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Desperate Doings in the...
Episode 1 Allo Allo "Desperate Doings in the Dungeon"
Herr Flick is still held in the dungeons, and if he cracks he can divulge that the painting of the Fallen Madonna have been copied. Thats why he must be rescued by Helga, von Smallhausen, and Ren - dressed as Himmler.The Colonel and the Lieutenant are ordered by the General to let Herr Flick die in a rescue attempt by the Resistance, but seeing the danger of getting caught in a crossfire, they dress up as Gestapo officers to rescue Herr Flick, only to find Ren chained up instead.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Camera in the Potato...
Episode 2 Allo Allo "The Camera in the Potato"
Starting off in womens underwear in the dungeons of the Generals castle, Ren is rescued by Lieutenant Gruber, and comes back just in time to be briefed by Michelle from the Resistance about the camera which will be used to photograph the safe in the chteau.That night, Helga and the General are supposed to dine at Caf Ren, but Helga is ordered away by Herr Flick, and the General has to endure Ediths "seduction" before he can get away. Ren can get into the chteau, but he doesnt know that the safe is in Lieutenant Grubers room.
Added on January 1, 1970
Dinner with the General...
Episode 3 Allo Allo "Dinner with the General"
The show opens during the air raid which ended the last episode - Ren is running back to the caf, and von Klinkerhoffen, von Strohm and Bertorelli are all hiding under their desks. Herr Flick continues interrogating Helga about the plot to blow up Hitler. Herr Flick and von Smallhausen disguise themselves as musicians to discover whether von Klinkerhoffen is truly planning to blow up Hitler.Michelle devises a plan for Ren and LeClerc to break into Grubers room during a smoke bomb diversion disguised as firemen and blow the safe. But Edith and Yvette pick the wrong chimney down which to throw the smoke bomb, instead hitting von Klinkerhoffens chimney.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Dreaded Circular Saw...
Episode 4 Allo Allo "The Dreaded Circular Saw"
The plan to photograph the plans for the German invasion of Great Britain goes bad when Edith puts the smoke bomb in the wrong chimney of the chteau, and Ren and LeClerc are forced to blow up the safe in another kind of chaos than they had originally planned. During the escape, Ren and LeClerc are captured by the Communist Resistance.Helga is ordered by the Colonel to be Lieutenant Grubers best friend, but during their not-so-romantic tte--tte, Edith and the servant girls steal the Lieutenants little tank to try and rescue Ren.
Added on January 1, 1970
Otherwise Engaged
Episode 5 Allo Allo "Otherwise Engaged"
Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was Rens sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, is now determined to marry Ren.Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and end up getting Grubers compassion.Ren has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Ediths hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that Ren will marry her instead.
Added on January 1, 1970
A Marriage of Inconvenience...
Episode 6 Allo Allo "A Marriage of Inconvenience"
Rens wedding to Denise is due shortly and he is not too happy about it. Edith has hatched a plan, which requires Michelle and her girls to kidnap Denise. Then, Edith can take her place at the altar and marry Ren. Edith arranges a romantic dinner for her and Ren at the caf.The next morning, Michelle informs Edith that she has kidnapped Denise and put her in a mine shaft.Ren is getting ready as Gruber arrives to question him. Ren assures Gruber and von Strohm that the paintings are safe.
Added on January 1, 1970
No Hiding Place
Episode 7 Allo Allo "No Hiding Place"
Denise Laroque escapes from the mineshaft and leads her Communist Resistance fighters in an attack on the Caf Ren. The staff pretend that Ren is dead so that he can go into hiding disguised as his own father. Colonel von Strohm orders Helga to find Ren and protect him, since hes the only person who knows where the original paintings are hidden. The Communist Resistance recapture Ren. Denise decides that he wasnt responsible for the wedding fiasco. She announces her intention to kill Edith, Yvette and Mimi instead.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Arrival of the Homing...
Episode 8 Allo Allo "The Arrival of the Homing Duck"
Ren, having been dumped out of the Communist truck, reports to the girls that Denise has vowed to kill them all, so Edith starts hiding in various disguises.Helga reports to von Strohm that the paintings are in the Communist HQ, so they make plans to attack the Communists and recover the art, using Bertorelli and his just-arrived Italian troops.Von Klinkerhoffen comes to report that the German Generals will be arriving for a conference to plan the British invasion, and Ren is told by Michelle that he will end up doing the catering for the conference and that he must photograph the plans and send them by duck.
