dial N for Nerder"
Marge hires an investigative television show to follow Homer around after she suspects him of cheating on his diet. Meanwhile, one of Bart and Lisas pranks on Martin Prince goes wrong and they become burdened with guilt after assuming they are responsible for Martins accidental death.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Any Given Sundance The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Any Given Sundance"
Lisa makes a documentary of her own family for a school project, and the film is so impressive that Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner push her to enter the documentary in the Sundance Film Festival.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Smoke on the Daughter The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Smoke on the Daughter"
Lisa enrolls in a ballet class and develops an addiction to secondhand smoke after being exposed to it by her smoking ballet classmates. Meanwhile, Homer lets Bart in on his secret beef jerky manufacturing operation.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Papa Dont Leech The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Papa Dont Leech"
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Lisa goes through the towns financial records and discovers millions in uncollected city taxes; Marge reluctantly allows a fugitive to stay with the family.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
E. Pluribus Wiggum The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "E. Pluribus Wiggum"
In an effort to raise money with a bond issue Mayor Quimby moves up election day, making Springfields primary election the first in the nation causing the media, candidates and political pundits to descend in the city.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Midnight Towboy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Midnight Towboy"
Homer starts working in the towing business, but gets into some trouble when the town sets up Homer to look like he is towing on a rivals turf after he becomes greedy with power. Meanwhile, Marge signs up for a counseling program that teaches parents how to raise young children to become independent, but the program works a little too well on Maggie.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Little Orphan Millie The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Little Orphan Millie"
After Milhouses parents are lost at sea and assumed dead, he is forced to toughen up. His new confidence and personality help him become cooler than Bart. Meanwhile, Homer gets into trouble with Marge, when he cant remember her eye color.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
All About Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "All About Lisa"
Lisa outshines Krusty as his new assistant and steals the spotlight from him, earning her own TV show. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart spend some quality time together with their new coin collecting hobby.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Love, Springfieldian Style... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Love, Springfieldian Style"
After being stranded in a Tunnel of Love ride at a carnival, Homer, Marge and Bart pass the time by sharing some of the greatest love stories of all time.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
He Loves to Fly and He Dohs... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "He Loves to Fly and He Dohs"
After Homer saves Mr. Burns life he is rewarded with a trip in Mr. Burns private plane. A depressed Homer realizes he will never again receive a chance to fly in a luxurious private jet and Marge hires Homer a life coach to help get him out of his rut.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Treehouse of Horror XVIII... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
The 18th installment of the Treehouse of Horror series.Mr. and Mrs. SimpsonA parody of the 2005 film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, featuring Marge and Homer as the title characters.E.T. Go HomeBart and Lisa help Kodos return to his home planet, but Kodos uses their assistance to secretly plan something sinister.Heck HouseFlanders decides to scare Bart, Lisa, and their friends straight after they go too far with their pranks.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
I Dont Wanna Know Why the... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "I Dont Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
During a bank robbery, Marge convinces Dwight, the bank robber, to turn himself in with the assurance that she will visit him once in jail. Marge never makes good on her promise and things get interesting when Dwight escapes from jail and comes looking for Marge.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Apocalypse Cow The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Apocalypse Cow"
Bart joins the 4-H club and falls in love with a cow named Lou, but when he finds out that Lou is destined for the slaughterhouse Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H member, and her father mistakes the cow for a dowry. Homer and Marge come to the rescue to try and free Bart from his marriage agreement.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
That 90s Show The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "That 90s Show"
After discovering Marges diploma, Homer recounts the story of how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so Marge could attend Springfield University. However, after she became attracted to one of her professors Homer started focusing his emotions into music and formed the first grunge band called Sadgasm.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
The Bonfire of the Manatees... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "The Bonfire of the Manatees"
Homer gets into trouble with football gambling debts. As compensation, Fat Tony wants to use the Simpson home for shooting the adult film Lemony Lickit: A Series of Horny Events. Homer gets Marge and the kids to leave the house by sending them off to Santas Village. Marge and the kids return home to find the production is still underway. Marge, outraged by Homers latest bit of idiocy, leaves. Homer, home alone with the kids tries to figure out what to do next. Just when Marge is about ready to reconcile with Homer, she encounters Caleb Thorn, a good looking scientist with a passion for saving the endangered manatee. Homer and the kids go on a quest to find Marge and they stop and stay with some country cousins, meanwhile Marge is finding herself while helping to save manatees. Homer tries to win Marge back by save a herd of manatees from a gang of jet skiers. His effort pays off as Marge takes home the endangered species of her own, the endangered devoted husband. The family decides to take a mini-vacation and Homer gets a manatee sent to the power plant to fill in for his job for the next few days.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"
When Homer hears that the Isotopes are on a winning streak, he takes the family to the game. The first basemans game is going bad, caused by his sexy singing wife Tabitha embarrassing him during the games national anthem. Buck Mitchell sees Marge and Homers kiss on the games Kiss-Cam and comes to them for marital advice. They start working with the couple and Bucks baseball career turns around, but it and the Simpson marriage goes awry again when Buck catches Homer giving Tabitha a neck massage. While Marge and Homer try keeping their marriage together they also try to get Buck and Tabitha back together.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Treehouse of Horror XVI The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror XVI"
It is game six of the World Series and Kang and Kodos decide to speed up the play of the game and they fire the acceleray. They shatter the fabric of the universe and everything is destroyed.a). "B.I.: Bartificial Intelligence"Bart falls into a deep coma from which he will never emerge. Well Bart does wakes from his coma only to find that his family has replaced him with David, a newly developed artificial robot son. Bart struggles to fit back in with his family and Homer and Marge decide they must get rid of one of their sons. They abandoned Bart, but harvesting parts from some abandoned robots he gets his revenge. The robot nightmare only turns out to be a dream when it is revealed that Homer has actually been possessed by the devil.b). "Survival of the Fattest"Homer and others are invited by Mr. Burns to his estate for A Most Dangerous Game. It turns out that they are participants on The World Series of Manslaughter featuring guest analyst Terry Bradshaw where they are the quarry and Mr. Burns is their hunter. Surprisingly Homer is the last contestant left standing, but it takes Marges intervention to even the score.c). "Ive Grown a Costume on Your Face"Its the Springfield Semi-Annual Halloween Party but the costume contest goes awry when a real hideous witch turns everyone into real-life versions of their costumes. Lisa, as Einstein, searches for a solution to their problem; but it is up to Maggie, who was dressed as a witch, as the only one with the power to reverse the spell.
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Bart Has Two Mommies The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Bart Has Two Mommies"
The family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesnt want and gives it to Marge. In return Marge agrees to watch Rod and Todd while Ned is attending a left-handed convention. While Marge is spending all her time with the Rod and Todd and trying to let them learn how to be boys; Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a home for former celebrity animals and a monkey kidnaps Bart. Marges ability to be a mother comes into question when Ned discovers what she is doing with his boys and the local news covers Barts current predicament.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Simpson, This Is Your... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
Homer is stoked for a party, where Lenny shows off his new plasma screen HD TV. Three days later and Homer still hasnt left Lennys apartment. Lenny eventually gets him to leave and Marge enters them in a contest where they can win a plasma TV of their own. They dont win, but 3rd place gets them a tour of the FOX studios, where Homer learns about a wife-swapping show where he can win enough money to buy his own plasma TV. Marge agrees to appear and they exchange wives with the Heathbar family. Charles Heathbar winds up falling in love with Marge (who is giving him what he needs), while his real wife Verity finds Homer detestable.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Were on the Road to Dohwhere... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Were on the Road to Dohwhere"
Bart obtains the key to the steam tunnels under the school and with Milhouse they go down to check them out. When Bart turns just one of the little valves they find in the valve room the chain reaction causes chaos throughout the school. Bart is caught and Skinner wants to send him to a discipline camp in Oregon. When Bart cant fly there alone, Homer has to drive him there himself and that is going to cause him to miss the trip to Las Vegas that Moe is sponsoring for all his regular customers. While the boys are gone, Marge and Lisa take some of the boys old stuff and hold a yard sale, but the only things that sell well are their old medications and that gets her into bit of trouble.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Monkey Suit The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "The Monkey Suit"
Working through their checklists of things to do before summer ends, Lisa gets the family to go a museum. At the Springfield Museum of Natural History there is an exhibit Lisa is excited to see on Womens History turns into an exhibit on the history of weapons, which excites Homer and Bart. When Flanders sees the exhibit of evolution and another that mocks creationism, he raises an alarm. Reverend Lovejoy gets Skinner to have creationism taught in school. Lisa is the only one who holds onto the scientific theory. She brings the topic up at the town meeting and the town votes to teach only one theory, creationism. Lisa decides to hold her own class on evolution, until she is arrested. The ACLU gives her a lawyer who is up against a slick Southern lawyer, but ultimately its a family member that is a key to her defense.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Regarding Margie The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Regarding Margie"
Marge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper shes won the services of comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together to tackle the job. The noxious mixture knocks her out and she wakes up suffering from amnesia. Marge is taken home and the family tries to bring back her memory. She starts to get back memories of her children and other insignificant things, but when it comes to remembering her husband, nothing he does seems to jog her memory. When he cant get her to remember him, he tries to win her all over again, especially after Patty and Selma get her back out on the dating scene.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Seemingly Never-Ending... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
The family is on a nature walk through Carls Dad Caverns, when Homer tries to get a piece from a stalactite. This results in the family falling through the cave floor and winds up with Homer getting stuck in the ceiling of one of the lower chambers of the cave. Marge, Bart and Maggie go off to find help, while Lisa stays behind and tells her father a story to pass the time. Her story involves running from a bighorn sheep and into Mr. Burns mansion. The pair evades the tenacious sheep by finding refuge in the mansions attic, where Mr. Burns tells her the story of how he came to work at Moes Tavern by losing a scavenger hunt with a rich Texan. While there he learned (and tells to Lisa) the tale of the Moes treasure. The stories within stories culminate in the fate of the treasure being determined in the cave.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Girl Who Slept Too Little... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
The noise of early morning construction next door is keeping the family awake; there is a new stamp museum under construction. The family successfully leads a protest that gets the stamp museum moved to the site of the old graveyard; the old graveyard in turn is relocated next to the Simpson home. The site of the graveyard outside her window makes Lisa uncomfortable and scared late one night she runs to her parents bed for comfort. They try to get her back into her own bed, by showing her that they can sleep in her bed. When that doesnt work, they resort to the help of a psychiatrist and she offers them some costly advice. Meanwhile Lisa, who has always had to fend for her self, decides to spend the night in the cemetery and conquer her fears. Lisa gets knocked unconscious and has a hallucination helps her to deal with fear.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Italian Bob The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "The Italian Bob"
After being humiliated by Mrs. Krabappels class, Mr. Burns finally decides to buy a new car, so he orders a Lamborgotti Fasterossa. He sends Homer and his family to the factory in Italy to pick the car up. The family takes a tour of Italy in the new car, but an accident with the car and a cheese truck has the family pushing the car into the town of Salsiccia. They find out that only one person in the town speaks English and it happens to be their mayor. The family goes to meet the mayor and they are surprised to see that it is Sideshow Bob, and he is equally surprised to see them. Sideshow Bob tells them how he came to Italy, become mayor and started a family with his wife (Francesca) and son (Gino). He hopes that the Simpsons will keep the secret of his criminal past, but Lisas first exposure to drinking wine leads to loose lips, which sinks his ship. Sideshow Bob, being no longer welcome in his new home, swears a vendetta on the Simpson family. The Simpsons go on the run from Sideshow Bob, who is joined by his wife and son as the vendetta affects their entire family. In Rome, the family discovers that Krusty is preparing to perform the lead in I Pagliacci. The Simpsons hide as extras within the show, but Krusty gets tossed off-stage only to be replaced by Sideshow Bob, whose family has the Simpsons surrounded. Krusty and his limo save the day, while Sideshow Bob and his family adjust to their unresolved vendetta.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Fair Laddy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "My Fair Laddy"
Mr. Krupt is the schools new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to BOMBARDMENT! Barts attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction of Groundskeeper Willies shack and the family takes him in. Lisa decides to make Willie the focus of her science fair project and tries to turn him into a proper gentleman with surprising results. Meanwhile, Homer has ruined his last pair of blue pants and attempts to generate interest in them so the manufacturer will start making them again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Milhouse of Sand and Fog The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
When Maggie is showing signs of being ill, the family goes to the more boisterous house of worship in town to find Dr. Hibbert, who tells them that Maggie is developing the chicken pox. After Maggie develops the disease, Marge tries to keep Homer away from her, since he has never had them. After Flanders expresses an interest in getting his kids infected, Homer and Marge open up the house for a pox party. Milhouses divorced parents are both at the party and after some Margeritas are consumed, find themselves getting back together. Meanwhile, Homer has developed the chicken pox and Marge tries to keep him from scratching. Milhouse likes the idea of his parents getting back together, but then begins to hate it when he has trouble getting either of them to pay any attention to him. After seeing an episode of The O.C. Milhouse and Bart come up with a plan to get his parents separated again, they plant one of Marges bras in Kirk & Luanns bed. They dont succeed in breaking them up; rather they break up Homer and Marge. Even after Bart confesses his guilt, Marge doesnt want anything to do with Homer, since he obviously doesnt trust him anymore. Bart concocts an outrageous scheme to get them back together, but it goes terribly wrong and both he and Homer find themselves in the river heading toward the falls needing to place their trust in Marge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Last of the Red Hat... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
The mayors estate is used for Springfields Easter celebration, and in the course of the events, Homer embarrasses Marge in front of some new potential friends. To make it up, Homer decides to find her some new friends, with little luck. Marge finds some new friends on her own, Tammy and other members of The Cheery Red Tomatoes, a group of women of a certain age. This group has plans for a fund raiser; they intend to rob Mr. Burns of 1 million dollars, an amount he once promised to charity. Homer finds out about the plan and tries to stop her from doing something shell regret. Meanwhile, Lisa in search of summer opportunities decides to spend the summer in Rome. Lisa tells Principal Skinner that she speaks fluent Italian, since she really doesnt she tries to take a crash course and winds up hiring a tutor that turns out to be Milhouse.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Million Dollar Abie The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Million Dollar Abie"
Homer spearheads the effort to get pro-football to bring a new franchise to Springfield. The football commissioner, on his way to officially award the franchise, stops at the Simpson house where Grandpa (mistaking him for a burglar) attacks him. Springfield loses out and Abe becomes the towns pariah. After trying and failing assisted suicide, Abe decides to live his life without fear and when the town decides to reuse their football stadium as a bullfighting ring, he volunteers to be the toreador. Ever the activist, granddaughter Lisa protests his new profession.
Added on September 21, 2011
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See Homer Run The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "See Homer Run"
Homer is ready for everyone to shower him with gifts on Fathers Day and Marge and the kids go to the mall to obtain the presents. Lisa decides she is going to make something for her father, while Bart purchases the Leather Buddy multi-function knife. Lisas heartfelt gift doesnt go over as well as Barts knife and Homer doesnt immediately do anything to make Lisa feel any better. Bart sees a street sign with his name on it and the bullies entice him into stealing it. Homer makes a lame attempt at making up to Lisa. At school Lisa goes on a rampage. Citing her father as the cause, Principal Skinner and the school psychologist talk with Homer and Marge about what they can do to prevent Lisa from growing up to hate men. Homer becomes the school safety salamander. His initial pathetic attempts at safety dont change her feelings for her father, until an accident at the intersection of Evergreen Terrace and the unsigned Bart Blvd. The safety salamander rescues all the victims of the accident and Homer is awarded the keycard to the city. Then the mayor comes under fire for the many disasters under his administration and it is decided that a recall election is going to be held. With a number of ridiculous candidates running, Lisa decides that her father, with his popularity as the safety salamander, would be the ideal choice. With Lisa as his campaign manager, everything is going well, until Marge washes his salamander suit. When it shrinks and tears apart is reveals the man underneath, whom nobody is interested in voting for, but at least Homer and Lisa strengthen their relationship. Finally when none of the candidates garner enough votes to take over as mayor, its business as usual in Springfield government.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marges Son Poisoning The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Marges Son Poisoning"
The family is at Paradise Pier, where Marge was looking forward to riding the Ferris wheel all her life, only to find out that it is being dismantled with some of its equipment being sold. Homer purchases a dumbbell while Marge gets a tandem bicycle. When Marge wants to take the bike for a ride, she finds that Homer is a less than willing participant.She tries it on her own and falls. Realizing that his mother might actually be lonely, Bart offers to go for a ride with her. They ride into an unincorporated part of the county and come upon a small village that features a tea house. Later the tea house closes forever causing Bart to invite his mother to his treehouse for tea.Marge redecorates the treehouse and the pair goes off to get a new tea service where he gets a Krusty Teapot. Outside the store the bullies accuse Bart of being a Mommas Boy, which causes Bart to rebel. Marge goes into a depression and eventually sells the bike.Feeling bad, Bart offers to compete with her in a karaoke contest. While seeing Skinner and his mother perform, Marge has visions of a terrible future for Bart and she stops the show to let Bart know that he shouldnt worry about her, its her job to worry about him.Meanwhile at Moes Homer shows off the strength in one of his arms hes gained from working with the dumbbell and Moe has an idea on how to capitalize on it. Moe takes Homer to the arm wrestling championships, where Homer readily wins, but finds that he really misses his wife.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homers Paternity Coot The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Homers Paternity Coot"
The result of Marges anger against Quimbys new toll road leads to the discovery of a frozen mailman and his 40-year-old mail. The old mail is delivered to the recipients, including one to Grampa Simpsons deceased wife, and it reveals a secret love affair and who the real father of her baby Homer might be. Confused and emotional, Homer finds Mason Fairbanks, his wealthy and much improved paternal dad, and happily establishes a father-son relationship with him while rejecting Abe, his surrogate father of 40 years, especially after a DNA test reveals that Mason is indeed his real father. Homer joins Mason on an undersea treasure hunt and when Homers life is in mortal danger he reflects upon his childhood and realizes who his true father is. When he confesses that to Abe, Abe has a confession of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpsons Christmas Stories... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Simpsons Christmas Stories"
When Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders are unable to deliver the Christmas sermon, Homer steps in and tells the story of the birth of the baby Jesus (Bart), King Harods (Mr. Burns) attempt to have the baby killed and the creation of the first Christmas tree.Grandpa relates to Bart and Lisa the story of how in the Navy he and his older brother Cyrus were fighting in the Pacific in World War II. During a battle Cyruss plane is lost and Abe and Mr. Burns (his co-pilot) crash land their own plane. At Christmastime while awaiting rescue, Burns, anxious to shoot at something, shoots down Santa Claus. Abe and Burns help Santa to rebuild his sleigh (only for Burns to later steal.) After Abe gets it back, Santa promises to come back for a follow-up rescue, but never does. After Abe has finished relating the story to the kids, Santa makes his overdue appearance and takes Abe to Tahiti to be reunited with his brother.The kids at Springfield Elementary perform Perhaps the worst version ever rendition of The Nutcracker ballet according to Superintendent Chalmers. When it is revealed that you dont have to pay for the music rights it leads to a montage of citizens of Springfield going about their usual Christmas activities to the more familiar pieces of music from The Nutcracker, including a sequence where Moe tries to kill himself, and Homer (forgetting as usual) tries to get Marge her present at the last minute.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wettest Stories Ever... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
As the family waits for their food at The Frying Dutchman, they pass the time by telling stories. Lisa tells about the Mayflowers journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities. Bart recounts the story of Mutiny on the Bounty featuring Skinner as Captain Bligh and Bart as Mr. Christian. Homer tells the tale of the maiden voyage of a cruise ship in the 1970s featuring of a ship that cant flip over, which of course it does and the attempts of the survivors to get out of the ship alive.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kiss, Kiss Bang Bangalore... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Kiss, Kiss Bang Bangalore"
At the power plant a movie is shown where the workers endorse outsourcing and Mr. Burns announces that he is closing the plant and moving the work to India. Homer is the only union employee left on the payroll and he is sent to India to train the replacement workers, when he succeeds beyond expectations, he is given total control of the plant and declares himself a god. Meanwhile, Selma & Patty take Bart and Lisa to their MacGyver convention. When they discover Richard Dean Anderson doesnt like MacGyver and much as they do, they kidnap him in retaliation. Anderson escapes only to enjoy the thrill and he turns himself back in so that he can escape again. When it happens over and over again, soon Patty and Selma are the ones who need a means of escape.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Girls Just Want to Have... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
The family attends "Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical." The musicals director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in mouth when he makes sexist comments about her education and that of women in general. He tries to make the situation better, but only buries himself deeper and deeper until he is fired and replaced by Womens Educational Expert Melanie Upfoot. The first thing she does is split the school into girls and the boys. Lisa dislikes the way girls are being taught math and she ventures over to the boys side of the school in search of a challenge. Disguising herself as Jake Boyman she starts attending the boys school but while she finds the math problems more interesting, it is being a boy that is a greater challenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sweets and Sour Marge The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Sweets and Sour Marge"
The family goes to the librarys used book sale; where Homer obtains a copy of Duffs Book of World Records. When hes gone through all the records, he decides to set one of his own. Duff tells him that all the personal records have been set. He needs to help set a group record. The town tries to set a record for the worlds tallest human pyramid; but when they fail, they inadvertently set the record as the worlds fattest town, which they celebrate. Only Marge has a problem with this. She goes to the Motherloving Sugar Company to lodge her complaint. The owner Garth Motherloving is less than cooperative, so Marge files a class action lawsuit. Professor Frink blows the whistle on "big sugar" and the court rules in Marges favor and then bans all sugar from Springfield forever. All the towns sugar products are burned and Apus store shelves are empty. Apu brings Homer into a group determined to smuggle sugar back into Springfield. Homer and Bart join with Apu, Mr. Burns, Count Fudgula and Garth Mothelovering in a scheme to smuggle in sugar from the island of San Glucose. They make it into Springfield Harbor, but are intercepted by the police. Evading Wiggum and Co., Homer finds himself faced with the decision to either "Dump Cargo" to make Marge happy or "Obey Bad Guy" and bring sugar to Springfield. He chooses the former, but Judge Snyder realizes that hes overstepped his authority and makes sugar legal once again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Old Man and the Key The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "The Old Man and the Key"
Homer is anxiously awaiting the start of the new XFL season when the Springfield Retirement Castle calls to report the death of Abraham Simpson, but the report is a mistake. A new woman moves in down the hall and Grandpa decides that he wants to be able to drive a car again, one so that he can feel alive again and two so that he can impress the new woman, Zelda. With his new license in hand, Grandpa borrows Homers car for a series of dates with Zelda. In a role reversal, Homer has to lay down the law when Abe stays out with the car all night. Abe runs into trouble at the Kwik-E-Mart with a rival gang of retirees that results in him competing in a death race. Abe wins the race, but Homers car is ruined. Homer revokes Abe driving privileges. Zelda has a reservation in Branson and she goes with Abes rival. Abe steals Marges car and goes with Bart to Branson to get her back. When they get there Abe actually just gets back at her and calls her the "hootchie" everybody said she was.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Half-Decent Proposal The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Half-Decent Proposal"
Homers incessant snoring is keeping Marge awake and the cost for surgery to correct the problem is costly. She moves in with Patty and Selma to get some sleep. The news reports that Marges former boyfriend, Artie Ziff, is the 5th richest man in America. Patty and Selma convince Marge that she should contact Artie, so they send an e-mail on her behalf. Artie receives the e-mail and reveals his 20-year obsession with Marge. Artie Ziff flies to the Simpson home and takes them for a ride. He then makes an indecent proposal, $1 million for Marge to spend a weekend with him, so they she might find out what life would have been like with him. After another sleepless night, Marge gives it serious thought, after all the money would allow them to pay for Homers much needed nasal surgery. Marge goes off with Artie and Homer has second thoughts. Artie recreates their senior prom and tries to kiss Marge. Marge leaves Artie and returns to home find out that Homer has left town with Lenny. On the road, Homer and Lenny get a job at oil rig in West Springfield, which is "three times larger than Texas". Bart, Lisa and Marge figure out where Homers at, but Marge needs help from Artie to find out exactly where he is. With his oil rig on fire, Homer declines rescue, until Artie gives up on Marge. Artie creates a solution for Homers snoring problem, which at a subliminal level may help Artie with his Marge problem.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gump Roast The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Gump Roast"
Our story begins a la "Forrest Gump", with Homer sitting on a park bench waiting for the rest of the family to arrive. While Chief Wiggum initially tells him isnt interested in hearing Homers life story initially, he becomes intrigued as Homer goes right into it, in the form of flashbacks (clips). Homer is picked up and brought blindfolded to the Springfield Friars Club where emcee Krusty the Klown and other friends and family roast Homer with their memories (more clips from past episodes). Bart and Lisa start followed by Mr. Burns, Grampa Simpson & Agnes Skinner, Reverend Lovejoy & Ned Flanders (a la "The Smothers Brothers"). The proceedings are interrupted by Kodos and Kang, whom rest the entire fate of humanity upon one human being, Homer Simpson; they cite him as "the fat selfish epitome of modern man". They probe him revealing more clips, which helps prove to them that humans are unfit to continue existing. Lisa talks them into probing the innocent mind of a child. The probing of Maggies mind reveals to Kodos and Kang the most important thing of all for them; Earth is where there favorite celebrities live. Kodos and Kang attend the "People Choice Awards" and the episode ends with a wacky little ditty celebrating more clips, but telling the viewers "not to fear, they have stories for years."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hunka Hunka Burns in Love... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
Homers foray into the fortune writing business leads to a romance for Mr. Burns. Then Burns seeks advice from Homer when he starts to romance, Gloria his new found love. Things look good for Monty who proposes marriage, just as Glorias ex arrives on the scene, Snake, whos just recently escaped from prison. He grabs Gloria and Homer and takes them hostage, leaving Monty and the police to affect their rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XII The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Treehouse of Horror XII"
a). "hex and the city"The family sees a gypsy, but Homers usual ineptitude causes the gypsy to seek her revenge by cursing him and his loved ones. In an effort to get the curse lifted, Homer catches a leprechaun and releases it upon the gypsy with surprising results.b). "House of Whacks"The family home obtains an upgrade, the Ultrahouse 3000, a computer that will do everything for them. Everything is going great until the house falls in love with Marge and tries killing Homer.c). "Wiz Kids"Bart and Lisa are attending wizard school. The evil Lord Montymort and Slithers have designs on capturing Lisa, so that Montymort can take her essence. They use Barts rivalry with his sister as the means to get at her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Blame It on Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Blame It on Lisa"
The family receives a $400 phone bill for a phone call to Brazil. Marge and Homer go down to the phone office to get this error corrected, they didnt make the call. Their visit results in their phone service getting cut off. Homer tries to steal phone service, but gets electrocuted for his trouble. Lisa confesses to making the call and tells them of the donations shed made for an orphan boy named Renaldo in Brazil, with whom shed lost contact with. The family decides to make a trip to Brazil to find him. The family flies down to Rio, as Maggie takes care of herself, under the watchful eyes of Patty and Selma. They split up with Lisa and Marge looking on one side of town and Homer and Bart on the other. Homer gets kidnapped when he gets into an unlicensed taxi. The kidnappers take Homer up the Amazon. Marge reports the kidnapping to an uncaring police department and Homer tries to raise the $50,000 on his own. Lisa finds Renaldo working for the kids show that Bart has watched with great sexual interest since arriving in Rio. Renaldo is now wealthy, thanks to the new dancing shoes Lisas donation purchased for him, so he gives Lisa the $50,000 that will let them get Homer from the kidnappers. The transfer is made and Homer is returned, but as we leave our friends in Rio, Bart is celebrating Carnival in the belly of a snake.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brawl in the Family The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Brawl in the Family"
The family is going through problems. A social worker sets out to fix them after a domestic violence charge. He is horrified at Homer when the vegas wives of Homer and Ned unexpectedly come to Springfield. Fed up with vegas, they want to replace Marge and Maude. Neds new wife stays with him, but his dorky children drive her crazy. Homer tries unsuccessfully to get an annulment. Homers vegas wife gets him kicked out of the house. Marge begins to feel sorry for Homer, so she devises a plan to get rid of his vegas wife. Homer gets her drunk and marries her to Abe. She is so distraught over being Mrs. Abraham Simpson that she and Neds vegas wife flee, running down evergreen terrace. Senile as ever, grandpa forgets being married immediately.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Frying Game The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "The Frying Game"
Homers ordered Marge an anniversary gift, a pond for the backyard. The new pond attracts a screaming caterpillar. The "screamapillar" as the family finds out is an endangered species and by law they are responsible for its well being. When Homer believes he has killed the insect he tries to hide that fact. The "screamapillar" is okay, but Homer is found guilty of "attempted insecticide" and "aggravated buggery" and is sentenced to 200 hours of community service. Homer begins delivering "Meals on Wheels" and runs scared into the closet when one of his elderly clients appears to be threatening him with an axe. It turns out she is just a kindly old woman, who asks Homer to join him for some company. He starts lending her a hand, and she seems to be taking advantage of him. Marge goes to see her and then finds herself helping the old woman as much as Homer has been. When the old woman turns up dead; Homer and Marge are considered top suspects, when they are named beneficiaries of the womans will. They suspect the "man with braces," who they saw leaving the scene. Everyone suspects them. When the womans diamond necklace is found in their home, they are arrested. The children are sent to a yokel foster home and Marge and Homer are found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair. When Homer realizes that Marge is going to miss the children, he confesses to the crime, which allows for her release. On the electric chair Homer is about to be electrocuted when it is revealed he is a participant on a new reality game show "Frame Up". The man with the braces is the host, and Homers murder victim is actually still alive. The old woman is actually Carmen Electra in disguise. Homer is freed, but disgusted that peoples lives are toyed with for TV ratings; this he says while looking Carmen Electra directly in the breasts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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She of Little Faith The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "She of Little Faith"
Bart orders a model rocket and Homer builds and tries to launch it. With help from some nerds and a hamster named Nibbles, a new rocket is built and launched, but results in the church being destroyed. The church looks to rebuild and Montgomery Burns offers his help, but only if he can run the church like a business. The over commercialization of the rebuilt church puts Lisa off; she leaves it for good in search of a new place to worship. She finds Lenny, Carl and Richard Gere at a Buddhist temple. Richard gives her some information about Buddhism and she converts. The family tries to use Christmas as a means to bring Lisa back to Christianity. Realizing what they are doing runs to the temple but learns from Richard that Buddhism allows for the tolerance of other beliefs. So as Homer puts it, she can "pay lip service" to Christianity while remaining a Buddhist.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Am Furious Yellow The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "I Am Furious Yellow"
Springfield Elementary finally gets a career day speaker that keeps the childrens interest. The creator of cartoon inspires the children to come up with their own cartoon characters. Bart makes an initial comic strip of "Danger Dude," which he shows to the Comic Book Guy and Marvel Comics creator Stan Lee who happens to stop by the comic book shop, but never leaves. Their feedback leads Bart to search for other inspiration, which he finds in his own father. He makes Homer the main character in a comic that he calls "Angry Dad". It becomes very popular and an Internet company wants to make "Angry Dad" an Internet cartoon. They offer Bart stock in return for use of his strip. "Angry Dad" becomes even more popular, but when Homer sees it at work, he goes home very angry. The citizens of Springfield, who see him in his car angry, try to make him angrier to see what hell do. The family realizes that Homer has anger management issues. Homer resolves to take it easy, leaving Bart without any material. Bart sets an elaborate trap to anger the now sedate Homer. Bart finds out that the Internet company has gone bankrupt and doesnt need his new material, just as Homer takes the bait for the trap. Homer gets green with anger, a la The Incredible Hulk and it turns out Bart has saved Homers life; since the pent up rage would have killed him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bart Wants What It Wants... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "The Bart Wants What It Wants"
After giving up the Olympic torch that Homer has stolen, the family stops in at a carnival being held at a private school. Bart comes to the aid of a young girl being bullied. The girl is the daughter of Rainier Wolfcastle and she invites Bart to come to her house sometime. Bart goes to Gretas home and has a great time. The Wolfcastles come to the Simpson home and Greta expresses her interest in Bart, although he is a little slow on the uptake. On Barts next visit he brings Milhouse. Greta invites Bart to her school dance, only Bart finds out that Skinner is going to be performing stand-up comedy and he cant resist. Skinners act bombs, much to Barts delight. Working with the theory that "women are easy, state capitals are hard", Bart breaks up with Greta. For revenge Greta starts hanging out with Milhouse. She then joins her dad for a film shoot in Toronto. Bart asks the family if they can go to Toronto. At Paramountie Studios Bart finds Greta only to find out that she interested in either Bart or Milhouse, so they both join the Canadian Olympic Basketball team. Back in Springfield, Skinners act still sucks.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Blunder Years The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "The Blunder Years"
Marge falls for the image of the man on the package Burly paper towels. Homer and Bart scam Marge by making her think that Chad Sexington, the burly paper towel model, is coming to dinner. Who shows up in place of Chad? A shirtless Barney. To make up for her humiliation, Homer takes her and the family out to dinner and a show. A featured performer on the bill is Mesmerino and Homer offers himself up for hypnosis. When Homer reverts to himself at 12 years old, it triggers something within that causes him to start screaming incessantly. With the use of some Indian Memory Tea, Homer and Moe, recall when they were twelve and Homer found a dead body, which he never reported. The family journeys to the old quarry to find the body; which they do, with help from Chief Wiggum and Burly paper towels. They follow the drainage pipe back to its source, The pipe leads back to Burns office at the plant. He disposed of a corpse thirty years earlier. It was the corpse of Wayland Smithers... senior. He shows an old film to prove the death was accidental. Homer and Marge journey home, with Homer feeling satisfied. Moe visits them and tells about how he cracked the case.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tales From the Public Domain... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Tales From the Public Domain"
Homer gets a letter from the library telling him about an overdue book. He checked it out when Bart was born to have something to read his child. Lisa suggests that he read them some stories from it now. Homer starts by telling the tale of thea). "Odyssey"Homer is Odysseus, who delivers a Trojan horse to the King. After his troops are victorious, Odysseus ticks off the gods by refusing to make a sacrifice. They take their revenge upon him when they blow him and his crew off course, where they almost meet the Sirens and finally Circe, who turns his men into pigs. After Odysseus eats his men, he has to cross the river Styx to return home. When he arrives he takes out the trash.b). "Joan of Arc"Lisa is Joan in this retelling of the story of Joan of Arc. Joan sets out to help lead the French army to victory against the English, which she does, until she is captured. Joan is found guilty and is about to be burned at the stake, when Marge, not much for tragic endings, changes the ending so that Joan lives.c). "Hamlet"Bart is Hamlet and Homer asks him to avenge his death. Moe (as Uncle Claudius) had Homer killed so that he could marry the queen (Marge) and take over the kingdom. Hamlet discovers the kings treachery and goes to avenge his fathers death. When he kills the wrong man, he must duel with Laertes (Ralph). When Laertes dispatches himself, Hamlet kills Uncle Claudius, then himself. Rather than clean up the mess, the queen also dispatches herself. Everyone is dead.Bart cant believe how boring the last story was, but Homer reminds him that is also became a great movie called "Ghostbusters." The family dances as the theme to that classic film plays in the background.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Weekend at Burnsies The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Weekend at Burnsies"
Marge plants her own garden and when the crows arrive she puts up a scarecrow. Homer himself is scared by the scarecrow, so he sneaks upon it and destroys it. As a result, the crows look up to him as their leader. The crows hang out with him wherever he goes. The crows eventually overstay their welcome and Homer tries to shoo them away, the respond by attacking him. At the hospital, when Homer asks Dr. Hibbert what can be done for the pain in his eyes Dr. Hibbert prescribes medical marijuana. Homer starts getting legally high. At one point, in his high state of mind, Homer allows Flanders to read the entire bible to him. Flanders is also gets Homers signature on a petition to get a ban on medical marijuana added to the next elections ballot. Being high at work also does a wonder for his career at the power plant, because when Homer laughs at all of Mr. Burns jokes he is given a promotion to executive vice-president. Homer finds out about the ban being added to the ballot and a rally is organized in protest. The band Phish appears at the rally, but the attendees "have spaced on the date", they held their rally one day after the election; so medical marijuana has been banned. The medical marijuana is burned. Homers medical condition was long since cured, Homer promises to never to smoke pot again. Mr. Burns calls Homer into help with his speech. Mr. Burns need to raise $60 million to appease his investors. Homer tries, but Smithers needs the use of Homers last joint to think any of Mr. Burns speech is funny. When Mr. Burns appears to dead from drowning in his bathtub, Smithers and Homer turn him into a marionette so that he can still appear before the investors. A dance performance by the strung up Mr. Burns gets his heart started again and he has recovered well enough to learn that the investors were distracted enough to not worry about the $60 million.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer the Moe The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Homer the Moe"
Bart is digging a hole in the backyard, which turns into Homer telling a story at Moes. Moe himself is feeling depressed, he misses his bartending school alma mater, Swigmore University. The guys talk him into going back and Moe leaves Homer in charge of the bar. Back at school Moe meets one of his old professors, who recommend that he reinvent his "crap-hole". Upon his return, the reinvention begins. Now called "M" it becomes an exclusive and Duff-less nightclub. Feeling like outcasts, Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney set up "a hunting club" in Homers garage, where theres plenty of Duff and a live band, REM. Moe decides he does not like his new bar and tries to join up with them again. Homer goes turkey hunting and shoots Moe (thinking he is a cougar), renewing their friendship. In the end, the Simpson family, Moe, and REM all celebrate Thanksgiving together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Little Girl in the Big Ten... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Little Girl in the Big Ten"
Lisa is failing gym. So that she wont fail and lose the Springfield Elementary the only accreditation they have, Principal Skinner gets Lisa a private coach. After seeing a vision of President Kennedy, Lisa is inspired to give gymnastics her best shot. While Bart is spending time with Grandpa he gets bitten by a Chinese mosquito. Lisa finds out that her fellow gymnastics students are actually college age, and rather than be embarrassed by her real age, she lets them think she is college age as well. Bart is diagnosed with "Panda virus" which makes him contagious, so Dr. Hibbert puts him in a plastic bubble for a week. Meanwhile Lisa has started hanging out with college age students at a coffee house listening to Robert Pinsky read his poetry. Bart starts using his plastic bubble to rescue nerds from the bullies. Some of those nerds follow Lisa when they think she is up to something. They find her at college analyzing "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoons and Milhouse exposes her. Embarrassed she leaves and back at home, she gets in trouble for going to college (16 credit hours worth) and her fellow grade school students wont relate with her anymore. She gets advice from Bart on how to win them back, which she does by making a splash on the cake created for Seymour Skinner Day.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Papas Got a Brand New Badge... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Papas Got a Brand New Badge"
Springfield is in the midst of a heat wave. The nuclear plant is at capacity and when one of its crack employees, Homer Simpson, plugs in just one appliance too many, the city has a blackout. Looting begins and the police are ineffective. In an attempt to try doing something right for a change, Homer starts his own security company to help keep order. Chief Wiggum finds himself without a job, when Mayor Quimby decides that "Spring Shield" security should become the citys new police force. Homer shuts down one of Fat Tonys operations and with that crime is non-existent. Fat Tony makes a public announcement that he is going to gun down Homer if he isnt out of town by tomorrow at noon. Homer appeals for help, only no one of importance offers to help. The following day, Fat Tony and New Jersey associates a la The Sopranos go to the Simpson home. Shots ring out, effectively wounding Fat Tony and friends. Homer decides to give his badge to the next person he sees, which happens to be Clancy Wiggum. He comments thats the way he got the job in the past, he also disavows any knowledge of the shots; but we know who the shooter is, its Maggie Simpson.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Sweetest Apu The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "The Sweetest Apu"
My goodness how the octuplets have grown! As we see when Manjula has brought the children to Kwik-E-Mart. After the children have left, Apu believes that the Squishee delivery lady has made a pass at him, by calling him handsome. The Simpson family is participating in the Civil War reenactment. Homer gets Barney (playing General Grant) to drink a mug of beer. The reenactment is "ripe with inaccuracies." Homer goes back to the Kwik-E-Mart and discovers Apu making out with the Squishee lady, he back out of the store all the way home and into bed. He has nightmares about the encounter and tells Marge guesses at what hes seen. They both have difficulty facing Apu and Manjula together. They confront Apu and soon Manjula finds out. She throws him out. Marge and Homer concoct a plan to bring Manjula and Apu back together. Apu asks for forgiveness, but gets divorce papers instead. Apu is about to end it all, when Manjula is willing to take him, provided he meets with her list of demands.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Parent Rap The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "The Parent Rap"
Abandoned by a prize seeking Homer, Milhouse and Bart go for an unintentional joyride in Chief Wiggums squad car. In juvenile court, Milhouse gets his case dismissed; however, when Bart goes up before Judge Snyder he is just about to get out of it, when the judges vacation starts. The replacement judge isnt a pushover and citing Homers negligence she orders that Bart and Homer be tethered together. The pair attends school, work and Moes together and begin bonding. Frustrated by the whole situation Marge cuts the tether and is caught. Judge Harm decides that both Barts parents are unfit, so she has Homer and Marge put into stocks and put on public display. Homer and Marge break free and retaliate, only to get caught. When brought before Judge Harm they are about to have the book thrown at them, when Judge Snyder returns from vacation and declares that boys will be boys and dismisses the case.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Lastest Gun in the West... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "The Lastest Gun in the West"
Bart has a day that gets better and better, until it starts really sucking when a crazy dog that hates him for no known reason starts stalking him. Bart is chased by the dog and he escapes from the dog by climbing a fence into the yard of Buck McCoy, a former star of western films. Bart learns more about Bucks history and back at home when Bart mentions that Buck is about the greatest guy who ever lived, Homer gets jealous. Buck comes to the Simpsons home for dinner and Bart brings the western look to Springfield Elementary. Bart and Lisa get Buck to appear on "The Krusty the Clown Show", but Buck hasnt appeared on live television in years; so to calm his nerves, he starts drinking. A drunken Buck shoots up the Krusty the Clown set, and Krusty himself. As a result Bart has lost his new hero and Homer who should feel happy about it isnt. So he and Marge go to Bucks to try sobering him up. When Snake and his gang are robbing Springfields National Bank, Homer suggests that Buck stop the robbery to help restore his sons faith in the old cowboy. A couple of twirls of Bucks lariat soon put an end to the robbery.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jaws Wired Shut The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Jaws Wired Shut"
The family watches the gay pride parade and then goes to the movies. Homer loudly protests the fact that the movie hasnt started, due to the length of ads and previews. When the ushers chase him out of the theatre, Homer runs straight into the glove of a statue of fighter, Drederick Tatum, and breaks his jaw. With his mouth wired shut and nothing else to do, Homer becomes a great listener and even a respectable member of society, which delights Marge. After his jaw has healed, Homer continues to be everything he never was before. On Afternoon YAK he promises to not revive his "weckless, weckless ways". Weeks later Marge realizes that their life has become dull, so she enters the family car in a demolition derby and soon finds herself in trouble. In a sequence reminiscent of the "Popeye" cartoons, Homer sucks down a can of Duff and comes to her rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Saddlesore Galactica The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Saddlesore Galactica"
Homer and Bart befriend a diving horse at a county fair. They turn it into a racehorse with an attitude, whose success runs them afoul of mysterious, tree-dwelling jockeys.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart to the Future The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Bart to the Future"
We see a possible future in which Bart is a grown-up slacker, living with Ralph Wiggum, while Lisa is no less than President of the United States.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
When Otto dumps his bride at the altar, she goes to live with the Simpsons - and the family comes to believe that Marge has lost her mind.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Faith Off The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Faith Off"
Homer gets a bucket stuck on his head, and when it is removed the town is convinced that Bart has the powers of a faith healer. Then mobster Fat Tony tries to turn the boys spiritual abilities into more sinister directions.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Guess Whos Coming to Criticize... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Guess Whos Coming to Criticize Dinner?"
With Lisas help, Homer uses his vast knowledge of food to become the towns leading restaurant critic. But when he gets petty and vindictive in his criticisms, all the other chefs in town try to kill him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Take My Wife, Sleaze The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
After winning a motorcycle at a dance contest, Homer becomes part of a motorcycle gang. But when he puts Marges photo in a biker magazine, a much tougher gang takes her, and he must win her back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Alone Again, Natura-Diddily... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"
Neds wife Maude is inadvertently killed by a T-shirt accident at an auto race. Homer and his family try to help Ned cope.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Days of Wine and Dohses The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Days of Wine and Dohses"
After being embarrassed by a drunken video of himself, Barney vows to sober up. Newly clean, he gets work as a helicopter pilot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
Fleeing from a duel, Homer takes his family to live on a farm. There he discovers that by mixing tomatoes, tobacco and radioactivity from the nuclear plant, he can create a dangerously delicious new substance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror X The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror X"
In "I Know What You Diddily-Iddly-Did" the SImpsons fear they have killed Ned Flanders. "Desperately Xeeking Xena" satirizes superheroes of yore with "Stretch Dude" Bart and "Clobber Girl" Lisa. And "Lifes A Glitch, Then You Die" depicts the upcoming horror of Y2K.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eight Misbehavin The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Eight Misbehavin"
Due to overuse of fertility medication, Apu and wife Manjula give birth to octuplets. Desperate for money, Apu loans the babies to an unscrupulous carny promoter, then needs Homers help to get them back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Grift of the Magi The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Grift of the Magi"
In this Christmas-themed episode, the students of Springfield Elementary are unwittingly used as a focus group to test new toys. The product of their labors, a cuddly doll named Funzo, is a lot more sinister than he appears.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Missionary: Impossible The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Missionary: Impossible"
When Homer fails to give money he promised over the phone, he is forced by PBS stars to flee the country. He becomes a missionary on a small tropical island, where he introduces the natives to casino gambling.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Little Big Mom The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Little Big Mom"
When Marge leaves the house to recuperate from a skating injury, everything goes to hell - until Lisa convinces Homer and Bart they have leprosy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pygmoelian The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Pygmoelian"
Plastic surgery gives Moe the bartender a handsome new face and a whole new life as a soap opera star.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Behind the Laughter The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Behind the Laughter"
In this satire of VH1s "Behind The Music," we learn the secrets of the Simpsons rise, fall, and ultimate success.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mansion Family The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "The Mansion Family"
Worried about his health, Mr. Burns visits the Mayo Clinic. He lets Homer housesit his mansion, which leads of course to an offshore knife fight and an attack by Chinese pirates.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brothers Little Helper The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Brothers Little Helper"
When Bart commits an extremely destructive prank, he is given Focusyn, a pill to help him concentrate in school. At first the results are impressive, and then Bart starts believing in a conspiracy involving spy satellites and major league baseball.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Last Tap Dance in Springfield... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
Lisa enters a tap dancing academy, where the teacher is a child star who never quite grew up. Meanwhile, Homer gets laser eye surgery.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Beyond Blunderdome The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Beyond Blunderdome"
Homer befriends Mel Gibson just as Mel is completing a remake of Mr. Smith Goes To Washington. Homer convinces Mel to make the film more violent, with disastrous results.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
Homer bowls a perfect 300 game, then concludes that the greatest accomplishment of his life is behind him. He reconnects with the world by bonding with baby Maggie.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kill the Alligator and Run... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Kill the Alligator and Run"
After a terrible bout with insomnia, Homer takes the family to Florida during spring break. There, they kill a beloved alligator and are sentenced to a chain gang.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homers Enemy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 23 - "Homers Enemy"
A hardworking new employee at the power plant is consumed with resentment at Homers undeserved success.
Added on September 21, 2011
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El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer)"
After eating a dish laced with potent peppers during the chili cookoff, Homer has hallucinations where a mystical coyote urges him to find his soulmate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart After Dark The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Bart After Dark"
After trespassing and damaging property at a mysterious old house, Bart is required to work there as a punishment... but it turns out to be a burlesque house.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 24 - "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
Troy McClure presents three Simpsons spinoff spoofs: In "Chief Wiggum, P.I.," Chief Wiggum becomes a New Orleans detective. Next, Grampa Simpsons soul is trapped inside Moes Love tester machine in "The Love-Matic Grampa." Finally, the Simpson family hosts a 70s-style variety show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brother From Another Series... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Brother From Another Series"
When Sideshow Bob is released from prison, his brother Cecil puts him in charge of building Springfields new hydroelectric dam.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mountain of Madness The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Mountain of Madness"
To promote teamwork amongst the power plants employees, Mr. Burns makes them go on a corporate retreat up in the mountains.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Springfield Files The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "The Springfield Files"
Homer witnesses something out of this world in Springfield woods, but no one believes him -- not even FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, who come to investigate the incident.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Burns Baby Burns The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Burns Baby Burns"
Mr. Burns boorish long-lost son Larry gets the brush-off from Burns, but Homer hatches a plan to reconcile them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Milhouse Divided The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "A Milhouse Divided"
Kirk and Luann Van Houten are getting a divorce. Homer is confident that it will never happen to him, but Kirk tells him how quickly things can change.
Added on September 21, 2011
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In Marge We Trust The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "In Marge We Trust"
Disturbed that Reverend Lovejoy has lost interest in counseling parishioners, Marge volunteers as the "Listen Lady." Meanwhile, Homer sees his likeness on a box of Japanese detergent.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror VII The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Treehouse of Horror VII"
In "The Thing and I," Bart discovers his evil Siamese twin in the attic. In "The Genesis Tub," Lisas science experiment becomes a quickly-developing micro-universe, where she is thought of as God and Bart is the devil. In "Citizen Kang," aliens replace Clinton and Dole just in time for the election.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisas Date With Density The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Lisas Date With Density"
Lisa develops a crush on Nelson and tries to change him into a better person. Meanwhile, Homer finds an autodialer and starts a telemarketing scam.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Grade School Confidential... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Grade School Confidential"
Bart discovers Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel kissing, and its not long before the whole town knows of their secret affair.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homers Phobia The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Homers Phobia"
The Simpsons befriend a shop owner, but when Homer discovers the man is gay, he worries about his influence on Bart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Canine Mutiny The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "The Canine Mutiny"
When Bart cant pay the credit card bill for his expensive new purebred dog, the repo men unwittingly take Santas Little Helper.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Old Man and the Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "The Old Man and the Lisa"
Financially ruined, Mr. Burns turns to Lisa for help in building a recycling business. Lisa believes hes changed, but his new business venture takes a shocking new direction.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer vs. the 18th Amendment... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Homer vs. the 18th Amendment"
When Prohibition is revived in Springfield, Homer and Bart supply the town with alcohol.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hurricane Neddy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Hurricane Neddy"
A hurricane destroys the Flanders home and they have to move into the church basement. The people of Springfield gather to rebuild their house, but when Ned sees the poor workmanship, he has a complete breakdown.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious"
Marge is stressed by the demands of motherhood and the Simpsons get a magical British nanny, who floats down from the sky holding an umbrella.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Twisted World of Marge... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
Marges new pretzel franchise is failing until Homer strikes a deal with Fat Tony, Springfields local mobster.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Sister, My Sitter The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "My Sister, My Sitter"
Lisa has a stellar reputation as a babysitter, but when Homer and Marge leave her in charge of Bart and Maggie, everything starts going wrong.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Secret War of Lisa Simpson... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 25 - "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
When Bart is sent to military school after playing a prank on the town, Lisa decides to join him... as the schools only girl cadet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
In an attempt to boost ratings, the Itchy and Scratchy Show adds a new "in-your-face" character voiced by Homer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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You Only Move Twice The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "You Only Move Twice"
When Homer accepts a job offer, the Simpsons move to Cypress Creek, where everything seems too good to be true. Finally happy at his job, Homer fails to notice that his new boss is an evil megalomaniac bent on world domination.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Homer They Fall The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "The Homer They Fall"
When Moe sees that Homer can absorb massive blows to the head, he turns him into a prizefighter and sets up a match with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
A weary Burns decides to sell the plant to a group of German investors. When the Germans assume control, they discover the plant is not the bargain it seems, and in particular that Homer is a buffoon who dreams of the land of chocolate. finally, Burns returns and retakes the plant, leaving the irate Germans vowing revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Radio Bart The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Radio Bart"
For his birthday, Bart gets a microphone which he uses to play pranks, including convincing the Flanders boys that he is God. He wins the sympathy of the whole town and well-meaning celebrities including Sting, by pretending to be a boy who fell in a well. Then Bart actually falls in the well and nobody cares.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Barts Friend Falls in Love... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 23 - "Barts Friend Falls in Love"
After a sex education class at Springfield Elementary, Milhouse falls in love with a beautiful new girl, Samantha Stanky. Barts jealousy drives them apart, landing Samantha in a Catholic School. Meanwhile, Homer tries to suppress his appetite while he sleeps but instead increases his vocabulary.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Defined The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Homer Defined"
When Homer inadvertently saves the nuclear plant from a meltdown, he wins praise and respect, but feels he owes it all to just plain luck. In the end, even guest star Magic Johnson refers to a lucky break as "pulling a Homer." Meanwhile, Bart realizes he wasnt invited to Milhouses birthday party because Milhouses mother doesnt think Bart is a good influence on her son.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Black Widower The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Black Widower"
The evil Sideshow Bob reappears, apparently reformed, and Marges sister Selma. Bart is convinced that nis old nemesis is up to no good, and ne finally proves that Bob intends to murder his new bride for the money.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer at the Bat The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Homer at the Bat"
With a homemade baseball bat, Homer rules the company softball team -until Mr. Burns, to win a bet, decides to hire ringers. He recruits professional baseball players who each fall victim to misfortune, leaving the game in Homers hands (and head).
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Lisa wins an essay contest, and the entire Simpson family gets to visit Washington D.C. Bart flies in The Spirit of St. Louis, Homer drools on money at the mint, and Lisa gets Congress to pass a bill saving her beloved Springfield forest.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Alone The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Homer Alone"
After a particularly trying morning, Marge has a breakdown and stops her car on a bridge. The family gets her a trip to ancho Relaxo, a local spa, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma and Maggie with Homer - who almost immediately loses her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart the Murderer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Bart the Murderer"
While the rest of his class enjoys the best field trip ever -- to a chocolate factory -- Bart becomes a Goodfella under Springfield mob boss Fat Tony. At first Bart enjoys the perks of the job, but the family is concerned when they find hijacked cigarettes in Barts room and an FBI truck outside. Then Principal Skinner disappears - and Bart is the prime suspect.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Greek The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Lisa the Greek"
Homer discovers that Lisa has an incredible knack for picking football winners, which he exploits with Moe the bookie. When Homer doubts if Lisa loves him, he decides the result of the upcoming Super Bowl will tell the tale. After a typically hokey half-time show, Homer is pleased to discover that Lisas pick is on the money and her love is true.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Colonel Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Colonel Homer"
After an argument with Marge, Homer runs off to a country-western bar, where he discovers beautiful songstress Lurleen Lumpkin. Homer decides to manage her, leading Marge to wonder if shes losing her man to a younger woman. But after Lurleens successful appearance on a country comedy show, "Yah Hoo!" she realizes theres no one for Homer but his wife.
Added on September 21, 2011
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When Flanders Failed The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "When Flanders Failed"
At a back yard barbecue, Ned Flanders announces hes opening a new store devoted to merchandise for left-handers. Homer secretly wishes Flanders to fai and Ned undergoes a series of business reversals leaving the Flanders family living in a car, with Homer the last hope to save the Leftorium. Meanwhile, Bart pretends to be taking Karate lessons, only to be beaten up by bullies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisas Pony The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Lisas Pony"
Homer fails to buy Lisa a new saxophone reed and she is humiliated at a school concert. To make it up to her, Homer buys her a pony, which lives in the Simpson house. To afford the pony, Homer must get a second job at the Kwik-E-Mart, and he can no longer sleep. Finally, Lisa relents and gives up the pony but keeps her fathers love.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Like Father Like Clown The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Like Father Like Clown"
At a dinner with the Simpsons, Krusty the Clown reveals he is estranged from his rabbi father. Bart and Lisa explore Jewish traditions and literature to prove to the rabbi that clowning is an honorable profession, and lead Krusty and his rather to reconcile on the air.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Flaming Moes The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Flaming Moes"
Homer gives Moe the idea for a new cocktail whose secret ingredient is cough syrup. Moe takes the recipe without crediting Homer, and his bar flourishes, attracting the cool crowd and Aerosmith. But before Moe can franchise his operation, a bitter Homer reveals the secret of Moes success.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart the Lover The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Bart the Lover"
A yo-yo craze hits Springfield Elementary, affecting no one more than Bart. When Mrs. Krabapple takes his yo-yo and places him in detention, Bart gets back at her by answering her personal ad as a perfect - but fictitious - lover. After standing Mrs. K. up, however, Bart feels remorse and he enlists the familys help in letting her down easy. Meanwhile, Homer attempts to cure his foul mouth by means of a swear jar.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stark Raving Dad The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Stark Raving Dad"
Bart puts his lucky red cap in the laundry, turning Homers white shirt pink. When he wears the pink shirt to work, Homer is sent to a mental institution where his roommate is a big fat white guy who believes himself to be Michael Jackson. Homers roommate and Bart collaborate on a song for Lisas birthday - which she believes to be the best present she ever got.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Separate Vocations The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Separate Vocations"
Scholastic tests show that Lisa will not be the saxophone player she dreams of becoming, while Bart has great aptitude for being a cop. He goes on a ride-a-long and becomes a hall monitor, where he takes the rap for Lisa, whose disappointment has led her to pull pranks on the teachers at Springfield Elementary
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brother, Can You Spare Two... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 24 - "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Mr. Burns discovers that Homer is sterile, and placates him with an award presented by Joe Frazier. Then Homers half-brother Herb Powell returns and attempts to resuscitate his sagging fortunes with an invention that allows babies to talk to adults.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Saturdays of Thunder The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Saturdays of Thunder"
Homer fails a quiz designed to test how well he knows his son. A trip to the Fatherhood Institute convinces him to help Bart build a soapbox derby racer, but Homers assistance only makes things worse. Riding a sleek racer designed by Martin Prince, Bart is thrilled to see his father come out to root him on.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Married Marge The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "I Married Marge"
In this flashback view of Homer and Marges early wedded life, we see their marriage in a casino wedding chapel, Homers successful attempt to land a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant - where we learn Smithers first name is Waylon - and the birth of Bart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Otto Show The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "The Otto Show"
After a riotous visit to Springfield by Spinal Tap, bus driver Otto loses his license. He moves in with the Simpsons, who lean on Marges sisters at the DMV to help him get his job back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dog of Death The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Dog of Death"
After lottery fever grips Springfield - and makes Kent Brockman even richer - the Simpsons discover their dog needs an expensive operation. When the family resents the cost of the surgery, the dog runs away - and is trained to be a killer by Mr. Burns. But when Santas Little Helper is ordered to attack Bart, the love of a dog for his boy wins out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror II The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Treehouse of Horror II"
In the second annual terror-themed trilogy, a monkeys paw that grants wishes leads humanity to fall prey to sadistic space aliens. Also, Bart assumes incredible powers for mischief, turning Homer into a giant Jack-in-the-Box; and Mr. Burns puts Homers brain into a robots body - only to discover the robot is now as lazy as Homer was.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Viva Ned Flanders The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Viva Ned Flanders"
When clean-living Ned Flanders wants to experience a new side of life, Homer takes him to Las Vegas. After a drunken binge, they marry a pair of cocktail waitresses.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wild Barts Cant Be Broken... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Wild Barts Cant Be Broken"
Scapegoated for the vandalism of drunken Isotopes fans, the children of Springfield wage war on the adults by broadcasting their secrets on the radio.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wizard of Evergreen... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
A midlife crisis prompts Homer to quit his job and become an inventor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa Gets an A The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Lisa Gets an A"
Stuck at home with a cold, Lisa gets addicted to a video game and neglects her homework. Her A+++ on a test wins the school a grant, but when she confesses that she cheated, Skinner covers it up. Meanwhile, Homer raises a lobster.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Maximum Homerdrive The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Maximum Homerdrive"
After beating Homer in a steak-eating competition, a trucker dies; Homer and Bart take over his rig to complete his shipment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mom and Pop Art The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Mom and Pop Art"
Homers failed do-it-yourself project gets mistaken for "outsider art." Suddenly in the limelight, Homer must come up with new "works" to impress the art world.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Doh-in in the Wind The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Doh-in in the Wind"
In a quest to learn Homers middle name, Homer and Grandpa travel to his mothers old commune, where Homer embraces the hippie life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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When You Dish Upon a Star... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "When You Dish Upon a Star"
After a chance encounter with Hollywood celebrities secretly living in Springfield, Homer becomes their friend and gofer... until he spills the beans to the gang at Moes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lard of the Dance The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Lard of the Dance"
Homer and Bart try to make money by selling used grease. Meanwhile, Lisa organizes a school dance but feels alienated when a new classmate and her friends try to act like adults.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpsons Bible Stories The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Simpsons Bible Stories"
When Reverend Lovejoy subjects the congregation to an extended Bible reading, the Simpsons fall asleep and have dreams based on Bible stories.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Simpson in: Kidney... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble"
When Grandpa needs a new kidney, Homer agrees to donate one, but then chickens out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Im with Cupid The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Im with Cupid"
Apu is making the husbands of Springfield look bad with his extravagent Valentines Day efforts for Manjula. When the men try to sabotage Apus grand gesture, they accidentally wind up benefiting from it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 23 - "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
After their bank account is drained at a cyber-cafe, the Simpsons go on a disastrous low-budget trip to Japan, where they wind up as contestants on a humiliating game show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer to the Max The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Homer to the Max"
A new TV series features a suave and debonair character named Homer Simpson. Homer capitalizes on his new namesake, until the character is rewritten to be a bumbling fool. Trying to recapture the positive attention he enjoyed, Homer changes his name to "Max Power."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror IX The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror IX"
In "Hell Toupe," Snake is sent to the electric chair, and his hair is transplanted onto Homer. In "The Terror of Tiny Toon," Bart and Lisa become cartoon characters in an episode of Itchy & Scratchy. In "Starship Poopers," a growth spurt casts doubt on Maggies paternity, and the family goes on the Jerry Springer show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge Simpson in: Screaming... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
A new Canyonero SUV turns timid Marge into an aggressive driver, and her road rage lands her in traffic school. But when a stampede occurs at the zoo, the town looks to Marge to save the day.
Added on September 21, 2011
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They Saved Lisas Brain The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "They Saved Lisas Brain"
Mayor Quimby flees Springfield, leaving the town chapter of Mensa in charge. As the groups new power goes to their heads, they take their utopian plans too far and the townspeople revolt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Make Room for Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Make Room for Lisa"
Indebted from a mishap at the Smithsonian, Homer lets a cell phone company put a transmitter in the house. Forced to share a room with Bart, Lisa resents Homer until a New Age experience gives her empathy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sunday, Cruddy Sunday The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
Homer and his friends charter a bus to the Super Bowl, only to find that their tickets are fake. Misadventures ensue.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Monty Cant Buy Me Love The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Monty Cant Buy Me Love"
A new mogul wins the hearts of the townspeople with a shower of cash. Jealous, Mr. Burns asks Homer to help make him a beloved billionaire too, and they hatch a plan to bring the Loch Ness Monster to Springfield.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mayored to the Mob The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Mayored to the Mob"
After a riot at a sci-fi convention, Mayor Quimby hires Homer as his bodyguard, and Homer witnesses the rampant corruption in town politics. When Homer takes a stand, he runs afoul of the Springfield mafia.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart the Mother The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Bart the Mother"
Under Nelsons bad influence, Bart shoots a bird with a BB gun. Stricken with remorse, he tries to nurture the eggs from the birds nest, which hatch into a species of lizard outlawed in Springfield.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Old Man and the C Student... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "The Old Man and the C Student"
When Bart ruins Springfields chance to host the Olympics, the kids are sentenced to community service work at the retirement home. To help the residents recapture their youth, Bart takes them on an ill-fated boat ride.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Moe Baby Blues The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Moe Baby Blues"
The family goes to the Springfield Botanical Gardens, where they and the other residents are there to see the blossoming of the Sumatran Century Flower. When his bar is empty, Moe finds out that is where all his customers have gone and he goes to join them. With a capacity crowd plus one on hand, Chief Wiggum has to send someone away and he selects Moe. As a result, Moe is one of the only ones to not be driven out of town by the obnoxious and somewhat lethal (to other plant life) smell of the Sumatran Century Flower when it finally does bloom. The mass exodus from Springfield results in a huge traffic jam on the Springfield Bridge. When traffic begins to move, Homer hits the accelerator, only to have to immediately slam on the brakes, because traffic didnt move that far. The quick stop to family car and the faulty seat restraint that was holding Maggie in the backseat causes her to be launch through the sunroof and over the side of the bridge. She lands in the arms of Moe, who was perched on the side of the bridge ready to commit suicide. Moe becomes a hero. Moe stops by to see Maggie and winds up watching her when Marge needs to care of Grampa, whos out on the street acting crazier than normal. Moe becomes Maggies fulltime babysitter. Moe entertains Maggie by telling her a story; of course its "The Godfather" saga. Late in the evening after Maggies birthday party, where Homer began to learn that Maggie prefers Moe over him, Marge and Homer hear Maggie crying. They go to her room only to find Moe already there calming her down. They forbid him to ever see her again. The next day, Moe is lonely and missing Maggie. That night, outside her window, Maggie overhears Fat Tony and his boys plan to take out the Castellaneta family. She crawls out her window and begins pursuing them. Marge discovers Maggie is gone and they immediately suspect Moe. When Moe doesnt have her and he finds out she is missing, he offers to help. Clues outside Maggies window reveal that the mob was gathered outside of her window and Moe suggests that they might find her in little Italy. At a restaurant in Little Italy Maggie finds she is in the middle of an "Italian-American Mexican standoff." Moe volunteers to go in and rescue her. He draws the mobsters attention to Maggie which causes them to all go soft. Moe returns Maggie to Homer and Marge and prepares to leave; only Maggie doesnt want him to go. Homer and Marge agree that Moe can have the occasional play date with Maggie, provided he brings along his ham to accompany Homer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Im Spelling as Fast as I... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Im Spelling as Fast as I Can"
The kids are getting ready to go back to school. On the first day, Principal Skinner holds an all school Spelling Bee, which Lisa easily wins, allowing her to go to the state spelling finals. If she wins there, she can then go Spellympics. Meanwhile, Homer has been trying Krustyburgers new "Ribwich" and enjoying it immensely. At the state Spelling Bee Lisa wins, but is disappointed with Homer who tells her that "very serious Daddy business" is going to keep him away from her celebration. Homers daddy business consists of getting more Ribwiches. He is disappointed when the Ribwich is no longer available. Another Ribwich fan (and member of Ribwich Nation) informs Homer that the sandwich is going to be tested in other markets and he shows him the tour schedule. For a moment, Homer considers joining them on their bus tour. For her spelling efforts, Lisa is rewarded with a double-wide locker and she prepares for the Spellympics. At the Spellympics, Lisa makes it to the finals. Homer regrets that he wont be able to attend the finals, as he will be in San Francisco for the last day of the Ribwich. George Plimpton talks to Lisa about getting her to throw the spelling bee so that a more popular competitor can help keep spelling a viable sport. For throwing the bee, Lisa is offered a full scholarship to one of the seven sisters college of her choice. Lisa wrestles with her conscience. In San Francisco, Krusty stops by and tells the crowd they will no longer be making the Ribwich and he tosses them the last one. Homer catches it, and offers are made to him for the last one. He realizes that hes forsaken his daughters big day for a sandwich and he trades it for a car, which he drives off to Lisas big event. At the Spellympics, Homer arrives just in time for Lisa to do her final word. With her dad present, she blows the lid off of the rigged contest, but then misspells her word in the process. She loses the contest, but back home in Springfield she is celebrated as "the biggest winner this town has ever had." They even have her likeness carved into the side of a mountain.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Large Marge The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Large Marge"
Marge sees Homer flirting with two women and later tries to decide whether he is still interested in her or not. Homers response is to fall asleep. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse are watching Krusty playing the villain "Clownface" on an episode of the old Batman television series and are inspired to recreate the carousel sequence. Marge asks Manjula what she should do about Homer and Manjula responds by taking her to a plastic surgery clinic. Marge goes in for a liposuction procedure and winds up with breast implants. The doctor gives her 48 hours to try living with them before he will take them out. At school, Bart gets Milhouse spun at a high speed on the carousel; so fast that he spins out of control, resulting in his knocking over the flagpole and throwing up on the flag. When confronted for his part in this act of unpatriotic behavior, Bart cites Krusty as the influence; making Krusty a very unpopular figure. Homer discovers her implants and at dinner the next night, Homer and the men of Springfield sing the praises of her new endowment. Marge gets offered a trade show modeling job. Marge gets into her new image until the extra weight up front of starts giving her back problems. At the trade show, Barts old friend Stampy and Marges gifts are used to help Krusty get his reputation back. Afterwards surgery is preformed to reverse Marges condition and the Baha Men sings the praises of her Jugs with a little help from Homer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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C.E. Doh! The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "C.E. Doh!"
On St. Valentines Day Marge is too tired in participating in the lovemaking that Homer was so looking forward to. Dejected, Homer leaves the house and stumbles across a billboard for some extension courses. When he is thrown out of the "Strip for Your Wife" class led by Dr. Hibbert, he stumbles into "Successmanship 101" class. He gets the book for the class and with it he decides to change the direction of his life. Homer goes into work with a new attitude, but when he presents his ideas for improvements to Mr. Burns, they are all rejected unread. Later when Homer overhears that Mr. Burns actually has a canary named as the plants legal owner. With this information and some encouragement from his family Homer decides upon a plan. With Barts help, Homer releases the bird, which leaves the plant with no owner. In rare sign of intelligence, Homer outwits Mr. Burns and is able to take over the vacancy left by the canary. His first act in his new job is to fire Mr. Burns. Now Homer is in charge of the power plant and besides learning about the "door shutting thing" he soon learns how difficult it is to be at the top. He misses out on quality time with his family. Mr. Burns returns for a visit and shows Homer the people he missed out on being with throughout his life, Mr. Burns then tries to kill Homer by drugging him and sealing him in a tomb. He isnt fast enough as Homer recovers and easily escapes. As a wrap up to his latest escapade Homer (and everyone) celebrate "HOMERS 305th EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL BBQ."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Three Gays of the Condo The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Three Gays of the Condo"
After yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals - who dont exactly think Homer is straight.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bart of War The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "The Bart of War"
When Marge sees Bart and Milhouse incited to violence after watching an episode of South Park, she tries to turn them onto some good television on the PAX television network. They run out of the room and find themselves outside and bored. After tying a thread to a housefly, that lands itself inside of the Flanders home, Bart and Milhouse find themselves inside the home, unsupervised. They cause some damage and find Neds collection of Beatles memorabilia. They drink from cans of a 40-year-old novelty beverage and start to get sick. Ned and the boys return to their home to find the house "slightly askew," and they flee to their panic room and call the police. The police arrive and capture the boys and Bart pleads that his parents not be called. The parents are called and as part of Barts punishment he is sentenced to spending all his time under the supervision of a parent. He is also no longer allowed to play with Milhouse, who Marge believes incites Bart into his bad behavior. Bart joins the "Pre-Teen Braves" and Homer becomes the tribe leader. When Homer fails in his leadership skills, Marge takes over. Marge takes the boys on a nature walk and they meet a Native American who shows them a field that is in need of restoration. The "Pre-Teen Braves" return to the field to begin their clean-up effort, only to discover that the "Calvary Kids" that Milhouse and his father are a members of have already done the job. The two groups go to war and try to outdo each other in doing good. When the opportunity to become batboys at an Isotopes game is on the line, the two sides redouble their efforts for their candy sales. The "Pre-Teen Braves" lace the "Calvary Kids" candy bars with laxatives and believe they are going to win. Only the senior citizens, in a need of relief from constipation, buy the "Calvary Kids" a win. At the Isotopes game, the "Calvary Kids" are delayed from arriving and the "Pre-Teen Braves" take their place singing their version of the national anthem. The crowd becomes angered by the version of the anthem that is being sung and when the real "Calvary Kids" arrive, a fight breaks out between everyone in the crowd. When the image of Marge crying is shown on the Jumbotron, the fighting ends and the sweet soothing hymn of the national anthem of Canada is sung by all present. In the end, Bart and Milhouse sum it up by saying that theyve learned that: "War is not the answer--except to all of Americas problems."
Added on September 21, 2011
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How I Spent My Strummer... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
When Homer cant pay for his beer, he finds alternate means for altering his consciousness. When he finally is given a beer, it puts him over the edge and into a cab home. His cab ride home is videotaped (a la HBOs Taxi Cab Confessions) and his family sees him complaining about them, the family got in the way of his dream to be a rock star. To help him get over these feelings, they send him to The Rolling Stones Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp. Homer, Barney, Apu and others learn how to be a rock star from the likes of Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz, Brian Setzer, and Tom Petty. When his dream week is over, Homer is totally despondent; his rock star dream has been shattered. Mick offers him the opportunity to help them out with their upcoming benefit gig. Everyone (including Homer) thinks he is going to play on stage with the stars; the rock stars of course just want him to be their roadie. When he starts testing the microphones, he starts to steal the show, the rock stars fight back and a riot breaks out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Star Is Born-Again The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "A Star Is Born-Again"
Ned dates a once-famous starlette in a sendup of "Notting Hill".
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scuse Me While I Miss the... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
Principal Skinner introduces the students of Springfield Elementary to Declan Desmond, a documentary filmmaker. Desmond is there to do a documentary on the school. The children see an example of his work in the form of his documentary on Krusty Burger called "Do You Want Lies With That?" He starts filming his documentary by focusing on school bullies. Bart is being featured on camera for his role as a school bully, when he is humiliated by Nelson, the bigger bully. Principal Skinner tries to divert Desmonds attention by focusing on Lisa. Desmond easily spots the ruse and gives Lisa some advice that she should pick a path and follow it. Bart searches for a way to become cool again. When Nelson shows off a hood ornament hes stolen, Bart decides he needs to do the same, only bigger. Lisa looks for career direction and finds inspiration at an astronomy exhibit. Lisa gets Homer to buy her a telescope, only she soon discovers that light pollution from the town obscures her view. Bart tries to regain his position, as Desmond watches. He then finds Lisa is circulating a petition to reduce Springfields light pollution. It works and lights are put down, yes the stars have come out, but so have the criminals. Nelson and company steal more hood ornaments. Bart targets the ornate (Emmy award looking) hood ornament of Fat Tonys car. Mayor Quimby caves into pressure from the townspeople and restores the lights of Springfield, to the point where its daytime at night. Bart and Milhouse were almost able to steal Fat Tonys hood ornament, when the lights go on. 24 hours of "daylight" begin to take their toll on the townspeople. Bart is still scoping out Fat Tonys hood ornament, he only needs the cover of darkness to pull of his crime. Since he and Lisa want the same thing, they team up to get Homer to go into power plant and overload the citys lights. Springfield is back in the dark when the townspeople come to protest the lack of lights. Fortunately for Bart and Lisa a meteor shower begins and that distracts everyone. In the end, Declan Desmonds documentary "American Boneheads: A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary" is shown.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XIII The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
The family (along with Ned Flanders) holds a sance which brings the ghost of Maude Flanders back from the grave. With her presence in the room, she opens a book which brings us these three tales.a). "Send in the Clones"Homer finds that his new hammock is capable of making clones, and he begins making and using the clones to do all of his chores. When one of the clones permanently takes care of Flanders, Homer decides to get rid of the clones and the hammock. So he takes them both out to cornfield where he leaves them. Only the clones begin using the hammock and start to proliferate themselves at an enormous rate, soon the town of Springfield is under invasion by an army of Homer clones. Its up to Lisa to give the army a suggestion that help them eliminate the clone problem.b). "The Right to Keep and Scare Harms"Lisa finds the grave of William Bonney who was killed by gun violence. In his memory, she starts a gun control crusade, which makes Springfield totally gun-free; even the police no longer have guns. Now defenseless, the corpse of William "Billy the Kid" Bonney and his cohorts rise from the dead and start raising havoc in town. Professor Frink develops a time machine, which Homer uses to go back to the recent past to stop the ban on guns.c). "The Island of Dr. Hibbert"The family takes a trip to "The Island of Lost Souls," where they find Dr. Hibbert is running the islands resort. Marge thinks that something creepy is going on there, but when she goes off to investigate she is captured by Dr. Hibbert who turns her into a cat woman. Homer goes in search of a cure for Marges condition and encounters Ned Flanders (who needs to be milked). Flanders takes Homer to meet the others whove been converted into beasts. While initially horrified at what theyve all become, after thinking about it, he decides it might just be the life for him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Barting Over The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Barting Over"
Lisa dreams of being honored as one of three great Americans, only to be waken by Marges vacuum. Marge and the rest of the family have begun spring cleaning. Bart finds a box of old videotapes. He and Lisa start watching the tapes that are boring them, until Lisa finds a tape labeled "BART SAD." They put in the tape, which features an episode of Perfect Strangers and a commercial for a product that fights bad breath for babies. The baby featured in the ad is none other than Bart, leading Lisa to realize the tape should have been titled "Barts Ad." The baby in the ad is referred to as "Baby Stinkbreath," which opens Bart up to name calling by his siblings. Bart confronts his parents about the ad and Homer tells him he was going to tell him on his "death bed." They tell him he enjoyed making the commercials and he made a lot of money that Homer invested in a college trust fund. Homer confesses that he used the money to buy back incriminating photos. Bart demands the return of his money; Milhouse suggests that he get a lawyer. He finds a lawyer and tells him he wants a divorce from his parents. In court, Judge Harm renders her verdict, Bart is emancipated and half Homers salary is to go to Bart. Bart moves out and into a loft apartment. His first night alone he is scared by a rat and runs to the elevator that takes him up instead of down. The doors open to a loft apartment that contains skateboard ramps, "skate boarding legend Tony Hawk" and the band "blink - 182" playing live in the corner. The family comes to visit Bart at his new home, where Bart appears to be living the good life. Homer makes a plea for his return, but Bart tells them he is taking off for six months to go on the "Skewed Extreme Sports Tour." At the Springfield stop of the tour, Homer talks Tony Hawk into losing to him in a skateboarding contest so that Homer might win back Barts affection. When wins the contest, Bart informs him it was about being cool, it was really about Homer not caring about how he felt. With a bit of advice from Tony Hawk, Homer makes an apology and gets a lucrative commercial endorsement for "Viagra-Gain" which allows him to repay Bart, who returns home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brake My Wife, Please The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Brake My Wife, Please"
At the Springfield Aquarium, Marge accompanies the kids on a school field trip. Lisa spots penguins flying and after Bart has shown off his "flawless pearls," which results in him being taken the hospital, where a lack of insurance card keeps him prisoner. Homer has the insurance card, but is nowhere to be found. As a solution, Homer gets a mobile phone and a few extra unnecessary accessories, which only leads to him not paying attention to where he is driving. That is until it is much too late and he drives off of a pier. Judge Harm takes his license away and Homer is no longer able to drive. Marge picks up the slack and starts becoming "Stresserella." Homer walks to Moes, but much to Moes dismay he decide to keep on walking and starts getting healthy. Homer walks to work and is the only employee to arrive, everyone else is caught in a traffic jam. Marge is frazzled from all her driving, meanwhile Homer sings and walks about the virtues of walking when he is stuck by a car; the driver of the car was Marge. Marge, who cares so much for Homer, tries to help in his recovery, but Homer perceives that she might be trying to kill him. It leads to fight, which in turn leads them to see a marriage counselor. After Marge leaves, the counselor suggests that Homer perform one unselfish act of love to win Marge back, in other words take her to dinner. Homer decides to one up that suggestion and invites everyone in Springfield (except the Flanders family) to a backyard barbeque in Marges honor. Homer joins Jackson Browne in a duet to sing his praises of Marge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Special Edna (a.k.a. Love... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)"
Edna looks forward to the apple picking trip she is going to take Seymour, only he has to cancel because he needs to take care of his mother. Meanwhile, Bart looks for ways to keep from working on his research paper for WWI, including photocopying his butt and joyriding in a Blackhawk helicopter. The day before its due, he uses Grampa as a resource. Bart receives F for his effort he works on a revised version of the paper after school. When Bart sees how sad Principal Skinner has made Ms. Krabappel when he cancels a date with her in favor of his mother, Bart goes out with her for the evening. At Lisas suggestion, Bart decides to do more for his teacher, he nominates for the "Teacher of the Year" award. Knowing who she has to put with, the award committee selects Ms. Krabappel as their nominee. The award finals are held in Orlando, Florida at "Efcot Center." As the nominator, Bart (and his family) gets to go to award ceremony as well. Who isnt going, Seymour Skinner of course, that is until he changes mind. Of course, he has to bring mother along. At the award ceremony, Seymour is worried that he will lose Edna forever. He gets Bart to sabotage her chances at winning, but when it comes down to it he cant let Bart go through with it. Edna doesnt win the award, but she does get a marriage proposal from Seymour, with an engagement ring from Little Richard.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dude, Wheres My Ranch? The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Dude, Wheres My Ranch?"
Its Christmastime and the family is out caroling. When they carol outside of a lawyers house, he informs them they cant sing the song theyre singing without paying a royalty. This inspires Homer to decide to write his own Christmas carol, but when Flanders tries to help and begins annoying him, Homer is instead inspired to write an anti-Flanders song. Homer plays his new song at Moes where a passing David Byrne overhears it and offers to produce and record it. The song "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" becomes a national hit and is even covered by William Shatner. To get away from the over-exposure of the hit song, the family decides to take a vacation to a dude ranch. At the Lazy I ranch, Comic Book Guy looks for an Internet connection and Lisa is annoyed to find out that the ranch was built on cruelty to animals and oppression of indigenous people. Lisa wants to go home, until sometime later when she meets Luke Stetson, a junior wrangler who shares her views. Homer and Bart meet some indigenous people who tell them that theyve lost their land to a natural beaver dam. Homer gets them to agree to build a fair casino, if he helps them get back their land. Lisa overhears that Luke already has a girlfriend named Clara and her heart is broken. Lisa encounters Clara and gives her false directions to the dance. Homer and Bart manage to outsmart the beavers and indigenous people are able to reclaim their land. At the dance, Lisa finds out that Clara, her competition is actually Lukes sister. Lisa gets Bart to help her find Clara, who they rescue with the help of some beavers. The family is set to return to Springfield, when they hear a new David Byrne produced song on the radio "The Moe Szyslak Connection" and decide they can afford another week at the ranch.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Old Yeller Belly The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Old Yeller Belly"
Barts tree house is destroyed and the Amish are called in to rebuild it. Because the Amish are master electricians, Barts new tree house catches fire at its grand opening. Everyone makes it to safety, with the exception of Homer, who is trapped. He looks to the family dog for help, but Santas Little Helper (SLH) is a coward and only saves himself. Its up to Snowball II to save Homers life. Snowball II is made a hero in Homers eyes and SLH is thrown out of the house. The dog park is turned into a cat park and renamed for Snowball II. SLH doesnt look very good in the eyes of his fellow dogs either. Kent Brockman asks Homer about his cat and any other pets he may have and Homer makes the bold statement that "I have no dog." Bart and Lisa look to help SLH regain his status as family dog. Their efforts fail. A passing photographer spots SLH drinking beer from a can that he is balancing on his nose. The photo appears in the paper and the owner of Duff Brewery decides its time to replace Duffman with a dog. The family signs a contract for the brewerys new spokesdog "Suds McDuff." The new campaign is a hit. The family stands to make lots of money, until SLHs original owner from the dog track comes to lay claim to his dog. He uses a tape of Homers own words against him as proof of his continued ownership of the dog. SLH is being exploited by his original owner. The family comes up with a plan to get their dog back. They find the actor who played Duffman (Barry Duffman) and plan to have him rescue a drowning Homer, when it becomes obvious to the crown that "Suds McDuff" is a cowardly dog. The plan doesnt work, when Duffman turns out to be as cowardly as his replacement. The shark that tried to attack Homer becomes "wasted" on the Duff beer that came out of the keg that Homer was floating on. As a result, the shark becomes the companys new mascot. With his gravy train at an end, SLHs original owner returns the dog back to the family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade"
Tired of "suckling on the six network teat," with their endless array of "reality shows," the Simpson family gets a satellite dish. Homer and Bart spend hours surfing all of the available channels. While Lisa studies for the schools upcoming achievement test; Bart doesnt, as he engrossed in Japanese Friends amongst and other lame satellite TV programming. Bart zones out during the test and daydreams about everything hes been watching lately. At a school assembly the next day, Principal Skinner announces that because of Lisas high test score, she is being promoted to the 3rd grade. When Bart makes a comment about Lisa, Principal Skinner responds by also announcing that because of his low test score, Bart is being demoted to the 3rd grade. Theyll be in class together, much to each others horror. Lisa has a hard time adapting to the 3rd grade, as Bart is coming off as a much better student than he actually is. They go on a field trip to Capital City and Bart and Lisa are put together via the buddy system. Their teacher, Mrs. McConnell, decides that the students are going to help the state design a new flag. When Bart overhears Lisa breaking bad on him, he redesigns their entry. Lisas anger with Bart causes them to fight and miss their bus back home. Bart and Lisa attempt to get home on their own, meanwhile Principal Skinner reports their disappearance to Homer and Marge, who subsequently journey to Capital City to try to find them. Bart and Lisa encounter a family of mountain folk, who take them back to the big city to reunite them with their family. Realizing that the "status quo" is best all-around, Principal Skinner returns Bart and Lisas academic careers to normal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Louse Detective... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "The Great Louse Detective"
The family receives an invitation to go to a health spa. While there Homer is alone in the steam room, when some unknown person locks him inside and turns the heat up to the "MURDER" setting. Homer and Marge go to see Chief Wiggum for help in finding Homers attempted murderer. Chief Wiggum decides to call in an expert on the twisted mind of a murderer. He takes the Simpson family to Campbells Chunky Soup Maximum Security Prison to consult with Sideshow Bob. Chief Wiggum strikes a deal Sideshow Bob that will allow him to stay with the Simpson family, which makes Bart nervous. A device is hooked to Sideshow Bob that will allow the family to shock him if he gets out of control. Sideshow Bob follows Homer through a "normal" day. Sideshow Bob sets up a Homer dummy as a trap for Homers potential killer. Everyone, including Homer beats the dummy up. At Moes someone takes a shot at Homer. Sideshow Bob recommends that Homer stay out of sight, which isnt going to happen when Homer is elected King of Mardi Gras. At the parade Homers float becomes a runaway when its brake line is cut. Sideshow Bob launches himself out of cannon and saves Homer from certain death. Then Homer and Sideshow Bob go after and corner the potential killer, Frank Grimes Jr. Later that evening in Barts bedroom, Sideshow Bob appears and he tries to kill Bart quickly, but finds he cant do it, as hes "grown accustomed to Barts face."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pray Anything The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Pray Anything"
When Flanders wins a half-time money shot during a WNBA game, Homer asks him what the secret to his good fortune is. Ned reveals his secret as hard work, honest living and flossing his teeth, tail and toes. Also a little prayer now and again doesnt hurt either. Homer focuses on the notion of the little prayer and when he needs to find the remote for his TV, his own little prayer works. He begins to pray for a number of things. His prayer for a new home pays off when he trips into a hole outside of the church. His lawsuit against the church wins him the deed to the church, since the church cant afford to pay him $1 million. Homer turns the church into a party palace. Without a place to preach, Reverend Lovejoy and his wife leave Springfield, when preaching at the bowling alley and staying at Neds house just doesnt work for the Reverend. The partying at the church gets out of hand; Marge asks Homer if he is afraid of incurring Gods wrath. Homer isnt so sure, but then the rainfall begins and Homer is struck by lightning. Soon Springfield has started flooding. When an unruly mob starts to come after Homer, Reverend Lovejoy arrives on the scene asking for forgiveness on behalf of the town.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
Krusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homers house, but falls in line with the conservatives once hes there.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Helter Shelter The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Helter Shelter"
When Homer is injured at work, his compensation is use of a luxury sky box. The family enjoys the luxuries, but Lisa is bored and joins the masses rink side. She gives one of the players some score tying advice and is rewarded with Kozlovs hockey "tree". The stick is mounted in Lisas room where later that night termites break out of the stick and do much damage to the family home. Until the Russian no-wood-nick termites can be thoroughly exterminated, 6 months from now, the Simpson family is homeless. The family tries a number of options but settle upon trying out for a home where they are required to live like its 1895. They pass the audition and start living the lifestyle. When the "1895 Challenge" sinks in the ratings, the producers try to stir things up by adding Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley. When even that doesnt work, they relocate the house to a river and watch it float downstream. Eventually the house comes to shore and falls apart. Now the family finds themselves without food and shelter as the TV crew eats away. The encounter and tribe of refugees from another reality program and together they fight to return to civilization, where they can find quality scripted television. When even that fails them, they start to entertain themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dad Who Knew Too Little... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
Homer fails to get the birthday present that Lisa wanted. The gift he gets her instead makes it obvious that he knows nothing about his daughter and that makes her disappointed in him. To win Lisa back, Homer hires a private detective to find out everything about her. The private detective comes through with information that restores Homers relationship with Lisa. Homer refuses to pay the detectives $1000 expenses; to get even the detective arranges it so that Lisa is framed for a crime she didnt commit. When the police arrive outside the Simpson home, Homer takes Lisa on the run. While they are holed up in a cabin, Homer confesses what he did to learn more about Lisa. The police trace them there and Homer and Lisas subsequent escape leads them to a circus, where they find evidence that will exonerate Lisa of the crime. Only first together they must deal with the crooked detective.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Strong Arms of the Ma The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Strong Arms of the Ma"
Marge gets mugged outside the Kwik-E-Mart and she starts feeling vulnerable and becomes scared to leave the house. Dr. Hibbert diagnoses her with agoraphobia. The family tries to help her get back out of the house, but their efforts drive into living in the basement. In the basement she finds their unused weight set and she begins working out. Two weeks later she is stronger than she ever was and realizes that she can leave the house. In fact while celebrating her release from her fears, she confronts and beats the crap out of her mugger. While out working out, Marge runs into Ruth Powers, the neighbor she once went on the lam with. Ruth tells her about how steroids can help her to get bigger. Marge starts taking the supplements and gets into a womens bodybuilding competition. She takes 2nd place, which only entices her to do better next time. At Moes she tears the place apart when she suffers from steroid rage. Homer makes her realize that she has become everything that she cant stand and she destroys the weight set.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Little Big Girl The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Little Big Girl"
After saving Springfield from burning down in city-wide fire, Mayor Quimby awards Bart with a drivers license. During Barts travels to a nearby town, he develops a serious relationship with a teenage girl. Meanwhile, during a presentation at school, Lisa lies about her Native American heritage and when everyone believes her, the lies result in some escalating problems for her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Yokel Chords The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Yokel Chords"
Principal Skinner decides to allow Lisa to tutor Cletuss kids instead of them enrolling into Springfield Elementary, but they end up on Krustys show as a Musical Act; Bart sees a psychiatrist after pretending that hes possessed by a ghost in an an attempt get free food from the cafeteria.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Revenge Is a Dish Best Served... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
In an effort to stop Homer from taking revenge on the Rich Texan for cutting him off on the highway, Marge, Lisa and Bart offer up three cautionary tales of revenge.The Count of Monte Fatso: A parody of the book and film The Count of Monte Cristo, in which Homer is cast as the Count.Revenge of the Geeks: Using a futuristic device called the Get-back-inator, Milhouse takes revenge on the Springfield Elementary bullies.Bartman Begins: A parody of the Batman origin story, in which Bart is cast in the title role.
