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Fluffy the Anaconda
Episode 1 Cow And Chicken "Fluffy the Anaconda"
Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Laughing Puddle
Episode 2 Cow And Chicken "The Laughing Puddle"
Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cows udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chickens nightclub.
Added on January 1, 1970
Pirate Lessons
Episode 3 Cow And Chicken "Pirate Lessons"
The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earls boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.
Added on January 1, 1970
Halloween with Dead Ghost...
Episode 4 Cow And Chicken "Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"
The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonights Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.
Added on January 1, 1970
Tongue Sandwich
Episode 5 Cow And Chicken "Tongue Sandwich"
Cows tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someones gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chickens wattle decides to run away to.
Added on January 1, 1970
Dream Date Chicken
Episode 6 Cow And Chicken "Dream Date Chicken"
Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Bonelesss Chicken attracts the attention on Bonelesss blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.
Added on January 1, 1970
Sumo Cow
Episode 7 Cow And Chicken "Sumo Cow"
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the schools sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.
Added on January 1, 1970
Comet!
Episode 8 Cow And Chicken "Comet!"
Cow and Chickens class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dads golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dads Ball Comet"".
Added on January 1, 1970
Dirty Laundry
Episode 9 Cow And Chicken "Dirty Laundry"
The schools newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guys false stories makes Chicken loses friends.
Added on January 1, 1970
Grizzly Beaver Safari
Episode 10 Cow And Chicken "Grizzly Beaver Safari"
Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.
Added on January 1, 1970
Which Came First
Episode 11 Cow And Chicken "Which Came First"
The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chickens covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, its egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isnt even a chicken.
Added on January 1, 1970
Boneless Kite
Episode 12 Cow And Chicken "Boneless Kite"
Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cows kite tangles with The Red Guys Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the Asswipe tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Bonelesss rescue, and the Asswipe tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.
Added on January 1, 1970
Buffalo Gals
Episode 13 Cow And Chicken "Buffalo Gals"
A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chickens house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. Its up to Chicken to save his sister.
Added on January 1, 1970
Cow and Chicken Reclining...
Episode 14 Cow And Chicken "Cow and Chicken Reclining"
Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what its like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".
Added on January 1, 1970
Free Inside
Episode 15 Cow And Chicken "Free Inside"
Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.
Added on January 1, 1970
Journey to the Center...
Episode 16 Cow And Chicken "Journey to the Center of Cow"
Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in the catapault, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cows cavernous abdimen.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Karate Chick
Episode 17 Cow And Chicken "The Karate Chick"
After Chickens beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).
Added on January 1, 1970
Yard Sale
Episode 18 Cow And Chicken "Yard Sale"
Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.
Added on January 1, 1970
Meet Lance Sackless
Episode 19 Cow And Chicken "Meet Lance Sackless"
Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canadas Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.
Added on January 1, 1970
Whos Afraid of the Dark...
Episode 20 Cow And Chicken "Whos Afraid of the Dark?"
Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken arent afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Bad News Plastic Surgeons...
Episode 21 Cow And Chicken "The Bad News Plastic Surgeons"
Teacher is disappointed when the schools plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.
Added on January 1, 1970
The Exchange Student
Episode 22 Cow And Chicken "The Exchange Student"
The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isnt used for weapons, its used for food.
Added on January 1, 1970
Child Star
Episode 23 Cow And Chicken "Child Star"
Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who cant puddle dance. Cows performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.
Added on January 1, 1970
Perpetual Energy
Episode 24 Cow And Chicken "Perpetual Energy"
Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies.I Am Weasel: ""My Friend, the Smart Banana
Added on January 1, 1970
Bad Chicken
Episode 25 Cow And Chicken "Bad Chicken"
Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.
Added on January 1, 1970
Stay Awake
Episode 26 Cow And Chicken "Stay Awake"
Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.
Added on January 1, 1970