Added on January 1, 1970
Watch the Birdie
Episode 9 Allo Allo "Watch the Birdie"
Its the day of the Generals conference. The long distance duck is let loose and Captain Bertorelli shoots it.A French General stops off at the Caf on his way to the chteau and is paralysed by Mimi. Officer Crabtree takes his place.At the conference, the Generals eat some mints which are actually foam at the mouth pills. In the ensuing confusion, Ren manages to photograph a map of the planned invasion.
Added on January 1, 1970
Ren - Under an Assumed...
Episode 10 Allo Allo "Ren - Under an Assumed Nose"
The long distance duck is recovered. It was only stunned when Captain Bertorelli shot it.The photograph Ren took of the invasion map was useless. He decides to leave the Resistance. Michelle tries to dissuade him by telling him shes madly in love with him.Lieutenant Gruber is ordered to arrest Ren for the attempted poisoning of the Generals. Rene disguises himself as the French General in an attempt to escape the threatened firing squad. Monsieur LeClerc makes him a false nose using plastic explosive by mistake. The nose is accidentally ignited. Ren throws it out of the window and it blows up Herr Flick.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Confusion of the Generals...
Episode 11 Allo Allo "The Confusion of the Generals"
The Germans now suspect the French General of trying to poison the German Generals, so Ren is reprieved. Herr Flick is in traction after being blown up when Rens false nose exploded. General von Klinkerhoffen plans to continue the Generals Conference with local peasants disguised as German Generals at the chteau and the real Generals disguised as peasants in the Caf Ren. He thinks that the Resistance will blow up the peasants, thinking that theyre the real Generals.Michelle arrives at the caf to say that a group of British airmen, disguised as onion sellers, will arrive shortly. The German Generals also arrive dressed as onion sellers. Theres an air raid and, in the confusion, the wrong group of onion sellers is sent off to England.
Added on January 1, 1970
Whos for the Vatican?
Episode 12 Allo Allo "Whos for the Vatican?"
Luckily for Ren, the German Generals end up in Berlin rather than England.Colonel von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber tell Ren that he must recover the paintings from the Communist Resistance headquarters. Ren disguises himself as a Franciscan vicar and sets off with Mimi in the pram, disguised as a baby. Meanwhile, Helga is also heading for the headquarters disguised as a nurse, pushing Herr Flick, disguised as a baby, in another pram.The Italians storm the headquarters and are captured by the Communist Resistance. Ren manages to recover the paintings but is caught by Denise Laroque and her Communist Resistance.
Added on January 1, 1970
Ribbing the Bonk
Episode 13 Allo Allo "Ribbing the Bonk"
Ren, Mimi, Monsieur LeClerc, Lieutenant Gruber, Colonel von Strohm and the Italian soldiers are being held prisoner by the Communist Resistance. Ren and LeClerc are released so that they can go and collect a million franc ransom for the release of the Germans and Italians. General von Klinkerhoffen wont pay the ransom, so Ren and company decide to rob the local bank. They end up trapped in the strongroom and have to blow their way out.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Reluctant Millionaires...
Episode 14 Allo Allo "The Reluctant Millionaires"
Its revealed that the money which Ren and his staff stole from the bank is forged and belongs to the Gestapo. Mimi and the Germans have managed to escape. Denise and Louise of the Communist Resistance are on the run. They end up hiding in the Caf Ren.
Added on January 1, 1970
A Duck for Launch
Episode 15 Allo Allo "A Duck for Launch"
Herr Flicks uncle, Heinrich Himmler, orders him to recover the forged money which Ren and company stole from the bank. Herr Flick and von Smallhausen disguise themselves as fishmongers to see if anyone is trying to spend forged money.Michelle has spent some of the money on a trip to the hairdressers and Monsieur Alphonse has been given it in his change. Monsieur Alphonse is arrested when he spends some of the forged banknotes.The long distance duck is sent off on its journey to England.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Exploding Bedpan
Episode 16 Allo Allo "The Exploding Bedpan"
Monsieur Alphonse is being interrogated by the Gestapo about the forged money. Colonel von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber are afraid that theyll be implicated in the theft of the money, so they plan to have Monsieur Alphonse poisoned before he talks. He has a heart attack and is sent to the hospital.Ren pretends to have food poisoning so that he can get into the hospital as part of a plan to rescue Monsieur Alphonse.
Added on January 1, 1970
Going Like a Bomb
Episode 17 Allo Allo "Going Like a Bomb"
Ren escapes from the hospital and makes his way back to the caf. Herr Flick sends von Smallhausen undercover to the hospital mortuary to look for the Gestapo money.Meanwhile Helga has discovered that the money is forged. Its stuffed down Captain Bertorellis trousers so that he can take it back to the caf.Michelle reveals a new plan for the British airmen to escape in giant landmines, which will be dropped over England.