Added on September 21, 2011
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24 Minutes The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "24 Minutes"
When finding out Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney plan on sabotaging Springfield Elementary Schools annual bake sale by releasing the "ultimate stinkbomb" (a rotten yogurt cup from Springfields Nuclear Power Plant), Bart and Lisa enlist the help of Jack Bauer and Chloe OBrian. Meanwhile, Marge attempts to make the perfect cake, so she can win the bake sale.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Boys of Bummer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "The Boys of Bummer"
Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the championship for the very first time. Meanwhile, Homer runs into some luck, when a customer misunderstands Homers excuses for a sales pitch after falling asleep in a department stores display bed. The impressed store owner hires Homer as a salesman.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2 The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2"
At Christmas time, Marge opens up her home to the jobless Gil. But problems arise when Gil overstays his welcome and Marge cant bring herself to kick Gil out of the house.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mook, the Chef, the... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer"
At school, Lisa befriends a boy named Michael, who happens to be the son of mob boss, Fat Tony. Fat Tony is put out of commission by a rival family, and Homer and Bart get involved with the mob, when Michael, who is nothing like his father, is not interested in the family business.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Please Homer, Dont Hammer... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Please Homer, Dont Hammer Em"
After buying Homer a collection of handymans books, Marge becomes a handywoman, but uses Homer since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter. Meanwhile, Bart finds out that Principal Skinner has a peanut allergy and uses a peanut on a stick to torture Skinner, but the joke is on Bart when Skinner discovers that Bart is allergic to shrimp.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jazzy and the Pussycats The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
When Bart has problems with acting out, Marge and Homer take him to a child psychiatrist, who suggests that Bart should taking up drumming. Bart turns out to be a natural with the drums and much to the chagrin of Lisa; Bart is approached by jazz musicians, who want him in their band. Meanwhile, Lisa turns to rescuing animals as a way to deal with her jealousy and depression, over not being a member of a jazz band herself.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XVII The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
Three more scary tales are offered up in this 17th edition of the Treehouse of Horror.Married to the Blob: After eating mysterious green goo from a meteorite, Homer grows to massive proportions while he eats everything in sight.You Gotta Know When to Golem: Bart takes control of Golem of Jewish folklore, and forces the ancient statue to do his bidding by writing instructions on scrolls and placing them into the Golems mouth.The Day the Earth Looked Stupid: Taking place in 1938 Springfield, the townspeople react to Orson Welles famous War of the Worlds radio broadcast. However, they pay no attention when Kang and Kodos actually do invade the town.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Haw-Hawed Couple The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
After being forced to attend Nelsons birthday party, Bart becomes best friends with the schoolyard bully. Meanwhile, Homer develops a big interest with one of Lisas fantasy books.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stop or My Dog Will Shoot... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
Homer unwittingly drags the family into a cornfield maze after attempting to leave a boring Harvest fest that Marge brought them to. When everyone except Homer escapes, Santas Little Helper rescues him and becomes the town hero. So the Simpsons enroll him in Police Dog Academy where hes teamed with Lou.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homerazzi The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Homerazzi"
When the fireproof safe (which was bought after one too many house fires) explodes, Homer and Marge try to recreate the photos, but when one of them uncovers a scandal in the background, Homer decides to join the world of paparazzi - forgetting what happened the last time he had a job that dealt in revealing other peoples flaws to the public (in "Guess Whos Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
Added on September 21, 2011
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Moe N a Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Moe N a Lisa"
Lisa aides Moe in discovering his inner-poet and he gains swift popularity and recognition from a group of successful American authors, when Lisa helps to get his poetry published. However, Lisa is crushed, when Moe enjoys his newfound success with literary giants and fails to credit Lisa for her assistance in his poetry.
Added on September 21, 2011
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G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
Bart pre-enlists in the Army and when Homer goes to the Recruitment Center to clear up the mess, he is tricked into enlisting in the Army himself. Upon completion of basic training, Homer is assigned to lead some troops against a disgruntled Army Colonel in a war games simulation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ice Cream of Margie (With... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
After Homer is fired from the power plant, he buys an ice-cream truck and sells ice-cream. His successful business yields an abundance of discarded popsicle sticks and Marge finds another calling in life, as she uses the leftover sticks to create popular life-size statues of various citizens from Springfield.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge Gamer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Marge Gamer"
Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all the Internet has to offer, Marge decides to join a popular role-playing fantasy game named "Earthland Realms." To Marges dismay, the game has her interacting with practically the whole town of Springfield, including Bart, who happens to be the games most feared and destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer saves Lisas soccer game from cancellation after he volunteers to take the place of a referee who recently quit. However, Homers refereeing skills only exasperate Lisa, and her competitive streak gets the best of her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Springfield Up The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Springfield Up"
Eccentric documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond returns with his new film "Growing up Springfield" in which various characters in The Simpsons are interviewed. Homer and family pretend to be rich on the documentary, until Mr. Burns catches them in his summer home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crook and Ladder The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Crook and Ladder"
Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpsons home after Marge follows advice in a parenting magazine and throws away her pacifier. Marge finally gives in and sends Homer to get Maggie a new pacifier, but when he cant find the right brand, Maggie comes up with her own substitute an especially squeaky dog toy. Homer cant sleep through the toys incessant squeaking and is driven to take sleeping pills, which turn him into a sleepwalker with a penchant for mischief. When one of Homers sleepwalking schemes leaves the entire Springfield Fire Department debilitated in the hospital, Homer and some of his fellow Springfieldians become volunteer firefighters. They extinguish several fires and are rewarded with gifts, but when the gifts stop coming, they seek other forms of compensation for their heroic acts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rome-Old and Juli-Eh The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Rome-Old and Juli-Eh"
When Homer accidentally declares bankruptcy, Grandpa ends up leaving the Springfield Retirement Castle and falls in love with Selma; Bart and Lisa con a delivery man out of cardboard boxes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wife Aquatic The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "The Wife Aquatic"
Homer surprises Marge with a visit to her favorite childhood vacation spot: an island called Barnacle Bay. But when the family arrives, they are shocked to discover Barnacle Bays tourism and economy has been decimated by the disappearance of the local delicacy, the Yum-Yum fish. After causing some major damage to the boardwalk, Homer is forced to join a fishing crew to work off his debt and a parody of The Perfect Storm ensues.
Added on September 21, 2011
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You Kent Always Say What... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "You Kent Always Say What You Want"
When Homer buys the 1,000,000th ice-cream cone at a local shop, he ends up on Kent Brockmans news program. When Brockman swears on live TV after coffee is spilled in his lap, Ned Flanders leads a crusade to clean up Springfields airwaves, starting with getting Brockman fired. Then Homer once again saves the day.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Drama Queen The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Lisa the Drama Queen"
Lisa lets her imagination run wild when she makes a new friend and they create a magical kingdom together called Equalia, complete with characters and plotlines. But they find themselves facing a nightmare when the boundaries between reality and fantasy are blurred. With the voice of Emily Blunt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Four Great Women and a Manicure... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Four Great Women and a Manicure"
Marge and Lisa visit the nail salon where they engage in a spirited debate as to whether a woman can be smart, powerful and beautiful all at the same time and spin four tales of famous women featuring famous Springfield faces: Selma as Queen Elizabeth I, Lisa as Snow White, Marge as Lady Macbeth and Maggie as Howard Roark, the idealistic architect protagonist from Ayn Rands The Fountainhead.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Burns and the Bees The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "The Burns and the Bees"
Mr Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game at the annual billionaires retreat. He decides to build a state-of-the-art facility in an attempt to lure fans, but the stadium site is on the last remaining bee colony in Springfield - prompting Lisa to lead a protest.
Added on September 21, 2011
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In the Name of the Grandfather... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "In the Name of the Grandfather"
The Simpsons travel to Ireland so that Grampa can have a final drink at OFlanagans Pub - an old watering hole of his. But when the small town of Dunkilderry isnt quite what Grampa remembers it as, and OFlanagans has become a rundown and empty pub, he and Homer decide to buy it and fix it up.
Added on September 21, 2011
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No Loan Again, Naturally The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "No Loan Again, Naturally"
When the adjustable rate on Homers home mortgage (taken out to pay for Homers annual Mardi Gras parties) increases drastically and Homer cant make the payments, 742 Evergreen Terrace is sold...to Ned Flanders, who rents it back to Homer... at least until Homer demands that Flanders repair the house.
Added on September 21, 2011
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How the Test Was Won The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "How the Test Was Won"
Bart gets a perfect score on a practice test for a national achievement test, which not only rattles Lisa, but it means Bart gets to attend a special party instead of having to take the actual test. Meanwhile, Homer must avoid injuring himself for an entire afternoon after failing to pay his insurance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes"
Bounty hunter Ned is forced to scrap his partnership with Homer when the hapless layabout skips bail, and Marge mistakenly takes a job at an erotic bakery.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Take My Life, Please The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Take My Life, Please"
Homer is jealous when old classmate Vance Connor is inducted into the Springfield Walk of Fame. Lenny and Carl confess they fixed the result in favor of Principal Dondelinger - leading the hapless father to speculate on how his life would have changed had he won the ballot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lost Verizon The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Lost Verizon"
Bart lands himself in trouble when he steals a mobile phone from Denis Leary and subsequently uses it to land the actor a comical film role. The troublemaker then leads his family to the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu after Marge confiscates the device and decides to use its GPS technology to track her son.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dangerous Curves The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Dangerous Curves"
Homer and Marge remember the ups and downs of their marriage through a series of flashbacks, including the time they each began flirting with guests at a glamorous party - a situation that led to a food fight and an unexpected swim in the pool.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Father Knows Worst The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Father Knows Worst"
Bart and Lisa start struggling in their academic and social lives at school and Homer starts monitoring them and forcing them to do better. Meanwhile, Marge discovers a sauna in the basement.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Double, Double, Boy in Trouble... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
An irreverent take on the Prince and the Pauper. Bart enthusiastically trades lives with a wealthy lookalike after landing himself in trouble for triggering a rampage of vacuum cleaners, but finds the lavish lifestyle too much when he becomes the target of all his new friends pranks.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wedding for Disaster The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Wedding for Disaster"
After Marge and Homers marriage turns out to be invalid, they decide to re-do their vows. But when Homer goes missing, Bart and Lisa smell something funny and investigate his disappearance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Coming to Homerica The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Coming to Homerica"
When nearby Ogdenvilles economy crumbles due to tainted barley discovered in Krustys veggie burgers, the unemployed workers of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. After Mayor Quimby closes Springfields borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer organizes a border patrol group.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer and Lisa Exchange... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
Lisa learns she is good at crossword puzzles and enters a city-wide contest. Homer discovers he has a flair for letting loved ones down so he opens Sweet Conclusions Break-Up Service, but lands himself in trouble with his daughter when he places a bet against her in the competition.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mypods and Boomsticks The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Mypods and Boomsticks"
Lisa struggles to become the proud owner of a Mypod, and Homer believes Barts new Middle-Eastern friend Bashir is involved in a terrorist plot to destroy the Springfield Mall.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XIX The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
Springfield is the setting for parodies of Charlie Brown, Its the Great Pumpkin and Michael Bays Transformers as Homers vote on election day is misread by a renegade machine.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gone Maggie Gone The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Gone Maggie Gone"
Lisa infiltrates a convent in order to steal back Maggie who was accidentally taken in by nuns. While in the convent, Lisa uncovers a series of cryptic clues leading to a hidden jewel in Springfield. With help from resident history buffs Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy, Lisa sets off to find the coveted prize. But Springfields Freemasons are also hot on the trail of the jewel, and Lisa must race against them to find the jewel and rescue Maggie.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Good, the Sad and the... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
Bart falls in love with a charitable girl named Jenny, prompting Bart to behave in order to date her. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes depressed when she writes a report on Springfields future.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eeny Teeny Maya Moe The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
Moe once again searches for love and falls for a woman named Maya over the Internet. However, when Moe meets Maya face-to-face, he discovers its more like face-to-knee, as Maya is only three feet tall.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-Doh... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-Doh"
When Marge learns Springfield Elementary is the worst school in the state, she and Homer rent an apartment in the upscale Waverly Hills school district so Bart and Lisa can attend a better school. Meanwhile, Homer moves into the rented Waverly Hills apartment and gets used to the bachelor lifestyle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
One snowy day in Springfield, Lisa informs Bart that she and Maggie share a bond that Bart will never understand because he doesnt have a brother, so Bart asks Homer for a baby brother. When Homer denies Barts request, Bart makes his way to the Springfield Orphanage to find what he thinks hes missing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Judge Me Tender The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 23 - "Judge Me Tender"
When Moe discovers a hidden talent for judging contests, he is approached by a television agent to join the AMERICAN IDOL judges panel. Moe flies to Los Angeles where he tours the Fox lot and receives some sage career advice. Meanwhile, Homer drives Marge crazy when he begins hanging around the house.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Greatest Story Ever... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "The Greatest Story Ever Dohed"
When Homer is playing noisily in the yard, it disrupts Flanders bible-study group. Coaxed by the reverend, a frustrated Flanders takes it upon himself to redeem Homer by inviting the Simpson family on his church retreat to Jerusalem. Unappreciative of the history and culture, Homer would rather hang out at the hotels breakfast buffet rather than tour the city. But when an eccentric tour guide takes the group to famous monuments, including the Dome of the Rock and the Wailing Wall, Homer finally proves he is not beyond salvation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Color Yellow The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "The Color Yellow"
When Miss Hoover asks her students to research their family history, Lisa is horrified to discover that most of her ancestors were bad people a motley crew of horse thieves and deadbeats. But while rummaging through the attic, Lisa happens upon a diary kept by her ancestor, Eliza Simpson. As Elizas story unfolds, Lisa learns that her family was part of the Underground Railroad, a group that helped slaves escape to freedom. Eliza recounts liberating a slave named Virgil, but when Lisa presents her findings at school, some of her classmates refute it, leaving Lisa determined to exonerate her familys name.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pranks and Greens The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Pranks and Greens"
Principal Skinner is getting fed up with Barts pranks, so he informs Bart that he is not the best prankster after all. A former student named Andy Hamilton is hailed as the best prankster, and Bart sets out on a mission to track Andy down. However, when Bart finds out that Andy is a 19-year-old still in his pranking days, they become fast friends.
Added on September 21, 2011
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American History X-cellent... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "American History X-cellent"
When the police are called to diffuse a rowdy crowd at Mr. Burns estate, one of the officers recognizes priceless stolen paintings on the walls, and the maniacal billionaire is taken downtown for questioning. With Mr. Burns gone, Smithers takes charge of the power plant. But when employees take advantage of his good nature, he exacts revenge by forcing the employees to work night and day. These unfair working conditions prompt Homer and his crew to devise a plan to bust out Mr. Burns.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Squirt and the Whale The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "The Squirt and the Whale"
The Simpsons decide to embrace a cheaper, alternate source of energy by erecting a wind turbine in their backyard. But when Homer realizes some of the power is being directed to the local electric company, he decides to remove his home from the grid and becomes completely dependent upon an unreliable source of power. Meanwhile, a storm erupts, trapping a magnificent 150-foot-long blue whale ashore, and Lisa and Homer attempt to help the poor creature.
Added on September 21, 2011
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To Surveil with Love The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "To Surveil with Love"
A bomb squad mistakenly blows up Homers unattended gym bag, releasing radiation into the city and authorities react by suspending civil liberties. Wiggum and his men install surveillance cameras around Springfield and round up suspected terrorists, including groundskeeper Willie, but when monitoring the nonstop flow of video imagery proves to be too much, Wiggum enlists concerned citizens to help keep the city safe. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes fed up with being blonde, so she dyes her hair a dark color.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Million Dollar Maybe The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Million Dollar Maybe"
Homer blows off Marge to buy a lottery ticket and winds up winning the million-dollar jackpot. Fearing how Marge will react if she finds out the reason Homer missed their date, Homer keeps his newly inherited fortune a secret and spoils his family with anonymous gifts. When Bart finds out, he and Homer spend the money like its going out of style, including buying front-row to tickets to see Coldplay in concert.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Boy Meets Curl The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Boy Meets Curl"
Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening of ice skating and hand-holding, but upon entering the rink, they encounter a curling team practising. Marge and Homer take to the ice and discover their love for the sport, and soon after, join the curling team and compete with them in the Olympic trials. Team Springfield claims the win and moves on to the 2010 Vancouver Games where Bob Costas covers the action. Meanwhile, sleazy vendors introduce Lisa to the world of collecting Olympic pins, and before long, Lisa is hopelessly addicted.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bob Next Door The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "The Bob Next Door"
Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor, Walt, is his archenemy, Sideshow Bob, disguised and back for revenge. But when Marge tries to convince Bart otherwise by taking him to visit the state penitentiary, a disturbing truth is revealed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stealing First Base The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Stealing First Base"
Principal Skinner announces that Mrs. Krabappel was called out of town and budget cuts dictate that, until she returns, the schools two fourth grade classes will merge. Bart reluctantly shares a desk with Nikki and develops a flirtatious rapport. Bart talks to Grampa about his new crush, and at Grampas suggestion, gives Nikki a kiss. But when Nikki starts sending Bart mixed signals, he swears off women forever. Meanwhile, Lisas classmates ostracize her for being an overachiever, and First Lady Michelle Obama, a self-professed nerd, comes to Lisas defence.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Once Upon a Time in Springfield... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
Krusty is approached by two network executives who want to bring on female co-star Princess Penelope to increase the shows female demographic. The onstage and behind-the-scenes rapport between Krusty and Princess Penelope grows, and before long, Krusty asks for his co-stars hand in marriage. Meanwhile, when Mr. Burns puts a stop to the free doughnuts at the plant to cut costs, Homer, Lenny and Carl decide to meet with a headhunter who specializes in nuclear workers and opens their eyes to opportunities free of draconian doughnut-cutting measures.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Wife Hope The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "The Great Wife Hope"
Mixed martial arts (MMA) gains popularity in Springfield, and Marge leads a protest against it. The promoter of a local MMA company decides to gain publicity from the controversy by challenging Marge to a match, with the promise that he will shut down if she wins.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chief of Hearts The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Chief of Hearts"
Homer is completing his court-ordered community service when he befriends his supervisor, Chief Wiggum, by offering him one of his sandwiches. Touched by the act of kindness, Wiggum assigns the other convicts unpleasant tasks, but allows Homer to join him at the picnic table. They continue to grow close, but when the Chief gets injured during a botched bank robbery, Homer doesnt come through when Wiggum needs him the most. Meanwhile, Bart becomes addicted to Battle Ball, a Japanese game made up of plastic balls and magnetic cards, and his family and teachers try to help him kick the habit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Postcards from the Wedge The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Postcards from the Wedge"
When Bart fails to turn in his homework, Mrs. Krabappel sends a letter home about Barts behaviour. Despite Barts best efforts to intercept it, Homer reads the letter, and he and Marge visit Principal Skinner for a parent-teacher conference. Furious, Homer punishes him, but Marge takes a more sympathetic approach. When Bart realizes he can pit Homer and Marge against each other to his benefit, his scheming reaches new heights.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Devil Wears Nada The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "The Devil Wears Nada"
Marge and a group called the "Charity Chicks" pose for a calendar in hopes of raising money for charity, but Marge becomes the talk of the town thanks to her racy poses. Meanwhile, Carl is chosen as the newest supervisor at the nuclear power plant, and hires Homer to be his personal assistant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thursdays with Abie The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Thursdays with Abie"
Grampa is sitting on a bench waiting for his family when a thoughtful-looking man named Marshall Goldman approaches him and asks to hear about his life. Grampa tells Goldman about the time he was on a World War II battleship, which was hit by an enemy torpedo, and Goldman, a human-interest columnist, publishes it in The Springfield Shopper. Later, Grampa meets Mitch Albom and shares another story with Goldman for a follow-up article. Homer becomes jealous of Grampas newfound fame and seeks a surrogate father. But when Homer discovers a draft of Goldmans third story, he must race to find Grampa before it is published and his life is changed forever.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Moe Letter Blues The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Moe Letter Blues"
As Mothers Day approaches, Moe narrates an episode in which he writes a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy, who are vacationing with their children, and threatens to run away with one of their wives. While the trio tries to determine whose wife Moe is referring to, Homer, Lovejoy and Apu flashback to the intimate moments they initially ignored between Moe and Marge, Manjula and Helen Lovejoy. But when the boys return from their trip, theyre in for the surprise of their lives.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XX The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror XX"
Lisa becomes livid with Miss Hoover, and in a series of homages to classic Hitchcock sets out for deadly revenge. Next, Krustys latest fast-food sandwich transforms news anchor Kent Brockman into an enraged zombie and twenty-eight days later, cannibal zombies have overrun Springfield. In the final frightening fable, Homer accidentally falls through a trapdoor in Moes tavern and impales himself on the pipes of Moes microbrewery. Moe serves the barflies a glass of delicious beer flavoured with Homers blood and Homer, now half-man, half-brewing apparatus, returns for vengeance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rednecks and Broomsticks The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
After getting lost in a game of hide-and-seek, Lisa wanders into the field and discovers three teenage girls who are practising Wiccans. Though she is sceptical of their spells, the girls assure Lisa that they never hurt anyone and ask her to join their coven. Just before Lisa is inducted into their pact, Chief Wiggum arrives and arrests the three girls for witchcraft and Lisa becomes the star witness in the trial.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart Gets a Z The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Bart Gets a Z"
Mrs Krabappel is fired from Springfield Elementary after Bart spikes her coffee, causing her to make a drunken fool of herself. She is replaced by a cool new teacher, Mr. Vaughn, who is a quick hit with the kids. Bart, however, struggles with the guilt and considers telling Principal Skinner the truth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer the Whopper The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Homer the Whopper"
Homer gets the lead in a movie about a superhero who can take on the powers of every superhero in any comic book he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the studio hires a celebrity fitness trainer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Front The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "The Front"
Convinced that Itchy & Scratchy has been going downhill, Bart and Lisa pen their own script and sign Grandpa Simpsons name to it. Meanwhile, Homer goes back to school to make up a missing credit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Beauty Queen The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Lisa the Beauty Queen"
Homer enters Lisa into the Little Miss Springfield Pageant to help her feel better about her looks. But when she must choose between the title and her integrity, she realizes that confidence comes from within.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The New Kid on the Block The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "The New Kid on the Block"
Bart has a crush on his new neighbor, a teenage girl who only has eyes for Jimbo Jones. Bart sets out to prove that Jimbo is not as tough as he seems.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Krusty Gets Kancelled The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
An advertising blitz for "Gabbo" spells trouble for Krusty: his show gets canceled when the new ventriloquist act gets higher ratings. Bart and Lisa enlist Krustys Hollywood pals for a comeback special.
Added on September 21, 2011
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So Its Come to This: A Simpsons... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "So Its Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"
An April Fools Day prank provides the jumping-off point for Simpson family flashbacks.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisas First Word The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Lisas First Word"
While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge and Homer reminisce about Barts and Lisas first words.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Duffless The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Duffless"
After a DUI, Homer swears off beer for a month. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisas sibling rivalry plays out in the school science fair.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
When Barts misdeeds at school and at home reach new extremes, Homer puts his foot down and imposes the ultimate punishment: Bart is forbidden to go see the new Itchy & Scratchy movie.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge vs. the Monorail The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Marge vs. the Monorail"
When Springfield gets a sudden windfall, a charismatic traveling salesman convinces the town to build a monorail.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Whacking Day The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Whacking Day"
Lisa takes a stand against Springfields annual snake-bashing festival.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror III The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Treehouse of Horror III"
In "Clown Without Pity," Barts Krusty doll is determined to murder Homer. In "King Homer," Homer plays King Kong to Marges Fay Wray. Finally, in "Dial Z for Zombies," Bart finds a book of witchcraft and accidentally brings Springfields dead to life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Selmas Choice The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Selmas Choice"
After seeing Aunt Gladys die alone, Aunt Selma wants to get married and have a baby... until she spends a day babysitting Bart and Lisa at Duff Gardens.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kamp Krusty The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Kamp Krusty"
When Bart and Lisa arrive at Kamp Krusty, they find the summer camp is more like a prison camp. When Krusty doesnt show up to set things straight, the kids seize control and take their case to the media.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mr. Plow The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Mr. Plow"
Homer starts a thriving snow-plowing business, but cutthroat competition arrives when Barney sets up shop as the "Plow King." When an avalanche buries Barney, Homer realizes the rivalry has gone too far.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brother From the Same Planet... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Brother From the Same Planet"
When Homer neglects Bart once too often, Bart goes to the Big Brother program to get a new father figure. Stung, Homer replaces Bart with a little brother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Love Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "I Love Lisa"
Ralph Wiggum mistakes pity for love when Lisa gives him a Valentines Day card. After a public humiliation, broken-hearted Ralph gives an unexpectedly moving performance in the schools Presidents Day pageant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge in Chains The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Marge in Chains"
Overwhelmed by her familys demands during a flu epidemic, Marge accidentally shoplifts at the Kwik-E-Mart and winds up in prison.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer the Heretic The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Homer the Heretic"
After skipping church one Sunday morning, Homer decides to quit church altogether and spend Sundays worshiping in his own way -- with cigars and beer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homers Triple Bypass The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Homers Triple Bypass"
Homers doughnut-clogged heart needs a triple bypass operation, but Dr. Hibberts fee is $40,000... so Homer takes his chances with Dr. Nick Riviera, wholl do any operation for $129.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Streetcar Named Marge The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "A Streetcar Named Marge"
Feeling underappreciated at home, Marge takes up acting and channels her pent-up rage as Blanche DuBois in a community production. Meanwhile, Maggie leads a revolt at the Ayn Rand School for Tots.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Last Exit to Springfield The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Last Exit to Springfield"
Homer negotiates his unions contract with Mr. Burns, mindful that he needs a dental plan for Lisas new braces. Burns mistakes Homers utter ineptitude for strategy and concedes, on the condition that Homer resign as union president.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge Gets a Job The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Marge Gets a Job"
Mr. Burns is instantly smitten when Marge takes a job at the nuclear power plant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trilogy of Error The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Trilogy of Error"
Homers thumb is cut off following breakfast and the episode follows three different paths. Homers day: as he and Marge race to get his thumb reattached. Lisas day: as she misses the bus and tries to get to school so that she can win the science fair, but finds herself at one point at West Springfield Elementary. Barts day: as he and Milhouse make use of a stash of fireworks that Fat Tony has illegally smuggled into the country. In the end their respective paths come together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpsons Tall Tales The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Simpsons Tall Tales"
The family wins a trip to Delaware, but Homer refuses to pay the tax on the ticket, so they ride the rails and meet a hobo who sings and tells them some tall tales. The first is the tale is about "Paul Bunyan" and here we are treated to Homer playing the role of Paul as a giant doofus, a natural role for him. The next tale shows us Lisa as "Connie Appleseed," who tries to convince the pioneers to eat apples instead of buffalo. The third tale isnt really tall, its a Mark Twain tale about Tom Sawyer (Bart) and Huckleberry Finn (Nelson), whom go on the run when Huck wont marry Becky (Lisa).
Added on September 21, 2011
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Children of a Lesser Clod... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Children of a Lesser Clod"
The Simpsons go to see if they would like to take any of the classes at the YMCA. Homer tries out the basketball class but he tears the ACL in his knee. He cant go to work while he recovers from surgery. He is bored at home. He tries unsuccessfully to breed the dog and the cat to each other, and then Homer takes care of Rod and Todd one evening. When he finds that he is pretty good at it, he starts a daycare center. He still neglects Bart and Lisa, making them jealous. He becomes eligible for a Good Guy award for his service to the community. A film crew follows him as he does good deeds. Bart and Lisa devise a plan to show the world that he is a neglectful father. At the awards ceremony, they show home movies of him. When he ends up choking Bart, everyone is outraged. Homer flees the ceremony with the kids in a stolen car. The police catch him and later he apologizes to Bart and Lisa for his behavior.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XI The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Treehouse of Horror XI"
a). "G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad"Homer dies because hes eaten the deadliest plant on Earth, broccoli. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates of Heaven he finds he cannot get in because he hasnt done one good deed all his life. St. Peter gives him 24 hours to perform at least one.b). "Scary Tales Can Come True"Bart and Lisa are abandoned to the deep dark woods. With a book of Fairy Tales to guide them, the pair navigates their way past a troll and three bears eventually arriving at the house of the witch who lives in the gingerbread house. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge change their minds and he goes in search of the children giving Rapunzel a haircut along the way.c). "Night of the Dolphin"Lisa lets a dolphin go free but it turns out this particular dolphin is the dolphins king. Now that he has his freedom he plots to take his revenge on the land dwelling humans. Soon the dolphins are back on land where theyve belonged all along and the humans are banished to the sea.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Day of the Jackanapes The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Day of the Jackanapes"
Krusty feels pressure from the network to change his show, so he decides to retire for the fifth and final time. Meanwhile, in prison Sideshow Bob becomes outraged when he finds out that Krusty has erased his past by taping over all his old episodes. He gets released from prison and begins plotting his revenge. First he gets an assistant janitor job at Springfield Elementary and then he begins turning Bart into a Krusty killing machine. During the Krustys final bow, he expresses his regret for what he did to Sideshow Bob just a Bart is about to kill him
Added on September 21, 2011
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Skinners Sense of Snow The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Skinners Sense of Snow"
The Simpson family goes to a French circus. While watching the show a freak snowstorm hits the circus tent. Its a relentless snowstorm; everything closes, except for Springfield Elementary; Principal Skinner doesnt want to ruin his "Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage."With the teachers at an "emergency caucus," Skinner has the kids sit through a terrible film. When they go to leave at the end of the day, they find that the school is snowed in. The kids start to revolt against Skinner, so he gets tough with them. Meanwhile, Homer and Flanders go to save the kids, but get stranded in a snow bank. Skinner loses control of the school to the kids, led by Bart and he ends up trapped in a bag. The kids go through the schools records. Skinner sends a hamster out in the snow in an attempt to save himself. Homer and Flanders pass out due to carbon monoxide poisoning and Homer has bizarre fantasies about ranch dressing. The hamster saves them, leaving them free to save the kids. Skinner and Bart agree never to discuss the day again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer vs. Dignity The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Homer vs. Dignity"
Bart gets an A in astronomy, so Homer takes the family out for a celebration dinner. Homers credit card is declined. He and Marge realize that they are broke, so Homer asks Mr. Burns for a raise. With Smithers away in New Mexico mounting his play about Malibu Stacy; Mr. Burns gives Homer a promotion. Homer has to make Mr. Burns laugh. Homer becomes a clown for him with Homers life becoming an episode of MTVs "Jackass." As the title indicates, he has no dignity. After a panda rapes him, he begins to hate the job. Lisa discovers his secret and tries to get him to retrieve his dignity. Mr. Burns eventually fires him, so he becomes a department store Santa (again?). He is in a parade as Santa when Mr. Burns offers him $1,000,000 to pull one more prank. When Homer refuses, Mr. Burns does it himself, pouring fish guts onto the children.
Added on September 21, 2011
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HOM The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "HOM"
The Simpson family goes to an animation convention. Homer falls in love with a new product there and invests the familys life savings in a company that soon declares super-duper bankruptcy. To gain their life savings back, he sells his body for medical testing. The doctors find something odd in his head x-ray. Homer has a crayon lodged in his brain. This explains why he is such a moron. He thinks it is because he shoved crayons up his nose as a child. When the doctors remove the crayon, he gets smarter. This allows him to bond with Lisa. In fact Homer proves to be even smarter than she is. He is so smart that he accidentally proves there is no God. He also blows the whistle on the plants nuclear safety violations. So the nuclear plant has to close and everyone hates him. He cant find happiness in things he used to like and he cant fit in with the people of Springfield. He decides to have Moe (a licensed surgeon) shove another crayon into his brain and he goes back to being a blissful idiot. Lisa understands why he did it and doesnt hate him for it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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New Kids on the Blecch The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "New Kids on the Blecch"
Homer "runs" in the Springfield marathon, but when Bart crashes the end of the race an unruly mob is ready to lynch him. A passing stranger rescues him and offers Bart the opportunity to join a new boy band "Party Posse" as the bad boy. Other members of this new band include, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph. Using NASA technology to enhance their voices they might just make it. And they will, until it is revealed that their videos and music are rigged to brainwash people into joining the Navy. Their manager goes crazy when the government cuts off his funding, but with a little help from N Sync, the boys of Party Posse try to save the staff of "Mad Magazine" from certain destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Tale of Two Springfields... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "A Tale of Two Springfields"
When the phone company gives Springfield a new area code, Homer revolts taking the part of Springfield with the new area code (the poor side of town) with him. Soon its Olde Springfield versus New Springfield. As mayor of New Springfield Homer runs it haphazardly and soon the population of New Springfield moves over to Olde Springfield, leaving the Simpson family as the only residents. It takes a Who concert to bring the two parts of Springfield together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bye Bye Nerdy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Bye Bye Nerdy"
A new kid comes to Springfield Elementary and Lisa attempts to make friends with this new girl, but for all her trouble she just winds up the victim of this female version of Nelson. Lisa discovers the cause; pheromones given off by nerds are what attract bullies and she presents her findings where there needed most, the "12th Annual Big Science Thing". Meanwhile, after a visit from a baby safety consultant gets the Simpson home safe, Homer decides to go into the safety industry, making Springfield safe for all children.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpson Safari The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Simpson Safari"
Maggie eats a magazine and Marge takes her to the hospital, leaving Homer to do the food shopping. Homer abuses a bag boy, which leads to the bag boys going out on strike. With them on strike, the family does not go grocery shopping. When their food runs out, Homer searches the house for food and he finds 30+-year-old animal crackers. When he opens the box, he finds it contains a golden giraffe; the token, which indicates the recipient, has won an African safari. The manufacturer honors the prize and sends the Simpson family to Africa. Their tour of the African wilderness is very strange. A local tribe treats them to a concert. Later, when a hippo tries to attack Homer, the Simpson family escapes on a makeshift raft. They sail down river and end up having to fend for themselves in the wilderness. They come across a scientist who is researching monkeys. When poachers come to take the monkeys, the Simpson family helps him to fight back. Lisa soon discovers that the researcher actually runs a chimp diamond mine and the poachers are actually Greenpeace. The Simpsons fly back home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Insane Clown Poppy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Insane Clown Poppy"
Homer and Bart fix things around the house using fireworks. They destroy Lisas room on her birthday, so help make it up to her, the family goes to a book fair, where among other things Krusty is signing his new book. A little girl named Sophie is in line and she tells Krusty that she is his daughter. Krusty flashes back to his role in the Gulf War. Sophies mother now hates Krusty. Krusty tries spending time with Sophie at the beach, but they dont bond very well. He sees Homer interacting with his kids and gets some parenting advice from his. Krusty gambles away Sophies violin in a poker game with Fat Tony. She gets very upset with Krusty, so he (with Homers help) try to steal back the violin. There is a big Mafia summit at Fat Tonys place and Krusty manages to escape with the violin and a bunch of cash. He wins back Sophies love, but the mob goes after Homer for his role in the caper and shoots at him. Somehow Homer escapes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Computer Wore Menace... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
As Mr. X Homer starts his own web page where begins revealing Springfields secrets. He ultimately wins the Pulitzer Prize for his work so he reveals himself to the public. When everyone knows that he is Mr. X his ability to obtain secrets disappears. So he begins making up stories. When one of those stories turns out to be the truth, he is kidnapped and taken to "The Island," a place where those who know too much are taken out of society.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pokey Mom The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Pokey Mom"
The family attends a prison rodeo and Marge sees artistic potential in one of the inmates after she sees some of his work hanging in the prison infirmary. She volunteers to teach art at the prison and then vouches for her artistic inmate at his parole hearing. Now back in the real world, the inmate needs a job and Marge gets him one at the school, painting a picture depicting school spirit. His take on school spirit and Principal Skinners are at odds. Meanwhile Homer, whose back was injured at the rodeo, seeks the help of chiropractor. He soon discovers that his old trashcan is just as effective as the chiropractor, so he dubs it "Dr. Homers Miracle Spinal Cylinder" and goes into business for himself. Until the chiropractors take their revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Money Caper The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "The Great Money Caper"
Bart gets a magic set and with it he and Homer try street performing to make money. When it doesnt work out, Homer leaves Bart on his own, fending for himself. Being abandoned by his father makes Bart into a charity case and people just start giving Bart money. So Bart and Homer start working this angle and then get some advice from the man who wrote the book on grifting, Grampa Simpson. When they get busted pulling a scam, they manage to scam their way out of the situation; but Groundskeeper Willy may wind taking the fall, unless Homer or Bart confesses their guilt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Tree Hugger The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
Bart wants the new Gamestation 256, so he tries to get a job to earn the money, but his job as a menu boy causes a great deal of paper litter to be strewn about the city making Lisa lament the plight of the trees. Then Lisa falls for a meat protester, which inspires her to join their environmental protection group. Later, when an old redwood tree is danger of being cut down, she begins living in the tree, but her desire to return home becomes to great and she leaves for just a little while. However its too late because when she returns the next morning the tree has come down. During the night the tree was struck by lightning and the city thinks that Lisa is dead.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Worst Episode Ever The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Worst Episode Ever"
Despite being banned from life forever from the comic book store, Bart and Milhouse take over its management when the Comic Book Guy suffers from a cardiac episode, "the worst episode ever". Their management of the shop is fairly successful, until they discover the Comic Book Guys secret stash of illegal video clips and begin charging admission for their viewing. Meanwhile, the Comic Book Guy on the road to recovery receives tips from Homer on making friends to no avail. Until a chance meeting with Principal Skinners mother sparks an unusual relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hungry Hungry Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Hungry Hungry Homer"
The Simpson family goes to "Blockoland". When Lisa gets ripped off, Homer sticks up for her and is successful. He vows to start helping the little guy. He helps Bart get a girlfriend and helps Marge get her hair streaked. He even tries to help Lenny get a refund from the Springfield Isotopes owner, H.K. Duff VIII. In doing so, he discovers that the owner is moving the baseball team to Albuquerque. He tries to tell the media about it, but they dont believe him. He vows to go on a hunger strike to call attention to the situation. This seems hopeless, because of Homers voracious appetite. He chains himself to a lawn chair and starts getting a lot of attention. Then management, seizing an opportunity, begins exploiting him until the truth finally comes out about the Albuquerque deal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Im Goin to Praiseland The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Im Goin to Praiseland"
When he can stop thinking of her and to help him stop living in the past, Ned gets the Simpson family to help remove all the reminders of Maude he has around the house. Only one item misses getting thrown into the chipper, a sketchbook that contains Maudes vision of a Christian amusement park called "Praiseland." Ned goes on a quest to build this amusement park, which, opens to lackluster reviews; describe as the "height of tedium". When suddenly a miracle occurs, as a Maude mask floats in front of the Maude statue. It is quickly discovered that anyone who stands in front of the statue has visions. Is it truly a miracle, or just the passing of gas?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tennis the Menace The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Tennis the Menace"
The Simpsons go to an old folks talent show. Homer looks into getting a casket for Abe, but instead decides to build a tennis court. He doesnt really like tennis; he got it confused with foxy boxing. All the locals want to use the tennis court. The Simpsons are the L.A. Clippers of tennis. Everyone mocks them behind their backs. Marge is horrified and starts to become competitive. She enters Krustys tournament without Homer, her partner is Bart. This sets up a situation similar to that of Oedipus. Homer enters the tournament with Lisa as his partner. He turns her against Marge. At the tournament, there are a number of tennis pros in the stands. The stakes rise when Homer recruits Venus Williams and drops Lisa. Marge cries foul, so she is allowed to have Serena Williams as a partner. Serena then dumps Marge and successfully recruits Pete Sampras. Then Venus dumps Homer and successfully recruits Andre Agassi. The Simpson family then makes up. With the tennis court in their backyard, they will resume playing tennis together, right?
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Big Fat Geek Wedding The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "My Big Fat Geek Wedding"
Principal Seymour Skinner and Ms. Edna Krabappel are finally getting married. Edna has a great bachelorette party at the Simpson house, featuring Duffman and a top-less Chief Wiggum; meanwhile at Seymours bachelor party at Moes, he confesses to Homer the fact that he is getting cold feet. When the actual event is about to occur, Edna has second thoughts; feeling that Seymour has never been on board with this whole idea all along. Edna runs from the ceremony. Unknowingly both Homer and Marge are each with the pair in an attempt to get them back together. The attempt fails when the state of Homer and Marges own marriage gets in the way. Edna returns a gift to the Comic Book Guy. She becomes charmed by his banter and agrees to accompany him to lunch. Homer tries having Seymour serenade Edna, but they discover shes seeing Comic Book Guy. The family goes to Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con to try to keep Edna from making a big mistake. After seeing Futurama creator Matt Groening, they find Edna being proposed to by a Klingon clad Comic Book Guy. Seymour enters wearing a Catwoman outfit and begins battling Comic Book Guy. Edna stops the fight, and tells the pair that neither man is for her. Now Homer must make some amends to Marge to keep his marriage together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Today, I Am a Klown The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Today, I Am a Klown"
Maggie is locked in the bathroom and is eventually freed when Lisa goes against the norm and tries their rescue solution as second time. Then the family hears the doorbell. They find Dr. Hibbert at the door; it seems that SLH had impregnated his poodle and he is turn over the puppies to the Simpson family and making them their problem. Despite a book that says that Homer was taking Homer to have SLH neutered, Homer was never able to complete the deed. They distribute the puppies and Lisa and Bart stop by Krustys house and give him one of the puppies. Krusty takes the dog for a walk and finds that his star is not included on the Jewish walk of fame. He goes to complain and finds out that he was never Bar Mitzvah, which means he is technically not Jewish. Bart and Lisa take Krusty to see his father, who agrees to help Krusty achieve his goal. As Saturday is the Sabbath, Krusty gets Homer to replace his show on that day. Homers replacement show is a talk show, with Moe, Lenny & Carl as his guest panelists. The replacement show becomes a success; meanwhile Krusty works on learning his Jewish traditions. Homers show has become so popular that the network decides to fire Krusty. Homers incredibly popular and Lisa wants to put his power to good use. Krusty pitches the FOX network on a new show that covers his Bar Mitzvah. Meanwhile, Homers attempt to start covering topics based on Lisas suggestions, but it becomes a ratings nightmare resulting in his cancellation. Meanwhile, on FOX Krustys Bar Mitzvah is a ratings bonanza, but the spectacle disappoints his father. Later at a real Jewish temple, Krusty has a real, almost serious, Bar Mitzvah.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge vs. Singles, Seniors... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays"
Bart is trying to watch "The Gator Baiter," when Lisa turns the channel to "Dollhouse Do-Overs." In their ensuing scuffle for the remote, the channel is changed to "Roofi," an entertainer that appeals to very small children. To get the TV back Bart suggests that Marge buy Maggie a "Roofi" CD, which Lisa tries to warn him against. The warning doesnt work; Marge fills the house and family car with the sounds of "Roofi," which drives Homer, Bart and Lisa crazy. Marge takes Maggie to an outdoor "Roofi" concert being held at Cletuss farm. The concert turns into a disaster and the babies begin to riot. After paying $1 million in additional taxes to help pay for the damage the babies caused, the single (and other childless) adults of Springfield join SSCCATAGAPP (Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays Against Parasitic Parents) and begin to revolt against children. "Children are the future, today belongs to me." Marge takes up the cause on behalf of the children and works to get voter sponsored initiative proposition on the ballot. Marge forms PPASSCCATAG (Proud Parents Against Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays). The tobacco lobby tries to endorse Marges cause, but she wont take their money; however, Mr. Burns signs her petition and others soon follow. Her "Families Come First" proposition #242 gets on the ballot. Homers attempts to help Marges initiative, but his kind of help might only hurt it. Bart and Lisa (well Lisa anyway) come up with a plan to get Marges prop 242 passed. It seems the members of SSCCATAGAPP have no immunity against children.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Regina Monologues The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "The Regina Monologues"
Mr. Burns uses his ATM card and gets a $1000 bill. It hits him in the chest and then blows away, right across town and into the Simpson living room window, where Bart gets a hold of it. His parents (well Marge anyway) make him put up a notice so that the owner might have a chance to claim the bill. When no one can identify the bill, Bart wonders what he can do with his new windfall. He realizes that he can make money showing off his bill, so he opens up the "Museum of Modern Bart" in his tree house. Mr. Burns makes his claim for the bill, but all is not lost. Bart has made over $3000 in admissions to his museum. To make use of the money the family decides to go to England, where Abe recalls having a memorable night with a beautiful English girl named Edwina. In merry ole England, the Simpsons meet Prime Minister Tony Blair. Abe tries to find Edwina, meanwhile the rest of the family tours London. Everything is going fine until Homer slams his rental Mini into the back of the Queens horse drawn carriage. Homer is put on trial, makes an ass out of himself in court and is thrown into the Tower of London. Lisa finds a way for Homer to escape his tower cell, a secret tunnel once used by Sir Walter Raleigh. Unfortunately the tunnel leads to the Queens bedroom. Homers pathetic plea with the Queen works and the family is allowed to leave the country, provided they take Madonna with them. Before boarding the plane, Edwina calls out to Abe, and introduces him to her daughter of 58 years, Abbie, a woman who looks like Homer in drag. Abe runs on board the plane as fast as he can.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Catch Em If You Can The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Catch Em If You Can"
Bart lectures the other students on water balloons and after hitting Lisa with one he gets into a fight with her all the way home. Marge tells the pair that they are going to Dayton, Ohio to celebrate Uncle Tyrones birthday. Bart and Lisa arent thrilled with the idea and get to stay home. As a family activity they rent a video, "Love Story" and Bart and Lisa are bored by it such that they ruin any moment the film might have created for Homer and Marge. Homer and Marge look forward to their trip without the kids and on a whim they decide to forgo seeing Uncle Tyrone and get on a plane to Miami. Lisa and Bart are aware that the hotel in Dayton where Marge and Homer were supposed to be staying was wiped out by a tornado. Bart discovers there parents are in Miami. They get Grandpa to take them there. While Bart and Lisa find their parents, Grandpa goes looking for companionship. Marge and Homer see the kids waiting for them so they take off again, only Bart and Lisa are on their trail. Homer and Marge are in Atlantic City when they spot the kids so they go on the run from them in an instrumental musical montage. Meanwhile Abe has found companionship in Miami with a man named Raoul who appreciates his rambling stories. Homer and Marge finally find themselves in Niagara Falls, but the kids are their as well. Feeling a little guilty Bart and Lisa decide to give their parents their space and go to the amusement park only to find their parents are already there. Homer and Marge run from the pair only to find refuge in a giant inflatable castle, which their lovemaking antics cause to fall into the Niagara River. The couple floats toward the falls and certain death only to be saved by their large floatation device. Later back in Springfield, Ned and Rod Flanders receive their credit card bills.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot"
Milhouse comes over with a Psycho Cycle bike conversion kit, which they use on Barts bike to make it look cooler. While riding the modified bike, they are hassled by older boys with "big boy" bikes. It makes Bart wish for a ten-speed bike. To get a new bike Bart sacrifices his old bike right in front of Dr. Hibberts Mercedes. As Dr. Hibbert leaves his Mercedes then runs over Snowball II and Lisa is devastated. Bart and Homer get Bart a new bike, but it needs to be assembled and Homer tries to do his best. The bike falls apart when Bart tries to show it off to the older boys. Later Bart and Homer are watching "Robot Rumble" and the father and son teams inspire Homer to try building a robot for them to enter in competition but Bart leads Homer to believe that Bart thinks he is an oaf. Marge and Lisa look for a new cat and Lisa finds a new one that she calls Snowball III. Homer tries to build a robot, but his result is a failure. Homer looks to his father for inspiration and becomes a robot instead of building one. Bart wakes to find Homers robot in his room, which is actually Homer inside of large metal shell powered by a tricycle. Lisa finds that Snowball III has drowned in the fish tank. Bart competes on "Robot Rumble," with the robot hes called "Chief Knock-A-Homer," but Homer is nowhere to be found. Homer, hidden inside the robot, manages to win his first match, but only after he receives numerous cuts and bruises. Lisa gets (and quickly loses) a new cat named Coltrane. Chief Knock-A-Homer quickly works his way into the finals, but Bart is sorry that his father hasnt been able to see any of the Chiefs victories. The Chiefs final match is scheduled to be against Professor Frink and his sons deadly looking robot. Lisa, depressed about her propensity to kill cats, is surprised when a crazy lady leaves her with a new cat. Lisa sees that new cat looks kill proof, and decides to call it Snowball II and forgot the whole dead cat thing ever happened. After the first round of the finals Bart discovers the secret inside of Chief Knock-A-Homer and thinks his dad is even cooler for doing that. The match is stopped in the second round when Homers presence in the robot is revealed to everyone. The law of robotics saves Homers life and the Frink robot goes out its way to make Homer comfortable. Natures greatest killing machine is declared the winner.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart-Mangled Banner The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Bart-Mangled Banner"
Its shot day and Bart tries to evade the needle. Dr. Hibbert manages to get the job done but Bart suffers a side effect of temporary hearing loss from the shot and he takes advantage of it for all its worth. At Springfield Elementary the annual Donkey basketball tournament is being held. During the playing of The Star Spangled Banner Bart has his shorts eaten by a donkey, leaving his bare ass exposed towards the flag. Martin snaps a picture and everyone present is outraged at this behavior. As a result the Simpson family becomes very unpopular. They go on a cable news channel and only manage to dig themselves into a deeper hole when the host manages to twist Marges words into saying that Springfield hates America. The negative publicity causes Mayor Quimby to change the name of the town to Liberty-Ville and they make everything patriotic. The family is arrested under violation of the "government knows best act" and they are brought to a reeducation center. The last registered Democrat tells them how they can escape. During their musical number they escape through a tunnel but find they were on Alcatraz. They are rescued by a passing French freighter and taken to France. After being there a while they decide they miss their life in America and go back as illegal immigrants.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Co-Dependents Day The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Co-Dependents Day"
Homer, Lisa and Bart get tickets for the latest chapter of "Cosmic Wars." The movie wasnt what they hoped it would be. Marge suggests that the kids write a letter expressing their dissatisfaction to creator Randall Curtis. Two weeks later when they get a stock letter in reply and they ask if they can go to the "Cosmic Wars Ranch" and complain in person. The family (sans Maggie) goes to Northern California. While Marge and Homer go on a winery tour, Bart and Lisa go to the ranch to find the creator and make their feelings known. After Bart and Lisa have their meeting with Curtis they rejoin their parents, who they find are both drunk on free samples they had at the winery. Marge and Homer are really enjoying their wine together, but following one their nights of drinking Marge finds her with a hangover. They agree that she can stop drinking and they can still have fun together. They go to Oktoberfest and Marge almost gets away with not drinking, but drink she does and they both leave the drunk, with Homer driving. After he drives their car off the road, Homer decides to make it look like Marge (who is somewhat passed out) was behind the wheel. The police arrest Marge; Homer is nowhere to be found at the time and he later bails her out. Barney suggests a rehab clinic for Marge to start attending. Homer finds out that Marge is going to be gone for a month, he asks Flanders to watch the kids while he goes to break her out of rehab. He finds her and confesses his guilt, which makes her angry and she starts drinking again. After some heavy drinking, Marge realizes that it isnt drinking that she liked; it was being together with Homer. She gets Homer and together they leave, after Homer promises to cut out drinking all clear liquors.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wandering Juvie The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "The Wandering Juvie"
The family is at a downtown department store, where among other things Lisa looks at the latest in fashion for young girls, Marge gets some rejuvenating cream, Homer uses the dressing room for something other than trying clothes on, and Seymour and Edna are selecting some wedding china. Bart uses the wedding gift registry to sign himself and his bride "Lotta Cooties" for wedding presents. He invites a number of people to attend his wedding and he plans to return all the unused gifts for store credit. He gets all the gifts delivered but he gets caught by Chief Wiggum. The judge sentences Bart to six months of juvenile detention. Bart tries to find his way at the center, and when Homer becomes a guard, it doesnt improve his situation at all. The boys and girls are brought together for dance lessons, but Barts partner Gina decides that they have an opportunity for escape and since theyve been handcuffed together, she brings him along. Out on the lam together they become attached, even after theyve gone to a blacksmith to get their cuffs removed; because when Gina is own her own she knows she has nothing to return to, whereas Bart has a family. When the pair is found, Gina makes a confession that makes it so Bart is free to return to his family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XIV The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Treehouse of Horror XIV"
"Reaper Madness" - Death becomes Homer and our hero must learn to reap what he sows (and pull a fast one on the almighty)."Frinkenstein" - Soon to be Nobel-prize winning Professor Frink reanimates his father for some gruesome body parts-swapping. "Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off" - A parody of Clockstoppers, starring Bart and Milhouse.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fat and the Furriest The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "The Fat and the Furriest"
It is Mothers Day and Homer goes with the kids to Sprawl-Mart to buy Marge a better gift. They find Abe working there as a greeter and Lisa asks her aunts to help them pick out a gift. Patty and Selma recommend the Kitchen Carnival, which makes food fun. Marge likes the gift, which can deep fry, make cotton candy and caramelize anything. Later that night, Homer creates an 85 lb. sugar ball and he seems to fall in love with his new creation. Marge insists that he get rid off of the ball, which he takes to the dump. At the dump he gets attacked by a bear. He returns home and finds that his attack was covered by the media. Hes been labeled a coward and it begins to affect his life. Too combat his fear he needs to attack the bear that bested him, and he constructs a bear attack proof suit. Marge forbids him from using the suit, but he goes anyway. With help from Lenny, Carl, and Bart, Homer goes out into the woods in search of the bear. Of course when he actually encounters the bear, he is without the suit. The bear takes Homer to his cave and Homer removes the tag from the bear that was causing it discomfort. He bonds with the bear and tries to keep it from being hunted. He lends the bear his bear proof suit and it helps to get him to the wildlife sanctuary, where the bear is free to be attacked by other animals.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Smart and Smarter The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Smart and Smarter"
Apu and Manjula are signing up two of the octuplets for Miss Wickerbottoms Pre-Nursery School and after a verbal exchange with Dr. Hibbert, Homer decides they should do the same for Maggie. Because she cant talk, she doesnt pass the initial screening. Afterwards Lisa discovers that even though Maggie cant talk she does show signs of brilliance. Another screening at the pre-pre school shows of her talents and reveals that she has a higher IQ than Lisa. Maggies new brilliance leaves Lisa searching for a new identity, since she no longer has her status as "the smart one." Lisa tries stand-up comedy, becoming a goth Ravencrone Neversmiles, cheerleader, rapper, soccer player, cowgirl; none of which workout for her. After she is discovered trying to sabotage her sisters education Lisa leaves home with 2 to her name. She decides to stay at the Natural History Museum, where her family is sure to never find her; however Springfields "finest" do discover her location and they bring the family to help them find her. An accident gets Marge, Bart and Homer trapped in an exhibit and they look to Maggie to get them out, but Maggies secret to her brilliance is nowhere to be found.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Milhouse Doesnt Live Here... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Milhouse Doesnt Live Here Anymore"
On a school field trip to the Museum of Television and TV Milhouse shows that he has developed a new attitude where he just doesnt care. Meanwhile Mr. Burns has moved Homer, Lenny and Carl to an offsite location (Moes) so that they dont ruin a visit by the plants board of directors. Apu and Manjula stop by celebrating their anniversary, making Homer realize he hasnt gotten anything for his anniversary with Marge. He gets extremely drunk and finds himself dancing on the street where people, thinking he is homeless, start giving him money. Milhouse reveals the secret to his new attitude is the fact that he and his mother are moving to Capitol City, where they are going to get a fresh start. Both Bart and Kirk Van Houten are going to have to learn to get along without Milhouse being around. Bart tries to adapt to a world without Milhouse, especially after a visit to Milhouse in Capitol City makes him realize that things will never be the same. In the meantime, Homer has begun begging as a second job when he realizes he can make good money that allows him to buy Marge an expensive anniversary gift. With Milhouse out of his life, Bart finds himself bonding with his sister and she is enjoying the new relationship with her brother; a relationship that gets tested when Kirk gets "pity custody" of Milhouse and Marge is enlightened by the homeless on Homers second source of income.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Margical History Tour The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Margical History Tour"
Marge, the kids and Milhouse go to the library where they find there are no longer any books on the shelves. With no books for reference, the kids reports are in danger of not being able to write their reports. Fortunately, Marge knows some history and relates to the children the following tales:Henry VIII (Homer) tries to find a wife that will bear him a son.Lewis and Clark (Lenny and Carl) get assistance from Sacagawea (Lisa) in their quest to explore the western territories.Mozart (Bart) the musical child prodigy wows them in 18th century Austria, while his sister (Lisa) fights for her own musical identity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Diatribe of a Mad Housewife... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
Homer compromises the power plants security system and as a result gets fired. Marge and the kids go to a bookstore and while there she sits in a on a book reading and then asks the author if anyone can write a book. The answer gives Marge an idea. Meanwhile, Homer has gotten a job as a car salesman; but there is an ambulance on the lot that seduces Homer into quitting that job and becoming an ambulance driver. Marge wants to start writing her novel and Homer agrees to watch the kids, while putting in his night shift as an ambulance driver. Marge completes her novel and lets Lisa read it. Seeing one of the characters is hard on her father, Lisa suggests that Marge let Homer read the novel. Homer makes an attempt, fails and tells her that he did. Marge gets her novel published and the kids worry that if Homer ever reads it or sees it as a MADtv sketch, he will be heartbroken. Marges novel comes out and everyone in Springfield is talking about it. Homer gets the book on tape version, as read by the Olsen twins, and finds out what everyone is talking about. Mad Homer chases after Flanders to do something he should have taken care of a long time ago.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Ziff Who Came to Dinner... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
Homer tries to take the kids (Bart, Lisa Rod & Todd) to a movie; meanwhile Ned has taken the seniors for ice cream to celebrate Jaspers birthday. With all the kid friendly movies sold out, Homer (on Lennys recommendation hes in the movie) takes the kids to see "The Re-Deadening" a horror film that really scares the children. So much so that Bart and Lisa begin hearing noises from the attic. They try to investigate, but their fears scare them out of the attic. They get Homer to lead an investigation into the attic and they find that Artie Ziff has been living there. Ziff tells them why he is living in their attic, his Internet business failed and hes lost everything. He wants to stay there and promises to be on his best behavior until he gets back on his feet. Artie stays, but Marge sees a news report that the SEC is looking for Artie Ziff. Meanwhile, Artie is playing poker with Homer and his friends. Artie puts up 98% of his remaining stock to make a bet and Homer wins the pot, just as the SEC sweeps in to arrest Ziff. Homer (as majority stockholder) is taken into custody. Homer is put on trial and sentenced to ten years in prison. Marge tells Artie that the only reason no one likes him is because he only thinks of himself, which he soon begins to realize and after a night of passion with the only Bouvier sister (Selma) he can have he Ziff turns over his corporate books and Homer is exonerated.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tis the Fifteenth Season The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Tis the Fifteenth Season"
Its Christmastime and at the power plant Mr. Burns passes out Christmas bonuses, a $5 dollar voucher to the cafeteria. For reasons unknown, Mr. Burns gives Homer a "confectioners card" for Bart featuring a "current baseballer." The "current baseballer" is Joe DiMaggio and it is his rookie card that Homer brings to the Comic Book Guy, where he gets everything he has in the register for the card. With this financial windfall, the Simpson family goes Christmas shopping at the Springfield Heights Promenade, where the rich people shop. Homer spends the remaining portion of his share of the money for a gift for himself (a personalized talking astrolabe) and has no money left to buy the family a nice Christmas tree. Marge and the kids find out what hes spent the money on and are disappointed in him. Spending the night on the couch, Homer watches "Mr. McGrews Christmas Carol" and the story works its magic on Homer, and Homer wakes with resolve to be good and unselfish. Homer starts helping the less fortunate and his good deeds begin to make Ned Flanders jealous. To combat against Homers good reputation, Ned decides to give everyone in Springfield a Christmas present. Homer decides to outdo Flanders, but on advice from Lisa and her Buddhist view of the world, Homer decides to take everyones presents. Homer and SLH (a la the Grinch) sneak into everyones home and take all of their presents. The angry mob finds Homer in downtown Springfield. Ned tries to come to Homers rescue, but a "star" in the sky saves them both and they return the presents. After Moes failed annual suicide attempt the whole town joins in a rendition of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Way We Werent The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "The Way We Werent"
Homer and Bart get into a fight over using a beer bottle to kiss girls which land them in Simpson family court, where Lisa presides as judge. While giving testimony Marge tells the kids that Homers first kiss was with her in high school. He confesses that it wasnt his first kiss. Back when he was ten he went to camp See-A-Tree (for underprivileged boys). Here he meets Lenny, Carl and Moe. The boys go to the girls camp where they work in the kitchen. After Homer returns the retainer to the girl who lost it he gets the opportunity to meet her later that night. He tells the kids she was the prettiest girl hed ever seen, until he later met their mother. Marge reveals that the girl was her. Marge tells the story from her perspective. At the girls camp, Land-A-Man, we find Marge, Patty, Selma, Helen (Lovejoy), Cookie Kwan. When she met Homer that it was she who first kisses him and then they have the perfect kiss. They agree to meet again the following night, but Homer doesnt show. Marge says it was years before she could trust another boy. Homer explains why he didnt return for a second date. After he left her he fell off a cliff into the lake and drifted to the shores of "Camp Flab-Away," which featured Quimby, Wiggum and Comic Book Guy as some of the overweight campers. Homer manages to escape and gets to Marges camp, but arrives after shes left. Now that Marge knows the truth Homer hopes for her forgiveness. She doesnt believe he really cared all those years ago, until he pulls the other piece of her broken heart out of his memory box.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simple Simpson The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Simple Simpson"
Homer is intrigued by a commercial that talks about a contest that will allow the winner, the finder of a golden ticket, a trip to "Farmer Billys Bacon Factory." Homer buys a lot of pork products but is only able to find a silver ticket, which allows him to judge the pig competition at the county fair. When Homer sees an injustice being done to Lisas entry in the place setting competition, he decides to take action. Remembering Chief Wiggums warning about felony assault, he disguises himself as "Pie Man" and delivers a pie in the face as revenge. He disappears as quickly as he came, making Springfield wonder if they will ever see him again. When Bart gets ripped off by Comic Book Guy, "Pie Man" delivers some "key lime justice." The police decide that "Pie Man" needs to be stopped and they shoot him when he makes his next appearance. He takes time out from his fleeing to save Marge and then kisses her, even though she tells him shes a married woman. Later at home, the wounded Homer makes a promise to Lisa (whos figured out his disguise) that he will stop his pie avenging. When Mr. Burns goes too far, "Pie Man" makes another appearance, but his escape from the plant is thwarted by his own laziness. Mr. Burns turns him into his personal hit man. Homer finds himself in a dilemma when Mr. Burns wants him to deliver a pie in the face of Lisas Buddhist hero the Dalai Lama. When he comes clean in front of a crowd, no one believes that he was capable of being the "Pie Man," only his family believes in him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The President Wore Pearls... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "The President Wore Pearls"
Its Vegas night at Springfield Elementary, where Martin is school class president, and the event is quite a success. Homer wins big and wants his $200,000; but when he and everyone else find out they arent going to win any real money, there is a riot and Martin is forced to resign. Lisa runs against Nelson for class president. Lisa struggles to fight against Nelsons popularity, she of course all about the issues, while he isnt. Lisa sings her way into popularity that helps her win the vote. The administration is worried about having a popular president, whom is also smart. They start giving her distractions to keep her from knowing about their plans to remove the music, gym and art programs. Lisa is identified as a sellout, but as her last act as president, she gets all the students to go on strike. After several days, Chalmers wants action and he gets Skinner to transfer Lisa to a school for the gifted and troublesome. While its Lisas dream to go there, Homer isnt going to pay for it. Lisa returns to Springfield Elementary, where the programs have been restored thanks to the cancellation of flu shots and the selling of loose cigarettes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fraudcast News The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Fraudcast News"
Lisa is going to read a poem at the towns celebration of their natural landmark "Geezer Rock," but Homer who believes he is doing the right thing removes a bush from the landmark that causes it to fall apart. Mr. Burns is caught in the landslide and Smithers fears he is lost. Lisa is disappointed that no one got to hear her poem and Marge suggests that she get it published. To Smithers delight, Mr. Burns has survived the landslide by slithering his way out however; he is annoyed to find out that no one missed him when they thought he was lost. He decides to buy every media outlet in town. Lisa distributes the first issue of her own newspaper the "The Red Dress Press," which is a success. Now she has to get out a second issue and she enlists the help of her fellow children. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns has taken control of all the media outlets in Springfield, except one, her newspaper. Mr. Burns tries to seduce Lisa into selling out but she wont give up. Now Mr. Burns starts to play hardball, he cuts the power to the Simpson home. Principal Skinner offers Lisa the use of an old mimeograph machine, which gets her latest issue out. Mr. Burns talks with Homer to get the dirt on Lisa, that Homer readily supplies and Burns uses this information against her. Lisa is ready to give up and Homer realizing what hes done responds by printing a newspaper of his own. Homers paper inspires others to think to begin to think for themselves and soon everyone is printing their own newspaper.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Mother the Carjacker The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "My Mother the Carjacker"
Homer learns of his mothers whereabouts, through clues that she leaves in the newspaper. When Mother Simpson returns to Springfield, she is quickly recognized by police and Mr. Burns, and is taken to court over her germ warefare sabotage from the 60s. With help from Homer, she is acquitted, but when she reveals that she used false names when visiting national parks, she is booked on forgery charges. Homer carjacks a bus and tries to help her escape, but, not wanting her son involved, she kicks Homer out of the bus and drives off. When the bus crashes, Mother Simpson is feared dead. But another subliminal newpaper message reveals otherwise. Guest stars Tom Kenny and Glenn Close.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror VI The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Treehouse of Horror VI"
In "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores," strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising statues to life. In "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie is killed in a freak accident and seeks revenge in the childrens dreams. In the final segment, Homer steps through a secret portal and becomes three-dimensional.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homerpalooza The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 24 - "Homerpalooza"
To show his kids how hip he is, Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a music festival, where he earns himself a place in the sideshow by catching a cannonball with his belly.
Added on September 21, 2011
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22 Short Films About Springfield... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "22 Short Films About Springfield"
Bart and Milhouse wonder if anything interesting happens to the citizens of Springfield, which leads to a series of interconnected vignettes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge Be Not Proud The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Marge Be Not Proud"
Nabbed for shoplifting, Bart manages to keep it a secret from the family... until its time to have the family Christmas photo taken at the Try-N-Save.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Raging Abe Simpson and his... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in: The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
When a fellow veteran dies, Grandpa Simpson and Mr. Burns fight for buried WWII treasure as the only surviving members of their battalion.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Who Shot Mr. Burns? (2) The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (2)"
With Mr. Burns shot, Chief Wiggum investigates the crime, and nearly everyone in town has a motive. At the end, it all comes down to the Simpson DNA.
Added on September 21, 2011
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King-Size Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "King-Size Homer"
Homer tries to gain sixty pounds so he can stay home on disability. When he nearly causes a catastrophe at the plant, Homer reconsiders his plan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily"
When Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents, the kids are placed with the Flanders family. Reluctant participants in the Flanderses wholesome family activities, Bart and Lisa become the targets of an emergency baptism.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Team Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Team Homer"
Homer catches Mr. Burns in an ether-induced haze and asks for $500 for his bowling team. When Burns head clears, he demands to join the team. Meanwhile, Barts inflammatory T-shirt provokes Principal Skinner to require school uniforms.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scenes from the Class Struggle... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
A chance encounter with a former classmate yields an invitation to the Springfield Country Club, where Marge tries to parlay a bargain basement Chanel suit into elevated social status for her family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two Bad Neighbors The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Two Bad Neighbors"
Homer resents being upstaged when former president George Bush moves into the neighborhood. After Bush spanks Bart, an all-out prank war ensues.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Much Apu About Nothing The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 23 - "Much Apu About Nothing"
When Mayor Quimby uses immigrants as a political scapegoat, the Simpsons discover that Apu is an illegal immigrant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart Sells His Soul The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Bart Sells His Soul"
Bart sells his soul to Milhouse for five dollars, but soon regrets his decision. Meanwhile, Moe turns the Tavern into a family-friendly restaurant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Simpsons 138th Episode... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
Troy McClure hosts a behind-the-scenes look at the show, including clips of the series beginnings as filler on "The Tracy Ullman Show," Simpsons trivia questions, and unaired scenes from popular episodes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer the Smithers The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Homer the Smithers"
Forced to take a vacation, Smithers needs to find a temporary replacement who wont outshine him. Homer seems the perfect choice until a sudden outburst forces Mr. Burns to assert his independence.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Fish Called Selma The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "A Fish Called Selma"
Washed up and plagued by scandal, Troy McClure sees a marriage to Selma as his ticket back to success.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Iconoclast The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Lisa the Iconoclast"
While researching into Jebediah Springfields past for an essay, Lisa discovers that the town founder wasnt the hero that everyone thinks he was.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mother Simpson The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Mother Simpson"
Homer discovers that his mother is still alive, a former radical who is a fugitive from the law. When her old nemesis Burns spots her and tips off the FBI, she is forced to return to the underground.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sideshow Bobs Last Gleaming... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Sideshow Bobs Last Gleaming"
After Sideshow Bob escapes from prison, the Springfield Air Show is the setting for his ill-fated vendetta against television and Krusty the Clown.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart the Fink The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Bart the Fink"
In a scheme to get Krustys autograph, Bart sends him a check. When Krustys offshore holding corporation endorses the check, his illegal tax shelter is exposed. In despair after the government auctions off his possessions, Krusty fakes his own death.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Summer of 4 Ft. 2 The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 25 - "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
On a family vacation, Lisa tries on a new identity to fit in with the other kids at the beach. Jealous, Bart reveals her true nerdiness to the group.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Radioactive Man The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Radioactive Man"
Bart longs to play "Fallout Boy" in the new Radioactive Man movie, but the Van Houtens thrust Milhouse into the spotlight. Meanwhile, the town of Springfield sees an opportunity for profit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Vegetarian The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Lisa the Vegetarian"
After visiting a local petting zoo, Lisa becomes a vegetarian and faces ridicule from family and friends. When she lashes out and ruins Homers barbecue, she learns a lesson in tolerance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart on the Road The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Bart on the Road"
Bart creates a fake drivers license for himself and uses it to go on a spring break road trip with Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin. Meanwhile, Homer and Lisa bond after spending some quality time together at work.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Day the Violence Died... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "The Day the Violence Died"
Bart meets the original animator who created Itchy, penniless some 70 years after the studio stole his idea. When Bart helps him sue for restitution, he unwittingly bankrupts Itchy & Scratchy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Das Bus The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Das Bus"
When Otto drives the school bus off a bridge, the kids wind up on a deserted island, fending for themselves in a Lord of the Flies parody. Back in Springfield, Homer takes on Bill Gates.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart Carny The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Bart Carny"
When the carnival comes to town, Homer and Bart wind up working the ring toss. A father-son team of grifters shows them the downside of the carny code, but the Simpsons beat them at their own game.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Miracle on Evergreen Terrace... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
After accidentally ruining the familys Christmas tree and presents, Bart buries the evidence and claims a burglar stole everything. When Kent Brockman does a human interest story on the familys tragic loss, the townspeople shower the family with generosity until the truth comes out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Trouble With Trillions... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "The Trouble With Trillions"
Facing an IRS audit, Homer agrees to help the feds bust Mr. Burns for a missing trillion-dollar bill. When Burns makes an anti-government stand, Homer flees with him to Cuba.
Added on September 21, 2011
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This Little Wiggy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "This Little Wiggy"
At Marges insistence, Bart has a play date with Ralph. Bart suddenly sees the upside of this friendship when he discovers Chief Wiggums master key and goes to explore Springfields abandoned prison.
Added on September 21, 2011
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King of the Hill The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 23 - "King of the Hill"
After Rainier Wolfcastle helps Homer get in shape, Homer accepts a challenge to climb the Murderhorn, the tallest mountain in Springfield.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart Star The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Bart Star"
When Homer becomes the coach of a peewee football team, he replaces star quarterback Nelson with the less talented Bart. Facing his teammates scorn, Bart looks for a way out but finds a better way to show his team spirit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror VIII The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
In The Homega Man, Homer faces a post-apocalyptic Springfield. Next, Bart attempts to become Superfly in "Fly vs. Fly." In Easy-Bake Coven, amidst a witch hunt in 1649, Marge and her sisters invent trick-or-treating.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dumbbell Indemnity The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Dumbbell Indemnity"
Moe goes broke trying to wine and dine a new girlfriend. Desperate for money, he cooks up an insurance scam with Homer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Natural Born Kissers The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 25 - "Natural Born Kissers"
Homer and Marge try to spice up their love life and are caught baring it all in public. Bart and Lisa discover an alternate ending to Casablanca.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Simpson The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Lisa the Simpson"
Lisa struggles with solving a simple puzzle and fears that the "Simpson gene is suddenly wiping out her intelligence. Homer stages a family reunion in hopes of introducing Lisa to some Simpsons she can respect.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
Trying to escape his arranged marriage, Apu asks Marge to pose as his wife during his mothers visit. When the ruse fails, Homer makes a last-ditch attempt to intervene, but Apu is smitten with his new bride Manjula.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisas Sax The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Lisas Sax"
After Lisas saxophone is destroyed, the Simpsons reminisce about how she originally got the instrument. On the hottest day of the year, Homer must decide whether to buy an air conditioner or replace Lisas sax.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The City of New York vs.... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
Designated driver Barney absconds to Manhattan in Homers car and leaves it there. But when the family journeys to the Big Apple to retrieve their property, Homer discovers his car has been booted.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cartridge Family The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "The Cartridge Family"
Alarmed by a soccer riot, Homer buys a handgun. His reckless behavior drives Marge and the kids out of the house, and even his new gun club buddies desert him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Principal and the Pauper... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "The Principal and the Pauper"
Unmasked as an impostor, Principal Skinner flees to Capital City to reclaim his former life as a shiftless good-for-nothing. The people of Springfield gain a newfound appreciation for him and form a plan to bring him back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lost Our Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 24 - "Lost Our Lisa"
Barts latest stunt thwarts Lisas plan to attend a museum exhibit. When she tries to go alone and takes the wrong bus, Homer sets out to find her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Girly Edition The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Girly Edition"
Lisa becomes the anchor of a kids news program but is upstaged by Barts treacly human interest stories. At home, Homer corrupts a helper monkey.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Last Temptation of Krust... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "The Last Temptation of Krust"
Krusty bombs at a charity comedy event and feels like a tired old hack. With the Simpsons support, Krusty takes his act in a fresh new direction but in the end, his true nature asserts itself.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpson Tide The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Simpson Tide"
When Homer joins the Naval Reserve, a captain takes a liking to him and leaves him in charge of a nuclear submarine.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All Singing, All Dancing The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "All Singing, All Dancing"
Homer rents a Clint Eastwood movie and is dismayed to find its a musical. Using clips from past episodes, the rest of the family reminds him about the many times he and other members of the family and town have broken into song and dance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa the Skeptic The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Lisa the Skeptic"
When a skeleton is unearthed at the site of a future shopping mall, all Springfield is convinced it is the skeleton of an angel except Lisa.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Realty Bites The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Realty Bites"
When Marge gets her real estate license, she learns to put a positive spin on the flaws of the houses shes selling. But when the Flanders buy the Murder House, she realizes she has to tell the truth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trash of the Titans The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Trash of the Titans"
Homer feuds with the Springfield garbage men and decides to run for Sanitation Commissioner. After winning the election with a sleazy campaign, Homer cant keep the extravagant promises he made to the town.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Joy of Sect The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "The Joy of Sect"
A cult lures in most of Springfield to toil for The Leader. After Marge escapes and has the family deprogrammed, Homer exposes the man behind the spaceship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror IV The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Treehouse of Horror IV"
In "The Devil and Homer Simpson," Homer sells his soul for a doughnut. Next, in the Twilight Zone spoof "Terror at 5 1/2 Feet," everyone doubts Barts sanity when hes the only one to see a gremlin sabotaging the school bus. In "Bart Simpsons Dracula," the family turns into vampires, and Lisa sends Homer to the Burns mansion in an attempt to kill the head vampire.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Loves Flanders The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Homer Loves Flanders"
Homer and Flanders bond over a football game. As the two friends become inseparable, Flanders struggles with a growing dislike of Homer that finally blows up in front of the entire church congregation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Secrets of a Successful... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Homer teaches an adult education class on successful marriage, but his students show little interest until he starts telling them juicy details of his marriage to Marge. Furious, Marge kicks Homer out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Barts Inner Child The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Barts Inner Child"
Bart heckles the guru at a self-help seminar, and the man presents him to the audience as a role model for their "inner child." But when the whole town tries to "be like Bart," things start to fall apart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart Gets Famous The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Bart Gets Famous"
Working as Krusty the Clowns assistant, Bart accidentally steals the limelight by blurting an instant catchphrase: "I didnt do it." But when he tries to capitalize on his fifteen minutes of fame, the fans are fickle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homers Barbershop Quartet... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Homers Barbershop Quartet"
Through flashbacks, Homer recalls the dizzying rise and fall of his Beatles-esque barbershop quartet. The Be Sharps reunite for one last concert on the roof of Moes Tavern.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Deep Space Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Deep Space Homer"
Dejected by a lack of recognition at work, Homer makes a crank call to NASA and winds up being chosen to ride into space with astronauts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Boy Who Knew Too Much... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Playing hooky, Bart sneaks onto the Quimby Compound and is the only witness when Mayor Quimbys neer-do-well nephew Freddy allegedly assaults a snooty French butler. But if he comes forward, he will be punished for truancy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Burns Heir The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Burns Heir"
The childless Mr. Burns selects Bart as his heir and begins grooming him for his new role. As a test of loyalty, Mr. Burns orders Bart to fire Homer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song"
When Bart gets Principal Skinner fired, Ned Flanders is brought in to act as principal. Skinner befriends his former nemesis and the pair look for a way to get Skinner reinstated.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marge on the Lam The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Marge on the Lam"
When Marge has a girls night out with a new neighbor, they wind up roaring toward a cliff in a Thelma-and-Louise-style car chase.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Last Temptation of Homer... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Homer struggles with his attraction to new coworker Mindy, a beautiful engineer whose love for doughnuts is equal to his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer and Apu The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Homer and Apu"
Fired for selling tainted meat to Homer, Apu tries to make amends to the Simpsons, and Homer joins him in a pilgrimage to Kwik-E-Mart headquarters in India.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer the Vigilante The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Homer the Vigilante"
When a cat burglar prowls Springfield, Homer forms a citizens watch group that winds up breaking more laws than they protect. When the cat burglar sets his sights on the worlds biggest cubic zirconia, a clue comes from an unexpected source.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Goes to College The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Homer Goes to College"
Burns discovers that Homer is grossly unqualified to be a nuclear safety inspector, so Homer enrolls at Springfield University to study nuclear physics. While there, Homer befriends three nerds and instigates a prank that gets them expelled.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Lisa is shocked to find that her new Malibu Stacy doll reinforces negative stereotypes of women. With Smithers help, Lisa tracks down the original creator of Malibu Stacy and convinces her to market a new doll thats a better role model for girls.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lady Bouviers Lover The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Lady Bouviers Lover"
Mr. Burns and Grandpa Simpson compete for the affections of Marges mother. The more dashing suitor prevails, but in a scene straight out of The Graduate, Grandpa crashes the wedding just before Mrs. Bouvier becomes Mrs. Burns.
Added on September 21, 2011
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$pringfield (Or, How I Learned... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
When gambling is legalized in Springfield, Mr. Burns opens an extravagant casino on the waterfront. Meanwhile, Bart opens a casino in his treehouse. Burns becomes a germ-phobic recluse and Homer must tear Marge away from the slot machines.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cape Feare The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Cape Feare"
When Bart receives death threats from newly paroled Sideshow Bob, the family goes into the Witness Relocation Program and starts a new life on a houseboat on Terror Lake.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Boy-Scoutz N the Hood The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood"
After a reckless Squishee bender with Milhouse, Bart wakes to the shocking realization that he joined the Junior Campers. Lured by pocketknives and knot-tying lessons, Bart assimilates into the group but then must face the father-son rafting trip.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart Gets an Elephant The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Bart wins a wacky radio contest and forgoes the cash to claim the gag prize instead: an elephant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rosebud The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Rosebud"
Mr. Burns pines away for Bobo, his beloved childhood teddy bear and symbol of lost innocence. When the bear turns up in Maggies possession, the resulting tug of war affects the whole town.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart the General The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Bart the General"
Stand back as Barts attempt to protect Lisa from the school bully explodes into a thrilling vortex of warfare and survival. Warning: Contains candid expressions of deranged political viewpoints!
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Crepes of Wrath The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "The Crepes of Wrath"
Spy me to the moon! Homer and Principal Skinner send Bart to France in exchange for an Albanian student. While Bart slaves at the Chateau Maisons unsavory vineyard, Adil Hoxha steals classified secrets from Springfields Nuclear Plant! A hilariously perilous saga of hopes dashed, grapes crushed, explosive devices flushed, and the miracle of anti-freeze!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Some Enchanted Evening The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Some Enchanted Evening"
A real-life drama of Armed & Dangerous is played out when the notorious Babysitter Bandit is hired to sit the Simpson Kids! A roller coaster ride of naked terror, stirring courage and Homeric stupidity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Life on the Fast Lane The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Life on the Fast Lane"
To bowl or not to bowl In response to his thoughtless birthday gift, Marge teaches Homer a lesson by taking up bowling under the hands-on tutelage of Jacques, a suave bowling instructor, who tries to pick up more than just a spare. A giddily heartrending romance about splitting up, striking out, getting together, and the true meaning of brunch!
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Call of the Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "The Call of the Simpsons"
Envious of Ned Flanderss new mobile home, Homer visits Bobs RV Roundup and shrewdly buys the worst RV on earth, which he swiftly destroys, stranding the entire family deep into the woods. SUCCUMB to the tantalising allure of the ultimate RV! TASTE the tang of live bees in honey!! BEHOLD the awful beauty of Bigfoot and his wife!!!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart the Genius The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Bart the Genius"
After switching I.Q. exams with Martin Prince, Bart is placed in a school for genius, and everyone is put to the test. Can Principal Skinner contain his joy? Will Homer survive a night at the opera? Does Bart brain blow up? This exceptionally gifted story holds all the answers!!
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Telltale Head The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "The Telltale Head"
HEAR the stark confessions of Bart Simpson, juvenile delinquent! SEE the thoughtless act of vandalism that turns the whole town against him! LEARN a lesson or two about the empty values and stolen thrills!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homers Night Out The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Homers Night Out"
One picture is worth a thousand apologies! When Bart sneaks a naughty snapshot of Homer at the stag party, Homer becomes famous until Marge finds out. A bawdily instructive tale of bellydancing enjoyed, a household destroyed, and groveling employed, in which Homer discovers being in love means you have to say more than youre sorry.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpsons Roasting on an... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
After Barts tattoo removal, Homers failure as a department store Santa, and a bad day at the dog track, Christmas prospects look dim for the Simpsons. But Homer seizes the day and, with the help of Santas Little Helper, blunders home with the best gift of all-something to share the familys love. And frighten prowlers. A holiday Classic!!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homers Odyssey The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Homers Odyssey"
Fired from his job, Citizen Homer becomes caught in a web of nuclear hazards and public safety. An action-adventure tale aflame with danger and municipal code violations.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Theres No Disgrace Like... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Theres No Disgrace Like Home"
Trapped in a living hell, Homer faces the awful truth: the Simpsons are the worst Family in Town!! An electro-shocked glimpse into the weird world of family therapy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Moaning Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Moaning Lisa"
The fervid spectacle of childhood angst is exposed in this story of Lisa Simpsons A smart, sassy, good girl gone sad. Get bummed into the bluesy be-bop of a Bleeding Gums Murphy special musical appearance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Krusty Gets Busted The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Krusty Gets Busted"
Accused of a heinous crime, Krusty the Clown finds himself caught in a web of hate and suspicion. A clown alone in a teeming tempest of distrust, with no one to believe him no one, that is, but Bart Simpson!
Added on September 21, 2011
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500 Keys The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "500 Keys"
When the Simpsons discover a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa stumbles upon an eerie hidden classroom beneath Springfield Elementary School. When she shares her discovery with Principal Skinner, the secret room mysteriously disappears and he takes the only key away. A determined Lisa uses her detective skills to lead her back to the room to solve an old school mystery.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Blue and the Gray The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "The Blue and the Gray"
Moe gets Homer to be his wingman, but becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more mature hair style to go along with it, much to Barts dismay.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Loan-a-Lisa The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Loan-a-Lisa"
Lisa invests in Nelsons brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friends instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, only to find out that he too dropped out of school.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XXI The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
In the 21st Treehouse of Horror episode: Bart and Milhouse discover a real-life board game that they must win to return home in "War and Pieces"; Lisa falls in love with a moody, preteen vampire in the Twilight parody "Tweenlight"; and Marge and Homer go on a honeymoon on a sailboat, and rescue a castaway named Roger who tries to kill them in the Dead Calm parody "Master and Cadaver".
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Scorpions Tale The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "The Scorpions Tale"
After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that the desert water mysteriously makes typically combative creatures get along, so she brings some of the water home as a souvenir. When Grampa moves in with the family after getting kicked out of the retirement home, Homer secretly tests the desert water on Grampa, who is instantly cured of his crankiness. A pharmaceutical representative (guest voice Herzog) gets word of Homers discovery and quickly tries to replicate the water into a drug, using Grampa as the primary guinea pig. But when the pills get in the wrong hands and are sold on the black market, unexpected side effects of the new drug take an eye-popping toll on the elderly citizens of Springfield, and the Simpsons learn that their new medical cure comes with major consequences
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Real Housewives of Fat... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
Fat Tony (voice of Joe Mantegna) woos Marges sister Selma, and they marry. Marge worries that Selma is choosing her new lifestyle over family after the whirlwind romance, but Tony invites Homer and Marge to join them on a getaway at the Jersey shore. Meanwhile, Bart develops a gift for finding truffles, much to Lisas delight.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer the Father The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Homer the Father"
When Homer insists Bart must earn the new dirt bike he wants, Bart comes up with a scheme; James Lipton interviews a TV cast.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Angry Dad: The Movie The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Angry Dad: The Movie"
Bart and Homer make a film based on Barts comic book character Angry Dad. The cartoon becomes a critical favorite and begins to win a number of awards, but Bart becomes upset when Homer takes all of the credit during acceptance speeches.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Scissorhands The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Homer Scissorhands"
After Homer discovers a genius talent for styling hair and opens his own salon, he becomes Springfields most in-demand hair stylist. But having to listen to womens problems and gossip all day long leads Homer to believe his gift may actually be a curse. Meanwhile, when Milhouse decides to live each day to the fullest, he comes out of his shell and professes his love for Lisa, only to have his heart broken. Milhouse then catches the eye of popular fifth-grader Taffy, causing Lisa to make a bold move.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Elementary School Musical... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Elementary School Musical"
Marge sends Lisa to a performing arts camp, where counselors and fellow campers inspire her to embrace her creative side; upon returning to Springfield, Lisa grows restless with her boring suburban lifestyle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Donnie Fatso The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Donnie Fatso"
Jon Hamm will guest star as a Federal Bureau of Investigation agent as Homer goes undercover to infiltrate Fat Tonys mob. Joe Mantegna will return as Fat Tony, and also voice his cousin Fit Tony.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fight Before Christmas... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "The Fight Before Christmas"
When the rest of the family seems to lack Christmas spirit, Marge contacts Martha Clause (Martha Stewart).
Added on September 21, 2011
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Moms Id Like to Forget The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Moms Id Like to Forget"
Marge reconnects with a close group of mothers she used to be friends with; Bart tries to break up their group when his playdates stop being fun.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Midsummers Nice Dream The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "A Midsummers Nice Dream"
The town is abuzz when Cheech and Chong announce a Springfield stop on their much-anticipated reunion tour. But when Cheech and Chong take the stage in front of their loyal fans, the jokes were just not the same for Chong, so Homer steps in and delivers all the punchlines by heart. Impressed, Cheech invites Homer to go on tour with him as new duo Cheech and Chunk while Chong forms a more progressive comedic team, Teach and Chong, with Principal Skinner. While Homer is on tour, Marge attempts to help the neighborhood cat lady and change her hoarder ways, but turns into a hoarder herself in the process, and Homer realizes that life on the road is not all high times and slapstick humor
Added on September 21, 2011
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Love Is A Many Strangled... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Love Is A Many Strangled Thing"
When Homer inadvertently humiliates Bart in front of a stadium crowd, Marge encourages Homer to enroll in a fathering enrichment class taught by therapist Dr. Zander (guest voice Rudd). Shocked to learn that Homer often strangles Bart for mischievous behavior, Dr. Zander conducts a series of treatments with the help of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (guest-voicing as himself) to teach Homer what it feels like to be young and small. But when Bart learns that the therapy sessions have transformed Homer into a pushover, he takes advantage of Homer and becomes a school bully. Hoping therapy could also cure Bart of his bullying habits, Marge enlists Dr. Zanders help to patch their relationship
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fool Monty The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "The Fool Monty"
After learning that he is suffering from multiple illnesses and has only a few weeks to live, Mr. Burns becomes distraught by the towns less-than-sensitive reaction to his announcement.Following an unexpected turn of events, Bart finds Mr. Burns weak and vulnerable in the wilderness and secretly takes him into the Simpsons home.But when Homer and Marge learn about their new houseguest, they decide its payback time, and Lisa, determined to stand up for Mr. Burns, learns that old habits die hard.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa Simpson, This Isnt... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Lisa Simpson, This Isnt Your Life"
Discovering that Marge was once a stellar A+ student whose grades plummeted after being distracted, Lisa fears that she will end up just like her mom unless she pledges to focus solely on academics in an encore episode. When Marge makes a secret deal allowing Lisa to attend her dream school, Lisa learns a lesson in family and altruism. Meanwhile, Bart puts Nelson Muntz in his place and unintentionally claims the title of "School Bully"
Added on September 21, 2011
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MoneyBART The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "MoneyBART"
Lisa starts coaching Barts Little League team; Marge and Bart spend the day at an amusement park, where former MLB manager Mike Scioscia gives Bart advice.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Ned-Liest Catch The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Feeling guilty for getting Mrs. Krabappel suspended after one of his school pranks, Bart helps her escape detention, and Ned Flanders winds up saving her life in the process.When Edna and Ned start dating, he is surprised to learn shes been with many of Springfields men, including Homer and Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramer (guest-voicing as himself).
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Simpsina The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "The Great Simpsina"
The family is greeted by folk singer Ewell Freestone (guest voice McBrayer) when they visit a peach farm, but when Marge goes overboard with peach-inspired dishes, Lisa and Bart try to get rid of the unwanted fruit. Later, Lisa becomes a magicians apprentice to the legendary Great Raymondo (guest voice Landau) who helps her develop her craft, but a schoolgirl crush clouds her judgment when she is coaxed into revealing the Great Raymondos most famous magic trick to his phony archnemesis. But when the rival magicians act takes a risky turn, the Great Raymondo has one last trick up his sleeve and stages showdown with Ricky Jay, Penn & Teller and David Copperfield (guest-voicing as themselves), showing them why he is the master of the craft
Added on September 21, 2011
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How Munched is that Birdie... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?"
Bart helps nurse an injured pigeon back to health. After Santas Little Helper eats the bird, Bart has a hard time coping with the loss. Worried that Bart needs some help getting over the loss, Marge and Homer take him to a therapy session with Dr. Thurston, who advises that the only cure for Barts blues is to give away the family dog, but when the Simpsons visit the pups new home, a shock causes them to rethink their decision.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Flaming Moe The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Flaming Moe"
When Smithers transforms Moes pub into a refined and trendy lounge, the establishment becomes Springfields local gay hangout; Principal Skinner falls for the new, free-spirited music teacher (Kristen Wiig).
