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The Nicked Knockwurst
Episode 1 Allo Allo "The Nicked Knockwurst"
After the Colonel makes Ren promise not to hang out with the Resistance anymore, Herr Flicks sausage (containing the forgery of the Fallen Madonna) is kidnapped by the Communist Resistance. The Colonel and the Captain are anxious that it doesnt come out that they have switched the paintings, and order Ren to come up with the ransom, which Edith gets from Monsieur Alphonse.The ransom is to be left by Ren and his staff, dressed as German soldiers. But the whole thing is watched by German soldiers dressed as French policemen, the Gestapo dressed as French Resistance girls, and the Colonel and the Captain dressed as trees. And of course, Lieutenant Gruber stumbles upon the meeting, and his dog cant help but chase the sausage.
Added on January 1, 1970
Gruber Does Some Mincing...
Episode 2 Allo Allo "Gruber Does Some Mincing"
The sausage containing the painting of the Fallen Madonna, which was taken by Lieutenant Grubers dog, is minced by the Lieutenant - but fortunately he discovers it first and saves it. At the same time, the missing knockwurst means that Monsieur Alphonse cannot get back the money which he lent to pay the ransom of the kidnapped sausage. The Resistance pays him back with Monsieur LeClercs badly forged money. But after everything seems to getting back to normal, the sausage is sent to Lieutenant Gruber to make another copy. Michelles latest plan to get the airmen back is by means of an old plane with the motor from General von Klinkerhoffens lawn-mower.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Sausage in the Wardrobe...
Episode 3 Allo Allo "The Sausage in the Wardrobe"
After Maria is sent to Lieutenant Gruber with the sausage containing the real painting of the Fallen Madonna for copying, she is caught by General von Klinkerhoffen, who places the sausage in his wardrobe and holds Maria hostage until his lawn-mover engine is returned by the Resistance.Herr Flick, the Colonel and the Captain, and Ren hear about this and decide to go to the chteau through the secret passage and steal the sausage from under the Generals nose, using Helga, Yvette and Lieutenant Gruber as erotic bait.
Added on January 1, 1970
Flight of Fancy
Episode 4 Allo Allo "Flight of Fancy"
With Ren again in the possession of the sausage containing the painting of the Fallen Madonna, the attention turns to getting the two British airmen out of France. Michelle proposes a steam engine tour through Nouvion. Michelles newest harebrained scheme of getting the airmen out will of course need 80 meters of suspenders, and its Rens job to get them from every Frenchman in Nouvion. Herr Flick and Helga arrive in his staff car to spy on the show.
Added on January 1, 1970
Pretty Maids All in a...
Episode 5 Allo Allo "Pretty Maids All in a Row"
After the plot to get the two British airmen out fails, a frustrated Ren returns to the painting of the Fallen Madonna. He hides it behind an ugly painting in his caf which is immediately recognized by General von Klinkerhoffen as a Van Gogh and requisitioned for his office in the chteau. He also requisitions the two new maids in Caf Ren - or as they are better known: the two British airmen in disguise.Realizing that the two airmen will be recognized right away, Michelle of the Resistance comes up with another harebrained scheme of digging a tunnel from Monsieur Alphonses morgue into the prisoner of war camp and smuggling in the two airmen.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Great Un-Escape
Episode 6 Allo Allo "The Great Un-Escape"
While the Captain is sitting in the caf, Herr Flick from the Gestapo is listening when Ren is talking to London on the wireless. He soon cracks the code surrounding the message with the plan to dig a tunnel from the mortuary to hide the British airmen.But its soon apparent that the two airmen and Monsieur Alphonse need help with the digging, and the caf staff are called in, leaving Madame Fanny and LeClerc in the caf. But the Colonel and the Captain follow Ren, discover the tunnel, and are captured in the prisoner of war camp.
Added on January 1, 1970