Added on January 1, 1970
Money to Burn
Episode 18 Allo Allo "Money to Burn"
Herr Flick plans to have Monsieur LeClerc executed unless the Gestapo money is returned. Unfortunately, the money was hidden in the oven at the caf until Fanny decided to do some cooking. Ren tries to get London to send some more forged money, but theres a cockup and the money from the British plane ends up falling all over Nouvion.
Added on January 1, 1970
Puddings Can Go Off
Episode 19 Allo Allo "Puddings Can Go Off"
The explosive from the landmines is delivered to the Caf Ren, disguised as 500 Christmas puddings. The airmen are busy practicing unscrewing the covers of the landmines from inside, so theyll be able to escape and use their parachutes before the landmines hit the ground.Herr Flick and von Smallhausen disguise themselves as monks and hide in a church bell tower so that they can keep the caf under observation.
Added on January 1, 1970
Land Mines for London
Episode 20 Allo Allo "Land Mines for London"
Herr Flick and von Smallhausen are hiding inside the landmines. The Germans recover the mines and take them back to the airbase. Later theyre loaded into a plane and dropped over England, with Herr Flick and von Smallhausen still inside.
Added on January 1, 1970
Flight to Geneva
Episode 21 Allo Allo "Flight to Geneva"
The latest escape plan for the British airmen involves them sitting astride a midget submarine wearing diving helmets.Ren plans to elope with Yvette and the paintings. Before he can leave, Helga arrives and forces him to go with her to the chteau. Colonel von Strohm insists on taking the paintings from Ren.Herr Flick discovers that General von Klinkerhoffen has sold the paintings for a fortune in gold bars. The gold is stored in the safe at the police station. Ren steals it. He leaves notes for Edith and Yvette with Monsieur LeClerc, who mixes them up.
Added on January 1, 1970
Train of Events
Episode 22 Allo Allo "Train of Events"
The Rsistance blows up the train using some of the exploding Christmas puddings. Everyone makes their way back to Nouvion. Ren still has General von Klinkerhoffens gold. The General doesnt know its missing because Officer Crabtree has gummed up the lock on the safe.Lieutenant Gruber is ordered to collect the safe in his little tank and take it to the Generals chteau. The General has also taken the statue containing the real paintings from the Colonel von Strohms office. Ren tries to blow open the safe using one of the exploding Christmas Puddings. He manages to blow up Grubers little tank, along with Captain Bertorelli.
Added on January 1, 1970
An Enigma Variation
Episode 23 Allo Allo "An Enigma Variation"
General von Klinkerhoffen has recovered most of his gold from Grubers tank. Ren still has four bars, which he melts down and makes into a new weight for the cuckoo clock in the caf. Colonel von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber offer Rene a deal - they wont look for the missing gold if Ren recovers their statue from the Generals chateau.The Excelsior Quartet, a group of musicians hired to play at the chateau, are detained so that Ren and company can take their place. They manage to recover the contents of the statue.
Added on January 1, 1970
Wedding Bloss
Episode 24 Allo Allo "Wedding Bloss"
Edith announces that shell marry Monsieur Alphonse unless Ren agrees to remarry her. Afraid of losing the caf, Ren reluctantly agrees. Monsieur Alphonse, as Deputy Mayor, will have to perform the ceremony. Ren returns the paintings to Colonel von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber.The wedding ceremony is held, but Monsieur Alphonse has problems officiating. Captain Bertorelli brings along a surprise to the ceremony - Christmas puddings.
Added on January 1, 1970
Down the Drain
Episode 25 Allo Allo "Down the Drain"
The Enigma machine is to be smuggled to England in the midget submarine. Ren is told to put the machine into a wine barrel and drop it into the sewer. At a certain time, everyone in Nouvion will flush their toilet and the resulting surge of water will send the wine barrel along the sewer to the submarine.The British lay on an air raid as a diversion, but they manage to bomb the pumping station by mistake, so theres no water to flush the toilets with. Its discovered that Monsieur LeClerc has put the wrong box in the wine barrel. The Enigma machine is still hidden in the caf.
Added on January 1, 1970
All in Disgeese
Episode 26 Allo Allo "All in Disgeese"
British Intelligence sends experts, disguised as policemen, to examine the Enigma machine. General von Klinkerhoffen announces that Ren will be shot if the machine isnt handed back to the Germans. Herr Flick arrests Edith, Yvette, and Mimi and uses a truth serum on them. This makes Mimi act rather strangely.
Added on January 1, 1970