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Star Is Torn The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "A Star Is Torn"
The family tries to eat a total vegetarian meal and everyone except Lisa gets sick from eating the healthy meal. As they moan from the sickness Lisa sings them to sleep. The next morning theyve recovered enough to go back to their old dietary habits. On television a commercial airs for a Krusty-sponsored "Lil Starmaker" competition and Lisas singing voice seems a natural for the competition. Of course, Lisa and every other child in Springfield signs up. When Clarissa, one of the competitors sings the same song that Lisa was going to sing, and does it much better than Lisa believes she will be able to, Homer reassures her that he will write her a cant lose song. Lisa sings the song and makes it into the final competition. Homer takes charge of her career and writes her more songs that take her into the finals of the competition; its Lisa versus Cameron, a boy all the girls go crazy over. When Homer oversteps his bounds with his obnoxiousness, Lisa fires him. Homer retaliates by getting himself a new client, Cameron. The final competition begins and Lisas sings a song she wrote on her own, a song about her relationship with her father. Homer tells her that he was always in her corner and that Cameron is learning the greatest lesson he can ever learn in the music business, dont trust people in the music business.
Added on September 21, 2011
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On a Clear Day I Cant See... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "On a Clear Day I Cant See My Sister"
The students of Springfield Elementary are on a field trip to Springfields Glacier, but when they get there, the glacier is a shadow of its former self, a huge pond with a hardly noticeable block of ice. Lisa (of course) blames global warming. While Lisa is calling for action to save the glacier, her brother is taking every opportunity to torment her.Meanwhile, back in town Homer and Marge have gone to Sprawl Mart to do some shopping. When Grampa (Sprawl Marts greeter) isnt capable of doing his job, Homer takes over and does such a great job it gets him a full time position with no chance for advancement. Lisa has vengeance on Bart by getting a restraining order against him, he must stay at least 20 feet away from her at all times, or go to jail. Chief Wiggum shows the family a videotape hosted by Gary Busey on how to live with a restraining order. For his part Homer constructs a 20 foot pole that Lisa can use to help keep them apart. It impacts Barts life at home and school. At family court, after Bart points out some obvious flaws in her character, Judge Harm increases the distance to 200 feet. Having to live at the edge of their property, Bart decides to embrace living the natural way.Homer finds out from his fellow employees how to survive working at Sprawl Mart. And mistakenly feeling that Bart might have changed, Lisa decides to forgive him and burn up the restraining order.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Alls Fair in Oven War The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Alls Fair in Oven War"
The house next door is for sale and Marge and Homer go inside to check it out; Marge falls in love with the kitchen. Back at home Marge asks Homer for a new kitchen. Rather than hire someone, Homer decides to do the renovation himself. While demolishing the kitchen, Homer unleashes his old collection of Playdude magazines. He tells Marge he keeps them for the articles; she obliges him by cutting up the magazines, keeping only the articles. Now that they are useless, Homer throws them away, only to have them found by Bart and Milhouse. Using these 1970s era magazines as a model, Bart decides to renovate the Treehouse. After Homer has made a mess of the kitchen remodeling, Marge is finally able to hire a contractor, who completes the job "on-time" two years later for $100,000. Marges first new dish out of her kitchen gets rave reviews and she decides to enter the Ovenfresh Bakeoff with her Dessert Dogs. At the bakeoff Marge encounters stiff and ruthless competition, so ruthless that Marge resorts to cheating to get even, much to Lisas dismay. Chief Wiggum and other concerned parents talk with Homer about Barts spreading the Playdude philosophy to the other children. Homer has a talk with Bart about the facts of life, which a horrified Bart quickly spreads to the other children. Meantime, in the finals for the bakeoff against Brandine, Marge admits to her foul play and Lisas faith in her mother is restored.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer and Neds Hail Mary... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Homer and Neds Hail Mary Pass"
The family goes to run down Springfield Park, where a carnival is being held to save it. Homer performs a wild crowd-pleasing dance at a local carnival, after beating Barts performance in a game. Ned Flanders has captured the performance on videotape and Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson) puts it up on the Internet. The video gets worldwide attention, much to Homers embarrassment but his tune changes when a football player wants to buy the rights to use his dance as his own end zone celebration. Homer turns the opportunity into a new lucrative occupation, which prospers as other athletes come to learn from him. Meanwhile Ned looks to create his own wholesome entertainment by creating his own versions of bible stories, which get the backing of Mr. Burns. Marge doesnt like his approach, which eliminates the good aspects of the stories, and only concentrates on the violence. She threatens a boycott, which gets Burns to remove his financial backing, leaving Ned with no creative outlet. The commissioner of football (and all the owners) want to talk to Homer, his teaching of crazy antics to their players have increased their ratings. They want him to choreograph the Superbowl half-time show. Homer struggles for a show idea and on the night before the big show he still doesnt have one. Homer looks for inspiration at the church, but instead finds Flanders, who is looking for an outlet for his ideas. Together they bring the story of Noah to the half-time show, but everyone boos as no one wanted to see such a "blatant display of religion and decency."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Father, the Son & the... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "The Father, the Son & the Holy Guest Star"
Bart is given the role of a cooper in the schools medieval festival, while Lisa is the queen. Bart is blamed and expelled when rats come out of large pie that is presented to the queen. Marge looks for a new school for Bart and decides to try out a Catholic school. In his first day at school Bart encounters a tough nun and Father Sean. Bart takes a liking to Father Sean and begins to embrace the Catholic faith, which concerns Homer and Marge. Homer goes to the school with the purpose of taking Bart out of school, only to himself being converted before the night is through. With her husband and son gone Marge finds herself alone at church. Reverend Lovejoy tells her that when they die she and Homer will be going to different heavens. Marge, Ned and Reverend Lovejoy go to Homer and Barts first communion class to at the very least liberate Bart from becoming Catholic. To bring Bart back to his old religion they take him to a religious festival. Father Sean and Homer arrive hoping to take Bart back, but Bart in one his rare moments of insight brings both sides together, that is until 1,000 years later.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thank God, Its Doomsday The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Thank God, Its Doomsday"
Bart and Lisa want to start getting their hair cut at the mall. They go to the mall with Homer and while getting their haircut they get into a fight, which results in them each getting really bad haircuts. Out in the mall they are spotted by fellow school students who have cameras in hand. They find Homer and go on the run; they sneak into the back entrance of a movie theater and see the film "Left Below," which is a movie about the apocalypse. The images in the movie are disturbing to Homer, who fears the worst. Marge assures him that there needs to be some ominous signs before the rapture will come. When Homer is out driving, he sees what he believes to be the signs. Homer gathers some books on the subject and he calculates that the "rapture is nigh" at 3:15 PM on May 18th, seven days from now. He starts to spread the word and tells everyone on television a passage from Revelations 6:13 that says before the rapture "the stars will fall to Earth." At the Springfield Stadium, there is a celebrity filled blimp accident that causes the stars on board to fall to the Earth and Homer gains instant credibility. He gets a bus full of people to join him at Springfield Mesa. When the appointed time comes and goes, Homer loses credibility and everyone return back to their normal lives. Homer later realizes that he made a mistake in his calculation and the new time is only 30 minutes away. When no one in his family will join him Homer goes to the Mesa on his own. The rapture comes and Homer goes to heaven, but despite all that heaven has to offer, Homer needs his family. He gets an audience with God, but when God wont grant his request to have his family join him; Homer begins raising hell in heaven. To put a stop to it, God agrees to turn back time and put off the rapture.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mobile Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Mobile Homer"
Marge takes the kids on a Sunday drive while Homer is at home attempting to clean out the garage. After Homer suffers a garage-door-to-the-throat incident, Marge wants them to buy life insurance. Homer however is deemed uninsurable. Fearing that with no insurance for Homer they will go broke, Marge starts cost-cutting measures. Homer is against these new measures and takes the nest egg that Marge has made and spends it on the down payment for a new motor home. Marge tells him to enjoy being the king of his new castle, because she is no longer speaking to him. Homer is now living in the RV in the backyard and he and Marge try to entice Bart and Lisa to come and stay with them. Homer then opens up the backyard as a RV park, until Marge puts an end to it and they get into a big fight, which makes Bart and Lisa take action. Bart decides they need to take the RV back to the dealer. Homer and Marge try to stop the pair who has managed to get the RV onto the freeway. The RV crashes onto a Turkish container ship, which is leaving port. With the right enticement, mushroom soup, Marge gets the ship to turn around, saving the children and what is left of the RV. The RVs fate is determined when Homer try to put it on the dock.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fat Man and Little Boy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Fat Man and Little Boy"
Bart loses his last baby tooth in a spitball fight. Called the money tooth, Bart is suffering from what he calls a midlife crisis when the tooth fairy has given a gift in his name to the United Way, what his mother calls a "grown-up gift." Bart gives up on his childhood and Lisa suggests that he expresses his feelings in some way and Bart chooses to put them in the form of slogans on a T-shirt. When Goose Gladwell, a gag-gift entrepreneur, sees the slogans he forms a partnership with Bart that begins to make Bart a lot of money. Homer is suspended from work without pay and then decides to quit outright and live off of his sons earnings. Of course he loses his place in the family as breadwinner and starts to lose his self respect. A documentary by Declan Desmond on lions inspires Homer to start focusing on his relationship with Lisa. He decides to help her with her science project about nuclear power, which includes a scale model of the first nuclear power plant. Homer improves on her model by making it functional, something easily done after finding the instructions on the Internet. He sneaks into the power plant and get some plutonium. Meanwhile, Goose Gladwell has sold the rights to Barts T-Shirts to Disney and Bart wont get a dime from it. To get back into his role as the alpha male of the family, Homer makes use of the working nuclear reactor to threaten Gladwell into giving his son what he deserves and few novelty items for himself. As to whether the reactor actually works or not, Homer decides to leave that up to the seagulls at the city dump to figure it out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sleeping with the Enemy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Sleeping with the Enemy"
Lisa has a big butt and her friends at school, Sherri, Terri and Janie let her know about it. Homer explains to her about the Simpson butt, it is something shell have to learn to live with. Bart comes home with 100 on his test, and now he wants to collect on the party that was promised. Lisa is trying to deal with her weight issue, meanwhile Bart gets his party; with his relatives, Ralph, Martin and Milhouse via speakerphone. Its the worst party ever as far as Barts concerned. Its made worse when Lisa returns home only to be confronted by her mother wanting her to eat a big slice piece of cake, she runs out of the room crying. Marge is bummed that the kids dont appreciate her anymore. She finds Nelson in the park and spends some quality time with him and when her kids continue to shun her, she adopts Nelson as a surrogate child. Lisa tries diet and exercise to reduce her big bottom. Marge brings Nelson home to do some chores around their home, but Nelsons real mother returns that money that Marge paid her son and then she leaves for Hollywood, leaving her son in Springfield and homeless. Nelson goes to the only place where he can find refuge, the Simpson home. Much to Barts dismay Marge lets Nelson stay in his room. Late one night Bart finds Nelson singing for the return of his father and Lisa overindulging in a cake (shed previously been starving herself). Lisa gets help from Nelson to get revenge on Sherri and Terri. When the pair returns to the Simpson home there is a surprise waiting for Nelson; Bart has found his father. Nelson is reunited with his father (and his mother whos returned from Hollywood with an acting job). Lisa still hasnt found a conclusive solution to her weight problem.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pranksta Rap The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Pranksta Rap"
Homers lost the TV remote, which was swallowed by Santas Little Helper and in the chaos that follows Bart sees a commercial for a rap concert and wants to go. Bart gets permission from Homer, but when Marge finds out and disapproves, Homer quickly changes his position. Bart sneaks out and goes to the show anyway. He is in the front row of the show and when the microphone comes his way he winds up rapping on stage and holding his own. He gets back home only to find out he is going to be in big trouble; to prevent that he decides to fake his own kidnapping. The police are on the case; meanwhile Bart finds Milhouse and hides out in his dads bachelor apartment. Chief Wiggum decides he needs to do something to improve his reputation as a police officer and puts the clues together to find Bart at Kirk Van Houtens apartment. Wiggum is hailed as a hero and Milhouses father is in jail. Wiggum has been promoted to Police Commissioner but Bart, feeling guilty about getting his friends father put in jail, comes clean about faking the kidnapping. Wiggum shows Bart that everyone is better off believing the lie, Milhouses dad is being worshipped by prisoner loving woman and he gets three square meals a day. Back at the house, Lisa has found a clue that proves Bart wasnt kidnapped. She tries to tell Homer, but he has sold the story to Hollywood. Lisa goes to Principal Skinner for help and the pair begins an investigation that will unravel the lie that is benefiting everyone. Bart takes the other conspirators to rapper Alcatrazs crib to prevent Lisa and Skinner from finding the truth. They arrive too late, only to find out that they know the truth. Bart and Homer try to convince Lisa to be cool about living the lie and a house party ensues.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Goo Goo Gai Pan The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Goo Goo Gai Pan"
Mr. Burns is taking his driving test and Selma is having hot flashes. Dr. Hibbert diagnoses that she is going through menopause. After seeing a video on the topic hosted by Robert Wagner, Selma is disappointed to learn that shell never be able to have children. Patty suggests that she try adoption and Lisa suggests China. Only to qualify, Selma needs a husband who must go with her to China to collect their child. She fills out the form with the name: Homer Simpson. Selma flies the Simpson family to China. At Marges request, Homer goes along with the charade. Under the supervision of Madam Wu, a Chinese functionary, the family, with Marge as the childrens nanny takes a tour of the sites. For his occupation, Homer tells Madam Wu that he is a Chinese acrobat, and of course later his services in that capacity are called into action. Selma gets her child, a daughter named Ling Bouvier, only to have her taken away after Madam Wu sees Marge snuggling with Homer. At the airport, Lisa comes up with a plan to get Ling back. Homer poses as a Buddha statue to get inside the orphanage. Only Madam Wu stops them with a tank in Tien An Men Square. Selma appeals to Madam Wu, bureaucrat to bureaucrat and it works. Selma, her new daughter and the family are allowed to leave China via a junk.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Theres Something About Marrying... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Theres Something About Marrying"
Bart and Milhouse look for someone new to play tricks on and they find their new victim in Howell Huser, a yokel who just fell of the turnip truck. Their pranks get Howell Huser to stop smiling and he leaves town, only to turn up on the Soft News Network reporting that Springfield is the only town hes been to that he doesnt like. The negative publicity affects tourism. Mayor Quimby calls for the town to give him ideas to promote tourism and Lisa suggests they start allowing same sex marriages. The idea is approved and Springfield becomes the place to be for same sex couples to get married. When Reverend Lovejoy wont perform the ceremonies, Homer cant pass up the opportunity to make money and he becomes a certified minister via the Internet. He marries all the gay couples in town and then starts to marry anything to anything else. Patty requires Homers service; she wants to marry her partner, Veronica, who is a pro-golfer. Marge has trouble dealing with the fact that her sister is gay. Marge discovers Veronicas secret, that she is really a man. Marge stops the wedding and reveals the secret, and when Leslie Robin Swisher (Veronicas real name) proposes that they still get married, she sticks to her guns, she still likes only girls.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror XV The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Treehouse of Horror XV"
We open with an episode of "Keepin It Kodos" with Kang. In this episode, Kang and Kodos have the Simpson family for dinner with their boss. The meal is a success as Kang gets a hyper-galactic promotion. a). "The Ned Zone"Homer knocks Ned unconscious with his bowling ball, when he recovers he discovers that he was really dying of a brain tumour & the bowling ball lodged it out (which give him premonitions of doom). He tells Homer about his new power and Homer wants to know his future. Ned sees Homer being shot in the back, and the shooter is he. Ned keeps this information to himself and manages to not shoot Homer. He then finds out that Homer is going to cause the destruction of all of Springfield by destroying the plants nuclear reactor. Ned goes to the power plant to try to prevent the catastrophe. Unfortunately, he had to kill Homer to save everyone (but even through that, Homer accidently fell onto the nuclear reactor button still consious from the bullet & killed everyone in the end). At least, everyone is in a better place. b). "Four Beheadings and a Funeral"The "Mutton Chop Murderer" has taken another victim, and Eliza Simpson and her sidekick Dr. Bartley join with Inspector Wiggum of Scotland Yard to find the killer. The dagger used is the latest crime is found to be one of a set, and they find that the set was owned by C. Ebenezer Burns. They go to the opium den and find that Burns had sold the daggers to a fat man (Homer) to get money for opium. The fat man is caught and sentenced to death, but when Eliza and Dr. Bartley find yet another body, Eliza knows the fat man is innocent and finds an important clue to the real killers identity on the latest murder weapon.c). "In the Belly of the Boss"At the "New Invention Expo" Maggie gets inside of a new vitamin pill that is going to be reduced by Prof. Frinks new shrink ray. The pill is swallowed by Mr. Burns. The other Simpson family members become bionauts inside a submarine that is miniaturized and sent inside of Mr. Burns body. Maggie is found, but there is not enough power to get everyone and the submarine out of the body, someone must stay behind, & that person is (drumroll) Homer (again). Everyone else makes it out & Frink announces that there is still a chance to save Homer. Unfortunately, he returns to normal size inside the skin of Mr. Burns.Then, everyone from all three segments of the episode start dancing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Midnight Rx The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Midnight Rx"
The power plants office party is being held at the Springfield Air and Space museum, where amongst other things we learn that Agnes Skinner was a wing-walker back in the 1920s. Mr. Burns is acting unusually nice, and then he makes an announcement that the employee prescription drug program has been canceled. Other companies follow suit, the citizens of Springfield At Springfield Retirement Castle, due to the high cost of medication, they cut their residents off cold turkey. Grandpa goes to his sons home with a plan; he has a friend that will help them out. He and Homer go to Canada where they meet the friend that gives them cards that will let them get all the drugs they can carry. They return home and their drugs are in high demand. Ned and Apu accompany them on their next trip to Canada, but an unfortunate incident with Apu and a hot cup of coffee gets their cover blown as they try to cross the border. They are banished from ever returning to Canada. Because he can no longer afford the medication he requires Smithers thyroid begins to swell causing a concern for Mr. Burns, he doesnt want to have to train anyone else on his filing system. He provides the means, his old wooden plane The Plywood Pelican, for Homer to invoke his plan to fly into Canada. They load up, but on the return flight the plane encounters trouble. Burns bails out, leaving Homer and Grandpa to crash land the plane in Springfields town square, where their smuggled drugs are hit. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns has cured Smithers and decides to reinstitute the drug program for all his full time employees. Homer comes home from work to report that he is now a freelance consultant, complete with a lump on his throat.
Added on September 21, 2011
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She Used to Be My Girl The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "She Used to Be My Girl"
Famous journalist Chloe Talbot comes to Springfield to cover a scandal involving Mayor Quimby. Chloe Talbot comes from Springfield and she and Marge were journalism students together in high school; Chloe went on to fame and fortune and we all know what happened to Marge. Lisa becomes enamored with Chloe and Marge becomes jealous of loss of her daughters attention. After a half a glass of wine, Marge goes cuckoo bananas and gets into a fight with Chloe. When Marge wont let her go with Chloe to news conference, Lisa sneaks out and into the trunk of Chloes car. Everything might have gone according to plan if Chloe hadnt been diverted to cover the eruption of a volcano. Lisa and Chloe get into trouble and it takes a mothers love to affect Lisas rescue, whereas Chloes rescue comes from an old high school boyfriend, Barney Gumble.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Future-Drama The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Future-Drama"
Bart and Lisa find themselves in Prof. Frinks basement and he uses the science of astrology on his new computer to show them their future, eight years from next Tuesday. In this future, Maggie is away on a trip to Alaska; Homer and Marge have separated and Bart and Lisa are getting ready for prom. Lisas date is Milhouse, who and Bart is dating a skateboard chick named Jenda. Lisa is graduating 2 years early and is going to Yale (now owned by McDonalds) on a scholarship funded by Mr. Burns as punishment for stealing Christmas. Bart is also graduating and is ready to move to the next level of his relationship with Jenda, he wants to marry her but his vision of their future together makes her break it off. Working his part-time job at the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart winds up saving Mr. Burns life while delivering groceries. As a reward Mr. Burns gives him the scholarship that Lisa was to receive. Bart is back with Jenda, now that he has a future, but Bart finds his way back in Prof. Frinks old basement and sees Lisas bleak future with Milhouse. He does the right thing and keeps her from destroying her life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mommie Beerest The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Mommie Beerest"
The family is celebrating by having brunch at a fancy restaurant; Homer has finally paid off the mortgage. Lisa and Bart get into a food fight, embarrassing Homer. Homer goes to Moes, where a visit from the health inspector, results in his death from eating one of Moes pickled eggs. The new health inspector comes down hard and Moes is closed until the violations are cleared up. The regulars hold an Irish wake for the demise of Moes. Homer decides to help Moe reopen his bar; and he gets a new mortgage for their home. When Marge finds out, as a new co-owner she goes with Homer to the bar and tells Moe that there are going to be changes until he pays them back. On Homers next visit, he finds Marge behind the bar, protecting their investment. She sends him home to take care of the kids, while she sells Moe on the idea of remodeling the place into an English pub. The new place opens and is a success; the kids tell Homer that theyve noticed that Marge is spending more time at Moes than he ever did. Homer becomes worried; but Marge tells him there is nothing to worry about. They go to a movie together, but they are joined by Moe. Homer is more worried than ever; Lenny and Carl tell Homer that Marge and Moe are having an emotional affair. When Marge and Moe are leaving to go to a convention together in Aruba, Homer makes a mad dash to the airport and gets to the airplane as it is taxing down the runaway. He confronts Moe, but Moe makes him realize that he really doesnt know that much about his wife. Homer concedes defeat, but Marge tells Moe that she doesnt love him. She tells Homer that she is totally committed to him. In Aruba, Marge makes Moe realize that he might be able to make a woman happy some day with a few changes. Marge realizes that no one is home watching the kids, but the kids arent at home as Bart has them entered in a European balloon race.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dont Fear the Roofer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Dont Fear the Roofer"
Springfield is experiencing an unusually strong thunderstorm, and the rain is causing roofs to leak all over town. Homer devises a unique solution for getting the rain water out of their house that ultimately fails and sends him dejected off to Moes, where he ruins Lennys surprise party. Homer goes off wandering and finds himself at a bar called Knockers, where he makes a new friend named Ray, who is a licensed and bonded roofer. Marge takes the kids on some errands while Homer and Ray almost begin the roof repairs; they screw around and never get around to doing any work until he gets called away. Marge wants Homer to fix the roof by himself. Homer runs into Ray at the Builders Barn and Ray promises to stop by later and help him with the roof. Homer waits for him, but Marge is skeptical that Ray even exists when Ray never shows up. Marge has Homer placed in the mental ward of the hospital and she and no one else can confirm that Ray really exists. Dr. Hibbert recommends and gives Homer electro-shock therapy. Six weeks later Homers treatments are over and to everyones surprise Ray turns up at the hospital to celebrate Homers release. Plausible explanations, even one by Stephen Hawking, are given to explain why no one had ever seen Ray before.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Seven-Beer Snitch The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
The family visits Shelbyville and are appalled at the perception those citizens have of the inhabitants of Springfield. Back in town, Marge brings it to the attention of the Springfield Cultural Advisory Board and then asks architect Frank Gehry to design and build a new Springfield cultural center. He sees inspiration in her request and submits a design that is approved by the town. $30 million dollars later, the project is built and it opens and closes quickly as nobody in town really cares for classical music. Mr. Burns agree to take over the space, with his plan to turn it into a state prison. Homer applies for a job as a guard, but fails the drug test after Otto switches their samples. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa follow Snowball II, when they believe the reason she is so fat is that she is getting food from elsewhere; after following her they discover she has another family. Burns needs convicts for his prison and Chief Wiggum blows the dust of some old forgotten laws. Homer is arrested for illegally transporting litter (kicking a can 5 times in a row). In prison Homer inadvertently squeals on Snakes escape attempt and is drafted to becoming a snitch and he begins enjoy the perks that go along with it. Snowball II ("Smoky") enjoys life with her new family and Bart gets into the home to find out; there is plenty of good eating to be found there. Fat Tony and his boys try to find out who the snitch is. They feed Homer information regarding a breakout. While all the guards are outside waiting for the breakout, the prisoners are taking care of their snitch and a riot ensues. The riot is stopped and Homer snitches on the conditions of the prison.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Home Away from Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Home Away from Homer"
Lisa wins 4 tickets to see a foreign film and Homer gets Flanders to baby-sit Maggie. Flanders doesnt take any money for his effort, but he does need to earn some extra money; Marge suggests that he rent out his spare room. Flanders rents the room to two college age women, who turn the room into the set for their live webcam at www.SexySlumberParty.com. Flanders is unaware of what is going on in is his home, and when Homer finds out he makes sure that every man in Springfield knows about it. When Marge finds out she makes Homer tell Ned and then he finds out that Homer has made him the laughingstock of Springfield. Flanders decides to move to Humbleton, PA., where his favorite figurines are made. Homer mourns the loss of his favorite neighbor and tries to make friends with the new neighbor that has moved in, Clay Roberts, but this new neighbor is obnoxious. Meanwhile in Humbleton, Ned seems in heaven, only for him to live and work there, he must remove his mustache. Ned refuses and is making waves in his new community. When Homer arrives on his doorstep, pleading for him to come back to Springfield, Flanders decides to return.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Heartbroke Kid The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "The Heartbroke Kid"
At Springfield Elementary the new vending machine contract is awarded to a company that promises to give half the profits to the school and it is of little consequence whether the snacks are healthy for the children or not. Bart begins taking all of his meals from the vending machine and three weeks later has gained a lot of weight, so much so that he has heart attack symptoms as a result. The X-Ray shows that malted milk balls have blocked his arteries. Despite it all Bart continues to eat junk food. Marge has no choice and holds an intervention, which Bart escapes from, right into the hands of representatives of a maximum security fat camp who take him away. Bart finds himself Serenity Ranch with Kent Brockman, Apu and Rainer Wolfcastle. The first bill from the ranch arrives and Marge decides they need to find a way to pay for it. They open their house up as youth hostel to German tourists. Having a hard time getting through to Bart, Tab Spangler takes him home and shows the horrors his family is enduring on his behalf. Bart finally gets the message and rages against the vending machines and is cured of his junk food addiction, there are three non-refundable weeks of fat camp available for a family member to use. Homer, the obvious choice, is elected to go.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fear of Flying The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "Fear of Flying"
When they try to go on vacation, the family discovers Marges debilitating fear of flying. Marge consults a psychoanalyst to find the source of her baffling fear.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer vs. Patty and Selma... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Homer must turn to his sisters-in-law for a loan. Relishing Homers degradation, Patty and Selma make him their slave. But when the sisters are caught smoking on the job, Homer reluctantly covers for them, saving their jobs. Meanwhile, Bart is late to sign up for a gym class and must take the only class still open -- ballet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The PTA Disbands The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "The PTA Disbands"
A teachers strike forces the Board of Education to enlist PTA members as substitute teachers. Realizing he preferred the old regime, Bart locks Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel in a room together until they can agree on the contract.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Round Springfield The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Round Springfield"
Lisa is reunited with her idol, Bleeding Gums Murphy, but their time together is short-lived. When the jazz legend passes away, a heartbroken Lisa wants to buy his rare album for $500 and play it on the local jazz station as a tribute.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer Badman The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Homer Badman"
When Homer gropes for a gummy candy stuck to the babysitters pants, she mistakes his intentions and turns the town against him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two Dozen and One Greyhounds... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
When Santas Little Helper sires a litter of puppies, Mr. Burns adopts them, secretly scheming to use their pelts to make a fur tuxedo. When Bart and Lisa confront Mr. Burns, he relents and turns the puppies into racing dogs instead.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Barts Comet The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Barts Comet"
When Bart is forced to assist Principal Skinner in early-morning astronomy observations, he discovers a giant comet heading towards Springfield. Facing impending doom, the entire town shows up at the Flanders family bomb shelter.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Star Is Burns The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "A Star Is Burns"
Springfield plays host to a film festival. Among the contenders for best film: Barney presents "Pukahontas," a haunting meditation on his alcoholism; Mr. Burns commissions the fawning biography "A Burns for All Seasons"; and Hans Moleman exploits misfortune with "Man Getting Hit by Football."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer the Great The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "Homer the Great"
Homer joins the secret society of the Stonecutters and is suddenly exalted when the brethren discover his birthmark. The ancient order is shaken to the core by the ineptitude of its new Chosen One.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1) The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 25 - "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1)"
In Part I of this two-part suspense story, Mr. Burns evil schemes go too far. When Burns winds up shot, everyone is a suspect.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sideshow Bob Roberts The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Backed by a cabal of Republicans and the talk radio blowhard Birch Barlow, Sideshow Bob runs for mayor of Springfield. When new mayor Bob decides to build a freeway right through the Simpsons home, Bart and Lisa set out to prove the election was rigged.
Added on September 21, 2011
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And Maggie Makes Three The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "And Maggie Makes Three"
The story of Maggies birth is told in flashbacks: after Homer quits the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to pursue his dream of working at a bowling alley, Marge reveals that she is pregnant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisas Wedding The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Lisas Wedding"
A fortune teller foresees Lisas future marriage to an upper-crust Harvard classmate. After a series of embarrassing incidents, Lisa comes to realize that even though her family may not be classy, she loves them the way they are.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror V The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Treehouse of Horror V"
In "The Shinning," Homer becomes groundskeeper of Mr. Burns isolated mountain mansion. Next, in "Time and Punishment," Homer tries to fix the toaster and winds up traveling through time. In "Nightmare Cafeteria," Principal Skinner finds an ingenious way to reduce overcrowding in the detention room and deal with cafeteria budget cuts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Another Simpsons Clip Show... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Another Simpsons Clip Show"
After reading the weepy best-seller The Bridges of Madison County, Marge sits down with the family and recalls romantic moments, along with temptations from her bowling instructor Jacques and Homers coworker Mindy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lemon of Troy The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 24 - "Lemon of Troy"
The simmering rivalry between Springfield and a neighboring town heats up when Shelbyville kids steal Springfields prized lemon tree.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart vs. Australia The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Bart vs. Australia"
After Barts prank phone call to Australia goes awry, the Simpsons must fly out to the land down under and apologize to the Australian people. When they discover Barts penalty will be a kick in the pants, international relations deteriorate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisa on Ice The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Lisa on Ice"
When she nearly flunks gym class, Lisa is forced to take up a sport. Shes a natural at hockey, but things get complicated when her team faces off against Barts. In a tense moment on the ice, sibling rivalry melts into sibling loyalty.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Grandpa Simpsons miracle elixir reinvigorates Homer and Marges sex life. When father and son embark on an old-fashioned medicine show to sell the love tonic, they rake in the money, but eventually old resentments bubble up between them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homie the Clown The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Homie the Clown"
Krusty the Clowns reckless spending forces him to open a clown college to keep afloat. New graduate Homer discovers the perks and perils of being Krusty.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisas Rival The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Lisas Rival"
Lisa feels threatened when a new girl moves to Springfield: Allison is smart, pretty, a great saxophone player and a crack diorama builder. Lisa tries to befriend her new rival, but shes consumed with envy and competitiveness.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart of Darkness The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Bart of Darkness"
Stuck in his room with a broken leg, Bart hears a high-pitched scream. When he looks through his telescope, he sees a guilty Ned Flanders burying the evidence.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Barts Girlfriend The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Barts Girlfriend"
Smitten with Reverend Lovejoys daughter Jessica, Bart tries to reform to win her heart -- but what she really wants is a bad boy. When she steals the church collection plate, Bart finds hes in over his head.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Springfield Connection... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 23 - "The Springfield Connection"
After Marge helps catch a petty criminal, the adrenaline rush inspires her to join the Springfield Police Department. Marge experiences feelings of power and authority that shes never known before, but police corruption makes her question her newfound calling.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Itchy & Scratchy Land The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
The familys trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land takes an unexpected turn when high-tech robots malfunction and become violent.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two Cars in Every Garage... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 4 - "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
When a three-eyed fish is found in a nearby stream, the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant faces bad publicity and fails an inspection. Mr. Burns runs for governor, but his spin doctors are no match for Marge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 13 - "Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment"
Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up, but Lisa fears he will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Treehouse of Horror The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 3 - "Treehouse of Horror"
In the first segment, the family moves into a haunted mansion. In the second segment, aliens abduct the Simpsons and invite them to what might be their last supper. In the final segment, Lisa reads Bart Edgar Allan Poes classic poem "The Raven."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Itchy & Scratchy & Marge The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 9 - "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
Marge wages a one-woman campaign against violence on the Itchy and Scratchy Show. She wins that battle, but draws the line at censoring Michelangelos "David."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lisas Substitute The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 19 - "Lisas Substitute"
With Miss Hoover out sick, a substitute teacher takes over the class and becomes an inspiring role model for Lisa.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart vs. Thanksgiving The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 7 - "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Bart ruins Thanksgiving when he accidentally destroys Lisas Thanksgiving centerpiece. Angry at being asked to apologize, he runs away and roams Springfield in search of dinner.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Simpson and Delilah The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 2 - "Simpson and Delilah"
After Homer charges a miracle hair growth treatment to the companys health insurance, his new found confidence gets him a promotion.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brush With Greatness The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 18 - "Brush With Greatness"
Marge rediscovers her interest in art and takes up painting. When Mr. Burns hires her to paint his official portrait, Marge tries but fails to find his "inner beauty."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dancin Homer The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 5 - "Dancin Homer"
Homer becomes a local celebrity as the Springfield Isotopes mascot. When hes promoted to the big leagues, the family moves to Capital City.
Added on September 21, 2011
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One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 11 - "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
After eating poisonous blowfish at a sushi restaurant, Homer decides to live life to the fullest in the 24 hours he has left to live.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Way We Was The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 12 - "The Way We Was"
When the TV breaks, Marge and Homer entertain the kids with the story of how they first met.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Principal Charming The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 14 - "Principal Charming"
When Marge begs Homer to find Selma a husband, he sets her up with Principal Skinner... who falls in love with Patty instead.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 15 - "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Homers long-lost half-brother is the CEO of a car company thats wildly successful... until he hires Homer to help design a car for the average man.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bart the Daredevil The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 8 - "Bart the Daredevil"
Bart decides to emulate his hero, daredevil Lance Murdoch, and performs increasingly risky stunts on his skateboard. When he sets his sights on Springfield Gorge, Homer intervenes.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
The War of the Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 20 - "The War of the Simpsons"
At a lakeside retreat for married couples, Marge is determined to fix her marriage with Homer, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that lives in the lake.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Bart Gets an F The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 1 - "Bart Gets an F"
In danger of flunking the fourth grade, Bart strikes a deal with the class brain: in exchange for tutoring, he will help Martin become more popular.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Dead Putting Society The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 6 - "Dead Putting Society"
Competition erupts between neighbors when Todd Flanders and Bart enter a miniature golf tournament. Facing increasing pressure from their fathers, the boys find a way to settle things.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Three Men and a Comic Book... The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 21 - "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Bart, Milhouse, and Martin pool their money to buy the first issue of Radioactive Man, but their investment and their friendship are threatened when they cant agree on who will keep it.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Barts Dog Gets an F The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 16 - "Barts Dog Gets an F"
After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santas Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. As the dogs last hours with the family approach, Bart must find a way to get through to him.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Old Money The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 17 - "Old Money"
When Grandpas new girlfriend at the Springfield Retirement Castle dies, he inherits her savings and must decide the best way to spend his windfall.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Blood Feud The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 22 - "Blood Feud"
When Mr. Burns is saved by a transfusion of Barts blood, Homer expects a handsome reward but is outraged to receive only a simple thank-you note.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Simpsons
Bart Gets Hit by a Car The Simpsons The Simpsons
Episode 10 - "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
After Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, ambulance-chasing attorney Lionel Hutz persuades Homer and Marge to sue for a million dollars.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Trial By Fire Shark Shark
Episode 18 - "Trial By Fire"
While Stark and Raina are prosecuting a cold-blooded killer, a convicted armed robber from another case enters the courtroom and takes everyone hostage and hopes to reverse his conviction.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Strange Bedfellows Shark Shark
Episode 21 - "Strange Bedfellows"
With the discovery of an 11-year-old boy who went missing four years ago comes one of the most confusing case for Stark. During those four years, the young boy was living with his kidnapper and was identifying himself as his son. Sebastian must disprove the kidnappers claim that he was in fact protecting the boy from abusive parents.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Pilot Shark Shark
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
After a shocking outcome in one of his cases and a personal epiphany, Sebastian Stark decides to leave his job as a defense attorney. Now looking for a new job, he has been offered the position of director of the Los Angeles DAs high-profile crime unit, but with a twist - he will have to train a new team of inexperienced lawyers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
LAPD Blue Shark Shark
Episode 2 - "LAPD Blue"
Stark has a new case, the murder of an undercover narcotics detective by a drug dealer. He will have to deal with the murdered cops partners, who are hesitant to trust or help him because he often used questionable means to win acquittals for his often-guilty clients when he was a defense attorney.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Dj Vu All Over Again Shark Shark
Episode 7 - "Dj Vu All Over Again"
After an 8-year-old girl is kidnapped from a park and murdered, Stark believes this new case could be linked to a similar crime committed 15 years ago. In the former case, the main suspect had been defended by Stark himself and prosecuted by Jessica Devlin, and the man had been convicted of the murder. Meanwhile, a young man tells Julie he believes his late father and her mother had an affair while she was still married to Stark.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Backfire Shark Shark
Episode 17 - "Backfire"
After two cops are implicated in a controversial shooting that kills an upstanding black teen and also hurts his drug-dealing cousin, Sebastian is put in charge of the case. To find the answers to his questions, he must use an accusatory approach toward the two officers, but it doesnt take long for Isaac to disapprove of Starks way of doing things.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Fashion Police Shark Shark
Episode 6 - "Fashion Police"
Four Latino women are killed in a garment-factory fire and the police rule it an accident, but Martin leaks false information to the press to force the DAs office to investigate. Sebastian isnt happy about it and says the case cant be won, but he gets pumped up when he learns a rival is defending the fashion company his office is going after. The probe reveals the company supports sweatshops and may be liable for the fire. Also, Julie gets readmitted to school.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Waynes World 2: Revenge... Shark Shark
Episode 22 - "Waynes World 2: Revenge of the Shark"
An old friend of Stark is back. But this time, Stark gets a second chance at justice when he puts Wayne Callison on trial for another murder. Because of the exact same wounds as the previous victim, Callison is accused of murdering another young woman.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Dr. Feelbad Shark Shark
Episode 3 - "Dr. Feelbad"
A heart surgeon is accused of murdering his missing wife. The fact that Stark doesnt have any proof, or even a body, doesnt stop him. He asks his team to find creative means to secure evidence from Dr. Mitchell Sterlings home and obtain testimony from his eight-year-old son, Ethan.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Porn Free Shark Shark
Episode 19 - "Porn Free"
Sebastian must prosecute the murder of a predatory porn producer. The case is complicated by the fact that the killer is head of a womens shelter, who is being regarded as a hero by the media and the population of the city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Waynes World Shark Shark
Episode 12 - "Waynes World"
Sebastians new case seems to be the easiest one he could get. Hes prosecuting a suspected serial killer accused of murdering five women and seriously injuring a sixth who was lucky enough to escape from his house. But the victim is reluctant to testify when she learns that the killer will be interrogating her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Love Triangle Shark Shark
Episode 8 - "Love Triangle"
A 16-year-old black girl is run down by a car and killed just after she left a party. The school the victim went to is mostly attended by rich, white kids, including Starks daughter, Julie. Stark fears a racial war could break out over the crime but when the investigation is completed, it reveals a totally different story.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Teachers Pet Shark Shark
Episode 13 - "Teachers Pet"
Sebastian prosecutes the murder billionaire real estate developer who was making tabloid-headlines because of problems with his young second wife, Sonja. Both she and resentful 16-year-old son, Dylan, are the prime suspect of the case.Meanwhile, fearing for Julies safety in the wake of his last case, Sebastian hires a bodyguard to shadow her whenever she leaves their home.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
In The Grasp Shark Shark
Episode 5 - "In The Grasp"
Stark prosecutes three college football players accused of raping a female student at a campus athletic house. One of the players is the teams starting quarterback and is considered a first-round pick in the upcoming NFL draft. The case takes a hit when Stark learns the victim was in a relationship with the quarterback. Back at home, Julie tells her dad she is being suspended from school because shes been accused of plagiarism.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Blind Trust Shark Shark
Episode 16 - "Blind Trust"
Sebastian discovers the body of a 25-year-old woman when he is called to a penthouse suite by a close friend. Sebastian hestitantly agrees when his friend asks him for help. He subsequently regrets assisting his friend when the womans body is discovered in a ravine the next day. In the meantime, Julie tries to muster the courage to tell her father she has been arrested for drunk driving.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
The Wrath of Khan Shark Shark
Episode 11 - "The Wrath of Khan"
Stark goes after a millionaire arms broker who is supplying explosives to L.A. gangs that have caused three car bombings and nine fatalities over the past five months. Making things more difficult is the FBI, which wants to take over the case, but Sebastian wont allow it because Casey has been kidnapped and may be killed if the broker escapes the country.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Here Comes The Judge Shark Shark
Episode 15 - "Here Comes The Judge"
The wife of an ultraconservative judge known for giving harsh sentences, who had also tried to have Sebastian disbarred twice, is murdered in an apparent robbery attempt at LAX. The judge becomes Sebastians prime suspect when he learns the judges marriage had been in trouble and he had been anticipating confirmation to the Federal Court of Appeals. Meanwhile, Julie plans a fancy dinner to say goodbye to Neal when she discovers he will no longer be her bodyguard.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Fall From Grace Shark Shark
Episode 20 - "Fall From Grace"
In his new case, Stark goes against one of his former legal protg. He must prosecutes the murder of a young professor who was pushed from the balcony of his wifes boyfriends apartment.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Russo Shark Shark
Episode 4 - "Russo"
A couple is shot to death in a Malibu beach house, which they rented from a private investigator who knows dirty secrets about almost everyone in Hollywood - including Stark. The PI is under investigation by a grand jury and Stark uses that threat to squeeze information from him. Back at home, Julie helps a guy on whom she has a crush research a term paper while she lets her own studies fall behind.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Starlet Fever Shark Shark
Episode 14 - "Starlet Fever"
When a popular 21-year-old actress is killed when her car is run off the road and crashes into a canyon below Mulholland Drive, an investigation reveals she and another Hollywood socialite had fought at a club before the crash. She also had ended a long-term and secret relationship with a man the same night. Meanwhile, Julie doesnt tell Sebastian about her attending a Hollywood party with Neal.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Sins of the Mother Shark Shark
Episode 10 - "Sins of the Mother"
A married socialite, who is one of Jessicas best friends, fatally shoots her ex-con lover but claims it was in self-defense. Also, Sebastian gives Julie the silent treatment after she stays overnight with her boyfriend.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Dial M for Monica Shark Shark
Episode 9 - "Dial M for Monica"
An assistant district attorney is gunned down along with a high-priced hooker in the prostitutes car. The investigation reports the victim had wanted to prosecute narcotics cases and not domestic disputes, and she may have been working the call girl on targeting a drug dealer with whom she had a relationship. Meanwhile, Julie considers going to the next step with Eddie.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Shaun of the Dead Shark Shark
Episode 11 - "Shaun of the Dead"
Stark has difficulty investigating the murder of a groupie when the singer and his group not only peddle their stories to the tabloids, but actively work against finding the truth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
No Holds Barred Shark Shark
Episode 6 - "No Holds Barred"
After a popular ultimate fighter commits suicide, an investigation reveals he had been the third fighter in the league to commit suicide and the league CEO had been pushing steroids on the players. Following the results of the investigation, Sebastian charges the CEO with murder.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Bar Fight Shark Shark
Episode 13 - "Bar Fight"
Stark faces a formal disbarment hearing, and while he awaits the verdict a back-room deal with the State Attorneys office may save him if he and his team can put away the people responsible for Sarah Belkins 1996 murder.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
In the Crosshairs Shark Shark
Episode 8 - "In the Crosshairs"
The mayor places undue pressure on Sebastian and his team to identify, locate, and convict a serial freeway sniper who is causing city-wide panic in Los Angeles.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Leaving Las Vegas Shark Shark
Episode 14 - "Leaving Las Vegas"
Although reluctantly, Sebastian accepts a seven-figure retainer to defend a crooked casino owner who allegedly murdered the head of operations at his casino.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Every Breath You Take Shark Shark
Episode 10 - "Every Breath You Take"
A prisoner, recently released from prison after a five year stay, stalks and then murders a female tennis star. Jessica is guilt ridden for the death since she didnt get the conviction upheld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Student Body Shark Shark
Episode 5 - "Student Body"
The search for the bomber of a school campus and the killer of a co-ed leads to a young chemical engineering student who has been sending incriminating letters about exacting revenge on his condescending peers. But when the case is ready to go to trial, Danny is seduced by the student claim of innocence and convinces Sebastian to let him search for another suspect.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Dr. Laura Shark Shark
Episode 4 - "Dr. Laura"
Jessica finds herself in trouble when her friend, Medical Examiner Laura Fields, is caught tampering with evidence in their murder case. When confronted in court, she accuses Jessica of having pressured her for a false testimony and to arrange the evidences to gain a conviction, when Jessica was the D.A.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Gangster Movies Shark Shark
Episode 1 - "Gangster Movies"
When Sebastians witness is blown away by a car bomb, Jessica Devlin agrees to help and decides to recruit Deputy District Attorney Danny Reyes from the Organized Crime Unit to help in the investigation.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
One Hit Wonder Shark Shark
Episode 15 - "One Hit Wonder"
Stark comes back to work at the DAs office when a talented young female musician is found dead.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Eye Of The Beholder Shark Shark
Episode 3 - "Eye Of The Beholder"
When the body of a 22-year-old surgically-enhanced aspiring actress turns up, the team begins working on identifying and convicting the killer. But the investigation leads to discovery of the exploitation of the victims dream. Sebastians team uncovers that the victims plastic surgeon was exchanging sex for surgery with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Waynes World 3: Killer Shark... Shark Shark
Episode 16 - "Waynes World 3: Killer Shark"
In the second season finale, Starks nemesis, Wayne Callison, has escaped prison with one mission in mind: revenge against Stark through any means necessary.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Partners in Crime Shark Shark
Episode 12 - "Partners in Crime"
Sebastians life is in jeopardy when it turns out the fatal shooting of his former law partner was supposed to be a hit on him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
In Absentia Shark Shark
Episode 7 - "In Absentia"
Sebastian and Danny travel to Mexico to attempt to retrieve a defendant who left the country to avoid being prosecuted for murdering his business partner/mistress.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
Burning Sensation Shark Shark
Episode 9 - "Burning Sensation"
While trying to find an arsonist responsible for claiming the life of a firefighter, Sebastians team finds that the man the firefighter died trying rescue was murdered before the fire began.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shark
For Whom The Skel Rolls Shark Shark
Episode 2 - "For Whom The Skel Rolls"
Isaacs life is under scrutiny when the closed case of his fiances murder his re-opened and that Sebastians team will be conducting the investigation for the DA office. The relation between Raina and Isaac is also getting more complicated since Raina cannot reveal that she is working on this case.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks Code 9
Leak Spooks Code 9 Spooks Code 9
Episode 4 - "Leak"
The horrific murder of two MI5 informants lead the team to discover a leak at a government-run Missing Persons Scheme. The race is on to find the source of the corruption and stop the killings before they escalate. Rachel goes undercover to find further information on the MI5 cover up and learns a British scientist may have been wrongly imprisoned for his part in the bomb plot.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks Code 9
Bank Heist Spooks Code 9 Spooks Code 9
Episode 5 - "Bank Heist"
Drama series set in 2013 and centred around a northern-based MI5 team. A bank heist by eco terrorists, involving a 16-year-old suicide bomber, leads the team to uncover a secret deal between the British government and a Korean billionaire. Will the team be able to free the hostages and stop the terrorists from completing their deadly mission?Charlie speaks to the British scientist wrongly imprisoned for the London attack and discovers there may be a second nuclear bomb.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks Code 9
Radiation Drugs Spooks Code 9 Spooks Code 9
Episode 3 - "Radiation Drugs"
Jez and Kylie go under cover on a notorious housing estate to investigate a scam involving the sale of counterfeit radiation sickness medication. Police officers question Rob about the death of a fellow medical student at the time of the London bomb. Rachel and Charlie try to uncover the identity of the traitor within MI5.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks Code 9
Assassination Spooks Code 9 Spooks Code 9
Episode 1 - "Assassination"
Ex-police officer Rachel runs her first undercover operation as Field Office 19 investigates the activities of a couple of suspected arms dealers. When Field Office Leader Hannah is notified of a Prime Ministerial visit, she suspects an assassination plot, but will the team find the hitman in time?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks Code 9
Hack Spooks Code 9 Spooks Code 9
Episode 2 - "Hack"
Hackers use the state Emergency Communications System to broadcast what they claim to be video footage of dead prison inmates. When MI5 denounces the broadcast as a hoax, terrorists set off a series of false alerts. Mathematician Charlie suspects MI5 activity is related to the London bombing.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks Code 9
Second Bombing Spooks Code 9 Spooks Code 9
Episode 6 - "Second Bombing"
Charlie is convinced that Abid Malik can lead him to the MI5 traitor and prevent a second bomb attack. Vik and Rob are sent under cover to Camp Windsmere to break him out.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Hypnotherapist Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 6 - "The Hypnotherapist"
As a last ditch effort to try and regain some of her lost memory, Sam seeks professional help from a hypnotherapist, but doesnt get the help she expected. Sam hears a bombshell confession from Todd.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Hockey Date Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 7 - "The Hockey Date"
Regina sets Samantha up on a blind date with the man who is refinishing her floors. She turns to Todd for advice when she leads the guy to think she is an avid hockey fan.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Break-Up Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 9 - "The Break-Up"
Sam thinks shes in love with Kevin and steps things up a bit, but it may prove to be more than Kevin can handle.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Girlfriend Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 10 - "The Girlfriend"
Sam is forced to move back in with Todd and his new girlfriend, Chloe, after she finds out she could face an eviction because she sublet her apartment to Todd. Regina and Dena bond when Sam misses a makeover night.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Gallery Show Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 13 - "The Gallery Show"
Sam is going to Todds photo exhibit, but doesnt want to go alone, so she asks Craig, whom she thinks is a complete stranger, to join her. Sam soon gets the hint that theyve met before and things doing go smoothly. Kevin discovers a demeaning picture of Sam in Todds photo collection.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Job Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 2 - "The Job"
Its Samanthas first day back to work and her first board meeting gives her a shocking look at just how cutthroat and competitive she really was.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Butterflies Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 12 - "The Butterflies"
Samantha finds out about an endangered butterfly habitat and needs to stop her boss and the firms construction project that would kill them. She decides to use Dena, who is clueless about Sams plan, to go out with her boss and persuade him to stop the construction project. After Todd and Sams passionate kiss, Sam is feeling ignored by him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Birthday Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 15 - "The Birthday"
In the season finale, Samantha is beginning to think that Chloe is using the sympathy card by saying her aunt is sick, just so Todd wont break up with her like he promised Samantha. Andrea and Regina are having several disagreements over how to plan Samanthas birthday party.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Boss Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 11 - "The Boss"
The guy that Andrea has a thing for, asks Samantha to marry him. He also turns out to be the wealthy owner of the real estate firm that they both work at. Samantha worries that it may harm their friendship more than anything else.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Virgin Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 4 - "The Virgin"
Since Samantha has no memories of the past, including her sexual experiences, she is faced with the decision of waiting this time for the right guy to come along, or to experiment.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Car Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 8 - "The Car"
Sam gets her fathers car into an accident and pushes it into a lake, making him think it was stolen. He feels so bad for her that he ends up buying her a new car. Regina discovers clues about the accident and uses that as blackmail to force Sam to model at a party.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Restraining Order Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 5 - "The Restraining Order"
Sam learns that one of her ex-boyfriends has a restraining order out against her, while she is on a walk with Todd. She then wonders if her poor relationship with her father is the cause of her need for constant attention.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Wedding Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 3 - "The Wedding"
Sam attends the wedding of one of her so called friends, only to realize that she forgot that she had been uninvited by the bride earlier.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Affair Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 14 - "The Affair"
Samantha is suspicious about Reginas action, which lead her to believe she is having an affair. But shes not alone. Todd is cheating on Chloe, who is none the wiser, with Samantha. Dena and Regina are contemplating opening up their own coffee shop.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
Pilot Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Wretched with amnesia after an accident, Samantha attempts to discover her life again. After being the victim of a hit and run, Sam awakens to the shock of everyone that she doesnt remember any of them, not even her parents who were standing over her bedside.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
With This Ring Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 20 - "With This Ring"
Its Andreas wedding day! While Andrea has chosen her life partner, Samantha has to make a decision as to who she wants to be with. Will it be debonaire millionaire Winston Funk or her not-rich-but-ever-reliable ex-boyfriend Todd. Even Sams parents are at a crossroad as Regina and Howard begin to take separate paths.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Sister Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 16 - "The Sister"
Sam discovers that a family heirloom is the reason why her mom was in a feud with her sister and a mother, that Sam didnt know she had. Andrea is viewed as a jinx to Tonys team, after they start losing when she is there.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
So I Think I Can Dance Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 1 - "So I Think I Can Dance"
Sam finds out she was a dancer before she contracted amnesia, which prompts her to join her mother in the fight against her mothers nemesis (Cybil Shepherd) in the annual dance contest at the country club. Meanwhile, Todd drags his feet in vacating Sams place because of his financial ability to secure a new place of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Other Woman Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 19 - "The Other Woman"
Samantha vaguely remembers something about Winston Funks ex wife Gigi before the accident. Chapman tries to ask Dena to marry him. Andrea tries to lure Tony Dane into bed. Regina is caught in a love triangle as she prepares to leave on vacation with Howard.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Ex Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 6 - "The Ex"
Sam thinks its all right for Todd to be in her life as a friend while dating Owen, but doesnt like the idea of Owens ex, Willow, being Owens best friend. Meanwhile, Andrea gets Dena to take pictures of her in hopes of landing a professional basketball player.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Farm Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 7 - "The Farm"
Samantha invites Owen to dinner to meet her parents; Dena worries that Chase isnt spending enough time with her; Todd asks Samantha to stay at her parents house while his mother is in town.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
Help! Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 5 - "Help!"
After being given community service for her altercation with a cop, Sam tries to help out Natalie, a wayward young woman, despite pleas from her friends not to. Howard tries to give Todd advice on how to win Sam back, even though he told Howard he wasnt interested anymore.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Amazing Racist Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 12 - "The Amazing Racist"
Sam tries to become friends with Frank, once she thinks her old self was a racist. Andrea doesnt want to lose all the glamour of dating a celebrity, after Tony is outed as being gay.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Dream Job Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 17 - "The Dream Job"
Sam becomes the head of the charity foundation for Winston Funk and hires Andrea as her vice president of legal affairs. She soon regrets this idea when Andrea shirks her duties in favor of planning her wedding.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Dog Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 11 - "The Dog"
When Sam feels her biological clock ticking away and realizes her desire to be a mother, she tries to probe her own motherly instincts by borrowing Denas dog to find out if shes nurturing enough to care for and love it. Meanwhile, Regina attempts pilot lessons when she learns that Howards late step-brother has willed them a plane, and Andrea continues to fuel the tabloid fires while she dates famous pro-basketball star Tony Dane.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
Todds Job Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 15 - "Todds Job"
Thinking she already ruined one job for him, Sam tries to secretly help Todd out by distracting the competition up for the same job as Todd. Unbeknownst to Dena, Regina tries to sell Denas house, so that she can still work with Sam.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Family Vacation Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 9 - "The Family Vacation"
After the breakup between Owen and Sam, The Newlys, Dena, and Andrea decide to pack it up and head out for an overdue family vacation to a lodge. Sam is met by an unexpected friend at the lodge, Brad, who was her childhood sweetheart. Things get turbulent when Andrea makes a pass at him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Building Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 4 - "The Building"
After pointing out her serious cash-flow problem, Samanthas mother gets her to agree to get back into the real estate game, only this time with her mother. Andrea attempts to use Todds friend to further her own gold-digging excursions.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The First Date Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 18 - "The First Date"
Sam decides to give Todd a second chance by going out with him on another "first date," but Todd doesnt trust Winston Funk, believing he and Sam may continue the affair they were having before the accident. Meanwhile, Andrea appears on a reality TV series about celebrity weddings, along with her gay basketball star Tony Dane.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Pill Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 3 - "The Pill"
Desperate to regain her memory, Sam opts to join a clinical trial and starts taking pills for her memory. Sams memories start coming back, but she doesnt like what she learns about her former self. Elsewhere, someone confuses Dena and Andrea as being a gay couple, which frustrates Andrea and sends her on the hunt to find someone hotter than Dena.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Debt Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 13 - "The Debt"
Sam loses big at the craps table in Vegas. But a chance meeting with her ex-boss, billionaire Winston Funk, could be the answer to her financial dilemma.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Rock Star Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 14 - "The Rock Star"
Sam dates a rock star to whom Dena and Andrea take a liking. Their unruly behavior toward Sams new beau causes Sam to inch farther and farther away from her friends.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
The Park Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 8 - "The Park"
Sam tries to make herself appear to be an environmentalist, so Owen might like her more. Andrea doesnt fare well when the basketball player, Tony Dane, is looking for a date.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
Out of Africa Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 2 - "Out of Africa"
The new Sam decides to take a trip to Africa in hopes of providing some help to people who desperately need it, but then chickens out when she finds out what its going to take to get there.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samantha Who
My Best Friends Boyfriend... Samantha Who Samantha Who
Episode 10 - "My Best Friends Boyfriend"
Andrea has a new boyfriend and Sam wants the couple to actually go on a real date for once. Todd doesnt like being just the roommate. Dena has a new penpal in Iraq, but she wonders if it means shes cheating on Chase.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samurai Girl
The Book of the Sword (1... Samurai Girl Samurai Girl
Episode 1 - "The Book of the Sword (1 & 2)"
The sheltered adopted Heaven, daughter to one of Japans wealthiest families, grew up in a protected environment, but now she suddenly is in San Francisco and her dad plans to marry her off to the son of one of his business partners.Heaven learns that her past is linked to an ancient secret prophecy - she finds herself in the middle of the fight between good and evil. Her father hands her the family sword, The Whisper of Death, despite her plea to give it to her brother.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samurai Girl
The Book of the Shadow (... Samurai Girl Samurai Girl
Episode 5 - "The Book of the Shadow (1 & 2)"
Heaven and Severin try to get their hands on the mirror. Meanwhile Karen causes some trouble.
Added on September 21, 2011
Samurai Girl
The Book of the Heart (1... Samurai Girl Samurai Girl
Episode 3 - "The Book of the Heart (1 & 2)"
Heaven needs the help of her friends to find answers about herself and her past.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Zero Hour Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "Zero Hour"
General ONeill tries to settle into his new job, but faces never-ending crises - including the capture of SG-1 by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Sacrifices Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Sacrifices"
The impending wedding of his son is the least of Tealcs worries when the Haktyl plan an uprising against the Goauld Moloc, driving a wedge between Tealc and Ishta.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Reckoning (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Reckoning (2)"
The fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance as Sam and Jacob search for the only weapon capable of stopping the Replicator onslaught. ONeill leads a defense of the S.G.C., while Daniel squares off against Replicator Carter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Icon Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Icon"
Daniel is stranded on another planet after the teams arrival on an alien world sparks aviolent civil war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
New Order (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "New Order (1)"
Carter and Tealc go in search of the Asgard to try and save Colonel ONeill, but discover that the Asgards enemy has returned with a vengeance. The System Lords seek an alliance with Earth against a common enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Moebius (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "Moebius (1)"
SG-1 travels back in time in a daring plan to steal a piece of Ancient technology from Ra, the powerful Goauld who ruled in ancient Egypt.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Prometheus Unbound Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Prometheus Unbound"
After the Prometheus responds to a distress call from a Goauld ship, Daniel Jackson finds himself a captive when Earths ship is stolen.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Affinity Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Affinity"
Tealc becomes the chief suspect in a murder investigation after he moves into an apartment off-base. Carter considers her future with Pete.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Threads Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Threads"
While Daniel finds himself in a mysterious diner suspended between death and ascension, Jacobs fate takes an unexpected turn, Jack and Sam consider their romantic lives, and Anubis unleashes his plan for galactic destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Reckoning (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Reckoning (1)"
The Replicators begin a systematic attack of the Goauld, forcing Baal to come to Earth for help. The Jaffa Resistance risk their entire movement in an attempt to retake a holy city in Baals domain.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Covenant Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "Covenant"
A businessman threatens to expose the secrets of alien life to the world, forcing Stargate Command to bring him into the loop.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Its Good To Be King Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "Its Good To Be King"
SG-1 comes to the aid of a world about to be invaded by the Goauld, only to discover that the local king is Earths Harry Maybourne.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Gemini Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "Gemini"
A duplicate of Colonel Carter seeks help from Stargate Command in defeating the Replicator Fifth, who she claims has found a way to counter the Asgards new weapon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Moebius (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Moebius (2)"
With the timeline changed by SG-1s actions in the distant past, an alternate version of SG-1 must use the newly-discovered time ship to set things right.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Endgame Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Endgame"
The Stargate is stolen, leading SG-1 to discover that the Trust has taken control of an advanced ship in orbit. Tealc investigates a series of wide-spread Jaffa deaths.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Lockdown Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Lockdown"
The S.G.C. is put under quarantine after a mysterious infection leaves a Russian officer in the infirmary -- but the disease may not be a disease at all.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Avatar Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Avatar"
Tealc is trapped in a virtual reality simulation, in which he must defend the base from a Goauld super-soldier incursion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Full Alert Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "Full Alert"
Relations between the U.S. and Russia are strained when Russian military leaders claim that the U.S. government has been compromised by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Citizen Joe Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Citizen Joe"
Jack is confronted in his home by an irate barber...who claims to know everything about the Stargate project and SG-1.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Shades of Grey Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Shades of Grey"
ONeill steals technology from the Tollan, and is forced to leave the Stargate program. Maybourne offers an intriguing proposal.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Foothold Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "Foothold"
SG-1 returns from a mission and discovers that metamorphic aliens have taken over the complex.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Fair Game Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Fair Game"
The Asgard aid Earth in negotiating a nonagression treaty with the Goauld System Lords.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Learning Curve Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Learning Curve"
SG-1 discovers a planet where children are used to acquire knowledge for the entire population, then discarded.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Past and Present Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "Past and Present"
SG-1 encounters an entire planet suffering from amnesia. The planets leader returns to Earth with SG-1 to find a cure, but SG-1 suspects she may not be who she appears to be.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Crystal Skull Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 21 - "Crystal Skull"
An alien artifact causes Daniel to disappear, and the team looks for help from his institutionalized grandfather.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Point of View Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Point of View"
SG-1 must free an alternate reality Earth from a Goauld invasion after duplicates of Samantha Carter and Charles Kawalsky come through the quantum mirror.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Rules of Engagement Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Rules of Engagement"
SG-1 discovers a military camp where young men are trained to impersonate SGC personnel to infiltrate Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Legacy Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "Legacy"
When Daniel goes insane, SG-1 must deal with the legacy of Machellos anti-Goauld technology.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Devil You Know Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "The Devil You Know"
SG-1 must escape a hellish prison moon, and one of their worst enemies.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Demons Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "Demons"
SG-1 finds a medieval Christian society terrorized by Sokar and the Unas, and is accused of being possessed by demons.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Urgo Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Urgo"
SG-1 receives alien brain implants that manifest themselves as a bizarre man, who tells them that they would not survive the procedure to remove him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Into the Fire Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Into the Fire"
ONeill, Carter and Jackson must escape Hathors clutches, while Tealc tries to raise a Jaffa army on Chulak. General Hammond must take desperate measures to rescue the team.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Pretense Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Pretense"
The Tollan put Skaara and Klorel on trial to determine who will control the host body.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Maternal Instinct Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Maternal Instinct"
SG-1 discovers the mystical planet Kheb, and must find the Harcesis child of Apophis and Share before Apophiss army does.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Forever in a Day Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Forever in a Day"
Jackson deals with the apparent death of his wife, Share, at the hands of Tealc.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Seth Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "Seth"
SG-1 must find a renegade Goauld who has been hiding on Earth for thousands of years.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Jolinars Memories Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Jolinars Memories"
When Major Carters father Jacob is kidnapped by Sokar, the SG-1 team must infiltrate a prison moon designed to look like hell to rescue him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Deadman Switch Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Deadman Switch"
SG-1 is taken captive by an alien bounty hunter with uncertain loyalties.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Nemesis (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 22 - "Nemesis (1)"
SG-1 faces creatures of mass destruction that even the Asgard cant control, and must destroy Thors infested vessel before the Replicator bugs reach Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
New Ground Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "New Ground"
The members of SG-1 are imprisoned on a planet and become pawns in a war of ideology.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
A Hundred Days Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "A Hundred Days"
After a meteor strike buries the Stargate, ONeill finds himself stranded on a planet with no hope of rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Unending Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Unending"
Trapped on board the Odyssey, the members of SG-1 must live out the rest of their lives together when Carter activates a time dilation field to save the ship from destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Bounty Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Bounty"
When the Lucian Alliance puts a bounty on SG-1s heads, Cameron Mitchell finds himself a target while attending his high school reunion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Road Not Taken Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "The Road Not Taken"
An experiment gone wrong pulls Samantha Carter into a parallel reality, where she must save Earth from an Ori assault before she will be allowed to return home.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Quest (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Quest (1)"
SG-1 races against Baal in the hunt to find the Sangraal, Merlins anti-Ori weapon, and comes up against a series of ancient trials.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Quest (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "Quest (2)"
When the team finds Merlin himself, they must help him complete the Sangraal weapon before Adria and her Ori forces can track them down.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
200 Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "200"
Martin Lloyd seeks out SG-1 for assistance when his failed TV show based on the real Stargate program becomes a feature film.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Dominion Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "Dominion"
SG-1 hatches an elaborate plan to try and capture Adria, using Vala as bait.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Memento Mori Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "Memento Mori"
Striken with amnesia and on the run, Vala takes a job as a waitress as she tries to piece together who she is and what happened to her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Uninvited Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Uninvited"
Tealc discovers a world where people are being savagely attacked by an elusive creature, leading SG-1 to a stunning discovery about its potential origin.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Shroud Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "The Shroud"
When SG-1 discovers that Daniel Jackson has been turned into a Prior of the Ori, they must determine whether or not his plan to destroy the Ori is genuine.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Flesh and Blood Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Flesh and Blood"
As the Ori invade the Jaffa planet Chulak, Vala and Daniel must deal with their leader: Valas young daughter, rapidly aged by the Ori to serve their purposes.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Counterstrike Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Counterstrike"
The Jaffa take the fight to the Ori, using a genocidal weapon on their new worshipers and landing SG-1 in the middle of a war they cant control.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Family Ties Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Family Ties"
Earth provides sanctuary for Valas estranged, con artist father after he provides intel about a Jaffa plot to attack the planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Insiders Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "Insiders"
When Baal comes to Earth seeking help, Stargate Command must capture his clones and determine which one is the genuine article.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Line in the Sand Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Line in the Sand"
SG-1 tries to defend a planet from the Ori by hiding its people in another dimension. Vala attempts to convince her husband Tomin of the Oris true motives.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Company of Thieves Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Company of Thieves"
Cameron Mitchell must go undercover inside the deadly Lucian Alliance to prevent his teammates from becoming casualties of an Alliance civil war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Morpheus Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "Morpheus"
SG-1 investigates a problem off-world and soon finds that they have become victims themselves: they cannot stay awake. Meanwhile, Vala Mal Doran undergoes an evaluation on Earth, hoping to join SG-1.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Talion Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Talion"
When a terrorist attack decimates a Jaffa summit Tealc strikes out on a quest for revenge, believing that the perpetrator is one of his own pupils.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Bad Guys Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Bad Guys"
SG-1 realizes they have stepped through the gate into another planets museum -- but are mistaken for a band of zealous rebels who have taken hostages.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Pegasus Project Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "The Pegasus Project"
Daniel and Vala travel to Atlantis in search of Merlins anti-Ori weapon, while Sam, and Mitchell join forces with Dr. McKay to lock out the Ori supergate.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Entity Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Entity"
The SGC is invaded by an alien life force that takes up residence in the base computer system -- and in Major Carter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Beneath the Surface Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Beneath the Surface"
The members of SG-1 are used as forced labor in an underground alien facility after their memories are erased by the ruling elite.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Watergate Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Watergate"
The Russians recover a Stargate from the bottom of the ocean, and turn to the SGC for help when their experiments go awry.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Light Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "The Light"
SG-1 finds a deserted Goauld palace, where a beautiful device causes suicidal tendencies.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Prodigy Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "Prodigy"
Carter must help keep a promising young cadet from throwing away a future at the SGC. ONeill and Tealc encounter a dangerous life form at an offworld research base.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Exodus (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 22 - "Exodus (1)"
SG-1 helps to evacuate the Tokra to a new base -- but matters are complicated when a spy reveals their location to Apophis. The team attempts a daring plan to take out the Goaulds powerful fleet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
2010 Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "2010"
Ten years into the future, the former members of SG-1 must send a message into the past to prevent the extinction of the human race.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Window of Opportunity Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Window of Opportunity"
ONeill and Tealc are caught in a time loop in the SGC, and must relive the same 10 hours over and over again.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Scorched Earth Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Scorched Earth"
SG-1 is caught in a conflict between two civilizations trying to colonize the same planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Upgrades Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Upgrades"
A Tokra archaeologist arrives at the SGC with newly discovered technology, giving the SG-1 team superhuman powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Divide and Conquer Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Divide and Conquer"
When a member of the SGC tries to kill a Tokra, it is revealed that ONeill and Carter may be victims of an untraceable form of Goauld mind control
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Small Victories (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Small Victories (2)"
ONeill and Tealc risk their lives to keep the Replicator bugs from gaining a foothold on Earth, while Carter helps the Asgard fend off a Replicator invasion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Double Jeopardy Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 21 - "Double Jeopardy"
SG-1 must rescue an alien world from the Goauld -- with help from an unexpected source. Tealc seeks revenge on the System Lord Cronus for the murder of his father.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The First Ones Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "The First Ones"
Dr. Jackson is taken captive by an Unas while on an archaeological dig. The SGC mounts a rescue operation, but discovers a danger of their own.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Point of No Return Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "Point of No Return"
SG-1 investigates a conspiracy theorist who has detailed knowledge of the Stargate program.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Absolute Power Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Absolute Power"
Jacksons teammates notice a disturbing change in him when he is reunited with the Harcesis child and given the Goauld genetic memory.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Curse Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "The Curse"
When his former mentor dies, Dr. Jackson returns to his roots -- and discovers an ancient Egyptian artifact containing a Goauld parasite.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Other Side Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "The Other Side"
A warring alien race offers to exchange their advanced technology for Earths help in defeating their enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Serpents Venom Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "The Serpents Venom"
SG-1 must stop Apophis and Heru-ur from forming an alliance of their powerful forces, while Tealc is captured and tortured by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Chain Reaction Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Chain Reaction"
SG-1 must adjust to a new commanding officer when General Hammond steps down -- but ONeill discovers foul play behind the generals resignation.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Crossroads Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "Crossroads"
Tealc is reunited with his lost love -- a woman who claims to have found a way to communicate with her symbiote and defeat the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Tangent Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Tangent"
A test gone wrong leaves Jack and Tealc marooned in space aboard a damaged prototype attack ship
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Stargate: The Movie Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Stargate: The Movie"
An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Ark of Truth Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "The Ark of Truth"
As SG-1 searches for an Ancient artifact which they hope can defeat the armies of the Ori, they learn more Ori ships are about to be sent through the Supergate to launch a final assault on Earth. Daniel discovers that the artifact, the Ark of Truth, may be in the Ori home galaxy, and SG-1 embarks aboard the Odyssey to find it, and pre-empt the attack. The IOA has a plan of their own and SG-1 ends up in a distant galaxy fighting two powerful enemies.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Continuum Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "Continuum"
While SG-1 attends the execution of Baal, the last of the Goauld System Lords, Tealc and Vala inexplicably disappear into thin air. Carter, Daniel and Mitchell race back to a world where history has been changed: the Stargate program has been erased from the timeline. As they try to convince the authorities whats happened, a fleet of Goauld motherships arrives in orbit, led by Baal, his queen, Qetesh (Vala), and his first prime, Tealc. SG-1 must find the Stargate and set things right before the world is enslaved by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Stargate: The Movie Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Stargate: The Movie"
An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Space Race Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "Space Race"
Major Carter joins an alien pilot for a space race, where the winner is awarded a lucrative contract with the planets most powerful corporation. But the rest of the team discovers that there is more at stake than the finish line.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Birthright Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Birthright"
The team finds a fugitive colony of Jaffa women, who must prey on other Jaffa to acquire symbiotes.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Avenger 2.0 Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Avenger 2.0"
An S.G.C. scientist creates a computer virus to be used to disable enemy Stargates -- but succeeds in shutting down the entire gate network.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Orpheus Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "Orpheus"
After an injury, Tealc must put aside his self-doubt when SG-1 launches a mission to rescue his son and his mentor from a Jaffa death camp.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Inauguration Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Inauguration"
The newly-elected president is debriefed about the Stargate program, and Vice President Kinsey makes a new play for control of the program.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Heroes (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Heroes (1)"
A film crew arrives to document the work of the S.G.C. for eventual disclosure to the public, but finds that the bases personnel are less than eager to participate.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Heroes (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Heroes (2)"
SG-1 is called into action while a film crew is documenting the Stargate program, but theS.G.C. comes under investigation after the mission goes terribly wrong.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Homecoming (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "Homecoming (2)"
The team returns to Jonas homeworld when they learn that the Goauld are after its naquadria. When Jonas is captured by Anubis, Daniel is his only hope.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Grace Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "Grace"
Carter is injured when the Prometheus is attacked by an unknown ship, and awakens to find herself stranded alone in deep space.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Evolution (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Evolution (2)"
ONeill seeks help from a former comrade to rescue Daniel and Dr. Lee, who have been kidnapped in Central America. Carter, Tealc and Jacob infiltrate Anubis super-soldier facility.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Lifeboat Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Lifeboat"
When SG-1 finds a crashed alien space ship, Daniels mind is taken over by its disembodied passengers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Lost City (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 21 - "Lost City (1)"
ONeill goes to great lengths to keep the Ancients knowledge from falling into Goauld hands when the team discovers a second repository. The President replaces General Hammond with a civilian diplomat.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Chimera Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Chimera"
Daniel is plagued by dreams of his former girlfriend, who has been taken as a Goauld host. Samantha Carter begins a romantic relationship with a detective, from whom she must hide her life at Stargate Command.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Enemy Mine Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Enemy Mine"
When Earths attempts to exploit a newly-discovered naquadah mine are thwarted by a tribe of indigenous Unas, SG-1 must turn to an old friend for help.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Resurrection Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "Resurrection"
SG-1 investigates a secret N.I.D. laboratory, where a ruthless scientist has used cloning technology to create a Goauld-human hybrid.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Fragile Balance Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Fragile Balance"
A teenage boy shows up at the S.G.C. claiming to be Jack ONeill, sending the team on a mission to uncover his true identity.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Death Knell Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Death Knell"
Earths secret offworld base is attacked by Anubis forces, and Major Carter finds herself being hunted by the enemy. General Hammond and Jacob Carter make an unnerving discovery about the Earth-Tokra alliance.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Fallout Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "Fallout"
When the Kelownans discover that a massive underground vein of naquadah is being converted into naquadria, Jonas Quinn seeks help from Earth in avoiding the total destruction of his planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Evolution (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "Evolution (1)"
The team investigates an unstoppable new enemy soldier engineered by Anubis. Dr. Jackson leads a team in search of an alien device in Central America, but gets more than he bargained for.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Revisions Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Revisions"
The team gates to a climate-controlled environment amidst a toxic wasteland, whose people are all linked to a central computer.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Fallen (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Fallen (1)"
While searching for the Lost City of the Ancients on a distant planet, SG-1 is stunned to find Daniel Jackson alive and in human form but stripped of his memory. ONeill convinces Daniel to return with them to the SGC, where he is reinstated for a daring mission to destroy Anubis powerful new super-weapon!
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Scourge Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "The Scourge"
A tour of an off-world research base for a group of foreign diplomats turns dangerous when an insidious insect species gets loose.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Stronghold Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "Stronghold"
Baal kidnaps Tealc as part of a plot to brainwash those Jaffa advocating a move toward democracy. Cameron Mitchell learns that an old friend is about to die.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Prototype Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Prototype"
SG-1 finds a genetically advanced Goauld-human hybrid created by Anubis, and returns him to Earth for study. But even keeping him alive may not be worth the risk.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Beachhead Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Beachhead"
Samantha Carter returns to Stargate Command when the Ori seize control of a planet, using an expanding force field to gain a foothold in our galaxy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Ex Deus Machina Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Ex Deus Machina"
SG-1 investigates when evidence suggests that there are still Goauld hiding on Earth -- including a former System Lord. Tensions between Earth and the Free Jaffa continue to mount.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Arthurs Mantle Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Arthurs Mantle"
Mitchell and Carter are shifted to another dimension, making them invisible to everyone at the S.G.C. Meanwhile, Tealc and SG-9 discover that the Sodan have been brutally attacked.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Crusade Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "Crusade"
Vala Mal Doran makes contact with Stargate Command from the Ori home galaxy, and tells the story of her life undercover in a village of followers building the Oris invasion fleet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Collateral Damage Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Collateral Damage"
When SG-1 travels to an Asgard Protected Planet, Colonel Mitchell is accused of a murder he did not commit.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Fourth Horseman (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "The Fourth Horseman (1)"
Earth is infected with a deadly Ori plague, prompting an ally from SG-1s past to come to their aide. Gerak proposes that the Free Jaffa follow the Ori religion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Ethon Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Ethon"
Daniel is imprisoned on a world under the influence of the Ori, and the Prometheus is caught in a firefight when SG-1 tries to rescue him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Camelot Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Camelot"
SG-1 discovers the village of Camelot on an alien world, and must face Merlins security system when they go in search of an Ancient weapon. Elsewhere, Earth and its allies assemble a fleet when a working Ori Supergate is discovered.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Fourth Horseman (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "The Fourth Horseman (2)"
As the Ori plague spreads rapidly, SG-1 hopes that the Prior who caused the disease may hold the key to its cure. Gerak tries to rally the Jaffa to the Oris cause, prompting Tealc and Bratac to initiate a resistance.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Avalon (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "Avalon (2)"
An Ancient communications device renders Daniel and Vala unconscious, sending their minds to another galaxy -- where they inhabit the bodies of two people persecuted by the followers of an evil religion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Avalon (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Avalon (1)"
An Air Force pilot attempts to reassemble SG-1 after they have gone their separate ways. An old "friend" arrives on Earth asking for Daniels help in finding an ancient treasure -- and she wont take no for an answer.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Ripple Effect Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "Ripple Effect"
Multiple SG-1s show up at Stargate Command, leading the "real" team to conclude that they have each been inadvertantly displaced from different parallel realities.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Ties That Bind Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "The Ties That Bind"
Jackson and Mitchell must join Vala on an interplanetary scavenger hunt when they learn that they are still bound together by an alien energy field.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Off the Grid Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Off the Grid"
SG-1 is captured after a deal with the Lucian Alliance goes bad ... and the planets Stargate goes missing. Meanwhile, a former System Lord attempts to rebuild his empire.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Origin (3) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Origin (3)"
Daniel comes face to face with the Ori, a fiery race of beings who demand the worship of mortals. Elsewhere, Stargate Command encounters the first Ori missionary in our galaxy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Powers That Be Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "The Powers That Be"
SG-1 visits a world whose people once worshipped Vala as a god -- and demand that she stand trial when she confesses to manipulating them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Babylon Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "Babylon"
Colonel Mitchell is injured in a skirmish with a warrior from a mythic tribe of rebel Jaffa, and is trained in their fighting techniques only so that he may engage in a ritual battle to the death.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Ascension Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Ascension"
An alien being is smitten with Carter and follows her back to Earth. It assumes a human form and pursues a relationship with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
48 Hours Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "48 Hours"
Disaster strikes the Stargate, trapping Tealc in transit. SG-1 must turn to Russia -- and to their enemies -- for help.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Rite of Passage Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Rite of Passage"
Cassandra mysteriously falls ill, sending SG-1 back to her home planet -- where they uncover a dark Goauld secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Last Stand (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Last Stand (2)"
Dr. Jacksons undercover mission to a Goauld summit is complicated by the arrival of a surprise guest. The rest of the team face a full-scale invasion of the Tokra homeworld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Proving Ground Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "Proving Ground"
SG-1 trains a team of raw cadets, and Colonel ONeill is forced to take them into a real-life battle situation when he learns of a possible alien incursion at the SGC.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Tomb Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "The Tomb"
SG-1 teams with a Russian unit when one of their Stargate teams goes missing in a mysterious alien ziggurat.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Summit (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Summit (1)"
The Tokra war with the Goauld escalates, and the rebel faction sends Daniel Jackson to a secret meeting between the System Lords.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Enemies (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Enemies (2)"
SG-1 finds themselves stranded in a crippled ship in a distant galaxy -- with Apophis threatening to destroy them. Tealc is brainwashed and made loyal to Apophis once again.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Wormhole X-Treme! Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Wormhole X-Treme!"
An alien ship approaches Earth, sending SG-1 to an old friend for some answers -- where they discover that Martin Lloyd has created a TV show about the Stargate program.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Between Two Fires Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Between Two Fires"
The Tollan offer Earth advanced weapons technology, prompting a secret investigation on Tollana -- one that leads to a startling discovery.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Beast of Burden Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Beast of Burden"
SG-1 discovers a civilization that uses Unas as slave labor, and attempt to liberate Daniels friend, Chaka.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Warrior Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "The Warrior"
A charismatic Jaffa leader seeks to forge an alliance between Earth and his rebel followers, winning the allegiance of Tealc and Bratac.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Red Sky Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Red Sky"
SG-1 discovers that their recent trip through the Stargate may have inadvertently doomed an entire civilization.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Sentinel Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "The Sentinel"
SG-1 must turn to a pair of convicted criminals to save a world from annihilation by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
2001 Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "2001"
SG-1 encounters a potential new, technologically advanced ally in the war against the Goauld -- though they do not know the Aschens dark secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Desperate Measures Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "Desperate Measures"
When Carter goes missing, ONeill teams up with Col. Maybourne again to free her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Threshold (3) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "Threshold (3)"
His mind altered by Apophis, Tealc must undergo a ritual that takes him to the edge of death itself, in order for him to rediscover who he is.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Menace Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "Menace"
SG-1 encounters a young woman with the ability to control Replicators, and who may hold the key to the salvation of the Asgard.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Revelations Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 22 - "Revelations"
SG-1 must come to the rescue of their once-powerful allies when the Goauld attack a secret Asgard laboratory.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Fifth Man Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "The Fifth Man"
ONeill and Lieutenant Tyler are ambushed by Goauld forces and trapped behind enemy lines -- while the rest of their team discover they dont know who Tyler is.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Fail Safe Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Fail Safe"
Earth finds itself threatened by something even larger than the Goauld when the team learns that an asteroid is on a collision course with the planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Meridian Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 21 - "Meridian"
Daniel Jackson is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation while visiting an alien civilization that is building a weapon of mass destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Cor-Ai Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Cor-Ai"
Tealc must stand trial for a crime committed while he served as first prime of Apophis when a villager on an alien world identifies him as the Jaffa who killed his father.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Cold Lazarus Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Cold Lazarus"
During an off-world assignment, Jack is struck down by energy from a blue crystal... which creates a duplicate of him that returns to Earth in Jacks place.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Enigma Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Enigma"
The SG-1 team rescues a group of advanced humans from a planet near destruction, and must find a new home for the refugees before the Pentagon gets their hands on them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Solitudes Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Solitudes"
Colonel ONeill and Captain Carter are separated from Jackson and Tealc during a Stargate journey, and are trapped on a desolate ice world with no way of escape.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Brief Candle Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Brief Candle"
SG-1 discovers a race of attractive people who age extremely rapidly. The situation becomes personal when ONeill begins to suffer from the same accelerated aging, and must live out the rest of his life on the planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Politics Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 21 - "Politics"
Senator Kinsey arrives at the SGC to investigate the program and determine whether the great drain on the U.S. budget is worthwhile, prompting the team to recall missions from the past year.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Tin Man Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "Tin Man"
The members of SG-1 arrive on P3X-989 and are knocked unconscious. They wake up and return to Earth only to find that they are not quite themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Singularity Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Singularity"
A mysterious affliction wipes out the entire population of a planet, plus an SG team -- except for one young girl. Carter befriends her, but learns that she is being used by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Nox Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "The Nox"
Pressed by the government to acquire new technologies, SG-1 is led to a world inhabited by a seemingly primative race. When Apophis arrives, SG-1 ambush him with disasterous consequences.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Fire and Water Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "Fire and Water"
Daniel is taken captive by an alien with a hidden agenda, while SG-1 is made to believe he is dead.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Thors Hammer Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Thors Hammer"
Tealc and ONeill are transported to an underground cage designed by the Asgard to protect an alien world from the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Enemy Within Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "The Enemy Within"
Major Kawalsky is possessed by a Goauld, and the SGC must find a way to remove it without killing him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Torment of Tantalus Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "The Torment of Tantalus"
SG-1 tracks down Catherine Langfords fiance, who took the first Stargate trip in 1945, and discovers an ancient meeting hall that may hold the secrets of the universe itself.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The First Commandment Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "The First Commandment"
SG-1 must stop a renegade Stargate commander, who has gone mad and set himself up as a god on an alien planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Bloodlines Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Bloodlines"
Tealc returns to Chulak to stop his people from implanting his son with a larval Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Children of the Gods (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Children of the Gods (1)"
When powerful aliens come through Earths Stargate, Colonel Jack ONeill returns to Abydos to retrieve Daniel Jackson, who has discovered that the alien transit system includes much more than the two planets.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Within the Serpents Grasp... Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 22 - "Within the Serpents Grasp"
SG-1 escapes through the Stargate before it is shut down, and learns that Daniels alternate reality vision is true: Apophis is moving to attack Earth from above. The team must stop Apophis and his son, Klorel, who inhabits the body of their friend Skaara.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
There But For the Grace... Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "There But For the Grace of God"
An alien artifact transports Daniel to an alternate reality, where he is not a part of the Stargate program and the Goauld -- led by Tealc -- are invading Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Hathor Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "Hathor"
The banished Goauld Hathor is found in an ancient sarcophagus Earth, and takes over the S.G.C. with hopes of raising a new army against the System Lords.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Emancipation Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "Emancipation"
An alien civilization is forced to reconsider their views on women when Carter rebels against their social customs.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Broca Divide Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "The Broca Divide"
Members of SG-1 become infected with an alien virus that turns them into primitive beings. Dr. Fraiser must find a cure to save the team and the alien population from whom it was contracted.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Memento Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Memento"
Prometheus is forced to land on an alien world, where the local Stargate is the teams only chance of returning home -- though the local population believe the gate to be a myth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Other Guys Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "The Other Guys"
When SG-1 is captured by the Goauld, a pair of scientists mount a rescue operation ... whether theyre wanted or not.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Frozen Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "Frozen"
SG-1 investigates the discovery of a woman frozen in the ice in Antarctica, who may be a link to the gate builders. A mysterious disease threatens to kill everyone at the research base.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Changeling Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "The Changeling"
A near-death trial causes Tealc to imagine his life as very different from the one he knows, where he is a normal person living on Earth -- until he can no longer distinguish reality.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Cure Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Cure"
An alien world offers Earth a medicine with the power to cure any illness -- but the hidden price may be too high to pay.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Metamorphosis Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "Metamorphosis"
SG-1 attempts to save a planets inhabitants from Nirrtis genetic experimentation, but find themselves to be her next victims.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Prophecy Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 21 - "Prophecy"
The team finds an impoverished world enslaved by a Goauld underlord, but their plans to free it may be compromised when Jonas experiences unexplained visions of the future.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Shadow Play Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Shadow Play"
Jonas people ask Earth for military aide in an impending war with their rival nations, but his former mentor offers another solution: a resistance movement ready for a coup.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Abyss Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Abyss"
ONeill is captured and tortured by the Goauld, and must rely on an old friend to survive.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Nightwalkers Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Nightwalkers"
Carter, Tealc and Jonas investigate the death of a scientist with connections to the Goauld, and find a small town whose citizens harbor a dark secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Sight Unseen Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "Sight Unseen"
The team returns to Earth with a piece of technology that allows them to see alien creatures everywhere, and must attempt to contain the problem when it spreads beyond the base.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Descent Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Descent"
SG-1 boards an abandoned Goauld mothership that has mysteriously arrived in Earths orbit, and must escape the doomed vessel when it crashes into the ocean.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Forsaken Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Forsaken"
When the team finds a crashed ship on another planet, their efforts to help the crew effect repairs are hindered by a group of aliens.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Smoke & Mirrors Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "Smoke & Mirrors"
Colonel ONeill is charged with the murder of Senator Kinsey, and the rest of the team must uncover a conspiracy in order to clear his name.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Redemption (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "Redemption (2)"
Carter must find a way to save Earth from total destruction at the hands of the Goauld, who have turned the Stargate into a doomsday bomb. Ryac joins his father on a mission to destroy the Goauld weapon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Allegiance Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Allegiance"
Tensions rise between the Tokra and rebel Jaffa at the S.G.C.s offworld base when they are attacked by an invisible enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Paradise Lost Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "Paradise Lost"
Colonel ONeill is trapped on an alien planet with Maybourne, and must fight to stay alive as his companion becomes increasingly paranoid.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Disclosure Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Disclosure"
General Hammond and the Pentagon reveal the existence of the Stargate to other world governments, and must defend the fact that the program is operated by the United States military.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Full Circle Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 22 - "Full Circle"
SG-1 is called to defend the people of Abydos from the Goauld once again when they learn that Anubis, in search of a powerful device, is about to attack.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Unnatural Selection (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "Unnatural Selection (2)"
The team is called into battle unexpectedly when the Asgard homeworld is overrun by Replicators -- which have evolved into a startling new form.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Redemption (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "Redemption (1)"
Tragedy reunites Tealc with his son, who blames him for the death of his mother. ONeill and Carter launch a risky plan with untested technology when Earth comes under attack by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Prometheus (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "Prometheus (1)"
A news reporter threatens to expose a top-secret military project, but when Carter and Jonasgive her a tour of the X-303, they discover that she is a pawn in a much larger plot.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Bane Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 10 - "Bane"
Tealc is infected with deadly venom from a giant insect, and begins a terrible transformation. When he escapes the S.G.C., SG-1 must find him before Colonel Maybourne does.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Spirits Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 13 - "Spirits"
SG-1 finds a planet inhabited by Native American Indians, protected by spirits who are actually advanced alien shapeshifters.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Fifth Race Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 15 - "The Fifth Race"
ONeill becomes the unwilling receptacle for a library of alien knowledge.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Gamekeeper Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 4 - "The Gamekeeper"
SG-1 is imprisoned in a virtual reality realm and forced to relive the worst moments of their lives over and over.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Prisoners Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 3 - "Prisoners"
SG-1 is put on trial and exiled to a prison world, where a woman maintains a strange control over her fellow prisoners.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Message in a Bottle Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 7 - "Message in a Bottle"
SG-1 discovers an ancient artifact that takes ONeill and the S.G.C. hostage.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Thors Chariot Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 6 - "Thors Chariot"
SG-1 returns to Cimmeria, and finds that without protection from the Asgard the planet has been invaded by the Goauld.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Need Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 5 - "Need"
Jackson becomes addicted to the effects of a Goauld sarcophagus, and falls for the planets manipulative princess.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Serpents Lair Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 1 - "The Serpents Lair"
With SG-1 trapped on Klorels ship, it seems that Earth is doomed as the Pyramid Ships prepare to destroy Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Show and Tell Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 20 - "Show and Tell"
A young boy arrives through the Stargate, and warns of plot by invisible aliens to kill all of the human race in order to rob the Goauld of potential hosts.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Secrets Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 9 - "Secrets"
Jackson discovers that his wife has returned to Abydos, and is nine months pregnant with the son of Apophis. ONeill must keep the secret of the Stargate program from being uncovered.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
A Matter of Time Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 16 - "A Matter of Time"
After gating to a world on the edge of a black hole, the S.G.C. cannot disengage the Stargate. All of Earth becomes endangered by the time-distorting gravity field.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Out of Mind Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 22 - "Out of Mind"
ONeill, Carter and Jackson awaken from stasis in what appears to be the S.G.C. -- almost 80 years in the future.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Tokra (2) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 12 - "The Tokra (2)"
While SG-1 tries to form an alliance with the Tokra, a spy betrays the rebels to the Goauld. Jacob Carter finds that the Tokra may be his only hope of survival
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
One False Step Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 19 - "One False Step"
A group of primitive aliens begin to fall deathly ill after SG-1 arrives.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
In the Line of Duty Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 2 - "In the Line of Duty"
Carter is possessed by a Goauld who claims to be an enemy of the System Lords.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Serpents Song Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 18 - "Serpents Song"
Apophis, SG-1s greatest enemy, seeks sanctuary from Sokar and ends up near death in the S.G.C. infirmiry.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Touchstone Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 14 - "Touchstone"
SG-1 is accused of stealing an important weather-controlling device, sending a primative planet into chaos. The team discovers that Earths second Stargate is being misused.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Holiday Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 17 - "Holiday"
SG-1 discovers an elderly man known for developing technology to fight the Goauld. Daniel is tricked into switching bodies with the man, Machello, who believes he is "owed" for all the good he has done.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
1969 Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 21 - "1969"
A cosmic accident causes SG-1 to be sent back 30 years into Earths past, where they must locate the Stargate and find a way home.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
Family Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 8 - "Family"
The SG-1 team attempt to rescue Tealcs son, who has been kidnapped and brainwashed by Apophis. Tealc learns disturbing news about his wife.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate SG-1
The Tokra (1) Stargate SG-1 Stargate SG-1
Episode 11 - "The Tokra (1)"
SG-1 locates the Tokra, a Goauld resistence movement who oppose the System Lords, and attempt to form an alliance. Jacob Carters cancer brings him near death.
Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episodes 3 & 4 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 3 - "Episodes 3 & 4"
Collinson sends Porter undercover to Zimbabwe on a mission to break a former British soldier who was involved in a political assassination out of a high-security Harare jail.
Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episodes 1 & 2 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 1 - "Episodes 1 & 2"
Still haunted by the memory of a disastrous Special Forces mission which he led in 2003, John Porter is given an opportunity to redeem himself by returning to Iraq to rescue a kidnapped TV reporter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episodes 5 & 6 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 5 - "Episodes 5 & 6"
When a hacker interferes with air support causing a British missile to hit American forces, Porter is assigned the mission to find the man responsible, a former guidance engineer who was dismissed from the army. However, Porter is kidnapped and taken to a Taliban camp.
Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episode 5 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
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Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episode 4 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
After Scott passes Connollys test, they brief him on the plan to break into a secure facility, but will only tell Scott that he is to override the security system. They give him the hard drive they stole from the armored car heist that houses the security information.
Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episode 2 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Section 20 learn that Latif has bigger plans, as the terrorists find a weapons scientist in the hotel. Scott and Stoneridge believe Section 20 is compromised.
Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episode 3 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
The team follow one of Latifs associated to Cape Town, South Africa that leads them to an armoured car robbery.
Added on September 21, 2011
Strike Back
Episode 1 Strike Back Strike Back
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Porter is kidnapped by Latif, a Pakistani terrorist. Section 20 appoints Michael Stonebridge (Winchester) to find Damian Scott (Sullivan) in Kuala Lumpur, as only he and Porter are the only people who can identify Latif, to find and rescue Porter. They and Section 20 discover a plot for the terrorists to attack a hotel in India.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 4 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Duncan comes up with the idea that Belle finds a kinky client and she ends making an appointment with a man who likes to be kinky with food. Ben decides to end things with Jackie. Belle attempts to keep things professional with Duncan.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 5 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Belle has to remind herself that she cant be a prostitute and have a relationship. Bambi and Byron seem to proving her theory wrong though.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 8 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
As Bambi is about to get married she drops a bombshell on Belle which sees her world being turned upside down. Ben looks like being the only man Belle can rely on.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 1 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Belles life is getting more complicated as she tries to juggle three different identities - an escort, an author, and Hannah, the real girl. A disguised Belle attends the launch of her book, but her confidence is knocked by hearing criticism first-hand. Her handsome editor Duncan reassures her that she has what it takes to be a writer, but Bambi and Ben have issues of their own with the book. And there is a surprise in store at home.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 3 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Belle is encouraged by Duncan to find out what really turns her clients on. Belle soon finds herself finding it hard to separate business from pleasure. When Bambi sees Byron again she promises to be more professional this time. Her relationship with Ben causes Belle to fall out with Jackie.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 2 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Belle tries to explain away the tools of her trade to her sister Jackie, which leads to a trip to a fetish club. But is it a wise idea to unleash Jackies libido? Meanwhile, Bambi goes on her first appointment with a young and aristocratic client, and finds herself in danger of falling for him. Belle asks Duncan for help with her writers block.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 6 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Belle has to act like villain in a James Bond role play booking with a client. Belle and Duncan run into the client whilst they are later out on a date together.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 7 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
Belle decides to book a male escort so she can find out what it is like to be a client. One of Bambis customers isnt all he seems.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 2 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Belle struggles after the reality of being a girlfriend, a chaperon and a high-class escort hit home, and when she meets Bens mother there is an even bigger shock in store for her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 7 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
Belle has a vampire as client. Hannah and Ben still fight and are tempted by new partners.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 6 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Belle returns from America to find Charlotte running the business. Furthermore Poppy has climbed into bed with Ben,giving Belle the wrong idea. She immerses herself in work,pleasuring a Japanese client who likes wrestling as well as winning back star client David from Charlotte. She also wins back Ben after Poppy admits he was innocent but this leads to him accusing Belle of double standards.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 8 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
Belle fins herself in turmoil after Ben asks her to give up her job. She finds her life further complicated with Harry being around and one of her clients who looks familiar.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 1 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Belle has a lot on her plate as she mulls over a new business proposition, deals with an uninvited house guest and copes with a challenging client. Meanwhile, she still has not answered the all-important question of whether she should commit to a relationship with her best friend Ben. Her life has never been so complicated.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 3 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Belles ability to separate work from pleasure is tested when she meets an alluring and dangerous new client. Meanwhile, Poppys curiosity gets the better of her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 5 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Belle travels to New York City to oversee production of the movie based off of her books, but thing dont go as she expects.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 4 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Belle tries to help Poppy come to terms with the recent revelations, but Poppy has other ideas. A cruel trick by dominatrix Charlotte leaves Belle holding the baby.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 2 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Belle is invited to the most prestigious adult party in the country, however her client doesnt want to join the action. So she tries to get rid of him just to engage with a couple she just met - however her personal life gets in conflict with that.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 7 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
Belle has a couple as clients who want a foursome, so Belle has to find a man to help out. Belles problem: she doesnt have that many friends she could ask for such a favor.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 1 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Meet Belle, a high-priced high-class prostitute who describes her life and her adventures. She meets with her clients and runs into some problems when she breaks her own rules.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 3 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
One of Belles favourite clients has booked her for the entire night. However she feels bored when her client falls asleep and searches for a new adventure.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 5 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Belle works for her favorite client together with another girl. When he dumps her for the new girl shes upset and calls Ben. He is still struggling from finding out about her secret identity.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 6 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
For once Belle might end up with a nice guy instead of a client. But will it work when Belle meets a guy and not Hannah?
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 4 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
When a client, who is also her accountant, asks her to experiment with S&M, even Belles eyes are opened!Hannahs best friend, Ben, suddenly springs on her the fact that he is getting married.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 8 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
Belle is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to become more than just a regular prostitute. However what effect will her career change have on her life?
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 7 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
Belles night of passion with Ben has only confirmed to her that she needs to make a go of her relationship with Alex. She begs him to try again, ditches all her call girl paraphernalia and gets a job as a temp.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 1 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
When Belle is spotted with a politician, a journalist tries to blackmail her. And then theres Bambi, a girl who wants to become a high class escort as well.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 2 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Bambi runs into some trouble at work and Belle is considering her future, but first she agrees to go on a date with Alex.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 5 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
So its decided. Today is the day that Belle will finally come clean and tell Alex what she does for a living. She cant face lying to the man she loves any longer. The results are explosive.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 3 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Belle struggles with having a relationship. If that wouldnt be enough already, she runs into trouble at work as well when the wife of a client shows up.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 4 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Belle has a professional crisis. During a disastrous threesome with Bambi and a flashy nightclub owner, Belle freezes. She just cant go through with it. Why? She meets up with Ben and spells it out - she is in love with Alex. How can she ever work again?
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 8 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
In the series finale, Bells is contacted by her old Madame for one last job. The client is adamant to have Belle and is willing to pay a high sum for her services. Meanwhile, Hannah has no luck in finding a job, and Ben tries to convince her to write about her experience.
Added on September 21, 2011
Secret Diary Of A Call...
Episode 6 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Belle is filling her days - and nights - with work as she tries to get over breaking up with Alex. So shes only too ready to accept an invitation to a sex party at a remote country manor house but then things turn nasty.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Doctors Orders Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 16 - "Doctors Orders"
The fate of Enterprise is in Dr. Phloxs hands as the rest of the crew must be induced into a coma in order to survive a trans-dimensional disturbance.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Azati Prime Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 18 - "Azati Prime"
Archer sets out on a suicide mission to destroy the Xindi superweapon as Enterprise faces a brutal attack.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Impulse Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 5 - "Impulse"
When Enterprise responds to a distress call from a Vulcan ship stranded in the Delphic Expanse, Archer and his boarding team are attacked by insane zombie-like Vulcans.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Harbinger Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 15 - "Harbinger"
As Archer tries to unravel the mystery of a rescued alien, long-simmering feelings explode among his senior officers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Damage Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 19 - "Damage"
While dissension among Xindi ranks festers, Enterprise tries to recover from a devastating attack.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Anomaly Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 2 - "Anomaly"
Enterprise starts experiencing effects of the spatial distortions pervading the Delphic Expanse, and falls victim to predatory aliens.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Extinction Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 3 - "Extinction"
On a mission to investigate an abandoned Xindi vessel on a jungle planet, Archer, Reed and Hoshi succumb to a virus that mutates them into a primal life form.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Stratagem Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 14 - "Stratagem"
Archer finds himself face-to-face with Degra, the designer of the Xindi superweapon, and tries to get him to reveal its location.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Proving Ground Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 13 - "Proving Ground"
An Andorian ship led by Commander Shran arrives in the Delphic Expanse to help Enterprise hone in on the Xindi super-weapon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
The Xindi Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 1 - "The Xindi"
Captain Archer and his crew set out to gain information about the mysterious and antagonistic Xindi race.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Exile Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 6 - "Exile"
A powerful telepath makes contact with Hoshi and offers to help Enterprise find the Xindi ... for a price.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Hatchery Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 17 - "Hatchery"
Archer goes to extreme lengths to save an abandoned nest of Xindi-Insectoid eggs ready to hatch.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
The Forgotten Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 20 - "The Forgotten"
Two high-ranking Xindi offer to stop the launch of their superweapon if Archer can prove theyve been manipulated. Meanwhile, the crew mourns their lost mates.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Zero Hour Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 24 - "Zero Hour"
Archer puts his life on the line in a risky gambit to intercept the Xindi superweapon and disarm it from within.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
The Shipment Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 7 - "The Shipment"
Archer, Reed and Major Hayes infiltrate a Xindi-Sloth industrial colony to learn more about the weapon of mass destruction that will be used against Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Countdown Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 23 - "Countdown"
With help from Xindi allies, the Enterprise crew attempts to stop the arming of the Weapon aimed toward Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
The Council Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 22 - "The Council"
Archer and Hoshi stand before the Xindi Council as TPol and Reed lead a team into the heart of a Sphere.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
North Star Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 9 - "North Star"
When a settlement of humans living a 19th-century Western lifestyle is discovered on a Delphic Expanse planet, Archer and crew set out to learn how they got there.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Chosen Realm Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 12 - "Chosen Realm"
Religious zealots hijack Enterprise to use it as a weapon against the enemies of their faith.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Twilight Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 8 - "Twilight"
A spatial distortion leaves Archer unable to form any new long-term memories. Years in the future, he wakes up one morning and is stunned to learn the outcome of the human-Xindi conflict.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
E Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 21 - "E"
An attempt to use a Xindi subspace corridor leads the Enterprise crew to a bizarre encounter with their own descendants.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Similitude Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 10 - "Similitude"
When Trip suffers a catastrophic injury, his only hope for survival is a transplant from a "mimetic symbiont" which Phlox grows from one of his exotic creatures.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Carpenter Street Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 11 - "Carpenter Street"
Archer and TPol travel back in time to 2004 Detroit to stop a Xindi plot.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Rajiin Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 4 - "Rajiin"
The NX-01 gets closer to a showdown with the Xindi when Captain Archer takes on an enigmatic passenger: a beautiful slave named Rajiin.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Babel One (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 12 - "Babel One (1)"
Enterprise journeys to Babel with a Tellarite ambassador on board for peace talks with the Andorians, when a distress call from Shran is received.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Home Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 3 - "Home"
Once the NX-01 finally returns to Earth, the weary crewmen face repercussions of their journeys, both positive and negative.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
In a Mirror, Darkly (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 18 - "In a Mirror, Darkly (1)"
In the mirror universe, Commander Archer mutinies against Captain Forrest in order to capture a future Earth ship found in Tholian space.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Affliction (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 15 - "Affliction (1)"
While Enterprise visits Earth for the launch of Columbia, Phlox is kidnapped and forced to help the Klingons deal with a grave threat toward their species.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Cold Station 12 (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 5 - "Cold Station 12 (2)"
Arik Soong leads his band of Augments to a medical facility where hundreds of genetically enhanced embryos are still stored, intending to retrieve them and bring them to life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
The Aenar (3) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 14 - "The Aenar (3)"
Archer visits Shrans icy homeworld to find an Andorian subspecies called the Aenar, to determine their connection to the marauder destroying ships in the region.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Bound Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 17 - "Bound"
As a gift for negotiating with the Orion Syndicate, Captain Archer receives three Orion Slave Girls.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Terra Prime (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 21 - "Terra Prime (2)"
A human isolationist leader threatens to destroy Starfleet Command unless all aliens leave Earth immediately.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Borderland (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 4 - "Borderland (1)"
When genetic supermen left over from the Eugenics Wars hijack a Klingon ship, Archer must rely on their creator, the criminal Dr. Arik Soong, to help hunt them down.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Storm Front (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 1 - "Storm Front (1)"
Archer and the NX-01 find themselves in Earths past, with events of World War II altered by the Temporal Cold War.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Demons (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 20 - "Demons (1)"
A xenophobic faction of humanity threatens to undermine talks to form a new coalition of planets.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
These Are the Voyages... Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 22 - "These Are the Voyages..."
Six years in the future, an emotional Captain Archer and the crew return to Earth to face the decommission of Enterprise and signing of the Federation charter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Daedalus Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 10 - "Daedalus"
The inventor of the transporter, Emory Erickson, comes aboard Enterprise for a risky experiment.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
The Augments (3) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 6 - "The Augments (3)"
In defiance of their "father," Arik Soongs Augments devise a heinous plot against the Klingons which will surely lead to interstellar war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
United (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 13 - "United (2)"
Archer tries to unify the Andorians, Tellarites and Vulcans in a plan to capture a marauder ship threatening to destabilize the region.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
The Forge (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 7 - "The Forge (1)"
Earths embassy on Vulcan is bombed, and the ensuing investigation puts Archer and TPol on the trail of a Vulcan religious faction hiding in a treacherous desert.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Observer Effect Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 11 - "Observer Effect"
Non corporeal aliens study the Enterprise crew as they respond to a fatal viral infection brought on board from an away mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Storm Front (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 2 - "Storm Front (2)"
With Siliks help, Archer hones in on the temporal operative who altered Earths past and threatens to destroy all of time.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
In a Mirror, Darkly (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 19 - "In a Mirror, Darkly (2)"
In the mirror universe, Archer commandeers the 23rd-century Defiant from the Tholians and uses it in a nefarious power grab.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
KirShara (3) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 9 - "KirShara (3)"
Archer, TPol and TPau attempt to bring the KirShara an artifact believed to contain Suraks original writings to the Vulcan capital, as the NX-01 gets involved in a Vulcan-Andorian military clash.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Divergence (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 16 - "Divergence (2)"
With Columbias help, the Enterprise crew grapples with sabotage to their ship as they pursue the truth behind the kidnapping of Phlox.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Awakening (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 8 - "Awakening (2)"
Archer and TPol encounter the Syrrannites, a radical group hiding in the Vulcan desert, while the NX-01 crew contends with Vulcan power ploys.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Oasis Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 20 - "Oasis"
While exploring a crashed vessel on a desolate planet, the Enterprise crew is haunted by some ghostly figures, and they encounter an alien race that has survived despite insurmountable odds. Trip helps repair their derelict vessel and is befriended by Liana, an attractive humanoid alien who develops feelings for him.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek Enterprise
Strange New World Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 4 - "Strange New World"
When the Enterprise investigates an uninhabited planet that turns out to be far more dangerous than expected. The crew members that visit the planet are infected by an alien pollen that induces hallucinations and paranoia.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Terra Nova Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 6 - "Terra Nova"
The Enterprise crew alters course to investigate the mystery of Terra Nova, a legendary Earth colony whose inhabitants mysteriously disappeared decades ago. But when they arrive, they confront descendents of the colonists who have become more alien than Archer could ever have imagined.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Broken Bow (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 1 - "Broken Bow (1)"
The Enterprise, under Captain Jonathan Archer, sets off on its maiden voyage with a mission to return a wounded Klingon to his people.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Silent Enemy Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 12 - "Silent Enemy"
When Enterprise is attacked by an unidentified enemy ship, the crew must work frantically to get their new phase canons to operate. Meanwhile, Archer realizes that no one knows Reed well enough to give him a personalized birthday gift.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Acquisition Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 19 - "Acquisition"
The Enterprise encounters Ferengi pirates who use gas to knock out the crew and look for treasures on the Enterprise. But they havent counted on Tucker, who happens to be in the decon chamber and avoids the gas, and attempts to win back the ship from the pirates.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Andorian Incident Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 7 - "The Andorian Incident"
The Enterprise crew pays a friendly visit to an ancient Vulcan spiritual sanctuary, despite TPols concerns that her human colleagues will be an awkward and disruptive presence there. Upon landing, they discover that the monastery has been forcibly taken over by the Andorians, a paranoid and highly excitable race of aliens with a long history of conflict with the Vulcans. Archer soon discovers that the Enterprise crew has gotten in the middle of an interstellar Pandoras Box and now must find a way out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sleeping Dogs Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 14 - "Sleeping Dogs"
When Enterprise comes across a wounded Klingon vessel, TPol, Hoshi and Reed take a shuttlepod down to investigate. There they are ambushed by a hostile female Klingon who hijacks the shuttlepod, leaving the Enterprise crewmembers dangerously stranded aboard the Klingon vessel. Now its up to Archer to take the Klingon under guard and enlist her help in rescuing his crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Breaking the Ice Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 8 - "Breaking the Ice"
A Vulcan starship interferes with Archers probe of an oversized comet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fortunate Son Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 10 - "Fortunate Son"
The Enterprise crew is dispatched by Starfleet Command to assist Fortunate, a human freight vessel that has been attacked by Nausicaan pirates. On arriving, they are surprised to find that Fortunates crew is resistant to Archers efforts to help them and determined to seek revenge against their attackers, no matter what the repercussions.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dear Doctor Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 13 - "Dear Doctor"
The crew discovers a new planet with two races, one in desperate need of medical and scientific assistance. In the course of trying to help, Dr. Phlox recalls his own Denobulan past to address the ethical dilemmas that arise in the present.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two Days and Two Nights Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 25 - "Two Days and Two Nights"
When the crew takes shore leave on the famous pleasure planet of Risa, Archer has a mysterious encounter with an alien woman; Hoshi has a surprising romantic rendezvous; Mayweather has a rock-climbing accident; and Trip and Reed go clubbing only to end the evening as unwitting victims of robbery. Meanwhile, Phlox stays on board the Enterprise with TPol to take his annual 48-hour hibernation and exhibits some uncharacteristic oddities when they have to wake him up after an injured crew member returns from shore leave.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Unexpected Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 5 - "Unexpected"
When Trip is dispatched to assist an alien ship with its power source problems, he is delighted to have a friendly encounter with one of the ships female engineers. But after discovering that their special moment has resulted in his becoming pregnant, he realizes hes had an unwitting experience with alien sex. Archer and his crew must then try and return the rapidly growing alien baby to its mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Desert Crossing Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 24 - "Desert Crossing"
When Archer and Trip are invited to a desert-like planet by an alien leader, after they help fix his ship, discover he is a terrorist who has lured them onto his planet under false pretenses. Meanwhile, TPol, while in command, faces a tough decision when she cannot locate Archer and Trip in the desert.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shockwave (1) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 26 - "Shockwave (1)"
Starfleet orders Enterprise to return home when the crew seemingly causes the destruction of an alien planet they were exploring. Archer is visited by former crew member Daniels, who traveled through time to warn him that the Suliban are trying to sabotage Enterprises mission, and the two travel through time to try to thwart the Sulibans plans.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Detained Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 21 - "Detained"
While exploring a planet, Archer and Mayweather enter a ""military zone"" and are detained in an internment prison by an alien race called Tandarans, who are at war with the Suliban. While the Enterprise crews previous encounters with the Suliban have been disastrous, Archer and Mayweather find themselves sharing a cell with some Suliban detainees who they believe may be wrongly imprisoned.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shuttlepod One Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 16 - "Shuttlepod One"
Tucker and Reed set out on a mission in a shuttlepod, as Enterprise is busy investigating an asteroid field. Disaster strikes while the pair are away, leaving the shuttlepod damaged and the warp drive inoperable. They manage to make it back to the rendezvous coordinates only to discover Enterprise was apparently destroyed when it crashed into an asteroid. With the ship seemingly no more, the pair are left abandoned in the middle of nowhere with only a few days of air remaining.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Vox Sola Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 22 - "Vox Sola"
A strange, symbiotic alien creature boards the Enterprise capturing a few of the crew members, including Archer and Trip, and cocoons them in its web feeding off their bodies to survive. With the captured crewmembers lives in jeopardy, Hoshi, under TPols command, faces her biggest challenge by trying to find a way to communicate with the lifeform in order to return it to its home planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fallen Hero Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 23 - "Fallen Hero"
The Enterprise is sent to the planet Mazar to pick up a Vulcan ambassador expelled for misconduct.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fight or Flight Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 3 - "Fight or Flight"
As they continue their deep space exploration, the Enterprise crew comes across an alien ship where they discover 15 humanoid corpses that seem to have been part of a scientific experiment. The horrific sight inspires Hoshi to panic and demand a return to Earth, but Archer insists on continuing the mission and finding out more about the abandoned dead. Trouble comes calling when the aliens that were conducting the gruesome experiments return and begin attacking Captain Archer and his team.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Civilization Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 9 - "Civilization"
Captain Archer and the crew discover a fully inhabited, civilized though less advanced Earth-like planet. Disguised to look like its inhabitants, they pay the planet an exploratory visit where they learn that a pernicious illness is afflicting the local population. As Archer seeks to help them find the maladys source, he finds himself in a close encounter with a comely female alien.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shadows of PJem Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 15 - "Shadows of PJem"
Archer and the crew are disappointed to discover that TPol has been ordered by the Vulcan High Command to leave Enterprise -and equally frustrated at her seeming indifference to leaving their ranks. TPols last mission as a Starfleet officer, however, proves eventful when she and Archer are kidnapped by a militant faction on an alien planet. However, aid comes to them in the form of the Andorians: their leader, Shran, still owes Archer a debt (from the events of ""The Andorian Incident""). It turns out the Vulcans are covertly backing the ruling faction on the planet, while the Andorians are aiding the freedom fighters. With the help of the Andorians, Malcolm and Trip rescue Archer and TPol over the objections of the local Vulcan ship, and Shran considers his debt to Archer repaid.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rogue Planet Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 18 - "Rogue Planet"
While exploring an uncharted planet, Enterprise crew members encounter a group of aliens who are hunting down indigenous creatures for recreation. During their exploration, Archer is mesmerized by visions of a woman desperately attempting to communicate with him. The womans ethereal distress signal informs Archer that she and others like her are actually the prey of the alien hunters. Heeding her call, Archer levels the playing field against the alien hunters.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fusion Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 17 - "Fusion"
The Enterprise encounters a group of Vulcan civilians who have split off from the normal way of Vulcan life in an effort to explore their emotions. TPol is disturbed by the new visitors and warns the Captain that all attempts in the past to integrate Vulcan emotions into their lives has proven disasterous. Meanwhile a message from Admiral Forrest leaves the Captain with the difficult task of trying to convince one of the visiting Vulcans to call home to speak with his dying father.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cold Front Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 11 - "Cold Front"
When the Enterprise comes in contact with an alien vessel transporting stargazers to observe a spectacular stellar event, Archer invites them aboard the ship not realizing that Silik, a Suliban enemy, is among them. Archer quickly realizes that Silik is engaged in a nefarious time-travelling mission and must stop him before he can tamper with the course of history.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Crossing Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 18 - "The Crossing"
Noncorporeal aliens possess the bodies of the Enterprise crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stigma Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 14 - "Stigma"
Enterprise visits a planet where an Interspecies Medical Exchange conference is being held. Dr. Phlox tries to obtain research on a terminal disease from the Vulcan contingency, without revealing TPol has been infected by it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Communicator Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 8 - "The Communicator"
Archer and Reed return to a pre-warp society, that is on the verge of war, to recover a lost communicator from an undercover survey mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Catwalk Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 12 - "The Catwalk"
When a lethal neutronic storm approaches faster than Enterprise can escape, the crew take shelter in the maintenance shafts inside the warp nacelles. They also provide refuge to a group of aliens, who arent exactly honest about themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shockwave (2) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 1 - "Shockwave (2)"
Daniels and Archer must find a way back to the 22nd century in order to make sure history plays out as it should. Meanwhile, on board Enterprise, the Suliban have taken over the ship, but Reed, Trip, and TPol formulate a plan to eject the aliens.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cogenitor Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 22 - "Cogenitor"
The Enterprise crew makes first contact with the Vissians, a species with three genders. Trip meets one of the species third gender, known as Cogenitor, and learns how badly Vissians treat all Cogenitors. Trip attempts to help the Cogenitor, even though it interferes with Vissian culture.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Seventh Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 7 - "The Seventh"
Archer, Mayweather and TPol travel to an arctic world to apprehend a fugitive, when TPol is contacted by Vulcan High Command. The mission takes a dangerous turn when TPol begins having flashbacks that suggest the events she remembers about a former mission may not accurately relate to what happened.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead Stop Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 4 - "Dead Stop"
Suffering from damage inflicted in the Romulan minefield and unable to complete repairs on their own, Archer orders a distress call to be put out. A response leads Enterprise to a repair station, which surprisingly has no crew aboard it and is run by computer. Repairs on Enterprise are carried out quite efficiently and quickly, though the price for all this is much higher than the crew couldve guessed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Carbon Creek Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 2 - "Carbon Creek"
After Archer and Trip become curious about a visit she made to a Pennsylvania mining town called Carbon Creek, TPol explains to them that Vulcans actually had their first contact with humans in 1957. That year, a Vulcan ship crashed on Earth and three crew members survived, including TPols great grandmother. They pose as humans in Carbon Creek and take on jobs while waiting for rescue and soon find themselves becoming more involved with the towns residents.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Singularity Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 9 - "Singularity"
While Enterprise is surveying a black hole in a trinary star system, the stellar phenomenon causes strange effects on the crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Judgment Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 19 - "Judgment"
In a Klingon tribunal, Archer stands accused of aiding fugitives of the Empire and faces death if found guilty.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Regeneration Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 23 - "Regeneration"
The remnants of an alien ship and two frozen cybernetic bodies are uncovered in the arctic by a research team. These aliens soon thaw out and flee Earth, taking the research team with them. Starfleet orders Enterprise to find them, but the crew arent prepared for just how dangerous these aliens really are.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Future Tense Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 16 - "Future Tense"
The Enterprise crew find a small craft drifting in space and are surprised to find it contains a human corpse. More questions arise when the Suliban and Tholians make claims to the craft.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bounty Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 25 - "Bounty"
Archer learns the Klingons have put a price on his head when he is captured by a Tellarite bounty hunter. As Enterprise pursues, a virus causes TPol to go into premature Pon Farr.
Added on September 21, 2011
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First Flight Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 24 - "First Flight"
Archer tells TPol the story of when he and a rival named A.G. Robinson were in competition for breaking the Warp 2 barrier.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Canamar Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 17 - "Canamar"
Archer and Tucker are arrested and placed on a prisoner transport heading for a penal colony, Canamar. They wont have a chance to correct this error as one of inmates plots a takeover of the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dawn Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 13 - "Dawn"
During a solo test mission on Shuttlepod One, Trip is attacked by a territorial alien and forced to land on the night side of a moon. As he tries contacting Enterprise, he discovers his alien foe has made an emergency landing nearby. The two contend with each other as an extremely hot sun rises and threatens both their lives.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Minefield Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 3 - "Minefield"
When attempting to explore a new planet, Enterprise triggers a cloaked mine. While the crew deal with the resulting damage, its discovered another mine is stuck to the hull. During Reeds attempt to disarm it, a spike is driven into his leg, trapping him out there. While Archer goes out on the hull to help him, the rest of the crew learn they are in a minefield belonging to the Romulan Star Empire, who demand Enterprise leave or face destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marauders Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 6 - "Marauders"
In need of fuel, the Enterprise arrives at a Quonset mining colony for deuterium supplies. They discover that Klingons are forcing the colonists to give up all their deuterium. Archer and the rest of the crew work to train the colonists so they can fight back against the Klingons.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Horizon Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 20 - "Horizon"
Mayweather discovers his father has died and that things on his old home, the E.C.S. Horizon, have greatly changed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cease Fire Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 15 - "Cease Fire"
Both the Vulcans and the Andorians make a claim to a small planet and military conflict soon erupts. As the fighting goes on, the Vulcans announce they are willing to discuss cease fire terms. However, Imperial Guard officer Shran believes only Captain Archer can be trusted to mediate the situation, which drags the Enterprise crew into the tense situation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Night in Sickbay Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 5 - "A Night in Sickbay"
Archer spends a night in sickbay with Dr. Phlox after Porthos contracts a deadly virus on the Kreetassan homeworld. Crew members suspect Archers increased stress level is due to Porthos illness, but Dr. Phlox suspects it has to do with Archers repressed sexual tension.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Breach Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 21 - "The Breach"
When militants take over a world, the Enterprise crew move to evacuate Denobulan geologists that are deep underground. Meanwhile, Phlox has to save a dying Antaran that refuses treatment due to the history of their races.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Precious Cargo Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 11 - "Precious Cargo"
Trip boards an alien cargo vessel to help repair a stasis pod, which holds a beautiful woman in suspended animation. When the woman accidentally wakes up, she reveals shes not a passenger, but a prisoner.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Vanishing Point Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 10 - "Vanishing Point"
Hoshi experiences her first transporter experience and strange aftereffects lead her to believe she wasnt reassembled correctly.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Expanse Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Enterprise
Episode 26 - "The Expanse"
An alien race known as the Xindi launch an attack on Earth, causing great casualties and massive damage. As Enterprise heads back home, an unlikely source informs Archer about the Xindi and that their next attack will destroy Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Margaritaville South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Margaritaville"
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyones problems.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Coon South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "The Coon"
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of Mysterion and challenges the Coons place as a symbol for the town.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pee South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Pee"
Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.
Added on September 21, 2011
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W.T.F. South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "W.T.F."
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Ring South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "The Ring"
Thinking its his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The F Word South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "The F Word"
Everyone agrees theyve had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fatbeard South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Fatbeard"
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead Celebrities South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Dead Celebrities"
Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. Hes freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists wont leave Ike alone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fishsticks South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Fishsticks"
Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular its become until somebody tries to take all the credit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eat, Pray, Queef South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Eat, Pray, Queef"
Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didnt go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Butters Bottom Bitch South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Butters Bottom Bitch"
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pinewood Derby South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Pinewood Derby"
Randy is determined that Stan will win this years Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Whale Whores South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Whale Whores"
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stans big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dances With Smurfs South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Dances With Smurfs"
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementarys Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Guitar Queer-o South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Guitar Queer-o"
Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where theyre breaking high score records. It doesnt take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?
Added on September 21, 2011
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D-Yikes! South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "D-Yikes!"
Once again Ms. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teachers erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Imaginationland: Episode... South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Imaginationland: Episode III"
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to suck his balls.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Imaginationland: Episode... South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Imaginationland: Episode I"
When the entire contents of the worlds imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears hes seen a leprechaun.
Added on September 21, 2011
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More Crap South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "More Crap"
Stans dad becomes South Parks home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Randy contacts a society that keeps track of the world record, thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lice Capades South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Lice Capades"
When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them. Meanwhile, a louse Travis, is desperate to save his fellow lice from imminent destruction from a conscious world.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Snuke South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "The Snuke"
The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts for Cartman as he uses his own interrogation methods on his suspect. But could the plan to target Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartman Sucks South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Cartman Sucks"
Butters dad sends him off to special camp to "Pray the Gay Away" when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Night of the Living Homeless... South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Night of the Living Homeless"
The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good
Added on September 21, 2011
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The List South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "The List"
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boys looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Le Petit Tourette South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Le Petit Tourette"
Upon discovering Tourettes syndrome, Cartman becomes mad with power. He finds out he has the ability to say whatever he wants without consequence, so he sets up National TV Coverage to take full advantage of his new found life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Imaginationland: Episode... South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Imaginationland: Episode II"
Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere, Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fantastic Easter Special South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Fantastic Easter Special"
Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a bizarre society that guards a legendary secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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With Apologies to Jesse... South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Tokens feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman cant stop himself from laughing at him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartmans Incredible Gift South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Cartmans Incredible Gift"
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pre-School South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Pre-School"
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Jeffersons South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "The Jeffersons"
All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Goobacks South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Goobacks"
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Quest for Ratings South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Quest for Ratings"
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the schools closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Passion of the Jew South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "The Passion of the Jew"
Kyle finally sees The Passion and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the films hardcore fans band together under Cartmans leadership to carry out its message.
Added on September 21, 2011
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AWESOM-O South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "AWESOM-O"
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butters innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Something Wall-Mart This... South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Woodland Critter Christmas... South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.
Added on September 21, 2011
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You Got Fd in the A South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "You Got Fd in the A"
Its up to Stan to put a team of South Parks best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasnt been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video... South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Up the Down Steroid South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Up the Down Steroid"
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and hes determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee hes handicapped.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Douche and Turd South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Douche and Turd"
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementarys mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartmans nominee, a turd sandwich.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Good Times with Weapons South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Good Times with Weapons"
South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jewbilee (3) South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Jewbilee (3)"
Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackeys party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from the camp.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jakovasaurs South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Jakovasaurs"
The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Starks Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys them is Cartman. The boys try distracting him while the town tries to send the Jakovasaurs to France.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Korns Groovy Pirate Ghost... South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Korns Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Spontaneous Combustion South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Spontaneous Combustion"
Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyles dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics... South Park South Park
Episode 15 - "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics"
Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rainforest Shmainforest South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Rainforest Shmainforest"
Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the rainforest, which changes the choir groups message.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two Guys Naked in a Hot... South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2)"
Stans parents bring him to Mr. Mackeys party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stans fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the party from the ATF.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Red Badge of Gayness South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "The Red Badge of Gayness"
South Parks Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz SMore Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Are You There God? Its Me... South Park South Park
Episode 16 - "Are You There God? Its Me, Jesus"
Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hooked on Monkey Phonics South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Hooked on Monkey Phonics"
Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee. Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and tries to woo her with his charm and teach her how to love and learn in public school.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Starvin Marvin in Space! South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Starvin Marvin in Space!"
Starvin Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers. Marvin stops in South Park to pick up the boys and take them to the planet Marklar. The Marklarians are willing to let the Ethiopians relocate to their world and the Christian channel does all they can to stop them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cat Orgy (1) South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Cat Orgy (1)"
Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartmans cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Worldwide Recorder Concert... South Park South Park
Episode 17 - "Worldwide Recorder Concert"
The children of South Park are practicing "My Country Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesnt want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the kids from New York. Cartman tries to find "the brown noise" and is successful. Stan and Kyle plan against the kids from New York but their scheme goes much too far.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Succubus South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "The Succubus"
Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesnt like. Chefs Mama and Papa appear for the first time.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sexual Harassment Panda South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Sexual Harassment Panda"
Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrisons class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyles dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to stop the insanity. They find him at "The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune" and convince him to change his cause. He becomes Petey, the "dont sue people" Panda.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chinpokomon South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Chinpokomon"
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japans #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tweek vs. Craig South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Tweek vs. Craig"
The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants dont know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hell on Earth 2006 South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Hell on Earth 2006"
Satan is throwing the worlds biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan cant plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Million Little Fibers South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "A Million Little Fibers"
Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprahs book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprahs staff leak the truth about the book.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartoon Wars: Part 1 South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Cartoon Wars: Part 1"
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stanleys Cup South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Stanleys Cup"
Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stans performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tsst South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Tsst"
When Cartmans mom realizes she cant control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartmans not going down without a fight.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mystery of the Urinal Deuce... South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Make Love, Not Warcraft South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Manbearpig South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Manbearpig"
While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave without the others knowing about it and he can keep it all for himself.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Return of Chef South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "The Return of Chef"
The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chefs new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Go God Go XII (2) South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Go God Go XII (2)"
Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Go God Go (1) South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Go God Go (1)"
The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Smug Alert South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Smug Alert"
Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what theyre doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartoon Wars: Part 2 South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Cartoon Wars: Part 2"
With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
Cartman, South Park Elementarys new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brothers affair with his Nice hot teacher.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Medicinal Fried Chicken South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
State Law in Colorado says its legal to smoke pot if you have a physicians reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but hes turned away because theres absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to get a medical excuse to smoke some weed but meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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201 (2) South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "201 (2)"
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, Who is Eric Cartmans father?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mysterion Rises (2) South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Mysterion Rises (2)"
Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Poor and Stupid South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Poor and Stupid"
Cartman wants to race with the pros and hes ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. Hes afraid that no matter how hard he tries, hell never reach the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butters as his pit boss, Cartman pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs... South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stans mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how they can stay out of trouble.
Added on September 21, 2011
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200 (1) South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "200 (1)"
While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sexual Healing South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Sexual Healing"
The nations top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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You Have 0 Friends South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "You Have 0 Friends"
Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Insheeption South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Insheeption"
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because hes holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Coon Vs. Coon & Friends (... South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Coon Vs. Coon & Friends (3)"
The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion. Will Coon and Friends save the day? Will Mysterion ever come to terms with his ability to defy death? All this as the nation waits and wonders: Where is Captain Hindsight?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Coon 2: Hindsight (1) South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Coon 2: Hindsight (1)"
The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters. They are ready to take their place among the worlds most admired and beloved super heroes. But much to the Coons dismay, someone else keeps beating them to the punch. The nation looks to another hero to get them through the BP disaster and dissention develops within the ranks of Coon and friends.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Its a Jersey Thing South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Its a Jersey Thing"
New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crippled Summer South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Crippled Summer"
Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. Theyre working to be this years champions at summer camp. Jimmy suits up and prepares to shred in the annual surfing contest.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crme Fraiche South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Crme Fraiche"
Stans life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randys obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Something You Can Do with... South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Something You Can Do with Your Finger"
"Fingerbang" is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stans participation in any boy band for dark reasons. The boys land a gig at the local mall when it is threatened because there are only 4 members in the band. Stan arrives and the group is set to perform when suddenly the mall elevator tragically crushes Kenny. A former boy band member steps into the spotlight to save the gig.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fat Camp South Park South Park
Episode 15 - "Fat Camp"
Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her sons eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to the fat kids. Kenny is challenged by the other children to do crazy things for money. Kennys popularity rises and he soon gets his own TV show. An event happens where Kenny gets inside Ms. Crabtrees uterus for six hours.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pip South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Pip"
This is the story of Pips origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pips tears to power her Genesis device and will allow her to gain revenge on all men.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Tooth Fairy Tats South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "The Tooth Fairy Tats"
The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If all they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast. They soon find out that they are treading on someone elses territory. Now they have to work with the mobsters to keep their manhood.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartman Joins NAMBLA South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartmans Silly Hate Crime... South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Cartmans Silly Hate Crime"
The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Erics fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys cant lose thanks to Erics fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Tokens head. The FBI claim that this was a hate crime and Cartman is sent to jail. Can the other boys bust Cartman out in time for the big race?
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wacky Molestation Adventure... South Park South Park
Episode 16 - "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"
The "Raging Pussies" concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and they have the task of retrieving a book for the fat-ass. The locked-up adults of South Park get therapy to prevent them from sexually abusing their children.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fourth Grade South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Fourth Grade"
The kids have to face the 4th grade, and theyre not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and easy. Two geeks help them rig Timmys wheelchair into a working time machine and send Timmy on the trip of his life!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chef Goes Nanners South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Chef Goes Nanners"
Chef is declaring that South Parks flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a new flag. Wendy ends up confessing to Bebe of her attraction to Cartman. The debate starts, but before Wendy can make her point, she kisses Cartman to regain her composure. Chef realizes that Stan & Kyles point of view on the flag issue was colorblind.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Helen Keller! The Musical... South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Helen Keller! The Musical"
The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and outstanding musicals galore!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Quintuplets South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Quintuplets"
The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marshs home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls grandmother gets "loved to death." The girls father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back, Janet Reno to the rescue!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Probably (2) South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Probably (2)"
Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasnt killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Very Crappy Christmas South Park South Park
Episode 17 - "A Very Crappy Christmas"
Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesnt show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own. Featuring Jesus, Santa Claus and themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cherokee Hair Tampons South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartmans house with the plan to take one of his kidneys. Cartman thwarts their plan. Stan, depressed about the inevitable loss of his friend decides to take action into his own hands and with the help of the parents gets Cartmans kidney for Kyle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Do the Handicapped Go to... South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)"
The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy, after all, he can only say his name. Feeling the need to confess their sins they catch the priest in a compromising position and decide to save themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trapper Keeper South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Trapper Keeper"
Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyles out of the water) After hes done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they dont destroy it now. Cool 2001: A Space Odyssey and Akira parodies!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Timmy 2000 South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Timmy 2000"
Theres something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is "retarded", he is "diagnosed" with ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework. Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with ADD, and all get prescribed Ritalin. Everyone is on Ritalin and just complacent enough to sit through a Phil Collins show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eek, A Penis! South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Eek, A Penis!"
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Major Boobage South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Major Boobage"
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze thats captured the junior high and under set.
Added on September 21, 2011
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About Last Night... South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "About Last Night..."
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Over Logging South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Over Logging"
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Elementary School Musical... South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Elementary School Musical"
Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesnt get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Britneys New Look South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Britneys New Look"
While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Super Fun Time South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Super Fun Time"
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tonsil Trouble South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Tonsil Trouble"
After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
Added on September 21, 2011
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The China Probrem South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "The China Probrem"
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pandemic 2: The Startling... South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Pandemic 2: The Startling (2)"
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but theyre stranded in the Andes Mountains.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pandemic (1) South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Pandemic (1)"
The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Ungroundable South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "The Ungroundable"
Butters is sure hes seen a vampire at school but he cant get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids cant tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Breast Cancer Show Ever South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl cant fight a boy and win.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Canada on Strike South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Canada on Strike"
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Youre Getting Old South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Youre Getting Old"
After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think hes become a major buzzkill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the very fabric of South Park begins to unravel.
Added on September 21, 2011
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T.M.I. South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "T.M.I."
Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principals office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Funnybot South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Funnybot"
At the schools first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Crack Baby Athletic Association... South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
Cartman has a new protege. Hes found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartmans latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.
Added on September 21, 2011
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City Sushi South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "City Sushi"
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Meanwhile, the owner of City Wok is angered when a competing Asian restaurant opens next door.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Royal Pudding South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Royal Pudding"
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Added on September 21, 2011
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HUMANCENTiPAD South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "HUMANCENTiPAD"
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesnt even have a regular iPad and blames his mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartman Gets An Anal Probe... South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe: The Unaired And Uncut Original Pilot"
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality. - Extened Version
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Spirit Of Christmas (... South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "The Spirit Of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa)"
Used as a Christmas card by a Fox exec. and brought South Park to the attention of Comedy Central. Jesus arrives in South Park and at the local mall he accuses Santa of blasphemy. Santa challenges him to a fight and the violence between the two quickly escalates. Even Brian Boitano cant help the boys who have found themselves in the middle of this fight.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cancelled South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Cancelled"
The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors. Whats going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Im A Little Bit Country South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Im A Little Bit Country"
After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides hes going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Its Christmas in Canada South Park South Park
Episode 15 - "Its Christmas in Canada"
When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartmans biggest concern is that the boys dont spend all of Christmas in Canada.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Red Mans Greed South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Red Mans Greed"
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make $350,000. So they head to the casino...
Added on September 21, 2011
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Krazy Kripples South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Krazy Kripples"
Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. Its safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.
Added on September 21, 2011
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South Park is Gay South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "South Park is Gay"
The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isnt far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Christian Rock Hard South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Christian Rock Hard"
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny dont agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Butt Out South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Butt Out"
After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiners Anti-Tobacco campaign.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All About Mormons South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "All About Mormons"
A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Garys house, where he learns all about Mormons.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Casa Bonita South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Casa Bonita"
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fat Butt and Pancake Head... South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppets musical career. Theres just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hands authenticity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Toilet Paper South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Toilet Paper"
The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teachers house in revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Raisins South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Raisins"
In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Grey Dawn South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Grey Dawn"
Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lil Crime Stoppers South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Lil Crime Stoppers"
The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isnt as fun as they thought.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Erection Day South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Erection Day"
All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy cant wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmys noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he cant get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Marjorine South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Marjorine"
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. Its imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Losing Edge South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "The Losing Edge"
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two Days Before the Day... South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The worlds largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know whos really at fault.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ginger Kids South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Ginger Kids"
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Free Willzyx South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Free Willzyx"
A talking whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure youll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mr. Garrisons Fancy New... South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Mr. Garrisons Fancy New Vagina"
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what hes always wanteda sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just arent good at basketball.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Die Hippie, Die South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Die Hippie, Die"
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trapped in the Closet South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Trapped in the Closet"
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stans personality test reveal that hes depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stans house.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Follow That Egg South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Follow That Egg"
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Best Friends Forever South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Best Friends Forever"
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman cant deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Death of Eric Cartman... South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bloody Mary South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Bloody Mary"
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stans dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wing South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Wing"
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their clients earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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It Hits the Fan South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "It Hits the Fan"
The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Butters Very Own Episode South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Butters Very Own Episode"
Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigans.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Super Best Friends South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Super Best Friends"
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that theyve been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scott Tenorman Must Die South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenormans ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartmans elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Entity South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "The Entity"
Kyles cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Towelie South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Towelie"
The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin high. When the government steals Stans new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kenny Dies South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Kenny Dies"
In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kennys life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friends impending demise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Terrance and Phillip: Behind... South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Parks Earth Day festivities.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Here Comes the Neighborhood... South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.
Added on September 21, 2011
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How to Eat with Your Butt... South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "How to Eat with Your Butt"
Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kennys sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kennys better side finds its way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Has Farty... South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartmanland South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Cartmanland"
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles ass when he learns of Cartmans undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether theres a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Proper Condom Use South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Proper Condom Use"
Thanks to Stans "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cripple Fight South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Cripple Fight"
Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But theres only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Starvin Marvin South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Starvin Marvin"
The four boys are at Cartmans house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mothers credit card number and makes their donation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Toms Rhinoplasty South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Toms Rhinoplasty"
Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Big Gay Als Big Gay Boat... South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Big Gay Als Big Gay Boat Ride"
Stans got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Weight Gain 4000 South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Weight Gain 4000"
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Parks own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesnt even remember what he wrote about.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Volcano South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Volcano"
The boys get together with Stans Uncle Jimbo and Jimbos war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartmans mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartmans dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartmans Mom is a Dirty... South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that theres more to his mother then he thought.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pinkeye South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "Pinkeye"
The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Damien South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Damien"
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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An Elephant Makes Love to... South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mecha-Streisand South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Mecha-Streisand"
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyles discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas... South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck hes singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks hes insane and sends him to a mental institute.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Death South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Death"
"Happy Birthday" to Stans Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, hed be in trouble, and if hes in trouble he cant watch Terrance and Phillip.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe... South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Biggest Douche in the... South Park South Park
Episode 15 - "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chefs mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Free Hat South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Free Hat"
The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Death Camp of Tolerance... South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, the boys get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrisons intolerable behavior.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bebes Boobs Destroy Society... South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Bebes Boobs Destroy Society"
After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Child Abduction is Not Funny... South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Child Abduction is Not Funny"
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Professor Chaos South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "Professor Chaos"
Butters isnt working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The New Terrance and Phillip... South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chefs new TV has taken on a life of its own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Simpsons Already Did... South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "The Simpsons Already Did It"
Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartmans "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fun With Veal South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Fun With Veal"
The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stans room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are guaranteed their safety. During the siege Stan develops symptoms of an illness caused by his new vegan diet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Ladder to Heaven South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "A Ladder to Heaven"
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. Theres just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Freak Strike South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Freak Strike"
The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets cant be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Return of the Fellowship... South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"
The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Future Self n Me South Park South Park
Episode 16 - "My Future Self n Me"
When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Parks own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jared Has Aides South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Jared Has Aides"
The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Red Sleigh Down South Park South Park
Episode 17 - "Red Sleigh Down"
In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Red Hot Catholic Love South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Red Hot Catholic Love"
Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Asspen South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Asspen"
With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prehistoric Ice Man South Park South Park
Episode 18 - "Prehistoric Ice Man"
Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family, but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile, the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chickenpox South Park South Park
Episode 10 - "Chickenpox"
Cartmans mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kennys for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers "the parental conspiracy" and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes. Meanwhile, Kennys mother and Kyles mother reunite their husbands who were both childhood friends that drifted apart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Terrance & Phillip in Not... South Park South Park
Episode 1 - "Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
The show starts off with the build up from last seasons cliffhanger revolving around Cartmans paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartmans Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fools Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Spookyfish South Park South Park
Episode 15 - "Spookyfish"
Sharon Marshs Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stans fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartmans and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store."
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ikes Wee Wee South Park South Park
Episode 3 - "Ikes Wee Wee"
Ikes going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ikes wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chickenlover South Park South Park
Episode 4 - "Chickenlover"
The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady cant read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While hes there someone in South Park is having sex with the towns chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cartmans Mom is Still a... South Park South Park
Episode 2 - "Cartmans Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartmans father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Erics chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Erics background, who is his father? Where does he come from?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Conjoined Fetus Lady South Park South Park
Episode 5 - "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories hes heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyles mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chef Aid South Park South Park
Episode 14 - "Chef Aid"
Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up all of Chefs old musician friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Clubhouses South Park South Park
Episode 12 - "Clubhouses"
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Merry Christmas Charlie... South Park South Park
Episode 16 - "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson"
Kyle, Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartmans relatives breaks out of jail for the reunion, with his cellmate, Charles Manson.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Summer Sucks South Park South Park
Episode 8 - "Summer Sucks"
Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr. Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boys plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.
Added on September 21, 2011
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City on the Edge of Forever... South Park South Park
Episode 7 - "City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)"
While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end its all a dream within a dream.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chefs Chocolate Salty Balls... South Park South Park
Episode 9 - "Chefs Chocolate Salty Balls"
A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyles pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call "Mr. Hankey." Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers arent hearing his pleas. Soon Chefs Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mexican Staring Frog... South Park South Park
Episode 6 - "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
Mr. Garrison assigns the boys to learn about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stans Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesnt believe the boys report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stans Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gnomes South Park South Park
Episode 17 - "Gnomes"
Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes. Tweeks father schemes to use the boys report as a platform for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the town into taking action.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Roger Ebert Should Lay Off... South Park South Park
Episode 11 - "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting weird. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kennys sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cow Days South Park South Park
Episode 13 - "Cow Days"
South Parks annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Gone with the Wind Spin City Spin City
Episode 3 - "Gone with the Wind"
Mike prepares to have sex with Heidi Klum for the first time. After ""it"", Heidi asks Mike to keep their relationship a secret. James receives his Aunt Sarahs ashes in the mail; his Aunt Sarah was a cow. Mike daydreams while making a statement to the press and accidentally reveals his relationship with Heidi; she breaks up with him. Pauls new fan creates problems for Aunt Sarah (take a wild guess).
Added on September 21, 2011
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It Happened One Night Spin City Spin City
Episode 5 - "It Happened One Night"
The Mayor brings an abandoned baby to City Hall. Mikes old girlfriends voice opinions about him. The Mayor sends James to see a psychiatrist for him, concerning his sexual problems. Mike wants to adopt the baby. The Mayor takes Viagra to help him out. Mikes interview with the social worker doesnt go very well. Nikki prepares to tell Mike about her crush on him, but cant quite get the words out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Kidneys All Right Spin City Spin City
Episode 9 - "The Kidneys All Right"
Stacys staying with Carter and Stuart while her apartment is fumigated. Her partying cramps their style. Trying to outdo NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon and NBA player Jayson Williams, the Mayor promises his kidney to a young boy. Unfortunately, his doesnt match--but Mikes does. Meanwhile, Mikes playing the jealousy game with Nikki and promises to donate his kidney to the boy in hopes that shell break up with Arthur for him. But when she offers him a chance to speak up about his feelings, hes anesthetized for his surgery and cant say anything.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Back to the Future IV: Judgment... Spin City Spin City
Episode 18 - "Back to the Future IV: Judgment Day"
Mikes political mentor is preparing to visit with the mayor preparing to appoint him head of the citys millennium project. Marie is still in town and messing around with James. The mayor and Janelle plan a get-together. Owen has changed a little over the years and believes he is the Messiah. After Carter puts Rags in Pauls care, Paul accidentally kills the ailing dog. Owen brings Rags back to life with a touch.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Carter & Stuart & Bennett... Spin City Spin City
Episode 22 - "Carter & Stuart & Bennett & Deirdre"
A feuding Carter and Stuart become friends with the others ex, just for spite.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Taxi Driver Spin City Spin City
Episode 13 - "Taxi Driver"
Mike cant stop thinking about Nikki. Nikki is ready to take the next step with Arthur, but Mike is worried about that. Paul unwittingly has an affair because Stuart needs him to. Stacy dates a job-obsessed cabbie just because he looks good. James inadvertently causes a taxi driver strike, which interferes with Arthur getting to the airport. You see, if Arthur misses a plane, he and Nikki will have sex.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead Dog Talking Spin City Spin City
Episode 1 - "Dead Dog Talking"
The staff prepares for the mayors bid for re-election announcement. Mike becomes a hero when he saves a runaway baby carriage, but the reality of the situation isnt what it seems. Carter adopts his familys 19-year-old dog. And, Paul teaches Stacy how to get a sick day without being sick.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Local Hero Spin City Spin City
Episode 11 - "Local Hero"
The staff prepares for the Mayors costume ball. Stuart tries to break up with Deidre. And after Mike sets Stacy up with a councilman to get his vote, she likes the set-up as the councilman plays the hero.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Klumageddon (1) Spin City Spin City
Episode 25 - "Klumageddon (1)"
Mike is tested when Nikki is out sick and the mayor hires his ex, Heidi Klum, to help publicize the new animal rights campaign. Meanwhile, the mayor and Paul try to inject some humor into their press conferences. When Mike accidentally tells Nikki that even though Heidi came onto him, he had feelings for her and still turned her down, she walks out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dick Clarks Rockin Make-... Spin City Spin City
Episode 17 - "Dick Clarks Rockin Make-Out Party 99"
Mike and Nikki decide to keep their relationship a secret. Stacys Aunt Marie visits. Deidre files sexual harassment charges against Stuart after he dumps her. Carter is talking about himself in the third person. Marie tries to seduce James. Stuart is close to being fired. Deidre offers to drop the charges for sex, immediately, with Mike. Thanks to the buildings new security cameras, Deidre is exposed. The mayor finds himself growing attracted to Janelle, and the two kiss while discussing the sexual harassment case.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Not in the Line of Fire Spin City Spin City
Episode 15 - "Not in the Line of Fire"
When the mayor starts to worry about becoming the object of a violent attack, a videotape showing Mike apparently leaving him in the line of ""gunfire"" damages their relationship. Meanwhile, Nikki sees Mike in an entirely different light after her viewing of the same tape reveals he was trying to protect her. And, Arthur wants to propose to Nikki, but puts his relationship with her at risk by confiding in Stuart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thats Entertainment Spin City Spin City
Episode 20 - "Thats Entertainment"
Mike makes the staff work on Oscar Sunday due to a screw-up of Pauls. The staff reminisces about their favorite movie moments to pass the time.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Theres Something About Heidi... Spin City Spin City
Episode 2 - "Theres Something About Heidi"
After Mikes picture with model Heidi Klum is in the tabloids, people assume hes dating her. But, he soon is after she asks him out. As a result, Nikki reveals to Carter that she has a secret crush on Mike. And The Mayor cant stop laughing at VERY inappropriate times.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Politically Incorrect Spin City Spin City
Episode 19 - "Politically Incorrect"
Nikki wants to make her relationship public knowledge. The mayor prepares to appear on ""Politically Incorrect."" Carter is dating a gay boxer. Paul becomes addicted to Stacys aunts meatball subs. The mayor accidentally outs his relationship with Janelle while on TV. Nikki and Mike fight after hes not ready to expose their relationship yet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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An Officer and a Gentleman... Spin City Spin City
Episode 7 - "An Officer and a Gentleman"
Mike discovers that his childhood pal, Nate Scott, has more in common with Carter than meets the eye, and finds it difficult to deal with this revelation. Meanwhile, Paul instructs Stacy in the finer art of being a cheapskate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Klumageddon (2) Spin City Spin City
Episode 26 - "Klumageddon (2)"
Mike tries to convince Nikki that nothing is going on between himself and Heidi Klum. The mayor doesnt understand that Janelle wants to break up with him. Janelle gets Mike to do it for her, but Nikki overhears Mike talking to Carter about it and thinks that Mike is going to break up with her. After Rags poops in his shoe, Stuart gives him to Heidi. Nikki breaks up with Mike. The next day, there is tension in the office. Carter tells Nikki the truth. She goes to Mikes apartment where Mike is hung over. As he goes back into his room to put on his pants, Heidi sits up in his bed...
Added on September 21, 2011
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Quest for Fire Spin City Spin City
Episode 8 - "Quest for Fire"
Paul has moved to Harlem and is annoying Carter and Janelle because he thinks that hes black. The Mayor is preparing to run the Olympic torch around City Hall, but cant because the Nigerian speed walker supposed to deliver the torch to him has disappeared, lost in the city. Mike struggles with the fact that he cant live without his job, while trying to take a vacation. Nikki finds a ringer to pose as her boyfriend, for them to have dinner with Mike. Stacy spills the beans to Mike about Nikkis feelings for him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Last Temptation of Mike... Spin City Spin City
Episode 21 - "The Last Temptation of Mike"
Mike agrees to donate sperm for Paul and Claudia, not realizing what Paul forgot to tell him. A City Hall tour guide is harassing Stacy. James has been commissioned to write a piece for ""Sassy.""
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Deer Hunter Spin City Spin City
Episode 4 - "The Deer Hunter"
Carter, Nikki and Mike go deer hunting in a fundraising attempt. While Mike is gone, Stuart becomes Stacys boss for the day. And, with Claudias help, Paul campaigns for a raise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Nutty Deputy Mayor Spin City Spin City
Episode 14 - "The Nutty Deputy Mayor"
The mayor submits a personal ad in a newspaper as the rest of the office men prepare for the mayors annual male bachelor charity auction. Mike chooses to spend some extra city money on a futuristic new bathroom for City Hall. The new bathroom is insensitive to overweight people. The mayor asks Paul for advice on how to approach a woman. Stacy teaches James how to model so that he can garner more money than Mike in the big auction. Mike puts on a fat suit to appease the head of the overweight persons commission. Stuarts sister is in town but no one has seen her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Three Men and a Little Lady... Spin City Spin City
Episode 6 - "Three Men and a Little Lady"
After the Mayor is photographed throwing a baseball ""like a girl,"" Mike tries to give him a more macho image. But when a teenage girl mugs the mayor, Mike and Paul; Mikes got more damage control than even he can handle. Meanwhile, Stuart loses his heart to Deirdre, a woman whos just as detestable as he is.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Internal Affairs Spin City Spin City
Episode 16 - "Internal Affairs"
Mike and Nikki struggle with taking their relationship to the next level, i.e. sex. Stacy runs a phony psychic hotline on Paul. And the rest of the staff participates in a stakeout to demonstrate the citys new police technology.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Monkey Business Spin City Spin City
Episode 12 - "Monkey Business"
Carter and Stuart plan to spend Christmas together. Mike must baby-sit a smart monkey that will be given to the city zoo as a gift from Ghana. The staff prepares the City Hall greeting card. Carter and Stuart meet two old men from their building who mirror themselves in 30 years.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wall Street Spin City Spin City
Episode 24 - "Wall Street"
The staff pesters Nikki for details about her sex life with Mike. James asks Mike to invest his life savings in an Internet company, but when Mike holds off on investing, the stock goes up several points, and Mike must find a way to make the money back. Meanwhile, the mayor has an action figure made of himself but unfortunately, theyre all anatomically correct.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gobble the Wonder Turkey... Spin City Spin City
Episode 10 - "Gobble the Wonder Turkey Saves the Day"
The Mayor is disturbed by a campaign commercial by his opponent, starring his ex-wife. Mike plans the City Hall Thanksgiving, scheduled to be televised live throughout New York City, with the Mayors father scheduled to attend. At the dinner, the Mayor blows up at his father on live TV. Meanwhile, Stacy mistakes Stuart for her boyfriend in the dark and lays a big wet one on him, making her think twice about her feelings for him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mayor With Two Brains... Spin City Spin City
Episode 23 - "The Mayor With Two Brains"
Its Nikki and Mikes four-month anniversary. James is still the only person who knows, but he wants to tell. Stuart takes Carters job for a day, helping the mayor deal with various ethnic groups. James develops a rash from keeping the secret. Mike prepares for a magazine interview, but during the interview, the reporters focus shifts to Carter. Stuart enlists Stacys help with the ethnic groups. James spills the beans.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Marry Caitlin Moore... Spin City Spin City
Episode 15 - "The Marry Caitlin Moore Show"
After eating some of Rags dog food, Paul develops a rash before he appears on ""The View."" Nikki helps him discover the wonders of makeup, though. Stuart tries to convince James that hes gay. Mike hires a hotshot director to film the mayors Senate commercial, unaware that Trevor is Caitlins ex-husband. After the commercial turns out to be a flop and Mike fires Trevor, Caitlin accuses him of being jealous. When a talk with Nikki persuades Mike to express his feelings for Caitlin, he sees her and Trevor in a heated embrace.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Airplane! Spin City Spin City
Episode 22 - "Airplane!"
While Michael and Caitlin fly to San Francisco, Stuart joins Carter for a protest and the mayor tries to have a light bulb changed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Goodbye (1) Spin City Spin City
Episode 25 - "Goodbye (1)"
Mike discusses his attempts to have sex with Caitlin with his new therapist. Nikkis new boyfriend is too likable. Caitlin isnt in the mood when Mike is. A reporter accuses the mayor of being involved in organized crime; Nikkis boyfriend turns out to be a mobster who has been getting the office staff to do favors for him. Mike weighs giving his friends up, but ultimately throws himself on his sword and takes all blame.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mustang Mikey Spin City Spin City
Episode 11 - "Mustang Mikey"
Mike celebrates his five-year anniversary working for the mayor by taking Caitlin and going on a joyride with the mayors 66 Mustang. Nikki and Carter accuse each other of being vain when City Hall ID photos are taken. The mayor wants to rekindle his romance with Janelle. Caitlins busy schedule forces James back to speechwriting; he hires Deidre to be Mikes new secretary.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Dinner with Caitlin (... Spin City Spin City
Episode 12 - "My Dinner with Caitlin (a.k.a. Christmas 1999)"
Mike invites Caitlin to his Christmas party as his only guest but his plans at romance are spoiled when she arrives with a date. Paul finds John McEnroes headband in the City Hall clothing drive box. James finds a second job as a suicide hotline operator. Stuart installs a chin-up bar in the mayors office, which the mayor promptly injures himself on.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All the Mayors Men Spin City Spin City
Episode 3 - "All the Mayors Men"
Caitlin implants secret background checks on all City Hall employees. Mike, Stuart and Carter break into her office to see the files. Caitlin goes to Nikki and Janelles girls night out. The mayor is offered a part in a movie filming in New York.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Debate Spin City Spin City
Episode 7 - "The Great Debate"
Claudias mother kicks Paul out of his house so he moves in with Stuart and Carter. Nikki dates the offices new young male intern. And Mike courts a wealthy socialite to donate money when the mayors campaign runs out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Casino Spin City Spin City
Episode 14 - "Casino"
Pauls cheap dentist puts braces on James instead of removing his infected tooth, causing problems in James date with the new mail girl. The citys raffle to raise money for the Big Buddy program is screwed up when Paul skimps on the raffle tickets. Stuart and Carter blackmail Caitlin to decrease their workload.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pig Whisperer Spin City Spin City
Episode 18 - "The Pig Whisperer"
Mike has a meeting with a tomato stand owner who refuses to move his stand so that the city can build a new performing arts center. He ultimately enlists James to compete against the man in a ""pig-off"" to decide whether the stand will stay or move. The mayor befriends a rapper who sampled one of his speeches in a song. Paul and Deirdre have memories of having sex at a concert 20 years before, driving Stuart jealous.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rebel Without a Chair Spin City Spin City
Episode 5 - "Rebel Without a Chair"
Carter is named Activist of the Year. Stuart has a new paperweight that looks like a breast. Mikes continued jealousy of Caitlin causes him to make remarks to a gay magazine, which is misinterpreted, outing himself and the mayor. Paul is banned from the bathroom after insulting the new attendant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Tale of Two Sisters Spin City Spin City
Episode 13 - "A Tale of Two Sisters"
The mayor struggles to find a date for a mayors conference. Mike goes out with Caitlins sister, making Caitlin jealous. Stuart tries to join Nikki, James and Janelles art class to see nude women. Paul is upset that Carter makes more money than him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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About Last Night Spin City Spin City
Episode 20 - "About Last Night"
With the President coming to visit City Hall, Mike is upset when Caitlin gets to meet him instead until plans change. The rest of the staff gathers at the bar, where Caitlin joins them. Nikki and Carter bet on who can pick up more women. Stuart tries to get Caitlin drunk; he succeeds and she leaves a drunken message for Mike. Paul tries to get James to help take his picture with the President.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Catcher in the Bronx Spin City Spin City
Episode 1 - "Catcher in the Bronx"
When Mike says: ""Lets not get so dramatic, okay? This is not some cheesy soap opera."" he refers to Heather Locklears long-time role as Amanda Woodward in the soap ""Melrose Place"".
Added on September 21, 2011
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How to Bury a Millionaire... Spin City Spin City
Episode 8 - "How to Bury a Millionaire"
Mike and Caitlin agree to share the mayor on odd/even days. On Caitlins day, Mike ""borrows"" the mayor to visit a kid who fell in a well. Unfortunately, theyre 20 minutes late and the mayor falls in the now vacant well. Carter puts Rags in doggie day care. Paul appears on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and wins $1,000,000. Stuart negotiates with firemen.
Added on September 21, 2011
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These Shoes Were Made for... Spin City Spin City
Episode 4 - "These Shoes Were Made for Cheatin"
Mike tricks Nikki into seeing a couples counselor. The mayor takes an eighth grade test after being challenged by junior-high students. Stuart attempts to join Carters gay gym to meet women.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
The Doorman Always Rings... Spin City Spin City
Episode 10 - "The Doorman Always Rings Twice"
Paul has invested in a politically themed restaurant. Mike struggles to run the city while the mayor is out of town. Deidre is stalking Caitlin a la ""Single White Female.""
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
An American Deputy Mayor... Spin City Spin City
Episode 23 - "An American Deputy Mayor in Paris"
Caitlin prepares to marry Trevor and elopes to Paris, where Mike follows and reveals that he loves her. James becomes angered with the mayor when he receives an undeserved war award. Stuart asks Nikki to pose for a ""charity"" swimsuit calendar.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Commitments Spin City Spin City
Episode 24 - "The Commitments"
Mike and Caitlin return from Paris as a couple. Caitlin wants more than a physical relationship, so Mike bets her that he can resist her for a week, while tries to break his willpower. The mayor falls in love with Rags after filming an animal rights commercial with him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Suffragette City Spin City Spin City
Episode 16 - "Suffragette City"
To quell a protest by senior citizens, Mike plans to get the citys first woman voter to vote for the mayor. When Mike finds out that Trevor isnt really British, he must decide whether to tell Caitlin or not. Carter protests anti-gay discrimination in an apartment building. James and Paul fight over a ""hey guy.""
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dont Get on the Bus Spin City Spin City
Episode 21 - "Dont Get on the Bus"
The mayor prepares for a three-day trip across New York on his new campaign bus. Paul and James grow mustaches when they think that Carters gets him the best assignments. Nikki becomes a female version of Stuart when she consults him for dating advice. After Mike discovers that Trevor has asked Caitlin to marry him again, he accidentally hits him with the bus. Mike and Caitlin kiss but their session is interrupted when Mike reveals he was deliberately aiming for Trevor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Thanksgiving Show Spin City Spin City
Episode 9 - "The Thanksgiving Show"
A newly rich Paul thinks Caitlin is hitting on him. The mayor wants a senators endorsement and invites him, along with his staff, to Gracie Mansion for Thanksgiving. The senator thinks that Mike and Caitlin are a couple so they must share a room. Stuart and Deidre are back together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Goodbye (2) Spin City Spin City
Episode 26 - "Goodbye (2)"
Mike and Caitlin have sex. The staff works damage control but Mike ultimately fires himself to save everybody else. The staff says their goodbyes at the bar. Caitlin promises Mike that shes not going anywhere. Mike says goodbye to the mayor and walks out of City Hall for the last time. Six weeks later, Mike turns up as an environmental lobbyist in DC.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
James and the Giant Speech... Spin City Spin City
Episode 2 - "James and the Giant Speech"
James struggles to write an important speech to keep himself from being fired by Caitlin. Meanwhile, Paul is worried that Caitlin wants his office; she ends up moving into Mikes. And Nikki breaks up with Mike.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Mikes Best Friends Boyfriend... Spin City Spin City
Episode 17 - "Mikes Best Friends Boyfriend"
While a reporter visits City Hall to do a story on Paul, the mayor thinks shes really there for him. Mike thinks Carters boyfriend is hitting on him. The staff looks for good samaritans for a dinner. Stuart tries to convince James that hes getting fat.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mayor May Not Spin City Spin City
Episode 6 - "The Mayor May Not"
The mayor considers quitting the senatorial race, teaming Mike and Caitlin to stop him. Carter becomes a kept man, and Paul and James scheme to play a good practical joke on Stuart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Uneasy Rider Spin City Spin City
Episode 19 - "Uneasy Rider"
Mike helps the mayor deal with his feelings when his father unexpectedly dies. James thinks Caitlin has a crush on him. Pauls magic eight ball proves helpful to the staff.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brotherly Love Spin City Spin City
Episode 21 - "Brotherly Love"
Charlie attempts to interfere with Caitlin and Tims burgeoning relationship. Meanwhile, Carter hires his sister to work at City Hall and will go to any length to avoid people discovering their connection.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Shot in the Dark (1) Spin City Spin City
Episode 22 - "A Shot in the Dark (1)"
Charlie and Caitlin fight as she plans to go to the Caribbean for a week with Tim on the night of a police ride-along. On the ride-along, Charlie is shot...by Paul. Charlie fakes the severity of his injury to get Caitlins attention. Charlie and Caitlin almost kiss, but Tim interrupts. Meanwhile, Carter and Stuart worry that they bicker like an old married couple and the Mayor hires an old prep school buddy who is now a bum.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Shot in the Dark (2) Spin City Spin City
Episode 23 - "A Shot in the Dark (2)"
Charlie and Caitlin double date with Tim and Charlies crazy ex. However, Tim dumps Caitlin, who calls Charlie to come over. They kiss; he freaks out and just wants to be friends, but reconsiders and shows up on her doorstep later. The mayor remembers why he and Chad didnt get along in the first place.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Smile Spin City Spin City
Episode 2 - "Smile"
Charlie tries to get the mayor to a dentist before an important photo shoot. Caitlin hires a new male assistant only because hes attractive. Carter and Stuart deal with someone who keeps parking a bike in their parking space.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Image Maker Spin City Spin City
Episode 15 - "The Image Maker"
Carter discovers an old love letter written by Stuart. He decides to set Stuart up with the addressee of the letter, a woman who turns out to be Stuarts ex-wife. The woman quickly manages to set a whipped Stuart into his old rut. Meanwhile, Caitlin hires an image consultant when the mayors approval ratings go down. The consultant discovers that the mayor has a problem with women, causing Charlie to make himself over. And also, Paul worries that hes unrecognizable.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rain on My Charades Spin City Spin City
Episode 17 - "Rain on My Charades"
The mayors daughter Meg returns and inspires Caitlin to be more spontaneous and free. Paul, Stuart and Carter give Charlie advice about compromising with Julia. This leads to Charlie deciding hes ready to commit, while Julia decides shes not.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hey Judith Spin City Spin City
Episode 12 - "Hey Judith"
Caitlin sets the mayor up with her neighbor, Judith, who becomes way too much of an influence on the mayor. Carter helps Stuart prepare for a million dollar shot at a Rangers game. Paul thinks hes Canadian.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Balloons over Broadway Spin City Spin City
Episode 6 - "Balloons over Broadway"
Paul convinces his mother that he is dating Caitlin, so she wont be upset that Claudia left him. Charlie tries to prove to Caitlin that his girlfriend isnt dumb. A quickly made balloon for the Thanksgiving parade goes awry in New York.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Blind Faith Spin City Spin City
Episode 5 - "Blind Faith"
Caitlin goes out of her way to prove that shes fun after a blind man wont date her because shes not. Charlie accidentally talks Claudia into becoming a nun; she leaves Paul. The mayor researches religion.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Minor League Spin City Spin City
Episode 19 - "Minor League"
Charlie tries out for a minor league baseball team, trying to relive his high school glory days. Caitlin encourages the pitcher to go easy on him. The mayor receives a death threat so he gets a bodyguard. After discovering that his job requires him to come into contact with the mayor so often, Paul receives a bodyguard also. Rags spends a day at the office.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Youve Got Male Spin City Spin City
Episode 18 - "Youve Got Male"
Stuart is hired to write a porno movie. Charlie and Caitlin compete for a donation from a wealthy male chauvinist. After Paul poses as the Mayors son for a golf tournament, he becomes confused when the Mayor actually begins paying attention to him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Perfect Dorm Spin City Spin City
Episode 11 - "The Perfect Dorm"
In an attempt to get over Claudia, Paul decides to move into a college dorm. Caitlin tries dating, after ending her relationship with Mike--but doesnt have much luck. The Mayor builds an access ramp after he gets caught parking in a handicapped parking space.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trainstopping Spin City Spin City
Episode 16 - "Trainstopping"
Julias having a hard time dealing with her kiss with Charlie, so he asks her out. Their first date is a nightmare. Meanwhile, the mayor and his staff take the subway to prove that the mayor is in touch with the people. The train gets stuck in a tunnel, screwing up Charlies plans for a second date. Meanwhile, Paul tells an exclusive cafe that Carter is Cuba Gooding Jr. to get reservations.
Added on September 21, 2011
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In the Company of Dudes Spin City Spin City
Episode 14 - "In the Company of Dudes"
When a supermodel sues the mayor, Charlie hires his old college friend to defend him. Charlie finds himself torn between two friends after Scott hits on Caitlin. Meanwhile, Paul and Stuart compete for the same woman.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Science Friction Spin City Spin City
Episode 20 - "Science Friction"
Caitlin falls hard for a rich, young, sexy philanthropist. The Mayor is threatened when Charlie temporarily takes over as acting Mayor, and Paul becomes addicted to Carters nicotine gum.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Burgers of Wrath Spin City Spin City
Episode 9 - "The Burgers of Wrath"
Mike has been in Zimbabwe for three weeks, so Paul teaches Caitlin about celibacy. Stuart convinces Angie that hes a biker guy. War on unemployment forces the mayor to work at a burger joint.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bone Collectors Spin City Spin City
Episode 4 - "The Bone Collectors"
Caitlin auditions for the job of co-host on ""Live with Regis."" Stuart and Paul work together supervising after bones are discovered under the Westside Highway. The mayor has an audio/visual link connected to the office while he is on vacation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hello Charlie Spin City Spin City
Episode 1 - "Hello Charlie"
Charlie Crawford is late for his first press conference as the new deputy mayor. He later runs into trouble trying to settle a tollbooth workers strike when their lawyer is an ex-flame of his.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All the Wrong Moves Spin City Spin City
Episode 8 - "All the Wrong Moves"
An overworked Charlie causes problems after beating the mayor at racquetball. Pauls annual request for a raise is approved by the mayor after his loss of self esteem. Stuart hires an actor to go out with Carter.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Spanish Prisoner Spin City Spin City
Episode 3 - "The Spanish Prisoner"
Caitlin causes a misunderstanding when she believes that Charlie is taking a Spanish class to improve relations with the Latin American community. Paul and the mayor struggle to create office water-cooler talk. Stuart becomes jealous of the time Carter has been spending with Caitlin.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Toy Story Spin City Spin City
Episode 10 - "Toy Story"
Paul struggles to find the best joke for the mayors Christmas card. Carter convinces Caitlin to volunteer with him at a retirement community. The mayors attempt to be more involved in the office process goes awry.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lost and Found Spin City Spin City
Episode 7 - "Lost and Found"
Caitlin and Charlie fight the attention of Caitlins new friend. Carter, Stuart and Paul compete for a trip to New Orleans with the mayor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Gambler Spin City Spin City
Episode 13 - "The Gambler"
Paul, Stuart and Carter rope reformed gambler Charlie into their poker night, and are responsible for his subsequent gambling bender. Caitlin tries to teach the mayor to be more self-sufficient.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bone Free Spin City Spin City
Episode 22 - "Bone Free"
The men in the office find love-or rather, lust-is in the air, causing more than a few problems. And Nikki wonders whether her new heartthrob, George, is a struggling writer or an untalented mooch.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Starting Over Spin City Spin City
Episode 14 - "Starting Over"
Michael is uncomfortable with his newly single status when he realizes hes actually on a date with new assistant district attorney Danielle Brinkman. Meantime, Paul meets the president of his fan club, Claudia Sacks, who has arranged the groups first meeting. And Carter and Stuart have a little too much to drink and end up in an awkward situation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Criss Cross Spin City Spin City
Episode 12 - "Criss Cross"
Michael substitutes for the Mayor on a political talk show, facing off against Ashley on a hot-button issue. Meanwhile, Paul plays City Hall Santa while battling a terrible bout of the flu that is sweeping the office. And everyone finds themselves going to Carter for romantic advice.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Deaf Becomes Her Spin City Spin City
Episode 20 - "Deaf Becomes Her"
Its damage control time when the Mayors inept new sign-language interpreter inadvertently offends the deaf community, and Michael rushes to appease one of its leaders, Sarah Edelman. Meantime, Paul is worried that Claudia wants to move in permanently.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kiss Me, Stupid Spin City Spin City
Episode 16 - "Kiss Me, Stupid"
Its Valentines Day, and Carters old flame Spence wants to meet with him. Meantime, Mike goes on a date from hell with a beautiful friend of Nikkis, and Pauls romantic evening with Claudia becomes unforgettable for all the wrong reasons.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Meet Tommy Dugan Spin City Spin City
Episode 9 - "Meet Tommy Dugan"
An opinionated school janitor becomes ""Mayor for a Day"" when he wins an essay contest intended for schoolchildren. Meanwhile, the Mayor wants to change his image.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Grand Illusion Spin City Spin City
Episode 7 - "Grand Illusion"
Carter and Nikki plan a fake wedding to make a point about the mayors stance on same-sex marriages. Meanwhile, Paul is a transformed man when the eye patch he wears after a minor injury gives him unprecedented self-confidence and sex appeal. And an unsatisfied Ashley considers leaving her new TV show for the newspaper again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Rivals Spin City Spin City
Episode 5 - "The Rivals"
The former Mayor of New York is a constant critic of the current administration, and a plan to appease him has tragic consequences. Meanwhile, Michael and Ashley try to avoid their annoying new neighbors. And Nikki holds a contest among the men in the office to prove that none of them could ever be fathers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mayor Who Came to Dinner... Spin City Spin City
Episode 23 - "The Mayor Who Came to Dinner"
The Mayor separates from his wife and moves in with Michael, much to Mikes chagrin. Meanwhile, designer Isaac Mizrahi helps the Mayors office with a charity fashion show and gives Nikki a once-in-a-lifetime chance to strut the runway in one of his creations.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Snowbound Spin City Spin City
Episode 18 - "Snowbound"
A major snowstorm hits Manhattan, causing a chain reaction of mishaps at City Hall. Mike desperately tries to meet his longtime crush on her last night in the city; Paul accidentally offends the Mayor on the radio; Carter and Stuart are locked in the boiler room; and a nudist is on the loose in the Mayors office.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Apartment Spin City Spin City
Episode 3 - "The Apartment"
Michael and the Mayor work around the clock to negotiate an end to the garbage strike, which leaves Stuart in charge of the office, to everyones dismay. And, though they just moved into a new apartment, life is so hectic that Ashley and Michael never get to see each other.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Pretender Spin City Spin City
Episode 2 - "The Great Pretender"
When Mike is named Sexiest Man in New York by ""Manhattan"" magazine, he has difficulty living up to the notoriety at home. In the meantime, the staff must deal with Mayor Winstons problematic wife during an important dinner.
Added on September 21, 2011
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An Affair to Remember Spin City Spin City
Episode 17 - "An Affair to Remember"
For the Mayors 50th birthday, Paul is determined to get his ""old friend"" George Stephanopoulos to attend the event; as Michael arranges for birthday wishes from David Letterman, Patrick Ewing, Al Michaels, Dan Dierdorf, Frank Gifford, Rosie ODonnell, Larry King, and the cast of Rent. But in the midst of the planning, a scandal swirls about the Mayors presumed affair with a staffer from the Governors office.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pilot Spin City Spin City
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Michael Flaherty and his team grapple with a garbage strike and a political gaffe by the Mayor who accidentally insults gays. In addition, Ashley questions Mikes commitment to their relationship when is nervous about moving in together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dog Day Afternoon Spin City Spin City
Episode 11 - "Dog Day Afternoon"
Mike tries to appease the disgruntled Police Commissioner by honoring a beloved police dog who has recently died. But things go awry on the way to the funeral when Paul and Carter lose the canines body. And Mike buys an air hockey table for the staff proving Stuart a very big talker.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mayor Over Miami Spin City Spin City
Episode 24 - "Mayor Over Miami"
Despondent over his separation with his wife, the Mayor decides on a whim to take a road trip with Paul, leaving Mike in charge of New York City and scrambling to find out where they went.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The High and the Mighty Spin City Spin City
Episode 8 - "The High and the Mighty"
Michael needs a favor from famed real estate developer Dan Donaldson, but the price Mike has to pay may not be worth it. In the meantime, Paul finds it hard to crow about the citys lowered crime rate, since hes just become a victim of a robbery-again. And Mike and Ashley cant agree on what show to watch when theyre in bed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hot in the City Spin City Spin City
Episode 21 - "Hot in the City"
On the personal front, Mike struggles with his ex-girlfriend, Carrie, who is desperate to bear his child (with or without his participation). At the office, hes playing peacemaker after the mayors ill-chosen words split up a beloved band just before their reunion concert.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Striptease Spin City Spin City
Episode 19 - "Striptease"
Michael discovers that his new girlfriend, Gayley, is paying for law school by moonlighting as a stripper. Meantime, Claudia catches Paul in a lie, and Nikki plays mind games with Stuart.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gabbys Song Spin City Spin City
Episode 15 - "Gabbys Song"
Mike butts heads with a hard-nosed new chief of staff appointee, Gabby Sanchez, who is unmoved by his best efforts to win her over. Meanwhile, Paul ponders taking his relationship with Claudia to the next level.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Competition Spin City Spin City
Episode 10 - "The Competition"
When the Mayors office competes against City Council in an annual Thanksgiving contest, the stakes are high, since the losers must croon a show tune in front of the press. James has trouble breaking up with a longtime girlfriend visiting from Wisconsin.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bye Bye Love Spin City Spin City
Episode 13 - "Bye Bye Love"
The office rallies to lift Mikes spirits after his break-up with Ashley, but he resists their best efforts. That is, until he decides he needs a friend and reaches out to Nikki in the middle of her date with the perfect man. And Paul sets a New Years resolution to be less gullible.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pride and Prejudice Spin City Spin City
Episode 4 - "Pride and Prejudice"
Michael allows a TV crew into the office for a profile on himself, and one of his quotes lands him in hot water with Ashley. In the meantime, Carter goes behind Michaels back to get the Mayor to green-light a controversial project.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Star is Born Spin City Spin City
Episode 6 - "A Star is Born"
When Mayor Winstons nominee for the Public Schools Chancellor proves an embarrassment to the administration, James urges Mike to stick with the controversial candidate. In the meantime, Ashley considers a career in television on a roundtable show.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wife with Mikey Spin City Spin City
Episode 3 - "Wife with Mikey"
Mike calls off his engagement with Allison and increases his presence in the office, making Charlie feel threatened. However, Charlie talks him into staying with Allison and marrying her--in City Hall. Meanwhile, Caitlin helps the mayor dress like a woman for a charity event.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fight Flub Spin City Spin City
Episode 10 - "Fight Flub"
The Mayoral race hits a snag when Mayor Winstons opponent suffers a heart attack which forces him to drop out of the running, but his wife, Nancy Wheeler, steps in to take his place and surges in the polls due to an outpouring of sympathy. Meanwhile, Charlie gets punched in the face by Caitlins new love interest and she makes him promise to be the bigger man by not fighting back.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Yeah Baby! Spin City Spin City
Episode 6 - "Yeah Baby!"
The mayor hires a political strategist to act as his campaign consultant. The consultant, Robin, is a bit of a psychic, predicting that a date of Charlies will result in disaster, so Caitlin rushes to save him. As Stuart becomes more involved with Michelle, she tries to determine whether she is pregnant with Carters artificially inseminated child yet. Stuart realizes that he may be the father after revealing that he forgot protection one night. However, Michelle discovers that shes not pregnant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chinatown Spin City Spin City
Episode 11 - "Chinatown"
Charlie endangers his relationship with Jennifer when he realizes that he loves his staff more than her. The Mayor decides to propose to Claire, but she says no because hes in the public eye and must be dishonest. This causes problems, because its Election Day, and a truth-telling campaign by the Mayor could jeopardize his re-election.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sex, Lies and Video Date Spin City Spin City
Episode 15 - "Sex, Lies and Video Date"
The Mayors niece, Stephanie, pays a visit to City Hall and flirts with Charlie, who reciprocates - until he finds out who she is. Somewhat later he and Caitlin are caught in a compromising position in the Mayors bedroom, trying to cover up for Stephanies wild ways. Meanwhile, Mayor Winston and Carter get trapped in a car for hours, leading Carter to vow to give up his materialistic ways if they are saved, and Paul becomes a contestant on the popular dating show, ""Blind Date.""
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Arrival (1) Spin City Spin City
Episode 1 - "The Arrival (1)"
Mike shows up at Caitlins to announce that hes met someone. Meanwhile, the mayor is dating a judge whos not yet divorced. Charlie suggests that the mayor break it off, but after getting some advice from Mike, he decides to let the mayor do what makes him happy. Charlie impresses Caitlin but Mike interrupts again to announce his engagement.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Look Whos Not Talking Spin City Spin City
Episode 20 - "Look Whos Not Talking"
Caitlin ends her relationship with Tom and tells Charlie shes interested in dating him. When they go out on their first date, things are awkward... until they end up in bed together, that is. But are they ready for a real relationship? Meanwhile, the Mayor hires a temp, Pete, to fill in for Stuart while hes out, but Paul and Carter see him as a threat.
Added on September 21, 2011
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An Office and a Gentleman... Spin City Spin City
Episode 12 - "An Office and a Gentleman"
Caitlin makes plans with the City Hall Santa without knowing what he looks like. Stuart wrestles with his feelings when he realizes that hes in love with Michelle. And Charlie must decide which staff member is most deserving of a nice new office.
Added on September 21, 2011
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An Affair Not to Remember... Spin City Spin City
Episode 18 - "An Affair Not to Remember"
Caitlin takes a trip down memory lane and realizes that she and Charlie met years before and that he was the reason why she lost what might have been the best relationship of her life. Flashback to a preppy and conservative Caitlin and a cool, life-of-the-party Charlie at an old college bash. The flashback makes Caitlin realize that her current boyfriend, Tom, might not be right for her, and she ends up kissing Charlie! Meanwhile, the Mayor bartends at a fundraiser at which Paul is trying to pick up a woman, and the womans friend has fallen for Carter, who is gay.
Added on September 21, 2011
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O Mother, Where Art Thou... Spin City Spin City
Episode 13 - "O Mother, Where Art Thou?"
Caitlin finds love with an older man, Tom -- whose daughter, Tracy, flirts with Charlie. Meanwhile the Mayor is depressed by the anniversary of his mothers death, but Carter introduces him to a woman, Christine, who cheers him up in more ways than one. Later, though, Carter reveals that Christine is the receiver of the Mayors mothers donor heart, potentially threatening their relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sleeping with the Enemy Spin City Spin City
Episode 7 - "Sleeping with the Enemy"
The mayor prepares to debate his opponent, while Charlie and Jennifer, his opponents campaign manager have been dating for 3 weeks. The mayor wants Charlie to dump her, but he doesnt. When the mayor visits Charlie in the middle of the night to share something that may be damaging to his campaign, Jennifer may have overheard it. Meanwhile, Paul and Robin become involved; Paul thinks its a relationship, while Robin thinks its a fling.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lets Give Them Something... Spin City Spin City
Episode 19 - "Lets Give Them Something to Talk About"
Caitlin is confused by the kiss she and Charlie shared and seeks the advice of a therapist. Meanwhile, the Mayor buys the staff palm phones which enable Charlie to accidentally eavesdrop on Caitlins session. He decides to try to fulfill Caitlins fantasies, which in turn prompts her to decide between Charlie and her current boyfriend, Tom. Paul appears on a controversial radio talk show with Carter feeding him answers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Tree Falls in Manhattan... Spin City Spin City
Episode 2 - "A Tree Falls in Manhattan (2)"
The mayor has a tree cut down to impress his new girlfriend. Unfortunately, it was a tree planted by George Washington in 1796. Meanwhile, Charlie has a one-night stand, who turns out to be a rival mayoral candidates campaign manager. Mike helps out with crisis control. Charlie and Caitlin decide to be friends for the time being, while Mike announces his return to City Hall.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Tale of Four Cities Spin City Spin City
Episode 21 - "A Tale of Four Cities"
Charlie and Caitlin struggle to find security in their new relationship. To spite Charlie for downplaying an encounter with an ex, Caitlin accompanies one of New Yorks ten sexiest men on a business date to make Charlie jealous. Meanwhile, the Mayor plots a way to one-up his rival, the Mayor of Los Angeles.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Friend in Need Spin City Spin City
Episode 22 - "A Friend in Need"
Charlie and Caitlin are caught having sex on a surveillance camera in the Mayors office and their secret affair is blown. Carter is finally granted a foster child, but is frustrated when he sees that Paul is better with the baby than he is - until the Mayor helps him tap into his paternal instincts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wedding Scammer Spin City Spin City
Episode 9 - "The Wedding Scammer"
Caitlins mother Jane comes to visit when Caitlin tells her she finally has a boyfriend. In a panic, Caitlin enlists Charlie to play the part, and Charlie gets stuck having to attend a family wedding to help her. Meanwhile, Pauls childhood friend-turned-Victorias Secret model, Rhea Durham, invites Paul and a guest backstage at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show. Stuart is the lucky attendee and is shocked to find out that Rhea has been in love with Paul all these years, but Paul is not interested. Also, on two hours sleep, the mayor must meet with the head of the teachers union for her endorsement.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Age Against the Machine Spin City Spin City
Episode 17 - "Age Against the Machine"
Charlie has a hard time keeping up with Tracy, his new 23-year-old girlfriend who likes to party every night. Caitlin and Paul join them at a club one night and they are all arrested after one of Tracys friends is caught with marijuana. Meanwhile, the Mayor is invited to a fund-raising gala by a very prominent member of the gay community, Martin, whom Carter has a crush on. Both Carter and Stuart also attend, and Martin hits on Stuart who is clueless to his advances, though they feed Carters jealousy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Yet Another Stakeout Spin City Spin City
Episode 5 - "Yet Another Stakeout"
Carters friend Michelle visits and begins dating Stuart. However, Carter has just asked her to be his childs surrogate mother. Meanwhile, Charlie and Caitlin struggle over what to do with incriminating photos of the mayors opponent.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Apartment Spin City Spin City
Episode 4 - "The Apartment"
The mayors approval ratings are going down, thanks to his relationship with the not-yet-divorced Judge Simmons. Charlie convinces the mayor to seek quiet time with Claire at a friends house--only he didnt anticipate the mayor showing up at his. Paul hires a publicist to improve his image. After going to a friends baby shower, Caitlin becomes obsessed with having a baby. Carter lets her watch Rags for a day, but he swallows Charlies pager. Caitlin decides not to have a child, but apparently, Carter does.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eyes Wide Open Spin City Spin City
Episode 16 - "Eyes Wide Open"
When Carter is unexpectedly called to a late-night meeting, Charlies left in charge of entertaining Spencer, a 16-year-old boy whom Carter sponsors through the ""Big Brother"" program. Having already had a date planned, Charlie has no choice but to bring Spencer along for the ride. Meanwhile, the Mayor is racked with guilt which is causing him insomnia.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rags to Riches Spin City Spin City
Episode 14 - "Rags to Riches"
Caitlin surprises Charlie on his birthday by inviting his father, Ray, for a visit. What no one knows is that Ray is a con man who abandoned Charlie as a child, and whos about to con his way through City Hall as well. Meanwhile, Paul makes every effort to comfort Carter about Rags, who has passed into the great doggy beyond.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shes Gotta Habit Spin City Spin City
Episode 8 - "Shes Gotta Habit"
Charlie discovers that Jennifers ex is a woman. He becomes jealous when watching her be affectionate with Caitlin, something Caitlin dismisses until Jennifer kisses her on the lips. Claudia and Pauls divorce settlement may be affected by the mayors bickering with Judge Claire.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Deaf Man Walking Spin City Spin City
Episode 16 - "Deaf Man Walking"
Staceys grandmother puts a curse on Mike after he convinces her to move out, into Manhattan. The Mayor is concerned hes losing his hearing. And theres a void in Stuarts life after he is moved upstairs and is not allowed to make sarcastic comments anymore.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wonder Woman Spin City Spin City
Episode 3 - "Wonder Woman"
Mike finds out that his new girlfriend, Laurie, isnt looking for commitment, which he thinks is great-- at first. Meanwhile, James has a mysterious new hobby, which Stuart and Carter are determined to uncover. And Janelle asks for a raise with surprising results.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Porn in the U.S.A. Spin City Spin City
Episode 2 - "Porn in the U.S.A."
When Mikes new girlfriend, Laurie, bonds with Nikki, Mike must compete with his own staffer for Lauries attention and free time. Meanwhile, Pauls bombshell mom dazzles his coworkers when she visits the office, and the Mayor is in a mess over an X-rated video.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Goodbye Girl Spin City Spin City
Episode 4 - "The Goodbye Girl"
Michael tries to dissuade the Mayor from a relationship with Jennifer, a much younger woman. However, as Mike deals with his own relationship troubles, Jennifer makes a pass at him. Meanwhile, Paul is acting as Michaels assistant, and enjoying it so much that he cant bring himself to hire the best candidate for the job, Stacy Paterno.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gentlemans Agreement Spin City Spin City
Episode 15 - "Gentlemans Agreement"
Mike tries to dissuade the Mayor from joining a club for males only. Stuart joins the City Hall all-female reading group. Paul schools James in playing three-card monty.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Family Affair (1) Spin City Spin City
Episode 9 - "Family Affair (1)"
Mikes mom, Macy, is visiting for a week and she and the Mayor hit it off better than Mike ever imagined, or feared. Meanwhile, Nikki dates Steve, a ventriloquist whose dummy, Mr. Bungle, is more romantic (and talkative) than Steve. And Stacy and Stuart scheme to get Hank, an elderly security guard, his job back after he accidentally shoots Paul.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Life is a Soap Opera Spin City Spin City
Episode 8 - "My Life is a Soap Opera"
When Mike begins dating Lisa, a writer from the soap opera ""All My Children,"" he starts to see their dating life echoed on episodes of the popular serial: A new hunk named Mick Flannery joins ""All My Children"" and woos the resident vixen, Gillian--until she reveals their bedroom secrets to Edmund. Meanwhile, Stuart plays gay in order to get dates with beautiful women.
Added on September 21, 2011
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One Wedding and a Funeral... Spin City Spin City
Episode 18 - "One Wedding and a Funeral (2)"
When Laurie accepts Mikes proposal, he begins to worry that they are too different. Meanwhile, Paul struggles to get the courage to propose to Claudia, and various staff members fantasize about what their life would be like if they married Mike.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Same Time Next Year Spin City Spin City
Episode 13 - "Same Time Next Year"
A champagne filled New Years celebration at the Mayors mansion gets out of control, resulting in more than a little embarrassment the next day, especially for Mike and Nikki. On the big night, Nikkis date, Jay, two-times her and a protective Mike not only gets even--he gets Nikki. Meanwhile, Stuart is undone over the death of his family cat and Stacy makes James question his own virility.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Thirty Year Itch Spin City Spin City
Episode 7 - "The Thirty Year Itch"
As Mikes 30th birthday approaches, he is reminded of a promise he made to his high-school sweetheart, Renee Miller, long ago: If they were both still single by the time Mike turned 30, theyd reunite at the top of the Empire State Building on his birthday. Both of them keep their promise, with surprising results. Meanwhile, the Mayor wonders if his nephew is gay.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Paul Lassiter Story Spin City Spin City
Episode 14 - "The Paul Lassiter Story"
The usually indomitable Mike cant cope at the office because of upsetting news hes unwilling to share--his doctor suspects Mike has prostate cancer. The timing couldnt be worse, since the Mayor needs Mike to help write his newest book, so Mike brings in best-selling author Donald Trump to advise the Mayor on writing. Meanwhile, a chair-snatching bureaucrat is terrorizing the staffers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Radio Daze Spin City Spin City
Episode 6 - "Radio Daze"
The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a popular disc jockey. Meanwhile, the women in the office compete for the affections of the water delivery man.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
The Pope of Gracie Mansion... Spin City Spin City
Episode 20 - "The Pope of Gracie Mansion"
The Pope is visiting New York City, leading to spiritual revitalizations for Mike and the mayor. Carter fixes Nikki up with a friend of his. And Pauls turtle is loose in City Hall.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Bye, Bye, Birdie Spin City Spin City
Episode 21 - "Bye, Bye, Birdie"
The staff prepares for Paul and Claudias bachelor and bachelorette parties as the city prepares to unveil a new statue that it commissioned. The girls play ""I Never...."". Pauls party is in the office because the Mayor cant go to strip clubs. The new statue, called ""The Bird,"" is, you guessed it.... The girls think a visiting priest is a stripper because of a prank pulled by Stuart. James and Carter go to the hardware store and it is robbed with them in it. Mike is trapped in the store too, after he goes checking for James and Carter. Stacy sends the guys the male stripper Stuart canceled for the girls.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
The Marrying Men (1) Spin City Spin City
Episode 17 - "The Marrying Men (1)"
Faced with the prospect of spending Valentines Day alone for the first time in eighteen years, Mike is thrilled when old flame Laurie steps back into his life. But he doesnt know what to do when she discovers a ring Mike was holding for Paul, and assumes its for her. Meanwhile, Paul plans to propose to Claudia.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
In the Heat of the Day Spin City Spin City
Episode 5 - "In the Heat of the Day"
While jogging in the park to support the Mayors fitness initiative, Carter is apprehended by the police, who mistake him for a mugger. To Carters chagrin, Michael wants to downplay the incident for political reasons, while Carter wants to publicize his own outrage. Meanwhile, Paul becomes paranoid that he himself is a racist; and James struggles to pull off a successful date with the new supply girl, Katie.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
They Shoot Horses, Dont... Spin City Spin City
Episode 11 - "They Shoot Horses, Dont They?"
The Mayors free-thinking daughter, Meg, with whom he has a somewhat strained relationship, puts the ""bare"" in bareback when she disrupts a rally with hansom-carriage drivers in Central Park to draw attention to her animal rights stance--and not coincidentally, herself. Meantime, the gang tries to reunite a needy Paul with ex-girlfriend Claudia, but hes smitten with his new pen-pal.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Miracle Near 34th Street Spin City Spin City
Episode 12 - "Miracle Near 34th Street"
Mike struggles to make the children of New York believe again after the Mayor tells them that there is no Santa.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Family Affair (2) Spin City Spin City
Episode 10 - "Family Affair (2)"
Mike must choose between protecting his mom, Macy, and protecting the Mayor, when he tries to spin the Mayor out of a new scandal--His Honors alibi would reveal that he spent the night with Macy instead of a prostitute. Meanwhile, Paul is sued and goes to The Peoples Court to defend his case.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
The Paul-Bearer Spin City Spin City
Episode 24 - "The Paul-Bearer"
The Mayor has a stuttering problem. And Mike has a big problem when he promises to coordinate Paul and Claudias wedding but discovers that the church is also booked for a funeral at the same time.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
A River Runs Through Me Spin City Spin City
Episode 19 - "A River Runs Through Me"
Mike suggests the staff undergo drug testing to demonstrate the mayors new anti-drug campaign. But after he accidentally gets high while visiting some Native Americans, he risks failing the drug test that he initiated.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
The Lady or the Tiger Spin City Spin City
Episode 22 - "The Lady or the Tiger"
A female magician performs at City Hall and Mike asks her out. Stuart and Carter purchase a bar. After sleeping together and telling him shes not interested in a long-term relationship, the magician says ""I love you"" to Mike. Stuart wants to make the bar a gay bar. Mike has trouble breaking up with his girlfriend. The bar is closed because it was missing a permit, leaving Stuart and Carter penniless. Mike finally tells his girlfriend how he feels and they break up.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Single White Male Spin City Spin City
Episode 23 - "Single White Male"
Stuart lobbies to become Carters roommate. After Carters apartment is robbed, he must let Stuart stay. A rat on the loose in City Hall wreaks havoc on the staff and Pauls cat.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spin City
Paul Flew Over the Cuckoos... Spin City Spin City
Episode 1 - "Paul Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest"
While acting as the Mayors divorce lawyer, Michael is attracted to his opponent, Laurie Parres. Meanwhile, the press thinks Paul has suffered a nervous breakdown, so Michael enlists a psychiatrist, Dr. Benjamin, to pronounce Paul sane. But his plans go awry when Dr. Benjamin unexpectedly commits Paul to an institution.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Gods Of The...
The Bitter End Spartacus Gods Of The Arena Spartacus Gods Of The Arena
Episode 6 - "The Bitter End"
Batiatus seeks vengeance for all that has befallen him and retains his gladiators and Solonius in the cause. The opening of the new arena arrives, promising a spectacle of combat and blood.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Gods Of The...
Reckoning Spartacus Gods Of The Arena Spartacus Gods Of The Arena
Episode 5 - "Reckoning"
Batiatus father announces a tournament to determine the worth of the men that make up his stable of gladiators. Crixus, dedicated to proving himself, is drawn into the power play within the house.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Gods Of The...
Paterfamilias Spartacus Gods Of The Arena Spartacus Gods Of The Arena
Episode 3 - "Paterfamilias"
Just as his fortunes are on the rise, his future clear before him, Batiatus is stunned by the return of his father which puts his attempts to gain rank by exploiting those above his class at risk.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Gods Of The...
Missio Spartacus Gods Of The Arena Spartacus Gods Of The Arena
Episode 2 - "Missio"
Batiatus conjures up a devious plan and enlists Lucretia, Gaia and a clutch of gladiator recruits to see it through. Oenomaus longs to reclaim the top gladiator rank, but new challenges cross his path.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Gods Of The...
Beneath the Mask Spartacus Gods Of The Arena Spartacus Gods Of The Arena
Episode 4 - "Beneath the Mask"
The House of Batiatus is caught in the power struggle between the younger and elder Batiatus. Lucretia reluctantly agrees to her husbands risky plan. Gannicus finds himself on unstable ground.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spartacus Gods Of The...
Past Transgressions Spartacus Gods Of The Arena Spartacus Gods Of The Arena
Episode 1 - "Past Transgressions"
A younger Batiatus finds himself newly in control of his fathers gladiator school. He uses his most skilled fighter to win favor with a cunning nobleman behind the building of the new arena.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Discretion Southland Southland
Episode 3 - "Discretion"
Ben seeks revenge when his mothers rapist is released from prison. Lydia and Josie bump heads over a chainsaw, as Sammy deals with his wifes betrayal.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Punching Water Southland Southland
Episode 2 - "Punching Water"
Sammy and Nate feel threatened when Detective Daniel Sal Salinger calls in Lydia and Josie to help them solve a series of gang murders. John gets saddled with Officer Billy Dewey in order to keep an eye on him after his stint in rehab. And Ben rides with Officer Chickie Brown, who quizzes him about his relationship with a woman obsessed with cops.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Graduation Day Southland Southland
Episode 10 - "Graduation Day"
Ben faces his final day as a rookie and contends with his partners increasing dependence on painkillers. Meanwhile, Sammy is assigned a new partner.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Code 4 Southland Southland
Episode 4 - "Code 4"
John teaches Ben several key tips to being a police officer, including the proper ways to make a death notification and arrest a suspected drug user. Sammy stays with Nates family while he sorts out how his marital problems. Lydia and Josie handle a drug-related murder case with an unorthodox suspect.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Cop or Not Southland Southland
Episode 6 - "Cop or Not"
While working a celebrity murder, Lydia discovers the pros and cons of being in the spotlight. Sammy leaves the confines of the office to go out on patrol. John and Ben chafe with frustration over a tedious security detail.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Let It Snow Southland Southland
Episode 1 - "Let It Snow"
Detective Lydia Adams endures a stressful adjustment period with her new partner, Josie Ochoa, as they investigate the disappearance of an illegal immigrant. Detective Russell Clarke, Lydias former partner, adjusts to a new desk job on the force. Meanwhile, Detectives Sammy Bryant and Nate Moretta look for the killer of two gangbangers and Officer Ben Sherman catches the eye of an attractive woman during a traffic stop, while his partner, John Cooper, struggles with increasing pain.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Sideways Southland Southland
Episode 7 - "Sideways"
Lydia gets suspended from duty and bonds with an injured witness. A high-speed chase haunts Chickie, and John tries to clean up a neighborhood.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
The Winds Southland Southland
Episode 5 - "The Winds"
Lydia and Josie catch a complicated rape case on the Westside. John bonds with an abandoned teenager while also having to deal with testifying at his own fathers parole hearing.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Fixing a Hole Southland Southland
Episode 8 - "Fixing a Hole"
Sammy seeks answers in the desert. Lydia and Josie babysit an important alcoholic witness before a murder trial. And John and Ben go against procedure to help a child in need.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Failure Drill Southland Southland
Episode 9 - "Failure Drill"
Officer John Coopers drug problem becomes worsen as Ben Sherman nears the end of his training period. Meanwhile, Lydia Adams is involved in a shoot-out while preoccupied with a teenaged victim and Sammy Bryant turns his attention to his impending fatherhood.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Westside Southland Southland
Episode 6 - "Westside"
As Detective Adams and Detective Clarke look into a string of jewelry thefts in Bel Air, Officer Sherman becomes personally involved in the case when he learns one of the victims is someone he knows. Meanwhile, Detective Bryant and Detective Moretta get Janilla ready to testify at the trial and must use any means necessary to keep her safe.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Mozambique Southland Southland
Episode 2 - "Mozambique"
An investigation is opened when Cooper, Sherman, and Brown find an abandoned baby in the middle of an intersection. However, the case proves to be too close to home for Detective Adams, whose involvement with the investigation forces her to deal with past issues. Meanwhile, Bryant and Moretta find themselves in a difficult situation when they cant seem to gather sufficient funds to place a teenager under police protection for safety.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Unknown Trouble Southland Southland
Episode 1 - "Unknown Trouble"
On his first day, rookie Ben Sherman begins to wonder if being a cop in Los Angeles is too much for him to handle. The pressure mounts when he is assigned to veteran John Cooper, a no-nonsense training officer. Meanwhile, a young girl is kidnapped and Detectives Adams and Clarke investigate.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Sally in the Alley Southland Southland
Episode 4 - "Sally in the Alley"
A young Jane Doe found murdered in an alley sets Lydia on an emotional journey.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Derailed Southland Southland
Episode 7 - "Derailed"
The detectives investigate when a Martas Avenue gang member is found murdered. Meanwhile, Detective Bryant tries to convince Lydia to help Janilla; and Detective Salinger and his daughter continue to have relationship problems.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Two Gangs Southland Southland
Episode 5 - "Two Gangs"
Gang members steal Detective Salingers weapon; a man exposes himself to Detective Adams.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
See the Woman Southland Southland
Episode 3 - "See the Woman"
A drug overdose leads to homicide; Dewey cuts a wayward action hero some slack -- and find himself in a jam.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
The Runner Southland Southland
Episode 4 - "The Runner"
Lydia and Rene arrive in Compton, where a young USC student was murdered. Kenny and Andy canvass the neighborhood while Nate and Sammy investigate a house nearby where a party took place the night before. John and Ben head to Indian Wells for the funeral of a cop that proves to be very personal for John. They also stop at a halfway house for cops to see how Dewey is doing. And Lydia decides to talk to her mother about something that has been festering between them for years.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Butch & Sundance Southland Southland
Episode 2 - "Butch & Sundance"
John and Ben are the first responders to a gruesome triple homicide in Hancock Park, where a mother is bludgeoned to death and her young daughters are found bound, gagged, raped and dead in their bedrooms. In investigating the case, Lydia and Rene realize they have two very different styles of doing detective work. Sammy continues to have problems with his wife, who seems unable to complete even the simplest of tasks. And Ben confronts John about his increasing reliance on pain pills.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
What Makes Sammy Run? Southland Southland
Episode 5 - "What Makes Sammy Run?"
Gangsters open fire in a crowded club and kill two bangers, one of whom has a connection to an officer. Meanwhile, tensions rise between Sal and Gil on the gang task force. And Sammy confronts his wife, Tammi, after discovering that she has been out photographing gang members.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
U-Boat Southland Southland
Episode 3 - "U-Boat"
Ben winds up in a patrol unit alone for the first time. Among the cases he has to handle on his own are a missing girl and a suspected stalking case. Lydia and Rene spend the day checking in on and helping out Brianna and her baby. Over in Gangs, Gil Puente leads the task force to take down ex-banger Trinny Day, but Sal and Sammy have a hard time working with Puente. While patrolling with John, it is clear that Chickie has no command presence, but she is determined to work harder and become a good cop again.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Phase Three Southland Southland
Episode 1 - "Phase Three"
Lydia and Russells replacement, Rene Cordero, investigate a possible abduction of an elderly man by a known drug addict. Nate and Sammy investigate a freeway shooting and wind up threatening the integrity of a major undercover operation. And Chickie finds herself in the middle of a mini-riot after her new partner shoots at a 13-year-old boy.
Added on September 21, 2011
Southland
Maximum Deployment Southland Southland
Episode 6 - "Maximum Deployment"
John gets an unexpected request from his ex-wife just as he, Ben and Chickie are sent out as part of a maximum deployment to capture the Canyon Rapist, a perp who has been impersonating a cop. Lydia gets re-partnered with Russell for a double-homicide case. And Sal gives his wife Susan a special gift to commemorate her promotion, but their night turns into a disaster when their daughter reveals Sals affair with TV news reporter Mia Sanchez.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
With India and Pakistan on the brink of war, emergency talks are set up in an exclusive London hotel. Section D faces its biggest challenge yet, as the team tries to avert the first nuclear confrontation since the Second World War.When the Indian delegation abandons the talks, it looks like Nightingales sinister plan will succeed. Lucas and Ros place themselves in grave danger in a final attempt to defeat Nightingale, but will they make it out of the hotel alive?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Harry is puzzled by the sudden death of CIA boss Samuel Walker. Harry is convinced that he did not commit suicide and when another CIA agent dies he begins to think that the deaths have something to do with the power meeting that is being held in Basel. Ros is surprised when her old mentor, Jack Coleville, contacts her and it soon becomes apparent he is involved in what has been going on.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Harry is still missing, and there is one question on everyones mind: is he dead, or alive?Section D discovers that Harry thwarted a clandestine operation to smuggle weapons-grade uranium into Iraq to justify the war. Now the rogue officers who masterminded the operation want their uranium back, and they are prepared to go to any lengths to get it.If Harry isnt dead already, is it too late to save him?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
With the country on the verge of bankruptcy, the Government cant pay its national debt payments. Section D are asked to get back more than a billion pounds of illegal earnings from the DeWits bank. The team have to find out what, or who, Nightingale is after Ruths investigations into the power meeting at Basel pay off.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
After a Pakistani intelligence officer is murdered in south London, the head of the Pakistani intelligence service talks to Harry and Ros. They learn that there is a planned attack on some Muslims and there are determined to stop an all out war between the Hindu and Muslim communities.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
The country reaches crisis point when energy supplies are threatened by an explosion at a gas processing plant. With reserves on the verge of running out, Britain is forced to turn to Tazbekstan for help.But in return for energy, the Tazbek Trade and Industry Secretary, Urazov, wants carte blanche to wipe out his enemies on British soil. Is this a price worth paying or can Section D get rid of Urazov in order to secure the deal?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
The pressure is on for Section D when a secret meeting of powerful tycoons is stormed by armed terrorists and eight of the worlds richest men are taken captive.But this is no normal hostage situation - undercover at the time, Ros is one the hostages. As events spiral out of control, it looks like no one will make it out alive. Is this the end of the road for Ros?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Lucass past comes back to haunt him when his former torturer Darshavin turns up with intelligence about a bomb in London. Harry fears Darshavin still has a psychological hold over Lucas, but Darshavin wont deal with anyone else.With innocent lives at risk Lucas must confront his demons for the sake of the nation, but can he overcome his nemesis in order to save the day or is the pressure too much to bear?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
The baby of a celebrity couple is kidnapped and they call in MI-5. Fiona goes in undercover to gather more information about the couple against Adams wishes.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
While a deadly hacker turns Britain upside down, Danny decides weather to reveal all to Will, MI5 hunts the source down to an Islamic mosque with the help of Mi5s best computer programmers. But things get suspicious when Ruth, close onto the tail of the hacker, goes missing and so does a member of the special team...
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Danny and the team must uncover the truth behind an assassination attempt on a famous novelist.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 10 Spooks Spooks
Episode 10 - "Episode 10"
Its Fionas birthday, and shes not going to forget it!While inspecting a possible Islamic terrorist safe house, they are kidnapped. With the threat of his sons , his wifes and Dannys life Adam must choose who wont live to see another day, Fiona or Danny? The prime ministers life is in danger, will mi5 give into the kidnappers demands - but then to everybodys surprise....Danny makes the ultimate sacrifice.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 9 Spooks Spooks
Episode 9 - "Episode 9"
When known mercenary Robert Morgan is spotted at a top-secret disused Soviet arms dump, he obviously has to be brought in for questioning. Is it all right to blackmail innocent people to get the information you want? Is it acceptable to threaten the lives of a suspects family?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Harry reawakens sleeper agent Fred Roberts, a renowned chemist and family man. As Fred becomes more deeply involved with deadly terrorists, Tom has a crisis of conscience which could jeopardise his career.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Saturday morning. Danny and Colin practice their firing technique on MI-5s gun range. Zoe and fiance Will are still madly in love. Ruth watches old movies at home whilst longing for real-life romance. A North Sea mission places additional stain on all relationships...
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Tom Quinn has disappeared after shooting his boss Harry Pearce. He also stands accused of assassinating the Chief of Defence Staff. Chairman of the Joint Intelligence Committee Oliver Mace uses this a pretext to launch a punitive investigation of MI5. Zoe, Danny and the team must prove Tom innocent and save the service from government takeover.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Zoe is tried for manslaughter when an MI-5 operation results in the murder of an undercover police officer.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
The latest round of Middle East peace talks are abruptly halted when a key delegate is killed. With the peace process derailed MI5 start to investigate a newspaper mogul and renowned Israeli extremist, and a group hes associated with called the November Committee. Can MI5 prevent an assassination attempt on a pro-Palestinian British MP?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
The team has been left shocked by Lucass betrayal, and with Harry Pearce on gardening leave, Section D has a new leader called Erin Watts. She has brought Calum Reed with her into the team. Harry Pearce manages to win his MI5 employment tribunal and is soon back on the Grid in the thick of the action. Secrets end up being discovered after Max Witt, a retired spy and Harrys colleague in Berlin during the Cold War, is discovered to have been murdered.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Zafar and Adam race against the clock to uncover the latest bomb. As a new ultimatum is issued and Tash mysteriously disapears, the team is forced to deal with the possibility of a mole within their own organisation.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 10 Spooks Spooks
Episode 10 - "Episode 10"
A former officer is convinced that MI5 killed Princess Diana and is determined to force the team to prove it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Adam infiltrates a truck carrying illegal immigrants across Europe in order to stop a would-be terrorist.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
Fiona clashes with her vengeful Syrian ex-husband when shes put in charge of security at an Arab conference which MI5 suspects is a front for arms dealing.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
An old British traitor is called on to infiltrate a Russian firm suspected of stealing secrets from GCHQ.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Far-right political party The British Way is threatening democracy so Adam and Fiona go undercover to infiltrate and destroy its campaign.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 9 Spooks Spooks
Episode 9 - "Episode 9"
Harry upsets the CIA by stopping an extradition to the USA.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
MI5 suspect a terrorist is planning an attack from his prison cell. Guest stars Jimi Mistry.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
A neo-conservative group murder an ex-minister to cover up his past and then they hunt down the journalist who is threatening to blow the story and is under MI5 protection.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
When a devastating bomb explodes in central London, causing multiple deaths, a terrorist group with a hatred for human life claim responsibility. With their leader facing extradition, the bombers announce that crippling attacks will be launched at ten hour intervals until he is released.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
With the Russians launching a nuclear strike on London, the only person who can help the team in this desperate hour is the traitor amongst them. With the Russians hunting them down, the team usher their traitor through London in a desperate bid to reach the codes, and the bomb, in time.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
The team step in when a British soldier is kidnapped by al-Qaeda. Meanwhile, an old protg of Harrys returns to the fold after eight years in a Russian prison - but whose side is he really on?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
Harry is imprisoned and accused by MI5 of being the Russian mole. Lucas disappears to Moscow in a bid to gather intelligence and get to the bottom of Harrys arrest, whilst the rest of the team try to prove his innocence on the Grid. But with so much evidence against him and a traitor among the team, things arent looking good for Harry.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
With Lucas back within MI5 he reveals that the Russians interrogated him about Operation Sugar Horse, the most secret ongoing spy operation MI5 ever had. If the Russians know about it, then MI5 has a very high level mole. Harry seeks out his mentor, The Spycatcher, to help him find the mole.Ben is undercover with an Al Qaeda cell; they are planning to bomb London and what looks like a dry run unexpectedly turns live.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
The team are stunned to discover that Al Qaedas number three wants to negotiate. Its a risk, but Harry and the team have to take this chance for peace.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
A teenage boy accidentally stumbles upon a government conspiracy and is instantly absorbed into the world of MI5, ending up on the run. Lucas and the team battle to protect the boy from those who wish to silence him.Harry receives a cryptic message from his asset in Russia which could be the key to bringing down the high-level MI5 mole.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
The British economy is on the brink of collapse and if one more bank goes down the entire financial system will implode. Ros goes undercover in the City to flush out a dangerous international financier who wants to bankrupt the country. Suddenly, it is not just the economy, but Ross life that is at risk.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Harry vows revenge by taking down the Head of Russias intelligence service in Britain with the help of Lucas North. Lucass loyalties, however, are secretly no longer with MI5 and he exploits Harrys trust to help a Russian submarine destroy Britains communications system, causing financial and social chaos.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Section D are forced to welcome an FSB Officer onto the Grid to help track down Aibek, a rogue nationalist from the ex-Soviet state of Azakstan.Aibek is in the UK to find the last known sample of the nerve agent Paroxocybin. The chase is on, but will the team find a way to stop the nerve agent falling into the wrong hands without ruining Anglo-Russian relations?Meanwhile, Lucass personal life takes a passionate turn.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
The pressure is on for Beth when she goes undercover for MI5 for the first time. She is tasked with protecting a influential oil baron, Robert Westhouse, when the Team receive intel that an assassination attempt will be made on him at a meeting of top oil dealers. But an unexpected ambush throws things off course, and threatens to dredge up her murky mercenary past. Meanwhile, Lucas visits someone who never expected they would see him again.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Relations between the CIA and MI5 are stretched after an American drone is hacked in Afghanistan whilst in British care, leading to the loss of American lives. Beecher - head of the CIA in London - arrives on the Grid to oversee installation of the USs advanced cybersecurity system, Cybershell, to prevent any future disasters.Lucas, out in the field, is tasked with protecting and delivering to the Grid Daniella Ortiz, the young ex-hacker turned White House cryptographer who holds the installation codes. When the Grid is hacked and locked down, the Team are plunged into a nightmare. Will they escape and prevent the theft of all CIA and MI5 intelligence? Will Lucas be able to protect Ortiz when the hackers decide to cut out the middle man?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
Lucas is plunged further into the depths of his past when Vaughn takes his manipulations to a new level.Ruth is approached and followed by an imbalanced council snooper who is convinced hes found a dead drop. She initially keeps her distance from him, but when her curiosity gets the better of her she ends up trapped in a situation not even he could have predicted. Lucas and Harry come face to face in the pursuit of the truth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
The American president is on his way to London to chair top secret peace talks between Israel and Palestine, under the guise of his first state visit. Beth and Dimitri must keep their wits about them as undercover Home Office representatives, tasked with keeping the delegates apart until the talks.When a plot to kill the President is uncovered, they must also track down the assailant. The hotel is put in lockdown as a precaution, but are they locking the threat out? Or in?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Reeling after the explosion at the hotel, Section D are left considering the sacrifices they make as spies. But they are soon back in action, tracking Somalian AQ terrorist Abib on a boat from Tangier.When it becomes clear that the boat is carrying a lethal load, the team fear it is headed to Plymouth for the launch of the newest addition to the Royal Navys fleet. But is the real target elsewhere, and is it too late to find the UK source of the plan?Lucass own faith is challenged when he is visited by an unwelcome ghost from his past.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
The team face their toughest challenge ever: tracking down Lucas North, their Section Chief, friend and one of the best agents MI5 has ever had.Harry decides the team are too close, and brings in a specialist to help with the hunt. But it will not be easy to find a man who has nothing left to lose, and as the search becomes increasingly desperate, Harry and Lucas become embroiled in a deadly game of cat and mouse.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
When a highly skilled trio of Chinese agents arrive in London for 48 hours only, the team must find out why they are here.Ruth goes undercover in a major scientific research corporation where one Chinese scientist, Jiang, proves to be the ultimate prize.Beth activates an asset from the Chinese Security Services to be Section Ds mole on the inside, but has she activated him too soon?Lucas makes a decision that could change his course forever.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
The government publishes its report on the investigation into death of seven terrorist suspects in a fire at a prison. Harry suspects a cover up, then discovers that one of his team has been implicated.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Adam and Zaf try to find a group of terrorists who have infiltrated Britain. Ros oversees a visit by a delegation of Saudi princes offering a guaranteed oil supply in exchange for nuclear expertise, but the Saudi Trade Centre is attacked by terrorists.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 9 Spooks Spooks
Episode 9 - "Episode 9"
MI-5 is put in charge of protecting Niko Grecic, the former right-hand of Tezlia, a Serbian who is put on trial for war crimes.They know that Richard Dempsey, a former MI-6 agent who turned on them, is looking for Grecic to kill him before he can testify. Adam, Jo and Zafar must protect Grecic at all costs.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
MI5 has foiled an attempt to murder the Home Secretary, but the plotters use the new emergency powers to imprison Harry. The team must try to frustrate the coup before Harry is executed.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
MI5 investigate the assassination of a Muslim cleric outside the high court, and uncover a radicalised Christian who is determined to incite a religious war.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Zaf goes deep undercover to infiltrate an Al Qaeda cell that is planning an attack on the UK. When Adam learns that the terrorists are on a suicide mission he tries to prevent them from reaching their target, but events soon spiral out of control.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
The terrorists start to execute hostages in pursuit of their demand for the release of Al Qaeda prisoners held in Saudi Arabia, but suspicion arises as to the true identity of the terrorists.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
The government introduces draconian emergency measures in response to a series of terrorist attacks. MI5 fear that influential establishment figures are behind the attacks and may be planning a coup.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
Posted undercover at the World Trade Summit for Africa, the team discovers an assassination plot. Initially determined to put their lives on the line to prevent the murder, they are faced with a moral dilemma on discovering the motivate behind the plot.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 10 Spooks Spooks
Episode 10 - "Episode 10"
An environmental terrorist group is threatening to flood London if the government does not make a secret document public.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
MI5s best officer, Peter Salter, seems to be joining the enemy. President Bush is scheduled to visit and it seems as though Salter is trying to stop the peace, is this all part of his mission or is he in fact a triple-agent?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Disgraced MP Hampton Wilder has written memoirs with the power to destroy the governement, whats more an old KGB agent is trying to smuggle illegal arms into and out of the country, besmirching the good name of the Prime Ministers right hand man.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
Tom and Helen must go undercover and befriend the wife of a suspected hardcore racist in order to prevent a racewar. Meanwhile Zoe and Tessa learn that a boatload of refugees is due to dock at Dover in the next few days. Things worsen when the operatives realise the two things may be connected and their covers may be blown.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
An abortion doctor is executed by an American pro-life terrorist; Mary Kane. An informant reveals that this is just the tip of the iceberg as Mary has 20 more bombs and plans on using them. To make matters worse she has started training more pro-life groups, within the UK.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Patrick McCann, an IRA leader claims to have information about a nuclear attack on the UK mainland, can MI5 trust the IRA enough to give them what they want in return; 36 hours free of surveillance, free to do whatever they wish?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
Whilst on a routine check of the bugs in the Turkish Embassy, Zoe and all the other people in the embassy are taken hostage by terrorists who wish to negotiate the release of their parents from prison. If Zoes cover as a PR consultant is blown she will almost certainly be killed. Things worsen when Harry realises that the attack on the embassy was all just a distraction from something much, much bigger.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
Harry discovers theres a mole at large in the Grid. Meanwhile, Ros and Adam board a plane undercover in an attempt to stop Iran becoming a nuclear power.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
Zaf and Adam participate in a mission in Tehran that goes wrong. As the investigation advances, the team realizes theyve been lied to as to the goals of their mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
A live TV broadcast announcing the new peace accord between the UK, US and Iran is hijacked by armed gunmen. Can Adam and Ros defuse the situation before someones hurt?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
The country faces a plague outbreak. In a race against time, the officers from Section D have to track down and quarantine everyone who might be infected, while preventing a panic.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
Ros is in grave danger after Bob Hogan discovers shes a traitor. Meanwhile, Harrys brought before Yaltas chief, whose identity shocks him to the core.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 9 Spooks Spooks
Episode 9 - "Episode 9"
The team find themselves suspended from the Grid following what happened involving Ros. Harry learns from an old adversary about a bomb he has planted in London. The team realise that if they respond their lives will be in danger but if they dont it will be public who suffer. A shocking discovery is made when they discover who is behind thelatest threat.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
MI5 have to intercept a Russian arms dealer who plans to pass blueprints for a nuclear device to Iran. Adam and Ana decide to bring their relationship to a close.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
A British plane is thought to have been hijacked and taken to an American airstrip. Ros is captured by the Yalta organisation when the team show up and they learn of an international cover-up.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 10 Spooks Spooks
Episode 10 - "Episode 10"
Hardliners opposed to the peace between Iran and the West have targeted a London school. Jo is captured by Redbacks, the mercenaries who abducted Zaf.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
As an Algerian extremist escapes his home detention, the team fear he may be plotting a terror attack on US businesses in the UK with the help of local Iranians. However, working with the Americans to stop the attack proves a trying task given their recently-deceitful behaviour.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 4 Spooks Spooks
Episode 4 - "Episode 4"
After stealing a large amount of money from a bank a man is found Crucified on the moors. The treasury call in the team to investigate but when Harry decides to take the mission further Dannys life is put in danger
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 2 Spooks Spooks
Episode 2 - "Episode 2"
A fellow agent informs Tom that young boys & men from a Mosque in Birminham are being trained as suicide bombers. They need an undercover spook, but who should or can go?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 9 Spooks Spooks
Episode 9 - "Episode 9"
Tom is undercover with Customs but when he goes off to phone in the rest of the crew are murdered. A Colombian drugs cartel are suspected. Zoe and Tom are sent undercover to turn the girlfriend of the head of the cartel. Tonight also sees the re-appearance of Tessa and she wants revenge on Harry and MI5. Will she endanger Tom and Zoes life? Will the Mole be found before its to late? Or will Tessa get her revenge and allow someone to die?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 3 Spooks Spooks
Episode 3 - "Episode 3"
MI5s mainframe has been hacked into. But Tom and his team think they have found a lead in the form of an I.T. teacher, so Zoe is sent undercover to get close to him and find out his secrets. Will they be able to stop the culprit before the inner sanctum is breached and every agents identity revealed?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 6 Spooks Spooks
Episode 6 - "Episode 6"
The President of the USA makes an unexpected stop in London. Tom and his team are forced to work with the CIA. A power struggle between the 2 secret organizations begins but will they stop fighting before a terrible mistake is made? And will Tom ex-girlfriend leave well alone or will she have to be taught a lesson?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 10 Spooks Spooks
Episode 10 - "Episode 10"
Tom ignores Harrys demands to end his relationship with CIA officer Christine Dale.Christine hands Tom a secure communication which she has accidentally received from high up in the CIA. It says that an American assassin has come to the UK for a hit and that the CIA are going to take him out, without informing Five or any of the security services. Tom cant tell Harry what he knows so enlists Danny and Zoe to help him. However things start to go wrong and tonights episode is all Smoke and Mirrors will the truth be uncovered before something goes terribly wrong? Has Tom gone bad?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 7 Spooks Spooks
Episode 7 - "Episode 7"
A French scientist has gone renegade and taken a top secret weapon called Firestorm with him, which he is threatening to sell to the highest bidder. Now he has ended up in the UK, and MI5 are forced to work with French Intelligence. But the British want the technology they have to steal the technology without the french finding out and using an agent that if caught has no affiliation to 5. But there is a burglary at Harrys flat which puts the operation in jeopardy, or does it?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 8 Spooks Spooks
Episode 8 - "Episode 8"
A new series of strikes prompted by the unions has the team worried. And when news of a strike by the army, Tom is sent undercover to investigate. Meanwhile Zoe takes charge back at the Grid and is tasked with moving spent uranium cells across the country after rail strikes prevent it taking its usual route. Will it get to Dover on time? Or will it fall into the wrong hands?
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 5 Spooks Spooks
Episode 5 - "Episode 5"
Toms skills as leader are tested to their extremes when they take part in an Extreme Emergency Response Initiative Exercise (EERIE) to test their response to nuclear, chemical or biological act in central London, but when the power in the grid is cut and Harry starts to feel ill, they soon begin to suspect its for real.
Added on September 21, 2011
Spooks
Episode 1 Spooks Spooks
Episode 1 - "Episode 1"
The series picks up exactly where we left it. With Toms family trapped in his house with a bomb and nothing Tom or the other Spooks can do but watch on. There is a huge explosion and the credits begin. However there is no time to focus on these events as a Serbian Warlord has been seen entering the U.K. vowing revenge for the death of his sons in a N.A.T.O. bombing raid. Zoe is sent undercover to track him down, and stop anymore deaths.
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Chris Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 3 - "Chris"
Chris decides to throw a party when his mom leaves for the weekend.
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Stanley Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 5 - "Stanley"
No Description Available
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Abbud Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 6 - "Abbud"
No Description Available
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Tina Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 9 - "Tina"
No Description Available
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Michelle Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 7 - "Michelle"
No Description Available
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Cadie Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 4 - "Cadie"
Cadie tries to come to terms with her obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Eura/Everyone Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 10 - "Eura/Everyone"
No Description Available
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Tony Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 1 - "Tony"
Tony focuses on getting Stanley to lose his virginity with Cadie, even though Stanley actually likes Tonys girlfriend, Michelle. Stanley buys some weed to help him sleep with Cadie, but Cadie overdoses on pills, and her friends have to rush her to a hospital in the middle of a party. Cadie is fine, but the car they stole from the party (along with the weed) sinks in a lake. The episode ends with Tony and Stanley laying in Tonys bed.
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Tea Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 2 - "Tea"
Tea hooks up with Betty from her school after going to a night club. While she considers it a one-night stand and just wants sex, Betty wants more. Tea considers all the girls she sleeps with boring and doesnt think that anyone matches her. Stanley is being threatened by the drug dealer Dr. Le Dong after losing the weed. Teas father sets her up on a blind date, unbeknownst to her that it is Tony. The two go on the date, get drunk, dances to (wade in the water), and then hook up. She immediately realizes that it was a mistake. The next day, Betty kisses Tea at school and everyone sees, including Tony who is a bit jealous. Michelle doesnt know that Tea and Tony hooked up. Tea comes into her grandmothers room (Nana) and Nana tells how she was in love with a woman during the time Eisenhower was president and that she couldnt be with her due to the religious and social norms of the day. Tea begins to cry. The episode ends with Tony calling Tea. Tea says it cant work out, but Tony says that he is her match. Betty calls and Tea ignores it, hanging up with Tony as well. She gets up and starts dancing to (wade in the water) on her iPod
Added on September 21, 2011
Skins (US)
Daisy Skins (US) Skins (US)
Episode 8 - "Daisy"
No Description Available
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Bank Job Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 3 - "Bank Job"
The team goes on a routine mission to retrieve an Abnormal and take it to safety. But the mission becomes anything but routine when they are forced to stage a bank heist in order to protect the public from harm.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Vigilante Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 9 - "Vigilante"
Will takes command of the Sanctuary while Magnus and Druitt search for a critical artifact in London. Knowing that Magnuss only hope for a cure lies in the secret subterranean city, Will ignores her warnings and releases Adam-Hyde in the hope that he will lead them to an access point for Hollow Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
For King and Country Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 8 - "For King and Country"
With Adam on lockdown at the Sanctuary, Magnus investigates his connection to Hollow Earth - and Druitt - while being forced to reveal dark secrets about the chaotic origins of the Five.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Trail of Blood Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 4 - "Trail of Blood"
Nikola Tesla surfaces, sending Helen an SOS from the Colombian Highlands - but Will doesnt think he can be trusted.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
One Night Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 13 - "One Night"
Looking to share a quiet, "normal" evening out with Abby, Will and his date are abducted en route to the restaurant by a desperate gang leader who faces certain death without their help. Then, upon learning the abductors identity, Magnus suddenly ceases all attempts at rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Hangover Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 12 - "Hangover"
Returning home from an overnight trip, Magnus is stunned to find the Sanctuary in a complete and utter shambles - only hours before a scheduled inspection by a UN Security Team. A bruised and battered Henry only adds to the mystery by claiming that he was attacked by Will.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Normandy Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 17 - "Normandy"
Discover Magnuss role in a turning point of World War II history.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Pax Romana Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 11 - "Pax Romana"
Magnus is revived to answer Rannas questions and soon figures out that despite Rannas efforts the city is in great deal of trouble and the fall of Praxis could also threaten the surface world however Magnus is able to help. Magnus and Ranna makes an understanding to help and she revives rest of the gang. Magnus manages to save the city with the help from Gregory Magnus meanwhile Will tries to breakdown Adams plan that can cause huge trouble.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Hollow Men Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 10 - "Hollow Men"
Seeking a gateway to the secret subterranean city, Magnus leads a treacherous mission to Tibet - telling a bitter Adam that he must stay behind while promising to bring back a cure for their radiation sickness. Because of their source blood, Magnus insists that Tesla and Druitt stay behind as well, taking the only shield Tesla was able to construct for herself. The hidden city, however, is rigged with deadly security traps - and death awaits the team at every turn.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Animus Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 6 - "Animus"
Word of a possible werewolf sighting prompts Henry and Will to visit an English psychiatric facility. As they probe a potential connection to Henrys Hyper Accelerated Protean past - and future - Magnus and Tesla investigate the mysterious holographic city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Breach Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 7 - "Breach"
Magnus responds to an anonymous call for help at an abandoned building. But when she gets trapped inside, she discovers whoever made the call has a very different agenda.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Out of the Blue Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 19 - "Out of the Blue"
No Description Available
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Carentan Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 18 - "Carentan"
A colleague vanishes amid unexplained disappearances in Normandy, France, where Magnus and her team run into a military blockade during their investigation
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Firewall Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 2 - "Firewall"
Will suffers from amnesia regarding the events of his near-death experience, but some unwanted visitors become intent on finding out what is locked in his memory.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Metamorphosis Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 14 - "Metamorphosis"
Wills transformation has him literally climbing the walls.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Wingman Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 15 - "Wingman"
Will and Henrys double date goes awry when Magnus tasks them with an Abnormal delivery.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Into the Black Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 20 - "Into the Black"
Receiving word that a large group of Abnormals has been spotted near a South Dakotan cave entrance, Magnus realizes its the first wave of Abnormals emerging from Hollow Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Kali (3) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 1 - "Kali (3)"
The Sanctuary team must find and stop Kali before the tidal wave could kill millions. Meanwhile, in Mumbai, Will is still fighting for his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Awakening Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 16 - "Awakening"
Magnus and Tesla investigate a former Praxian stronghold and unintentionally stumble on vampiric secrets.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Hero II: Broken Arrow Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 5 - "Hero II: Broken Arrow"
Kate gains super-hero-like abilities when an Abnormal attaches itself to her for safe keeping.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Revelations (1) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 12 - "Revelations (1)"
Abnormals in remote regions are subjected to an airborne biological agent that compels them to launch a violent string of murders
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Folding Man Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 4 - "Folding Man"
An investigation into a string of bizarre robberies leads Magnus and Will to a crime ring of thieves who seem to be able to slip between the cracks of the lawliterally.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Edward Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 8 - "Edward"
A young artist with an uncanny ability to draw remarkably detailed pictures from memory may be the key to solving a case surrounding the suspicious death of his abusive father.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Warriors Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 10 - "Warriors"
Investigating the disappearance of an old college friend, Will finds himself caught in an underground fight club where the combatants are genetically engineered abnormals who fight to the death like modern day gladiators.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
The Five Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 7 - "The Five"
While leading a covert meeting in Rome, Magnus encounters an old friend from her past who confides that the cabal has come to exact revenge on her for the events in "Fata Morgana."
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Revelations (2) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 13 - "Revelations (2)"
The Five, led by Magnus, attempt to find the secret labyrinth in the decimated city of Bhalasaam. Once located, they must complete a series of cryptic tests that can only be achieved using each of their unique powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Fata Morgana Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 3 - "Fata Morgana"
Dr. Helen Magnus, her daughter Ashley, and new to the Sanctuary, Dr. Will Zimmerman release three women from a mysterious crypt in Scotland, bringing them back to the Sanctuary for refuge. Unbeknownst to the team, and the women themselves, they have extraordinary powers. And their disappearance does not go undetected by a powerful cabal, resolute on reclaiming what it determines is theirs.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Instinct Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 11 - "Instinct"
Magnus and the Sanctuary team attempt to capture a rare and deadly creature - all under the watchful eye of a local news crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Kush Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 5 - "Kush"
Returning with an abnormal captured in the Himalayas, Magnus and Will are stranded from civilization and aid after their plane goes down in a desolate mountain range. While anxiously waiting for a rescue team, the surviving passengers begin to fall victim to vicious and deadly attacks throughout the night. It becomes chillingly apparent that surviving the cold is the least of their worries and no one, not even Magnus and Will, is above suspicion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Sanctuary for All (2) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 2 - "Sanctuary for All (2)"
As Will attempts to help Alexi coup with his abnormality, Helen gets a visitor from her past.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Nubbins Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 6 - "Nubbins"
When a mating pair of cute, furry and seemingly harmless abnormals is brought in for scientific study, the Sanctuary team begins to exhibit some hidden animal attractions for one another.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Requiem Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 9 - "Requiem"
Magnus and Will investigate a distressing call for help deep below the Bermuda Triangle resulting in a deadly battle to save Magnuss life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Sanctuary for All (1) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 1 - "Sanctuary for All (1)"
The enigmatic Dr. Helen Magnus recruits insightful forensic psychiatrist Will Zimmerman to join her in the quest to track, study and protect the strange and often terrifying creatures that secretly populate our world.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Eulogy Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 3 - "Eulogy"
With chaos all around them, the team must come to terms with how to rebuild after the Cabals attacks. Magnus takes a methodical approach to prove Ashley is still alive, while Will and Henry take on the daunting task of processing the hundreds of Abnormals who now seek refuge at the Sanctuary.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Next Tuesday Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 8 - "Next Tuesday"
Magnus and Will are called to make a straightforward retrieval of a rare Abnormal off the coast of Louisiana. With a commissioned helicopter, the retrieval is successful and their cargo securely on board. But as the pair starts heading back to the mainland, something causes the unusual sea creature to break loose. Unable to control the Abnormal and the helicopter simultaneously, Magnus and Will make a crash landing and find themselves entangled in guy wire, precariously dangling over an abandoned oil bore well several feet above the water in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.With the Abnormal nowhere to be found, Magnus concludes it has made its getaway into the depths of the water. But their solitude doesnt last long. Not only does the Abnormal return, its even angrier than before. And Magnus and Will quickly learn they must escape or become its next victim.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Kali (1) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 12 - "Kali (1)"
The team investigate a murder in Mumbai, and find a connection to the ancient cult of Kali, whose followers can foretell disaster. However, Will falls ill and disappears, and is somehow linked to the mystery.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Pavor Nocturnus Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 5 - "Pavor Nocturnus"
A disoriented Magnus wakes up to find the Sanctuary in ruins and the entire city decimated, with no memory of how the devastation occurred.While surveying the destruction, she is attacked by an inhuman creature but saved by two armed men who stun her and take her to an abandoned warehouse.After being hosed down and left shivering and exhausted, Magnus fears the worst when a battle-scarred figure enters the room.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Sleepers Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 10 - "Sleepers"
Magnus and Will investigate a number of inexplicable teenage disappearances. The common denominator in the case seems to be that they all recently spent time at an exclusive rehab clinic in Mexico.Paying a visit to the clinic, Magnus and Will are surprised to meet the programs directornone other than a disguised Nikola Tesla, one of the original Five.Tesla portentously explains he has been working on a treatment that cures the teens of their addictions in merely a week. Magnus and Will know Tesla has an ulterior motive and press him to disclose the real purpose for the clinic. Unable to hold back his excitement, Tesla reveals he is actually turning his patients into Vampires.Teslas treatment is designed to create a time-release of the Vampire gene, evolving his unsuspecting patients into Vampires over a 30-year period. But when one of his patients discovers the formula to speed up the process, they find themselves up against a powerful and determined group of new Vampires. Unless they can be stopped, Magnus fears Tesla may have unleashed the resurrection of the deadliest race of Abnormals ever to roam the Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Veritas Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 7 - "Veritas"
Will goes up against the heads of the Sanctuary Network to defend Magnus who is charged with a shocking murder. But as the evidence stacks up against her, even Will has trouble finding a way to convincingly defend her innocence.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sanctuary
Fragments Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 6 - "Fragments"
Dr. Helen Magnus fights to save the life of one of the Sanctuarys research scientists who was viciously attacked by a seemingly docile Abnormal. Baffled by the creatures uncharacteristic behavior, Henry tries to figure out what, or who, caused the domesticated Abnormal to react so violently.
Added on September 21, 2011
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End of Nights (2) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 2 - "End of Nights (2)"
Furious at being duped into a trap, Magnus (AMANDA TAPPING) takes on Kate (AGAM DARSHI), demanding information and complete access to her Cabal contacts. The Cabals true agenda is revealed and Magnus realizes that they are not only holding Ashley (EMILIE ULLERUP) as ransom to obtain complete control of the Sanctuary Network, but turning her into the ultimate weapon. Now transformed into a Super Abnormal with devastating powers, Ashley and her newly cloned fighters begin their onslaught, destroying Sanctuaries in cities around the world. Tesla (JONATHON YOUNG) and Henry (RYAN ROBBINS) attempt to create a weapon that can stop the attackswithout killing Ashley. As the team prepares to defend the Sanctuary with Teslas new weapon, Magnus must come to the realization that they may not be able to stop the Cabals attacks without harming Ashley. She realizes she might have to choose between saving her only daughter, or losing the Sanctuary and all the lives and secrets within it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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End of Nights (1) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 1 - "End of Nights (1)"
The search for Ashley puts Magnus and her allies in the path of Kate Freelander (Agam Darshi), a con artist with ties to the Cabal who divulges the location of a secret facility
Added on September 21, 2011
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Penance Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 9 - "Penance"
Magnus is reunited with an old friend, Jimmy who is transporting a valuable elemental Abnormal to the Sanctuary for safety.But an underground mob accustomed to cashing in on the Abnormal black market, tracks down Jimmy and his valuable cargo before the delivery is complete. Magnus and Jimmy find themselves in a dangerous shootout, determined to save the Abnormal. Will, Kate and Henry are quick on the scene as backup. Kate proves her worth when she manages to get Jimmy and the Abnormal to safety. But not before taking a shot from one of the mobsters herself.Hiding out in an abandoned, derelict motel room until the immediate danger of the mob passes, Jimmy tends to Kates gunshot wound. With little to do but talk and wait for Magnus to find them, Jimmy and Kate discover an unexpected common history.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hero Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 4 - "Hero"
A superhero is trapped by Magnus, and his lack of finesse affects the teams work. Elsewhere, Will and Declan go on the search for a creature thats loose in the city, after the discovery of an eggshell.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kali (2) Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 13 - "Kali (2)"
Will begins to experience strange visions that are connected to the Cult of Kali. Magnus has difficulty with finding the solution to their problems.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Haunted Sanctuary Sanctuary
Episode 11 - "Haunted"
The team rescues the occupants of a sinking ship off the coast of South Africa and teleport them to the Sanctuary. However, Magnus suspects Druitt of murdering one of the passengers during the rescue.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pandora Skins Skins
Episode 4 - "Pandora"
With the first and only boy Pandoras ever fancied having been deported, Pandora is desperate for some fun and decides to throw a party. Unknown to Pandora, Katie has used some special ingredients in the chocolate brownies, which take the party to another level. Effy knows, but hasnt warned Pandora or her mum Angela (Sally Phillips), who is munching happily on the choccie treats. Effy can only look on while her best friends mums behaviour gets increasingly bizarre. Pandora grabs the fun where she can, and towards the end of the evening lets her heart rule her head but will she regret it in the morning, and will her best mate forgive her? Also guest starring (David Baddiel) as Steve, and (Harry Enfield) as Jim Stonem.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Freddie Skins Skins
Episode 5 - "Freddie"
Freddies the black sheep of his family, and seen as a waste of space. His big sister Karen (Klariza Clayton) has ambitions - shes reached the final of a TV talent show to find a new member of girl group Da Sexxbombz. Freddie despises her lust for celebrity but is emotionally blackmailed into sticking to the story she and their Dad, Leo (Simon Day), are spinning about their dead mother, all to look good in front of the cameras, and thereby increase her chances of success. He cringes at the whole thing. If this wasnt bad enough, living in the shadow of the increasingly reckless Cook is becoming too much to bear. When Effy turns up at his shed, Freddie doesnt know what to do with himself. Theres a connection between them, there always has been, but this is shattered when Cook and JJ arrive. He feels torn between his family,his friends, and his heart, and the isolation is overwhelming. Will Freddie start to put himself first, or will he retreat to his shed, and beloved skateboard, as he always has before? Featuring a special guest performance from DJ Scott Mills.
Added on September 21, 2011
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JJ Skins Skins
Episode 7 - "JJ"
JJs (Ollie Barbieri ) feeling lost and confused. The upset within the gang has taken its toll on him, and his fine balancing act has come unstuck. When he visits his psychiatric clinic, he just gets given more drugs.At home, his mother (Juliet Cowan) is worn out with it all, and away from the home, JJ can see his friends coming apart at the seams. With Effy (Kaya Scodelario) at such a low ebb, and the chance discovery of Cook (Jack OConnell), Freddie (Luke Pasqualino) and Pandoras (Lisa Backwell) secrets, he feels the burden to be overwhelming. But an unlikely member of the gang - Emily (Kathryn Prescott ) - proves to be the true friend at his time of need.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cook Skins Skins
Episode 2 - "Cook"
Its Cooks (Jack OConnell) 17th birthday, and half the college have been invited to his uncles pub to witness a night Cook believes will go down in history. The girls get are about to leave when Freddie (Luke Pasqualino) gets a phone call from his sister Karen (Klariza Clayton). Shes at her best friend Kayleighs (Amy Burnett) engagement party and they want to get the party started. The gang head off uninvited.Cook attracts the attention of Kayleighs dad, notorious local gangster Johnny White (Mackenzie Crook). The party is a timid affair, so - ignoring Freddies warnings about Johnny White - Cook decides to do as the Cookie monster does and up the tempo, and the evening takes a turn for the worst. The gang manage to escape, but split up afterwards after Cook tries to come onto the girls. Freddie tells him he is tired of looking after him and leaves Cook and JJ to go to a local stripclub/prostitute agency, where JJ refuses to go further than kissing and Cook overhears Johnny White in the next room. He plans to blackmail him, and the gangster antagonises him until JJ has to forcibly restrain Cook from beating him. Cook realises what hes done when Johhny tells him: "The next time I see you...youre dead." He leaves and ends up outside Freddies house at six in the morning, and the two share an intense heart-to-heart about their friendship, while Freddie agrees to look after him again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Effy Skins Skins
Episode 8 - "Effy"
Effy (Kaya Scodelario) is at the lowest point, but this time theres no older brother at home to notice; and home life has deteriorated so much that its even harder than ever for her to communicate.Katie (Megan Prescott), having usurped Effy as Queen Bee, takes every opportunity to rub in her superiority and highlight the fact that Freddie (Luke Pasqualino) is her man, and Effy is to keep her hands off. She invites Effy to a party in the woods, but there are stipulations - Effy has to drive, and Cook is not welcome.As they all head off, the car strains with tension - as secrets and rivalries build. Their paranoid state increases when they have a frightening run in with some poachers. Freddie manages to lighten the mood, and as they arrive at the campsite, they recover themselves and start to have fun.Effy finds some magic mushrooms, and they experiment. Katies jealousy of Effy returns, as Effy becomes the centre of the action. The fun and excitement intensify, that is until it becomes clear someone has been tampering with their stuff. Hearing gun shots, they realise someone is charging towards them. The atmosphere darkens and any fun they were having disappears in an instant.Later, Effy gets the opportunity to follow her heart, but a decision she makes may be difficult to ever recover from.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Katie And Emily Skins Skins
Episode 9 - "Katie And Emily"
What a difference a party makes. Since their disaster in the forest, the twins lives have descended into chaos. Katie is refusing to leave the house and must face her lack of control, while Emily is struggling with her feelings for Naomi. With the college ball approaching, a showdown is imminent.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Naomi Skins Skins
Episode 6 - "Naomi"
Naomi (Lily Loveless) thinks she has the world worked out, and puts people in their appropriate boxes. Theres her hippy mum (Olivia Colman); the adoration from Emily (Kathryn Prescott); Cooks (Jack OConnell) insulting misogyny; and her politics teacher, Kierans (Ardal OHanlon), flattery. She thinks she has them all sussed, and that its only her who can see the truth. However, the upcoming student elections leave her at a loss, and her insecurities get the better of her. The trust and confidence inspired by a friend encourages her to stand up to her arch rival, the antithesis of everything she stands for, as her and Cook go head to head; but Naomi learns that nothing is black and white anymore.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Everyone Skins Skins
Episode 1 - "Everyone"
Its the first day of term at Roundview College and a new gang is forming. Best friends Freddie (Luke Pasqualino), JJ (Ollie Barbieri), and Cook (Jack OConnell) are en-route to college. Their world collides with Effys (Kaya Scodelario), and Cook is intrigued this trouble maker has met his match. However, both Freddie and JJ are equally smitten.Identical twin sisters, Katie (Megan Prescott) and Emily (Kathryn Prescott), prepare for their first day; as per usual, Katie walks all over her sister Emily. Once at college, Effy and Katie clock one another immediately, whilst Effys best mate Pandora (Lisa Backwell) tells Effy she wants to lose her virginity "asap".At college, Cook tries to charm the girl sitting next to him but instead winds her up. Naomi (Lily Loveless) doesnt suffer fools gladly and grasses Cook up.Effy issues smitten Freddie, JJ and Cook with a challenge to be completed by the end of the day. The winner will get to know her better.And so the first day at college begins...
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thomas Skins Skins
Episode 3 - "Thomas"
In this episode, Thomas (Merveille Lukeba) arrives alone in the UK from the Congo. His family are due to join him in a few days, and he has to find somewhere for them to live. He finds an abandoned flat on an estate, but little does he know that local gangster Johnny White (Mackenzie Crook) is his new landlord, and theres no way Johnnys going to let him live there for free. Thomas has to fend for himself, but a chance encounter at a bus stop, and a mutual love of doughnuts brings him together with Pandora (Lisa Backwell) and Effy (Kaya Scodelario). They head to Effys house, where they find Effys mum, Anthea Stonem (Morwenna Banks), has a surprise visitor, her husbands boss, Steve (David Baddiel). Its fate for Pandora and Thomas, who hit it off immediately: she takes him to see her Aunt Elizabeth (Maureen Lipman), who just might have the answer to Thomass insolvency, with a rather unconventional money-making scheme.This episode was written by Daniel Kaluuya, the former Posh Kenneth in the two first series of Skins and Bryan Elsley.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Everyone Skins Skins
Episode 10 - "Everyone"
When Freddie and JJ fall out over Cook, the confusion surrounding the gangs love lives reaches a dramatic conclusion as the series infamous love triangle is potentially brought to an end.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Emily Skins Skins
Episode 2 - "Emily"
Emily and Naomi are caught up in the police investigation following the events of Episode 1. When Naomi lies to the police, Emily becomes suspicious and decides to investigate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Thomas Skins Skins
Episode 1 - "Thomas"
Theres a party at one of Thomas club nights and all the gang are there; Cook is still up to no good, Freddie is learning increasingly more about love and the girls are busy dancing.An accident during the evening, however, leaves Thomas feeling guilty and alienated from the rest of the group. Will their friendship survive?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Freddie Skins Skins
Episode 5 - "Freddie"
Freddie is loved up. Completely. He and Effy are enjoying their time together and carrying on their hedonistic ways with no thought of tomorrow.His father and sister never see him and neither do the rest of the gang. At College, hes been threatened with expulsion if he doesnt get his work in. Hes given a final warning by new teacher Mr T Love and the pressures on to fix things. Only thing is, Effys not on the same page and its Freddie she takes it out on. Freddies left to work out whether Effys worth fighting for this time. As everything starts to unravel, hes in a race against time to fix whats most important to him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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JJ Skins Skins
Episode 6 - "JJ"
JJ is in love. Lara Lloyd is sweet perfection and hes smitten. But JJ thinks shes way out of his league and lacks the courage to ask her out. Thomas tells him he should make a move, and if he doesnt, he will. So JJ plucks up the courage
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cook Skins Skins
Episode 3 - "Cook"
Cook is up on a charge of GBH. Despite multiple witnesses, he insists on pleading not guilty, to the frustration of his brief, Duncan. Hes granted bail but given an electronic tagging order and curfew to the house of his Mum. Mum is Ruth Byatt, a famous contemporary artist. Returning for the first time in a while, Cook is reunited with his younger half-brother Paddy, who idolizes him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Effy Skins Skins
Episode 7 - "Effy"
Effy has been in a psychiatric hospital recovering since she tried to take her own life. After lots of sessions with her counsellor John Foster, he tells her she is ready to go back home. Effy is worried she could slip back into her previous state, but John assures her that as long as she is disciplined she will be ok, and she will still visit him for sessions.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Everyone Skins Skins
Episode 8 - "Everyone"
With their A-level results in for most of the gang, thoughts about the past and the future are on their minds.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Katie Skins Skins
Episode 4 - "Katie"
Katie Fitch has a problem. Katies familys bankrupt, and theyve got nowhere to live. And under the strain of it all, Jenna and Rob seem to be headed for splitsville and James Fitch is scared.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Franky Skins Skins
Episode 1 - "Franky"
The award-winning drama is back for a fifth series following the lives of eight teenagers in Bristol. There are eight new friends, four boys: Nick, Rich, Alo, Matty and four girls: Franky, Liv, Mini and Grace. Franky starts at Roundview and is determined not to be a loner and things seem to be going well until she accidentally challenges Minis position as queen bee and when she doesnt conform to Minis expectations, shes spat out. Franky then meets Matty who understands and empowers her giving her the strength to stand up to Mini. Grace admires Franky, and a new gang is formed with Alo, Rich and Grace. Franky has finally found friends, but in doing so has started a war with Mini.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Grace Skins Skins
Episode 7 - "Grace"
Grace takes centre stage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Alo Skins Skins
Episode 6 - "Alo"
Alo is bored with his life on Creevey Farm and he ends up going to the city so that he can party and try and get laid. His parents decide to take him out of college in an attempt to force him to buckle down on the farm. Alo ends up throwing a party at the farm which ends up ruining the place. After his dad is hospitalised he finally realises that its time for him to grow up.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nick Skins Skins
Episode 5 - "Nick"
Nick is the star of the school but following Mattys reappearance he becomes unsettled and as he sees Matty slip effortlessly into new friendships, old wounds come back to the surface. After realising that everything he thought he wanted is crushing him, Nick leaves it all behind and puts his faith in Matty.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Everyone Skins Skins
Episode 8 - "Everyone"
The gang are pulling together for the happy couple and putting their various differences and total messed-up situations aside for the day. But with lovely-but-shambolic Alo as best man, its hardly a surprise that they run into trouble and become separated in the wilds of Somerset.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mini Skins Skins
Episode 3 - "Mini"
Mini is the Queen Bee at Roundview, right? But shes feeling under threat when Grace brings her new bf Franky to the charity fashion show meeting. What to do, hmmmm? She ends up sacking them both, she hasnt time for friends like Grace.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Liv Skins Skins
Episode 4 - "Liv"
Mini knows how to get revenge. She befriends Franky, Rich, Alo et al. so she can totally isolate Liv whos is still having a scene with Nick. Throw a free house, a load of weed and an impromptu house party into the mix and it all gets a bit much for our Liv.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rich Skins Skins
Episode 2 - "Rich"
Rich - or metal Rich to give him his proper name - uses his taste in properly extreme music to keep the world, especially girls, at bay. But when bromantic buddy Alo finds Richs perfect woman, he is forced to harden the eff up and face his fears. To help him get there, he turns to Grace. Grace has to learn the ways of metal in order to impersonate a metal chick, but Rich doesnt make it easy, refusing to believe a lame-streamer could understand him. Will she crack his hard metal exterior?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Effy Skins Skins
Episode 8 - "Effy"
Things get dark this week as Tonys silent little sister, Effy, goes missing. Desperate to find Effy, can Tony rely on any of his old mates, or have they all shunned him forever?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tony Skins Skins
Episode 1 - "Tony"
The first episode of Skins introduces viewers to a gang of friends through their leader, Tony.Tony is good looking, intelligent and ambitious, and he plans to help his best mate, Sid, lose his virginity at posh Abigails party, with the help of some illegal drugs. However, things dont go quite as planned...
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jal Skins Skins
Episode 3 - "Jal"
Jal has reached the finals of Young Musician of the Year, but do her family want her to succeed? Her untalented brothers wont let her practise, and her father, who resents Jals resemblance of her mother, seems more concerned about his younger pretty blonde girlfriend. Meanwhile, it looks like Sid is not out of trouble yet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chris Skins Skins
Episode 4 - "Chris"
Pill-popping Chris wakes up to discover his mother has left home, but given him 1,000 to cover bills - so he blows all the money on drugs and partying, before facing up to the fact that she may never return.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cassie Skins Skins
Episode 2 - "Cassie"
Cassies family and friends are too wrapped up in their own worlds to notice she is not eating and that her health is at risk. Will this change when Cassie gets to know Sid?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sid Skins Skins
Episode 5 - "Sid"
Sid is in trouble, deep trouble. His coursework hasnt made the grade, hes as sexually frustrated as ever, and he cant get his best mates girlfriend, Michelle, out of his head!
Added on September 21, 2011
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Series Finale Skins Skins
Episode 9 - "Series Finale"
The last episode in the series involves Sid attempting to pull himself together and tell Cassie how he feels about her, but with tragic consequences. Meanwhile, nobody is in the mood to celebrate Anwars birthday, and Tony is out of luck when he tries to make amends.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Maxxie and Anwar Skins Skins
Episode 6 - "Maxxie and Anwar"
A school trip to Russia provides plenty of opportunity for the testing of friendships, as Anwars religion and Maxxies sexuality collide.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Michelle Skins Skins
Episode 7 - "Michelle"
A distraught Michelle breaks-up with Tony after he fails to own-up to cheating on her with Maxxie in Russia. Michelle also faces conflict at home, with her latest young step-dad. However, things start to look-up when Michelle meets Josh, Abigails brother. A jealous Tony is determined to sabotage the new relationship though, but will Michelle take him back?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cassie Skins Skins
Episode 9 - "Cassie"
Whats the matter with Cassie? Shes back together with Sid, Chris is on the mend, Michelle and Tony are back with each other and A-level exams are finally over. So to celebrate, Sid has organised a dinner party where everyone can try to get along. But how can they? Jal is lying to Chris, Chris is lying to everyone, including himself. And when it finally gets too much, Cassie runs. She runs and runs and keeps on going - until she arrives at a totally magical place, where the people are friendly and she can get along. But can she be happy?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Michelle Skins Skins
Episode 4 - "Michelle"
So Michelles Mum Anna has gone and done it again. Married another new husband. And worse, Michelle has to move in with them into their new house. But even worse, this time Michelle has to contend with a new big-titted, emotionally-manipulative step sister called Scarlett. Before she knows whats happening, Scarlett is invading her life, co-opting her friends and offering unwanted advice about what to do about her still incapacitated ex-boyfriend Tony.So when Scarlett inveigles herself onto Michelles birthday camping trip to the Gower and starts to move in on the emotionally fragile Sid, Michelles got to do something. Sid needs Michelle, hes her friend, so she does the only thing she knows. But whos that arriving back from Scotland and full of hope for Sid? Now that is bad timing.step in. Sid needs a friend, Michelle. But Sid has always had a thing for her so she does the only thing she knows. Now they have to live with the consequences. Are they going to tell Tony? And whos that arriving back from Scotland and full of hope for Sid? Now that is bad timing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chris Skins Skins
Episode 5 - "Chris"
Chris college career has been a long road full of tribulations; drugs, petty theft, non attendance and resounding failure. So when the CCTV cameras catch him shagging Buck Tooth in the Science corridor, the College Director calls time. Chris is out. And out of his college accommodation as well. Homeless, family-less, Chris is going down hill fast, until Jal steps in with a challenge. Shell try to unwind a little so long as he gets his act together and gets some focus.So Chris gets a job, several jobs, in fact every time hes fired he gets another one, and he moves into the smallest bed-sit in Bristol. So Jals got to chill out, and wow when she does shes pretty gorgeous, and talented, and cool, and...Could Chris have had his eyes opened wider than any drug could do?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tony and Maxxie Skins Skins
Episode 1 - "Tony and Maxxie"
Tony is recovering from the massive head injury he sustained at the end of series one. Sid and Michelle are nowhere to be seen, caring for an invalid friend has just been too much for them. So Maxxie is looking after Tony for the day. But Maxxie has his own problems. He desperately wants to leave college and follow his dream to become a dancer, but his Dad Walter is giving him hell about it. Tony wants to go back to college, but his parents wont agree to that either.Their world has been rocked to its foundations and they just dont know what to do with their son. So Maxxie wants out and Tony wants in and theyre going to have to help each other. Thats if the gay hating, ASBO boys on Maxxies estate dont get them first. And all the while Maxxie has a strange feeling that someone else nearby is on his case too.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sid Skins Skins
Episode 3 - "Sid"
Sid hasnt coped at all well with the fact that his best friend Tony is a shadow of the man he was. And his girlfriend Cassie moving away to Scotland hasnt helped either, particularly when he catches her looking like shes having the time of her life with a pair of tartan-clad boys. So his mood is not improved much when his Grandad, a notorious Glaswegian hard bastard arrives, dying of cancer, to say his final goodbyes. He has never liked his son and he likes his Grandson Sid even less. So his arrival makes Sids Dads life a misery too.Especially as hes brought Sids Uncle Sandy and his two weird cousins along for good measure too. Multiply all this by ten when Sids estranged Mum joins in to play happy families. So its Jenkins family meltdown. And when Sid comes down for breakfast he ends up making a discovery that nothing could have prepared him for. Sometimes life is just too sudden, just too cruel. So Sids life crisis deepens into a chasm of despair, what he really needs now is his best mate, he needs Tony.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tony Skins Skins
Episode 6 - "Tony"
Tonys world is a strange one. Isolated, alone, he is desperate to find the way back to himself. Since the accident he lives in a world of half understood dreams. He tries to act normal, but bumping into Sid and Michelle at a club sends him spiralling again. Nobody understands how the world looks to him, nobody except the strange beautiful girl he meets when trying to escape from his so-called best friend and ex-girlfriend.The next day Tony heads off to a University open day and runs into her again. Who is she? His head tells him that she is an angel. But can he ever trust his head again?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jal Skins Skins
Episode 8 - "Jal"
Jals got a secret so big she cant tell anyone until she works out what the hell shes going to do about it. But Spanish A-level revision, music school auditions, and needy best friends are pressing down on her, all while the secret is starting to leak out. Whats more, Chris has asked her to move in with him into his pokey love nest. Jal needs someone, but will a visit from her estranged Mum make everything better? What Jal doesnt know is that Chris has been hiding a secret all of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Results Day Skins Skins
Episode 10 - "Results Day"
Its A-Level results day for the gang but not all of them are present.Decisions are made as they all prepare for the next chapter of their lives.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sketch Skins Skins
Episode 2 - "Sketch"
Maxxie has a creepy feeling that someone is watching him. Someone close by. A hot boy maybe? No such luck. Sketch is Maxxies stalker. A weird loner, who spends most days shut up in a poky flat looking after their disabled Mum. So their attentions turn to the fit blonde boy who lives on the estate. Soon everything in their life is about Maxxie If only he would even notice them. Meanwhile, the sixth form college production of Osama: The Musical is teetering towards disaster under the heavy-handed guidance of lecherous drama teacher Bruce.But Sketch is prepared to do anything to get leading man Maxxie, and if they cant have him, theyre going to make sure nobody can - and especially not his current leading lady Michelle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Effy Skins Skins
Episode 7 - "Effy"
What is it about Effy? The mysterious one had a lot to deal with. The Stonem family home is in disarray, while Dad Jim is working abroad, Mum Anthea is also away, with the fairies; and Tony is moping after Michelle. On top of this, Effy has her GCSE art coursework deadline looming. So solving all her familys problems, planning her academic future, as well as sorting out the Tony and Michelle, Sid and Cassie dilemma is all she needs right now. And then on top of this, whilst also trying to maintain her reputation for being the wildest kid on the block, shes lumbered with the new girl, spoddy Pandora.So how weird when suddenly Pandora turns out to be best friend material. Maybe the futures bright after all, Effy and Pandoras future at least.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Secret Circle
Pilot The Secret Circle The Secret Circle
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Cassie Blakes world is turned upside down after her mother dies in a mysterious accident, forcing Cassie to move in with her loving grandmother Jane in the small town of Chance Harbor, Washington. While trying to adjust to her new life, Cassie is quickly befriended by Diana Meade, a sweet-natured classmate who offers to show her around and introduces her to mean-girl Faye, her sidekick Melissa and Cassies next door neighbor Nick. Things get complicated when she meets Adam, Dianas boyfriend, with whom she feels an instant and powerful connection. Upon meeting one of her mothers childhood friends, Dawn Chamberlain, the school principal and Fayes mother, Cassie begins to wonder why her mother never spoke of her hometown. When strange and dangerous things begin to happen, Cassies new friends are forced to tell her their secret - they are all witches and her arrival will complete the Circle. However, the Circle has not been drawn together again by chance - Dianas father, Charles Meade has plans of his own for the group.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
So Help You God Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 15 - "So Help You God"
Grace may be able to tell God all the things she has done through her life because of her bond with Earl.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Loose Men in Tight Jeans Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 16 - "Loose Men in Tight Jeans"
Everybody cant figure out why Capt. Perry seems to be on an edge all the time. Rhetta and Ronnie learn to communicate better since the start of their relationship with Johnny.
Added on September 21, 2011
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What Would You Do? Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 4 - "What Would You Do?"
The team is focused on a series of brutal home break-ins, but the latest one seems different than the others. Meanwhile, Matthew, a fellow angel of Earls, is having trouble saving souls, and hones in on Earls space.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shes a Lump Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 2 - "Shes a Lump"
Grace and her crew investigate the unusual suicide of a court reporter, and conclude the crime was staged. Elsewhere, Grace tries forming a bond with Neely, despite the fragile physical state of the young drug abuser; and Rhetta is close to losing something very special to her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Need You to Call Earl Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 18 - "I Need You to Call Earl"
Grace has trouble dealing with a food issue and doesnt go to anybody for help to deal with it. Neelys having trouble when her drug problem spirals out of control. A friend of Butchs needs help getting out of a tough situation.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Popcorn Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 8 - "Popcorn"
Butchs reporter girlfriend covers the bizarre slaying of a drug company whistle blower in hopes for a big national scoop. Elsewhere, Graces brother believes his neighbor has a dead body inside his home; and Johnny hopes to finally meet Graces last-chance angel.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
That Was No First Kiss Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 7 - "That Was No First Kiss"
The squad investigates the death of a 99-year-old man who has been shot in the head sitting in his home. The case, which resembles a crime that happened inTulsathree years ago, offers Grace and Perry an opportunity to utilize their expertise in gambling-related crimes from the vice days. It also gives Bobby a chance to reconnect with his dad and Ham a chance to connect with a kindred spirit. But Graces attention is drawn towards Rhetta when she learns something unexpected about Ronnie.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Lets Talk Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 11 - "Lets Talk"
In the immediate aftermath of Grace and Neelys survived fall from the top of a building, Grace, now known as Angel Cop by the city, decides to have it out with God once and for all. But a mysterious stranger might have something to say about that. Ham struggles with his father over the fact that Ham is now dating his dead brothers widow. And the squad investigates a deadly mauling by a dog.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Moooooooo Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 5 - "Moooooooo"
During a case that puts Graces spirituality to the test, the squad investigates the murder of a Hasidic Jew whose body is found near a herd of dead cows. Meanwhile, Grace tries to connect with Neely, and Hams sister-in-law, Amanda, struggles to get over the death of her husband.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Were Already Here Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 1 - "Were Already Here"
Grace ends up in the middle of what could be a plot by an anti-government group linked to the recent death of a police officer, as she reaches out to Neely, the young drug addict who shares visions of Earl. Graces clumsy, off-the-books investigation causes Neely to become injured. Meanwhile, Grace and ham get caught in a compromising position, and Butch makes a surprise announcement.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
You Think Im Gonna Eat My... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 17 - "You Think Im Gonna Eat My Gun?"
Grace must cope with survivors guilt after a fall off a building. Captain Perry has an announcement that could change everything. The squad looks into a murder mystery.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Am I Going to Lose Her? Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 6 - "Am I Going to Lose Her?"
Grace pursues a rape and kidnapping suspect on foot and disappears, possible as a victim herself. But nothing concerning this seems to make sense, including how Earl works the works the investigation. Ham and Rhetta must team up to find Grace before a shocking ending which will leave a lasting impression on the series.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Hear The Birds? Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 12 - "Hear The Birds?"
As Grace deals with the aftermath of her dramatic fall from a building with Neely, she also struggles with the impending death of her grandfather, GeePaw (guest star August Schellenberg). Meanwhile the squad investigates a double homicide involving a water dispute between two ranchers, and Rhetta discovers a secret about her daughter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Im Gonna Need a Big Night... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 19 - "Im Gonna Need a Big Night Light"
Grace returns to Oklahoma City long rejuvenated and with a new perspective on how to deal with crime. Her family is still trying to grasp with exactly what happened.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
I Killed Kristin Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 14 - "I Killed Kristin"
Grace gets to see a new side of her nephew when a rock band is related to the murder case. Neely lives next door to Grace and begins withdrawal with help from Earl. Rhetta continues where she left off with Ronnie.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Watch Siggybaby Burn Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 3 - "Watch Siggybaby Burn"
A bomb explodes at the church run by Graces brother,, making the case personal for her. Meanwhile, Rhetta is haunted by family problems, causing her to search for a family time capsule she and Grace buried as children. And, Grace keeps a watch at Neelys bedside.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Looks Like a Lesbian Attack... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 9 - "Looks Like a Lesbian Attack to Me"
The squad investigates the death of a parole officer with a secret life, while Grace and her brother Johnny finally track down Neely, the young addict who shares visions of Earl. And Rhetta decides to make some personal changes in the wake of her troubles at home.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Am I Gonna Die Today? Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 10 - "Am I Gonna Die Today?"
Summer finale. A prominent doctor fatally wounds an intruder in his house, but Grace feels the doctors story isnt exact. Ham breaks some interesting news to Grace, and Earl tells her she will need to help Neely.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
You Cant Save Them All,... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 13 - "You Cant Save Them All, Grace"
A friend of Graces doesnt want any help in the possible murder of her husband. The squad has little time to waste in trying to track down and a missing person with brain damage. Grace tries to find out exactly when Earl began following her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Keep Your Damn Wings Off... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 4 - "Keep Your Damn Wings Off My Nephew"
A 17-year-old devout Christian comes under attack just days before hes scheduled to testify in a murder trial. In order to ensure his safety, Grace allows him to move in with her. But Grace can only handle so much preaching, so she ropes the guys into helping her watch over him. Grace gets pissed when Earl uses Leon Cooley and her nephew, Clay, to get her attention.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Pilot Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Grace Hanadarko is an Oklahoma City police detective with an alcohol problem and a self-destructive lifestyle. After she hits a man with her car while driving drunk, she asks God for help and an angel named Earl appears. Earl wants to help her find the right path of life again, but it is going to be a hard piece of work for both of them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Taco, Tulips, Duck and Spices... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 13 - "Taco, Tulips, Duck and Spices"
A photo of Graces sister, Paige, is found in a burning car.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Yeehaw, Geepaw Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 7 - "Yeehaw, Geepaw"
Grace and the guys investigate the murder of a crispy critter in the Oklahoma countryside and Bobby soon discovers the deceased was one of his mentees. Grace enlists the help of her Native American grandfather, Geepaw, to help with the case, but is shocked when she sees how quickly his health is deteriorating. Grace and her sister, Paige, fight over many things, including Geepaws future in a nursing home. Earl tries to make Grace realize the importance of family and Grace and Butch rekindle their passion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Bless Me, Father, for I... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 3 - "Bless Me, Father, for I Have Sinned"
Grace and her team investigate the murder of a manager of a sleazy local motel. The investigation eventually leads to a maid, who claims the victim was trying to rape her. Complications arise when a local priest offers her the right of sanctuary. Meanwhile, Grace begins to accept Earls presence in her life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Would You Want Me To Tell... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 5 - "Would You Want Me To Tell You?"
Grace and Ham play cops and robbers with toy guns. Graces favorite Aunt Cathy comes to town has a run in with Earl, clashes with Betty and reveals some shocking news. But first-- Rhetta, Grace, and Aunt Cathy get drunk and remember old times. Meanwhile, cattle tycoon Alvin Greens world begins to crumble after his lucky bull statue is stolen. He insists Major Crimes take the case. When Graces father has a fire station named after him, Graces family comes together for the dedication ceremony. Henrys cat dies and Grace comforts him the only way she knows how.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Its Better When I Can See... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 10 - "Its Better When I Can See You"
3 children are killed in a bus accident and Graces investigation is interrupted by bad weather as tornadoes rip through the city.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Bring It On, Earl Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 2 - "Bring It On, Earl"
Grace and her team investigate the murder of an oilman. Meanwhile, Ham discovers Graces romantic past with Butch Stillwater, which puts a strain on their relationship. Grace sets out to prove her courage by challenging Earl to a wrestling match.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
This Is Way Too Normal For... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 11 - "This Is Way Too Normal For You"
A home for the mentally challenged is the target area of investigation when a robbery occurs involving a man with Down Syndrome.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
A Language of Angels Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 9 - "A Language of Angels"
A crime from 11 years ago is on Graces thoughts due to a new case.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Everythings Got a Shelf... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 8 - "Everythings Got a Shelf Life"
During the raid on a killers house, Grace gets shot and almost dies, while another policeman isnt as lucky as her and gets shot to death.Meanwhile, Leon Cooley has to deal with his ex-wife marrying another man, who might adopt his son.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Is There A Scarlet Letter... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 12 - "Is There A Scarlet Letter On My Breast?"
A defense attorney from Los Angeles comes to town for a murder trial and his presence may influence the team in professional and personal areas of their lives.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
And You Wonder Why I Lie Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 6 - "And You Wonder Why I Lie"
The death of an alleged call girl in a flight attendants uniform leads Grace and the guys to investigate a notorious Oklahoma crime family. Grace is finally confronted by Hams wife about the affair. A financially-strapped Rhetta gets excited about making two grand as an expert witness. And Grace and Rhetta hatch a secret plan for Rhetta to meet Earl.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Have a Seat Earl Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 1 - "Have a Seat Earl"
Grace has no time to rest on her day off. She tries to delve into her past but ends up capturing someone from the FBIs Most Wanted List.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
The Live Ones Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 11 - "The Live Ones"
The team investigates a womans death, while Grace seems captivated by the prime suspect, a high-profile architect and her unusual sex life. Meanwhile, Grace and Ham partner up once again, with hopes that their romance will be rekindled by the union. Elsewhere, Bobbys undercover case leads to an explosive conclusion, and Clay forms a bond with a young kid.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
A Survivor Lives Here Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 2 - "A Survivor Lives Here"
Grace is called to the crime scene where there is blood everywhere but no body; Ham and his wife separate; a ketchup and mustard incident becomes a running joke around the squad room.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Do You Love Him? Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 5 - "Do You Love Him?"
A large stash of money is found in Graces car when the door is knocked off by a drunken driver; Hams little brother disappears in Afghanistan.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
But Theres Clay Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 12 - "But Theres Clay"
Grace takes on an investigation when a jogger with a intricate love life is found dead. Meanwhile, Clays father and a new bartender from a local joint begin dating, and Grace worried that this will have a negative impact on Clay. Leon gets a visit from a former high school classmate.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
You Are My Partner Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 7 - "You Are My Partner"
A young Mexican woman dies at the hospital after being dropped off by a known white supremacist; Ham continues to struggle.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
A Little Hometown Love Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 3 - "A Little Hometown Love"
The squads evidence supervisor is found dead in a bathroom stall at the local cop hang-out; Hams brother comes to visit before being deployed; Grace and Leon dream about each other.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
I Believe In Angels Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 14 - "I Believe In Angels"
As the squad investigates a fatal shooting by an elderly woman, Leon Cooleys execution date arrives. Grace, who has discovered that Leon once helped her sister and was invited to a family birthday party, struggles with whether or not to lend a hand towards stopping the execution. Grace also finds a connection with a young woman, who may also be getting visits from Earl. And Hams divorce is finalized, which he hopes will make things between him and Grace more permanent.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
So Whats The Purpose Of... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 13 - "So Whats The Purpose Of A Platypus?"
Doug and Maggies romance has flourished so much that they set their wedding date, but the date may be put on hold when Maggie is attacked by an unknown predator. Meanwhile, Johnny and Rhetta try passionately to save Leon from his upcoming execution by starting a petition. And young Clay continues bonding with Leons son.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
The Heart of a Cop Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 8 - "The Heart of a Cop"
The squad tracks down a serial killer who has been mutilating women; Ham is temporarily partnered with Butch during Bobbys absence; Earl tries to persuade Grace to help Leon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Take Me Somewhere Earl Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 10 - "Take Me Somewhere Earl"
The team blows Bobbys cover when they investigate a murder; Grace has suspicions about Abby; Rhetta and Johnny meet with Leon.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Do You Believe in Second... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 9 - "Do You Believe in Second Chances?"
A teenage girl dies at a school friends party that Graces niece was at; Grace has a new partner; Johnny tries to learn more about Earl.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Are You an Indian Princess... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 6 - "Are You an Indian Princess?"
A woman is brutally murdered and her son is abducted; the squad works frantically to find the missing boy; Bobby surprises the squad and his family by going under cover; Ham continues to struggle with his personal loss.
Added on September 21, 2011
Saving Grace
Its a Fierce, White Hot... Saving Grace Saving Grace
Episode 4 - "Its a Fierce, White Hot Mighty Love"
A mother goes missing; Clay joins the OCPD Explorers program against his fathers wishes and confronts Ham about his affair with Grace; Butch becomes the target of a stalker.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Mr. Ruggerios Neighborhood... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 1 - "Mr. Ruggerios Neighborhood"
While the Soprano family goes about their day-to-day activities, the FBI begins an elaborate operation to bug their home.Tony ponders his options when Patsy starts asking too many questions about his brothers death.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Fortunate Son The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 3 - "Fortunate Son"
Melfi starts to push Tony in his therapy and Tony uncovers some disturbing memories from his childhood that may help explain his panic attacks.Paulie and Christopher clash when Christopher comes up short in his collection envelope.Tony is proud of A.J. when he makes captain of his football team, but Tony soon learns that his panic attacks run in the family.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Another Toothpick The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 5 - "Another Toothpick"
Bobbys cancer-ridden father comes out of retirement to do a hit. Meanwhile, Junior is given some unpleasant news about his medical condition.Tonys racism again boils to the surface when he has a run-in with a black cop.Artie explores his feelings for Adriana, while Carmela participates more actively in Tonys therapy.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Amour Fou The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 12 - "Amour Fou"
Tony must lay down the law with a distraught Gloria when she threatens to expose their affair to his family.Jackie seeks some advice from Ralphie and decides to pull a daring heist to prove himself, but his plans go horribly wrong when blood is spilled.Carmela takes an emotional dive and suddenly becomes interested in real estate.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Second Opinion The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 7 - "Second Opinion"
Junior undergoes surgery for his cancer, but Tony must step in when Juniors doctor ignores his phone calls.Tension mounts between Paulie and Christopher as Christophers initiation into made manhood continues.Carmela consults her own therapist, who gives her some hard things to think about.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Employee of the Month The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 4 - "Employee of the Month"
Ralphie introduces Jackie Jr. to the muscle end of his business, which doesnt go over well with Tony.Janice gets in over her head with the Russians when she wont back down in her feud with Svetlana.After a session with Tony, Melfi is brutally raped in the parking garage of her building. She struggles with the idea of using Tony as a weapon against her attacker.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
University The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 6 - "University"
Ralphie does violence to a Bing dancer when his temper gets the better of him. He and Tony come to blows over it in the parking lot.Meadow and Noah take their relationship to a new level, but things dont stay romantic for long as Meadows roommate causes problems.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
To Save Us All From Satans... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 10 - "To Save Us All From Satans Power"
Tony finds himself singing the Christmas blues as the holidays approach. He and Furio retaliate against the Russian who beat Janice.Memories of Big Pussy haunt Tony, Sylvio and Paulie as they try to find a new Santa Claus for the neighborhood children.Tony smacks Jackie around after he catches him cheating on Meadow and carrying a gun.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Pine Barrens The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 11 - "Pine Barrens"
While on a collection errand, Paulie and Christopher find themselves thrust into a deadly chase with a Russian in the frigid woods of South Jersey.Tony is caught between business, family obligations and Glorias temper when he must deal with the crisis.Meadows relationship with Jackie takes a bad turn when she discovers him with another girl.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
He Is Risen The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 8 - "He Is Risen"
Tonys feud with Ralphie escalates when Ralphie is passed over for promotion.Meadow and Jackie grow closer, while the Soprano crew loses a member in an unexpected fashion.Tony strikes up a relationship with one of Melfis other patients.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Proshai, Livushka The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 2 - "Proshai, Livushka"
Racial tensions flair and Tony suffers another panic attack when he meets Meadows new boyfriend from college.The FBI finds a new member of the Soprano crew to use as a rat, while another Soprano soldier resorts to violence over garbage routes.Livias sudden death puts an end to Tonys worries about her testimony against him. Janice returns to participate in her funeral, but all does not go smoothly when the guests start airing their true feelings about Tonys departed mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
The Telltale Moozadell The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 9 - "The Telltale Moozadell"
Tonys relationship with Gloria heats up when they pay a visit to the Bronx Zoo.A.J. is busted for vandalizing his school, while Christopher gives Adriana the gift of a new nightclub.Jackie Jr. tries to break into his late fathers business despite Tonys strong discouragement.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Army of One The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 13 - "Army of One"
Tony and Carmela quarrel over the prospect of sending A.J. to military school after he is expelled.Ralphie is forced to make a decision about Jackie, while Meadow reflects upon her life as a Soprano.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Calling All Cars The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 11 - "Calling All Cars"
Tensions mount between Jersey and New York when Tony and Carmine argue over the profits from a real estate scam.Janice grows impatient with Bobbys grief, while Tony makes a decision about his therapy.Junior must find a new course of action to get out of his trial when the judge rejects his latest defense strategy.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
No Show The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 2 - "No Show"
Meadow clashes with her parents when she decides to drop out of college and travel to Europe. Tony sends her to a psychologist, but it only makes things worse.Christopher is made a capo in Paulies crew while Paulie serves a jail term, but Christopher shows a lack of talent for leadership.Danielles under cover work with Adriana falls flat. The Feds then bring Adriana in for a meeting, threatening to send her up for drug possession if she doesnt turn on the Sopranos.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Whitecaps The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 13 - "Whitecaps"
Tony and Johnny Sack prepare to move against Carmine, but Tony second-guesses the deal and considers another option. Meanwhile, Tony haggles with a lawyer when he decides to buy a beach house as a gift for Carmela.Junior finds that his legal worries are over when the judge makes a ruling in his case, and Christopher returns clean and sober from rehab.Carmela reaches the breaking point and throws Tony out of their home when Tonys ex girlfriend taunts her over the phone. Tony resists at first, but eventually decides that its best for his family if he leaves.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Christopher The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 3 - "Christopher"
Sylvio and Ralphie plan to take action when they learn that a group of Native-Americans plan to protest the annual Columbus Day Parade.Bobby is devastated when his wife is killed in a car accident.Paulie continues to leak information to Johnny Sack from jail, while Janice puts an end to her fling with Ralphie.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Whoever Did This The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 9 - "Whoever Did This"
Junior uses an injury at the courthouse as an opportunity to introduce a new defense at his trial.Ralph begins to ponder the state of his life when his son is badly hurt in an archery accident.A mysterious fire at the stables results in the death of Tonys favorite horse. Tony confronts Ralph, resulting in a bloody and deadly climax.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Watching Too Much Television... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 7 - "Watching Too Much Television"
Tony and Ralph enter into a shady real estate deal with a crooked Assemblyman, but things get complicated when Zellman admits to Tony that hes seeing his old girlfriend.Adriana pushes Christopher toward marriage in the hopes that it will nullify the FBIs hold over her.Paulie gets out of jail and has another meeting with Johnny Sack.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
The Strong, Silent Type The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 10 - "The Strong, Silent Type"
Tony calls on Johnny Sack for help when his crew begins to question Ralphs sudden disappearance.Tony forces Christopher into rehab when his drug use spins out of control, but group therapy soon deteriorates into a brawl.Furio is noticeably cooler toward Carmela after his return from Italy.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Mergers & Acquisitions The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 8 - "Mergers & Acquisitions"
Tony strikes up a relationship with Ralphs latest girlfriend and learns some surprising secrets about Ralphs bedroom habits from Janice.Carmela helps herself to some of Tonys hidden cash, while Paulie sends his mother to a retirement home.Furio travels home to Italy and tells his father of his feelings for Carmela, getting some strong advice in return.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
For All Debts Public and... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 1 - "For All Debts Public and Private"
Tony and Carmela both worry about family finances during the recession.Junior faces his own financial woes at his trial approaches.Adriana brings her new friend to the Soprano Sunday dinner, but Adriana has no idea who Danielle is working for.Tony bonds with Christopher by giving him the opportunity to avenge the murder of his father.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Pie-O-My The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 5 - "Pie-O-My"
Tony discovers that he has a tender spot for Ralphies new racing horse. He spends more time at the stables than with Carmela, who is angry over a new financial arrangement.The Feds turn up the pressure on Adriana, while Janice makes her move on a grieving Bobby.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Everybody Hurts The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 6 - "Everybody Hurts"
Tony is flooded with guilt when he hears bad news about an old flame. He begins going out of his way to show his kindness to those closest to him.Artie falls for a scam and turns to Tony for help, while Christopher spirals further into his drug addiction and Carmela sets Furio up on a blind date.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Eloise The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 12 - "Eloise"
Furio resigns from the Soprano crew and goes home to Italy, leaving Carmela depressed and angry.Paulie tries to prove his loyalty to the Soprano family, but his burglary scheme ends on a violent note.Tonys feud with New York begins to hit him in the pocketbook, but Johnny Sack makes Tony a proposal that may solve their problems.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
The Weight The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 4 - "The Weight"
Things heat up between Ralphie and Johnny Sack after Ralphies rude remarks about Johnnys wife become public. Tony is forced to plan a hit on Johnny, while Johnny puts out a contract on Ralphie.Carmela stops by Furios new home and discovers a growing attraction to him.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
All Due Respect The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 13 - "All Due Respect"
Tony faces pressure from his own crew to give up his cousin to Johnny Sack. Tony does some soul-searching on Melfis couch and finally decides on a course of action.A.J. proves himself to be a schemer, while Christopher tells Carmela that he and Adriana have ended their relationship.Tony meets with Johnny Sack to restore peace between Jersey and New York, but the Feds play a surprise card that sends Tony fleeing to safety.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Unidentified Black Male The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 9 - "Unidentified Black Male"
Rumors about Tony Bs involvement in the Joey Peeps hit reach Johnny Sack, who considers going to war with little Carmine.Meadow looks out for her boyfriends financial well-being and turns up the pressure on him when their relationship stalls.Carmela finds that Tony has made it impossible for her to hire a divorce lawyer, while Tony explores his guilt over his cousins incarceration with Melfi.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Two Tonys The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 1 - "Two Tonys"
Tony, now separated from Carmela, takes a romantic interest in Dr. Melfi.Carmela is forced to call Tony for help when a wild bear keeps visiting their home.Johnny Sack sees an opportunity for advancement when Carmine suffers a stroke, while new parolees readjust to life on the outside and Janice adjusts to married life with Bobby.Christopher and Paulie face off when Christopher is constantly stuck paying for dinner.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Cold Cuts The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 10 - "Cold Cuts"
Janice attacks a mother during her stepdaughters soccer game and is forced to attend anger management classes.Tony must deal with his own anger as Johnny Sack launches payback against the Sopranos.Christopher and Tony B. overcome their differences when they are sent to dispose of several incriminating corpses buried in the country.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
The Test Dream The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 11 - "The Test Dream"
Tony escapes to the Plaza Hotel for a night of rest and relaxation, but his dreams are haunted by past faces.Another casualty falls in the war between Johnny Sack and Little Carmine, and Tony B. heads to New York for revenge.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Long Term Parking The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 12 - "Long Term Parking"
The FBI finds new evidence that they use as leverage against Adriana. Adriana relents and tries to persuade Christopher to go into witness protection with her.Tony and Carmela meet over lunch and work toward a reconciliation, which includes a new real estate project for Carmela.Johnny Sack delivers a stern ultimatum to Tony, who is hesitant to give up his cousin.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Marco Polo The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 8 - "Marco Polo"
Carmela invites Tony to participate in her fathers surprise birthday party, and the evening ends in a romantic encounter.Two of Little Carmines men try to recruit Tony B. for a retaliation against Johnny Sacks crew. Tony B. is reluctant, but his boredom soon gets the better of him.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Sentimental Education The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 6 - "Sentimental Education"
Tony B. makes an honest effort to go straight as he prepares to open his own massage studio, but a mysterious bag of money tempts him back to his old habits.A.J. moves back in with his mother after a fight with Tony, while Carmela pursues her relationship with her sons guidance counselor.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
Irregular Around the Margins... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 5 - "Irregular Around the Margins"
Tonys intense new feelings for Adriana sends him back to Dr. Melfi; Tony may have skin cancer; While Christopher is on a business trip, the crew discusses a rumor involvind Adriana.
Added on September 21, 2011
The Sopranos
In Camelot The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 7 - "In Camelot"
Tony pays a visit to his fathers gravesite and meets a woman who claims to be his fathers mistress. Tony forges a relationship with her as he learns more about his past.Christopher takes a friend from rehab to the executive poker game, but he soon goes from sponsor to strong-arm man when his friend cant pay his debts.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wheres Johnny? The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 3 - "Wheres Johnny?"
Feech begins to overstep when he moves in on Paulies landscaping deals.Tony worries about Juniors mind when Junior wanders around his old neighborhood searching for long-dead friends.As the hostility in New York intensifies, Johnny Sack dispatches the Leotardo brothers to send Little Carmine a clear message.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All Happy Families... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 4 - "All Happy Families..."
Tony and Carmela quarrel after A.J. spends a wild night in the Big Apple.Tony is forced to make a decision about Feech when he continues to overstep his bounds.Carmela finds a romantic interest in A.J.s guidance counselor, while the war in New York claims its first two casualties.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rat Pack The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 2 - "Rat Pack"
Tony throws a welcome-home party for his cousin, Tony Blundetto, who is released from prison on parole.The FBI continues to pressure Adriana for information and she nearly confesses at Carmelas film club.Carmines passing leaves the field wide open for Johnny Sack, but Little Carmine has ideas of his own.Tony smells yet another rat and leaves a clear message for the Feds.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 13 - "I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano"
Tony begins to retaliate for the attempt on his life, but he is stunned when he learns that his mother and uncle were behind it.Junior tries to escape when he suspects that Tony will come after him, but the Feds intervene before Junior can get away.Livia pits Artie against Tony in a last-ditch effort to save herself.Carmela finally lays down the law with Father Phil.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pax Soprana The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 6 - "Pax Soprana"
Tonys crew is unhappy when Junior refuses to respect old arrangements. Junior shows wreckless behavior by taxing long-time members and ordering hits on top earners. Tony brings in Johnny Sack from New York in hopes of tricking Junior into relenting.Carmela is frustrated when she learns that Tonys therapist is a woman. Her anger grows when Tony is rendered impotent by his medication.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Boca The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 9 - "Boca"
Tony and Sylvio plan drastic action when they hear some disturbing news about Meadows soccer coach.Tony learns of a secret that Junior would rather keep under wraps. Tensions flare when they begin needling each other during a golf game. And this results in Junior giving up a long term relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Down Neck The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 7 - "Down Neck"
After A.J. is suspended from school for drinking sacramental wine, Tony begins remembering his own childhood days when he learned of his fathers unique lifestyle.Livia learns of her sons therapy during a visit from A.J.
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The Sopranos The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 1 - "The Sopranos"
Tony Soprano, a Capo in the Jersey mafia, begins seeing a therapist because he is stricken by panic attacks. During his session, Dr. Melfi learns of his two conflicted families. Tony is stressed by his unhappy wife, rebellious kids and his demanding mother. On the business side, Tony feels pressure from his willful nephew, while also engaging in a power struggle with his Uncle Junior.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Meadowlands The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 4 - "Meadowlands"
When Jackie Aprile loses his battle with cancer, Tony and his crew agree to give Junior what he wants. However, they have ulterior motives.Christopher goes from fear to anger when he discovers Brendans fate.Tony sends a cop on his payroll to investigate Dr. Melfi, while Carmela gives him an ultimatum about his therapy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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46 Long The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 2 - "46 Long"
Christopher and Brendan take some initiative in a truck hijacking, but their plan backfires when it angers Uncle Junior.Tonys crew does a favor for A.J.s science teacher.After one too many accidents, Tony forces Livia to move into a nursing home against her will.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nobody Knows Anything The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 11 - "Nobody Knows Anything"
Tony is shocked to learn that his old friend, Big Pussy, may be a rat. He sends Paulie to investigate when Pussy acts suspiciously.Junior reaches the breaking point when he learns that Tony has been working behind his back. He and Livia begin conspiring to take action against Tony.
Added on September 21, 2011
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College The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 5 - "College"
Tony takes Meadow to Maine on a college tour. While there, Tony stumbles across an ex-mobster who went into the witness protection program after ratting out several of Tonys old comrades. Tony and the mobster begin stalking each other while Tony does his best to hide his activities from his daughter.Carmela receives a visit from Father Phil and the two have a close encounter.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Denial, Anger, Acceptance... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 3 - "Denial, Anger, Acceptance"
Tony, Paulie and Sylvio enter into a new business deal with a Jewish hotel owner, while Tony struggles with the terminal illness of his long-time friend and current don, Jackie Aprile.Meadow asks Christopher for a favor that could get him in trouble.After consulting Livia, Junior has his triggerman, Mikey Palmice, send Christopher and Brendan a clear message.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Isabella The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 12 - "Isabella"
Tony is more depressed than ever over Pussys disappearance. He increases his medication and this causes him to have hallucinations of a beautiful Italian girl living next door.Meanwhile, Junior and Mikey send two hit men after Tony, but all doesnt go according to plan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Legend of Tennessee... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 8 - "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti"
The Soprano crew begins to do some frantic house-cleaning as rumors of FBI indictments begin to surface. Christopher gets depressed when he isnt named on the list and it results in some poor decisions.Livia tells Junior about Tonys therapy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Hit is a Hit The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 10 - "A Hit is a Hit"
Tony has a disheartening experience when he tries to strike up new friendships in the civilian world.Christopher and Adriana try their hand in the music recording business, but their plans backfire in their faces.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Members Only The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 1 - "Members Only"
"I dont care how close you are, in the end your friends are gonna let you down. Family. Theyre the only ones you can depend on." When Phil Leotardo visits Johnny Sack in jail he assures him hes playing nice, but complains that Tony wants the same split on the Office Park deal as the Esplanade. Phil tells him to hold firm---"But dont turn it into World War III." Eugene Pontecorvo has inherited $2 million from his aunt, and he and his wife Deanne see his inheritance as a way out. Gene goes to Tony with a gift and a request for a favor: permission to retire to Florida. Tonys not thrilled, but when he agrees to think about it, Gene gives Deanne the green light to make an offer on their Florida dream house.Hanging out at the Pork Store, Vito boasts that the only problem with losing weight is that he may have to join Clothing Anonymous, "You shoulda called your sponsor before you bought that jacket," says Ray Curto. Agent Harris shows up with his new partner, Goddard. "Where you been," Tony asks. "I got some new federale in my rearview the last six months." Harris, it turns out, was transferred to Terrorism and just got back from Pakistan where the only thing he caught was a parasite.After dinner at a Chinese restaurant, Hesh and his son-in-law, Eli, are jumped. Hesh escapes, but running away, Eli is hit and dragged by a taxi. He survives, barely. Seems one of Phils guys- Gerry Torciano - thinks Eli is freelancing in Brooklyn, when in fact he was just collecting for Hesh. Hesh calls in Tony to straighten things out, but Phil seems in no hurry to accommodate. When Phil is slow to return a call, Tony complains to his crew that he needs to use Ginnys brother as a back channel to Johnny Sack. T blows up: "What the f$#% is it? I cant catch a f*%$#* break?"He catches one-though he doesnt even know it-- when Ray Curto keels over just as hes about to tell Agent Robyn Sanseverino what hes got on Tony. The Feds have lost another informant. Meanwhile Tony visits Ginnys brother, optometrist Anthony Infante, to ask him to pass along a message to his brother-in-law Johnny Sack. When Anthony next accompanies his sister Ginny on visiting day, he passes it along: "The guy from Jersey asked me to talk to you." Johnny tells Anthony to have Phil deal with it. Juniors mind is playing tricks again-hes convinced that Pussy Malanga is stalking him, and that he stole 40 Gs from a job back in the 70s. Tony cant take it. But when he complains to Melfi and she suggests assisted living, Tony cites family loyalty. Melfi hammers at Tony about his mother and his denial about her, and he turns on her: "What was your mother like?" But Melfis not fazed: "She was controlling and manipulative at times. She also never tried to kill me." After much delay, Phil shows up for a meeting at the Bada Bing offering 50k for Elis troubles. That settled, they move on to the Office Park. When Tony agrees to a 65/35 split, Christopher balks. "Im not caving, its a strategy," Tony explains. "Johnnys in jail. You keep him happy, hell keep a lid on Phil." Christopher orders Gene to take care of a bad debtor, promising to put in a good word to Tony "on that Florida thing" in exchange. But after Gene shoots Teddy Spirodakis in a fast food chicken joint, Silvio breaks the news that Floridas out. Deanne is devastated- "Tony, Tony! Why dont you kill him?....You think I dont know youve done it before?" she screams. It only gets worse when the Feds call in Gene, who we learn has been a cooperator, and tell him hes got to replace Curto as their man on the inside. Feeling as if he has no choice, Gene hangs himself.Called off a cruise on the Stugots II to babysit Junior, T bust in on Janice and Bacala, but shes too busy with her new baby to help out. "F$#@ it! You want something done, do it yourself." Tony makes dinner while Junior goes to look for his teeth. But the aging wiseguy finds a gun instead, and in a fit of paranoia, shoots Tony in the stomach. Junior hides in the closet while Tony struggles to make it to a phone to call 911.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Made in America The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 21 - "Made in America"
Tony seeks to find a peace with the Leotardo crew while dealing with rumors a member of his own crew may have flipped. A.J. makes a decision regarding his future and Juniors slide into dementia continues.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Remember When The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 15 - "Remember When"
When Tonys first hit is about to be unearthed, he and Paulie flee to Florida, where Tony contemplates their friendship; Junior organizes a poker game at the institution; the New York power struggle continues
Added on September 21, 2011
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Live Free or Die The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 6 - "Live Free or Die"
"You can talk about each days a gift and smelling roses, but regular life has a way of picking away at it." News breaks about Vitos secret life. At an AA meeting, an acquaintance from Yonkers spots Christopher and tells him someone saw Vito at a gay bar. When Christopher announces this to Tony and the others, no one can believe it. Tony and Silvio try to track Vito down to get to the bottom of it. "Enough with the rush to judgment," warns Tony.At the law clinic, Meadow helps a Muslim family whose son was arrested by the Feds and is being held with no explanation. When she voices her outrage to her family, she doesnt find any allies. Tony tells her "You oughta chill out about some of this."Benny and Terry Doria track Vito down at the shore where hes laying low with his goomar (who hasnt been serviced in over a year and is sexually frustrated). When they try to bring him in for a talk, Vito screeches off in his car. He stops by his house to pick up some cash and kiss his kids goodbye-then takes off in a rain storm. When Phil calls his cell, Vito tosses it out the window. His car breaks down in the storm, and Vito checks into an inn in New Hampshire, slipping his gun under his pillow.Meanwhile, Tony and Christopher have lined up the Italians to take care of Rusty for Johnny Sack. Christopher enlists heroin addict Corky Caporale, who speaks Italian, to relay the necessary information on the hit on "the little guy in Ozone Park." Corkys already heard the rumors about Vito. Carmelas spec house has been ransacked. She confronts her father about it but he blames her for not taking care of the permits. She reminds Tony again about talking to the building inspector, but he keeps forgetting.With Vito gone AWOL, Silvio goes to see Vitos wife to suss out how things are "in the romance department." She refuses to talk about it. "Vito is a good father and a loving husband." Silvio leaves, and tells Tony. "My business, Im around a lot of women. That one aint getting laid."Carmela, Rosalie and Gabriella have a lunch meeting at Arties to discuss the Silent Auction theyre planning for charity. Angie arrives late, takes charge, and then has to get back to work, irritating Carmela. Later, Carmela walks in on Angie having a suspicious business meeting with Patsy and Benny at the body shop. Rosalie tells her that Angies putting money on the street: "Shes one of us; now its like shes one of them." At Melfis, Tony vents about Vito being gay-and the pressure of his top earner losing everyones respect. Melfi points out that many in his circle have done jail time and cant be strangers to "male-male contact." "They get a pass for that," says Tony. Tony ultimately admits Vito may deserve a second chance, like hes gotten. "Part of your new outlook," notes Melfi. As Angie and Carmela gossip about Vito, Meadow walks in and spills her own secret about Vito: "Finn saw him giving a guy a blow job." Tony drags Finn in to the Pork Store back room to tell what he saw. Paulie, whod been defending Vito against the "slander," now wants his head. Tony still wants to think about it.Phil goes to see Marie to console her about Vito and to fish for where he might have disappeared to. Tony gives Carlo a promotion-replacing Vito in all construction business. Carlo confides that the guys in Vitos crew wont work with him if he returns. Other captains want him found and "put down" for the honor of the family. Tony argues Vitos his best earner: "Lets be honest with ourselves here. We all know Vitos not the first." Silvio counsels Tony not to cut Vito any slack. Meadow and Finn argue about her disgust over the injustice of Johnny Sacks humiliation by the Feds at his daughters wedding, vs. the white collar criminals shes investigating at her internship. Finn, still shook up from his own interrogation about Vito points out that her family will likely impose a stiff penalty for being gay. "This is untenable," says Meadow, leaving.With all the discord over Vito, Tony cant turn the other cheek. "Hes gotta go. Tell everybody I said so." Meanwhile in New Hampshire, Vito tries to track down cousins who live somewhere in the state but cant find any listings. Taking in the small town ambience, he finds himself at home with the peace and quiet and friendly interactions-not to mention the antique shops.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mayham The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 3 - "Mayham"
Like they say, "With great power comes great responsibility." Vito pulls alongside Paulies car on a deserted street and hands off a tip "Colombians knock off at noon." But when Paulie and Cary De Bartolo show up, the place isnt empty. After a fight and a bloodbath, Paulie and Cary ransack the place and find a dishwasher full of cash.At the hospital where the family is still sitting vigil while Tony fights for his life, Chris and Bobby confront AJ about trying to buy a gun. They are sympathetic to his anger but warn: "you cant go there," and tell him to channel his anger elsewhere.In his dream, Tony finds a summons for Kevin Finnerty from the Crystal Monastery. He goes to the Monastery looking for help finding Finnerty but they dont believe hes not their man. Tony returns to the hotel bar and confides to the bartender he was diagnosed with Alzheimers and asks if its possible he is Kevin Finnerty.Carmela runs into Dr. Melfi in the grocery store. The shrink offers her help but Carmela puts her off: "I have plenty of people around to talk to."Silvio confides to his wife Gabrielle that hes a reluctant acting boss-he was quasi-offered the job before T but has never seen himself that way. "Im more behind the scenes-advice, strategy." But Silvio has to step up. Bobby and Vito are still fighting over whos taking over the Roseville collections. Silvio gives it to Bobby-kicking up 20 percent to Vito for "the time being." Next, Silvio rules from the throne as Paulie and Vito argue in the mens room over how to split the million dollars from the Colombian take down. "It breaks half and half and you both kick Tonys to me to deal with." As the recovering addict and degenerate gambler/screenwriter JT gives a talk at the Writers Guild, Benny and Murmur walk in, slam him in the head and whisk him off to a back-seat meeting with Christopher. A deal if offered: If JT pens Christophers movie idea - "its Saw meets Godfather 2" - hell wipe his debt. Christopher gives him until the next day to develop a pitch to present to an investors group. At the meeting, hosted by Little Carmine, Chris introduces the set up: "Its about a wise guy with a big mouth and bigger dreams." As JT tries to tell the story the skeptical investors interrupt with commentary and critiques.After dinner with their wives, Vito feels out his cousin Phil Leotardo about shorting Carmela-its "money down the drain" if Tony dies. "Its temping but you cant think that way," warns Phil. Paulie is equally uninterested in handing over his piece of pie to Carmela, but as Little Paulie says, "the bosss wife, what can you do?"As Tonys dream continues, he calls home but cant bring himself to reveal his Alzheimers diagnosis. Hes found a flyer for the Finnerty family reunion in his briefcase and decides to go and confront his doppelganger.Carmela blows up at AJ when she sees a news story where AJs quoted saying "Growing up Soprano? Its just plain weird." After her meltdown, Carmela goes to see Dr. Melfi for help dealing with AJ. But Melfi pushes Carmela to talk about how shes doing, and Carm talks about her guilt over making her kids complicit in how Tony makes his money. Plus -- theres the issue of whether she really loves Tony.Silvios feeling the pressure, and Gabrielle pushes him to be getting more compensation. And when Bobby comes by to complain again about having to give 20 percent of Roseville to Vito, the combined stress makes Silvios asthma kick up and hes rushed to the hospital. With Silvio and Tony both "on the canvas" Vito has his eyes on the bosss job. At the hospital Finn arrives to be with Meadow just as Paulies talking makes Tonys blood pressure drop and he goes into cardiac arrest. The doctors rush in with the paddles. In his dream, Tony arrives at the Finnery reunion. Theyve been expecting him. Confused, he hears a little girl calling "Dont go Daddy." Back in ICU Meadow calls out to her father. Tony surprises everyone by not only coming back to life, but waking up. Hes back. Paulie hands over the cash to Vito and tells him they have to get their cuts to Carmela now. "Tonys conscious, do you capice?" When they hand it over, Carmela sees through the timing of their generosity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Chasing It The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 16 - "Chasing It"
Maria Spatafore requests help from Tony for Vito, Jr.; Tonys bad luck puts a rift between he and Hesh; A.J. makes a major choice regarding his future
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cold Stones The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 11 - "Cold Stones"
"We worry so much. Sometimes it seems thats all we do. But in the end, it all gets washed away. Everything gets washed away."Carmela and Tony learn that AJ was fired three weeks ago from Blockbuster for selling promotional movie items. Carmela cant sleep for worry. "Hes got his dead, nihilistic streak. It chills me to the bone," she tells Tony. Then Meadow knocks on their door to announce shes going to California to be with Finn at dental school.Tony makes Phil come to Jersey for a meeting. "I gotta draw lines," he tells Silvio. Phil tells Tony he cant make five no-show jobs work anymore on the Tidelands project. "I, me, my." Im hearin a lotta that from you lately," notes Tony. Phil tells him that as long as Johnnys "folding laundry in Danbury" Phils in charge and hes made his decision.Carmela reminds Tony about the trip to Paris she won at the silent auction at the Feast. Tony cant get away, so Carmela suggests she take Rosalie Aprile. With Meadow leaving, the spec house disaster and AJs antics, she needs a break. Tony acquiesces. "You should go, you deserve it."Vito tracks Tony down while hes alone and begs to be let back in. He wants to set himself up in Atlantic City - "meth, running girls--much more tolerant atmosphere." He tells T hes not gay, it was blood pressure meds messing with his head. T says hell think about it, but when he defends the proposal to Chris, Silvio and Paulie, theyre all dubious.Carmela gets cold feet before her flight but Tony sends her off to Paris with a billfold full of cash.Vito meets Marie and the kids in the city. He tells his kids that they cant tell anyone that hes back because hes working deep cover for the CIA. In Paris, Carmela and Rosalie are awestruck by the food, the language, the Paris skies, and the sights. "Who built that?" Carmela wonders over a statue. Phil confronts Tony. "You said you were gonna take care of that fuckin finook." Tony decides that Vito has to go, otherwise it will be war with Phil. "Its the right decision," says Silvio. They decide Carlo should handle it. As Vice President of Concerned Catholic Mothers, Patty Leotardo confides her shame to Phil over having Vito in the family. "Vito has to be made to face his problems squarely," she tells Phil.Lori from the Bing gives Tony a blow job while he drives her home. As hes leaving, Vito calls and Tony sets up a meet. But Phil Gerry and Fat Dom get to Vito before Ts people can.Bobby busts into the Pork store with news that Vito was found beaten to death at a motel in Fort Lee. Tony acts like its no big deal...he saved them the trouble. But to Silvio he confides that this is Phil disrespecting Tony, showing him he can do whatever he wants to Tonys captains. Silvio suggests an eye for an eye but Tony doesnt want to start a blood bath. He wants to hit him where it will hurt instead. "All Phil cares about is fuckin money." Carmela is moved by the sense of history in Paris, and the freedom of feeling inconsequential. "When you actually die, life goes on without you. Like it does in Paris, when were not here." She tries to talk to Rosalie about Jackie Jrs death and Rosalie gets mad "Why cant we just have a good time." Rosalie announces shes going out with a young Frenchman she met. Carmela urges her to have fun.Tony tells Melfi he hates AJ. "We have to deal with this," she says. Tony seethes that his son might have grown up with some balls, if Carmela had let Tony kick AJs ass growing up. But Melfi points out that Carmela protecting her son from his father, "is the very thing you had often wished you mother had done for you."When Dom stops by the Pork store and makes one too many jokes about Vito, Silvio and Carlo lose their tempers. Carlo pulls a knife, and Dom ends up dead. T shows up and Silvio hustles him out. "You dont want to come in here." Upset, Tony heads home, interrupting AJs video gaming with Hernan. He calls AJ to the garage for a talk and tells him hes to report for a construction job at 7 am. When his son doesnt take him seriously, Tony smashes the window of AJs car in. "Dont put me to the test, he warns. Carmela dreams that she sees Adrianna in Paris, but a gendarme tells her Adrianna is dead. Tony welcomes Carmela back. Vitos son and daughter read about his death in the newspaper. Vito Jr. realizes the CIA story was a sham and that his father left town because he was a homosexual and wanted to live an open lifestyle. Back at home, AJ heads off to his new job and Carmela does laundry. A photographer notices Vitos obituary in the paper and makes the connection that he knew him. He flips through his portfolio and shows his assistant the Thin Club ad he photographed featuring Vito.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Blue Comet The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 20 - "The Blue Comet"
The spectre of disloyalty among the crew hangs over Tony as Phil Leotardo decides how to handle recent issues with the Soprano crime family; a hit gone wrong comes at a huge cost; A.J.s conquering of his depression is challenged
Added on September 21, 2011
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Kaisha The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 12 - "Kaisha"
Phil Leotardo seeks to continue a cycle of retaliation between the New York and Jersey families. Christopher wrestles with his addictions. Tony decides keeping Carmela occupied with the spec house is for the best. A.J. gets a new girlfriend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Stage 5 The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 14 - "Stage 5"
Christophers Cleaver premieres, showing Tony how he feels about him; Johnny Sack faces a health crisis; Phil Leotardo resents his family, and himself, for being weak and downtrodden; Silvio gets caught up in New Yorks power vacuum
Added on September 21, 2011
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Soprano Home Movies The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 13 - "Soprano Home Movies"
Bobby and Janice host a wild 47th birthday bash for Tony at their Adirondacks vacation home. Tonys actions following Johnny Sacks arrest come back to haunt him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mr. and Mrs. Sacramoni Request... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 5 - "Mr. and Mrs. Sacramoni Request"
"You make your own luck in life."Johnny Sacks daughter Allegra is getting married and Johnny petitions for temporary release from custody to attend the ceremony and reception. Hes granted six hours under the supervision of the U.S. Marshals and ordered to pay the costs for the extra security measures. The hotheaded - and muscle-bound - Perry Annunziata takes over as Tonys bodyguard and driver. Seems everyone around Tony is in better shape than he is these days.Tony goes for his first visit back to Dr. Melfi since the shooting. "So let me ask you right off, is there any chance at all for a mercy fuck?" She presses him on his reactions to being shot by Junior. "Gloom is your business and business is good," he retorts. He insists on focusing his session on AJ. Tony heads to the Pork Store back room to see everyone, comparing scars with Christopher and bemoaning his physical state. Phil Leotardo comes by to ask Tony for a favor from Johnny Sack. "Our friend, the Mayor of Munchkinland. John wants him gone." But Tony refuses to off Rusty Milio: "Time and again Ive done his dirty work. Time I set some limits."After hours at the Bing, Muhammed and Ahmed pay Christopher for 120 credit card numbers and security codes. They inquire about getting some semi -automatics: "Protection. Its a family problem." Christopher has to take a call before he can respond.Lawyers argue over Juniors mental state. When Carmela sees the morning paper headline touting Juniors "cushy psych lockup" she tosses it before Tony can see. At the psych facility Junior insists hes innocent - it was a gun malfunction - and begs to go home.On the day of Allegras wedding, Tony pressures Meadow about when shes getting married and giving him grandkids. At the Church, security checks at the church door make for a long line to get in. When Tony sets off the metal detector, he collapses trying to take off his shoes for a search as the other guests look on. At the wedding Vito pulls Tony aside to give him a taste of a Weehawken strip mall job and report that the guy from the planning commission overseeing the municipal swimming pool bids is willing to play ball - "Hes f%$#in Joe DiMaggio."Johnny Sack pressures Tony to take care of Rusty. Surrounded by Marshals, Tony and Johnny join Johnnys father and elderly relatives and discuss the situation in code. Tony gives in. When he talks to Christopher about farming it out (somebody from Naples), Christopher argues that he doesnt think its a good idea. When his time is up, Johnny is hauled away by the Marshals, sobbing in front of Allegra and the guests who have gathered for her departure. Ginny faints at the scene. Phil Leotardo loses all respect for Johnny but Tony sticks up for him: "Ive seen tougher guys than John cry at weddings. Comes to daughters, all bets are off."After the wedding, Tony and Carmela count their blessings, while Johnny returns to jail. Vito heads out to "make some collections"- but heads to a gay bar instead. At the bar, hes spotted by a fellow wise guy and panics. He sneaks back home and gets a gun and heads to a Motel. At 3 a.m. he calls Silvio "just to check in" but Silvio just wants to go back to sleep.Back at Melfis, Tony complains about people questioning his judgment since hes out of the hospital. "People sense youre weak, they see an opportunity." She suggests he take on the affect of a decisive leader.Tony sizes up the group at the Pork Store and picks a fight with Perry Annunziata, the most fit - and impressive - person to reassert his authority with. Victorious, he heads to the bathroom to wash up...and vomits from the exertion.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Moe n Joe The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 10 - "Moe n Joe"
"Unfortunately, I have only myself to blame."Johnny Sacks getting ready to go to trial and the feds have tallied his net worth for asset forfeiture, finding every last hidden mutual fund to up the pressure. His lawyer asks if he wants to make a deal but Johnny refuses to flip. Janice appeals to Tony to make Bobby a captain. "He works so hard for you and what does he get? Merciless ridicule about his weight, his model railroading." Tony denies that he punishes Bobby to get at Janice but confesses to Melfi that its actually true. Meanwhile, Jim calls Vito on his sports writer bluff. Vito confesses he left his wife and kids and a "contracting business" in Jersey. "You cant tell anybody. Ever." Vito pleads. Jim relents and they move their relationship to the next level-Vito moves, in and Jim gets him a handyman job.Carmela, Rosalie, Janice, Angie and Gabriella surprise Ginny at her house for her birthday. Janice openly covets Ginnys house ("reminds me of those Palladian villas"), while Ginny bemoans her plight.Carmela loses her patience with Tony and his promises to take care of the building inspector for her spec house. Tony puts Silvio on it. Ginny Sacks brother Anthony Infante pays a visit to Tony to relay a message from Johnny about potential business in New Orleans-a heavy equipment leasing company that Johnnys a "silent partner" in. He wants Tony to contact the Cajun brothers and force a sale to free up some cash for Johnny. And he wants to keep Phil Leotardo out of it. Carms interviewing new contractors for her spec, but Tony suggests she not write her father off so quickly. "Why do you suddenly care so much about my dad?" she asks. He complains to Melfi that Carmelas a million miles away-even in bed. Hes not happy with Janice either. He dredges up a traumatic memory of when he was a kid and Janice tape recorded a fight between Tony and Barbara. "Held that cassette over my head for a month! Fuckin extortion...got me to make her bed, get her shit." Tape recording is a major betrayal in the Soprano family.Vito tags along with Jim to a volunteer fire department call and plays hero, cutting off the main power to save the Pastor from being electrocuted by a flood in the church basement. But Jim is pissed, "Trying to be a big man?" Vito tries to get the gang to play some poker over beer afterwards, but everyone turns in early. Bacala makes a pick up at the Bookies and is held up by kids outside. Bobby gets shot in the eye. He still manages to have Carlo deliver his weeks take to Tony. But Tony has no sympathy for Bobby. "...his own fuckin fault."Tony meets with the Cajuns to talk about the New Orleans deal. But one of them doesnt want to miss out on the potential post-Katrina profits. He wont sell. The deal seems like too much trouble to Tony.Melfi pushes Tony to delve deeper into his past with Janice. "What happened, between then and now?" Tony works himself up about how she took off, leaving him with their mother, and now shes back, wanting her piece. "She gets nothing. Cuz I got the scars. So its mine!" Vito tries to make a go of being a handyman but hes not cut out for the tedium of an honest days work. He makes a nice Italian dinner for Jim and tells him he loves him. But it turns out to be a farewell dinner. The next morning, Vitos hit the road. Lost on a country road, he rams an old Jeep. When the owner insists on calling the cops, Vito shoots him and takes off.Meadow confides to Tony that things arent great with Finn. Uncomfortable, Tony tells her she should be talking to her mother. Wanting to keep Carmela more focused on her family and less on her business, he nixes Silvios talk to the building inspector and tells Carm the inspector wouldnt budge. He urges her to sell the spec house. "You give up? I dont think Ive ever heard that before," she rages.Tony has a change of heart about Janice and presents Johnny Sack (via Anthony) with another deal - Ginny sells her house for half price to Janice once things cool off, and hell make the New Orleans deal happen. Vito drives by the Pork store tentatively.Then the news hits: "Johnny Sack pleaded guilty. It was just on the radio," reports Carmela. "He got 15 years." As the news spreads, so does the shock and rage. Phil Leotardo says all bets are off: "...the favored nations shit with Jersey is over." "I hope he dies in there," say Tony. Christophers Maserati is confiscated as a John Sacramoni asset.Janice gives Tony a tearful thank you for the house. But Tony is uncomfortable as Janice is overcome with emotion.
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Join the Club The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 2 - "Join the Club"
Im 46 years old. I mean who am I? Where am I going? Tony wakes up in an anonymous business hotel room and heads to the bar for a drink. He calls home and gets the answering machine with...a young boy and girl: "Hi, youve reached the Sopranos." He smiles and leaves a message.The next morning signing in for a conference, Tony realizes he has the wrong wallet and briefcase when the picture ID he presents belongs to "Kevin Finnerty", a solar heating systems salesman from Arizona. Tony calls home-but the woman offering consolation is not Carmela. He heads back to the bar to see if he can find his belongings-or Finnerty, since he cant get on a plane or check back into his room without his own ID. A group of business travelers overhear his dilemma and invite him to join them for dinner. After dinner, outside the hotel, Tony makes a pass at a woman from the group-she reciprocates briefly but cuts him off. "This isnt going to happen...I saw your face when you got off the phone with your wife."A helicopter hovers overhead. Tony looks up into its searchlight...and suddenly he is in a hospital intensive care unit, with doctors working on him. Carmela and Meadow are at his side.Christopher, Silvio, Vito and Paulie wait for news, camped out in the hospital waiting room. Its not good. Tonys on a ventilator; Juniors gun shot damaged his internal organs. "Does he know hes dying?" asks Carmela. "We dont know," the doctor replies. Meanwhile, business traveler Tony checks into another hotel using Kevin Finnertys credit card. A couple of Buddhist monks overhear him checking in and thinking he is Finnerty, accost him: "We had a horrible winter at the monastery because of your heating system." They scuffle but flee before Tony can find out more about Finnerty.After another restless night, Tony takes the stairs when the hotel elevator is out of order. When he trips and falls down a flight, we flash back to the hospital room where his family is camped out. Dr. Plepler warns Carmela about possible brain damage and urges them to talk to Tony, maybe play him some favorite music. Janice breaks down when she visits.In custody, Junior is being questioned by a psychologist to determine if he shot Tony intentionally. But Junior is confused. "If somebody shot my nephew it was him himself. Hes a depression case." At Eugenes funeral, Silvio briefs the crew on how hell run things in Tonys absence. Vito stirs things up asking for Eugenes "sports book in Roseville," bringing up Junior and asking why Bobby wasnt babysitting instead of Tony. "Hes gotta make an issue out of everything," Christopher complains to Silvio.Carmela plays CDs for Tony and reminisces, urging him to keep fighting. "I know that youre really strong, as strong as a bull." Christopher stops by the Pork Store and sees Agents Harris and Goddard, who test the waters with him as an informant on Harriss new terrorism beat. "If you ever heard of anything going down-Middle-Easterners, Pakistanis-youd be helping a lot if you picked up the phone." Anthony Jr., who has been avoiding taking his turn at the hospital, finally sits with his father into the night. He promises to get Uncle Junior for this. "Im gonna put a bullet in his f&%$in mummy head. I promise." Carmela praises Anthony for helping his family and he takes the opportunity to confide that he flunked out of school. Her mood changes: "My God. With your father in a coma." At a hospital, business traveler Tony is diagnosed with Alzheimers after falling down the stairs. When he returns to his hotel room, he stares at the phone, but cant bring himself to call home.
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Kennedy and Heidi The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 18 - "Kennedy and Heidi"
The Soprano and Lupertazzi crime families quarrel over asbestos removal; Tony deals with a problematic associate; Paulie suffers a devastating personal loss; A.J. questions his friendship with Jasons Parisi and Gervasi
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The Second Coming The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 19 - "The Second Coming"
Tony attempts to repair the rift between New Jersey and New York; A.J.s depression struggle continues; a New York associate crosses the line with Meadow
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Luxury Lounge The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 7 - "Luxury Lounge"
"In business, shit happens-playing field changes, whatever. You gotta do what it takes to somehow keep your dick up." Corky instructs the Italians on their job. They take care of Rusty and his driver. When Phil passes along a thanks from Johnny Sack to Tony, T denies he had anything to do with it. "Madon are you a cautious man," says Phil.Tony hosts a banquet at Vesuvios to celebrate "new blood" (Gerry Turciano and Burt Gervasi) in Jersey and New York. There are grumblings that Arties game is off as they wait for their meal-and rumors about the incredible food at a new place: Da Giovannis. Vitos still missing but Tony wants to take a break from the search, which is good news for Chris who wants to take time off for a trip to LA with Little Carmine-they want to attach Ben Kingsley to "Cleaver." Tony balks, but lets him go.Phil holds his grandsons confirmation lunch at Da Giovannis and though the food has everyone raving, Tony feels like hes betraying Artie: "I feel like some kind a traitor." Meanwhile, Vesuvios is nearly empty-except for Benny making moves on the new hostess Martina. Artie, jealous, calls her aside and tells her he cant help her with green card after all. At the Bada Bing, Artie laments that the most he can get from the strippers is a lap dance--and chides Tony for having lunched at Da Giovannis. "It was a business obligation for Christs sake," says Tony.Charmaine and Artie, back together, discuss the foundering business. Charmaine suggests Artie shouldnt talk to the customers so much and Artie blows up. "You know better than NJ Zagat: Arthur Bucco, warm and convivial host?" Tony tries to offer some business suggestions to Artie-two-for-one specials-and Artie hits the roof. "Ill give it back to the bank before I turn it into a f%$#ing IHOP." In LA, Chris falls off the wagon waiting for the Ben Kingsley meeting- with lines of coke and a prostitute. At their poolside meeting the next day, Ben Kingsley tells Little Carmine and Chris his interest is "script dependent." Growing wary of their director choices ("We could go A list down the horror janra with Ridley or Tobe Hooper or try and find that next James Wan-he did Saw,") Sir Ben jumps at the chance to say hi to Lauren Bacall. "Betty says shes in town to present at an awards show: "Sho-west. Some bullshit." Sir Ben suddenly recalls hes supposed to stop by the Luxury Lounge before his next meeting and Christopher and Little Carmine tag along.At the Luxury Lounge, Chris is dumbstruck by the free shopping spree available to celebs. Sir Ben begs off their meeting, vowing to finish it in New York. Artie gets a visit from American Express fraud investigators. Someones been stealing the customer credit card numbers. Artie cant use Amex until its cleared up and has to resort to two-fers after all. Martina calls Benny, whos dining at Da Giovannis with his pregnant wife, to alert him. Meanwhile, Artie and Charmaine have a staff meeting to talk about the fraud and Artie has a meltdown, accusing his staff of stealing from him. Later, the coat girl tells Artie that Martinas been sporting $600 sandals, raising suspicion. Artie confronts Martine, firing her. In a rage, he heads to Bennys house and beats the crap out of himWhen Chris, strung out on coke, champagne and hookers calls to see if Sir Bens publicist can get him into the Luxury Lounge, he demurs. "I dont know how my publicist could help you." Mumur arrives just in time to snap Chris out of his downward spiral. Little Carmine calls Christopher to report the bad news: Kingsley passed on the script.On the Stugots II, with Tony, Carm, Artie and Charmaine, Tony lectures Artie about taking on Benny. "Lifes not fair," says Artie "But somehow I believed my dad about honest work." Tony feels for Artie. "I dont like seein you like this, you know that."Tony has a talk to Benny, forcing him to have his parents anniversary at Vesuvios-and not kill Artie. When Benny shows up with his wife and parents at Vesuvios Artie offers him a "Martina...apparently they go down real easy." Benny excuses himself and busts in on Artie in the kitchen and shoves his hand in boiling spaghetti sauce.Lauren Bacall, heading to her limo with her gift basket, is jumped by a masked thug. Flying home, Chris and Murmur smile at the Variety headline on the swag grab. Sir Ben is uncomfortable to see he is sharing their first-class cabin to New York. Tony and Carm dine at Vesuvios, offering sympathy to Artie for his injured hand. T heads to the kitchen to talk to his friend, offering him Melfis number: "You go about in pity for yourself." Tony finally tells him no one wants to hear him talk: "Just stay in the kitchen, thatd be a start."When Chris brings Tony some swag, T suggests maybe Benny and Artie wouldnt have gotten into it if he hadnt been in LA. Chris argues not many have had to sacrifice what he has. "How many times you gonna play the Adriana card?" demands Tony. Artie cooks rabbit for late arriving customers-enjoying the aromas of his grandfathers recipe. Meanwhile the Italians, heading home, compare the gifts theyve purchased for their families back home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Walk Like a Man The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 17 - "Walk Like a Man"
The relationship between Christopher and Paulies falters, while A.J. grows depressed over his break-up with Blanca.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fleshy Part of the Thigh... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 4 - "The Fleshy Part of the Thigh"
"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky."Tonys on the mend, due for his final surgery to close up his wound. He complains to his nurse that hes not feeling like himself. "My thoughts keep running away from me." She assures him thats normal for patients in his condition. Religious evangelicals Aaron Aarkaway and Bob Brewster barge in on Tony the night before his surgery to pray with him. Tony accepts their prayer, but questions whether their stance on birth control could be a slippery slope to banning Viagra-which he imagines hell be needing in his post-operative state. "What are you, a wiseass," asks Carmela after shooing them away. When Jason Barones father dies, Jason suddenly has to decide what to do with Barone Sanitation, but hes been kept in the dark about the true nature of the family business. He doesnt understand why Tony is the second highest paid employee on the books, and Paulie brings him in for a hospital visit. Jason is planning to sell Barone to Chucky Cinelli, but Tony insists he let him take care of it. "This carting business," he says, "Its a different corporate culture."Paulie is summoned to his Aunt Dotties death bed at the convent, and shes got a bombshell: Dottie, a nun, is Paulies real mother. "I was a bad girl." The news sends Paulie into a tailspin. He boycotts Dotties funeral and disowns Nucci, the mother/aunt who raised him. At the hospital, it turns out the rap artist Da Lux is on Tonys floor. Apparently his own shooting is helping his CD sales. "Yeah but it really hurts," moans Da Lux. Bobby overhears one of Da Luxs posse, Marvin, writing a rap. Marvin complains that Da Lux is now too busy to produce his album this year. Bobby suggests it might make Marvin more popular if he got shot too and offers to help him out. Marvin eventually agrees, paying Bobby to make a surprise hit.Tony meets with Phil outside the hospital, his IV pole in one hand, a cigar in the other. "You go around me...and try and poach my company," he accuses Phil, suggesting that he and Johnny Sack tried to take over Barone Sanitation. Tony needs the W-2, not to mention the health insurance, and insists he stay on payroll and get 25 percent of the sale price. Phil says hell take the message to Johnny.Da Lux invites Tony and Schwinn (a fellow patient) to watch a boxing match on the flat screen in his hospital room. When Paulie moans about how alone we all are, Schwinn counters that were all connected. "Everythang is Everthang," says Da Lux. "Im down with that."Johnny Sack offers Tony two years on payroll and five percent of the sale price and a new car. Tony vomits at the news, ordering Paulie to intervene. Paulie and Patsy make a threatening visit to Jason, warning him that Tonys take will come out of Jasons profits. But when Jason tries to back out of the Cinelli sale, he finds he cant. Tony calls Jason to his bedside and lets him have it. When Jasons mother comes to beg for mercy for her son, Paulie is overwhelmed, seeing the mothers love he felt never had.Bob Brewster makes one last visit to try and save Tony, but the boss resists his message. Still, Tony confides to Schwinn hes starting to believe were all part of something bigger. Back home, Phil comes to Tony with Johnny Sacks final offer: T keeps his paycheck and W-2 for 10 years and 12 percent of the sale price-but no skim. Tony agrees. "Truth be told, theres enough garbage for everybody." But Paulie cant let it go of his problem. He takes a pipe to Jasons kneecap, insisting Jason kick up $4000 a month to him-and not a word to Tony.
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The Ride The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 9 - "The Ride"
"One second youre sitting there enjoying a ride with your family, the next your entire world comes crashing down".Christophers new girlfriend Kelli announces shes pregnant. "Ill take care of it", she offers, but Christopher proposes marriage instead. Paulies in charge of running the annual Feast of St. Elzear. When he and Patsy stop by the church to arrange things, new priest Father Jose tries to negotiate a higher fee for the parish. When Paulie balks, Father Jose refuses to let them use the Saints gold hat, a traditional part of the statues garb. "F$#% the hat," Paulie decides.Christopher shows up at the Bing sporting a wedding band and springs his news on the guys. Silvio orders champagne all around. "Just water for me. My sonll be my strength," says Christopher.On the way home from a business trip to Pennsylvania, Tony and Christopher get lost. Stopping to pee in what he thinks is a deserted parking lot, Tony spots some Bikers stealing crates of wine from a liquor store. Alerting Christopher, the two wait until the Bikers head back inside, then start robbing the robbers. While theyre loading Tonys Escalade with wine, the Bikers reappear and a shootout ensues. Tony and Christopher escape, stopping at a steakhouse to celebrate their caper - and enjoy some stolen wine. Over dinner, Tony talks Christopher into having a glass. "Discipline, thats all," Christopher rationalizes. But the pair get drunk and outside in the parking lot discuss their enduring bond. As they reminisce, Christopher flashes back to the day he showed up at Tonys house to tell him Adriana was ratting to the FedsThe next day, Christopher and Kelli buy a houseWith the Feast of St. Elzear in full swing, Tony talks to Phil about an opportunity to unload a stolen semi-trailer full of multivitamins. Hell split it 50/50-but it has to happen that night. Phil agrees, but wants to "spare John the stress of having to hear about this." While at the feast, Carmela spots Ades mother Liz LaCerva working at a booth. Depressed and unkempt, Liz tells Carmela her theory that Christopher killed her daughter. Meanwhile, Christopher meets up with heroin addict Corky to give him the other half of his payment for setting up the Rusty Millio killing. Watching Corky shoot up, Christopher succumbs to temptation and indulges also. High on smack, Christopher enjoys the lights of the feast.Next day, as the procession begins, several parishioners remark on the absence of St. Elzears traditional gold hat. Back at the Soprano house, Carmela tells Tony that Liz thinks Christopher killed Adriana. Tony says thats insane. "Let me school you on domestic violence," he says. "First and foremost, there is always a body." At the feast, Paulie gets word from his urologist that he needs a biopsy for prostate cancer, news that he doesnt take well. Later, Janice takes baby Nica on the tea cup ride, which malfunctions, giving another child a bloody nose. Home that night, Paulie hears of the accident, but decides to let Little Paulie handle it.During Sunday dinner at the Soprano house, Janice chides Bacala, accusing him of inaction in dealing with the rides owner. But when Bobby confronts the guy, he learns that Paulie refused to spring for a repair crew or rent out the newer, safer rides. Bobby confronts Paulie at the feasts cannoli eating contest: As the guys hold them apart, Bacala screams that his baby girl was on that ride. "Everybody wants to get rich, but you dont scrimp on safety!"In Melfis office, Tony muses about all the people lining up for rides. "They pay money to almost puke." She asks if hes bored. He claims he still feels every day is a gift, but "Does it have to be a pair of socks?" At the feast, Paulie calls in for the results of his biopsy, but theyre not in yet. When he runs into Nucci, she chastises him for skimping on the safety of the rides, pointing out that it was also a sin to let St. Elzear go without his gold hat. At Christophers post-wedding bachelor party, tensions run high between Paulie and Bobby, who excuses himself early. In the mens room, Tony corners Paulie, tells him to settle things with Bobby. Paulie agrees, but confides hes worried about his biopsy results. "It could be cancer." Tony is sympathetic, but warns him: "Dont go workin yourself into a state like you do." In the Soprano house basement, Christopher shows up as Tony uncrates some stolen wine. They try to bond, recounting their adventure with the Bikers, but their attempt at camaraderie falls flat. At home, Paulie tosses and turns, then calls his urologists answering service in the middle of the night. Frustrated and panicky, he is informed his doctor is out of town.Early next morning, Paulie shows up at the Bing for a meeting - and has a vision of the Virgin Mary hovering over the stage. Shaken, he retreats to the back room.At the feast, baby Nica cries, clamoring to go on the tea cup ride again. Uncle Tony placates her, picking her up into his arms, swinging her around as she giggles and laughs. At Green Grove, Nucci gets a visitor - its Paulie. She lets him in, but tells him she doesnt want to argue. He doesnt either-together, they sit, reconciled as they watch Lawrence Welk.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Johnny Cakes The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 8 - "Johnny Cakes"
"Sometimes you tell a lie so long, you dont know when to stop."AJ sells his drum set to supplement his Blockbuster job. When Tony and Carmela suggest a better job or community college he snaps: "Jesus, Im doing what you want. Dont I deserve some kind of life?"Vito, still lying low in New Hampshire as "Vince," watches a fire rescue as Jim, the local diner owner, rescues a boy.While enjoying an afternoon on the Stugots II, AJ asks Tony about Uncle Junior and "What are we gonna do about him?" Tony dismisses any implication for revenge. "Hes incarcerated for the rest of his unnatural life."Patsy and Burt visit Caputos poultry store for their take, along with some eggs. Next stop: welcoming the neighborhoods new Starbucks-like coffee store, offering "protection" from the marginal types. But when the manager explains that "corporate" wont care about any vandalism, Patsy and Burt retreat. "Its over for the little guy."Tony, Silvio and Chris check out a woman near the Pork store, and Tony brags his sex life is back on track: "I got a baguette in my pants 24/7." The woman is Real Estate agent Julianna Skiff, who approaches Tony with an offer to buy the nearby poultry store for Jamba Juice. Tonys interested-but not at the offered price.Vito has his usual - Johnny Cakes - at Jims diner, complimenting his heroism at the fire. Jim asks how the writing is going on his book. AJ is more into hanging out with a former high school friend, Hernan, at the clubs in New York than serving customers at Blockbuster. Hernan brags to everyone that AJs father is "capo di tutti capi"-and then sticks AJ with the drink bill. AJ brags to one of the girls, who grills him about payback for Junior. "Ill probably have to do something," he says.Tony complains about AJ to Melfi, who urges him to empathize, but Tonys not having it. Melfi tells her therapist, Elliott, its just a matter of time before Tony decompensates over his being shot. "This isnt omerta. Its something else."Phil wants to know whats being done about Vito but Tony insists hell handle it. Meanwhile, Vito calls Marie who begs him to come home and get help: "They can cure you of this" He refuses, but tells her where to find some cash. Juliana tracks Tony down at the Bada Bing with another Jamba Juice offer. Tony passes but asks her out to talk business. She also passes: "For once in my life I will exercise some self control." Carl beckons Vito over at the Roadhouse to join the local guys for a beer. When Jim finally makes a pass at Vito, he balks. "What are you, some kinda fag?" Vito throws the first punch but Jim gets the best of him.AJ asks his parents for money for nice clothes. But they dont approve of his choice of friends, or after-hours activities. He challenges them to stake him in something hes interested in: running a club. Given, among other reasons, hes not old enough to drink, they refuse."Its like a bad smell in the house, its always hanging there," Tony complains about AJ. He tells Melfi that its not a good aphrodisiac and that he couldnt be blamed for seeking an extracurricular outlet-not that hes considering that. He asks for practical advice. She suggests they lay down some rules: "The most important thing is that you and Carmela are in agreement."AJ pays a visit to Junior at the psych hospital. The knife hes brought clatters to the floor and the orderlies tackle him. When Tony picks AJ up from the police station, AJ sobs that he wasnt able to do the job. But Tony assures him hes grateful AJs not a killer. Still: "you gotta grow up." At AJs next night clubbing, one of Hernans crew hounds AJ to get his father to lean on his landlord, and AJ has a panic attack. A beaten Vito heads back for more Johnny Cakes - and to apologize. Jim and Vito head off on motorcycles for a romantic picnic.Julianna calls with another Jamba Juice offer. Sold. They agree Tony will come by her apartment that night to sign the papers. When he gets there, he signs the papers, but feeling guilty about Carmela, he cant close the deal with Julianna. He heads home to Carmela-in a rage over his sexual frustration.Patsy and Burt visit Caputos poultry store to collect the weekly take. Caputo informs them that Tony has sold the building to Jamba Juice. Patsy exits angrily. Outside, he "What the f$#% is happening to this neighborhood?"
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Do Not Resuscitate The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 2 - "Do Not Resuscitate"
Tony plays both ends against the middle in a construction dispute, while Pussy has a revealing meeting with an FBI agent.Livia becomes suspicious of Janice as she starts to get cozy.Junior is released from jail, but finds himself working on a tight leash under Tonys thumb.
Added on September 21, 2011
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D-Girl The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 7 - "D-Girl"
Christopher dabbles in the Hollywood movie world, while A.J. dabbles in existentialism after he wrecks his mothers car.Pussy wrestles with his conscience as he gets in deeper with the Feds.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Knight in White Satin Armor... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 12 - "Knight in White Satin Armor"
Richie finally pushes Tony to the limit and Tony begins to plan for his removal.Tony finds that breaking up with his Russian girlfriend is more complicated than he thought.Janice takes matters into her own hands after a quarrel with Richie.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Happy Wanderer The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 6 - "The Happy Wanderer"
Tony organizes and runs the executive poker game, but must put the strong-arm on his old high school buddy when he loses big.Richie puts himself at odds with Tony when he causes a disturbance at the game. Meanwhile, Janice starts putting ideas in Richies head about a power play.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Big Girls Dont Cry The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 5 - "Big Girls Dont Cry"
Christopher and Pussy are resentful when Tony sets up a new pecking order in the crew. Christopher tries to relieve stress by taking an acting class for writers, while Pussy gets more talkative with the FBI.Tony shows his new man Furio the ropes by sending him on a collection job.Melfi finally breaks down and tells Tony shell take him back as a patient.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrists... The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 1 - "Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrists Office"
Tony begins to establish himself as the acting Don of the Jersey crew, but his world is turned upside down by the return of Big Pussy and his sister Janice.Melfi consults her own therapist, feeling guilty over her refusal to treat Tony.Christopher expands into the world of white-collar crime, but his associates cause trouble when they bring violence into the workplace.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Funhouse The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 13 - "Funhouse"
Tony is stricken by a nasty bout of food poisoning and has a strange dream conversation with Pussy in his delirium. When Tony wakes up, his suspicions are aroused.The FBI catches Livia at the airport with incriminating evidence against her son. The Feds decide to move against Tony just before Meadows graduation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Toodle-Fucking-Oo The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 3 - "Toodle-Fucking-Oo"
Tony faces a new threat when Jackies brother Richie Aprile gets out of jail and tries to muscle in on Tonys action.Carmela and Tony try desperately to punish Meadow when she trashes Livias home during a party.Melfis guilt over not treating Tony begins to invade her dreams.
Added on September 21, 2011
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From Where to Eternity The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 9 - "From Where to Eternity"
Tony starts the hunt for Matt and calls on Pussy for a favor.Paulie gets nervous when Christopher brings him a message from beyond.Carmela asks Tony to get a vasectomy, and Melfi starts to regret allowing Tony back on her couch.
Added on September 21, 2011
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House Arrest The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 11 - "House Arrest"
Tonys lawyer advises him to act like a civilian for a while, but Tony grows bored by the lifestyle.Melfi uses alcohol to numb herself to Tonys visits.Junior seeks female companionship during his confinement, while Richie disobeys yet another order from Tony.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Full Leather Jacket The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 8 - "Full Leather Jacket"
Carmela pressures a friend to write a letter of recommendation for Meadow, while a good will gesture from Richie to Tony falls flat.Matt and Sean are bored with their positions in the Soprano organization. They decide to ambush Christopher as a favor to Richie.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Commendatori The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 4 - "Commendatori"
Tony, Christopher and Paulie travel to Italy on a business trip. Meanwhile, Carmela ponders her own situation when Pussys wife starts talking divorce.Pussy takes action against an old friend when he spots him having a conversation with the FBI.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bust Out The Sopranos The Sopranos
Episode 10 - "Bust Out"
Tony begins gathering cash for a possible getaway when he learns of an eyewitness to the Bevilaqua hit. The Feds turn up the pressure on Pussy when they learn of his involvement in the murder.Richie tries to enlist Junior in a move against Tony.Carmela has a romantic encounter with her paperhanger.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
A Very Supernatural Christmas... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 8 - "A Very Supernatural Christmas"
In this Christmas-themed episode, Sam and Dean follow the trail of an "anti-Santa" that abducts its victims by using their chimneys. Dean tries to get Sam to celebrate Christmas like they used to but Sam doesnt want to accept that it could be the last one theyll spend together.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Dream a Little Dream of... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 10 - "Dream a Little Dream of Me"
Dean interrogates a college student after the death of Dr. Greggs. Bobby, Sam and Dean all discover the truth behind the fatal death when they all get locked in a nightmare of their own.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Fresh Blood Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 7 - "Fresh Blood"
The brothers capture a female vampire named Lucy who has no idea how she became one, which leads them to Dixon, a male vampire who is a little too giving. Gordon returns with a vengeance leaving Sam in danger.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bad Day at Black Rock Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 3 - "Bad Day at Black Rock"
Sam is kidnapped by the mentor of a hunter who believes he still has his powers, while Dean deals with a thief while trying to find his brother.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
The Kids Are Alright Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 2 - "The Kids Are Alright"
Sam & Dean track down changelings that are pursuing mothers and their children. A boy they protect bears a strange resemblance to Dean, which at first makes Dean uncomfortable because he once had a one-night stand with the boys mother Lisa.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Jus in Bello Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 12 - "Jus in Bello"
FBI Agent Henricksen finally captures Sam and Dean, but is caught in the middle when a horde of demons descends on the small-town jail to eliminate the brothers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Malleus Maleficarum Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 9 - "Malleus Maleficarum"
The seemingly harmless practices of a group of neighborhood witches goes bad when one of them kills a woman. Ruby offers her assistance... but she has a few secrets of her own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Time is on My Side Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 15 - "Time is on My Side"
Sam and Dean discover a doctor who, back in 1816, became obsessed with finding the secret of eternal life by taking peoples vital organs. Meanwhile, Bobby finds Bela and Dean leaves Sam to confront her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
No Rest For the Wicked Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 16 - "No Rest For the Wicked"
Sam, Dean, and Bobby hunt down Lilith and fight her and her demons in a final effort to save Deans life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Sin City Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 4 - "Sin City"
The brothers investigate the death of a man who committed suicide in a church. However, Sam is forced to team up with an unexpected ally when Dean disappears with a female demon who is interested in him personally.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
The Magnificent Seven Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 1 - "The Magnificent Seven"
Seven demons, based on the Seven Deadly Sins, are released into the world and the brothers must combat them with the aid of a married Hunter couple.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Bedtime Stories Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 5 - "Bedtime Stories"
A young girl trapped in a coma by her wicked stepmother sets off a series of murders based on the fairy tales her father reads her. Meanwhile, Sam tries to get Dean out of his deal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ghostfacers Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 13 - "Ghostfacers"
In a change of pace, Sam and Dean decide to star in a violent, profane reality show named Ghostfacers. The show takes them to the haunted Morton Mansion, and they soon realize theyre in over their heads.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Red Sky at Morning Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 6 - "Red Sky at Morning"
Bela gets in the way yet again as Sam and Dean are investigating multiple victims who drowned even though they were nowhere near water. Sam and Dean make the creepy discovery that the victims all saw a ghost ship right before dying. They tell Bela to stay away, but shes not so willing to leave, as someones paying her a lot to solve the same case Sam and Dean are investigating.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Long-Distance Call Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 14 - "Long-Distance Call"
Sam and Dean search for a Crocotta that uses the phone and computer as a means to communicate with people. Its goal is to get people to commit suicide and take their soul. Dean gets some news from an unlikely source about a demon holding the contract to his soul.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mystery Spot Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 11 - "Mystery Spot"
Dean is killed after looking into a case about the disappearance of a man with Sam. The next morning, Sam is shocked to find Dean alive and is hit with the realization that he is reliving the day before.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
On the Head of a Pin Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 16 - "On the Head of a Pin"
Angels get slaughtered by Lucifers sword. Castiel and Uriel hold Alastair captive and ask Dean to use his newfound techniques in torture to take valuable information that can put an end to the murders. Dean learns some shocking facts from Alastair.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lazarus Rising Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 1 - "Lazarus Rising"
Dean awakens in a pine box, freed from hell, and has a joyful reunion with Sam and Bobby; Sam, Dean and Bobby wonder what pulled Dean from hell, and what it will want in return.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jump the Shark Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 19 - "Jump the Shark"
A 19-year-old boy named Adam calls Sam and Dean looking for John Winchester, claiming to be his son. Dean and Sam meet Adam, assuming hes a demon trying to lure them into a trap. However, they find out that John was indeed the boys father and Adam tells them of his normal upbringing, which infuriates Dean.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Metamorphosis Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 4 - "Metamorphosis"
Sam and Dean discover a man named Jack who is turning into a Rugaru, a creature that changes from a human into a flesh-eating monster; Sam thinks that Jack can learn to control his urges, but Dean thinks the only honorable thing to do is shoot him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Criss Angel Is A Douche... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 12 - "Criss Angel Is A Douche Bag"
Sam and Dean are faced with magicians delving in black magic. They investigate after several people wind up dead in ways similar to the illusions the magicians perform on stage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lucifer Rising Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 22 - "Lucifer Rising"
The apocalypse is coming, and Sam and Dean prepare for the fight in very different ways. Sam joins Ruby on a final run to kill Lilith while Castiel and Zachariah tell Dean its time to play his part in stopping Lucifer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wishful Thinking Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 8 - "Wishful Thinking"
A wishing well in a Chinese restaurant causes trouble for the Winchesters.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Know What You Did Last... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 9 - "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
Ruby, Sam and Dean search for Anna, a woman who can hear angels conversations; Sam tells Dean what happened while he was in hell and how Ruby saved his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Rapture Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 20 - "The Rapture"
Castiel (Misha Collins) appears to Dean (Jensen Ackles) in a dream and says he has something important to tell him but they need to meet somewhere private. Dean and Sam (Jared Padalecki) go searching for Castiel but instead find Jimmy, Castiels human vessel, who has only a spotty recollection of being an angel. Jimmy wants to return to his family and normal life, but Dean and Sam are concerned about his safety.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Yellow Fever Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 6 - "Yellow Fever"
Sam and Dean investigate the mystery of several men who apparently died of fright; after Dean becomes infected, Sam and Bobby must find the root of the disease.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sex and Violence Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 14 - "Sex and Violence"
Sam and Dean go to a small town in Iowa where three men have beaten their wives to death; a Siren puts Sam and Dean under a spell.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Are You There God? Its Me... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 2 - "Are You There God? Its Me, Dean Winchester"
The spirits of Meg and Agent Henricksen appear and accuse Sam and Dean of failing them; the brothers must save Bobby, who is too crippled with guilt to fight off the ghosts of young children he couldnt save.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Death Takes a Holiday Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 15 - "Death Takes a Holiday"
Dean and Sam are clueless on what they are dealing with when they find a town where no one can die; a woman survives a certainly fatal car crash, a man walks away unharmed after falling off a building and a 6 year-old girl lives after flatlining.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Its a Terrible Life Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 17 - "Its a Terrible Life"
Dean and Sam now lead ordinary lives. Dean works in the corporate world at the Sandover Bridge & Iron Company along with Sam who works as a Tech Support. Both have no idea who the other is until their colleagues start killing themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Monster at the End of... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 18 - "The Monster at the End of this Book"
Sam and Dean come across a series of comics called Supernatural depicting their lives as demon hunters in detail. The brothers meet the author of the comics, Carver Edlund, who explains he has visions of Sam and Dean in action then puts their adventures in the comics.
Added on September 21, 2011
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In the Beginning Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 3 - "In the Beginning"
Dean is shocked when he is transported back in time to Lawrence, Kansas, where he runs into a young John Winchester and Mary, who have just fallen in love; Dean enjoys time with his newfound grandfather, who may be hiding a key secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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When the Levee Breaks Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 21 - "When the Levee Breaks"
The final seals are rapidly being broken. Dean and Sam are hot on Liliths trail. Some intense facts about Sam will be revealed in this episode.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Afterschool Special Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 13 - "Afterschool Special"
Sam and Dean investigate a haunting at one of the high schools they attended as teenagers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heaven and Hell Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 10 - "Heaven and Hell"
Anna remembers her past, allowing Sam and Dean to understand why Castiel and Uriel want her dead; Alastair and his demons close in on Anna, Dean and Sam.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Family Remains Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 11 - "Family Remains"
Sam and Dean investigate a house occupied by a female ghost, but when a new family moves in things take a turn for the worse.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Monster Movie Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 5 - "Monster Movie"
Dean and Sam investigate when several murders take place at Oktoberfest; Dean thinks a shape-shifter demon is terrorizing the town as iconic monsters from old movies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Its the Great Pumpkin, Sam... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 7 - "Its the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester"
Investigating two mysterious deaths in a small town, Sam and Dean discover a witch is sacrificing people to summon a dangerous demon.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Good God, YAll Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 2 - "Good God, YAll"
Hunter Rufus Turner calls in Bobby, Sam, and Dean to deal with a demon infestation in his town, but they soon discover the truth is much more horrifying. Meanwhile, Castiel goes to seek the only entity that can defeat Lucifer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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99 Problems Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 17 - "99 Problems"
Sam and Dean are outnumbered by demons, but are saved at the last minute by Rob and his townspeople, who are aware of the Apocalypse, and have been training to fight and kill demons. The small town is very religious and Sam and Dean meet Pastor Gideon, who introduces them to his daughter Leah, whom he claims is a prophet. Leah tells the townspeople they must obey her orders if they want a spot in Heaven but when she starts turning the townspeople against each other in the name of the Lord, the brothers realize they must kill her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I Believe the Children Are... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 6 - "I Believe the Children Are Our Future"
Sam and Dean investigate a series of odd murders that strangely resemble fairytales and urban legends. The brothers track down an 11-year-old boy named Jesse and realize that whatever Jesse believes is coming true. Castiel tells Sam and Dean that Jesse is a serious threat and needs to be eliminated.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fallen Idol Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 5 - "Fallen Idol"
Sam and Dean head to a small town where people are murdered by famous dead icons. However the brothers come to a dead end when two teenagers reveal they saw Paris Hilton kidnap their friend.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Curious Case of Dean... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 7 - "The Curious Case of Dean Winchester"
Sam and Dean discover a witch is running a high-stakes poker game where the currency is life years vs. money. Bobby sees the game as a chance to get out of the wheelchair and bets 25 years, but loses. As Bobby begins to age rapidly, Dean steps in to save him but also ends up turning into an old man, leaving Sam holding the bag for their survival.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Abandon All Hope Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 10 - "Abandon All Hope"
Sam, Dean and Castiel track down the Colt and head off to find Lucifer to send him back to Hell. Its a hunters reunion when the crew joins forces with Bobby, Ellen and Jo for what could be their last night on Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Point of No Return Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 18 - "Point of No Return"
Dean begins to think the only way to stop Lucifer is to say yes to Michael, but the angels decide they dont need him anymore. Dean, Sam, and Castiel are horrified at the angels new game plan and take on Zachariah to prevent an all out war on Earth. Meanwhile, a familiar face returns.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Swan Song Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 22 - "Swan Song"
The showdown between good and evil is at hand. With the Apocalypse looming, Sam and Dean realize they are out of options and make heart-breaking decisions that will change their lives forever. A beloved character faces death.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Devil You Know Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 20 - "The Devil You Know"
The demon Crowley tells Sam and Dean he can help them find the remaining Horsemen rings so they can trap Lucifer. The brothers are doubtful until Crowley leads them to Brady, the Handler for Pestilence and Death. However, Brady refuses to give up their locations and sets Pestilence after the Winchesters.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
The Song Remains the Same... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 13 - "The Song Remains the Same"
The angels send Anna back in time to kill John and Mary Winchester before they can conceive Sam knowing that if Sam was never born then Lucifer wont be able to use him as his vessel. Castiel sends Sam and Dean back to 1978 so they can stop Anna, and the two brothers are reunited with their parents. Mary recognizes Dean as a hunter since he visited her in the past once before but tries to keep the truth from John.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Swap Meat Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 12 - "Swap Meat"
Gary, a teenage nerd, conjures up a body-switching spell and changes bodies with Sam. Thrilled by his new handsome and built body, Gary (now Sam) investigates a case with Dean and takes advantage of his good looks and age by hitting on women and getting drunk. Meanwhile, Sam is stuck in Garys teenage body, dealing with intrusive parents and high school.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two Minutes To Midnight Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 21 - "Two Minutes To Midnight"
Crowley tells Bobby he will give him the location of Death, the fourth horseman, in exchange for his soul. Knowing Sam and Dean need that fourth ring to stop the Apocalypse, Bobby reluctantly agrees. Sam and Dean confront Pestilence, but he unleashes a deadly virus upon them, so Castiel must intervene on their behalf. Dean has a meeting with Death to discuss Lucifer, and an unholy alliance is formed at a very high price for Dean.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hammer of the Gods Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 19 - "Hammer of the Gods"
Sam and Dean are kidnapped by a group of gods, including Kali, Ganesh, and Baldur and held hostage in a small hotel. The gods want to use Sam and Dean as bargaining chips to stop the Apocalypse, but Gabriel shows up and warns them that if Lucifer finds them he will kill them all. Unfortunately, one of the gods turns on the rest and Lucifer appears.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Free to Be You and Me Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 3 - "Free to Be You and Me"
Sam decides to stop hunting but has a hard time after he receives a surprise visit. Dean and Castiel try to find the Archangel Raphael in their bid to stop the Apocalypse.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 15 - "Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid"
Sam and Dean investigate Bobbys home town where the dead are rising from the grave but instead of attacking humans, they are happily reuniting with their families. The brothers turn to Bobby for help but he tells them not to worry about it and to leave town. Suspicious, Dean investigates and comes face to face with Bobbys dead wife, who has no memory of what happened to her. Once the zombies start turning evil, the boys tell Bobby he has to kill his wife but he refuses.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sam, Interrupted Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 11 - "Sam, Interrupted"
A former hunter named Martin, who is currently institutionalized, calls Sam and Dean for help investigating a case in the mental hospital. The brothers get themselves admitted as patients to check out the mysterious monster that is attacking the patients, but their incarceration pushes both to the breaking point as they unleash their inner demons against each other.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Bloody Valentine Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 14 - "My Bloody Valentine"
Castiel helps Sam and Dean hunt down Cupid on Valentines Day after townspeople start to kill each other for love. However, after Cupid tells them hes innocent, they discover Famine, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, has arrived in town.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Real Ghostbusters Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 9 - "The Real Ghostbusters"
Super fan Becky uses Chucks phone to trick Sam and Dean into attending a Supernatural fan convention, complete with fans dressed up as Sam and Dean. One of the activities is a live action role playing game, but things quickly turn sour after a real ghost appears on the scene.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dark Side of the Moon Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 16 - "Dark Side of the Moon"
Ambushed by angry hunters, Sam and Dean are shot and killed and sent to Heaven. Castiel warns Dean that Zachariah is looking for them in Heaven so they need to lay low while searching for an angel named Joshua who can help them since he talks directly to God. While searching for Joshua, the brothers run into some old friends and family members.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Changing Channels Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 8 - "Changing Channels"
When Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) find themselves living their lives on what appear to be TV shows, it makes for a whole new style of reality television and they wonder if the Trickster (guest star Richard Speight, Jr.) is to blame. From a sitcom to a soapy hospital drama to a Japanese game show to a crime procedural, each new experience they encounter is more bizarre than the next and they want out. But is the Trickster really the mastermind behind the madness?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sympathy for the Devil Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 1 - "Sympathy for the Devil"
Sam, Dean, and Bobby must deal with the aftermath of the Devils escape from Hell, and receive startling news from the Prophet Chuck.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The End Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 4 - "The End"
Dean refuses Sams efforts to help him battle the Devil, and then wakes up to find himself five years in the future, in a wasteland where Lucifer has begun his endgame by unleashing a virus that transforms humans into zombies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Scarecrow Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 11 - "Scarecrow"
Sam and Deans father sends them to a small town where the citizens sacrifice couples to a pagan god which manifests through a scarecrow.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bugs Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 8 - "Bugs"
Dean and Sam arrive in a town checking up a report of a mysterious death, and stop at a realtors open house barbecue. Sam meets the realtors son Matt, who is fascinated with bugs. Soon the town is invaded by swarms of deadly bugs, and there may be no way out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Provenance Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 19 - "Provenance"
The Winchesters must deal with a dangerous spirit bound to an old family portrait that brings misfortune and death to anyone who buys it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pilot Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Sam is about to graduate from college and has an interview set up to join one of the most prestigious law schools in the country. His brother Dean, whom he has not seen since he went to college, shows up in the middle of the night and tells him their father is missing while on a hunting trip. Leaving his girlfriend behind to find their dad, Sam joins Dean in an effort to find their father in a little town called Jericho, where unmarried men disappear without a trace.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Faith Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 12 - "Faith"
When Dean is accidentally electrocuted fighting a monster, he permanently damages his heart. When hes diagnosed as only having a month, at most, to live, Sam searches for a means to save him and finds Roy Le Grange, a faith healer who may actually be the real deal. After Le Grange heals Dean, the brothers discover that Le Grange is using black magic to bind a "Reaper" to do his bidding...and each healing comes with a terrible price.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bloody Mary Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 5 - "Bloody Mary"
A man dies of a stroke in front of a mirror but Sam and Dean believe something, or someone else (Bloody Mary), may be behind his death. Dean tries to help Sam open up about his girlfriends death, particularly after Sam lets it slip that theres some information that he hasnt told Dean.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Something Wicked Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 18 - "Something Wicked"
Sam and Dean battle a Shtriga, a witch that sneaks into childrens bedrooms and sucks the lives out of them. Dean must relive his childhood when he remembers that he encountered the Shtriga years ago.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Route 666 Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 13 - "Route 666"
Sam and Dean head to Missouri to investigate mysterious car accidents involving black men.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nightmare Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 14 - "Nightmare"
Sams precognitive dream leads the brothers to investigate a mysterious death which seems connected to a boy with the power of telekinesis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wendigo Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 2 - "Wendigo"
Sam and Dean pose as Park Rangers to help a brother and sister search for their lost sibling, who the Winchester brothers believe may have been taken by a Wendigo.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Asylum Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 10 - "Asylum"
If these walls could talk. The brothers investigate a long-shuttered mental asylum that has the power to drive intruders mad... and murderous.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shadow Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 16 - "Shadow"
Sam has a reunion with a girl he once met, Meg, but it turns out that she is using the brothers to lure their father John to his doom.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Benders Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 15 - "The Benders"
Dean searches for Sam when he is kidnapped by a backwoods family who likes to hunt humans and use their body parts as trophies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hook Man Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 7 - "Hook Man"
Sam and Dean help a girl whose date became a victim of the "Hook Man," a famous urban legend that turns out to be real, in a small college town somewhere in Iowa. In order to save her and her father, the local minister, the brothers have to find the ghosts bones so they can destroy them. One tiny problem... theyre in an unmarked grave.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead Mans Blood Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 20 - "Dead Mans Blood"
To obtain a mystic gun capable of destroying the demon that killed their mother, Sam and Dean must team up with their father John and face off against vampires.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Skin Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 6 - "Skin"
Sams friend, Zach, is accused of murder. Sam offers to help out by checking up on his sister, Rebecca. Rebecca claims her brother could not have committed the murder because he was with her at the time of the murder. But all the physical evidence points to Zach being at the scene of the crime. Could Zach have been at two places at the same time?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dead in the Water Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 3 - "Dead in the Water"
While going through the newspaper, Dean comes across a mysterious drowning victim. Upon further research they soon discover more people who have drowned in the same lake, but their bodies were never found. When the boys show up in town they befriend a boy whose father has drowned. The brothers come to believe the lake is haunted by a spirit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Home Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 9 - "Home"
Dean and Sam return to their home of Lawrence, Kansas, where a new family has moved into the Winchesters old home. The family begins seeing and hearing frightening things, and the brothers think it might be haunted by the thing that killed their mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hell House Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 17 - "Hell House"
Sam and Dean investigate the case of a maniacal ghost inhabiting a long abandoned Texas farmhouse known as "Hell House." They believe the ghost is the spirit of a deceased Depression-era farmer who killed his family, but they soon realize it is something far more powerful.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Devils Trap Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 22 - "Devils Trap"
When Meg boasts that John is her prisoner, the boys visit a friend of their fathers to get information about demonic possessions and ways to trap a demon. It turns out Meg is not what she appears.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Phantom Traveler Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 4 - "Phantom Traveler"
A friend of Deans calls him up when a plane crashes under mysterious circumstances. Dean and Sam soon discover a flight attendant who was on the plane but they do not realize her full connection to the crash until they are on board another flight with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Salvation Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 21 - "Salvation"
John has realized where the demon will strike next and the Winchesters head there to stop the next killing. But Meg begins killing Johns friends and demands the Colt or shell keep going until everyone John knows is dead.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mommy Dearest Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 19 - "Mommy Dearest"
Sam, Dean, Bobby and Castiel track Eve to a small town in Oregon. The guys discover the townspeople have been converted to demons, but surprisingly, they all appear to be dying. When they finally do meet Eve, she decides to torture the brothers by bringing back their mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Weekend at Bobbys Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 4 - "Weekend at Bobbys "
After Bobby discovers Crowley has no intentions of returning Bobbys soul, the hunter takes matters into his own hands. He calls on Sam and Dean for help after he unearths one of Crowleys deepest secrets. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean learn what Bobby does all day when they are not around.
Added on September 21, 2011
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All Dogs Go to Heaven Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 8 - "All Dogs Go to Heaven "
Dean and Sam investigate what seems to be a werewolf killing but turns out to be a skinwalker posing as a family dog who is taking revenge on his owners enemies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Third Man Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 3 - "The Third Man"
Sam and Dean call Castiel for help when they investigate a case about several dead police officers who seem to have been killed by the plagues of Egypt. Castiel confirms the staff of Moses was used to kill the cops and tells Sam and Dean that Heaven is in a state of chaos and Gods weapons have been stolen. The three head off to find the thief and come face to face with an old enemy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Unforgiven Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 13 - "Unforgiven"
Sam starts to have flashbacks to a case he worked on with Samuel before he reconnected with Dean. Sam receives a mysterious text with coordinates to a small town, so the brothers decide to investigate. Dean is surprised when the townspeople start telling him some of the things Sam did while he lived there.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Heart Will Go On Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 17 - "My Heart Will Go On"
After Balthazar changes history and keeps the Titanic from sinking, Fate intervenes and begins killing those that would have died on the ship. Castiel tells Sam and Dean that Fate is very upset with the two of them and the only way they can stay alive is to kill her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Family Matters Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 7 - "Family Matters"
Dean becomes suspicious of Samuels motives, but Sam isnt sold on the idea that their grandfather is doing anything wrong. The brothers go along on a hunt with Samuel and the other Campbells, but things go terribly awry.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Appointment in Samarra Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 11 - "Appointment in Samarra"
Dean seeks out Death to help get Sams soul back. Death tells Dean he will help Sam if Dean will agree to act as Death for 24 hours. Meanwhile, Sam decides he doesnt want his soul back and asks Balthazar for a protective spell to keep his soul out of his body. Balthazar tells Sam he needs the blood of his father for the spell to work and since John Winchester is dead, Sam decides Bobby is the next best thing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Two and a Half Men Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 2 - "Two and a Half Men"
Sam investigates a case about missing babies whose parents are being murdered. At one of the crime scenes, he discovers a baby that was left behind and calls Dean for help. Reluctant to leave Lisa and Ben, Dean finally agrees to meet Sam and surprises his brother with how parental he has become. The brothers take the baby to Samuel, who decides to raise it as a hunter, which infuriates Dean. However, before they can decide the babys future, a shape-shifter breaks in and attempts to kidnap the baby.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
The Man Who Would Be King... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 20 - "The Man Who Would Be King "
Castiel tells Sam, Dean and Bobby about the war in Heaven and how he and Raphael became enemies. Bobby believes Castiel is hiding something, but Dean refuses to believe it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Exile on Main Street Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 1 - "Exile on Main Street"
Sam is mysteriously released from Hell and seeks out his brother, trying to have a normal life. Together the brothers must join forces with their maternal grandfather, Samuel, and begin the fight anew.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Live Free or Twihard Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 5 - "Live Free or Twihard"
After a group of young girls go missing Sam and Dean realize that a group of vampires have taken up residence in the small town. After a fight with two of the blood-suckers, Dean is bitten and turns into a vampire.Samuel tells Dean he can change him back but hed have to get the blood of the vampire who turned him. Dean infiltrates the nest and runs into the Alpha...
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
You Cant Handle the Truth... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 6 - "You Cant Handle the Truth"
Sam and Dean investigate a series of suicides and discover the victims were being told brutal truths that drove them crazy. They find out someone is invoking the Goddess of Truth, Veritas, forcing people to be cruelly honest against their will and Dean is the next victim. Dean is forced to tell Sam the truth about how he feels about his return from Hell.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Mannequin 3: The Reckoning... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 14 - "Mannequin 3: The Reckoning"
Ben calls Dean and tells him Lisa is in trouble. Dean leaves Sam to investigate a case alone and rushes home to rescue Lisa, however, hes not prepared for what meets him at the door. Meanwhile, Sam discovers the men that were murdered were all a part of a cruel practical joke played on a female co-worker who went missing.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Like A Virgin Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 12 - "Like A Virgin"
Dean and Bobby anxiously wait for Sam to wake up to see if Death was able to restore his soul without causing Sam to lose his mind. Meanwhile, Dean and Bobby investigate a disappearance of virgins and discover dragons are behind the kidnappings. Bobby sends Dean to a doctor who owns the only weapon in the world that can slay a dragon, but Dean must prove himself worthy enough to take it
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
The French Mistake Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 15 - "The French Mistake"
Dean and Sam find themselves in an alternate reality where everyone believes they are two actors named Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, who star in a TV show called Supernatural about two brothers who hunt monsters.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
The Man Who Knew Too Much... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 22 - "The Man Who Knew Too Much"
The wall comes down in Sams head and all hell breaks loose. Dean and Bobby are, for once, at a total loss on how to help him and are forced to stand by and do nothing while Sam breaks. The battle for heaven comes to a head.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Caged Heat Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 10 - "Caged Heat"
Meg kidnaps Sam and Dean and tries to force them to tell her where Crowley is hiding. Sam makes her a deal - they will help her find Crowley if she promises to torture him for information about how to get Sams soul back. Castiel joins the fight but finds it difficult to work with Meg.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Clap Your Hands If You Believe... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 9 - "Clap Your Hands If You Believe..."
While Sam and Dean are investigating a UFO sighting, Dean is abducted from a crop circle. However, when he awakens, he discovers he isnt dealing with aliens, but fairies! Unfortunately, only Dean can see the fairy that keeps attacking him which makes tracing and stopping them difficult. The brothers become even more perplexed when Sams investigation leads them to a world full of elves, gnomes and a leprechaun.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Let It Bleed Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 21 - "Let It Bleed"
A demon kidnaps Ben and Lisa to get to Dean. Sam and Dean are forced to join with an unlikely ally to free them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
And Then There Were None Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 16 - "And Then There Were None"
Eve, the Mother of All, unleashes a new monster upon the world: a black worm-slug that can enter the brain and force people to kill. Sam and Dean join forces with Bobby and Rufus and track it to a cannery, only to discover that Gwen and Samuel are also there looking for the monster... and none of them know who the monster is inside.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Frontierland Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 18 - "Frontierland"
While searching for a way to defeat Eve, Dean stumbles upon Samuel Colts journal in the Campbell library. Realizing Samuel might have the answer to their problems, Sam and Dean ask Castiel to send them back in time so they can meet the man himself. While Sam is a bit reluctant to time travel, Dean is beside himself with excitement to return to the Wild, Wild West.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Crossroad Blues Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 8 - "Crossroad Blues"
Dean calls a demon to make a deal to save a man named Evan Hudson, in exchange for himself. While making the deal, the demon confronts Deans worst nightmare about their dad.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Everybody Loves A Clown Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 2 - "Everybody Loves A Clown"
After the events at the hospital, the brothers have no idea where the demon that killed their mother is hiding. While biding their time trying to come up with an idea, they investigate murders committed by a killer clown.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Folsom Prison Blues Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 19 - "Folsom Prison Blues"
Sam and Dean allow themselves to be arrested in order to investigate a series of murders inside a penitentiary. However things get complicated when FBI agent Henricksen shows up to take over their case.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Born Under a Bad Sign Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 14 - "Born Under a Bad Sign"
Sam contacts Dean after being missing for a week. When they reunite, Dean finds Sam covered in blood and with no recollection of what happened.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
No Exit Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 6 - "No Exit"
Sam and Dean investigate the slayings of blonde women and find that the ghost of the first known serial killer in US history is responsible. Jo disobeys Ellens wishes and follows them along, and is captured by the ghost.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Playthings Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 11 - "Playthings"
Sam and Dean investigate an Connecticut inn run by a single mother where mysterious deaths are taking place. They find evidence of Hoodoo, and try to figure out who is causing the chaos.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
All Hell Breaks Loose (1... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 21 - "All Hell Breaks Loose (1)"
Sam and other "special children" are abducted by the Yellow-Eyed Demon and taken to a ghost town, where the ultimate battle must start.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
The Usual Suspects Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 7 - "The Usual Suspects"
Sam and Dean investigate the murder of a lawyer and his wife, who claimed to have seen a ghost before they were killed. However, local authorities arrest the Winchesters after looking into their past.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Bloodlust Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 3 - "Bloodlust"
Sam and Dean encounter a vampire hunter whose obsession may get them all killed.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Children Shouldnt Play With... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 4 - "Children Shouldnt Play With Dead Things"
Dean and Sam investigate the death of a young college student who died in a car accident, but whose grave is now surrounded by a circle of dead plants.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
What Is and What Should... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 20 - "What Is and What Should Never Be"
Dean is attacked by a Djinn... and finds himself in a new reality where his mother is still alive and a mysterious woman holds the key to everything.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
All Hell Breaks Loose (2... Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 22 - "All Hell Breaks Loose (2)"
After the fight between Jake and Sam, Dean has to make the ultimate sacrifice for his brother. Meanwhile the Yellow-Eyed Demon has his new servant and plans to unleash the hordes of Hell.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Roadkill Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 16 - "Roadkill"
A woman named Molly and her husband are driving down the highway and swerve to miss a farmer whos walking down the road. Their car hits a tree and when Molly wakes up her husband is missing. Sam and Dean discover Molly and find out that the farmer haunts the highway and Molly is most likely his next victim. Sam and Dean set off to stop the farmer before he can claim her.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Croatoan Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 9 - "Croatoan"
Sam has a vision of Dean shooting a defenseless man, and they go to the town of River Grove, where they find the townspeople have been possessed by a virus that makes them violent.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Hunted Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 10 - "Hunted"
Sam meets a woman who shares his ability to have visions, and she warns him that she has seen the future... where he dies in an explosion.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Hollywood Babylon Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 18 - "Hollywood Babylon"
Sam and Dean discover that a group of ghosts are attempting to shut down production of a movie that they feel is mocking them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Heart Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 17 - "Heart"
Sam and Dean investigate a brutal death and discover that the killer is a lycanthrope: a werewolf.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
In My Time of Dying Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 1 - "In My Time of Dying"
In the aftermath of the car crash, the surviving Winchesters go to the hospital, where one is stalked by a Reaper while another must consider sacrificing himself to save the others.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Simon Said Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 5 - "Simon Said"
Sam and Dean meet Andy Gallagher, a slacker with psychic powers of persuasion. Once the brothers learn that Andys family was visited by the Demon, Sam wonders if he could be one of the special children.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Houses of the Holy Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 13 - "Houses of the Holy"
An angel causes people to cheerfully go out to murder, and when the Winchesters investigate one of them falls under its sway.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Tall Tales Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 15 - "Tall Tales"
The Winchester brothers seek the help of their family friend Bobby while investigating a series of unexplained happenings on a local college campus.
Added on September 21, 2011
Supernatural
Nightshifter Supernatural Supernatural
Episode 12 - "Nightshifter"
The Winchesters investigate a series of crimes where robbers with no criminal past commit suicide after the hold-ups.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Caregiver Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 3 - "Caregiver"
To secure weapons and raise money for Abels search, the club exploits its porn connections to entertain Henry Lins clients, which doesnt sit well with Opie (Ryan Hurst). Jaxs decision to search for Abel in Canada gets derailed. When Gemmas dad goes MIA, her prisoner makes plans to do the same.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
The Push Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 6 - "The Push"
To protect their territory, SAMCRO must handle a rat at St. Thomas.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Lochan Mor Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 8 - "Lochan Mor"
When SAMCRO pays a visit to another charter, not everyones happy to see the mother chapter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Turas Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 9 - "Turas"
The club embarks on a protection run, the likes of which theyve never seen before.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
June Wedding Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 12 - "June Wedding"
With a SAMCRO family member held hostage, Jax must choose between revenge and the good of Charming.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
So Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 1 - "So"
The aftermath of Abels kidnapping has the Sons reeling - especially Jax, whose grief sends him into deeper turmoil over his future with the MC. Framed for murder, Gemma remains on the lam, and is hit with some unexpected news from her past.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Oiled Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 2 - "Oiled"
To get intel on Abels whereabouts, Jax and the club help a bounty hunter track down a skip. They also press a source for answers about the attack at Half-Sacks wake - the MC way. Meanwhile, Gemma deals with her fathers dementia.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Bainne Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 11 - "Bainne"
While the clubs on a man hunt, Jax faces the toughest decision of his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Turning and Turning Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 5 - "Turning and Turning"
To help Gemma, SAMCRO and Abel, Jax conspires with an unlikely source. Meanwhile, the MC puts Chucky undercover.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Firinne Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 10 - "Firinne"
The IRA wants proof that one of their own has flipped and Samcro intends to give it to them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Home Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 4 - "Home"
Jax and Clay head towards Canada after Jimmy provides misleading intel on Abels whereabouts. The rest of the club splits off to help Happy with a pharmaceutical favor in redneck territory. Gemma tries to put old family matters to rest.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
NS Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 13 - "NS"
Both the ATF and the Russians prove obstacles as the club looks to heal old wounds.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Widening Gyre Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 7 - "Widening Gyre"
The Grim Bastards have a problem that could jeopardize Samcros new business arrangements.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Out Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 1 - "Out"
14 months after going to prison on federal weapons charges Jax, Clay and the other SAMCRO members are released and return to Charming where they encounter new enemies in the form of a no nonsense sheriff and an Assistant U.S. Attorney out to nail the club for their dealings with Russian gunrunner Putlova. Also Jax makes a promise to Tara and Opie and Lyla get married.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Booster Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 2 - "Booster"
After exacting their revenge, SAMCRO is forced to make a decision that could cause a huge shift in the club.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Dorylus Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 3 - "Dorylus"
SAMCRO encounters an unlikely foe when a piece of their business goes missing.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Better Half Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 10 - "Better Half"
With Stahl pressing the women of SAMCRO, Jax sees Unser as the key to salvation; Cherry reveals interesting information about her past.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Seeds Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 2 - "Seeds"
As the club deals with the aftermath of its illegal arms warehouse attack, the deputy chief of police poses a new threat to Samcros reign over Charming; Jax continues to worry about his newborn sons fate; Opie faces a difficult decision.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Capybara Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 11 - "Capybara"
Jaxs loyalty to SAMCRO is tested when one member is arrested and another disappears. Meanwhile, Abels improving condition could spur his release from the NICU, but his homecoming may not be the only one.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Pilot Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
When a rival club cleans out and then destroys their illegal arms warehouse, Samcro (Sons of Anarchy Redwood Original) executes their own sense of justice in retrieving their guns. Meanwhile, family issues take center stage with a medical emergency involving Jax Tellers newborn son.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Fun Town Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 3 - "Fun Town"
When a prominent Charming familys young daughter is assaulted at a carnival, Samcro races against the authorities to capture the assailant; a new shipment of guns arrives from the groups IRA connection; Taras ex-boyfriend arrives in Charming.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Giving Back Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 5 - "Giving Back"
Gemma hosts a town fundraiser, bringing the former club member responsible for Opies arrest back to town; Clay deals with protecting a perverse parolee who can lead to a big payoff.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Hell Followed Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 9 - "Hell Followed"
SAMCRO plans retaliation on a rival biker club while dealing with wounded Cameron Hayes in the clubhouse; Jax, Bobby and Opie try to end the gun debt for good.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
AK-51 Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 6 - "AK-51"
A small favor for Pineys old war buddy turns into a big problem for SAMCRO; Gemma deals with the effects of aging.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
The Sleep of Babies Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 12 - "The Sleep of Babies"
Clays solution to getting cash for Bobbys defense leaves SAMCRO in a vulnerable position; Abels happy homecoming ends in turmoil for the club.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Patch Over Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 4 - "Patch Over"
The club travels to Nevada to store arms with a brother club; when the Mayans pose a threat, Clay decides to "patch-over" the tribe, making them an official charter; Taras ex, an ATF agent, investigates Samcro.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Old Bones Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 7 - "Old Bones"
When old bones are discovered on the outskirts of Charming, Clay must deal with long-buried secrets; the club sets its sights on prize money in a bare-knuckle brawl; Kohns investigation becomes personal when his true intentions are revealed.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
The Pull Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 8 - "The Pull"
With the IRA gun payment looming, Samcro scrambles to come up with the cash; the Mayans and Nords take a drastic step toward strengthening their alliance; Jax finds himself in a dangerous position with Tara.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
The Revelator Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 13 - "The Revelator"
In the wake of a tragedy, the club must re-evaluate its bonds of brotherhood.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Albification Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 1 - "Albification"
Donnas death has the club divided, with Clay setting up a new gun deal with the IRA. Charming and SAMCRO s hold on the city is threatened after Ethan Zobelle a sophisticated separatist opens a tobacco shop. Zobelle and his less-sophisticated associate are determined to take SAMCRO down due to their black and Latino bikers.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Gilead Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 7 - "Gilead"
Since The League has SAMCRO members behind bars, the club must make new alliances in prison to survive. Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Agent Stahl uses this imprisonment to test Jax and Clays relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Smite Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 5 - "Smite"
While Jax and Clay lock horns (and line up support) over how to deal with Zobelle, Tara finds herself ensnared in Gemmas emotional struggle in the aftermath of her attack. Meanwhile, SAMCRO gets help from an unlikely source.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Fix Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 3 - "Fix"
Zobelle comes up with a problem that Hale can solve to frustrate SAMCRO. Meanwhile, Gemma being raped is really effecting her relationship with Clay and the fact that Jax is involved with Luannes porn business is bothering Tara. Clay decides to give Bobby the responsibility of running the business side of Luannes.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Small Tears Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 2 - "Small Tears"
After Gemma experiences something horrible she cant tell Jax and Clay. A rival porn producer comes to try and put Luanne out of business and Clay doesnt like Jaxs decision making.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Eureka Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 4 - "Eureka"
Tensions between Jax and Clay escalate when they disagree over strategy for rescuing Tig after hes captured by bounty hunters on a gun-running mission. Back in Charming, Gemma is rattled by a graphic reminder of her attack, and she sets out to do something about it.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
The Culling Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 12 - "The Culling"
Jax and Clay keep SAMCRO focused on their impending showdown with Zobelles group; thanks to Gemma, Tara improves her job security at the hospital; Weston finally discovers his bosss intentions in Charming.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Na Trioblidi Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 13 - "Na Trioblidi"
The second season ends with SAMCRO trying to get rid of Ethan Zobelle (Adam Arkin) and his cohorts once and for all.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Faix Cerebri Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 6 - "Faix Cerebri"
Zoebelle incites Clay, who plans a course of retaliation, causing Jax to look to an unlikely source to keep the club from being destroyed. Tara learns from Gemma how an old lady handles anger.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Fa Guan Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 9 - "Fa Guan"
When SAMCROs adult-film business becomes a hindrance to the club, Clay seizes the opportunity to revive the gun-running cartel. As Jax and Clay continue to clash over club activities, their relationship reaches a new level of antagonism.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Balm Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 10 - "Balm"
Agent Stahl (Ally Walker) takes notice at the handsome profits SAMCRO is reaping from the repo business. Meanwhile, the Jax- Clay standoff forces Gemma to make a difficult decision.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Service Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 11 - "Service"
While Opie seeks both revenge and reconciliation, Chibs makes a secret deal with Agent Stahl (Ally Walker) to protect his wife and daughter.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sons Of Anarchy
Potlatch Sons Of Anarchy Sons Of Anarchy
Episode 8 - "Potlatch"
Extreme measures are taken by SAMCRO to get a hold of weapons for a customer. A theft at Caracara Studios means revenge after one diva is put at risk. Taras professional and personal lives begin to collide.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Day of the Dove Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 7 - "Day of the Dove"
When the Enterprise brings aboard Klingon prisoners, an alien entity pits both sides against each other in an ever-escalating struggle.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Platos Stepchildren Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 10 - "Platos Stepchildren"
Kirk and his crew find themselves at the mercy of powerful individuals who possess mind-over-matter powers...and plan to use the Enterprise crew for their twisted entertainment.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
The Tholian Web Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 9 - "The Tholian Web"
Stardate 5693.2: The Enterprise arrives at the last known position of the U.S.S. Defiant (NCC-1764), an area of uncharted space, to search for the missing starship. When the Defiant appears on the viewing screen enshrouded in a strange green glow, Spock is unable to scan the vessel on his sensors. Kirk beams over to the Defiant with a boarding party to investigate and finds the entire crew dead. Whats more, the Defiant seems to be trapped in an interphase between two different universes. A power loss partially disables the Enterprise transporter, but the landing party manages to beam back to the Enterprise except Kirk who suddenly disappears along with the Defiant. Spock calculates that the next time to interphase will be approximately two hours, and that the captain can be rescued at that time. As the Enterprise begins to experience the same problems that doomed the Defiant: power loss, weakness and insanity among the crew, an alien vessel appears and demands that they leave Tholian
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
For the World is Hollow... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 8 - "For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky"
The Enterprise must deflect an asteroid on a collision course with an inhabited planet...but discover the asteroid is a spaceship with a population unaware of the outside world.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
The Empath Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 12 - "The Empath"
On a planet doomed to destruction, Kirk, Spock & McCoy become involved with two aliens who use them as laboratory animals in a bizarre series of tests on an alien empath who may be the savior of her planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Spocks Brain Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 1 - "Spocks Brain"
Stardate 5431.4: The Enterprise is intercepted by a starship of unknown design and a woman from the ship beams directly into the bridge and uses a device to render the Enterprises crew unconscious. She then walks over to Spock... When the crew awakens, McCoy summons Kirk to sick bay and informs him that the alien visitor apparently removed Spocks entire brain without even performing surgery. After Spocks body is fitted with a device that allows McCoy to control the Vulcans motor functions with a remote control, Kirk starts a search for Spocks brain, hoping it can be recovered and somehow returned to Spock before his body decays.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
All Our Yesterdays Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 23 - "All Our Yesterdays"
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy become trapped in the past of another world.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
The Way to Eden Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 20 - "The Way to Eden"
The Enterprise picks up a group of space ""hippies"" looking for Eden.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
The Lights of Zetar Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 18 - "The Lights of Zetar"
The Enterprise must deal with discorporeal cloud-like corporeal aliens who have already destroyed the inhabitants of a library planet and plan to eliminate the Enterprise crew if they cannot acquire a human host.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Is There in Truth No Beauty... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 5 - "Is There in Truth No Beauty?"
Stardate 5630.7:...or is there in beauty no truth? Miranda Jones, a telepath who studied mental disciplines on Vulcan, arrives with Ambassador Kolos, a Medusan - an alien life form whose physical form is so hideous, humanoid life forms are driven insane if they look upon him. Also beaming aboard is Larry Marvick, one of the original designers of the Enterprise - and hopelessly in love with Miranda, although she has chosen to spend her life serving as a liason between the Medusans and other humanoids. Miranda senses that someone is actively contemplating murder, and suspects Spock is envious of her once-in-a-lifetime mission - but even Miranda is unaware of the real would-be killer and their target.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Let That Be Your Last Battlefield... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 15 - "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"
The Enterprise finds itself host to two alien beings from the same planet, who share an intense and self-destructive hatred of each other.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
The Mark of Gideon Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 16 - "The Mark of Gideon"
Kirk beams down on a diplomatic mission...and finds himself in an Enterprise where all the crew have vanished and only a mysterious woman resides.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Elaan of Troyius Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 13 - "Elaan of Troyius"
The Enterprise must escort an alien princess to her marriage to seal an interplanetary alliance...but she becomes attracted to Kirk.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Wink of an Eye Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 11 - "Wink of an Eye"
Stardate 5710.5: When a landing party investigating Scalos begins to vanish one by one, Kirk, Spock and McCoy try to find out what is happening before more of the crew disappears, until Kirk himself is abducted. Kirk finds the cause to be a group of endangered Scalosians who move faster than human sight or hearing can detect. They need to repopulate their species, and find that speeding human males up to Scalosian speed will meet their needs. Kirk must find a way to get a message to Spock and McCoy, who are working on a cure for the mystery ""ailment,"" as well as stirring up fighting among the Scalosians, before they have control of the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
And the Children Shall Lead... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 4 - "And the Children Shall Lead"
The Enterprise travels to a planet where a scientific team has killed themselves...except for the children, who began to act oddly.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
Turnabout Intruder Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 24 - "Turnabout Intruder"
The Enterprise is in danger when Janice Lester, one of Kirks former lovers, steals his body.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Trek TOS
The Enterprise Incident Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 2 - "The Enterprise Incident"
An unusually tense and irritable Kirk orders his ship into the Romulan Neutral Zone, where it is promptly surrounded. Beamed to a Romulan ship, Kirk lies about the intrusion, then attacks Spock, who responds with a Vulcan death grip. While the female Romulan commander courts Spock, a secret mission unfolds.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Savage Curtain Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 22 - "The Savage Curtain"
Kirk and Spock meet Abraham Lincoln and Surak of Vulcan and must do battle with some of histories most terrible villians.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Paradise Syndrome Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 3 - "The Paradise Syndrome"
Stardate 4842.6: Kirk, Spock and McCoy beam down to a planet to inform any inhabitants that they must evacuate the planet due to an approaching asteroids imminent collision. A society similar to Native American Indians has arisen on the planet, but near their villages, the landing party finds a strange obelisk whose design and construction is far beyond the capabilities of the planets natives. Kirk finds that the monolith can be opened by the combination of sounds found in the order ""Kirk to Enterprise,"" but when he enters the obelisk, he is attacked by waves of energy that erase his mind. With no time to spare, Spock and McCoy have to return to the Enterprise without Kirk, and begin trying to use the ships tractor beam to divert the asteroid. Meanwhile, Kirk becomes the tribal chief, takes a wife and even expects to become a father, but the Enterprise may not be able to save her former captains future.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cloud Minders Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 21 - "The Cloud Minders"
Kirk must resolve a mining dispute on a the cloud city of Stratos to acquire the resources to cure a space plague.
Added on September 21, 2011
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That Which Survives Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 17 - "That Which Survives"
Kirk, McCoy, and Sulu are stranded on a barren planet where a mysterious woman attempts to kill them one at a time, while the Enterprise must travel halfway across the galaxy to rescue them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Spectre of the Gun Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 6 - "Spectre of the Gun"
When coming to an exaphobic isolationist planet, Captain Kirk and his landing party are punished for trepassing. They are sentenced to death in a surreal recreation of the Gunfight at the OK Corral with the landing on the losing side.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Requiem for Methuselah Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 19 - "Requiem for Methuselah"
While seeking a cure for a fever ravaging the Enterprise, Kirk and Spock encounter Flint, a hermit-like Earthman, and his beautiful young ward.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Whom Gods Destroy Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 14 - "Whom Gods Destroy"
Kirk and Spock investigate an insane asylum where a former Starfleet captain is being held, only to discover that he has freed the inmates and is running the place.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cage (Original Pilot... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 1 - "The Cage (Original Pilot)"
The Enterprise is lured to a planet by a repeating distress call. Capt. Pike and the crew find the aged survivors of a crashed spaceship. However, the crash and the survivors turn out to be illusions created by an advanced race of beings, with mysterious motives. They capture Capt. Pike and watch as they put him through false imagined adventures. But, the same woman keeps appearing in all these adventures with him.Can Capt. Pike learn what the beings motives are, and can the Enterprise crew rescue their captain in time?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Balance of Terror Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 14 - "Balance of Terror"
Kirk pits the Enterprise against an invisible spaceship testing the Federations defenses.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Man Trap Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 1 - "The Man Trap"
Kirk and his crew are at deadly risk from an alien creature that feeds on the salt in a human body and can take on any form.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Squire of Gothos Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 17 - "The Squire of Gothos"
The Enterprise finds itself at the mercy of a seemingly omnipotent being who fancies himself a 18th century Englishman.
Added on September 21, 2011
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This Side of Paradise Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 24 - "This Side of Paradise"
The Enterprise crew is trapped in paradise when they come to rescue colonists who have fallen to pacifying alien spores and become infected themselves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Where No Man Has Gone Before... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 3 - "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
While exploring the edge of the galaxy, the Enterprise encounters an energy barrier that gives two crewmen godlike powers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mudds Women Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 6 - "Mudds Women"
The Enterprise picks up a intergalactic conman, Harry Mudd, and three incredibly beautiful women who harbor a dark secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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What Are Little Girls Made... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 7 - "What Are Little Girls Made Of?"
Nurse Christine Chapel is reunited with her old fiance on Exo III, but the scientist has plans for Captain Kirk and the Federation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Operation -- Annihilate! Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 29 - "Operation -- Annihilate!"
Kirk and the Enterprise must combat parasitic aliens.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Devil in the Dark Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 25 - "The Devil in the Dark"
Kirk investigates a series of grisly murders on a mining planet that are the work of a seemingly hostile alien creature.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Charlie X Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 2 - "Charlie X"
Stardate 1533.6: The Enterprise makes a rendezvous with the S.S. Antares and picks up a 17 year old boy, Charlie Evans who is the only survivor of a colony expedition that crashed on the planet Thasus. Captain Ramart and his staff rave about the boy, but Kirk cant help but be puzzled when Ramart refuses luxury items and hurries back to the Antares. Charlie, without social skills of any measure, seems a bit strange and unrefined but states that he grew up alone with only the record tapes from the wreckage for company. Sometime later, Captain Ramart signals the Enterprise and tries to warn Kirk about something, but just then the Antares is destroyed. Kirk doesnt think much about Charlies disinterested reaction to the deaths of his former friends, but Spock begins to suspect that there is more to the boy than they know. This is confirmed when Charlie makes a crewman disappear for laughing at him while in the gym. During this time, Charlie becomes infatuated with the first ^girl^ he saw after coming aboard the Enterprise, Yeoman Rand. Unable to control his desires, Charlie pesters Rand until she is forced to hurt him, first by rejecting the boy and then by slapping him while in her quarters. This, of course, causes Charlie to make her disappear as well. Now realizing the full extent of Charlies powers and the danger he could pose to civilization, Kirk tries to alter the ships course away from their next stop, Colony 5, but Charlie learns of his plans, seizes control of the Enterprise, and locks in a course for Colony 5. By this time the Thasians, noncorporeal beings who really raised Charlie and gave him his powers, discover that the boy is missing and intercept the Enterprise. Despite Charlies pleas not to be taken away, the Thasians remove Charlie from the Enterprise and restore the crew back to normal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Taste of Armageddon Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 23 - "A Taste of Armageddon"
The Enterprise arrives at a planet to establish diplomatic relations and finds itself in the middle of a "peaceful" war that threatens to destroy the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Menagerie (2) Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 12 - "The Menagerie (2)"
Spocks court-martial continues as he attempts to justify his abduction of Pike, the theft of the Enterprise, and his heading for a planet declared forbidden by Starfleet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shore Leave Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 15 - "Shore Leave"
The Enterprise crew take shore leave on a peaceful, pastoral planet...where their dreams and fantasies come to life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Court Martial Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 20 - "Court Martial"
Captain Kirks career is at stake when he is put on trial for the loss of a crewman during an ion storm.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Corbomite Maneuver Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 10 - "The Corbomite Maneuver"
The Enterprise encounters a vast alien ship that sets out to test them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Space Seed Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 22 - "Space Seed"
The Enterprise picks up a crew of genetic supermen from the 20th century...and their leader, Khan, plans to create a new empire.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Arena Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 18 - "Arena"
When a mysterious alien race destroy an Earth colony, the Enterprise pursues but Kirk and the alien captain are forced to fight each other by powerful aliens.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Errand of Mercy Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 26 - "Errand of Mercy"
The Federation and the Klingon Empire teeter on the brink of war as Kirk investigates a humble planet caught in the middle - Organia, inhabited by pacifists
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dagger of the Mind Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 9 - "Dagger of the Mind"
Kirk investigates an experimental facility for holding prisoners and finds a sinister scheme.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Galileo Seven Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 16 - "The Galileo Seven"
Spock commands a stranded away team when their shuttlecraft is stranded on a planet with hostile natives.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Miri Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 8 - "Miri"
Kirk and a landing party are stranded on a planet due to a disease that causes any adult to die a painful death, and must deal with the local children who have survived.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Naked Time Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 4 - "The Naked Time"
A strange alien substance causes the crew to act out their deepest inhibitions, while the ship plummets out of orbit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Alternative Factor Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 27 - "The Alternative Factor"
Kirk and Spock encounter an alien named Lazarus who claims to be from an anti-matter universe.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Menagerie (1) Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 11 - "The Menagerie (1)"
Spock kidnaps his former captain, the crippled Christopher Pike, and heads for a quarantined planet, putting his career and Kirks life on the line.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Return of the Archons... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 21 - "The Return of the Archons"
The Enterprise encounters a seemingly peaceful civilization run by a ""benevolent"" being named Landru...who intends for them to join his people.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Tomorrow is Yesterday Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 19 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday"
The Enterprise collides with a black hole and is thrown back to Earth in the 20th century, where they must find a way back and erase any trace of their presence. Matters become complicated when they rescue an Air Force pilot and cannot return him without changing history...but if he disappears that will change history as well.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Conscience of the King... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 13 - "The Conscience of the King"
Kirk is one of the last survivors who can identify a mass killer, who lurks among a Shakespearean troupe aboard the Enterprise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Enemy Within Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 5 - "The Enemy Within"
A transporter malfunction causes Captain Kirk to split into his "good" and "evil" selves, and a landing party will freeze to death if they dont merge the two back together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The City on the Edge of... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 28 - "The City on the Edge of Forever"
Kirk and Spock must travel into the past in order to correct a change that will alter history.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Obsession Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 13 - "Obsession"
The Enterprise must deal with a creature from Kirks past that feeds on human blood.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Return to Tomorrow Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 20 - "Return to Tomorrow"
The Enterprise discovers three discorporeal intelligences who seek their help in gaining physical bodies...but one of them has plans of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Amok Time Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 1 - "Amok Time"
Spock must go to Vulcan in order to perform the Vulcan mating ritual.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Ultimate Computer Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 24 - "The Ultimate Computer"
The Enterprise is used to test a new super-sophisticated computer, but it soon develops a mind of its own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bread and Circuses Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 25 - "Bread and Circuses"
Stardate 4040.7: The S.S. Beagle, missing for six years, is found as debris near Planet IV of System 982. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy beam down to the planet to investigate and find a ragged group of fugitive slaves trying to stay hidden from the police. These ""sun worshippers"" distrust the landing party but soon discover that they are not a threat. Kirk informs them that he is looking for another group of strangers led by a man named Merik. Merikus is the First Citizen of the Empire, but Kirk is not sure if it is the same man. Pursuaded to help them find Merik and his crew, the leader of the fugitives sends Flavius, an ex-gladiator, to be their guide. The landing party, however, is soon captured and led into the city where they discover a civilization much like 20th century Earth, but culturally similar to ancient Rome. The landing party find Merik, now First Citizen Merikus, who six years ago abandoned his ship and beamed his crew down to the planet. Those who could adapt survived, and th
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Private Little War Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 19 - "A Private Little War"
Kirk becomes involved in an arms race when the Klingons equip a native people with superior weaponry.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Piece of the Action Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 17 - "A Piece of the Action"
The Enterprise travels to a planet suffering from cultural contamination from an earlier expedition - the inhabitants mimic the culture of 1930s gangland Chicago.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Omega Glory Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 23 - "The Omega Glory"
The Enterprise investigates the disappearance of another starship and discovers a planet where the inhabitants are immortal...and engaged in a strange parallel of Earths Cold War period.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Assignment: Earth Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 26 - "Assignment: Earth"
Stardate not given: The Enterprise is sent on a mission back to Earth in the year 1968 to discover details about how the planet survived the arms race. While in orbit, the ship intercepts a transporter beam from an unknown part of the galaxy and beams the space traveler aboard. Surprised by what has taken place, the man identifies himself as Gary Seven and claims to be a 20th Century Earthman raised on an unknown world and trained to prevent Earth from destroying itself. Kirk decides to verify Sevens story before releasing him, but Seven escapes and beams down to the planet below. Kirk and Spock follow him to New York City, and Seven meanwhile discovers that two of his fellow agents have been killed in a auto accident. Seven is forced to complete their mission himself which is to sabotage an orbital nuclear platform, just low enough in the atmosphere to scare Earth leaders into prohibiting additional nuclear space weapons. Just as Kirk and Spock arrive, Seven beams out of his office a
Added on September 21, 2011
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Metamorphosis Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 9 - "Metamorphosis"
When their shuttle is diverted to a planetoid, Kirk meets one of the pioneers of space flight, Zefram Cochrane.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fridays Child Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 11 - "Fridays Child"
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy land on a primitive planet to negotiate a mining treaty, but soon find themselves involved with intrigue and must flee with a pregnant woman into the surrounding mountains.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Who Mourns for Adonais? Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 2 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?"
The Enterprise encounters an alien who claims to be the greek god Apollo.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Trouble With Tribbles... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 15 - "The Trouble With Tribbles"
Kirk must defuse a Klingon scheme to destroy a grain shipment...and cope with a seemingly benign creature known as a tribble, which reproduces at amazing speed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Gamesters of Triskelion... Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 16 - "The Gamesters of Triskelion"
Kirk, Chekov, and Uhura are kidnapped and forced to participate in a series of gladiatorial games.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Patterns of Force Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 21 - "Patterns of Force"
The Enterprise seek out a historical researcher and discover he has contaminated a culture, rendering it into a near-duplicate of Nazi Germany.
Added on September 21, 2011
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By Any Other Name Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 22 - "By Any Other Name"
The Enterprises command crew must thwart an invasion by aliens from another galaxy who plan to conquer this one.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Apple Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 5 - "The Apple"
Kirk attempts to assist a primitive people that are ruled over by a computer named Vaal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Deadly Years Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 12 - "The Deadly Years"
A landing party, including the command staff, are infected with a disease that causes rapid aging and senility.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Changeling Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 3 - "The Changeling"
The Enterprise encounters an ancient Earth probe bent on the sterilization of all life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Journey to Babel Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 10 - "Journey to Babel"
Spock meets his estranged father when the Enterprise escorts a group of ambassadors to a conference on the planet Babel.
Added on September 21, 2011
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I, Mudd Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 8 - "I, Mudd"
The Enterprise is taken over by a group of androids who are working for Kirks old nemesis, Harry Mudd.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Doomsday Machine Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 6 - "The Doomsday Machine"
The Enterprise must stop an ancient doomsday weapon that is capable of destroying entire worlds...and has already totalled one Constellation-class cruiser.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Immunity Syndrome Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 18 - "The Immunity Syndrome"
The Enterprise must destroy an enormous space amoeba before it reproduces and threatens known space.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mirror, Mirror Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 4 - "Mirror, Mirror"
Kirk and three of his officers are accidentally transported into a parallel ""mirror"" universe where violence, greed, and evil are commonplace.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wolf in The Fold Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 14 - "Wolf in The Fold"
A serial killer stalks a planet...and Scotty is the prime suspect.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Catspaw Star Trek TOS Star Trek TOS
Episode 7 - "Catspaw"
When a landing party disappears and one man is beamed up dead, Kirk and Spock investigate and meet a pair of aliens who seem capable of performing magic.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Air (1) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 1 - "Air (1)"
When Icarus Base is attacked, its inhabitants are forced to flee through the Stargate. The base was created on a distant planet to take advantage of a powerful energy supply located there. Their goal is to try and determine the purpose of the mysterious ninth symbol of the Stargate which they have never been able to lock in. In going through the Stargate, they are transported not to Earth but onto an very old, apparently uninhabited but huge spacecraft. With the groups commander injured, Lt. Scott and the chief scientist, Dr. Nicholas Rush lead the exploration of the craft. Several areas of the ship have been damaged but it is basically functional. They are able to learn that they are in fact billions of light years from Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Light Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 5 - "Light"
With the ship on a collision course, the crew must decide who will stay and who will flee on the shuttle to try and find a habitable planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Subversion Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 18 - "Subversion"
Earths Stargate Program isnt the only group in the Milky Way thats interested in the Ancients Destiny. Whats worse, this long-time foe may have a spy among those closest to the Icarus project.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Human Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 14 - "Human"
The episode focuses on Nicholas Rush, who risks his life from an experiment involving the ships computer, and flashes back to the time when he was recruited into the Stargate Program. His now dead wife, Gloria Rush, will be appear in these flashbacks, as will Michael Shanks as Daniel Jackson.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Space (1) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 11 - "Space (1)"
A snafu with the communications stones lands Col. Youngs consciousness in an unknown being, resulting in a standoff between the Destiny and an alien vessel and the abduction of Chloe.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Water Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 6 - "Water"
Severe rationing cant save the Destinys dwindling water supply, forcing Colonel Young and Lieutenant Scott to seek out drinkable water on a deadly ice planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Faith Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 13 - "Faith"
Dr. Rush struggles to determine why Destiny has no record of this star system while Col. Young directs Lt. Scott and a small team to shuttle down to the planets surface on a fact finding mission. Upon landing, everyone is amazed to discover that the atmosphere and terrain are idyllic. Relishing the sunshine, fresh air, clean water and abundance of food, many are reluctant to return to the ship, believing that providence has intervened.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Earth Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 7 - "Earth"
With the situation onboard the Destiny dire, General ONeill and Home World Command orders Col. Young to execute a high risk plan concocted by the I.O.A. scientists which, in theory, could return the crew to earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Divided (2) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 12 - "Divided (2)"
Dr. Nicholas Rush and Chloe suffer nightmares following their ordeal on the alien vessel, and Rush suspects that a tracking device may have been placed on the ships hull. Later, a splinter group on Destiny executes a coup with life-threatening consequences.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Incursion (2) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 20 - "Incursion (2)"
As Young and Camille attempt to resolve the hostage crisis with Kiva, Destiny suffers from power fluctuations and blackouts due to its proximity to a binary pulsar.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Sabotage Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 16 - "Sabotage"
When one of the twelve FTL drive modules on the Destiny explodes due to an overload, the crew calls upon a brilliant scientist from Earth to help find a solution.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Darkness Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 4 - "Darkness"
The Destiny suffers a power crisis, putting the lives of the stranded crew in jeopardy and forcing them to consider abandoning the ship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Air (3) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 3 - "Air (3)"
With the air supply failing on the Destiny, a team disembarks to a desert-like planet in search of the mineral needed to scrub the ships air of carbon dioxide. After testing numerous sand samples without success, and with their window of opportunity closing fast, the group opts to split into two to cover more ground, despite the unbearable heat.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Lost Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 15 - "Lost"
Trapped on a planet in rubble and left for dead, Ronald Greer must do everything he can to save himself. His ordeal brings back tragic memories of his past with his abusive father and loving mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Pain Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 17 - "Pain"
Dr. Tamara Johansen tries to track down what is causing the crew to hallucinate.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Time Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 8 - "Time"
Visiting a newly discovered jungle planet, the crew is amazed to recover a Kino by the gate. Downloading the Kino data, Eli discovers video of the team, which appears to have been shot during an earlier visit. The mystery of the videos origin becomes a secondary concern as members of the team start falling ill.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Incursion (1) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 19 - "Incursion (1)"
An enemy from the Milky Way has boarded the Destiny and has taken hostages. Is it possible that they know how to get back or have they stranded themselves as well?
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Life Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 9 - "Life"
Aboard Destiny, Dr. Rush supervises the exploration of new areas of the ship. Looking for resources to make their everyday lives easier, the crew stumbles upon a piece of Ancient technology that carries the promise of a way home. While somewhat familiar with the find, Dr. Rush cant guarantee the safety of using it, bringing him and Col. Young to a standoff on what to do.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Justice Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 10 - "Justice"
Everyone is shocked when a member of the crew is found dead from a gunshot wound. While at first glance it appears to be suicide, the gun is nowhere to be found. The crew is confined to quarters while a search is performed and when the gun shows up in Col. Youngs quarters, he becomes the number one suspect.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Malice Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 8 - "Malice"
Simeon makes his escape from Destiny, sending Nicholas Rush on a vengeful mission. But Young and Greer attempt to retrieve Simeon unharmed.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Awakenings Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 3 - "Awakenings"
The crew encounters a ship remarkably similar to Destiny, which may hold the key to their returning home.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Gauntlet Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 20 - "Gauntlet"
Blocked by Command Ships at every star and unable to gate for supplies without alerting the drones, Destiny must take a stand or be left adrift.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Twin Destinies Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 12 - "Twin Destinies"
Rush travels back in time to avert a disaster, meeting a past version of himself.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Resurgence (1) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 10 - "Resurgence (1)"
The crews new-found control over Destinys flight path introduces new risks when they find themselves in the middle of a war between two races.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Seizure Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 15 - "Seizure"
Rush slips into a coma in the neural interface chair, and Amanda connects with him in the ships matrix, but Ginn informs Eli of a problem with that scenario. Elsewhere, Dr. Rodney McKays plan to dial the ninth chevron address hits a snag.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Alliances Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 13 - "Alliances"
Camille and Sgt. Greer are trapped when Homeworld Command comes under attack.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Deliverance (2) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 11 - "Deliverance (2)"
Locked in a battle with a Drone Command Ship, the Density is surprised by the arrival of the Aliens that abducted Rush and Chloe.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Intervention (3) Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 1 - "Intervention (3)"
Everett and the crew continue their efforts to save Destiny while holding off the Lucian Alliance invaders.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Hope Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 14 - "Hope"
Chloes body is taken over by another consciousness. Meanwhile, Dr. Volker is stricken with a mysterious illness.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Aftermath Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 2 - "Aftermath"
Desperate for food and water, Rush directs the ship to a planet that has been locked out of Destinys controls. Young and Wray clash over what to do with the Alliance prisoners.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Visitation Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 9 - "Visitation"
Members of the crew left behind in another galaxy make a shocking return to Destiny.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Pathogen Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 4 - "Pathogen"
Chloe behaves in a bizarre way, prompting a search of her quarters, where Lt. Scott finds a journal penned in an alien language. Elsewhere, Eli copes with his mothers medical condition.
Added on September 21, 2011
Stargate Universe
Cloverdale Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 5 - "Cloverdale"
When Scotts team explores a new planet, a plant-like organism infects the lieutenant, causing him to hallucinate a life back on Earth where he is getting married.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trial and Error Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 6 - "Trial and Error"
Young is plagued by mysterious dreams where Destiny is destroyed by alien attackers no matter what he does.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Hunt Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 16 - "The Hunt"
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Added on September 21, 2011
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Epilogue Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 18 - "Epilogue"
While attempting to return a group of colonists to their home, the crew finds that the planet is on the verge of seismic destruction.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Greater Good Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 7 - "The Greater Good"
Rush and Young investigate an abandoned alien craft which is just outside the Destiny. While they do this, the crew onboard the ship find the bridge and discover that Rush is responsible for the countdown clock not activating when the ship emerges from FTL.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Common Descent Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 17 - "Common Descent"
Destiny comes upon a colony where the people claim their civilization was founded two thousand years earlier ... by Destinys crew.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Blockade Stargate Universe Stargate Universe
Episode 19 - "Blockade"
When the command ships blockade stars along Destinys path, the crew must find a different, superhot star to recharge at. Eli and Rush are forced to pilot the ship in, while the rest of the crew evacuates to a nearby planet... only to discover that the drones are already there.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Whos Your Daddy? Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 18 - "Whos Your Daddy?"
Henry meets a beautiful girl on the internet, but things get weird when she seems to know a little too much about Ed. Worried that she might be his long-lost daughter, Ed attempts to discover the truth. Vince and Bonnie, sad that their attempts at artificial insemination didnt seem to work, throw themselves into their work and end up as real estate agents on "The Real Housewives of San Diego."
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
The Truth About Dads & Moms... Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 3 - "The Truth About Dads & Moms"
Henry becomes outraged when Ed refuses to accept the blame for a DMV employee being fired.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Dog Ed Pursuit Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 7 - "Dog Ed Pursuit"
While Vince is angry about Ed bonding his dog, Henry goes out on a date with Vince and Bonnies boss in the hopes of getting them a real estate listing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Easy, Writer Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 6 - "Easy, Writer"
Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an it couple.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Not Without My Jacket Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 5 - "Not Without My Jacket"
Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes; Vince regrets asking Bonnie to reveal details about a past relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Wi-Fight Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 2 - "Wi-Fight"
Ed refuses to allow Henry to install an internet connection in his house, so he takes matters into his own hands. Bonnie needs to have a medical examination, and Vince convinces her to let a retired doctor check her out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ed Goes to Court Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 15 - "Ed Goes to Court"
As the newly-elected head of the Homeowners Association, Ed is more concerned with pursuing his neighbor Rosemary Pernworth than he is with passing any legislation. But Rosemary isnt interested in Eds casual, blunt approach to relationships - she wants romance and courtship. So with the help of Bonnie, Ed decides to try and become a better man in order to win the affection of his neighbor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Corn Star Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 14 - "Corn Star"
Ed has a run-in with homeowners association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easily, Ed decides to run for president himself so that he can keep his corn as is. Knowing how Ed tends to rub people the wrong way, Rosemary invites him to participate in a debate with her. But when he gives her an amazing foot massage right before the debate begins, she is thrown off her game and Ed manages to sway the crowd.Meanwhile, Henry invites local news anchor Soledad Cho over to the house in order to conduct an interview with her. Vince decides to meet her because she is on his list of celebrities he can have sex with and not have it count as cheating on Bonnie. When she returns his advances, though, Vince decides that his marriage is more important than having sex with a celebrity crush.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Better Father Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 13 - "The Better Father"
When Vince and Bonnie learn that the reverend who married them didnt actually have a license, they decide to have a new wedding in Eds house.Vince has trouble finding a tux that fits him, as the one he wore for his last wedding is too big, and when he takes it to the tailor it comes back too small.Meanwhile, Bonnie has invited her father, Terry, to walk her down the aisle. He is a gambling addict, and Ed is worried that him being there will do nothing but cause Bonnie disappointment. Bonnie tells Ed that she believes in her father, but Ed is proven right in the end. He catches Terry losing the money that Bonnie loaned him to get food and wine for the ceremony in a blackjack game. Ed bails him out and brings him back to the wedding, where Bonnie realizes that Ed is like the father she never had.
Added on September 21, 2011
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You Cant Handle the Truce... Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 10 - "You Cant Handle the Truce"
Ed is involved in a longstanding dispute with a neighbor, Mr. Campbell, which Henry tries to mediate. Ed insists that while they dont like each other, they are comfortable with the situation as it is, and theres no need to get involved. Henry persists, and manages to forge a truce between the two men. But when Henry realizes that this is the same neighbor who confiscated his childhood bike, he becomes enraged and starts his own confrontation with Mr. Campbell. When Henrys prowling in his neighbors shed gives Mr. Campbell a minor heart attack, we learn that Ed and Mr. Campbell are actually friends - in a twisted, hate-filled sort of way.Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog when an animal shelter rejects their application
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Lock and Load Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 17 - "Lock and Load"
Ed and Rosemarys fledgling relationship hits a snag when she tells him that his gun has got to go. After Henry, Vince, and Bonnie convince him to heed her wishes, however, Eds house gets robbed and hes helpless without his firearm. While Ed tries to get Rosemary to reconsider, Vince and Bonnie attempt artificial insemination.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Make a Wish Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 9 - "Make a Wish"
Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach. Eds heart gets some romantic motivation after confronting the motivational speaker.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Goodson Goes Deep Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 12 - "Goodson Goes Deep"
On a day off from work, Henry decides to spend some quality time with his father. Ed, however, is only interested in picking up a Steve Garvey baseball that he ordered from Authentic Carls sports memorabilia shop. When Henry is unable to convince him to do anything else, he decides to tag along with his father.By the time the Goodsons reach the store, however, Authentic Carl has already sold the ball. Henry helps Ed find out who bought it, and they both stake out the ball owners house, waiting for him to get home. While Ed doesnt get his ball, he does learn that father/son bonding can be an enjoyable experience.Vince and Bonnie, tired of Ed interrupting them in their new attic bedroom, decide to move into Eds garage for more privacy. They have also decided to adopt a positive attitude at all times in the hopes that this will help them conceive a child. But as much as they want to maintain their new-found optimism, the garages many horrible qualities test their patience.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Pilot Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 1 - "Pilot"
Henry is forced to move in with his outspoken father Ed when he is fired from his job as writer for a mens magazine.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Well Suitored Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 16 - "Well Suitored"
Ed gets jealous when he learns that Rosemary is also seeing another man - an arrogant millionaire named Don. After a talk with Henry, he decides to tell Rosemary that he wants them to be exclusive. But when he arrives at Rosemarys house, Don tells him that he is going to ask Rosemary to go steady with him that night at a benefit dinner at the zoo. Ed knows that his only chance to stay with Rosemary depends on sneaking into the event and beating his rival to the punch.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Manly Thing to Do Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 8 - "The Manly Thing to Do"
Eds ball-busting Navy buddy Wally comes to stay at the house, and their friendship starts up right where it left off 40 years earlier. But when Wally acts like a bigot towards Eds housekeeper Tim, he decides to quit.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Code Ed Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 4 - "Code Ed"
Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.
Added on September 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says
Family Dinner for Schmucks... Shit My Dad Says Shit My Dad Says
Episode 11 - "Family Dinner for Schmucks"
After she and Vince moved in to Eds house, Bonnie tries to make the best of things by instituting a new tradition of the Goodson Family Dinner. At first everyone annoys each other to the point where they end up eating seperately. By the end of the episode, though, Ed realizes that bringing the family together once in a while is a good thing. He decides to reinstitute the Goodson Family Dinner providing everyone eats in silence.Meanwhile, both Ed and Henry learn lessons about ambition.Ed meets a young hotshot doctor during rounds at the hospital and wishes that Henry were more like him. When he learns that the doctor is willing to cut corners with his patients in order to get ahead, though, he realizes that his son is actually the better man.Henry, on the other hand, covers for a young fact checker at work and is punished by having to cover a senior citizen dance instead of doing an important political interview. After talking to his father, he realizes that sometimes he needs to be a little more aggresive if he wants to get ahead.Vinces self-esteem takes a hit when Bonnie hires outside workers to assemble a new cabinet she bought instead of letting her husband do it. In the end, she shows him that he doesnt have to be good at stuff like that to please her - loving her is enough.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pothole Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 16 - "The Pothole"
Elaine wants to have some Chinese food delivered, but lives just outside the delivery zone. In order to fool the delivery man, she pretends that the janitor closet in the building across the street is her apartment. The trouble is the landlady mistakes her for the janitor. Kramer joins the "adopt a highway" program, but his methods are a little unorthodox. Jerrys new girlfriend uses a toothbrush that had fallen into the toilet, which causes him more trouble than he could have imagined. George loses his keys, and by the time he finds them, theyre buried at the bottom of recently filled pothole.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Van Buren Boys Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 14 - "The Van Buren Boys"
Jerrys girlfriend, Ellen, seems perfect in every way, but everyone else seems to have a problem with her. George interviews candidates for the Foundations first scholarship. The candidates seem over-qualified, until one comes in who is a lot like he was. Elaine is going to ghost write Petermans biography. Kramer goes to Lorenzos pizza, where he has an encounter with the Van Buren boys. He accidentally flashes their gang sign and saves himself. Peterman wants his day to day life covered in his bio; the exotic adventures are for the catalog. His day-to-day life is very boring. She tells him about Kramers encounter with the gang and he suggests buying the story for his biography. Georges scholar makes a change in his plans that causes George to disqualify him from the scholarship. Kramer sells Peterman all of his stories for $750 dollars. Elaine is put at his disposal. To Elaine, Kramers stories arent much more interesting. George and Kramer perform an intervention on Jerrys relationship with Ellen. Georges scholar joins the Van Buren boys, who apply pressure on George to get the scholarship back. Elaine tells Kramer that he can no longer tell his stories, since they now belong to Peterman. Elaine tries to embellish Kramers stories, but Peterman finds the rewrites ""too clichd and obvious."" She tells him the real Kramer story that he finds much more interesting. He tells Kramer he can have his stories back. George tries to save himself from the Van Buren boys. Jerry flies his parents in to get their impression of Ellen. He begins to see the light.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Abstinence Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Abstinence"
Georges girlfriend has mononucleosis and he cant have sex with her for six weeks. Elaines met a doctor whos almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, first he is bumped and then there is a fire drill. Kramer lights up a cigar in Monks and is asked to leave. He meets others on the street who face his dilemma so he opens up his apartment as a smoking lounge. Jerrys agent gets him an assembly at the school. Georges lack of sex makes his mind sharper. Elaine learns how much her doctor boyfriend doesnt know about medicine. She uses Georges technique to help him study to get his license, but in the process she becomes an idiot. Jerry struggles to figure out how to fill two hours in front of a junior high crowd. George uses his new found intellect to give batting advice, speaks Portuguese and prepares a presentation for Jerrys assembly. Kramer sees his lawyer about a case against the tobacco company, smoking has destroyed his looks. He gets a settlement without Jackies input. George calculates the odds of scoring with a Portuguese waitress. Elaines boyfriend gets his license and leaves her sexless.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Millennium Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 20 - "The Millennium"
Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at another similar store. Jerry notices that he is on his girlfriends speed dial. Kramer plans for his millennium New Years Eve party two years in advance and he has some strange ideas about what life in that year will be like. George is "offered" a position as director of scouting by the Mets. To get the position he must be fired by the Yankees. Elaine flaunts her purchases in front of the store. Jerry obsesses about his position on the speed dial and then he makes it to number 1. Kramer discovers that Newman is planning his own millennium party. George tries to make a big exit from the Yankees organization; however, all his attempts make him look better in the organization. The step-mother of Jerrys girlfriends confronts him over his #1 position on the speed dial. Newman compromises with Kramer about their respective parties, they will be combined; however, he only has one condition, the next century must be "Jerry free." Elaine discovers the clothing store she began frequenting is owned by the same woman who didnt help her at the other store. Kramer reluctantly agrees but then has misgivings and gets Elaine to come back to his party. Elaine plans her revenge on the store with Kramers help. Jerry gets caught in the middle of a speed dial war between his girlfriend and step-mother.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Foundation Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Foundation"
Months after her death, George is ready to move on, but Susans parents want to keep her memory alive. Kramer becomes a karate master, where his opponents are equals in his skill level, but are lacking in size. Jerry runs into Dolores, you remember "her name rhymed with a female body part" in "The Junior Mint," she suggests that they get together again. Peterman has a breakdown and goes to Burma leaving Elaine in charge; a position she is reluctant to assume. Kramer makes a speech that inspires Elaine to go and take charge of J. Peterman. Inspired by a comment that Jerry made, a foundation is established in Susans name, which will take up all of Georges free time. Jerry and Dolores do get together; however, when she hears why Jerrys engagement was broken off, she leaves commenting that he still hasnt matured. Elaine sees Kramers opponents, vents her frustration and takes him down in front of the class. Jerry decides to research breakups and the effect on future relationships. Kramers classmates meet him after class. George discovers everything he lost when he lost Susan.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Money Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Money"
Jerrys parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try a career move. Elaine talks about her Peterman stock options and buys Georges coffee. He thinks she is sticking it to him. Jerry and George talk about the money their parents might have. This piques Georges interest. Kramer seeks advice from Elaine about his girlfriends post-sex bed habit "shes got the jimmy legs." Jerry flies to Florida to buy the Cadillac back. George seeks information on his familys health history. Kramer works out a deal with his girlfriend. Jerry meets with Klompus and agrees to pay $14,000 for it. George anticipating a big inheritance begins to spend money. Unfortunately for him, so do his parents. Klompus has a problem with the car and Jerry returns to Florida. Jerrys parents are still worried about him and wonder what to do. Morty decides to see Elaine about a job; she reluctantly agrees to give him a job, just as Peterman returns. Kramer, fearing a prowler (Jerrys dad), decides he can no longer sleep alone; unfortunately his girlfriend has decided she can. So he moves in with the Costanzas, who tell George that they are moving to Florida. Elaine returns to her regular position at Peterman, with no options. George and Elaine try to discuss their respective problems. Still in Florida, strapped for cash and credit, Jerry sleeps in the Cadillac. Kramer and Emily spend the night as an old married couple in the Costanzas house. The Seinfelds make a change in their housing as the Costanzas try to settle into their new place.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Checks Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Checks"
Elaines new boyfriend, Brett, is obsessed with designer furniture and the song "Desperado." Jerry spots an umbrella salesman using the sales technique he invented. The salesman says it was someone else. Hundreds of twelve-cent royalty checks keep arriving from Jerrys brief appearance on a Japanese television. Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to be converted, but theyre not interested. Kramer meets some Japanese businessman and he takes them on the town and to the cleaners. He is a little confused about the exchange rate. Brett delivers a large chest of drawers to Kramer and thinks that Jerry might be jealous. Kramer thinks the TV pilot that Jerry and George did would be perfect for Japanese television. They pitch it to a couple of Japanese TV executives. Elaine tries to find a song that she and Brett can share. Kramer puts his Japanese friends up at his place. Theyre sleeping in the chest of drawers. Jerry caught in the rain meets the man in the street that claims credit for the twirl. He also meets Brett who is convinced Jerry is down on his luck. George gets the cleaners to do the offices at Yankee Stadium where they find a new recruit. Because of the humidity from the hot tub, Kramers guests get stuck in the chest. Jerry, with writers cramp from check signing, uses a fire ax to open the chest. That scares the Japanese guests and injures Brett who passes out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Little Jerry Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Little Jerry"
Everyone makes a comment about a bad check of Jerrys that is on display at Marcelinos store. Through the Foundation, George gets the opportunity to visit a womens prison. He is disappointed when the facility doesnt meet his impression of what he thinks a womens prison is. He does however meet a convict that he decides to ask out. He enjoys the liberation that dating a convict offers. Kramer gets a new pet, a rooster that he names "Little Jerry Seinfeld"; of course he really wanted a hen for the eggs. Jerrys parents find out about the check and offer to send money. Elaine finds out her bald boyfriend once had a fine head of hair. She convinces him to start growing it back, but when he does he shows signs of hair-loss. He begins to feel despondent. Georges dream relationship hangs on the brink, Celias up for parole. Kramer enters "Little Jerry" in a cockfight that if he wins, Jerrys bad check will be taken down. George is a character witness for Celias parole hearing; he testifies to try keeping her in. Jerrys bad check doesnt come down, because Marcelino wants Jerry to do something for him first. Kurt seeks hair-loss advice from George that causes him to propose to Elaine. Jerry and Kramer train "Little Jerry" for the big cockfight. George experiences "fugitive sex" when Celia breaks out after her parole was denied. Celia is tracked down and Kurt is mistaken for George. Marcelino brings a ringer in for the big fight; Kramer tries to save "Little Jerry" but pays the price.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The English Patient Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 17 - "The English Patient"
A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil, a guy who looks just like him. This intrigues George; he wants to meet Neil. Jerry is going to Florida to help his parents move. Kramer asks him to pick up some Cubans from his cigar guy and also gives him a T-shirt. Elaine and her boyfriend see "The English Patient"; she absolutely hates it and that makes her unpopular and dumped. Jerrys dad gets the T-shirt, #1 Dad, that he is very proud to wear, despite its small size. At his parents exercise room, Jerry meets Izzy, an 80-year-old man who cant stand to lose; he challenges Jerry to a weightlifting competition; "Its go time!" He throws his back out again and again. Kramers Cubans arrive; theyre real people and not the cigars that Jerry thought he would be getting. George is overly obsessed with Neil, to the point where he is missing out on Danielle. Jerry is back in New York, where Izzy has returned to see a back specialist. Though Kramers Cubans are really Dominicans he tries to pass them off as "Cubans" anyway; it doesnt work. Elaines dislike for the film alienates her from everyone. When she tells Peterman that she hasnt seen the film, he immediately takes steps to correct the situation. Jerry meets the rest of Izzys family all of who are fiercely competitive. He finds work for Kramers "Cubans." Elaine still hates the movie, but must go to the Tunisian desert to live in a cave to save her job. Kramer thinks his unemployed Dominicans, whom he educated about communism, are planning to revolt; later they do. George gets a last word on Neil when Danielle makes a decision between the two of them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Comeback Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 13 - "The Comeback"
George has trouble thinking of a comeback to a comment made by Reilly; he does think of one, but its a little to late. Jerry buys a new tennis racket from a supposed professional. Elaine and Kramer discuss video picks. Elaine prefers picks by Vincent. He prefers picks by Gene or his own. He watches his latest pick and it makes him concerned about spending the rest of his life in a coma. Elaine is intrigued when she receives a phone call from the mysterious Vincent. Jerry discovers that the tennis pro is a hack player. George comes up with what he thinks is the perfect line and will listen to no one elses opinion. Kramer makes a living will, with Elaine as the executor. The tennis pro, fearing he will be exposed, tries to bribe Jerry, including a rendezvous with his wife. Elaine opts for another movie and makes Vincent angry. George finds out that Reilly doesnt work for the Yankees anymore, so he tracks him down to Ohio, where he plans to deliver his line. Kramer finishes the movie he rented and discovers it is possible to recover from a coma, he decides to change his will. Milos wife has no respect for him; he asks Jerry to let him beat him in tennis. Elaine receives a phone call from Vincent and she convinces him to let her meet him. She is surprised by his appearance. Kramer goes into a coma after being hit with tennis balls. Meanwhile, in Akron, George delivers his line about "the jerk store."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Muffin Tops Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 21 - "The Muffin Tops"
George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes back, so he starts wearing some of the clothes. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were put into the book. Kramer goes to the book signing, claiming he is the real "Peterman." George becomes a tourist from Arkansas when he meets a beautiful woman from the tourist bureau on the street. Jerry shaves his chest and worries about it until he discovers his girlfriend likes hairless dogs. Elaine eats only the tops of muffins and she says that it is a million dollar idea, Mr. Lippman, her former boss, decides to start a business. Kramer starts conducting "Peterman Reality Tours" for $37.50 a piece. When the muffin top business doesnt seem to be working, Lippman asks Elaine for advice. She tells him that he must make the whole muffin and remove the top from the stump, she also demands that he remove the exclamation point from his sign. The stumps can be given to the homeless. Only they dont want them. In fact nobody wants them. Jerry continues to shave his chest despite Kramers warning about hair growth. George "moves" to New York and takes a job with the Yankees. Steinbrenner is led to believe that George is holding down two jobs and makes a deal to trade George for chicken. Elaine convinces Kramer to get rid of her stumps and he convinces Jerry and his girlfriend to take his tour. Jerrys chest begins itching from hair growth. Elaine hires "a cleaner" to make the muffin stump problem go away.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bizarro Jerry Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Bizarro Jerry"
Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and just begins working there. He is "TCB." Elaine sets Jerry up with a friend who is very beautiful, but she has "man hands." George uses a picture of her and passes her off as his dead finance Susan; that gets him into the "Forbidden City" where high priced models hang out. Elaine meets Kevin and some of his friends; they are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. With Kramer working, George inside the walls and Elaine hanging out with Kevin, Jerry begins to feel alone.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Soul Mate Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Soul Mate"
George thinks the foundation lawyer thinks he might have killed Susan, Jerry suggests using a method employed by Jerry Lewis to find out. Kramer falls for Jerrys girlfriend and he consults Newman for advice. Elaines friends insist that she have a baby, shed rather not and meets a man who shares her ideals. George leaves a running tape recorder in his brief case at the next board meeting and leaves the room. He returns to find the briefcase damaged and the tape stopped. Newman gets in the middle of Jerry and Kramers relationship with Pam; he bribes Jerry in hopes to find out more about his obsession, Elaine. Meanwhile, her new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to show her how committed he is to not having children. The guys find out Pam isnt interested in having children and they line up for their own vasectomies. George gets to the bottom of what happened to his briefcase.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Nap Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 18 - "The Nap"
George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. Elaines date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. She gives the mattress to Kramer. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor is constantly asking him questions. George gets Jerrys contractor to make some modifications for his desk, including space for an alarm clock. Steinbrenner is in Georges office looking for him; he decides to wait for George to return. George gets Jerry to phone in a bomb threat in an effort to get Steinbrenner out of his office. After finding George under the desk, Steinbrenner thinks he has ESP and would be perfect to meet the terrorists demand of a fitted hat day. Meanwhile, Jerrys contractor, left on his own, has made a change in Jerrys kitchen that no one likes. Elaine gets her mattress back when she gets the right idea; however, Kramer has fouled it up with the stench of the East River. Elaines boyfriend discovers the benefits of swimming in the East River. Steinbrenner hears a ticking sound in Georges office, thinks its a bomb and calls in the bomb squad. Jerry decides he needs his old kitchen back. Elaine throws her back out trying to get rid of the mattress. Kramers river gets crowded and George finds a new place to nap.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Susie Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 15 - "The Susie"
Kramer decides that daylight saving time isnt coming fast enough, so he sets his watch ahead an hour. Mike, the guy who once referred to Jerry as "a phony," has become a bookie. Peggy, a co-worker of Elaines calls her "Susie." George is excited about Steinbrenners ball. He hopes to show off his tall blonde girlfriend with a grand entrance. Instead, she says she wants to talk. He runs away. "If she cant find me, she cant break up with me." He really wants to make that big entrance at the ball. Kramer tells Jerry that he owes Mike $100 for a bet he made on that nights Knicks game. Only Jerry never made the bet; Kramer did it for him. In fact, Kramer attends the game and gets into a fight with a key player that causes Jerry to win his bet. Peggy starts talking to "Susie" about Elaines memo. Peterman hearing about the complaints demands to see Elaine, Peggy and "Susie" in his office; first thing in the morning. Mike cant pay Jerry, so he offers to help him with his trunk problem, but instead gets his thumbs broken for the trouble. Kramer breaks up with George on behalf of Allison. Elaine makes it through the morning meeting. Mike gets trapped in Jerrys trunk. Elaine and Jerry, in his car, decide it would be best to eliminate "Susie." George reconciles with Kramer. Elaine delivers the eulogy at "Susies" wake, much to the confusion of Peggy. Kramer, with George, makes a spectacular entrance at the ball. Mike escapes from Jerrys trunk and accuses him of murder. The same fate befalls Elaine that befell George; Peterman puts her in charge of a foundation in "Susies" honor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Andrea Doria Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Andrea Doria"
George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. George finds out he cant get his apartment because the tenant association is going to give it to an Andrea Doria survivor. Elaine is told her date wont be making it because hes been stabbed. She is aroused by the situation. Kramers cold is getting bad and hes not going to the doctor, they botched his vasectomy, hes more potent now than ever. Jerry tries to get Newman to get rid of the mail; however, hes not interested because he didnt get the transfer to Hawaii. Kramer finds a dog with a cold that he volunteers to take to the vet, so he can get medicine for their colds. Elaine meets her blind date who gets coffee thrown in his face from another ex-girlfriend. She discovers his problem is that he is a "bad breaker upper." George confronts his rival for the apartment and decides to wage war. Elaines blind date breaks up with her and tells she has "a big head." From a suggestion by Jerry, George asks for a hearing with the association and tells them the story of his life. Jerry forms "an alliance" with Newman that will hopefully get him out of his life forever. Jerry tries to get Kramer to take his medication. He discovers that Kramer is taking dog medication and beginning to exhibit the signs of being a dog. The big head comment begins to hold true for Elaine and she makes a comment about jamming "a fork in his forehead." Jerry tries to take Kramer to a real doctor. After Kramer bites Newmans ankle, Jerry offers to deliver the rest of his mail. He is too efficient for the post office. Elaine meets up with her blind date and makes good on her promise. Kramer saves the day. George and the survivor dont get the apartment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fatigues Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Fatigues"
Jerry is intrigued by the concept of his girlfriend having a mentor. George prepares to give a lecture on risk management by reading a book, but realizes that books on tape have spoiled him. Elaine prepares to fire an employee, but when face to face with him, she promotes him. Kramer runs a Jewish singles night at Franks Knights of Columbus hall. Jerry meets his girlfriends mentor, but she is dating Kenny Bania. George discovers the blind can get any book on tape, so he plans to fail an eye test. Elaines recently promoted employee has some startling new ideas. She plans to promote him again. Kramers party plans go awry when he has to cook for over 150 plus people. He needs to get Franks advice on cooking for the masses, despite Georges warning. Elaines promotional plan backfires, when the rest of her staff quits. Jerrys girlfriend sees Banias act and loses respect for her mentor. Elaine tries working with her employee. George figures out an angle to get his book read. Jerry finds himself becoming Banias mentor. Jerry and his now ex-girlfriend get their files mixed up; George speaks on Ovaltine and Bania on risk management. Franks cooking skills are reborn, until he sees someone choking.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Chicken Roaster Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Chicken Roaster"
George reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women - leaving an object behind at their place. However, this strategy gets Elaine into trouble, when George leaves behind a sable hat she shouldnt have charged to the Peterman expense account. Meanwhile, the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into Kramers apartment. Jerry and Kramer then switch apartments, and end up switching personalities as well.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Package Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Package"
Elaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor -- patient relationship reputation. Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of warranty. George discovers the woman at the photo store is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of a package with no return address. George thinks that the photo store clerk has stuck a revealing picture of herself in with his pictures. Kramer convinces George to return the compliment and offers to take the photos. Uncle Leo signs for Jerrys package. Elaine tries to lift her medical records. Jerry lets Uncle Leo open the package and there is the sound of an explosion. Leos stove has exploded but eventually Jerry gets the package and opens it up. It contains his stereo in pieces. Kramer sent the package to him insured; now all they must do is collect the insurance money from the post office. Elaine poses as Uncle Leos nurse to try a diagnosis for her condition. When that doesnt work she tries to get Kramer to lift her records. Newman grills Jerry on suspicion of mail fraud. George drops off his film at the photo store and gets a surprising result.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Summer Of George Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 22 - "The Summer Of George"
George discovers he has a severance package from the Yankees that should last him about 3 months and he decides that he is going to take the summer off. Jerry is going to the Tony Awards and so is Kramer; whereas Jerry has a real seat for the awards, Kramer has a job as a seat filler. Elaine critiques a co-worker who walks with no arm movements and is accused of being "catty." Jerrys picks up his date, only to find out that she has a man living with her. Kramer gets a Tony Award for a musical in which Raquel Welch is the star. Elaine tries to work things out with her co-worker, to no avail. Kramer uses his Tony as a ticket into a place he really shouldnt be, Sardis, where the producers of "Scarsdale Surprise" have a proposition for him. Jerrys date decides to commit to him. Elaines complaints to men about her co-worker only seem to pique their interest in the possibility of a cat fight. Jerrys girlfriend begins to wear him out; she is always on the go. George suggests that perhaps they team up to handle Lanette. To keep his Tony award, Kramer must fire the non-arm swinging Raquel Welch from the production. Jerry goes on a date and needs George to handle the invitations for Lanettes party. He is not to skimp, this time. Kramer does his duty and pays a price. A mad Raquel walking down the street gets into a cat fight with a woman who she thinks is making fun of her, Elaine. George gets distracted and slips on an invitation. Twenty-two episodes later the gang is back where they were a year ago, only this time George is the one in a hospital bed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Yada Yada Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 19 - "The Yada Yada"
Georges girlfriend is big on using the phrase "yada yada"; Jerry says at least she is succinct. Jerrys dentist just became Jewish and he is already making jokes that make Jerry uncomfortable. Kramer and Mickey double date but they cant decide which of the women is right for them. Elaine is a character reference for a couple who is trying to adopt; a story she tells during the interview destroys all hope of adoption. George drops by Jerrys dental appointment. Mickey and Kramer continue to fight over who gets Karen or Julie. George determines that his girlfriend might be leaving out some significant details with her overuse of the phrase "yada yada." He gets her to fill in the details and discovers more than he wants to know. Jerry confesses to a priest about what he thinks about Tims conversion. George drops by Jerrys confession. Kramer decides on the right woman and Mickey also decides to make his a commitment. Tim hears about Jerrys dental joke. After hearing Jerrys complaints about Tim, Kramer accuses Jerry of being an "anti-dentite." Elaine lobbies on behalf of Beth and Arnie and makes a sacrifice to try getting them a child. Meanwhile, Beth comes to Jerry for help when her marriage is falling apart. It does and she accompanies Jerry to Mickeys wedding where she reveals an unknown side of her personality.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Little Kicks Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "The Little Kicks"
Elaine reluctantly lets George attend a party she is throwing at work. "Sweet fancy Moses" exclaims George when he sees Elaine dance at a party shes holding for her employees. She wonders why theyve lost respect for her. Jerry gets 2 tickets to a premiere of a film. Kramer asks him to get an extra ticket for his friend Brody. Elaine thinks the loss of respect might be due to Georges influence, so she makes him off limits to Anna, one of the women George talked to at the party. That "bad boy" image makes him all the more desirable. Jerry and Kramer attend the film with Brody, who begins to make a bootleg tape. Brody gets sick and has Kramer take him home, leaving Jerry to finish making the tape. Jerry worries about the implications when Brody likes him camera work and asks him to do another film. However, he complains about the quality of Kramers work. Elaine finds out the truth about her dancing after she tapes herself. Elaine apologizes to Anna and George, which suddenly makes him undesirable. Brody wont meet Jerrys demands for equipment; George takes on the challenge, but gets arrested. Frank comes to bail him out and Elaine lets him know the truth about his son. Elaines dance becomes a big hit on the streets of New York.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Note Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Note"
Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with his therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to write a note so that insurance will cover therapy for George and Elaine. Then, Georges paranoia about men comes into play when he gets a massage from a man and later says "I think it moved." Kramer thinks he has seen DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts. The notes may cause Roy to lose his license in an insurance fraud investigation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Boyfriend (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 17 - "The Boyfriend (1) "
Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, George is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to get a 13 week extension. He tells the unemployment office he was really close on Vandelay Industries, a company that makes latex products and whose main office is Jerrys apartment. Kramer and Newman hate Hernandez back to a time when they were allegedly spit on by him; however, Jerry supports the "second-spitter theory." Keith asks Jerry about Elaines status. Keith makes a date with her and breaks a date with Jerry.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dog Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "The Dog"
Jerry is watching an unruly dog, for a fellow airline passenger whos sick in a hospital somewhere in Chicago. Jerry, cant leave his apartment, that leaves George and Elaine alone together. They find they have little to say to each other without their conversational third, Jerry; so they talk about him. Kramer tries breaking up with his girlfriend. Jerry cant locate the dogs owner, who was released from the hospital, some time ago.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Tape Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Tape"
George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks dirty into his tape recorder and everyone becomes excited by the voice. Elaine shines in an entirely new light for George when he is let in on the her secret, shes the voice. He is later driven crazy when she plays around with him while goofing around in front of Kramers new video recorder. George tries the bald cure. Kramer searches for the jacket.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Stranded Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Stranded"
Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when he leaves with a co-worker he has a chance with. Jerry & Elaine keeping the hosts up real late, while waiting for Kramer to come and pick them up. The host later takes Jerry up on his offer to drop by when he is in the city, just as Jerry is leaving. He stays in Jerrys apartment for the evening and parties with Kramer and a lady of the evening. Later George pays the price for his romance in the workplace (he must quit) and he tries to shoplift at the drug store where he says they still owe him ten dollars.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Parking Garage Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Parking Garage"
Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted. Elaine tries to get help from people passing by. George joins Jerry in getting busted. Kramer is wearing "the jacket," and forgets where he put down the air conditioner he was carrying and causes George to be really late for his parents 47th anniversary.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Nose Job Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Nose Job"
Jerrys brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great" but not anything else. George is dating a woman with a big nose, Kramer tells her it like it is and she gets a nose job; however, there is a complication. Kramer gets Elaine to help him retrieve the jacket.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pen Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Pen"
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of muscle relaxants and the disposition of a pen that writes upside down.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Red Dot Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Red Dot"
Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaines boyfriend falling off the wagon. Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere sweater. The sweater has a little red dot on it; hence the price. Elaine gives it back, then George gives it to the cleaning woman, to keep her quiet about them having sex on his desk. George gets fired.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Good Samaritan Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 20 - "The Good Samaritan"
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then he wants to date her, after dating her he finds out she hit another woman hes always wanted to date. George has an affair with Elaines friend. Kramer has violent reactions to Mary Harts voice.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Parking Space Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 22 - "The Parking Space"
Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerrys car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a strange clanking noise. George gets into a confrontation with Mike about a parking space in front of Jerrys apartment. Everyone on the street debates about parking etiquette.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Library Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Library"
The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. George thinks the homeless man hed seen outside the library is a former high school gym teacher that he got fired. Kramer has his eye on a librarian. Elaine worries about her career when her boss hates the recommendations she made.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Truth Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Truth"
Georges relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerrys tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend. She wants to know why, so he tells her the truth, this was after he gave her Jerrys tax records. Elaine sees far too much of Kramer, hes dating her roommate; in return he saw far too much of her, in fact all of her. George tries to get Jerrys tax records back, but he finds she gone into a depression clinic.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Alternate Side Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Alternate Side"
Jerrys car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other; this turns into a disaster for local traffic flow. Kramer gets a chance to do a line in a Woody Allen film; "these pretzels are making me thirsty." Elaine gets tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend and when she is about to break up with him, he has a stroke.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Subway Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 13 - "The Subway"
Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry falls asleep and then wakes up across from a fat naked man and winds up discussing with him, the New York Mets & Coney Island. Elaines train stops in the middle of a tunnel on her way to be best man at a lesbian wedding. Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay $600 in traffic violations.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Keys Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 23 - "The Keys"
Kramer invades Jerrys life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges. Realizing that he has broken the "covenant of the keys" gives Kramer the realization he is now free to come out of the shadows. Kramer takes off for California to follow his acting dream. Jerry gave his spare keys to Elaine, then when he needs them, he goes with George to Elaines (who has her keys) to search for his spare set. What they find is Elaines show-biz project. Kramer finds adventure as he journeys across the country to LA where he gets a famous bit part on Murphy Brown.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Suicide Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 15 - "The Suicide"
Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend, Gina, while at the hospital. A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation to the Cayman Islands, but never can tell George why. Jerry becomes worried when Newman (a friend of Martins) sees him with Gina. Elaine starts hallucinating from hunger. Everything hinges on a Drakes coffee cake.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fix-Up Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 16 - "The Fix-Up"
After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaines friend on a blind date, then they await the results. They promise to keep each other updated with "full disclosure," though that doesnt happen. There also may be a problem with a defective condom. "My boys can swim!"
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pez Dispenser Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 14 - "The Pez Dispenser"
Kramer joins the "Polar Bear Club." Jerry gets one of Kramers Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of Georges girlfriend, and that puts their relationship in jeopardy. Kramer has an idea for a cologne that smells like the beach and suggests that George make a preemptive breakup with his girlfriend, that will give him the "upper hand." The Pez dispenser has a remarkable effect during a drug confrontation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cafe Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Cafe"
Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him in "a caper" where she takes the test for him. Kramer tries to keep his mothers ex-boyfriends jacket, because it helps him meet women; however the ex-boyfriend comes looking for it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Letter Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 21 - "The Letter"
Kramer poses for a painting, that an elderly couple becomes just crazy about. George feels obligated to buy something when he accompanies Jerry to his new girlfriends art studio. Elaine wears an Orioles baseball cap in the owners box at Yankee Stadium and refuses to remove it. Jerry finds out his new girlfriend is a plagiarist after he hears the words she wrote in a letter, on television. Elaine gets a chance to return to Yankee Stadium.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Limo Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 19 - "The Limo"
On a whim, Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane. While taking the limo they call Elaine & Kramer to join them for an event at Madison Square Garden, but it isnt the type of event they were hoping for.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Movie Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 14 - "The Movie"
Jerry tries to make two show dates and afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer decide to go to another theater to see the movie. Kramer waits outside for Jerry but also wants a hot dog. Jerry misses his first show, then goes to movie theater to tell everyone he wont make the movie, but no one is there. Through a comedy of errors, everyone (but Kramer) misses the movie, they were originally going to see.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Opera Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Opera"
"Crazy" Joe leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the "kibosh" on him. Kramer has tickets for the opera, Pagliacci, and everyone is going including Elaine and her boyfriend "Crazy" Joe. Elaine drops in on Joes apartment and is she surprised by what she discovers, so she maces him with cherry Binaca and ends their relationship. Susan cant attend, so George tries to scalp her ticket. Joe, a big fan of Pagliacci, comes to the opera in clown garb; Elaine and Jerry attend together not realizing their different estranged relationships with Joe.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cheever Letters Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Cheever Letters"
Jerry and George begin to work on the pilot for the series they pitched to NBC. Jerry says the wrong thing while "messing" around with one of Elaines co-workers. George & Susan tell her father about the cabin fire, he becomes distraught and letters saved from the fire soon explain why. Kramer goes to the Cuban Embassy in search of cigars and makes a deal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Trip (2) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Trip (2)"
Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent. Kramer still doesnt know hes wanted. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and while en route the officers pick up a possible 519. The 519 suspect is put in the back of the car with George and Jerry and they ask him tipping advice. Then all units are called in on Kramers building, Jerry and George leave the police car door open and the 519 suspect escapes. While Kramer is in for questioning, another victim is found. He is let go and Jerry and George want to know what he is going to do, he is going to stay in LA. Jerry and George are back in New York and Kramer turns up like nothings changed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Trip (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Trip (1)"
With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasnt worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. A body is discovered; the victim, a young woman, was strangled. Kramer meets a woman at an audition and he gives her a copy of his script. Jerry loses the correct phrasing for some new jokes and George tries to get Lupe, the chambermaid, to make his bed just right. At The Tonight Show, George disturbs the guests and Jerry bombs. The woman Kramer gave the script to is strangled and his script is found in her possession. Kramers face is shown on the news as the prime suspect for the "Smog Strangler," a serial-killer.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Virgin Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Virgin"
After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, and later Elaine educates her about men after sex. George wants to end his relationship with Susan so he can exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. Elaine runs into a Chinese delivery boy. Kramer watches too much television.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Old Man Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 18 - "The Old Man"
Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his charge. Kramer and Newman try the business of selling old records to a used record store. Jerry loses track of his man when they try to take him to the dentist to repair his dentures, after the man had bitten Kramers arm.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Shoes Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 16 - "The Shoes"
Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they dont know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss, later Kramer gets the opportunity. The ex-girlfriend talks about Elaines shoes, mainly because she wants them. George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who is approving their script. Elaines cleavage provides a means to turn the tables on him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Handicap Spot Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 22 - "The Handicap Spot"
Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake," George parks his fathers car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramers advice. An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a disabled woman gets injured, because of the illegal parking. While visiting the woman at the hospital, Kramer falls in love and feels compelled to replace the wheelchair. George becomes his fathers butler after his father gets arrested for parking in the spot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bubble Boy Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Bubble Boy"
Jerrys girlfriend, Naomi has a laugh that sounds like "Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer," and when she hears Georges message to Jerry, she breaks up with him. So instead, Jerry asks Elaine to accompany him on a trip to a cabin in the mountain with George and Susan. Kramer isnt invited. Jerry agrees to a side trip to visit a sick fan, a "Bubble Boy." George gets into a fight with the "Bubble Boy" over the correct answer to a Trivial Pursuit question. Kramer and Naomi also make the trip to the cabin and get the fire started.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pilot (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 23 - "The Pilot (1)"
Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their "nothing" lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine. George is obsessed with a white spot on his lip and a box of raisins taken by actor playing Kramer. The real Kramer has an internal plumbing problem and on his way to fix it, he gets delayed and is caused to "miss his chance." Jerry has an audition with the new "Elaine," a method actress interested in being Elaine in every way. The real Elaine has a problem with the coffee shop, they appear to be only hiring buxom waitresses, so she tries to get hired and files a report.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Junior Mint Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 20 - "The Junior Mint"
Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes with a female body part." Could it be "Mulva"? Elaine visits an old boyfriend whos in the hospital for an operation; he was once fat, thin shes interested again. Kramer gets an opportunity to witness the operation and he drags Jerry along, while watching they have an accident with a "Junior Mint."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Visa Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 15 - "The Visa"
George meets a Chinese female lawyer who thinks he is real funny; so he tells Jerry not to be funny around her, but she becomes attracted to this. Kramer returns early from baseball fantasy camp, where he accidentally punched Mickey Mantle. A mix-up with Jerrys mail causes Babu to be arrested for not renewing his visa. Jerry tries to get the lawyer to help Babu, but Georges honesty when his relationship is threatened causes Babu to be deported and Elaine to still be sued by the delivery boy she hit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Outing Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 17 - "The Outing"
No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, "not that there is anything wrong with that." Things really get out of hand when the article is picked up by the New York Post.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Implant Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 19 - "The Implant"
Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real. George accompanies his current girlfriend to Detroit for her aunts wake. While there he tries to get a copy of her death certificate so he can get a 50% discount on the airfare.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wallet (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Wallet (1)"
Jerrys parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about "Crazy" Joe not liking Jerry and ask about the watch they gave him. George "negotiates" the deal with the NBC and gets a box of cigars from Susans father. While at the doctors office Mortys wallet is "stolen." Elaine returns from her trip and tries to end her relationship with her shrink. The deal with NBC is lost.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Smelly Car Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 21 - "The Smelly Car"
The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerrys car. George cant believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend and Jerry is forced to try to sell the car, because the odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything. George is turned by Susans new outlook on life. Susans friend is swayed to heterosexuality by Kramer, though later turned back off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer borrowed from Jerry. When the car cant be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it and the keys out on the street.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pick Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 13 - "The Pick"
Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her Christmas card photo, that she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a date with the model from the plane, she later dumps Jerry because of "The Pick." George tries to reunite with Susan, but realizes its a mistake, and uses "The Pick". Kramer goes to Calvin Klein to complain about "The Ocean," a fragrance they stole from him, and is asked to pose for a risqu underwear advertisement.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Watch (2) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Watch (2)"
Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, whos paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as "her boyfriend" in trying to fool her shrink. George gets Russells address and tries to get the pilot reinstated. Jerry tries to buy back the watch. Outside her shrinks office, Elaine meets "Crazy" Joe, whom she begins to date.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Airport Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Airport"
When their flight home gets canceled, Jerry & Elaine gets on another flight, the latter gets cramped into coach and Jerry parties in 1st class with a model. George and Kramer go between JFK and La Guardia to pick them up. When they settle on an airport George meets a convict and Kramer sees a man who owes him $240 from years ago.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Contest Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Contest"
Georges mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing "you know." When George says hell never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest of self-denial, when he accepts, Elaine and Kramer want in on the action, or rather the lack of it.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pitch (1 & 2) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 & 4 - "The Pitch (1 & 2)"
NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, later Newman gets a speeding ticket. While waiting to meet the NBC executives, George and Jerry meet Joe Davola, a writer and "a total nut" who goes to the same shrink as Elaine. Jerry searching for conversation, mentions Kramers party, whereto Joe wasnt invited. While discussing the disaster of the meeting with NBC, George focuses on starting a relationship with the female NBC executive. Kramer shows his approval by throwing up on her. The helmet saves Kramer from an attack by "Crazy" Joe Davola. While all this is going on Elaine is in Europe with her shrink.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Seven Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 13 - "The Seven"
Elaine sees a girls bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. George is angry when Susans cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring. He desperately tries to convince them to use another name. Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerrys kitchen. Jerry is curious when his girlfriend is always wearing the same dress, every time they go out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Invitations Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 24 - "The Invitations"
As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nuptial agreement. Jerry, thinking of a single future with Kramer, nearly gets hit by a car but is saved by his female equivalent, Jeannie. Jerry thinks he is in love with Jeannie. Kramer tries to cash in on a banks offer of a $100 if one of their tellers doesnt say hello. Is "Hey," hello? George tries the suggestions and strikes out. Susan begins preparing the invitations. Jerry makes a decision. Susan passes out while licking envelopes. Jerry proposes marriage; later he has second thoughts. George finds Susan and the gang meets him over at the hospital, where George gets the news, hes out. Free at last, George makes another attempt at Marisa Tomei.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Caddy Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Caddy"
Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. Georges bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so dedicated to his work that he is there in the morning before everyone else and still there after they all leave. They dont know that hes just been leaving his car in the parking lot waiting for his free visit from a locksmith. Taking advantage of the situation, he and Susan go up north to her parents rebuilt cabin. Elaine meets an old rival whos heir to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and has never worn a bra. She wears the bra as a top and cause Kramer and Jerry to have an accident with Georges car. With Georges damaged car in the parking lot, the Yankees think hes dead. Steinbrenner breaks the news to the Costanzas. Kramer and Elaine take her rival to court and only Jerry may stand in the way.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wig Master Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 19 - "The Wig Master"
Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house guest, a wig master for the touring company of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." He also has found a parking lot that charges $75 dollars a month; Kramer decides to put his car there. Unfortunately, he leaves his apartment key there. When he cant get his key, he is allowed to borrow a pink Cadillac. Jerry is convinced the clerk is working Elaine. George discovers why the lot is so cheap, he finds a used condom in his car and is asking a prostitute for information, just as Susan approaches. George discovers that he may have an out with Susan; she says she must be able to trust him and have no doubts. Kramer stays at Jerrys apartment. Elaine has a walking stick she lets Kramer have. Jerry tries to return his jacket, but discovers that "spite" isnt a viable reason. Kramer is allowed to borrow the back up "Electric Color Dreamcoat." Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isnt in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is caught pulling a prostitute out of his borrowed car.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Doll Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 17 - "The Doll"
Susans old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the process. Frank tells George he is turning his room into a billiard room. Elaine tells Frank about a man she saw in Tuscany who looks just like him, Frank thinks it may be the cousin who stayed behind. Kramer challenges him to a game where the space is a bit tight. Jerry is enthusiastic about a new toothbrush, which he is convinced Elaine must have. Susan has a doll that looks uncannily like Georges mother; she doesnt believe it, but he does and it affects his performance. Jerry is going to be on Charles Grodins show with one of the Three Tenors, not Pavarotti or Domingo, but "the other guy." Elaine goes with him the studio, to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy," for "the Maestro" that was damaged while they were in Tuscany. "The Maestro" provides a new fashion for Kramer and Frank while playing pool, and his baton is an answer to the space problem in the billiard room. Susans roommate comes to town. She tries to help Jerry out by bringing him back a better barbecue sauce and bringing a doll to the studio for Jerry, which in her opinion, is much funnier than the one Jerry wanted. Jerry has no material for his appearance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Maestro Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Maestro"
George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncles store. Kramers friend "Maestro," makes a comment about getting a rental property in Tuscany that makes Jerry decide to do some research. Elaine begins dating the "Maestro." Kramers out of court settlement in his lawsuit against the coffee house, free coffee at any location around the world, gets him "hopped up on the caffeine." Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppys cousin, who makes him an offer he cant refuse.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wink Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "The Wink"
Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerrys healthy breakfast, gets into Georges eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerrys healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaines cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul ONeill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on Georges wink.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pool Guy Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Pool Guy"
Elaine has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends; Jerry suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer suggests that is the wrong move and that Georges worlds will collide. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, and then he cant get rid of him. George is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan, then he finds out it was Jerrys idea. Kramers new phone number is similar to a film information line. When Kramer keeps getting wrong numbers, he begins giving out the information for movie show times a la "Moviefone."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Rye Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Rye"
Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist whos sponge-worthy but "he doesnt really like to do everything." Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and Elaine are "hot and heavy." Kramer stocks up on supplies, including 50 cans of "Beef-A-Reeno". Susans parents meet and have dinner with the Costanzas for the first time. Both families obsess over a loaf of rye bread that wasnt served with the meal, which Frank takes back home. Elaines boyfriend writes a song about "their relationship," which later has a big impact on his career. Kramer takes over a friends horse-drawn carriage for a week and helps George out with his scheme to replace the rye bread. Unfortunately, he feeds the horse a can of "Beef-A-Reeno" right before giving the Rosss their ride. Jerry manages to get his hands on a loaf of marble rye.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bottle Deposit (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 21 - "The Bottle Deposit (1)"
George doesnt hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy auction, her ceiling is $10,000; however, she gets into a bidding war with Sue Ellen, the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was authorized. Newman finds the missing ingredient to make it cost effective in Kramers scheme to collect used pop bottles and cans and take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry takes his car to a mechanic, whos fanatical about car care. Elaine meets Jerry to get the golf clubs out of his car, but the mechanic, distraught over Jerrys negligence, steals it. Kramer and Newman collect their bottles and cans and hit the road in a mail truck.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Shower Head Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 16 - "The Shower Head"
Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerrys parent are in seclusion in New York while biding time until they can move back to Florida. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida. The shower heads in Jerrys building are being replaced with a new low-flow model; Newman finds a source for black market shower heads. The Seinfelds tell the Costanzas that there is no room for them in Florida that gives Frank all the incentive he needs to move. George is delighted. Elaine finds the cause of her opium addiction and finds a donor for her next physical. Jerry makes a joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno at the expense of Uncle Leo and he pays the price for making fun of the family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Secret Code Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Secret Code"
George tries to keep his ATM code a secret from Susan. Elaine is puzzled by a man she once met at a party and talked to for ten minutes, doesnt remember her, but he does remember other party details. Leapin Larry, a one-legged man, wants Jerry to do spots for his store, but he is angered when he thinks Jerry is doing an impression of him. Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and decides to help reorganize operations at the NYFD. Elaine doesnt want to go on a date with her boss, the storyteller, so she leaves Jerry and George at the restaurant. Jerry escapes, but George isnt as lucky. He is forced to accompany Peterman to his Mommas house, where he winds up staying all night and tells her his secret code before she dies. That is her last word. Georges code is needed in a life or death situation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Friars Club Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 18 - "The Friars Club"
George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he is also excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susans best friend. He envisions their friendship in the future as being "Gatsby"-like. Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susans friend. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine suffers the consequences, when she gets loaded with some of his work. Trying to see how deaf he really is, Elaine comes on to him, which Peterman overhears and tries to help out their budding relationship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Calzone Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 20 - "The Calzone"
George becomes Steinbrenners pet, when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes "straight out of the dryer." Jerry thinks that Elaines boyfriend is dating her without really ever asking her out. He offers to bring Jerry some Cuban cigars from Canada. Jerry takes advantage of his girlfriends ability to get anything she wants. Kramer searches for quarters for the dryer; when he cant find anymore, he starts using an oven. George gets into tip trouble with the counter guy at the calzone shop and he works out an arrangement with Newman. That is unless of course its raining (Newman doesnt deliver mail in the rain); Kramer helps out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Hot Tub Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Hot Tub"
George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesnt happen again. Kramer gets a hot tub from his friend Lomez and Elaine has writers block.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Engagement Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Engagement"
Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make "a pact" to change their ways, though Jerry doesnt know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a nearby constantly barking dog; Kramer recommends a solution. George gets back with Susan, his former girlfriend from NBC; he asks her to marry him, and after a couple hours of convincing she says yes. Kramer, his solution (Newman) and Elaine commit a dognapping and take the dog far out of the city. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend again; however, George is now trapped in his relationship with Susan, almost to the point where he is married already. Elaine almost gets a good night of sleep.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wait Out Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 23 - "The Wait Out"
After George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in anticipation of their inevitable separation. Elaine sports a new hairstyle, starts driving again and almost makes Jerry car sick. Kramer starts wearing jeans again. The jeans are much too tight, so tight in fact, that he cant get them off when he really needs to. Elaine and Jerry make plans to move in on the separated couple, which they do. George feels guilty about breaking up the marriage and wishes to undo the damage. Jerry and Elaine physically oppose this action. David returns the off-hand remark to George in the presence of Susan. She tells George she has to think about some things- he thinks it is his ticket out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cadillac (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 14 - "The Cadillac (1)"
Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationship. It certainly changes his relationship with Elaine, shes interested again. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaines friends tells him that she could have set him up with Oscar winning actress, Marisa Tomei. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he takes the opportunity to get revenge on them. George wants to meet Marisa for a cup of coffee, even when Elaines friend is in the hospital with a heart condition. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Gum Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Gum"
Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, whos recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. George thinks the cashier short-changed him and meets a former neighbor (whos had a breakdown) and his daughter, Deena. George lets his former neighbor look at his car. Elaine tries to avoid interacting with Lloyd, loses a button from her blouse and reveals herself to Lloyd and Kramer. Because of Elaines lie, Jerry must wear glasses while around Lloyd. Deena tells George that she thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge of a breakdown. Georges car, once owned by "Jon Voight", catches fire. Elaine shows more to Lloyd. Jerry gets more gum. George keeps trying to convince Deena hes not crazy.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Postponement Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Postponement"
Elaines dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramers involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent record. Overwhelmed with it all, George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. Elaine isnt "concerned" with Georges intentions, but is really jealous that hes the first of the group to get engaged. The neighborly rabbi offers advice on her problem, that he later relates to Jerry and anyone else wholl listen. Kramer and Jerry try to see "Plan 9 From Outer Space"; however, Kramer "tries" to sneak in a gourmet coffee, spills it and his lawyer says he has a case.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Soup Nazi Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Soup Nazi"
While on their way to the "soup place" Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." Elaine isnt allowed to move her armoire into her building, so Kramer offers to watch it for her, out on the street. George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerrys sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other "Schmoopie." Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," gets on his bad side and is banned for a year. In broad daylight and in Kramers presence, two "tough" guys come along and take Elaines armoire. Kramer relates the story of the armoire to the "Soup Nazi," who says he has an armoire in the basement that Kramer can have. Jerrys girlfriend makes a faux pas in the "soup place" and Jerry disavows any knowledge of her. George confronts Jerry and reminds him about their pact. George and Susan see Jerry and his girlfriend at the diner and they begin to compete against each other. Susan appreciates that George is finally showing his feelings in public. Kramer gives Elaine the armoire and tells her where he got it. Elaine goes to thank the "Soup Nazi" but gets even further on his bad side. Jerry discovers the armoire contains the "Soup Nazi"s recipes and Elaine takes them for her final confrontation with the "Soup Nazi."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Sponge Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Sponge"
Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramers AIDS walk sponsor list. After finding out that her preferred method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine must decide whether her current boyfriend is "sponge worthy." George tells Susan the secret of the size of Jerrys jeans and that leads to a fight about all secrets, he tells her another of Jerrys secrets when they make up. Jerry finds out that George told Susan one of his secrets and now hes "out of the loop." Elaine adjusts her screening process to find worthy candidates. Kramer causes a disturbance at the AIDS walk when he wont "wear the ribbon."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Butter Shave Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Butter Shave"
Not fully recovered from "The Summer of George," George is using a cane to get around. Jerry might have another shot at NBC, through an appearance on a NBC Showcase that might lead to another pilot. He is also annoyed that lame comic Kenny Banias act is working, only because he is following on Jerrys coattails, a time-slot hit. Bania scores with big laughs and also gets one of Jerrys ex-girlfriends. George gets a job interview. Elaine is on vacation for a month in Europe with David Puddy. If hes lucky he wont "come back in a body bag." Kramer finds butter is a better protection for his skin after shaving. George is hired for the job because of his use of the cane. They think he is handicapped and of course he takes full advantage of the situation. Kramers skin feels so good with butter; he takes to spreading it all over his body. Unfortunately he lies out in the sun where he begins to cook. Its a long flight back for Elaine and Puddy, who break up and get back together, only to break up again. Newman, reading the cannibalism themed story Alive!, finds the smell of a cooked Kramer appealing. Jerry is informed that Bania is going to follow him on the NBC showcase. George sprains his good leg and Jerry discovers that George is a closet Bania fan. Kramer tries to keep his skin moist but the baked in smell of cooked meat is too much for Newman. George manages to keep up his bluff until he tries to take on some old-timers. Jerry plans to sabotage his own act, surmising that Kennys act will also bomb, but Kenny gets the last laugh.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Serenity Now Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Serenity Now"
Frank is supposed to say "serenity now" every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerrys girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has never seen him get "real mad." George gets Kramer to help him fix his parents screen door. They remove the old door and Kramer takes it with him. Frank is selling computers; he wants to bring George into his business. Lippmans boy tries taking advantage of becoming a man at his bar mitzvah by using his tongue while kissing Elaine. Kramer installs the screen door outside his apartment to give his apartment "the cool even breezes of Anytown, USA." His initial instinct is to quit, but George decides it is finally time to take on his arch-nemesis, Lloyd Braun, whom Frank has also hired to sell computers. When Jerry learns how to get mad, it releases all his other feelings, including caring and another that results in a proposal. Kramer fights with the neighborhood kids of "Anytown, USA." George tells Elaine she is attractive to the Lippman men because of her "shiksappeal." The result gets her two Lippman "men" who want to denounce their religion. George hatches a scheme to sell more computers; however, continual use of the phrase "serenity now" has an "impact" on computer sales. The release of emotions from George has an impact on emotional Jerry. Elaine seeks help from a "rabbi" to see if she can reduce her "shiksappeal."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Voice Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Voice"
Georges employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isnt really handicapped and they dont like him. He has a one-year contract with Play Now that he will make sure they honor by him showing up for work every day. Jerry and George mock the sounds the Jerrys girlfriend Claires stomach makes during the night. Jerry envisions the belly button as the mouth and the sound the stomach makes its voice. Because of the "bump into" Jerry tells Elaine that she is destined to backslide into her relationship with David Puddy, she bets him $50 that she wont. The next day Jerry discovers that Elaine didnt go home last night, he accuses her of seeing Puddy. She says the sex they had was an isolated incident. Jerry agrees but the dinner they also had was more of a commitment, he demands that she pay up. Kramer is tired of seeing all his ideas implemented, because all the little day to day incidental things keeps getting in his way and keeping him realizing his ideas. He gets an intern from NYU to help him out with Kramerica Industries; the corporation he had previously setup to develop some of his ideas. With this help hell be freed from the day-to-day activities and be able to develop his ideas, such as the oil tanker bladder. Meanwhile, George is fighting the siege mentality that he is encountering at work and Elaine just cant get Puddy off her mind. No matter what the obstacle, George endeavors to occupy his office. Jerry tells Claire about the voice and she leaves him. The university takes Kramers intern away from him. Claire says they can get back together if he wont do the voice ever again, he decides the voice is worth it. Unfortunately, everyone is tired off the voice. Elaine pays ups and they decided on a double or nothing bet. The intern comes back on his own because he believes in Kramerica. Play Now tries to negotiate with George, but he wont give in. Later, he offers his office and one of their rubber balls to allow Kramer to test his oil bladder idea. Jerry continues to cash in on his bet with Elaine, who just cant seem to keep away from Puddy. The big test takes place at Georges workplace where Jerry plans to meet Claire. They try to warn her about the falling object, but all she hears is the voice. The lawsuit that is filed by Claire puts Play Now out of business and George out of his contract.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cartoon Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 13 - "The Cartoon"
Kramers brutal honesty, gets Jerry in trouble with Susans old college roommate, Sally Weaver. Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The New Yorker. Elaine and later Kramer comments that Georges new girlfriend looks a lot like Jerry. In fact Kramer says "just because they look-a-like, that doesnt mean youre (George) secretly in love with Jerry." Jerry confronts Kramers frankness. Sally claims that Jerry has ruined her life, shes quitting the business, Jerry cant have that on his conscience, he talks her back into the business. Kramer makes an important life decision, the only way to keep his mouth shut, is to stop talking. Before he finally stops talking, Kramers constant references to the looks of Georges girlfriend, drives George out of Jerrys apartment. Elaine goes to The New Yorker to seek an explanation for the cartoon. Discovering that the editor didnt understand the cartoon either, he liked the kitty. Sally opens her new one woman show about "Jerry Seinfeld- the Devil." Elaines complaint, gets her the opportunity to do her own cartoon for the magazine. Jerry confronts Sally about the content of her show. Newman is her biggest fan; finally, he can see a "show that is about something." Kramer discovers the disadvantages of not talking. George worries about why he really likes his girlfriend. A clip of Sallys show appears on channel 9 news, it features Jerrys latest confrontation with her. Elaine works all-night on her first cartoon, it is okay, but it is not the gem that Elaine thinks it is. Jerry calls Sally and the message he leaves on her answering machine appears in her show as well. Later the lawsuit he filed appears in her cable special. Jerry decides to cut off all communication with Sally. Elaines first comic appears in The New Yorker. Peterman thinks it is a great cartoon, until he realizes it is a Ziggy and he can prove it -- "Quick Elaine, to my archives." George and his girlfriend discuss their relationship, until she gets gum in her hair. Sally starts talking to the silent Kramer, until he cant take it anymore. He tells her to shut-up, then he apologizes and says that he hasnt spoken for days. Sally tells him to lay it on her. To remove the gum from her hair, Georges girlfriend cuts her hair, her new hairstyle looks exactly like Jerrys. George runs out of the apartment screaming. Elaine tells Jerry about the Ziggy incident. Ziggy responds to The New Yorker. Sallys new cable show is about to come on and Jerry is convinced shell have nothing to talk about. He was so wrong. George decides to take a few days off from his relationship with Jerry.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Burning Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 16 - "The Burning"
Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious because of the presets she discovers on his car radio. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his follow up suggestion isnt as well received. Jerry suggests that George use the old showmanship trick of leaving on a high note. Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions; George suggests that she reset his radio presets as a test. Kramer and Mickey get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. Jerrys girlfriend, Sophie, calls him with the familiar "its me" greeting only he doesnt recognize her voice. George leaves a Kruger meeting on a high note. For their acting job, Mickey gets bacterial meningitis and Kramer has gonorrhea. Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious. Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and really plays up his gonorrhea part. Sophie leaves an "its me" message on Jerrys answering machine. George suggest he call her back with the "its me" greeting. Sophie doesnt recognize Jerrys voice and thinks he is someone else; Jerry discovers that she hasnt told him about the tractor story. Puddy doesnt have a problem with Elaine not being religious, after all he is not the one whos "going to hell."George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story is. Elaine begins to worry about going to hell. Kruger throws everyone off the project because they are boring, so now George is the only other member of the project team. Kramer receives rave reviews for his portrayal of gonorrhea, but now he feels he has been typecast. Jerry sees a scar on Sophies leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. George finds that he has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger keeps making excuses and doesnt do any actual work. Puddy wants Elaine to steal a paper, after all she is already going to hell and he doesnt seem to care. Kramer takes Mickeys ailment. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about where their relationship is going. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her not to worry about it. Kramer and Mickey come in arguing about getting gonorrhea and Sophie clears it up for both of them. With that, Jerry leaves on a high note. Meanwhile, back at the project meeting, Kruger decides to leave George on a high note.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dealership Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Dealership"
Jerry plans to buy a new car with an insider deal from Puddy, whos been promoted to a car salesman. Jerry ends up bargaining with Puddy and Elaine to get them back together so he can get a better deal on his car. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman, and decides to see how far past empty the gasoline can go. George seeks out something to eat and must settle for a vending machine candy bar, which ends up getting stuck. After George leaves and comes back, George suspects a mechanic of stealing the candy bar. Then George comes up with a creative idea to implicate the mechanic.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Reverse Peephole Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Reverse Peephole"
Puddy is wearing what can only be described as a "man fur." Jerry and Elaine leave it to George to sniff them out a deal on a massage chair, for an apartment warming gift for their friend Joe Mayo. Elaine doesnt like Joes parties, because he always gives his guests an assignment. Kramer and Newman are going to reverse the peepholes on their doors. The landlord wants to evict Newman, because he is an agitator. Jerry decides to go wallet-less. George is opposed to the idea; he keeps everything in his wallet. Jerry, George, Elaine and "man furred" Puddy go to the party and get their assignments. Elaine, who is in charge of the coats, decides to throw "Dr. Zaius" (Puddys coat) out the window. Kramer comes to Newmans defense with the landlord. Joe Mayo has the same kind of coat that Puddy had, so he wants Elaine to replace the coat, after all she was in charge. George complains about back problems that Jerry attributes to the size of his wallet. The massage chair gets delivered to Georges apartment. Wallet-less Jerry must carry all his girlfriends stuff, when they go out on their date. Newman admits to Kramer that he is sleeping with the landlords wife. Kramer and Newman find Puddys coat hanging in a tree.Jerry complains about carrying all his girlfriends stuff and Elaine tells him about Petermans small mens carryall. "Its not a purse, its European." Elaine decides she is out of the gift, if she has to replace the coat. George is enjoying the new chair and lies about getting the chair. Elaine finds out that Newman has Puddys coat and she invites Newman to her apartment. Despite Elaines come-ons, Newman wont give up the coat, he has given it to the landlords wife. The landlord confronts Kramer, when he discovers the fur coat. Kramer says that it belongs to Jerry, because he is one of those insecure entertainers. Kramer convinces Jerry to wear the coat in front of the landlord. George continues to lie about the receiving the gift. Jerry drops out of the gift, when he finds out that Joe Mayo didnt like the music he provided at last years party. Kramer was never in the gift, he just thought it was a good idea for a gift, he doesnt even know Joe Mayo. George will be able to return the chair, after he has the receipt in his wallet. Out on the street, Georges wallet explodes. Jerry goes out on the street in the fur coat, where his "purse" is stolen and the landlord finds out the truth about the coat. Puddy gets a new coat.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Slicer Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Slicer"
Elaine is having nightmares and sleepless nights due to her neighbors inconsideracy. The neighbor is out of the country and has left her alarm clock set for 3:30 a.m.. George gets a dream job at a very badly run company, his new boss seems familiar to him, then a photo in the bosss office reminds him of "the boom box incident." Fearing that he might lose his new position, George listens to Kramers advice and plots to get hold of the photograph and get it retouched. Kramers dissatisfied with the meat he is getting with his sandwiches, so he obtains a meat slicer. Kramer suggests Elaine that she short circuit her neighbors apartment and blow the circuit breaker. Jerry is going to go out on a date with a doctor that Elaine recommended, but the date is annoying when the doctor can only talk about saving lives. The photo lab screws up the retouching by eliminating the boss from the photograph and not George. Jerry discovers the doctor is dermatologist. George recommends a carefully orchestrated revenge date. Kramer uses the meat slicer to help Elaine feed the neighbors cat; the power outage shut off the automatic feeder. Jerrys revenge date goes well, until he is reminded of the phrase "skin cancer." Elaine is still using the slicer and finds it very handy, until she tries to even her high heels. George goes back to the photo shop to find they put the boss back in the photograph as a cartoon. He now needs to obtain a new bare-chested photo of his boss or find a new job, perhaps the Coast Guard. Jerrys doctor date would provide the perfect opportunity for him as she does skin cancer screenings. Elaine keeps the slicer problem from Kramer by threatening him with seeing some circus clowns. Later, Kramer goes to her apartment to pick up the slicer; she fixes it and quickly shoves it out the door. Kramer sees the dinged up blade and tries to get back into her apartment, but he takes the knob of the door. Jerry has developed an allergic reaction to something as hives have broken out on his neck. Elaine discovers she is trapped inside her apartment. Jerry goes down to Georges workplace and confronts the doctor about his hives. She leaves and Kramer, in his white meat slicing coat, steps in as the skin cancer doctor and spots a growth on Georges boss. George gets his bare-chested photo. Kramer wants to come clean about the growth; George tells him he will tell his boss to see another doctor. Georges boss doesnt think it is a problem, a ten-year-old photo of him shows the mole, it hasnt changed. He also relates to George the story about the dumb guy on the beach with the boom box. He mentions to George (as others have) that he sure has lost a lot of hair in the past ten years. Despite all of that, he gets to keep the job. Later, the guys keep Elaine company as they wait for the locksmith to come and open her apartment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wizard Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 15 - "The Wizard"
Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susans parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaines new boyfriend and that intrigues her (is he black?). George returns the call from the Rosses; the Foundation is having an event this weekend, but George cant attend, he has to close on his house in the Hamptons. Kramer announces his retirement, a Hollywood big shot has optioned his coffee table book about coffee tables. Elaine finds evidence that leads her to believe her boyfriend is black. Susans parents see George on the street in the city, during the time he is supposed to be in the Hamptons. Jerry is woken up early in the morning at his parents house and gives his father the "$50" organizer that has many features besides a tip calculator. Later he discovers that Kramer has moved down there, to join the other retirees. Elaine laughs when Susans parents ask her about Georges house in the Hamptons. Of course, George just builds on the lie. Morty, who cant run for president of the condo association, decides that Kramer should run for condo board president of Del Boca Vista phase III. Once Kramer is elected, Morty will run things from behind the scenes. Elaine schemes to try to determine her boyfriends race. George finds out the Rosses knew that he lied. He decides to take them to the Hamptons, to "see wholl blink first."Kramer begins his campaign and the Boca Breeze has good things to say about him (see NOTE:). When Elaines boyfriend says they are an interracial couple, she is convinced he is black. George keeps building on his lie, as he picks up the Rosses and takes them on their ride to the Hamptons. Kramer receives some bad press from the Boca Breeze; its damage control time. Kramer suggests buying each member of the board one of those Wizard tip calculators. Jerry knows he cant get the deal he told his father hed received, but Kramer says not to worry, Bob Saccamandos father lives down here and can help them out. Elaine and her boyfriend discover that each is not the race they thought the other was. Saccamandos father comes through with knock-off tip calculators called Willard, they are defective and the election is lost. George and the Rosses reach the Hamptons, where the truth wins out.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Frogger Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 18 - "The Frogger"
Elaine is confronted with cake from two separate birthday celebrations. She is tired of the forced socializing, so she calls in the sick the following day. Jerry & George are going to their old high-school hangout for one last slice of pizza. Kramer was at the police station where he obtained some caution tape used for crime scenes and also hears about a serial killer that is on the loose in the Riverside Park area. At the pizza parlor, George discovers he still has the high score on the old Frogger video game. Elaines co-workers give her a cake to celebrate her return to work from being sick, she refuses to take part in any future celebrations. Jerry goes out with Elaines friend Lisi, but she is a "sentence finisher, its like dating Mad-Libs." George decides to by the Frogger machine, but Jerry asks him how he is going to move it and keep it plugged in to preserve the high score. (This pizza parlor has never had a blackout in all that time? Sometimes with sitcoms, we must suspend reality. Kramer discovers the last victim of the serial killer looked a lot like Jerry. George works to find a solution to his Frogger problem and Kramer volunteers the help of a man he knows named "Slippery Pete." Elaine misses the 4 oclock sugar rush she had gotten used to from all the celebrations, so she decides to raid Petermans refrigerator, where she finds a piece of cake. She finds out from Peterman that the piece of cake he has in his refrigerator is worth $29,000 because of its historical significance. The cake comes from the 1937 wedding of King Edward VIII.Jerry is looking to breakup with Lisi, but discovers that she lives in Riverside Park area. To avoid the serial killer, he takes Lisi back to his place where she finishes one of his thoughts that takes their relationship to the next level. Elaine tells Jerry and George about the cake and she also tells Jerry that Lisi is planning a weekend trip for them to Pennsylvania Dutch country. Jerry fears that Lisi received the wrong message as that kind of a trip is for a serious relationship. Elaine tries to even out Petermans slice of cake, but gets swept up in the moment and finishes it off. George tries to coordinate the movement of Frogger machine. Elaine looks for a replacement for Petermans cake, Kramer suggests an Entemanns cake. Jerry goes to Lisis apartment, where he tries to break up with her. It goes on for ten hours, when he is ready to leave he discovers it is dark out. After exiting her apartment, he sees a man whom he fears is the serial killer and pleads to be let back in. Peterman has his piece of cake appraised at $2.19. When George finds "Slippery Pete" playing his Frogger game on battery power; it is discovered there only about three minutes of power remaining. The only available power source is across the busy street and Kramer has run out of caution tape. Its up to George to get the Frogger machine across the street; however there is no chance of a high score in this game. Later, Peterman shows Elaine surveillance videotape of her eating and "dancing" with the slice of cake; he is convinced that the age of the cake and its effect on her digestive system are all the punishment she needs.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bookstore Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 17 - "The Bookstore"
Kramer "hangs-out" more than usual at Jerrys place. Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book into the bathroom with him. Kramer and Newman plan to implement Kramers idea for running a rickshaw service in the city. Elaine is at the annual Peterman party, where everyone is anxious to know if she is going to dance again and when. She ends up getting drunk and making out at a table with another man.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Blood Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "The Blood"
Jerry has an encounter with an Exacto knife and ends up having an infusion of 3 pints of Kramers blood infused into him because Kramer decided to store his blood. Jerrys parents buy him sessions with personal trainer, Izzy, whos going to help him work off his spare tire because they are concerned with his lack of exercise. George decides that adding television and food to his equation will make sex even better. Elaine visits her friend Vivian and is disappointed when Vivian implies that she isnt responsible enough to watch her son Jimmy, so she works overtime to prove how responsible she is.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Strike Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Strike"
George, Elaine and Jerry attend Tim Whatleys Hanukkah party. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he sets up a date. Elaine meets a man in a bad denim vest and gives him her fake number. George is offended by Whatleys gift to him, a donation in his name to a charity. George is also reminded of the Festivus holiday his father created many years ago. Elaines quest to become a submarine captain and get her free sub sandwich is ruined when she realizes she used her punch card at the party to give her fake number to the denim vested guy. Kramer gets word he can return to his job at the bagel place, it seems he has been on strike for the past 12 years. Elaine goes to the place, an off-track betting parlor, that her fake number reaches. She wanted to give them her real number, so when the denim vest guy calls, she can connect with him. The men at the parlor are interested in connecting with her, so she gives the number for the bagel shop where Kramer is working. Jerry meets his date, Gwen, at a restaurant, but it turns out she is two-faced. Sometimes Gwen looks great, other times shes plain; it all depends on the viewers angle and the lighting. George decides to use the Whatley approach when giving out Christmas gifts at Krugers; however, he makes up his own charity called the "Human Fund." Kramer is intrigued by the concept of the Festivus holiday and contacts Frank, who becomes excited at the prospect of rekindling "Festivus for the rest-of-us." Kramer asks to get the 23rd of December off, when he cant get it, he resumes the strike; meanwhile Elaine waits at the bagel place for a phone call from the denim vest guy. The look of Jerrys girlfriend keeps changing.Jerry decides that Gwen looks best in the back booth at Monks, something she grows to dislike. George passes out his gifts at Krugers and reaps great rewards. Kramer warns Elaine about the sabotage he committed; the bagel place becomes very steamy and makes Elaine look ugly. Kruger gives George a check for donates $20,000 to the "Human Fund" and later accounting informs him the charity doesnt exist. Gwen finds out from Kramer that Jerry is seeing another woman, Kramer has seen her and shes not Gwen. Gwen thinks Jerry is two-timing her with an ugly woman. George tries to convince Kruger that he passed out the fake gift cards because he didnt want to be ridiculed for the holiday his family traditionally celebrates, Festivus. To prove it, George brings Kruger to his fathers Festivus dinner, where everyone comes together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Strongbox Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 14 - "The Strongbox"
George tries to break up with his girlfriend, Maura, only she doesnt agree. Jerry has purchased cuff links worn by Jerry Lewis in Cinderfella. He plans to use them as a conversation starter with Lewis when he goes to an upcoming roast at the Friars Club. Having the same first name isnt enough. A man of mystery that she has met intrigues Elaine. Jerry suggests that perhaps he is a super-hero. With robberies occurring in the building, Kramer has obtained a strongbox to hold his valuables. He needs to find a place to hide his key. A place that no one knows, except him. His first place doesnt work. George lays out all of the reasons that they should be officially broken up, Maura still doesnt agree "to turn the key." Elaine gives up on her mystery man when he runs from a woman that Elaine deduces is his wife. She returns to Jerrys apartment to find that his intercom is broken. So she shouts to him from the street, about the mystery man, while she waits for the opportunity to get into his building. Jerry inspects his intercom, only to find Kramers strongbox key hidden inside. Kramer hides his key again. Jerry finds the key again and decides to go down to let George in. While downstairs, a neighbor whos forgotten his key and is unknown to Jerry asks to be let in. Jerry denies him entry. Elaine goes to the mystery mans shabby apartment and discovers he is poor and on welfare. The woman he ran from is his welfare caseworker. Jerry discovers the keyless neighbor, does in fact live in his building, on the 5th floor in apartment 5E (!) right next door to Kramer.Elaine tells Jerry about her mystery mans super powers. George decides that cheating on Maura might be his ticket out. Kramer lets Phil, Jerrys "new" neighbor, keep his parrot in the hallway. Kramer also hides his key at Phils. Glenn, the mystery man, takes Elaine on a date in the alley. Jerry needs his cufflinks for the roast, only to find out that Kramer has locked them in his strongbox. The key to the strongbox was hidden in the parrots food dish, only now the parrot is dead (from food poisoning) and buried in a pet cemetery. George tries getting caught with the other woman, only both women agree that they can work with George through this incident. Elaine discovers that Glenn is, in fact, married. Kramer and Jerry go to the pet cemetery to exhume the key, his neighbor catches only Jerry. George asks whats in the cooler (strongbox) as he easily opens it up.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Finale (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 23 - "The Finale (1)"
Jerry and George discuss the movies and Georges desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in the hospital, with her cell phone; Jerry and George tell her that is a social faux pas. Jerry gets a message from NBC that they want to talk about the pilot. So Jerry and George go to meet with the new vice president of programming, who is interested in turning their pilot into a 13 episode series. Jerry and George begin to make plans to move to California. Jerry interrupts Elaines phone call to her friend to tell her about the NBC deal. When he finds out what she did, he tells her that was an even greater faux pas than the cell phone. Jerry and Georges parents are excited by the news about the NBC deal. NBC offers Jerry & George a perk, free use of one of their private jets to anywhere they want. Kramer returns from the beach, but has a little bit of water trapped in his ear. Kramer warns theyll never come back from LA, "shes a seductress." Hey! He did.The foursome decides where they want to take the private jet. They finally decide on Paris. As they are ready to leave, Elaine plans to call her friend again; Jerry tells her it is not right to rush that kind of phone call. Elaine avoids a faux pas. Newman begs to be brought along, when Jerry denies him, he vows to be there at Jerrys day of reckoning. The private jet, except for George who wanted the one Ted Danson would have gotten impresses everyone. With water still in his ear, Kramer tries to get it out mid-flight. He stumbles into the cockpit and the plane starts going into a crash dive. During the descent, George confesses he cheated during "the contest" and Elaine and Jerry are about to tell each other something important, when the plane corrects itself. The plane puts down in the small town of Latham, Massachusetts for a checkup. The foursome goes into town and debates about if they are going to get back on the plane. They witness the robbery of a fat guy, which they all mock and Kramer videotapes. They are arrested under the Good Samaritan law established by the town.They are looking at a fine of a maximum of $85,000 and up to five years in prison. The guard assumes they are going to be prosecuted since this is the first offense of this kind in the country. Jackie Chiles is called in for their defense. The prosecution decides to look into the past of these four and build a case that will destroy their characters. Rivera Live covers the trial. Jerry and Georges parents prepare to go to Latham for the trial. Newman (whos absolutely delighted), Uncle Leo, Peterman, Puddy, Mickey, Bania, Mr. & Mrs. Ross, Rabbi Glickman, Keith Hernandez and George Steinbrenner also make their way to Latham. Jackie tries to give George a moral compass. The judge, Arthur Vandelay, begins the trial. George thinks the name might be a good sign. The trial begins with opening arguments.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Puerto Rican Day Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 20 - "The Puerto Rican Day"
The gang tries to get back into town after leaving the Mets game early in the 8th inning, the Mets are down 9 - 0. On the highway they run into trouble with a maroon Volkswagen Golf. George comments on a new movie he saw about the Hindenburg disaster and the clever comment he made during a quiet moment after the explosion. As they approach 5th Avenue traffic slows down and music can be heard, they realize they have forgotten about the Puerto Rican day parade. Elaine worries about getting home and seeing 60 Minutes as part of her weekend wind down. Kramer spots a way out if Jerry can worm his way over to the right. They almost make it over until they reencounter the maroon Golf. Elaine bails out of the car to find alternate transportation. George bails out of the car when he spots a theater screening the Hindenburg movie; he decides he wants to repeat his glory. Elaine decides the cab she hired isnt working, so she bails out of the cab, only to have it start moving again and again. Georges attempt to be funny at the movie is undermined by a guy with one of those funny laser pointers. Kramer suggests that he and Jerry abandon his car. The laser pointer guy (a lousy prop comic) gets all the laughs as Georges line bombs and he is humiliated. Kramer cuts a deal with the maroon Golf they are go to get access to the short cut when Jerry makes an apology wave. George returns to the car with the red dot of a laser pointer appearing all over parts of his body. Jerry rescinds his apology wave just as he is about to pull in the alley; Elaine arrives back at the same spot in her cab.Jerrys apartment is seen, but no one is home. Elaine seeks an alternate way home. Kramer seeks a bathroom. Elaine works her way over to the parade route and looks for a way across. She leads a group of people on an escape route underneath a reviewing stand ala The Poseidon Adventure. Kramer spots an apartment for sale and poses as H.E Pennypacker, a wealthy industrialist, to get access to a bathroom. When he gets back he tells Jerry about the Mets game. Soon after, Kal Varnsen (Jerrys alias), is looking at the television in the apartment. George spots the laser guy and plans a sneak attack. Elaines route leads to a dead end. George grabs what he thinks is the laser pointer and gets ink all over his hands. Kramer accidentally sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire and a mob of people, led by the armoire stealing tough guys. Art Vandelay seeks the use of a bathroom to clean the ink off his hands and runs into Varnsen. Pennypacker joins them on the run from the mob. Varnsen wants know whos watching the Saab factory. The mob is watching it; however, they leave it in a precarious position.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Maid Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 19 - "The Maid"
George searches for a nickname and decides on "T-bone." Jerry has hired a maid to clean his apartment. Elaine suspects there is more than cleaning going on. Kramers girlfriend is moving downtown (10 minutes by subway) to a different way of life. Kramer tells Elaine he is having a fax sent to her apartment, only Elaine informs him that she doesnt have a fax machine. George makes a play for being called "T-bone" at work, but a coworker gets the honor. Elaine gets home to find 57 messages waiting for her, most of them the fax machine trying to deliver Kramers fax. Elaine catches Jerry kissing the maid. Jerry confesses that he has a personal and work relationship with his maid named Cindy. Kramers girlfriend is gone and he tells Elaine that he signed up for a food delivery service. Theyre going to fax him menus for all the restaurants for the next year. Elaine gets a new number and with it a new area code, she really wanted a "changed" number. Kramer and his girlfriend have a relationship by phone. George finds out about Jerry and his maid. Elaine tries to give out her new number to a guy, but the new area code scares him off. George wants his nickname and confronts his coworker, Kruger sees Georges gestures through a window and it reminds him of "Koko the Monkey." Elaine finds out a woman in her building has died, she had a telephone number with a 212 area code. When Cindy takes her fee but leaves without cleaning anything, Jerry wonders what hes paid for. Kramer calls him "a john."George and Jerry swap information on their respective situations at Monks counter. Kramer returns from visiting his girlfriend and reports the oddities he saw there. The gang tries to communicate while sitting at Monks counter. Jerrys maid tells George that there is woman at the cleaning service named Coco. George sees this as an opportunity to get out from under this nickname. Jerry breaks up with and fires Cindy. Elaine gets the dead womans number and receives her first phone call from the womans grandson who hasnt been told shes dead. Kramer breaks up with his girlfriend and she throws him out. He gets lost downtown and calls on Jerry for help. While going to rescue Kramer, Jerry is confronted by his Cindys pimp-like boss. He says that Jerry must pay Cindy. Elaine convinces the grandson that his grandma is dying, the boy calls 911. Jerry spots Cindy walking down the street and tries to pay her but gets busted by the police. Elaines door is broken down by the fire department. Cindys boss picks up Kramer and it might lead to a new career in cleaning. George gets out from under being "Koko," only to get another nickname, "Gammy."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Betrayal Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Betrayal"
Jerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they dont want to talk about. Sue Ellen calls the wedding off and Nina doesnt want George or Jerry. George finds out that Jerry slept with Nina and Elaine slept with the groom. Kramer and FDR settle their score, a snowball with something extra. Jerry "schnapps" Elaine to find out why George is so bitter with him. Kramer tries to out wish FDR. Elaine, Jerry, George and Nina arrive in India, where Elaine discovers that the groom is someone she slept with and that they are the only people from the U.S. who are attending the ceremony. Kramer is angry with Newman because he didnt use his birthday wish to save Kramer from FDR. George "schnapps" Elaine to find out the secret Elaine is keeping about Jerry and Nina. Elaine buys tickets to India to spite Sue Ellen by showing up at her wedding.Kramer tries to get Newman to use his birthday wish to protect Kramer from FDR. Elaine finds that Jerry and Nina have just slept together. Elaine meets the parents of Sue Ellens fianc who try to convince her not to go to India for the wedding; after all they arent even going. Jerry and Nina suffer an awkward pause in their conversation. Kramer confronts FDR about his birthday wish. Elaines mail from India is an "unvitation" to Sue Ellens wedding in India to someone whose name seems familiar to her. George asks Jerry to call Nina about setting them up on a date and realizes he must where his Timberlands every time he sees her. Jerry and George are walking down the street and they run into Nina and old girlfriend of Jerrys whom he never slept with. Kramer attends FDRs birthday and FDR gives him an evil eye right before blowing out the candles on his cake. Elaine receives an item in the mail from India. Two years earlier, Jerry tells George and Susan that Nina might be the one; Kramer nails FDR in the back of the head with a snowball; Elaine is dating an Indian man named Peter (Pinter). Eleven years earlier, new resident Jerry tells his neighbor across the hall, whom he calls Kessler (its the name on the mailbox), that whats mine is yours.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a... Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 21 - "The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))"
Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to the movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. Featuring relationships (getting in & out), etc.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Junk Mail Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Junk Mail"
Jerrys childhood friend "Fragile" Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankies car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his parents. Kramer plans his revenge on a company because of the over abundance of catalogs theyve sent him in the past month. Elaine is back with Puddy, but meets the man of her dreams at the diner and plans to keep Puddy in reserve until she finds out if the new guy can "handle the workload." Kramer gets deluged with more catalogs and plans to stop the mail. Georges parents cut him short on his weekly phone call. Jerry gets a van and not the Saab hed hoped for. Frankie reminds him of the childhood dream they had where they got a van a toured the country. George pops in on his parents and reminds his parents they didnt call him back, but they have to leave right away. Kramer bricks up his mailbox, but that doesnt stop his mail from being delivered. Jerry plans to sell the van; Kramer helps him out with the ad copy that cites interesting trades considered. Kramer goes to the post office to permanently cancel his mail. Newman confesses to him that no one really needs their mail but that there is a greater conspiracy at work. George demands to know whats going on with his parents; they tell him they are cutting him loose. George isnt ready for abandonment; he plans to date his cousin as a means of getting his parents involved in his life. Jerry determines that the appeal Elaine finds in her new boyfriend comes from some old commercial that he appeared in. Kramer wants Jerrys van and offers Anthony Quinns old tee shirt as an interesting trade. Elaine wants Puddy back, but is rejected by him. Kramer uses the van to launch his anti-postal campaign. Georges cousin is into their relationship; however, George schemes to have his parents catch him making out with her. Kramer is captured and enlightened by the postmaster general. Elaines boyfriend gets his second piece of good news in one day, his TV career has been revitalized and she is taking him back. Jerry must sell the van after seeing what they saw.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Merv Griffin Show Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Merv Griffin Show"
After Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he begins to treat his entire life like a talk show. Jerrys new girlfriend has a priceless toy collection that she wont let him play with, which leads him to some questionable behavior. George runs over a squirrel with his car, and hes forced to spend time and money on its recovery. Elaine has to find a way to deal with a new co-worker, whose sidling is both annoying and potentially dangerous to her job.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Apology Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Apology"
Jerrys girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individuals for past wrongs. George is anxious to receive Jasons apology for the humiliating neck-hole incident. Elaine is offended when her co-worker, Peggy, cant tolerate Elaines germs, but easily tolerates the germs of other people. Kramer discovers hes been taking too long in the shower, so he tries to make some changes to his shower routine. Jerry comes to realize there is good naked and bad naked, when he sees his girlfriend coughing. Jason stops by the restaurant to apologize to Jerry, but fails to apologize to George. George confronts him later, only to be humiliated some more. Kramer changes dont work out, so he asks for advice from Jerry and observes the men in the shower at a health club. Elaine confronts Peggy and gives her some germs. George tells Jerry how he can show his girlfriend the concept of bad naked using a belt sander. Kramer decides to live in the shower. George talks to Jasons sponsor, who recommends that he attend a meeting, only its not AA, its Rage-oholics Anonymous (RA). Jerry executes Georges plan. After doing his dishes in the shower, Kramer decides he needs to add a garbage disposal to bathtub. Kramer calls on Puddy for installation advice. Elaine tells Jerry one of the problems with his body and why a naked male body isnt attractive. Puddy tells Elaine why her co-worker doesnt like her germs, shes a "germ-o-phobe," like he used to be ten years ago. He accompanies Elaine on a visit to Peggy to prove his theory. Jerry convinces his girlfriend to put on her clothes; however, he can only picture her naked and unfortunately she can only do the same with him. Kramer cooks up a meal that he serves to Elaine, Puddy and the recovering Peggy, only they all react badly when they find out the kitchen was in the shower. Jason tries to apologize to George, but it isnt quite what George had in mind so they both go into a rage.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Raincoats (1) Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 18 - "The Raincoats (1)"
Jerrys parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and hes just returned from three weeks on the road cant get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanzas dinner invitation. Elaines latest boyfriend, whos a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on Jerrys parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerrys father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his fathers moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Stand-In Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 16 - "The Stand-In"
Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a "little person", into getting lifts to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, whos in need of a good laugh, at the hospital. George and his latest girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but wont when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. One of Jerrys friends "takes it out" while on his first date with Elaine. Jerrys friend takes a turn for the worse after his first visit, so he tries again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dinner Party Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 13 - "The Dinner Party"
The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the chocolate pastry and the one they get has a hair on it. Kramer and George try to get the wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Cigar Store Indian Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Cigar Store Indian"
Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanzas TV Guide to read. While on the train, Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store who he brings back to his parents home and passes it off as his. A female Native American that he is interested in thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. George gets grounded when his parents return from vacation and find a prophylactic wrapper in their bed and a missing TV Guide. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book on coffee tables that Elaine doesnt like but Mr. Lippman does.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Puffy Shirt Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Puffy Shirt"
George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramers girlfriend, who designs clothes and talks with a real low voice, asks Jerry a question that he politely answers yes to. He agrees to wear one of her new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Marine Biologist Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 14 - "The Marine Biologist"
Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist." An infuriated Russian writer tosses an electronic organizer belonging to Elaine out of a limousine that hits a passerby on the head. Kramer struggles with his golf swing and sand. While walking along the beach, George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save a whale.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Hamptons Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 21 - "The Hamptons"
Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the weekend. Georges girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing theyve ever seen. Elaine is confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term he later uses to describe the baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerrys girlfriend sees George naked, after hes just gotten out of the pool, so something isnt as it should be.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mango Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Mango"
George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Wife Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 17 - "The Wife"
A girlfriend poses as Jerrys wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being turned in after being seen. Elaine is getting mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramers getting ready to impress his girlfriends parents.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Conversion Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Conversion"
George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriends medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. He asks Elaine to ask her current boyfriend whos a podiatrist. Kramer meets a sister at Georges new church who becomes infatuated with him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Sniffing Accountant Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "The Sniffing Accountant"
Georges father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerrys accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaines new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fire Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 20 - "The Fire"
Kramer is dating one of Elaines co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerrys shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a national magazine critic in the audience. George panics when there is a fire at his girlfriends apartment, during her sons birthday party. Jerry decides to get revenge by heckling the woman where she works. She runs out of the office onto the street and loses her pinkie toe. Kramer finds the toe, takes a bus to the hospital and saves the passengers from a gunman. Inspired by Kramers tale, George tries to confront his feelings of cowardice.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Opposite Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 22 - "The Opposite"
George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents house. Things begin to be unlucky for Elaine after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his coffee table book. Rachel wants to break up with Jerry and he readily agrees, because his luck has been "even Steven." Elaines eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pie Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 15 - "The Pie"
Jerry cant believe that his girlfriend wont share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to know where it came from. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Kramer has an itch. Georges new suit makes a noise.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Lip Reader Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Lip Reader"
Jerry is smitten with a line judge at the US Open, but after he gets her attention, he finds out she is deaf. Elaine has a problem not communicating with a limo driver. George wants to use Jerrys girlfriend to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. While she is reading the lips, Kramer does the translation, that gets George in more trouble. Kramer becomes a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to tennis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Non-Fat Yogurt Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does Merediths son Matthew, a lot. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. Elaine begins dating this friend and gives him an idea for his mayoral candidates campaign. Kramers date with a lab technician results in strange test results for the future mayor of New York City.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Masseuse Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Masseuse"
Elaine meets a man whos perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he cant get his girlfriend, whos a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. George is obsessed when Jerrys girlfriend doesnt like him, so he tries extra hard to get her to like him, much to his own girlfriends dismay.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Stall Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Stall"
While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerrys girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaines boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isnt sure his face will be the same.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Barber Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Barber"
George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is given a real bad haircut. Kramer arranges to get him a clandestine haircut at the apartment of his barber. Newman is charged by Jerrys barber to get a sample of Jerrys hair when he suspects foul play.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Glasses Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Glasses"
Georges glasses are stolen and he needs a new pair, so he goes to see Kramers friend to get a thirty percent discount; all Elaine gets is bitten by a dog and then she becomes afraid of them. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerrys girlfriend kissing Jerrys cousin and Jerry tries to figure out if its true.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Bris Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Bris"
George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man." Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couples newborn, including getting the Mohel and holding the baby for the circumcision.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Stake Out Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Stake Out"
Elaine invites Jerry to a party where he meets a woman that fascinates him. However, Jerry knows nothing about her, not even her name, so he and George stakeout the lobby of her job in an attempt to run in to her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Seinfeld Chronicles Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Seinfeld Chronicles"
Jerry tells George about a woman named Laura he met in Michigan who is coming to New York for a seminar. Jerry wonders if she has romantic intentions. The two continue to talk about her after they leave the luncheonette. Jerry then receives a telephone call from Laura, who asks if she can stay overnight at his apartment. Jerry invites her, but is still unsure whether or not her visit is intended to be romantic. Jerry and Laura arrive at the apartment. Laura then receives a call and when Laura gets off the phone she tells Jerry: "Never get engaged." Jerry then realizes that he has no chance with Laura, but has already committed himself to an entire weekend with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Robbery Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Robbery"
While out of town Jerrys apartment gets robbed (Kramer left the door open); so he considers moving. However, the apartment that George shows him is also an apartment that he wants, so they try to decide who will get it. Whoever wins, Elaine wants their apartment. Meanwhile, Kramer searches for the stolen property.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Stock Tip Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Stock Tip"
Jerry and George invest based on an insider stock tip, but then lose touch with their inside source. A nervous Jerry lets the declining stock ruin his weekend away with Vanessa, while George decides hes all in.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Male-Unbonding Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "Male-Unbonding"
Jerry ponders a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend. George has trouble with his latest relationship. Kramer has the idea to open a chain of make-your-own-pizza parlors and is looking for investors.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Label Maker Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Label Maker"
Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friends gift, when a gift Elaine gave him, a label maker, is given to Jerry in return for some Superbowl tickets Jerry has but cant use because "The Drake" is getting married on Superbowl Sunday and he is in the wedding party. George convinces his girlfriend to get her male roommate to move out, that he soon regrets. Kramer takes playing a game of Risk against Newman seriously. The Superbowl tickets pass through several hands and Jerry sees the game with his worst nightmare.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Face Painter Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 23 - "The Face Painter"
George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaines boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer, when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed and the zoo demands an apology. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her, but her reaction surprises him. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets and Kramer is outraged.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Gymnast Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Gymnast"
George and Kramer convince Jerry hell be missing out on something if he stops dating a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of Georges bathroom habits. Kramer must pass a kidney stone. The mother of Georges girlfriend sees him eat something out of a trash bin, later cleaning a windshield & one of his bathroom habits. Elaines boss becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting, so he sends her to represent him in a huge merger deal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Kiss Hello Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 17 - "The Kiss Hello"
Elaines friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must "kiss hello," has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerrys grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle and she tells a story about some money that Uncle Leo was supposed to give his sister. Jerrys father is anxious to collect the money and interest Leo owes. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby and soon Jerry is giving every woman in the building, the "kiss hello"; however, when he stops, he becomes unpopular. George gets his arm looked at, misses a follow up appointment and must pay for that visit. The therapist skips out on her patients, including George, and goes skiing with Elaine. After their trip, she drops Elaine off 3 blocks from her apartment. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying her equipment home, and cant get any complementary treatment. Jerry gets proof of his uncles dishonesty.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Jimmy Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 19 - "The Jimmy"
The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy," a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an interested investor. Fresh from the gym, he attends a Yankees meeting about thefts, during which he sweats profusely. Jerry goes to the dental office and discovers they now carry Penthouse in the waiting room. Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for the AMCA (Able Mentally Challenged Adults) featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," who makes the date for himself. On a follow-up visit to the dental office, Jerry feels the dentist and his hygienist may have lived out a fantasy during his time in the chair, the type of thing you might read in Penthouse. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain, later while wearing a pair of Jimmys shoes, winds up getting a him a seat at the main table of the benefit.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fusilli Jerry Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 21 - "The Fusilli Jerry"
Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Couch Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Couch"
Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerrys new couch. Kramer plans to start the pizza business he thought of back in "Male Unbonding" with Poppie. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie so he can bluff his way through the meeting. Jerry and Elaines discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble for Poppie, Elaines relationship & Jerrys new couch. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Understudy Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 24 - "The Understudy"
George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerrys girlfriend, Bettes understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer becomes Bettes personal assistant. Elaine gets Georges father to translate for her when she suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. While crying about losing her manicurists, Elaine meets the owner of a catalog, J. Peterman, and gets herself a new job.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Chaperone Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Chaperone"
Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday, filling in the shoes once filled by Jackie Onassis; instead she gets a job being the personal assistant of a top executive who likes white socks. Meanwhile, George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Diplomats Club Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 22 - "The Diplomats Club"
After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that shes going to be in his will. She becomes a suspect when he overdoses his medication. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like "Sugar" Ray Leonard. To prove it, he tries to find anyone whos black that will be his friend. While at the airport club, Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets. Kramer hasnt gambled in three years and when he begins to lose, he calls in Newman for reinforcement.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Soup Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Soup"
Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition, he must treat him to a meal at a restaurant; however, what makes up a meal. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monks and manure in the path sums up his relationship with her. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Race Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Race"
Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he was faster. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" for Chinese food delivery and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper while at work, when Steinbrenner hears about it, he wants to see George in his office. Through his friend Mickey, Kramer becomes a department store Santa, who later spouts out Communist propaganda.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Beard Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 16 - "The Beard"
Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, whos now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives a homeless man some Chinese food and begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test, she thinks he is lying about NOT watching Melrose Place.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mom & Pop Store Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Mom & Pop Store"
A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by "Jon Voight." Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, whos always wanted to participate in the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Highlights Of A Hundred (... Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 14 - "Highlights Of A Hundred (1)"
Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pledge Drive Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Pledge Drive"
Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Elaines boss eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork and idea that soon catches on. George thinks a waitress gave him the finger. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Jerrys working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to appear with him, while en-route to the studio, someone gives George the finger.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Doorman Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 18 - "The Doorman"
The doorman in Mr. Pitts building, causes trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. Georges father is living with him and when he removes his shirt, George and Kramer see that he has breasts. So, Kramer develops a new undergarment for males ("The Bro" or "The Manssiere") that will alleviate this problem. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty."
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Doodle Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 20 - "The Doodle"
Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriends mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his visiting parents out his apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher that has suite of rooms at a fancy hotel and that is where Jerry parents get to stay. Jerry stays with his girlfriend. Elaine must go into Jerrys fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript that she is supposed to read for her interview and she cant find it, but Kramer read it in Jerrys apartment and the gas causes him to lose his sense of taste. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesnt care what he looks like. Jerry figures out that Newman gave him the fleas. Meanwhile, Jerrys parents, Uncle Leo and Nana live high on the hog at the hotel.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Scofflaw Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 13 - "The Scofflaw"
George meets an old friend whos spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone knew except him. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop whos on a quest to catch a longtime parking ticket scofflaw. Kramer wanting to change his image, asks Elaine where her old boyfriend got his glasses. He goes to see him at a book signing and says hi for Elaine, that means that she has lost the "upper hand" in their breakup, so she confronts him and then gets even by getting a copy of his glasses. George finds out from Gary, that he lied about his cancer and has been taking advantage of Jerrys kindness. Kramer discovers the identity of "the scofflaw." George gets a toupee.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Switch Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Switch"
Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitts tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerrys girlfriend never laughs, but he meets her roommate who does, so Jerry decides he would like to make "the switch." Georges model girlfriend may be bulimic. He needs proof, so he meets Kramers mother, whos a bathroom matron. While there he finds out Kramers first name, Cosmo. Kramer decides it is time to be himself and begins to use his first name. George has the perfect plan for "the switch," a menage a trois.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Chinese Woman Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "The Chinese Woman"
Jerry and Elaine see Georges father with a man with a cape but dont say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on Georges phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her. Kramer gets worried about his sperm count, so he goes to a fertility clinic and then makes a change in his choice of undergarments. Elaine ruins her friend Noreens latest romance with a long talker. The Chinese woman turns out to be Jewish and from Long Island. Estelle gets advice about her relationship with Frank from the Chinese woman, but discounts it when she meets her. Georges life is made miserable when his parents separate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Big Salad Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Big Salad"
Elaines boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick up a "big salad" for Elaine, that his girlfriend gives to Elaine and she thanks her. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Kramer later helps him evade the police in a white Ford Bronco.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Secretary Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Secretary"
Jerry confronts his dry cleaner, whom he spotted wearing a jacket that he brought in for cleaning. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one, he thinks hell be able to get some work done; however, the secretarys efficiency turns him on, so he gets her a raise and then she makes more than he does. Kramer gets Uma Thurmans phone number and sells Bania his suit at a womens clothing store then he hides in a dressing room until he can get some clothing. At this same store, Elaine tries to buy a dress, but is unsatisfied with the size of the mirrors in the store.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Deal Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 9 - "The Deal"
Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it cant be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Phone Message Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 4 - "The Phone Message"
George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Busboy Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 12 - "The Busboy"
George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboys cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboys life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaines houseguest.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Apartment Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 5 - "The Apartment"
Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the "man with a wedding band" theory of meeting women.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Pony Remark Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 2 - "The Pony Remark"
Jerrys parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he wont complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Baby Shower Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 10 - "The Baby Shower"
Elaine needs to use Jerrys apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerrys show gets canceled, so he returns to the apartment with George (whos prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the victim of his own confrontation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Jacket Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 3 - "The Jacket"
Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just cant get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friends doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises shell get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaines father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesnt want to be seen on the street with him.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Heart Attack Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 8 - "The Heart Attack"
George thinks hes had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and he is interested in her tongue. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramers suggestion of going to a holistic healer. The healers cure turns George purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Revenge Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 7 - "The Revenge"
George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesnt work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaines help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Statue Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 6 - "The Statue"
Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one Georges parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerrys apartment. When Jerry returns to his apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the authors apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaines chance at being an editor, but save George from his parents wrath.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Ex-Girlfriend Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 1 - "The Ex-Girlfriend"
George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into Georges ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerrys relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Chinese Restaurant Seinfeld Seinfeld
Episode 11 - "The Chinese Restaurant"
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he cant recall; George needs to use a phone he cant have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Wars The Clone Wars...
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Episode 18 - "The Citadel"
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin lead a rescue team deep into a heavily guarded Separatist prison in an effort to rescue a captive Jedi, but they get trapped by droids and are introduced to the ruthless warden dedicated to preventing anyones escape.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Wars The Clone Wars...
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Episode 4 - "Sphere of Influence"
Chairman Papanoidas family is kidnapped and held for ransom. Ahsoka must team up with the Senator from Pantora, Riyo Chuchi, to aid the new chairman in recovering his family before the Trade Federation can unduly influence the future of his planet.
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Wars The Clone Wars...
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Episode 7 - "Assassin"
Tasked to protect Senator Padm Amidala during a political mission to Alderaan, Padawan Ahsoka Tano is plagued by recurring visions of the recently-deceased bounty hunter, Aurra Sing
Added on September 21, 2011
Star Wars The Clone Wars...
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Episode 6 - "The Academy"
Ahsoka is assigned to teach a class at the cadet academy on Mandalore. Soon after she arrives, Duchess Satines zealous nephew and his classmates uncover a nefarious plot.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Nightsisters Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 12 - "Nightsisters"
Darth Sidious orders Count Dooku to eliminate his apprentice, Asajj Ventress. Ventress survives Dookus assassination attempt, and flees to the planet of Dathomir to enlist her kinswomen - the mystical Nightsisters - to assist her in a campaign of vengeance against her former master.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heroes On Both Sides Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 10 - "Heroes On Both Sides"
Padme Amidala and Ahsoka Tano travel to Raxus in an attempt to forge a peace agreement with Separatists. As Padme enlists the help of a former mentor, Mina Bonteri, Ahsoka learns some valuable lessons about the realities of war.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Clone Cadets Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 1 - "Clone Cadets"
Five headstrong clone cadets of Domino Squad struggle to complete their training on the ocean planet of Kamino. Unable to work together as a team, they must learn to embrace their future as soldiers before they are drummed out of the academy. Their trainers, Bric, El-Les, and Jedi Master Shaak Ti control their fate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Counter Attack Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 19 - "Counter Attack"
With freed prisoners in their possession and the brutal warden attempting desperately to thwart them, Obi-Wan and Anakin search for a way out of the Citadel and back to Coruscant. The prison, however, has more traps, perils and pitfalls in store for them than they had imagined and they must work past their differences if they are to escape. Their bid to board their shuttle fails when heavy weapons fire destroys the escape craft. Trooper Echo dies in the blast. The escapees then flee to the caves and call for rescue from the Jedi Temple on Coruscant.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Padawan Lost Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 21 - "Padawan Lost"
Ahsoka finds herself trapped on a Trandoshan moon, prey in an elaborate and cruel hunt.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Witches of the Mist Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 14 - "Witches of the Mist"
Anakin and Obi-Wan, sent to track down the mysterious figure behind the deaths of several Jedi, soon find themselves on the trail of the monstrous apprentice that Ventress has created: Savage Opress. However, Dooku and Ventress also discover that this new apprentice has a will of his own...
Added on September 21, 2011
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Corruption Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 5 - "Corruption"
Padm, on a diplomatic mission to Mandalore, guarantees the pacifist planet the Republics full protection, but she and Duchess Satine soon find something sinister lurking beneath the planets serene facade.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Citadel Rescue Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 20 - "Citadel Rescue"
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker battling their deadly enemies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hunt For Ziro Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 9 - "Hunt For Ziro"
The Hutt Council is after Ziro. But the Hutts arent the only ones! Will they catch up with the treacherous Hutt, or can Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Master Quinlan Vos bring him to justice?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ghosts of Mortis Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 17 - "Ghosts of Mortis"
The Jedi remain stranded on Mortis, and the Son aligned with the dark side of the Force renews his efforts to convert Anakin as the Jedi prepare for a decisive confrontation.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Altar of Mortis Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 16 - "Altar of Mortis"
Before the Jedi can leave Mortis, the Son takes Ahsoka captive in an attempt to entice Anakin into joining him to use their combined strength to overpower his Father and Sister. To this end, the Son casts Ahsoka under the spell of the dark side.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Overlords Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 15 - "Overlords"
A mysterious force draws Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka to a distant planet, and its inhabitants -- a family of exceptionally powerful Force-wielders -- in an attempt to determine whether Anakin is truly the Chosen One.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Wookiee Hunt Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 22 - "Wookiee Hunt"
As Ashoka and her allies struggle to evade the Trandoshan hunters, their efforts receive an unexpected boost when a new captive, Chewbacca the Wookie, arrives.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Monster Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 13 - "Monster"
When Count Dooku calls upon the Nightsisters seeking a replacement for Ventress, she and her kin seize the opportunity to exact revenge. Ventress visits the far side of Dathomir and the males of the planet seeking the most brutal and powerful warrior among them. Through their witchcraft, the Nightsisters transform Savage Opress into a monstrous killer designed to turn on his new master.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Supply Lines Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 3 - "Supply Lines"
Ryloth is under siege. Trapped on the surface, Jedi Master Di rallies the local forces with the help of Cham Syndulla. Desperate to save them, Senator Bail Organa and Representative Jar Jar Binks are dispatched to the planet of Toydaria, where they must convince the King Katuunko to send aid.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Evil Plans Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 8 - "Evil Plans"
Look out Threepio! While on an important shopping trip on Coruscant, C-3PO is kidnapped by the sinister bounty hunter Cad Bane in a dastardly plot to free Ziro The Hutt. Can R2-D2 help his counterpart escape in time to warn the Jedi?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pursuit Of Peace Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 11 - "Pursuit Of Peace"
Senators Padme Amidala, Bail Organa, and Onacanda Farr come under fire for opposing a bill that would appropriate funds for millions of new clone troopers, but cripple the Republic.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Water War Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 1 - "Water War"
Inhabitants of Mon Calamari are on the brink of civil war; the Jedi realize they need help from a powerful and amphibious ally to drive out Separatist invaders.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Liberty on Ryloth Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 21 - "Liberty on Ryloth"
Mace, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Anakin and The Republic attempts to capture Wat Tambor before he gains control over the whole planet, will they be able to save the planet in time?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rising Malevolence Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 2 - "Rising Malevolence"
Anakin and Ashoka have to save Jedi Master Plo Koon and his clone troopers after the Separatist Army uses their devastating new weapon
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bombad Jedi Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 8 - "Bombad Jedi"
The Separatists think that Jar Jar Binks is a Jedi Knight, when the comical Gungan and C-3PO fight to save Padm Amidala from doom at the hands of evil Viceroy Nute Gunray.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Downfall of a Droid Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 6 - "Downfall of a Droid"
During a battle with the Separatists R2-D2 is lost and they must find him before the Separatists do because of the military secrets locked inside the droid.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Jedi Crash Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 13 - "Jedi Crash"
When Anakin suffers from extensive injuries in battle, the Jedi Knights must find help on a hostile planet. However, things are only made worse by Ahsokas constant attempts at controlling her emotions.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Gungan General Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 12 - "The Gungan General"
In order to escape their capture, Anakin and Obi-Wan team up with Jar Jar Binks. As if that wasnt bad enough, they must bring Count Dooku with them to the Jedi Knights.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cloak of Darkness Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 9 - "Cloak of Darkness"
After handing over a captured Nute Gunray to Captain Argyus and his Senate Commandos, Luminara Unduli and Ahsoka Tano must thwart a Separatist boarding, lead by Asajj Ventress.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Defenders of Peace Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 14 - "Defenders of Peace"
Anakin, Ahsoka and Aayla Secura offer Lurmen a Republic position in the war. Unfortunately, the Separatists also have their eyes on gaining a new ally.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Ambush Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 1 - "Ambush"
While trying to negotiate a treaty for the Republic, Jedi Master Yoda and a handful of clone troopers are ambushed by a Separatist army.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Shadow of Malevolence Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 3 - "Shadow of Malevolence"
Anakin utilizes new long-range Y-wing bombers to lead a strike on General Grievous warship.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mystery of a Thousand Moons... Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 18 - "Mystery of a Thousand Moons"
The fatal Blue Shadow Virus is released, infecting Ahsoka, Padm and many Clone Troopers - and giving Anakin and Obi-Wan just 48 hours to find the antidote on a mysterious planet from which no visitor has ever returned.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Storm Over Ryloth Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 19 - "Storm Over Ryloth"
Ahsoka disobeys Anakins orders and loses most of her squadron which prompts Anakin to give his Padawan a lesson in respect for authority, and the opportunity for redemption
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Lair of General Grievous... Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 10 - "The Lair of General Grievous"
Kit Fisto and Nahdarr Vebb, chasing Nute Gunray, enter the sanctuary of General Grievous, on the Vassek moon.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hostage Crisis Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 22 - "Hostage Crisis"
To free crime lord Ziro the Hutt, bounty hunters seize control of the Senate Building and take hostages -- completely unaware that Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker is still inside. This episode introduces the bounty hunter Cad Bane.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Duel of the Droids Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 7 - "Duel of the Droids"
R2-D2 is being held at General Grievous secret listening post. Ahsoka, Anakin and replacement droid R3-S6 go on a dual rescue and sabotage mission.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Innocents of Ryloth Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 20 - "Innocents of Ryloth"
Upon arriving on Ryloth the Republic discovers that the Separatists have enslaved the entire population.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Trespass Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 15 - "Trespass"
An warring icy planet and its moon find Anakin and Obi-Wan in quite a pickle.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Rookies Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 5 - "Rookies"
Alone on a distant outpost, clone officers Rex and Cody must inspire their rookie unit to believe in themselves to stave off a Droid Commando invasion.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Hidden Enemy Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 16 - "Hidden Enemy"
Anakin and Obi-Wan suspect a traitor is in their midst while on a mission to liberate a planet from a Separatist siege.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Destroy Malevolence Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 4 - "Destroy Malevolence"
Padm Amidala and C-3PO are taken hostage by General Grievous, leaving Anakin and Obi-Wan to save the Senator and complete the destruction of the Malevolence.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Blue Shadow Virus Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 17 - "Blue Shadow Virus"
Padm and Jar Jar run into trouble while looking for a Separatist bio-weapons lab, leaving Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka to rescue them and contain a deadly virus.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dooku Captured Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 11 - "Dooku Captured"
Anakin and Obi-Wans jobs are done for them when space pirates capture Count Dooku.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Children of the Force Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 3 - "Children of the Force"
Darth Sidious has a new dark assignment: kidnap Force-sensitive children from across the galaxy and bring them to Mustafar.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Death Trap Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 20 - "Death Trap"
A young boy wages war against the Jedi Knights who left him orphaned, bitter and alone. Along the way, he enlists the aid of some of the galaxys most ruthless and deadly bounty hunters.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Senate Murders Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 15 - "Senate Murders"
When a Senator dies under suspicious circumstances, Padm sets out to find the person responsible.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Duchess of Mandalore Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 14 - "Duchess of Mandalore"
On Coruscant, Duchess Satine is framed for the creation of a Mandalorian terrorist group. On the run from Republic authorities, Satine and Obi-Wan set off to discover the groups true origins.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Voyage of Temptation Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 13 - "Voyage of Temptation"
As the Jedi and their clones defend Duchess Satine from assassination attempts, Anakin discovers that Obi-Wan and the Duchess have a history together.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Landing at Point Rain Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 5 - "Landing at Point Rain"
Anakin, Ahsoka and Ki-Adi-Mundi lead a landing party to destroy a droid factory on Geonosis.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Brain Invaders Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 8 - "Brain Invaders"
When Geonosian brain worms take control of their supply ship, Ahsoka and Barriss must battle to stop the vessel from unleashing the deadly plague upon the galaxy and the clones.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Weapons Factory Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 6 - "Weapons Factory"
Luminara and Anakin act as decoys to divert new enemy super tanks, while Padawans Barriss Offee and Ahsoka attempt to destroy a Separatist droid factory.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Zillo Beast Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 18 - "Zillo Beast"
The Republics newest droid-disrupting weapon awakens a monstrous, near-invincible Zillo Beast from its underground hybernation. The Jedi face a dilemma: save the beast as the last specimen of its kind, or help the Dugs kill it and secure a treaty for critical fuel supplies?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Legacy of Terror Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 7 - "Legacy of Terror"
When Luminara goes missing, Obi-Wan and Ki-Adi-Mundi lead a platoon of clones in search of her. When the search leads to a mysterious lair, the Jedi are faced with a horde of undead warriors.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cargo of Doom Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 2 - "Cargo of Doom"
Anakin and Ahsoka have Cad Bane cornered over the planet of Devaron. Upon entering the ship, Cad Bane cunningly gets Anakin to open the Holocron.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Holocron Heist Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 1 - "Holocron Heist"
In order to obtain a Jedi Holocron from the Jedi Temple, Cad Bane hires a bounty hunter to help him. Once inside, Bane must deal with Ahsoka and the rest of the Jedi order.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Bounty Hunters Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 17 - "Bounty Hunters"
Hondo Onaka has returned! Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka must team up with bounty hunters to stop his raids against a town of innocent spice farmers.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Grievous Intrigue Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 9 - "Grievous Intrigue"
A Jedi Master is taken hostage and tortured by General Grievous. Anakin, Obi-Wan and Adi Gallia devise a daring rescue plan, but they soon realize the General has a plan of his own.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Deserter Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 10 - "The Deserter"
After escaping to the planet Saleucami, Grievous searches for a ship to get offworld. Meanwhile, Rex is wounded by a commando droid sniper and meets a deserter at the farm where he takes shelter.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lightsaber Lost Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 11 - "Lightsaber Lost"
When a wily pickpocket steals Ahsokas lightsaber, she enlists the help of an ancient Jedi to track down her weapon and reclaim her honor.
Added on September 21, 2011
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R2 Come Home Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 21 - "R2 Come Home"
Anakin Skywalker and Mace Windu are trapped in the crumbling ruins of a crashed ship while searching for survivors, and only R2-D2 can get out a message to save them... if he can elude vicious gundarks and, worse yet, a crew of determined bounty hunters led by Boba Fett and Aurra Sing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Mandalore Plot Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 12 - "The Mandalore Plot"
Diplomacy or deception? The Council of Neutral Systems speaks for over 1,500 worlds who want to stay out of the war. But rumors have reached the Republic Senate suggesting that the Councils new leader -- Duchess Satine of Mandalore -- is secretly building her own army to fight for the Separatist cause!Now, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi has been sent to Mandalore to discover the truth behind these claims
Added on September 21, 2011
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Senate Spy Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 4 - "Senate Spy"
Padme is asked by the Jedi Council to look into a Separatist conspiracy dealing with the Senate.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lethal Trackdown Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 22 - "Lethal Trackdown"
While Anakin and Mace Windu recover from their injuries, Plo Kloon and Ahsoka chase Boba Fett from the underworld of Coruscant to the planet Florrum. Bobas revenge scheme finally leads to a climactic battle, and the life of a Republic admiral hangs in the balance.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Zillo Beast Strikes... Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 19 - "The Zillo Beast Strikes Back"
When the Zillo Beast is brought back to Coruscant in hopes of learning the secret of its impenetrable armor, it instead breaks loose and rampages across the city-planet. As the clones prepare to kill it with poison gas, the Jedi are again trapped in a moral conflict between the value of its life and that of the planets civilian populace
Added on September 21, 2011
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Cat and Mouse Star Wars The Clone Wars Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode 16 - "Cat and Mouse"
A highly seasoned strategist stands between the Republic fleet and beleaguered Republic forces on Christophisis. Anakin finds himself in command of an advanced prototype stealth ship with orders to ferry supplies to the weary troops on the planet below. Will he obey orders, or use the stealth ship to launch a sneak attack on the Separatist blockade?
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
The Guardian Sliders Sliders
Episode 4 - "The Guardian"
The Sliders arrive on a world just like their own, only time is moving at a rate of twelve years slower than normal. There, Quinn encounters his young double and tries to change an upcoming event in his life, despite the other Sliders warnings.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dream Masters Sliders Sliders
Episode 5 - "The Dream Masters"
On a world where a group of social misfits have learned to torture people by entering their dreams, Wade becomes a target of the groups leader.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dragonslide Sliders Sliders
Episode 7 - "Dragonslide"
On a world of magic and dragons, Quinn is mistaken for a wizard and kidnapped by an evil warlock bent on immortality. Meanwhile, Wade tries to help Rembrandts love troubles with a love potion, but it backfires and makes Rembrandt fall in love with her.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Prince of Slides Sliders Sliders
Episode 9 - "The Prince of Slides"
On a world where the American government is a monarchy, Rembrandt is mistaken for his double and discovers that he is about to be a father of royalty. The only problem is, on this world, its the men who give birth to children.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Fire Within Sliders Sliders
Episode 8 - "The Fire Within"
After barely escaping a world engulfed in flames, the Sliders now find themselves in a Los Angeles dependent on the sale and production of oil. Unfortunately, they learn theyve brought along a piece of the fire from the last world and that it has a mind of its own.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
The Exodus (2) Sliders Sliders
Episode 17 - "The Exodus (2)"
Quinn and Maggie return to her world with Earth Primes coordinates stored in Jensens timer. As Wade makes the final list for those who can slide to safety, Arturo races to modify the new timer to slide more people. Unfortunately for them, an unexpected danger lurks the base and one Slider will not make it to the next world.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
The Breeder Sliders Sliders
Episode 19 - "The Breeder"
A creature embeds a parasite in Maggie just before the slide, which takes the Sliders to a world where young adults are used in a mandatory organ-donor program. The others will have to find Maggie before she finds the perfect mate and lays her eggs.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Seasons Greedings Sliders Sliders
Episode 12 - "Seasons Greedings"
On a world where people are enticed by consumerism and giant malls in the sky, the Sliders get jobs as mall employees to find the mother of an abandoned child. Arturo is a reluctant Santa, Rembrandt and Wade his elves while Quinn gets an administrative job. Meanwhile, Wade faces some strong emotions when she meets her sister and father.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Paradise Lost Sliders Sliders
Episode 15 - "Paradise Lost"
The Sliders arrive in a small community, where the citizens are all young and fearful of outsiders. They dont expect much trouble, until they uncover a deadly secret.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Double Cross Sliders Sliders
Episode 2 - "Double Cross"
On a world quickly running out of natural resources, Rembrandt meets his number one fan but finds her to be a little to friendly. Meanwhile, Quinn and the others meet Logan, a scientist at Prototronics thats trying to develop sliding. However, they learn her plans for sliding are far from noble.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Dinoslide Sliders Sliders
Episode 23 - "Dinoslide"
The Sliders chase for Rickman takes them back to the world they helped colonize, the New World. Only they find that the colonists are being hunted by a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Slide Like an Egyptian Sliders Sliders
Episode 14 - "Slide Like an Egyptian"
On a world ruled by Egyptian culture, Quinn is used in a life-after-death experiment and thought dead. The others miss the slide when trying to save a woman from a sacrifice and become trapped in a pyramid with a big scarab.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
The Exodus (1) Sliders Sliders
Episode 16 - "The Exodus (1)"
Things dont look good for the Sliders when they slide to a world thats about to be eradicated by a rogue pulsar. Soon they discover that this world has been developing sliding technology and pool their resources with the U.S. government in a race to escape to a parallel Earth.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Sole Survivors Sliders Sliders
Episode 18 - "Sole Survivors"
The Sliders arrive on a world where a strange bacteria transformed the inhabitants into flesh-eating zombies. When Quinn is bitten, he begins to turn into one of them.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
The Other Slide of Darkness... Sliders Sliders
Episode 21 - "The Other Slide of Darkness"
The Sliders track Rickman to a superstitious town. Their search is further complicated when Quinn and Maggie are captured by natives living in a mysterious fog. There, Quinn runs into someone from his past himself.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
This Slide of Paradise Sliders Sliders
Episode 25 - "This Slide of Paradise"
The Sliders track Rickman to a world where a mad scientist has been experimenting with genetic testing and has created a race of human hybrids.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Rules of the Game Sliders Sliders
Episode 1 - "Rules of the Game"
The Sliders become involuntarily apart of a human war game where the only winners are the ones that stay alive.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Desert Storm Sliders Sliders
Episode 6 - "Desert Storm"
The Sliders land on a world with little water and come to the aid of a mysterious young woman whose gift to find water is being exploited by a group of thugs.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Dead Man Sliding Sliders Sliders
Episode 10 - "Dead Man Sliding"
On a world where the legal system is in the form of televised game shows, Quinn is arrested, tried and sentenced to death for the crimes of his double.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
The Last of Eden Sliders Sliders
Episode 20 - "The Last of Eden"
Wade and Rembrandt recall their slide to a world plagued by earthquakes and populated by primitive people. Wade falls into a deep chasm and Quinn goes to rescue her, while Rembrandt learns of Arturos illness.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Stoker Sliders Sliders
Episode 24 - "Stoker"
Wade falls under the spell of a rock bands charismatic lead singer, who is really a vampire and looking to use Wade to get the timer. Meanwhile, the others try to track down Rickman.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Slither Sliders Sliders
Episode 22 - "Slither"
While on vacation, Quinn and Rembrandt get mixed up in an illegal snake deal and find themselves stuck in the middle of no where surrounded by deadly snakes. Meanwhile, Wade and Maggie get involved with a shady man in their search for the others.
Added on September 21, 2011
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State of the A.R.T. Sliders Sliders
Episode 11 - "State of the A.R.T."
The Sliders land on a world where the human race was wiped out by robots. Quinn and Rembrandt are captured by the robots demented creator and are going to be used in a mind-transfer experiment.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Murder Most Foul Sliders Sliders
Episode 13 - "Murder Most Foul"
On an over-worked world with an uptight population, Arturo is thought to be a fracture and is sent to a fantasy camp for a form of relaxation. When the others find him, they see he has been brainwashed into thinking he is a great detective on the trail of a Jack the Ripper-like murderer.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Electric Twister Acid Test... Sliders Sliders
Episode 3 - "Electric Twister Acid Test"
The Sliders arrive on a world where electric tornadoes have almost completely wiped out the population. They find a secluded village somehow protected from the tornadoes and a dictator that may prevent the team from ever sliding again.
Added on September 21, 2011
Sliders
Slide by Wire Sliders Sliders
Episode 16 - "Slide by Wire"
The Sliders accidentally slide out with Maggies double, leaving Maggie stranded on an American military base where deadly experiments are performed on pilots. Meanwhile, the Sliders arrive on a world that outlaws technology.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Roads Taken Sliders Sliders
Episode 21 - "Roads Taken"
A rough slide separates Quinn and Maggie from Rembrandt and Colin for a brief time. Soon after they reunite, Quinn and Maggie become seriously ill and appear to be dying of old age. Unable to help them themselves, Rembrandt and Colin will have to rely on someone claiming to be Quinn and Maggies son.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Mother and Child Sliders Sliders
Episode 14 - "Mother and Child"
The Sliders discover a woman escaping from a Kromagg breeder camp and take her to her Earth, where an anti-Kromagg virus proves deadly for her half-Kromagg son.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Common Ground Sliders Sliders
Episode 3 - "Common Ground"
The Sliders slide into a Kromagg weapons-testing area and Maggie saves the life of the Kromagg commander, Kromanus. While Maggie tries to get the timer back from him, Quinn and Rembrandt discover a Kromagg weapon designed to eradicate humans.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Prophets and Loss Sliders Sliders
Episode 2 - "Prophets and Loss"
Quinn, Rembrandt and Maggie land on a world where the United States is run by the Oracle, a blend of fundamental beliefs and right-wing conservatism. Followers trade their wealth and possessions in return for passage to a nirvana world, but the Sliders discover the Oracles portal is a deadly sham.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Data World Sliders Sliders
Episode 17 - "Data World"
When the Sliders step into the Chandler Hotel, they are surprised to learn they have been turned into computer data. There they meet the owner of the hotel, Archibald Chandler, who will not allow them to leave.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Chasm Sliders Sliders
Episode 20 - "The Chasm"
The Sliders arrive in what is literally the happiest place on Earth. But in this small community, a little girl witnessed her grandfather leap into a mysterious chasm and begins to feel an overwhelming sorrow. Worse yet, it soon spreads to Rembrandt and Maggie.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Way Out West Sliders Sliders
Episode 18 - "Way Out West"
Colin is wounded on a Wild West Earth and separated from the others. While he is nursed back to health by a widow and her daughter, the others search for him and find an old foe.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Lipschitz Live! Sliders Sliders
Episode 13 - "Lipschitz Live!"
The vortex splits the Sliders up and they only have two hours before the slide. Quinn tries to contact the others by appearing on the worlds most popular show: Lipschitz Live. Meanwhile, Colin is mistaken for his double and betrothed to a woman as part of a business deal.
Added on September 21, 2011
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World Killer Sliders Sliders
Episode 5 - "World Killer"
After landing in a San Francisco completely devoid of people, the Sliders go to Quinns house and discover Quinns double accidentally slid everyone to a parallel world a few years ago. Both Quinns, Maggie and Rembrandt travel to the world where everyone was sent and rush to set things right.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Dying Fields Sliders Sliders
Episode 12 - "The Dying Fields"
The Sliders arrive on a Kromagg training camp, where half-human Kromaggs hunt humans. Quinn tries to convince one of them to help free a captured Colin.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Genesis Sliders Sliders
Episode 1 - "Genesis"
After three months and ten worlds of searching for Wade and Rembrandt, Quinn and Maggie finally reach Earth Prime, only to find it under Kromagg control. Quinn and Maggie manage to rescue Rembrandt from a Kromagg prison, but Quinn is captured and learns the shocking truth about his family.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Just Say Yes Sliders Sliders
Episode 7 - "Just Say Yes"
On a world where drug use is mandatory, Maggie and Colin are dosed with mind-altering chemicals. Rembrandt and Quinn have to find a way to save them and outrun the Drug Empowerment Administration.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou... Sliders Sliders
Episode 6 - "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
The Sliders track down Quinns long lost brother, Colin, to a Amish-type Earth. Quinn convinces Colin they are brothers and to slide to find their true home. But on the next world, a double of Colins former love takes advantage of him and involves him in a scam to steal cryogenically frozen bodies.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Slidecage Sliders Sliders
Episode 9 - "Slidecage"
When Quinn and Colin finally access the coordinates to their home, the Sliders expect it to be their last slide. Instead, they arrive inside a security compound on a barren world, where humans and Kromaggs are fighting for survival.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Virtual Slide Sliders Sliders
Episode 4 - "Virtual Slide"
The Sliders arrive on a world where virtual reality is a normal part of life. After Maggie is injured in an explosion, she awakens in a hospital to find they have missed the slide. The only way to go is to build a new timer, but is everything what it seems?
Added on September 21, 2011
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Net Worth Sliders Sliders
Episode 15 - "Net Worth"
A sliding mishap separates the Sliders into two groups on a world divided by the computer-savvy and ruthless scavengers. To reunite, theyll have to battle the scavengers and unite a young couple who fell in love on the internet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Revelations Sliders Sliders
Episode 22 - "Revelations"
With nearly a month until their next slide, the Sliders find themselves extremely bored on a dull world. While the others get jobs, Rembrandt dives into a sci-fi book that bears more than a resemblance to their lives. When the Sliders track down the author, they learn he came from Quinn and Colins home world.
Added on September 21, 2011
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California Reich Sliders Sliders
Episode 11 - "California Reich"
The Sliders land on a world where California has been taken over by racists. Rembrandt is captured and placed in a prison camp used to turn non-whites into faceless slaves.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Alternateville Horror... Sliders Sliders
Episode 8 - "The Alternateville Horror"
Acid rain forces the Sliders to stay in the Chandler Hotel. Colin claims to have seen a ghost and the timer is mysteriously stolen.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Asylum Sliders Sliders
Episode 10 - "Asylum"
On a world raided by Kromaggs for natural resources, Rembrandt falls in love with a doctor who can save a critically injured Quinn. Problem is, Maggie learns this doctor collaborated with the Kromaggs and is on the run from the British secret service.
Added on September 21, 2011
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My Brothers Keeper Sliders Sliders
Episode 19 - "My Brothers Keeper"
The Sliders arrive on a world where clones are harvested for spare body parts. Quinns double is blinded in a lab accident and when Quinn tries to help, he is mistaken for a clone. Meanwhile, the others inadvertently rescue the clone, which Colin tries to teach the importance of family and sacrifice.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Map of the Mind Sliders Sliders
Episode 12 - "Map of the Mind"
The Sliders arrive at a mental institution in the middle of an unusual riot. Rembrandt and Maggie escape capture, but Diana and Mallory get left behind. While Mallory has managed to pose as a doctor, Diana is mistaken for a patient and undergoes the process of her brain being remapped.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Requiem Sliders Sliders
Episode 11 - "Requiem"
Rembrandt experiences a strange dream in which Wade is trying to contact him and bring him to her. The others have their doubts until a spatial fold opens before them. On the other side, they find Wade is somehow being used in a plan to attack Kromagg Prime.
Added on September 21, 2011
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To Catch a Slider Sliders Sliders
Episode 15 - "To Catch a Slider"
The timer continues to malfunction, giving the Sliders rougher slides than usual. To fix it, the Sliders need to get ahold of a gem, even if it means stealing.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Applied Physics Sliders Sliders
Episode 2 - "Applied Physics"
Diana tries using a university lab to find a way to separate Quinn and Mallory, which leads to her first encounter with her double, a struggling single mother. Meanwhile, Mallory experiences violent flashbacks from Quinns life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Unstuck Man Sliders Sliders
Episode 1 - "The Unstuck Man"
After experiencing a rough slide, Rembrandt and Maggie see Colin is nowhere to be found. More disturbing, they meet a stranger claiming he is Quinn Mallory. Rembrandt and Maggie learn too late that this is all apart of an evil genius desperate plan to save his life.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Dust Sliders Sliders
Episode 16 - "Dust"
The Sliders are lost in the desert, but happen upon an archaeological dig. They soon find, however, that the dig is unearthing a buried Los Angeles and that the locals consider Rembrandt a deity.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Heavy Metal Sliders Sliders
Episode 14 - "Heavy Metal"
A malfunctioning timer deposits the Sliders underwater in the Pacific Ocean. A merchant ship picks them up, but is taking them out of their sliding radius and decreasing the likelihood of a safe slide. Their only chance is to join up with a pirate crew to get back to California.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Great Work Sliders Sliders
Episode 4 - "The Great Work"
The Sliders arrive on a small island, with a very sick Maggie in tow. While looking for help, Rembrandt, Mallory and Diana meet the monks of a secluded monastery. Reluctantly, the monks allow them to stay and give Maggie medical attention. But the Sliders soon learn the monks have a secret and wont allow them to leave.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Thousand Deaths Sliders Sliders
Episode 13 - "A Thousand Deaths"
The Sliders arrive on a world where millions play in highly realistic arcade simulations. Rembrandt and Mallory take part in separate simulations, until they discover Maggie and Diana have been forced to play characters in these simulations, where each "death" experienced is real.
Added on September 21, 2011
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A Current Affair Sliders Sliders
Episode 7 - "A Current Affair"
On a world where tabloid journalism is in place of real news, a photo suggests Maggie is having an affair with the President. But the Presidents advisers decide to exploit it in order to distract attention from a war with Switzerland.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Please Press One Sliders Sliders
Episode 6 - "Please Press One"
After trying to buy a candy bar, Maggie is kidnapped by a corporate conglomerate that uses data codes to control commerce.
Added on September 21, 2011
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New Gods for Old Sliders Sliders
Episode 5 - "New Gods for Old"
Just before sliding out and escaping a small army, Mallory is shot with a laser beam and paralyzed. His only chance of walking again lies in a group of spiritual healers, but their cure could be much worse than being paralyzed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Easy Slider Sliders Sliders
Episode 10 - "Easy Slider"
The Sliders arrive on a world where combustion engines were outlawed by the government due to pollution. But a biker gang is fighting to keep their engines and Mallory falls for the gangs sexy leader.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Return of Maggie Beckett... Sliders Sliders
Episode 9 - "The Return of Maggie Beckett"
The Sliders arrive on a world where Maggies double was a heroic astronaut and loved by the public. When she is mistaken for her double, the public gets excited. After being kidnapped by the mysterious Leader, Maggie is taken by the government where she must confront her father.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Strangers and Comrades Sliders Sliders
Episode 3 - "Strangers and Comrades"
The Sliders arrive in a barren wasteland, where the timer is inoperable. Worse yet, they find themselves forced to take part in a never ending battle between Kromaggs and soldiers from Quinns home world, who are guarding a mysterious bunker.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Seer Sliders Sliders
Episode 18 - "The Seer"
The Sliders arrive in the middle of a rally, surprisingly being held in their honor. They learn they are the subjects of a religion called Slidology, founded by a man with psychic abilities. He has been following their adventures and warns that on their next slide, they will all die.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Java Jive Sliders Sliders
Episode 8 - "The Java Jive"
The Sliders arrive on a world where Prohibition still exists, only it was caffeine that was outlawed. They meet a nightclub owner whose lover was murdered by a gang dealing in bootleg coffee.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eye of the Storm Sliders Sliders
Episode 17 - "Eye of the Storm"
The Sliders confront Dr. Geiger again, in a collapsing dimension full of innocent victims.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Luck of the Draw Sliders Sliders
Episode 10 - "Luck of the Draw"
When the Sliders land on a seemingly ideal world, Wade wins the lottery. But Quinn discovers that the lottery is population control and the winners are killed.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Fever Sliders Sliders
Episode 3 - "Fever"
On a world where penicillin was never invented, Quinn is mistaken for his double, who is believed to be the cause of a massive epidemic. While he is imprisoned by a health agency, Wade shows signs of being infected and only Arturo can find the cure.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Prince of Wails Sliders Sliders
Episode 5 - "The Prince of Wails"
The Sliders arrive in the British States of America, where Arturos double is plotting to assassinate a prince and take the throne. When the Sliders inadvertently foil the plot, they come into contact with a group of rebels trying to bring freedom to America.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Summer of Love Sliders Sliders
Episode 6 - "Summer of Love"
The Sliders are separated on a world where the Hippie movement of the sixties is still alive and the US is at war with Australia. Wade and Rembrandt are mistaken for extraterrestrial prophets at a commune, while Quinn and Arturo race to fix a broken timer and rejoin the others.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Pilot (1) Sliders Sliders
Episode 1 - "Pilot (1)"
While working in his basement, Quinn Mallory opens the gateway to parallel worlds. For a test run, Quinn invites co-worker Wade Welles and his teacher, Professor Arturo, along. Upon opening the vortex, Quinn uses too much power, which causes the vortex to suck them in along with Rembrandt "Crying Man" Brown, who happened to be driving by Quinns house. The four arrive on a world that experienced an ecological disaster and will have to survive until the timer hits zero.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Last Days Sliders Sliders
Episode 4 - "Last Days"
The Sliders arrive on a world that will be destroyed by an asteroid before they are due to slide. Arturo works with Bennish to develop an atom bomb to destroy the asteroid and Rembrandt gets caught up in an end of the world celebration, while Quinn and Wade confront their feelings for one another.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Eggheads Sliders Sliders
Episode 7 - "Eggheads"
On a world where being smart is the equivalent of being a sports star, Quinn is a popular college athlete and finds his double had underhanded dealings with gangsters. Meanwhile, Arturo discovers his late wife is alive on this world and tries for reconciliation after learning she is pressing for divorce.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The King is Back Sliders Sliders
Episode 9 - "The King is Back"
Rembrandt has arrived on his dream world, where his double is as popular as Elvis, but has been dead for eight years. As Rembrandt gets to enjoy the fame hes long since wanted, an old enemy plots to make sure he disappears for good.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Weaker Sex Sliders Sliders
Episode 8 - "The Weaker Sex"
The Sliders arrive on a world where roles are reversed with women holding the positions of power. Arturo becomes a candidate for the mayoral race in San Francisco, trying to bring about a "mens rights" movement.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Good, the Bad and the... Sliders Sliders
Episode 4 - "The Good, the Bad and the Wealthy"
On a world where everything west of the Mississippi is part of the Nation of Texas, corporate lawyers carry gunslinging ways of the Old West. After Quinn gets mixed up in a showdown, he gains the reputation for fastest draw in San Francisco and tries to prevent the hostile takeover of a family-owned computer company.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Into the Mystic Sliders Sliders
Episode 1 - "Into the Mystic"
After separating from Ryan and Henry the dog, the Sliders make a rough landing that reopens Quinns bullet wound. On this world of mysticism and superstition, a witch doctor heals Quinn and has brains on the mind when they cant pay the bill. On the run from bounty hunters, the Sliders only hope is the mysterious Sorcerer, a man who could possibly get them home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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El Sid Sliders Sliders
Episode 5 - "El Sid"
While the Sliders wait to leave a world of violence, Quinn saves a woman named Michelle from her criminal boyfriend, Sid. Sid then goes after the Sliders through the vortex, where they all arrive on a world where San Francisco is a maximum security prison.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Love Gods Sliders Sliders
Episode 2 - "Love Gods"
On a world where a biological weapon wiped out most of the male population, Quinn, Rembrandt and Arturo become objects of desire and are imprisoned by the government to be breeders. As they try to escape and regroup with Wade, they find there are others out to capture them.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Post Traumatic Slide Syndrome... Sliders Sliders
Episode 8 - "Post Traumatic Slide Syndrome"
The Sliders have come to the most unexpected world of all... home. While Rembrandt and Wade use their sliding adventures to kickstart their careers, Arturo steals the timer and claims sliding as his invention. However, Quinn remains convinced they are not home.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Obsession Sliders Sliders
Episode 9 - "Obsession"
Wade literally meets the man of her dreams, Derek Bond, on a world where ten percent of the population possess psychic abilities. It turns out Derek is a psychic and is next in line for the powerful position of Prime Oracle. But the future gets grim fast as Rembrandt and Arturo become prime suspects in a murder that hasnt happened yet.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Greatfellas Sliders Sliders
Episode 10 - "Greatfellas"
On a world where Prohibition was never repealed, Rembrandts double is famous for fighting crime and corruption. Unfortunately, the trouble starts when the Sliders land in the middle of a wedding, where the groom and bride are from mob organizations.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Time Again and World Sliders Sliders
Episode 6 - "Time Again and World"
Wade witnesses a murder just before the slide, but as the Sliders land on the next world, the same murder is about to occur. This time, Wade intervenes and this gets the Sliders involved with a disgraced federal judge and a United States under martial law.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Invasion Sliders Sliders
Episode 12 - "Invasion"
The Sliders land in the middle of a strange invasion and Quinn uses the timer to bring down one of the ships. Before barely escaping, the Sliders learn these new villains can slide at will and are soon captured on the next world. They learn their captors are the Kromaggs and are intent on conquering every parallel world.
Added on September 21, 2011
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Gillian of the Spirits Sliders Sliders
Episode 3 - "Gillian of the Spirits"
A lightning bolt strikes the vortex during a slide, damaging the timer and trapping Quinn on the astral plane. Now the Sliders are stranded on a world with 1950s technology and Quinn can not be seen by the others. He tries to get the help from the only one who can see or hear him, a girl that has a history of hearing voices.
Added on September 21, 2011
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The Young and the Relentless... Sliders Sliders
Episode 11 - "The Young and the Relentless"
The Sliders arrive on a world where the young are in charge and Wade and Quinns doubles were married corporate executives. Quinn winds up posing as his dead double and finds questions in his death. Meanwhile, Arturo and Rembrandt find themselves in trouble with the law and face jail time.
Added on September 21, 2011
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In Dino Veritas Sliders Sliders
Episode 7 - "In Dino Veritas"
The Sliders land on a world where San Francisco is a national park dedicated to the preservation of dinosaurs, which is home to a deadly Allosaurus. A bad fall causes Arturo to injure himself and lose the timer. Quinn goes out alone to search for it, while the others hide out from the Allosaurus in a cave.
Added on September 21, 2011
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As Time Goes By Sliders Sliders
Episode 13 - "As Time Goes By"
The Sliders find themselves running into the same people on each new world, one of them being Quinns former love, Daelin. After encounters on worlds where the Spanish rule America and Daelin is an abused wife, the Sliders arrive on a world where time moves backwards and they are accused of Daelins murder. Quinn wants to save her, but it could have disastrous results.
Added on September 21, 2011